July 16, 2026 • 36 mins
Trying to right the ship in the Dept of War and ending what Jesse calls the Fagan policy. What political camp do you fall into? Main stream media running puff pieces for illegals, the most recent case CBS news and Houston, Texas.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, amazing Thursday, as we
lead ourselves into Friday, almost called it Friday. I can't
help it. It's the final hour of Thursday's show. So
here's what we have on tap for this hour. We're
going to talk about destroying DEI and why that's going
(00:38):
to be uncomfortable. The American media continues to embarrass itself.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Another one of.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Those headlines that go, wait a minute, we were doing
what all that emails? So much more coming up tonight
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Now, let me do this.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Let's say let's say that I run a big company.
I have a thousand people in my company, and let's
say that I decide one day, and I probably would
make this decision. We are not going to promote any
more short people. Certainly not short men. If you are
(01:24):
under six feet tall, sorry, We're only looking to promote
people who are taller than you, So six feet in up.
You can get a promotion. If you're five to ten
or god forbid, five eight, Sorry, not going to happen
for you and I run my company like this for
(01:48):
we'll call it ten years. Now, let's skip past the
obvious where my company would obviously it would falter, it
may even fail because think about all the under six
foot talent there is out there that I would be
missing out on, and they wouldn't want to work for me,
and the other shrimps would quit and you understand. But
we'll set all that stuff aside. But at the end
(02:11):
of that ten years, a new CEO steps in and
he he doesn't want to do this discrimination based on
height anymore. He wants to do things the right way,
no matter.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
How tall you are.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
If you're the best, you can get promoted in this company. Okay,
sounds good. I'm sure you're all on board. I'm on board.
But what's going to be the result of that new philosophy.
What's going to happen with this new philosophy just merit,
(02:47):
height doesn't matter anymore. What is going to be the result, Well,
tall people are going to get fired. Tall people are
going to miss the next promotion. Tall people, maybe a
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lot of them. If we have a thousand people in
our company, we maybe two hundred people get fired the
first year, and they're all tall, and that from the
outside looking in, or maybe if you have a super
tender heart, that may look like discrimination. Right, Well, now
they're discriminating against tall people. No, they're trying to right
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wrongs and even things out. And to do so, once
you've let communists destroy things, to patch things back up
is going to involve some level of discomfort and pain.
Is a headline today from the New York Times. Opportunities
narrow for women as heg Seth brought blocks more promotions
(03:55):
and if you look down, it says, for the first
time in more than a decade, no active do Navy
officers are likely to be promoted to admiral this year.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Okay, well, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
How it went under the Biden administration. You know how
it's been going for quite some time in the military.
The military has been infected with DEI as much as
the university system is. And qualified men have been passed
over for women. And this goes beyond that. By the way,
qualified white people have been passed over for black people
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because that looked good to the next level up. Hey general,
we only promoted women this cycle. Hey general, no whiteies
got promoted, only black people this cycle. Well, if you're
going to step in now and fix that system. The
result of that is going to be women are going
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to get fired. Probably a larger percentage of women are
going to lo their jobs than men because you've been
promoting women because they're women for god knows how long.
How many Linda Fagens are in the military right now. Still,
Pete Hegseth has done great work getting rid of them.
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That woman was the commandant of the Coast Guard. Linda
Fagen came out and said that her goal was to
make sure it was more women. What a ridiculous goal.
But remember that's the commandant of the Coastguard. That means
that was the Fagin policy for years. So for years
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men missed out and women got promotions they didn't deserve. Well, yeah,
Linda Fagen may be gone, but now you still have
the Fagan consequences, and it's gonna take a while and
it's gonna look unfair when you try to clean those
consequences up. That's just the way it is.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Just the way it is.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Let's talk about Democrats being the party of foreigners, and
another headline that makes you look at it twice. This
is the headline from CBS News the DHS could weigh
immigrants use of medicaid, food and housing help in green
card decisions. We weren't already doing that. That previously was
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not under consideration whether or not you get a green card.
We weren't looking on whether or not we weren't looking
at whether or not that foreigner was bloodsucking off the
American taxpayer.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Good freaking grief.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And we know why that is, of course, because the
Democrat Party prefers foreigners over Americans. And we know why
that is because we talk about it all the time,
the foreigner. If you're an America hating Democrat, the foreigner,
it's just easier to deal with. American citizens don't want
their country destroyed, and I don't want you to loose right.
American citizens hear this stuff and they get angry.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
During that short period of time seventy six days, how
much taxpayer money went out the door of the Department
of Energy.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
From the Loan Program Office in loans and commitments ninety
three billion dollars. As I mentioned, I'm told I'm holding.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Back clearly in place stuff.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
There is lots of funds that have gone out the
door and commitments that were made from businesses that provided
no business plan, no numbers about their own financial solvency
or how this project.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
So you're telling me that the Department of Energy, in
the seventy six day period.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Before their boss.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Was going to leave office gave our loan money to
institutes that had no business plan, correct, no financials.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You hear that and you're filled with rage. How angry
do you think foreigners are? I'll tell you, you know what,
I'll play you. This is a Somali woman. She hears
that clip. I play this clip for this woman. How
angry do you think she'll be if child.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Care is cut, am unable to work or go to school?
I understand fraud is bad.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You think she's mad that Joe Biden and the Communists
sent ninety three billion dollars out of your money out?
