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May 1, 2026 33 mins

We can’t prosecute a war with the current democrat party because they are rooting for the downfall of America. Dragging Fauci in front of the Senate since he can’t hide behind the 5th anymore. China owns Hollywood. You don’t lose your seat in congress for spending too much money. 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Friday, where we're gonna get through everything as
fast as humanly possible. And I can't promise how fast
that's going to be. So take a deep breath and

(00:32):
let us begin, shall we? Because it's weekend time. Remember
you want to email a show, you can. We're still
here for an hour Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Let's talk about COVID really quickly, doctor necklace, invest wearing
gate getaway driver. On Thursday's show, you discussed the lies
during COVID. Do you remember ahead of the twenty twenty election, Biden,

(00:57):
Dome and a lot of other communists play said they
would never take this untested vaccine that was manufactured under Trump.
Then as soon as they stole the election, they instantly
tried taking credit for the vaccine and forcing it on everyone.
Can you remind the listeners about this? We tend to forget.
My dad was fighting cancer in twenty twenty one. He

(01:19):
became very pro vaccine A month after he died. I
will never forget what these evil communists did to us. Okay,
So I do think it pays to remember a couple things. First, Obviously,
when the quote vaccine, which we know now it wasn't
was being developed under Donald Trump, democrat after democrat after

(01:45):
democrat told you not to take it. The communists told
you not to take it. But it's actually deeper and
darker than that. The communists across the United States of America,
if you remember, they loudly, loudly shot down anything that
might sound like a solution, anything that was ever suggested,

(02:08):
anything didn't matter what it was that might fix it
was no, won't work, No can't. No, that's against science. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Vaccine which it wasn't vaccine that won't work. I would
never take a Trump vaccine. Have you considered considered this
aspect of it. The vaccine companies, they didn't announce that

(02:34):
the vaccine was ready to go until right after Trump
lost the election. Trump lost the election. Then it was
some major announcement, up, we're good to go.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Odd about the timing of all that, It's obvious, obvious
to anyone who pays attention and understands the nature of
these people that the communists used COVID to neuter Trump
and remove him from power ultimately in the end, that's
very obvious. It's obvious that after after Trump, look, he's

(03:10):
got to own the initial lockdown, he just does. But
after that he clearly saw at some point in time
that this is bad, this is suicidal. What are we doing.
But by then the governors were already locking everything down,
the CDC was running up the FDA, and by that
point in time Trump was really neutered. He was just

(03:31):
stuck on social media. Open up the country, and everyone's all, ah, no,
enjoy your crappy economy. Now he got away from him.
And when it comes to that vaccine, I'm gonna play
again what Ron Johnson said. Just listen to this and

(03:53):
remember all the people with authority who told you to
give this to your children.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's a profound revelation. For the first time, the USFD
will acknowledge that COVID nineteen vaccines killed killed American children.
Healthy young children who face tremendously low risk of death
were coerced behause of the Biden administration via school and
work mandates to receive a vaccine that could result in death.
In many cases, such mandates were harmful.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
It is difficult.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
It is difficult to read cases where kids seven to
sixteen may be dead as a result of COVID vaccines.
Putting these facts together, it is horrifying to consider the
US vaccine regulation, including our actions, may have harmed more
children than we saved. This requires humility and introspection. It
requires oversight.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's devastating, absolutely devastating. And here's something else that's devastating,
more Iran strikes. As we talked about it, Trump Trumps,
I told you who doesn't want to do it. He
understands the consequences of that. He wants Iran to to
something that is agreeable so he can come home. Trump

(05:03):
is aware of the political reality. Even though you yell
at me when I tell you the political reality, Trump
knows it. You're yelling at me about something. Trump knows
we can't seem to get an agreement because all their
leaders are dead, and now that we don't know. Trump
talked about that not getting along.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
They're very, very confused by what's happened because essentially most
of their military has been wiped out. But we just
had a conversation with the rent. Let's see what happens.
But I would say that I am not happy your
hair leadership and Sury dis joined it. Very argumentative with
each other.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
They come back.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
One says one thing, one says another. They're very confused.
Obviously their country has been frankly decimated. The navy is gone,
their air force is gone. Many of their soldiers, unfortunately,
are gone. They've got to come up with it right
now at this moment, I'm not satisfied with what okay.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Beyond that, reporter tried to ask Trump again, Hey, you
considering new strikes, Why.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Would I get you that?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
That's the way to do that. Trump does that the
right way. He plays military strikes. He always has very
close to the vest. You don't telegraph those things. So
this is coming back to democrats in COVID. Stay with
me here. That's the only way to conduct a war.
You have to be quiet about things. You can't broadcast everything.
I saw Dick Blumenthal, Senator Dick Blumenthal, of course communist.

