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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Thursday. We got Dave Raboy coming up about a
half hour from now to talk about some political things.
He's a cynic like me. How's he feeling about everything?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
All that?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Retailers, what are they saying right now? There's a lots
to feel good about. Right now, we'll do a bunch
of voicemails, emails. I'm gonna finish up on this Biden
talk because Biden gave a speech today and this was
part of It's a direct quote. A country chooses one
or the other. We accept the choice the country made.
I've said it many times. You can't love your country
(00:54):
only when you win. You can't love your neighbor only
when you agree something I hope we can do. No
matter who you voted for, you see each other not
as adversaries, but as fellow Americans. These words are completely
hollow from somebody who said his patience with me was
(01:15):
wearing thin. For four years when you had power, when
you had the bully pulpit of the presidency, you called
me a threat to democracy, a white supremacist. You threatened me.
Joe Biden tried to have me Oh yeah, go ahead, Chris,
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go ahead.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Patient, But our patients is wearing thin.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Joe Biden tried to have me fired. You realize that
Joe Biden and Biden administration, Remember they tried to ram
through that completely insane, tyrannical, unconstitutional rule that employers had
to fire employees who didn't get backcated. Joe Biden called,
oh go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Donald Trump and the Marga Republicans represented extremism that threatens
the very foundations of our republic. Maggyi Republicans do not
respect the constitution, They do not believe in the rule
of law, They did not recognize the will of the people,
undermine democracy itself. They promote authoritarian leaders, and they fan
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the flames of political violence that are a threat to
our personal rights, to the pursuit of justice, to the
rule of law, to the very soul of this country.
Trump and the extreme Maggi Republicans quote a clear and
present danger to our democracy.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Clear and present danger, Nazi, My patience with you is
wearing thin. And now now that your party got wiped
out and you're walking away from the White House. Now
were neighbors. Again, No, sir, that is not how that
works at all. When you had the power, when you
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had the bully pulpit, you did everything you could do
to ramp up your rabbit animal base to hate me,
assault me, kill me if they possibly could. And so no,
we are not going to sing kumbaya. We are not neighbors.
We are not going to unite. We are enemies. If
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you would like to come before me and ask for
my forgiveness, then I will grant it. I absolutely will
grant it. But don't you think for a second you're
gonna do all that and then lose an election and say, hey,
let's let bygones be got be bygones. No, absolutely not.
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We are enemies now, enemies now, all right, enough of that.
Remember remember in October, remember when I said if Trump
is in office for two point fifty two fifty, I'm
referring to the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the
United States of America. By the way, that's twenty twenty six.
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If Trump is in office for two fifty, you know
it's gonna be over the top. It might be in
Yankee Stadium. I don't know where it's gonna be that.
It's going to be over the top, in wild and
awesome in a way that only Trump will and Trump
will probably do something to troll the left. He will
probably bring in tanks or something, who knows something. But
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it's going to be amazing, absolutely amazing. Remember when I
said that Trump puts out a video today, I kid you,
not a video today.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Remember it's a year and a half way. This is
until twenty twenty six. Today Trump says.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
This two hundred and fifty years of American independence. What
a great country, and we have to keep it that way.
But that's why, as a nation, we should be preparing
for a most spectacular birthday party.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
We want to make it the best of all time.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
On day one, I will convene a White House task
force called.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Salute to America two fifty.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
It will be responsible for coordinating with state and local
governments to ensure not just one day of celebration, but
an entire year of festivities across the nation, starting on
Memorial Day twenty twenty five and continuing through July fourth,
two thousand and twenty six. Second, I will work with
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all fifty governors, Republican and Democrat alike to create the
Great American State Fair, a unique one year exhibition featuring
pavilions from all fifty states.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
It'll be something.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Third, alongside the Great American State Fair, we will host
major sporting.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Contests for high school athletes.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
These are great athletes, wonderful athletes from fantastic.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
High schools all around the country.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Fourth, I will sign an executive order to bring back
our national Garden of American Heroes, which we will want
to build very badly.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I love it, honestly, I told you heard what I
said I could What did I say? It'll be a
Yankee stadium. Of course Trump would view that as being
tiny and not near good enough. It's gonna be a
year long. Gosh, that's gonna be so freaking cool. Not
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quite a year long, obviously, but Memorial Day to July.
That's quite a way. Oh gosh, that's gonna be fun.