I think that keeps her up at night.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
No, she's some care.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
All the foreigner wants is a cut. Give him a
little cut of the loot, give him some legal protections,
and he's yours for life. That's why all the Democrats
talk like this, though, all of.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Them, but I says, we understand it. There rules of engagement,
their lack of trade, and then frankly just the obscene
amount of resources they have to me just not pass
muster and it is just not what we need as
a country right now.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Hey, Jesse, sorry for the dumb question, but why are
there so many Somalis here in the USA? I can
kind of understand the Haitians being in the Caribbean still
should not be here, he said, But Somalia is on
the other side of the world. Would love any insight
or history on how and why this happened. Let me
break it down for you. The American West sees itself
(09:31):
as very kind. The Christian based American West sees itself
it's very kind and tries to be very kind. And
the result of that is whenever we are involved in
a conflict of any kind somewhere, whatever third world dump
it is, we will take in gigantic quantities of quote refugees,
because we're not just dropping bombs and firing bullets. We're
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caring for people. So in the wake of all that,
you know, black hawk down stuff, you should go look
at it. All that stuff very fascinating. We decided it
just be the right thing to do to take in
a few Somalies. But then a few turns into a
few more because you got to bring your sister over,
and then that turns into a few more because you
just got married and your cousin's sisters brother come over,
and soon well you have Somali youth gangs butchering people
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and he said, here was his quote. There's a lot
more to it. I know, beyond a shadow of a
doubt that there's been people within the Israeli government who
are trying to like actually shift us away from negotiations
because they want to continue.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
The military campaign. I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't know why this is controversial at all. They've
made these announcements publicly, and I don't know. I don't
know why it's controversial that Israel would want to continue.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
The Iranian campaign.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Why would Israel want to stop attacking their number one
geopolitical enemy, and why is it controversial to say that
Israel doesn't want to stop attacking their number one geopolitical enemy.
People make such big deals out of things that are
just basic facts because people are addicted to being offended
by everything underneath the sun. It's exhausting. Oh here's one moms. Uh,
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what a beautiful headline, What a great example. This is
one of the greatest examples I've seen in recent memory
of how the media of frames things. Listen to this headline,
moms of black babies are more likely to be flagged
to police over alleged pregnancy drug use. Let me read
(13:15):
it to you again, just just so you can try
to follow along here. Moms of black babies or more
are more likely to be flagged to police over alleged
pregnancy drug use. Black moms are using more drugs. That
if you want a true headline, that's what it is.
(13:38):
You can love that or hate that. But they do
all the testing. Remember they have to do testing to
figure out what the kid has. What they do testing
black moms are using more drugs.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
But the American.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Media, because it sees itself as you know, the protector
of the black community, instead of just saying black moms
are using more drugs, yeah, I have to somehow make
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as everyone else when he's like, look at all these
Antifa people. What a bunch of freak.
Speaker 9 (15:26):
Exact coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations,
you see any photograph of those who were assembled to
be blunt, not one of the people that is demonstrating
looks like a normal person.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Not one looks normal.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in
their address, in their mannerism. Why is that? Why you
look at two photographs and you see, in you know,
normal American street, you see an Antifa protest. Why do
the people that are violently demonstrating, Why is there not
one normal looking person among them? Every one of them,
through the course of their life and their decisions, has
(16:00):
scarred their body and their appearance in many different ways,
to the point in which their outer appearance becomes a
manifestation of their inner hatred. Trust your instincts to all
people and across all civilizations. You know what normal is,
You know what beautiful is, you know what good is.
You know that families are right.
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the life a president or first lady live. You're surrounded
by staffers who do anything. Donald Trump has a button
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You know, he doesn't drink candies, and I don't remember
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what the candies are, so I don't want to act
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just after pressing a button, picks some junk food. It's royalty,
Royal Security, Royal accommodations, Royal Travel. Let's make you a
special multi billion dollar plane. Imagine what living that life
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would be like. Royalty. Michelle Obama, she lived that life
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and now she's worth four hundred million dollars. You can
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You can download the show iHeart Spotify iTunes. So back
to our little chat we were having really quickly. If
you're if you're politically undecided, you're not sure which way
you're gonna go. Maybe you're young, maybe you're old. Maybe hey,
do I want to go left? Do I want to
go right? So I just brought up how the American president,
you know, the first lady, they are royalty. They're treating
like royalty. Michelle Obama lived that life for eight years.
(20:05):
She's now got more money than she'll ever be able
to spend ever. I want you to listen to this person.
I believe she's in her sixties. I'm pretty sure about that.
I want you to listen to this person. Listen to
how completely, utterly miserable she is all the time about everything.
(20:26):
If you choose left instead of right, you will be
miserable your entire life.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
They're trying to beat my husband, so they're trying to
slow me down. Right. And some of those first articles,
they would always start she was wearing a purple sheath
than she had on this pair of shoes. It wouldn't
matter what I said, Kiki, the article would start with
what I had on. Wow, And I realized, Oh, this
(20:54):
is how they do women in politics. This is how
we treat women in public life. We diminish them to
just what they look like and not what I'm saving.
Now I'm giving impassionate speeches. I think people know now
that I can give a speech. Okay, that wasn't just
(21:15):
that didn't just start happening, you.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Know, I was.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
I was always really good on the campaign trail. I
was always a powerful rader.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
So miserable.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Lives like a queen plucked out of the streets of Chicago.
And handed a crown, private jets. They're on Oprah's yacht
mansions all across the country. Who knows how much she
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gets for speaking fees, roaring crowds, free everything, free meals,
free clothes, free is Michelle? Could I have a picture?
Private security? And she's miserable, bitter and miserable. That is
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the choice you are making. If you are I'm assuming
you're young, and you're trying to desire. Your friends are lefties,
they're Democrats. You want to fit in. You're not sure
which way to go, Maybe you don't like Trump. Whatever,
I'm not going to even make a political argument. I'm
telling you right now, there's never been a happy leftist.