(06:38):
I saw him go on the news this weekend. I
don't have the audio of it, but I saw him
go on the news this weekend and say, yeah, my
intelligence tells me strikes are coming.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Now.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Pause. I'm not saying he's not just lying. He might
be he's a liar, but he is also a United
States senator. Maybe he does have the intelligence that says
these things are coming. What if he just broadcasts that
to Iran. Think about what Democrats did during COVID vaccine

(07:12):
and everything else. How really deeply evil these people are,
and how many people they hurt on purpose so they
could get power again. Now, think how they're going to
conduct themselves during a war. Like I said over and
over again, I don't care what the cause is, I

(07:33):
don't care where it is. The United States of America
is unable to prosecute a long war anywhere in the world.
While Democrats are this evil and anti American because they
will simply subvert the war effort. They will up to
and including giving intelligence to our enemy to make America

(07:54):
lose or look bad. There's not a single sitting Democrat
who would be against such a thing. They would all
do it. You know it, I know it. That's how
these people are. Ugly, Hey, Oracle, my family and I
spent the weekend at my mom's and you're called to sack.
There's several dogs with behavioral issues. I handled their issues

(08:15):
with nothing but a snap of my fingers and a
stern look and the universal stop sign when I'd had enough.
Men there had been watching this circus for years. Are
all the problems in this world caused by soft men
with no leadership ability?

Speaker 5 (08:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
But most of them, Most of them are. And if
I can soften that blow a little bit, men are.
I guess women are too. But men are very responsive
when you give them feedback on things. And this is
what I mean. If you tell men over and over

(08:53):
and over again, you're stupid, you're the bumbling. Oh, you're weak,
you're worthless, you're evil, you were testostroones bad. Everything about
you's dumb and evil and weak. And you're weak and
you're weak, and you're weak and you're weak. If you
tell a man that over and over and over and
over and over again, he will come to believe it,
and vice versa. I mean historical Alexander the Great. Alexander

(09:19):
the Great was told from the time he was a
child that he was a descendant of Hercules and I
think Achilles, if I remember the story goes, I'm not
making that up. I believe that he thought he was
descended from both of those people, Hercules and Achilles, And
I don't mean someone mentioned it to him casually. Hey

(09:40):
you know, Hercules was your uncle. It was way more
distant than that. But hey, Achilles, greatest warrior ever. Yeah,
that's in your bloodline. You tell a man that over
and over and over and over and over again, he's
going to come to believe it, and he's going to
come to think maybe I'm that God too. In America,

(10:03):
Western civilization, for sure, But in America we have for
far too long told boys they're a problem, they're dumb,
they're they're they're they're weak. You should be weak. Let
the women lead. Ugh barf, No, don't do that. Go
take go, take the leadership positions, take the country back.
We'll be back.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
wonderful Friday, And ask doctor Jesse Friday. We still have
so many questions to get to this One's not a question,
I guess, Jesse. How can it be that your TV
show takes an hour but your three hour radio show

(10:48):
goes by in a flash. It's because it's so incredible,
That's what I would say. Probably so it's just because
it's so incredible. Look, I can't help but that we're
brilliant over here, all right, brilliant. It's really high and
radio Jesse. The tiny hit that you don't see on
social media is the debate in SNAP allowing rotisserie chickens

(11:10):
to be purchased by free government money that is funded
by the rest of us many worthless conservatives. He puts
in quotation marks are okay with this. It's cheap protein,
it's healthy food. Anytime free government is paid to the
free money is paid to the government, the price of
the products skyrockets, so on and so forth. Says I

(11:30):
can say his name, and his name is Sean. Okay. Look,
SNAP is not something that should exist, certainly not at
a federal level. If the individual states, if they want
to fully administer all this on their own. You know,
if you want to live in a state with these
big entitlements. I don't, but if you do, that's fine.