Back to your voicemail, shall we?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
Jessie Sargan Greasi here, retired law enforcement. Very happy about
the elections. Now the work begins. But I have a
different question for you today, unrelated to the election. My
twenty six year old daughter, who lives on her own,
has a great job, is bringing her boyfriend to our
house next weekend to introduce them to us. This will
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be the first boy quote unquote she's brought over to
meet the parents ever. And I want to know what
are the better chores to make this guy do to
earn his rightful place at our dinner table. I'm thinking
maybe Christmas lights, and you know I'm on the lawn
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of course, hold my tools while I change the oil
in my truck. What are your thoughts on on this topic?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Now, here's what you do, and it's simple and anyone
can do it. Here's what you do. You know when
she's bringing him over, because she's going to give you
a heads up. It's going to let you know. So
what you do is this. You go out to the
driveway or whether you make sure your car is parked
outside driveway street wherever you live. You make sure your
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car is parked outside. You jack your car up and
take one of the tires off of it, and then
just leave it right there so it's off of it,
and make sure you're out there when he pulls up.
It'll tell you everything you need to know. One it's
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going to tell you this is most important. It's really
the most important thing is he willing. Is he conscientious
enough to pull up and say, hey, can I give
you a hand? Hey, let me help you out there?
Even if he's you know, maybe he didn't have that
a father. What that could have directed him the way?
Maybe yours or mind would have. My dad taught me
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how to change a tire when I was like fifteen
years old. If not, no, actually I was younger than next.
He used to make me change. I was taught how
to change a tire, So maybe his dad didn't do that.
Form Okay, you can't kill him for that. But does
he get out and look at you changing that tire
and say, hey, let me give you a hand? Or
does he get out and just stroll right past you?
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Tells you everything you need to know. And look, if
he does dig in and try to give you a hand,
it doesn't hurt to make sure her future son in
law potentially knows how to change a tire. I told
you about that story. Happened to a buddy of mine
in the Marines. He was on his way back from
Las Vegas with his girlfriend, and he loved her so much,
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and he got flat and I wasn't with him right
because I knew how to change a tire. But he
got a flat and he wasn't He wasn't some goober,
I don't know, but he didn't know how to change
a tire and he had to call Triple A. And
they were in between Las Vegas in twenty nine Palms
and it's really really remote. I mean, it's serial killer
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part of the world over there, and they had to
wait for something an hour or something for Triple A
to come out and change a tire for him. She
left him a few weeks later. We never knew. Look,
we always told him that we were not nice about it.
We always told him that was why, and I believe
that was why. Who knows him. Maybe she found somebody else,
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But Chris is not an said that was totally Why
wasn't it. Well, We'll always believe it was why you
stranded your woman on the side of the road for
an hour because you can't change a tire, dude, No no, no, fathers,
teach your sons how to change a tire. Any idiot
can do it. Chris can do it. Anybody can change
a tire. What Chris put that finger away? That's not
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very nice. You know what is nice? Fred? My mom
is visiting right now. It's so completely embarrassing. Remember I
told you I had to go get her from the
airport when I got off the show last night. Go
pick my mom up. She walks in the house and
he just bum rushes her. She barely says hi to
everyone else because she's tired. She said Fred's coming with me,
and those two just disappear. That's what that fluffy moron
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If you missed any part of the show, you can
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gonna come spike the football here in about ten minutes
from now. I forgot to play this earlier. Corindiversity Higher
blamed Kamala Harris using on COVID nineteen, I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 8 (12:02):
What we saw two nights ago was certainly very much
in line to what we've seen in other G seven
countries in incumbencies, the role, the toll that the pandemic took,
even though we were able to lead in the world
when it comes to the economy, we saw what happened
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in other G seven countries, and so that is what
we believe. Look, there's going to be a lot of punditry,
a lot of election experts who are going to have
their opinions, who are going to have their thoughts, But
the president is very very proud, very proud of what
he's been able to accomplish.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, COVID's fault, Sure it was, Jesse. I'm raising the
anti communist daughters. Thanks to you. I was talking to
my oldest last night about the election and how so
many kids at are school are afraid of getting thrown
into camps and such by Trump. I now have the
tools and wisdom to talk her through this nonsense. It
always seems to come back to no love of country. Everything.