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It's not a thing. They are destroyers. They are miserable,
miserable people. Rubio said it, He nailed it. They hate everything,
They hate themselves. By the way, this is a distinctive
and unique evil.
Speaker 11 (22:50):
It has always been driven by a hatred above all else,
a hatred for civilization itself. It is a revolt of
the worst against the best, of the weak, and the
cowardly against the strong and the good. It is perpetrated
by those who cannot build, who cannot create, who cannot
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achieve great things and take their revenge upon the world
for their own inadequacy by seeking to destroy those who can.
This is what radical leftism is. It may wear various
different slogans and ideologies across place and time. They can
call themselves anti capitalists or anti imperialists, or communists or
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anarchists or Marxist, but the fundamental character is always the same.
It's always the same. It is a poisonous resentment cloaked
in the language of equality and justice and liberation and
overwhelming need to tear down what greater men have built
to wreckt.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
What's that sound like.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
A sixty two year old mother? Chris says, she's an
expectant grandmother.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Do you have it? He said?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
He thinks she's an expected grandmother who has enough money
if she wakes up right now and decides that she
wants to go to Athens and do some shopping at Chris,
what's a fancy fancy Gucci is Gucci Gucci. She wants
to go to Gucci in Athens. She can have a
private jet lined up in two hours, personal security, the work,
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staying at the four seasons.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You know it.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Listen to how happy that is?
Speaker 10 (24:25):
Made, and they're trying to beat my husband. So they're
trying to slow me down, right, And some of those
first articles they would always start she was wearing a
purple sheath, and.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Poor Michelle, they talked about what she was wearing. Another
thing to be bitter about, Goosh, these people are miserable.
Chows wisely, kids choose wisely, Jesse, I know how much
you like being right. I do like being right. I
do what Chris, don't get that look on your face.
I do that because I'm a petty, selfish, small person who, hey,
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don't I agree with me? Chris, who really likes to
focus mostly on me. And anyway, Jesse, the Amy Cony
Barrett stuff is proving you right again. You always talk
about the Commi's probe for weakness and attack it instead.
You should show strength and they'll move on to a
softer target. When you juxtapose Barrett caving to their tactics
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with Clarence Thomas talking about how he'd rather die than
withdraw from his nomination, you can see it so clearly.
They don't bother Clarence Thomas, even though he's much more
damaging to their evil agenda. I've just said this all
the time. Did you know that the volume of hate
mail we get into the show? Did you know that
(25:41):
while the listenership grows all the time, the number of
stations were on grows all the time, the hate mail
has actually gone down over the years.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Why.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I'll tell you exactly why. Because when we get the Jesse,
I'm offended, Dana Evil, Jessey, You're this Jessey, You're that.
I don't come out here, guys. I'll tell you what
you know. I misspoke yesterday, and I'll tell you what
have I hurt anybody's feelings? I just don't know how
I can live with myself you being offended. It's I'd
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say things like, it's never my.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Intention to offend anybody.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Just thinking about that makes me cry and my pillow atnight.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
So I'm here to.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Tell you that it'll never happen again on this show.
You know what that would do. It would increase the
amount of hate mail I got tenfold. Because these people
are like sharks in the water, and when they smell blood,
they just start to attack. And so many losers in
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the GOP have never gotten this and still don't get it.
They think that they can just accommodate them a little. Well,
maybe if we moderated a little, maybe if I spoke
really gently to them, maybe maybe maybe if I pat
him on the head. What if Hey, okay, so what
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if we just tore down a Roberty Lee statue? After all,
I don't believe in slavery. That will prove to these
people that I'm being reasonable. Let's just tear down Robert E.
Lee statues. Right, he was a Confederate. Wonderful man by
the way, but that's another story. Oh what do you
(27:27):
mean you you want you want to tear down Thomas Jefferson, now,
Christopher Columbus decks, Teddy Rosevelt. I don't understand. I already
gave you the Robert E. Lee statue. When they asked
you to tear down to Robert E. Lee's statue. You
should have built ten more of them surrounding it, and
then they would have never asked you for anything again,
(27:47):
because they would have moved on to softer targets. But
we lacked testosterone on the right. We are getting better. Hey, look,
I don't mean to be all bad. We're getting better.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
We're starting to speak.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
One of the criticisms you sometimes hear of communism, for example,
is that it sounds good in theory, but it never
works in practice. That's actually not true. Communism does not
sound good in theory. The world that envisions for all
of us is small, flat, gray, leveled of all exception,
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drained of all that is good and noble in the
human soul. The world that envisions is a world without courage,
a world without creativity or ambition, a world without heroes
or glory or great causes to strive towards without a
world without miracles, without myths, without men who rise above
the rest to do incredible and extraordinary things. And the
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world communism and visions is a world without God.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
That's lovely to hear. One more segment.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Hang on, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. On a magnificent Thursday, as we near
the end of the week, you know Tomorrow's ask Doctor
Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed in now to Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse would Aubrey ever be
(29:22):
open to coming on the show one Friday and have
her read ask doctor Jesse questions, perhaps maybe even answer
the questions that.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Are about you.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I actually pitched this to Aubrey. No chance, absolutely no
chance whatsoever. She said, she'd be too nervous. It's a
national radio show. She said, what if I do say
something wrong? I said, have you listened to the show before?
Does it seem like a show where we care about that?