(11:54):
That's the thing. There should be no federal entitlements at all.
You're right. Whenever the government gets involved and starts spreading
money around, it screws up the market. Remember what a
total disaster cash for clunkers was Remember cash for clunkers
sold is this great thing. It completely crushed industry. We're

(12:17):
still feeling the effects today. It central planning of an
economy does not work. It doesn't work because there are
too many moving parts in an economy. And if you
let those things go, they will figure out a way
to flow together. People will figure out what they want,
what they don't want, and things will humme along just fine.

(12:40):
If you don't let them go. If you start meddling
in it, no stop this here, no more of this there.
It gums up the works and it screws up everything.
And yet governments still try to do this all the time,
where they stick their nose and things Jesse. The effeckless
useless units that make up the Republican members of the
Senate need to haul Fauci back in for questioning under oath.

(13:05):
Since he was pardoned by President Pudding Cup. Fauci can't
hide behind the fifth He'll either have to admit under
oath all the criminal things he did. He asked for
the Howard Dean. You can have the Howard Dean. His
name is Kevin. Yeah, Fauci has to come before the Senate.

(13:25):
This is another reason why I'm desperate to keep the Senate,
and who knows how that's going to go. The members
a ways off. If we hit recession territory or five
dollars a gallon gas territory, we might be in trouble there.
But we really need to keep the Senate. One. Let's
do remember what they're going to do if they take
the Senate.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
We're the majority. We need to use the power we
get to shut this White House down. We do that.
I think one of the best ways is through committee
hearings and investigations. I want the Trump administration not to
function because every one in the White House is being
hauled under subpoena in front of a Senate committee day
after day after day. Not just because one, we have

(14:09):
so many crimes to investigate at this point we could
probably be doing this for the next thirty years, but
two because it's a lever of power, using subpoena power,
bringing people in for investigations that keeps them busy.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I get frustrated, and you get frustrated with the House
of Representatives and the Senate. There do nothing. And now
that's fair. It is not nothing to have control of
the House or the Senate when we get these hearings.
We get these hearings the ones we like because we
have control of it. And these hearings, so many of them,

(14:45):
don't happen if we don't retain that control. Remember this
long exchange with Brandon Gilds. Gruesome but good information. If
Democrats take back the house, these things go.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
What's your favorite type of abortion?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
I'm an advocate for our patients having access to the
full realm of reproductive healthcare.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
But do you have a preferred method of abortion that
you that you like.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
I do not.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
I mean read through a couple of different methods, and
I want to get your take on how much you
like these. The first type is called a suction abortion.
This is when the cervix is dilated and a strong suction.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
If you can see this dirty COMI she looks like
she wants to crawl under the desk and die right now.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
And twenty nine times the power of a household vacuum
cleaner tears the baby's body apart and sucks it through
the hose into a container.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Do you prefer that method?

Speaker 5 (15:39):
I stand by my former testimony.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
That sounds kind of gross, doesn't It sounds pretty gruesome?
Do you agree. It does stand by how I answered
your question fully and accurately. Okay, what about this one?
This one is called dilation and curatage.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
That's because we have the House, we get things like this,
Senator Ron Johnson, because we have the Senate.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
This is a profound revelation. For the first time, the
USFD will acknowledge that COVID nineteen vaccines killed killed American children.
Healthy young children who face tremendously low risk of death
were coerced because of the Biden administration via school and
work mandates, to receive a vaccine that could result in death.
In many cases, such mandates were harmful.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
It is difficult.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
It is difficult to read cases where kids seven to
sixteen may be dead as a result of COVID vaccines.
Putting these facts together, it is horrifying to consider the
US vaccine regulation, including our actions, may have harmed more
children than we saved. This requires humility and introspection. It
requires oversight.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
That's because we have the Senate. I want to keep it.
We'll be back. He doesn't care if you believe him,
but he's right. Jesse Kelly, it is the show out
a fantastic Friday. There is I should note right now