(13:05):
You could see the connections happening in her mind. It's
all about power and not love of country. You're helping
with the next generation of anti communists. So doctor and
nice sleeves. I have one Nie sleeve. Okay, it's one
what Chris I thought I ordered. I don't know, to
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be honest, I thought I ordered a pair, and then
I pulled it out because I was lifting and it
was just one. So then I had to choose which
knee I wanted to protect. And now I'm so embarrassed
because everyone's been so mean about the whole thing, that
I don't want to order another one. I might, though, Look,
I have gov X, I have a discount waiting for
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promo code Jesse. Anyway, doctor Nee Sleeves, I've been sending
all those hysterical videos of liberal women freaking out to
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my youngest son, who's seventeen and just entering the dating pool.
High title each one on This is why you don't
marry Democrats. Not only is he laughing as much as
I am, but the message has definitely been received. I
am having the time of my life. His name is Chris,
like my son has been sending him to me, and
(15:15):
I've been sending them back to him. You have to
drive the point home. You want a life of misery,
data Democrat and marry one. I get emails all the
time from them, from dudes who've traveled down that road,
and I'm not judging you. I've had terrible taste in
women myself in the past, so I'm not judging you
at all. But man, you want to sign yourself up
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for a life of misery, fellers, go ahead and dat
a Democrat woman, freaking awful awful, and ladies your data
Democrat man. Good luck to you. I want to thank
you for your reference in the movement to save our country.
I listen to many conservative podcasts, but they seem to
take a bird's eye view with a problem. You like
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a grizzled old drill sergeant, have shown us how to
take on the dirty comies toe to toe on their
own turf. I know the fight isn't over, but even
after this huge blow, but we're pushing them into a
corner of the ring because of you. Don't be modest.
Let the bar eat. It's not because of me, it's
because of people like this.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Hey, Jesse, I listen to your show all the time.
I just want to say a few things real quick.
I did what you told us. We got three school
board members off out of the four we tried to
get off, and the other two that were still on
there were ones that are good, ones that told us
that needed help.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
It's not me. I didn't do a thing. You did it.
Take pride and what you have done, you did it.
We got this one too.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
For nothing, Jesse, I'm listening delay.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Jimmy Buffett's been dead for like a year and a
half or two years. You should have known that Chris
obviously has more money because the price of weed went down.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
One. That's hilarious. Two. I gotta be honest with you
about the Jimmy Buffett thing. Remember, I think it was
last week or a few nights ago. I don't remember
what it was. Look it's election season. Everything's blurring together.
I'm on about an hour of sleep a night, just
like you are at this point. But I said that
I really wanted to go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.
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I knew that Jimmy had passed away when I said it.
It was one of those things you say just to
get a reaction for people. Remember, I'm a bad person,
and so getting a rise out of people is something
that gives me joy. I don't know why I'm like this.
I've been like this since I was a child. Remember
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we just had my dad's funeral and all my cousins
came out. And all my cousins are older than me,
and they used to beat the crap out of me
when I was a kid, and I deserved it every
single time, and they were joking about it. How I
used to just talk mess to them. They were older
than me and bigger than me and tougher than me,
and I would just talk mess to them, and they'd
hold me under the faucet and slap me and spray
with the hose and I'd still be sitting there talking
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mess to them. I don't know why I'm like this.
I am very good at aggravating people, and it's a terrible,
terrible skill to have, except it's really come in handy
taking on communists because they hate me so much, and
it's so much fun bothering evil people. But I will
take this. I'll take this skill, and occasionally I will
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do something just to bother people I like, like you
and so on the radio, if you can say a
dead pan and say something like, hey, I need to
go to a Jimmy Buffett concert, you will show up
the next day and there will be one hundred emails saying,
Jimmy Buffett's dead. What are you talking about? You moron?
And Chris, it wasn't that many. You're fine. Remember all
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your emails go to Chris, so he's the one that
asked to deal with all these things. Thanks for printing
all those out for me, Chris. I had a good
laugh at your expense. I just want you to know
that don't forget tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse Friday. I should
note get your questions emailed in right now to Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com or a voicemail eight seven
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seven three seven seven four three seven three. Let's get
to Dave reboy in just a moment, and then we'll
get the headlines I didn't get to and we'll check
out it here, hang on fighting for your freedom every day. Yeah,
the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
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on a Thursday. And music that bag can only mean
one thing. It means my friend fellow at the Claremont Institute,
Dave Reboi made the mistake I don't think he's ever
made before. He declined to choose his own music, so
he gets the worst song we could find in short notice? Dave?