(29:53):
She completely refuses. Also, I can't allow you to have
access to her because remember that lie. I I told
you I was going to tell her about my health folder,
and I said it was in the studio.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I told her that lie. This morning she.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Came to me again and she said, where is your folder?
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Because she was talking about.
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Her folder and her health and that doctor says, it's
my blood break's perfect and blah blah blah blah blah. Well,
she brought it up again and I gave her the
I don't know where it is. I think I brought
it into the studio.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
The studio.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
What do you mean you can't leave that laying around?
I was like, yeah, I was probably reading it or
going over some stuff, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Either way.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
We're flooded out. What Chris, it's an excellent point, Chris.
Sometimes when you leave stuff out, the cleaning lady throws
it away. We got those Mexican cleaning ladies in there.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
They don't oh.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Blah, they don't know whether that's important or not important.
They clearly threw it away. I need to get Chris,
do we have a paper shadder in here? I need
I need to get rid of it. It is the problem.
I need to get rid of it before she gets
even more suspicious. My lies are building on top of
the other lies, and I'm going to be discovered soon.
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And I don't even know that it was that bad,
but it was bad enough that I would get the
you're not having breakfast tacos again? It would be something
like that. Right, I can already tell. I can already
tell it's going to be problem. The news is a problem.
You know that dude in Houston tried to run down
(31:38):
an ice officer got killed. Listen to how the media
presents him.
Speaker 12 (31:42):
He did the same thing every day and never really
complained about it.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
These are his sons, they're interviewing CBS News.
Speaker 12 (31:49):
He did the same thing every day and never really
complained about it. Woke up early before the rest of
the world did it's a home with him, a lunchbox
with very delicious food that my mom cooked every time
that he would probably Breakfast Talkers, but get into his van.
Just before pulling out of the driveway, he would say
(32:11):
a little prayer and he would do across Ah. This
is a man who just wanted to work. He wanted
to put others to work. He wanted people to achieve
the American.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Do you ever hear any puff pieces like this on
CBS News about the parents whose daughter was butchered by
a foreigner? I haven't seen any of those, have you?
Speaker 12 (32:35):
I swear dream just like he gave us the opportunity
to achieve the American dreamed.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Here over thirty years and never became an American. That
seems like an important part of the American dream. Oh
here's another thing. Trump administration investigating seventy five drivers schools
for fraud helping non citizens get licenses. That's another question
I have, Chris, will you do some research on this?
How many pieces has CBS News done on the families
(33:04):
left behind after a foreigner splatters a bunch of people
on the highway and kills them. We'll do, you know what,
We'll dig into that while this thing.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
And he came to the US more than thirty years ago. Correct,
it's a long.
Speaker 12 (33:15):
Time, very long time, more than more than half his life.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
What did he think about the US? About living here?
Speaker 13 (33:22):
He was drawn by the promise that in America you
can if you put in the work, you'll get paid
what you deserve. And the idea that in America you
can build yourself up from nothing to become someone and
to give.
Speaker 12 (33:39):
Your family a better future.
Speaker 13 (33:42):
And I think he really thought fondly of the United States.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, thirty years huh, never became a citizen. Must have
been super fond of the place. Thirty years never became
a citizen. Hey, Jesse, I'm writing as I have not
heard anyone bring up this point yet. You brought up
the idea of being prepared for disaster. However, a few
(34:08):
weeks ago you told us you don't even have a
thousand dollars of cash on hand. How can you be
possibly prepared for power grid failure if you're relying on plastic.
Almost makes me wonder if you're a closet millennial millennial,
keep more.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Cash on hand.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
The idea of having a lot of cash on hand
makes me nervous, and it makes me nervous because the
one time, one time in my life, I went and
pulled a large quantity of money out of the bank.
It was one thousand dollars. I told you this story.
I pulled a thousand dollars out of the bank because
I had to give it to obs. She was taking
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it back to give it to her grandma or someone
like that. I forget who it was. We're just helping
her out. It's no big deal. I pull one thousand
dollars out of the bank. I get to the studio.
I get up to the studio and my.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Phone starts blowing up. Immediately.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
I was followed from the bank by a den of
thieves who were clearly working with someone inside the bank.
She let him know he's got a thousand bucks. They
busted out the window of my car, scratched it all up.
That is the largest quantity of money I have ever
pulled out of the bank, and I got it stolen.
I don't think I held it for more than five seconds. Sorry,
(35:24):
I'm a little jaded by now.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
And now here's a headline, why you know, you know
the thing headlines We didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
United's new middle seat option ditches the middle seat.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
I actually have a huge problem with this.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I want people to sit in the middle seat because
I sat in the middle seat for so much of
my life, and you know what, every time I did,
I determined right then and there that I was going
to better myself, so I never had to do it again.
The middle seat is motivational. Abdu l said, where's luxury
watches worth thousands? While campaigning against the wealthy. Communism's never
(36:03):
for them, It's always for you. It's never for them.
Cannibalism is bad for your health, scientists find now, they
tell us. Hag Seth defiantly says flyovers will continue until
morale improves, despite safety warnings. I think it was the
Blue Angels flew over a beach in Florida. That was
(36:23):
It was the Blue Angels. That sounds freaking sweet, Ask
doctor Jesse Friday is going to be freaking sweet.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
We'll do it tomorrow, that's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, amazing Thursday, as we
lead ourselves into Friday, almost called it Friday. I can't
help it. It's the final hour of Thursday's show. So
here's what we have on tap for this hour. We're
going to talk about destroying DEI and why that's going
(00:38):
to be uncomfortable. The American media continues to embarrass itself.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Another one of.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Those headlines that go, wait a minute, we were doing
what all that emails? So much more coming up tonight
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Now, let me do this.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Let's say let's say that I run a big company.