(17:06):
a bit of an internal war inside the Jesse Kelly
Show team. You see, I it's baseball season. I as
you know, I watched the Houston Astros. Root for the
Houston Astros. I'll go to Astro's games. Look, I'm in Houston.
What was whatever? It's a family environment. Jewish producer Chris

(17:29):
same thing, Astros Astros games. He just went last weekend.
We do Astros games. Then there's producer Corey. He is
originally from Boston for that area, right, Chris, and he's
a Boston Red Sox fan. And the Astros play the

(17:51):
Boston Red Sox today. And so we've already been sending
Corey mean text messages and everything else. The problem with
what we've been doing, Chris, is if the game goes poorly,
you really sign yourself up for some ugly text messages
back and what. But you know what, that is the point.

(18:16):
It's high stakes. Now. I'm more emotionally invested because of
the things I've been saying. There's more on the line.
It's like gambling, only with your emotions. Hey, Jesse, growing up,
I used to watch cowboys and Indians fight on TV.
Then Hollywood brought us a new enemy, Russia, who is
still in part an enemy today. My question to you,

(18:37):
why hasn't Hollywood introduced the even bigger threat to our
country that is China, because China owns Hollywood, and because
China is communist and Hollywood is communists. We don't have
to go through all the details of this, but you know,

(18:58):
you know that the Soviets got involved in Hollywood too,
right when I mentioned the communist infiltration of America, and
I told you how they were trying to find a
foothold here and whatnot. They they started making our movies,
getting involved in movie studios. Entertainment matters. Doesn't that suck.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
You?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
And I me too. We lament that you can't ever
go to a movie anymore. Everything is ugly, comy, gay.
It's terrible, can't go to a movie anymore. But movies
are important. Entertainment is important. Entertainment is how societies kind
of they spread the message they want spread throughout society.

(19:43):
It's always been it used to be plays, or music,
or or certain dances or whatever it may be. Entertainment
was never just about entertainment and distracting and hey, let's
go watch the chariot races today. Entertainment was always supposed
to be about promoting certain values in a society. I

(20:08):
told you, I've told you this before. My dad was
a big John Wayne fan, and so look, as a kid,
I just want to do whatever my dad does. When
my dad would watch a John Wayne movie, I would
watch a John Wayne movie. I would argue probably the
majority of the movies I saw when I was a
kid were old John Wayne westerns that were filmed long

(20:29):
before I was born. And I look now at my
life in my values, and I'll tell you, I know
it sounds so freaking lame, but it's true. John Wayne's
character in those movies steered me certain directions, and hey,
this is what you're supposed to do. This is what
you're not supposed to do. This is what Chris Chris said.

(20:52):
Isn't that why I became a marine. It's a big reason. Yes,
it is that. There were several reasons I joined the
Marine Corps, but one of the ones at the forefront
of my mind was watching John Wayne in the Sands
of yo Jima. John Wayne was a beast in the movie. Right,
I realized, it's an actor and it's entertainment, But hey,

(21:14):
I want to be like that guy. It matters. Hey, Indiana, Jesse,
it's hard to believe that our outrageous national debt is
a result of incompetence or political expediency. It seems inevitable
that our economy is going to suffer greatly in the
ensuing chaos would be fertile ground for the communists. Do

(21:35):
you think the debt crisis is purposeful? He says, I
appreciate your show and your willingness to offend. Nearly everybody
says his name is Matt. I'm not sure. Part of
me thinks yeah. You could make the argument that it's

(21:55):
purposeful because it only helps all these evil elites. If
we have some GIA a debt crisis, then they You
could just see how these evil people will justify every
evil thing they've always wanted to do because of an emergency. Remember,
every time there's ever been an emergency of any kind,
the elite people have figured out how to use that

(22:18):
emergency to move forward what they always wanted to do. Anyway,
that's what they do, and the tyrants have always acted
that way historically. So if there is, if when there
is a debt crisis, we're now at one hundred percent
of GDP. When there is a debt crisis, evil people

(22:38):
are going to figure out a way to abuse you
in some way and use it for their gain, for
their advantage, to get themselves more money and power. That's
what evil people are going to do with it. Is
it done purposefully? Maybe there's some of that. The reason
I'm skeptical on whether it was done purposely is the