How could you? How could you be so foolish? Dave?
Speaker 9 (19:48):
I don't know. I was. I was under pressure. I
completely forgot that I need to come up with some music,
and I think that I just I rolled the dice
and that will be the last time.
Speaker 7 (19:58):
I wrote it.
Speaker 9 (19:59):
That kind of does believe me.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Well, congratulations on. Was that Beyonce or somebody Chris? And
Chris doesn't even know Rihanna. Oh yeah, I don't know
who that young lady is, but anyway, good luck to her,
all right, Dave, Dave, I am feeling I don't even
know how to describe it. Hopeful that's that doesn't It's
not like me. It goes way beyond the presidential election.
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I'm looking at state after state, county after County, and
what it looks like is a complete repudiation of these
piece of trash communists. Is that what you're seeing?
Speaker 9 (20:37):
That is what I'm seeing too, And it's freaking me out.
I know that we're both we're both boomers by by
inclination and you know, frankly by perception. But it's really
good news. I'll tell you. I didn't expect this. I
was on live streams election night and and everyone else
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was happy, and I said, no, not yet, because I remembered,
you know, eight years ago going through this, or I'm sorry,
four years ago going through this and going to bed
thinking that we had it in the bag, only for
to the yanked away. So I was. I waited until
a very last moment to to you know, to pop
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the champagne, and when it happened, I almost didn't believe it.
But now that now that we get some distance from it,
I mean, I agree with you. It makes sense. It
does look like like a repudiation of the communist Dave.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I've argued, I've been arguing it for a few days
now that that they have so Democrats have so siloed
themselves in you know, elite cities in the coasts if
you look at the map. It's just so, it's so
obvious when you look at a map. They've become the
coastal elite party. And now they don't know how to
speak the language of normal people anymore. So you have
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people like Rachel Maddow going on TV talking about the
last multi racial, pluralistic democracy, and then they turn around
and wonder, how do we lose married women, how do
we lose Latino men? How are we losing black men?
Normal people don't talk like.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
This right, and normal people are turned off by it
because they find it weird and cultish because guess what
it is weird and cultish, and it's a it's it's
cultish and weird because it is a you know, it
is an obsessive ideology in I mean, it's it's absolutely
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a cult ideology that operates by its own internal logic.
And and that's why, I mean, here's even better news
than the election. The better news is these guys will
not learn their lesson. People are saying, oh, well, you know,
there's gonna be a Clinton realignment where they're gonna, you know,
they're gonna tweak a little couple of things here and there.
I don't think so. I think they're way too far gone.
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And the logic of the left demands that they keep
marching forward.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
You know.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
They they call it a movement, and a movement keeps
marching forward, the march of progress. You know, that's one
of the reasons why their brains broke down in uh
in twenty sixteen when Trump won, because they thought that,
you know, after Obama, we go from you know, we
go from from the March of Progress on and on
and on and and nothing will stop us. So I
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don't know how they I don't know how they deal
with this internally, like according to the logic of their
belief system, because it is a belief system. I mean,
we when we when we think about the left, we
really have to think about them the way we think
about the Hotti groof right, right, and you know, and
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and and we have to recognize that, no, they don't
They're not like us. They believe different things than we do.
And and when you know, when you know, for example,
when when and the Arabs lost the Six Day War,
you know, they went completely crazy, and they went completely
crazy because they were like, wait a minute, you know,
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the Jews are supposed to be our dogs. You know,
we're supposed to beat them. That's not how this works.
That means where we must have fallen out of favor
with a lot. You know, there was no other conclusion
that was possible. Hey, maybe we suck. There was no
other conclusion that there was possible other than like, okay,
now we need to get you know, super religious. We
need to to kind of double down on what we
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were doing. And I think the left is exactly the same.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Here's an example. I played it in the first hour.
I've played again for Dave. I always already heard it
or seen it. But here's a bright, shining example. This
exchange today on the View where that Alyssa Farah chick
was actually trying to explain the border and Sunny Hustin
beside her. Just I mean, it doesn't matter how much
you show it to her, she can't see me.
Speaker 10 (24:52):
And finally, we talk a lot about these different demographics
and these assumptions of where they're going to go. Latinos
in Texas, a district that's ninety seven percent went seventy
five percentage points for Donald Trump. Why misogyny with on
the border, it's a crisis, is on their doorstep.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I made the point, Dave that if you take that
away from it's misogyny, it's sexism, it's it's that oppressor,
oppressed thing, it's such a foundation of who they are
that it can't be removed. I think you're right.