I have a thousand people in my company, and let's
say that I decide one day, and I probably would
make this decision. We are not going to promote any
more short people. Certainly not short men. If you are
(01:24):
under six feet tall, sorry, We're only looking to promote
people who are taller than you, So six feet in up.
You can get a promotion. If you're five to ten
or god forbid, five eight, Sorry, not going to happen
for you and I run my company like this for
(01:48):
we'll call it ten years. Now, let's skip past the
obvious where my company would obviously it would falter, it
may even fail because think about all the under six
foot talent there is out there that I would be
missing out on, and they wouldn't want to work for me,
and the other shrimps would quit and you understand. But
we'll set all that stuff aside. But at the end
(02:11):
of that ten years, a new CEO steps in and
he he doesn't want to do this discrimination based on
height anymore. He wants to do things the right way,
no matter.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
How tall you are.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
If you're the best, you can get promoted in this company. Okay,
sounds good. I'm sure you're all on board. I'm on board.
But what's going to be the result of that new philosophy.
What's going to happen with this new philosophy just merit,
(02:47):
height doesn't matter anymore. What is going to be the result, Well,
tall people are going to get fired. Tall people are
going to miss the next promotion. Tall people, maybe a
(03:07):
lot of them. If we have a thousand people in
our company, we maybe two hundred people get fired the
first year, and they're all tall, and that from the
outside looking in, or maybe if you have a super
tender heart, that may look like discrimination. Right, Well, now
they're discriminating against tall people. No, they're trying to right
(03:33):
wrongs and even things out. And to do so, once
you've let communists destroy things, to patch things back up
is going to involve some level of discomfort and pain.
Is a headline today from the New York Times. Opportunities
narrow for women as heg Seth brought blocks more promotions
(03:55):
and if you look down, it says, for the first
time in more than a decade, no active do Navy
officers are likely to be promoted to admiral this year.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Okay, well, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
How it went under the Biden administration. You know how
it's been going for quite some time in the military.
The military has been infected with DEI as much as
the university system is. And qualified men have been passed
over for women. And this goes beyond that. By the way,
qualified white people have been passed over for black people
(04:33):
because that looked good to the next level up. Hey general,
we only promoted women this cycle. Hey general, no whiteies
got promoted, only black people this cycle. Well, if you're
going to step in now and fix that system. The
result of that is going to be women are going
(04:53):
to get fired. Probably a larger percentage of women are
going to lo their jobs than men because you've been
promoting women because they're women for god knows how long.
How many Linda Fagens are in the military right now. Still,
Pete Hegseth has done great work getting rid of them.
(05:14):
That woman was the commandant of the Coast Guard. Linda
Fagen came out and said that her goal was to
make sure it was more women. What a ridiculous goal.
But remember that's the commandant of the Coastguard. That means
that was the Fagin policy for years. So for years
(05:37):
men missed out and women got promotions they didn't deserve. Well, yeah,
Linda Fagen may be gone, but now you still have
the Fagan consequences, and it's gonna take a while and
it's gonna look unfair when you try to clean those
consequences up. That's just the way it is.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Just the way it is.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Let's talk about Democrats being the party of foreigners, and
another headline that makes you look at it twice. This
is the headline from CBS News the DHS could weigh
immigrants use of medicaid, food and housing help in green
card decisions. We weren't already doing that. That previously was
(06:28):
not under consideration whether or not you get a green card.
We weren't looking on whether or not we weren't looking
at whether or not that foreigner was bloodsucking off the
American taxpayer.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Good freaking grief.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And we know why that is, of course, because the
Democrat Party prefers foreigners over Americans. And we know why
that is because we talk about it all the time,
the foreigner. If you're an America hating Democrat, the foreigner,
it's just easier to deal with. American citizens don't want
their country destroyed, and I don't want you to loose right.
American citizens hear this stuff and they get angry.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
During that short period of time seventy six days, how
much taxpayer money went out the door of the Department
of Energy.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
From the Loan Program Office in loans and commitments ninety
three billion dollars. As I mentioned, I'm told I'm holding.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Back clearly in place stuff.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
There is lots of funds that have gone out the
door and commitments that were made from businesses that provided
no business plan, no numbers about their own financial solvency
or how this project.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
So you're telling me that the Department of Energy, in
the seventy six day period.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Before their boss.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Was going to leave office gave our loan money to
institutes that had no business plan, correct, no financials.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You hear that and you're filled with rage. How angry
do you think foreigners are? I'll tell you, you know what,
I'll play you. This is a Somali woman. She hears
that clip. I play this clip for this woman. How
angry do you think she'll be if child.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Care is cut, am unable to work or go to school?
I understand fraud is bad.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You think she's mad that Joe Biden and the Communists
sent ninety three billion dollars out of your money out?