(23:01):
American people love government spending. How am I going to
sit there and put this all on the government Democrats
and Republicans because they all spend too much. How am
I going to put it on all them? When the
American people love government spending, they want it, they demand
more of it, and they have no appetite for the

(23:22):
reduction of it. Oh yeah, don't even wrong. They'll rant
and rave about this little bit of a foreign aid
to some dumb country you don't care about. Hey, why
are we sending fifty million dollars to the Congo? They're
fine with cutting that. And I know fifty million dollars
is not nothing, But when it comes to the federal budget,
it is nothing. It's nothing. It'd be like you spending

(23:45):
fifty cents, it's nothing. The American people do not demand
spending cuts from the politicians they send to Washington. And
if politicians in Washington to seriously threaten the spending the
government does, do they know that's how you lose your seat.

(24:07):
You do not lose your seat Republican or Democrat. You
do not lose your seat because you spend too much money.
The big risk is you suggest a reduction in said
spending and they'll cost you your seat. You could say
something right now that would be totally reasonable, like, Hey,

(24:29):
I think I think we should start working on social
Security so in the future, you know, future generations will
have an option whether to come in or not. You
could just say that, just that the Democrat opposition to you,
they would have an ad written up that night. It

(24:50):
would be all over the television set. Oh go ahead, Chris.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Is jesse Kelly listening to you? Was Jesse Kelly listening
to you when he said on Social Security love to
eliminate the program jesse Kelly said he would work to
eliminate Medicare over time. Was he listening to you?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Then?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
How about when Jesse Kelly said at the same time
he'd cut taxes in half for millionaires. Is Jesse Kelly
listening to you, Just listen to Jesse Kelly. The Democratic
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Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh yeah, did I mention? I've lived it. This is
what it is. So because of that, because there is
no appetite for a significant reduction in government spending, it's
hard for me to do this. Well, it's the big
evil cabal doing it on purpose. Thing people figure out

(25:45):
eventually that they can vote for themselves. I think it
was the Toaufille who said America, I'm paraphrasing, America is
going to be successful until the public figures out they
can vote themselves gifts from the public treasury, and then
they're in trouble. That's my version of it, but that's
kind of what he said. I think it was the
Togue pill. Well, Americans won't government goodies. I'm Senator Kelly,

(26:10):
and I just built for you a fifty million dollar
airport taxpayer money. You are welcome, you get reelected, next day,
we'll be back. Is he smarter than everyone who knows?
Does he think so? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show, It
is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse

(26:34):
Kelly Show on a Friday. But remember we are not
only returning Monday, and you can email us Jesse at
jesse kellyshow dot com. History returns on Monday. If you're
one of these people who hates when I do history,
I have terrible news for you. This one is definitely
going to be longer than a day. How long it goes,

(26:55):
I don't know. I never planned these things out. I
don't know how I'm gonna say it. I don't know.
I'm just gonna talk and me we're gonna talk. I
have no earthly idea how long it's gonna go. It
ain't gonna be a day, and probably won't just be
two days either. It might be a little bit of
a stretch. And I'm looking forward to it. All right,

(27:17):
our two Remember hour two and now here's a headline. Wait,
wrong one and now here's a headline.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
Why you know?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
You know the thing emails we didn't get to Jesse.
I cannot find an example. Since you have an honorary
PhD in history, is there an example where a civil
war did not happen when the country's institutions were as
infiltrated and captured by Marxists as America's closest I can

(27:47):
think of as Pinochet after the Socialist Party cheated and
took over said no and led a military coup. Are
there examples that did not require violence to save their country.
I am worried well, because I don't want to put
just the smiling face on it. It is true, once

(28:08):
communists gain enough power in your institutions that you are
probably going to have to use violence at some point
in time to save yourself from the communist revolution. That
historically has proven to be true. What I would probably
quibble with you on is that we're already there. I

(28:31):
don't think I believe that at all. I think that, yes,
the communists have certainly taken a ton of institutional power
in this country, that's for sure, they haven't taken all
of it. I mean, look right now, they don't have
the House, they don't have the Senate, that the military
is being cleaned out, they don't have the presidency. We're
not dealing with the situation here where they have so