Speaker 9 (25:23):
Yeah, there will be no you know, there will be
no no reappraisal and no course correction after this. And
and the other bit of evidence that we have is
that the this particular radicalization that we've seen in the
Democrat Party really started in uh after two thousand and four.
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So John Kerry lost in two thousand and four, and
George Soros and a bunch of far left donors, very
you know, wealthy billionaires who fund a lot of the
Democratic Party, they got together and they said, wait a minute,
this is way too centrist for us, and we're going
to we're going to spend billions of dollars to create, uh,
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you know, an entire industry and a whole infrastructure meant
to push the Democratic Party to the left and would
be think tanks. And then they opened more magazines, and
they had this, and they had that, and they had
the Truman National Security Project and all kinds of of
other things to move the left, move the Democratic Party
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further and further to the left. And so the far
left donors brought the Democratic Party to this precipice, and
they're sure as hell not going to wake up in
the morning and say, hey, we made a big mistake.
So they're going to deal with it by doubling down.
So there's even if occasionally you'll see some people like
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I mean, Alissa Farah is a quote unquote you know
Republican because she because she she worked for for Mike
Pence and and and hates Donald Trump. But outside of
like the Beltway and you know, five or six people
in the Liz Cheney fan club, there's no constituency there.
So and certainly she doesn't have any sway over the
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Democratic Party and their strategy. So like it's going to
be really interesting seeing them completely unable to deal with
this moment. And you know, I couldn't. I couldn't be happier.
I could not be happier.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Plus we have the advantage, if I may, of George Soros.
As much as I despise that human being, he is ancient.
Now his eyebags have officially reached his knees, and his
son Alex Soros has taken over, and he is quite frankly,
a complete idiot. He can't even complete sentences. He's not
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this machiavellian super villain like his father was. He's a
moron with a lot of money. So a lot of
that power base goes away, right.
Speaker 9 (27:57):
Well, he's still got a lot of money, and he's
dating home Abid I heard, or maybe he's engaged. Maybe
they're engaged already, so you know, I guess everyone finds
their their person. But but yeah, I mean, he's certainly
not as sharp as his dad. But you know, his
dad built a giant industry where he's got hundreds of
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very very smart, very very evil people working for him
and figuring this out. So you know, that infrastructure will
still be there, though it will be increasingly hard for
them to convince normal Americans. And that's what we saw.
I mean, when we talked during COVID, we were slamming
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our heads against the wall in frustration because it seemed
like the media was able to convince most of America that, uh,
you know that we need to shut down the country
due to COVID, and everybody had to mask up and
and and it didn't matter how much the economy suffered
and working people suffered, and then you know BLM and
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all this stuff. I was legitimately afraid, you know, speak
for myself. I was legitimately afraid that their power is
is you know, their power is undiminished. And with this election,
it's it's obvious that they that in that time they've
lost the heck of a lot. And they pulled out
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all the stops in the in the month prior to
the election, you know from from the Liz Cheney lie too.
I mean, it was every day it was a new
absurdity that that that that they were pushing. And I
think that people just tuned it out, like how can
you you know what Biden invites Trump to the White
House and congratulates them, Like is that what you do
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with Hitler if he was the election? Like none of
this made sense and and only their most fanatical uh,
they thinks it makes sense. And you know, and whenever
you see this, it's it's really a victory for us
because when you when you hear them saying calling Trump
Hitler and fascist and then turn around, when you know,
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and turn around and then treat him like a normal politician,
it makes the far left crazy heads explode. Nothing makes
the matter than that because they can see like they
understand the the discrepancy. You know, they believe the Democrats
when when they said this about Trump. So it's really entertaining.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
He is David boy. I love his stuff, Dave. I
appreciate you so much, my man. Gosh, great to be
with you, buddy. All right, headlines I didn't get to
next Jesse Kelly Baccian. It is that Jesse Kelly Show.
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Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday,
and we will be back to wrap up this wonderful
week tomorrow. Gosh, it has been such a freaking good week. Now,
before I get the headlines, I didn't get to, I'm
gonna chalk a couple of these things at well, chop
a couple of these things. I wouldn't be I wouldn't
be chalking out voicemails that wouldn't make any sense. I
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would chop out voicemails. Maybe maybe I just think about chocolate.