I think that keeps her up at night.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
No, she's some care.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
All the foreigner wants is a cut. Give him a
little cut of the loot, give him some legal protections,
and he's yours for life. That's why all the Democrats
talk like this, though, all of.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Them, but I says, we understand it. There rules of engagement,
their lack of trade, and then frankly just the obscene
amount of resources they have to me just not pass
muster and it is just not what we need as
a country right now.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Hey, Jesse, sorry for the dumb question, but why are
there so many Somalis here in the USA? I can
kind of understand the Haitians being in the Caribbean still
should not be here, he said, But Somalia is on
the other side of the world. Would love any insight
or history on how and why this happened. Let me
break it down for you. The American West sees itself
(09:31):
as very kind. The Christian based American West sees itself
it's very kind and tries to be very kind. And
the result of that is whenever we are involved in
a conflict of any kind somewhere, whatever third world dump
it is, we will take in gigantic quantities of quote refugees,
because we're not just dropping bombs and firing bullets. We're
(09:52):
caring for people. So in the wake of all that,
you know, black hawk down stuff, you should go look
at it. All that stuff very fascinating. We decided it
just be the right thing to do to take in
a few Somalies. But then a few turns into a
few more because you got to bring your sister over,
and then that turns into a few more because you
just got married and your cousin's sisters brother come over,
and soon well you have Somali youth gangs butchering people
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Speaker 3 (10:17):
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the New York Post. The headline jd Vance tells Joe
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(12:00):
and he said, here was his quote. There's a lot
more to it. I know, beyond a shadow of a
doubt that there's been people within the Israeli government who
are trying to like actually shift us away from negotiations
because they want to continue.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
The military campaign. I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't know why this is controversial at all. They've
made these announcements publicly, and I don't know. I don't
know why it's controversial that Israel would want to continue.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
The Iranian campaign.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Why would Israel want to stop attacking their number one
geopolitical enemy, and why is it controversial to say that
Israel doesn't want to stop attacking their number one geopolitical enemy.
People make such big deals out of things that are
just basic facts because people are addicted to being offended
by everything underneath the sun. It's exhausting. Oh here's one moms. Uh,
(12:51):
what a beautiful headline, What a great example. This is
one of the greatest examples I've seen in recent memory
of how the media of frames things. Listen to this headline,
moms of black babies are more likely to be flagged
to police over alleged pregnancy drug use. Let me read
(13:15):
it to you again, just just so you can try
to follow along here. Moms of black babies or more
are more likely to be flagged to police over alleged
pregnancy drug use. Black moms are using more drugs. That
if you want a true headline, that's what it is.
(13:38):
You can love that or hate that. But they do
all the testing. Remember they have to do testing to
figure out what the kid has. What they do testing
black moms are using more drugs.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
But the American.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Media, because it sees itself as you know, the protector
of the black community, instead of just saying black moms
are using more drugs, yeah, I have to somehow make
it nefarious sounding that they're being reported more. I wonder why, Hey,
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Ah, that's beautiful, And I played it earlier. I can't
stop laughing about Steven Miller not being quite as delicate
as everyone else when he's like, look at all these
Antifa people. What a bunch of freak.
Speaker 9 (15:26):
Exact coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations,
you see any photograph of those who were assembled to
be blunt, not one of the people that is demonstrating
looks like a normal person.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Not one looks normal.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in
their address, in their mannerism. Why is that? Why you
look at two photographs and you see, in you know,
normal American street, you see an Antifa protest. Why do
the people that are violently demonstrating, Why is there not
one normal looking person among them? Every one of them,
through the course of their life and their decisions, has
(16:00):
scarred their body and their appearance in many different ways,
to the point in which their outer appearance becomes a
manifestation of their inner hatred. Trust your instincts to all
people and across all civilizations. You know what normal is,
You know what beautiful is, you know what good is.
You know that families are right.
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to use taxes or something like that. I'm going to
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(16:47):
came from not much. Michelle Obama spent eight years eight
years as royalty. We don't like to think about our
politicians that way, but there's no other way to describe
the life a president or first lady live. You're surrounded
by staffers who do anything. Donald Trump has a button
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in a tray of candies. Candies are Donald Trump's vice.
You know, he doesn't drink candies, and I don't remember
(17:30):
what the candies are, so I don't want to act
like I do. But a variety of candies and Trump,
just after pressing a button, picks some junk food. It's royalty,
Royal Security, Royal accommodations, Royal Travel. Let's make you a
special multi billion dollar plane. Imagine what living that life
(17:53):
would be like. Royalty. Michelle Obama, she lived that life
for eight years. She came from nothing, lived like royalty,
and now she's worth four hundred million dollars. You can
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You can download the show iHeart Spotify iTunes. So back
to our little chat we were having really quickly. If
you're if you're politically undecided, you're not sure which way
you're gonna go. Maybe you're young, maybe you're old. Maybe hey,
do I want to go left? Do I want to
go right? So I just brought up how the American president,
you know, the first lady, they are royalty. They're treating
like royalty. Michelle Obama lived that life for eight years.
(20:05):
She's now got more money than she'll ever be able
to spend ever. I want you to listen to this person.
I believe she's in her sixties. I'm pretty sure about that.
I want you to listen to this person. Listen to
how completely, utterly miserable she is all the time about everything.
(20:26):
If you choose left instead of right, you will be
miserable your entire life.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
They're trying to beat my husband, so they're trying to
slow me down. Right. And some of those first articles,
they would always start she was wearing a purple sheath
than she had on this pair of shoes. It wouldn't
matter what I said, Kiki, the article would start with
what I had on. Wow, And I realized, Oh, this
(20:54):
is how they do women in politics. This is how
we treat women in public life. We diminish them to
just what they look like and not what I'm saving.
Now I'm giving impassionate speeches. I think people know now
that I can give a speech. Okay, that wasn't just
(21:15):
that didn't just start happening, you.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Know, I was.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
I was always really good on the campaign trail. I
was always a powerful rader.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
So miserable.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Lives like a queen plucked out of the streets of Chicago.
And handed a crown, private jets. They're on Oprah's yacht
mansions all across the country. Who knows how much she
(21:50):
gets for speaking fees, roaring crowds, free everything, free meals,
free clothes, free is Michelle? Could I have a picture?