(28:54):
much institutional power that now only violence is the solution.
I do not believe violence is the solution. I believe
we have to get more and more involved in elections,
continue to win state local federal elections, continue to run
for office. I think we can still fight this fight legally,
locally and do this thing the right way.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Now.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
If we don't do the work, if we don't get
off our butts and do the work, the shooting will
probably come one day. Let's try to avoid that, shall we, Hey, Jesse,
He says, howdy and hi to Jewish producer Chris. Earlier
this evening, you mentioned that Vance will become a target
for these liberal commies. Do you think that he will
be afforded extra protection from these evil creatures amongst us?

(29:40):
I mean extra, sure, But it's not always a man
power thing. Remember, it's a competence thing. Me personally, if
I wanted to, if money was no object and I
wanted to be personally protected, just forget about family or
anything else. Certainly forget about Chris. I'm only worried about myself.

(30:02):
If I wanted to be personally protected, I don't need
thirty men. Uh five guys, highly trained, highly competent guys
probably handle it just fine. You could give me thirty guys.
If it's thirty losers who can't shoot, who don't understand things,
then that I'm not safe at all, it's a competency problem.

(30:26):
The Secret Service has a very very deep, ingrained competency
problem through years of lower standards in DEI crap, the
Secret Service is now no longer able to effectively protect
the people it has to protect. And if you want
to argue with me about that, I would kindly recommend
you go watch the video of Donald Trump getting shot
in the head in Butler. The Secret Service was there

(30:48):
tasked with protecting him. That was an obvious shooting position
to anybody with even the tiniest amount of experience, except
the Secret Service never occurred to them. Hey, Jesse suddenly
noticed that it seems a lot of infighting between Christian
denominations lately, Evangelical Zionists versus non Zionists, riffs with Catholics,

(31:10):
everybody hates Mormons, etc. I think their time would be
better spent recognizing the Communists want to remove Christianity from
the publics where entirely since you are now Christian, Jesse,
I forgot that Jewish guy called me that. Chris, do
you have any thoughts on this? Yeah, this is one
of those things that I I understand, but I can't relate.

(31:32):
I'll put it this way, religious arguments and religious wars
are as old as mankind. Just different people with different
belief systems argue with each other. They'll kill each other.
They're gonna war over the whole thing. That is just
how it's always been. So today when you see different religions,
different sects of different religion fighting and things like that,

(31:56):
when I see it, I understand that. Well, that's why
it's all he's been. Its human nature. I get it.
I just have never been tempted to participate in it
because it's not important to me. I have my beliefs.
If your beliefs are different than my beliefs, it doesn't
bother me at all. Remember we've had Remember we had

(32:16):
a pagan calling into the show, Chris, like he worships
the dirt and the sun and stuff like that. Okay,
doesn't bother me. Well that's not what your beliefs are. Yeah, okay,
I just don't. I've never gotten involved in it because
I don't care. It's your business what you believe, that's
what Chris. It's just not something I'm interested in fighting over. Jesse,

(32:39):
something else that says who you are. Because I was
talking about putting the shopping cart away leaving your dog's
poop in the garden or at the park, or on
the sidewalk when you think no one is watching. I
even tie poop bags to the fence at the park
in case someone needs one. I go there several days later,
the poop bags still on the fence, with dog poop

(33:00):
right below it. Lazy, disrespectful, And then she uses a
potty word and she says, ps. I'm seventy seven years old.
I love this woman. I have owned dogs my entire life.
I have never ever left dog poop in a public area.
She's not wrong, She's not wrong. One time we were
out and Fred dropped a deuce on the sidewalk and

(33:20):
we have one of those little little bag things that
we always have. It's on the leash, so you always
have a little bag. And we reached in and it
was empty. The boys had to sprint back home to
go get another bag, and we stood there and guarded
it because, yeah, you don't leave that. I was about
to say, you don't leave that crap? Ha what Chris,
that's accurate anyway? Ghostro's sorry, Corey, team's about to lose

(33:42):
or is well? I haven't checked the score. Hopefully we're
not losing. That's all.
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