Maybe maybe it's not just waking up to chocolate powder.
Maybe it's the fact that my tea levels are so
freaking high that it's absurd now because I take natural
herbal supplements from chalk. Maybe it's that Chris. Anyway, let's
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go on and look at these things, Jesse. This is
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Speaker 2 (32:02):
Don't forget it right, giantic hands Jesse, and the.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Chocolate powder if you're looking to save somebody, right.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Guantic hands Jesse. Hey, I just wanted to say I've
been taking your advice the last couple of months. When
I see something irrational or infuriating popping up on my
social media, I just click unfollow, unfriend. And I hate
to say it, but yesterday I lost a lot of
old friends. But you know what, life is so much
more peaceful. Piece out, brother.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I am not here to do very much good in
this world because I'm such a bad person, but my
natural jerkishness is here to help you. You don't have
to be a jerk like me, and you shouldn't be
a jerk like me, but you should use the fact
that I'm a jerk to aid you to make your
life better. I am constantly pruning my life tree. And
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I know I sound like some kind of weird hippie
who's smoking crystal or something when I say that, But
you know how branches, trees, bushes, they need trimms. There's
dead leaves on their dead branches on there. There are
things holding back trees. And anyone who knows anything about
greener e will tell you it's healthy for the tree
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to snip it off you because you're nice. You have
dead branches. They're holding you back, and you're not cutting
them off. You should be cutting people off. That phone
call you get, whoever it is, I don't know who
it might be. That phone call you get, and you
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know as soon as you look at the phone, oh gosh,
let's see what the drama is gonna be. Now, let's
see what she's complaining about. Now, you should never talk
to that person again. If you're on social media, and
I'm not encouraging you to do that, but if you're
on social media and somebody is even the tiniest bit
rude to you, you, uh, it's not a blood sport.
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If you wouldn't allow them to speak to you that
way in real life, then don't allow them to speak
to you that way in social media. Bitblock gone, disappeared forever.
Learn to cut people off. That's the essence of life.
Cutting people off. Chris, what don't shake your head, Chris,
It's true.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Sheriff Jesse. We all know that gove x is awesome,
But on this one I agree with your wife. Why
are you buying a flashlight from govex? You know you
have a superpower, Lean into it, develop it.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
It's a very good point. He brought up a good point.
I bought the flashlight from govex. I got a great discount.
Ob was mad. But you remember the story about the lid.
I dropped in the dark on the black carpet, pitch black,
and there's some kind of a sense inside of me
that other people don't have. I reached down. I didn't
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feel around, there was no feeling around. I need to
stress that my fingers reached down in first thing they
touched was the lid of that bottle. That is a superpower.
I'm not sure why God gave me these powers. I
don't know, but I know one thing that's awesome. And
now here's a headline, but you know the thing headlines
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we didn't get to retailers brace for DEI blowback and
lead up to the election and holiday shopping season. Just
to remind you to continue to punish the evil corporate
scum for all their rainbow filth. Punish them. For the
first time in my life, they are afraid of us.
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Not just afraid of the commed demons. They're afraid of us.
Make them more afraid. Californians vote overwhelmingly to get tougher
on crime despite Newsome's opposition. Yes, they passed Prop thirty six.
They did a bunch of things in California. They bounced
the La Da gascon. They did a bunch of things
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in California that are good signs. I know you're screaming
at the radio, Well why do they keep voting Democrat?
Baby steps, baby steps, baby steps. It takes time to
change a state. That is a very good sign. Remember,
California is something we all like to mock because of
how crazy they've gotten, but it really is paradise there,
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Paradise there. If we could take that state back from
the comedies, that'd be wonderful. Jesse I was listening to
you talk about Kamala. I think I have sympathy for
her now. From the outside, she seems to use alcohol
on an abusive level. She married an abusive man, She
didn't respect her body and used it to gain power
and influence. Yeah. Look, I can understand feeling bad for Dome.
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I personally don't. South Carolina professor decries the GOP as
the party of uneducated who want to hold America hostage. Yes, Democrats,
I want to encourage you. Keep up this rhetoric. Keep
talking down to us, keep calling usas, keep calling us misogynists.
Keep doing that for another four years and see how
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it goes. We'll be back tomorrow for ask doctor Jesse Friday.
That's all.