Private security? And she's miserable, bitter and miserable. That is
(22:14):
the choice you are making. If you are I'm assuming
you're young, and you're trying to desire. Your friends are lefties,
they're Democrats. You want to fit in. You're not sure
which way to go, Maybe you don't like Trump. Whatever,
I'm not going to even make a political argument. I'm
telling you right now, there's never been a happy leftist.
(22:35):
It's not a thing. They are destroyers. They are miserable,
miserable people. Rubio said it, He nailed it. They hate everything,
They hate themselves. By the way, this is a distinctive
and unique evil.
Speaker 11 (22:50):
It has always been driven by a hatred above all else,
a hatred for civilization itself. It is a revolt of
the worst against the best, of the weak, and the
cowardly against the strong and the good. It is perpetrated
by those who cannot build, who cannot create, who cannot
(23:10):
achieve great things and take their revenge upon the world
for their own inadequacy by seeking to destroy those who can.
This is what radical leftism is. It may wear various
different slogans and ideologies across place and time. They can
call themselves anti capitalists or anti imperialists, or communists or
(23:31):
anarchists or Marxist, but the fundamental character is always the same.
It's always the same. It is a poisonous resentment cloaked
in the language of equality and justice and liberation and
overwhelming need to tear down what greater men have built
to wreckt.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
What's that sound like.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
A sixty two year old mother? Chris says, she's an
expectant grandmother.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Do you have it? He said?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
He thinks she's an expected grandmother who has enough money
if she wakes up right now and decides that she
wants to go to Athens and do some shopping at Chris,
what's a fancy fancy Gucci is Gucci Gucci. She wants
to go to Gucci in Athens. She can have a
private jet lined up in two hours, personal security, the work,
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staying at the four seasons.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You know it.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Listen to how happy that is?
Speaker 10 (24:25):
Made, and they're trying to beat my husband. So they're
trying to slow me down, right, And some of those
first articles they would always start she was wearing a
purple sheath, and.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Poor Michelle, they talked about what she was wearing. Another
thing to be bitter about, Goosh, these people are miserable.
Chows wisely, kids choose wisely, Jesse, I know how much
you like being right. I do like being right. I
do what Chris, don't get that look on your face.
I do that because I'm a petty, selfish, small person who, hey,
(24:59):
don't I agree with me? Chris, who really likes to
focus mostly on me. And anyway, Jesse, the Amy Cony
Barrett stuff is proving you right again. You always talk
about the Commi's probe for weakness and attack it instead.
You should show strength and they'll move on to a
softer target. When you juxtapose Barrett caving to their tactics
(25:20):
with Clarence Thomas talking about how he'd rather die than
withdraw from his nomination, you can see it so clearly.
They don't bother Clarence Thomas, even though he's much more
damaging to their evil agenda. I've just said this all
the time. Did you know that the volume of hate
mail we get into the show? Did you know that
(25:41):
while the listenership grows all the time, the number of
stations were on grows all the time, the hate mail
has actually gone down over the years.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Why.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I'll tell you exactly why. Because when we get the Jesse,
I'm offended, Dana Evil, Jessey, You're this Jessey, You're that.
I don't come out here, guys. I'll tell you what
you know. I misspoke yesterday, and I'll tell you what
have I hurt anybody's feelings? I just don't know how
I can live with myself you being offended. It's I'd
(26:17):
say things like, it's never my.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Intention to offend anybody.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Just thinking about that makes me cry and my pillow atnight.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
So I'm here to.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Tell you that it'll never happen again on this show.
You know what that would do. It would increase the
amount of hate mail I got tenfold. Because these people
are like sharks in the water, and when they smell blood,
they just start to attack. And so many losers in
(26:47):
the GOP have never gotten this and still don't get it.
They think that they can just accommodate them a little. Well,
maybe if we moderated a little, maybe if I spoke
really gently to them, maybe maybe maybe if I pat
him on the head. What if Hey, okay, so what
(27:07):
if we just tore down a Roberty Lee statue? After all,
I don't believe in slavery. That will prove to these
people that I'm being reasonable. Let's just tear down Robert E.
Lee statues. Right, he was a Confederate. Wonderful man by
the way, but that's another story. Oh what do you
(27:27):
mean you you want you want to tear down Thomas Jefferson, now,
Christopher Columbus decks, Teddy Rosevelt. I don't understand. I already
gave you the Robert E. Lee statue. When they asked
you to tear down to Robert E. Lee's statue. You
should have built ten more of them surrounding it, and
then they would have never asked you for anything again,
(27:47):
because they would have moved on to softer targets. But
we lacked testosterone on the right. We are getting better. Hey, look,
I don't mean to be all bad. We're getting better.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
We're starting to speak.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
One of the criticisms you sometimes hear of communism, for example,
is that it sounds good in theory, but it never
works in practice. That's actually not true. Communism does not
sound good in theory. The world that envisions for all
of us is small, flat, gray, leveled of all exception,
(28:22):
drained of all that is good and noble in the
human soul. The world that envisions is a world without courage,
a world without creativity or ambition, a world without heroes
or glory or great causes to strive towards without a
world without miracles, without myths, without men who rise above
the rest to do incredible and extraordinary things. And the
(28:44):
world communism and visions is a world without God.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
That's lovely to hear. One more segment.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Hang on, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. On a magnificent Thursday, as we near
the end of the week, you know Tomorrow's ask Doctor
Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed in now to Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse would Aubrey ever be
(29:22):
open to coming on the show one Friday and have
her read ask doctor Jesse questions, perhaps maybe even answer
the questions that.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Are about you.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I actually pitched this to Aubrey. No chance, absolutely no
chance whatsoever. She said, she'd be too nervous. It's a
national radio show. She said, what if I do say
something wrong? I said, have you listened to the show before?
Does it seem like a show where we care about that?
(29:53):
She completely refuses. Also, I can't allow you to have
access to her because remember that lie. I I told
you I was going to tell her about my health folder,
and I said it was in the studio.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I told her that lie. This morning she.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Came to me again and she said, where is your folder?
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Because she was talking about.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Her folder and her health and that doctor says, it's
my blood break's perfect and blah blah blah blah blah. Well,
she brought it up again and I gave her the
I don't know where it is. I think I brought
it into the studio.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
The studio.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
What do you mean you can't leave that laying around?
I was like, yeah, I was probably reading it or
going over some stuff, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Either way.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
We're flooded out. What Chris, it's an excellent point, Chris.
Sometimes when you leave stuff out, the cleaning lady throws
it away. We got those Mexican cleaning ladies in there.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
They don't oh.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Blah, they don't know whether that's important or not important.
They clearly threw it away. I need to get Chris,
do we have a paper shadder in here? I need
I need to get rid of it. It is the problem.
I need to get rid of it before she gets
even more suspicious. My lies are building on top of
the other lies, and I'm going to be discovered soon.
(31:18):
And I don't even know that it was that bad,
but it was bad enough that I would get the
you're not having breakfast tacos again? It would be something
like that. Right, I can already tell. I can already
tell it's going to be problem. The news is a problem.
You know that dude in Houston tried to run down
(31:38):
an ice officer got killed. Listen to how the media
presents him.
Speaker 12 (31:42):
He did the same thing every day and never really
complained about it.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
These are his sons, they're interviewing CBS News.
Speaker 12 (31:49):
He did the same thing every day and never really
complained about it. Woke up early before the rest of
the world did it's a home with him, a lunchbox
with very delicious food that my mom cooked every time
that he would probably Breakfast Talkers, but get into his van.
Just before pulling out of the driveway, he would say
(32:11):
a little prayer and he would do across Ah. This
is a man who just wanted to work. He wanted
to put others to work. He wanted people to achieve
the American.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Do you ever hear any puff pieces like this on
CBS News about the parents whose daughter was butchered by
a foreigner? I haven't seen any of those, have you?
Speaker 12 (32:35):
I swear dream just like he gave us the opportunity
to achieve the American dreamed.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Here over thirty years and never became an American. That
seems like an important part of the American dream. Oh
here's another thing. Trump administration investigating seventy five drivers schools
for fraud helping non citizens get licenses. That's another question
I have, Chris, will you do some research on this?
How many pieces has CBS News done on the families
(33:04):
left behind after a foreigner splatters a bunch of people
on the highway and kills them. We'll do, you know what,
We'll dig into that while this thing.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
And he came to the US more than thirty years ago. Correct,
it's a long.
Speaker 12 (33:15):
Time, very long time, more than more than half his life.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
What did he think about the US? About living here?
Speaker 13 (33:22):
He was drawn by the promise that in America you
can if you put in the work, you'll get paid
what you deserve. And the idea that in America you
can build yourself up from nothing to become someone and
to give.
Speaker 12 (33:39):
Your family a better future.
Speaker 13 (33:42):
And I think he really thought fondly of the United States.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, thirty years huh, never became a citizen. Must have
been super fond of the place. Thirty years never became
a citizen. Hey, Jesse, I'm writing as I have not
heard anyone bring up this point yet. You brought up
the idea of being prepared for disaster. However, a few
(34:08):
weeks ago you told us you don't even have a
thousand dollars of cash on hand. How can you be
possibly prepared for power grid failure if you're relying on plastic.
Almost makes me wonder if you're a closet millennial millennial,
keep more.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Cash on hand.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
The idea of having a lot of cash on hand
makes me nervous, and it makes me nervous because the
one time, one time in my life, I went and
pulled a large quantity of money out of the bank.
It was one thousand dollars. I told you this story.
I pulled a thousand dollars out of the bank because
I had to give it to obs. She was taking
(34:46):
it back to give it to her grandma or someone
like that. I forget who it was. We're just helping
her out. It's no big deal. I pull one thousand
dollars out of the bank. I get to the studio.
I get up to the studio and my.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Phone starts blowing up. Immediately.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
I was followed from the bank by a den of
thieves who were clearly working with someone inside the bank.
She let him know he's got a thousand bucks. They
busted out the window of my car, scratched it all up.
That is the largest quantity of money I have ever
pulled out of the bank, and I got it stolen.
I don't think I held it for more than five seconds. Sorry,
(35:24):
I'm a little jaded by now.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
And now here's a headline, why you know, you know
the thing headlines We didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
United's new middle seat option ditches the middle seat.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
I actually have a huge problem with this.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I want people to sit in the middle seat because
I sat in the middle seat for so much of
my life, and you know what, every time I did,
I determined right then and there that I was going
to better myself, so I never had to do it again.
The middle seat is motivational. Abdu l said, where's luxury
watches worth thousands? While campaigning against the wealthy. Communism's never
(36:03):
for them, It's always for you. It's never for them.
Cannibalism is bad for your health, scientists find now, they
tell us. Hag Seth defiantly says flyovers will continue until
morale improves, despite safety warnings. I think it was the
Blue Angels flew over a beach in Florida. That was
(36:23):
It was the Blue Angels. That sounds freaking sweet, Ask
doctor Jesse Friday is going to be freaking sweet.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
We'll do it tomorrow, that's all.
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