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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wednesday, and what a Wednesday it has been. Let's
talk about this assassination, for lack of a better way
to put it, in New York City, what's going on

(00:31):
with Eric Adams. The culture war continues to break our
way and that's a good thing. Emails, voicemails, so much
more coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
I'm going to begin here and I'm going to be
delicate with this because we are dealing with the death

(00:51):
of a man, a father, the United Healthcare, the big
insurance company, United Healthcare CEO. His name is Brian Thompson.
He was assassinated this morning outside of a Hilton Hotel
in New York City, in Manhattan, New York City. There
is video of this. Most of it that I've seen,

(01:17):
by the grace of God, has been censored. I did
I have I have people send me the uncensored version.
But it's nothing. It's nothing like your kids can't watch.
It's not like you see blood or anything like that.
But I'm just going to say, well, I'll let the NYPD.
I'll let them have their say first, and then I'll

(01:37):
give you my take on the whole thing, just to
lay this out for you, because I know you're probably
can't see it right now. The man's walking, the CEO
is walking, Brian Thompson's walking down the sidewalk. A man
emerges right behind him, kind of comes in from a car.
He comes he's like hiding behind a car. Emerges right

(02:00):
eight as the dude walks by, pulls out a weapon.
The weapon looks like it's suppressed. It has a suppressor,
a silencer on it, looks like it's suppressed. The dude
shoots him in the leg, racks the weapon, has to
rack it again, shoots him again, has to rack it again.

(02:22):
Looks like he gets a little closer because the guy's
down on the sidewalk this time, and finishes him off
with a kill shot. The dude then as calm as
I am talking to you now, just starts walking away
and allegedly walked either right into a right by Central Park,

(02:44):
which is really the only part of New York City
that doesn't have a camera on it. So the NYPD
said this this morning.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
What we know is that the shooter arrived at the
location on foot about five minutes, probably to the victim's arrival,
to shoot. His steps onto the sidewalk from behind the car,
He ignores numerous other pedestrians, approaches the victim from behind,
and shoots him in the back. The shooter then walks
toward the victim and continues to shoot. It appears that
the gun malfunctions as he clears the jam and begins

(03:13):
to fire again. At the scene, we recover three live
nine milimeters rounds and three discharged nine milimeters shellcasings. The
motor for this murder currently is unknown, but based on
the evidence we have so far, it does appear that
the victim was specifically targeted, but at this point we
do not know why. This does not appear to be
a random act of violence. From watching the video, it

(03:36):
does seem that he's proficient in the use of firearms,
as he was able to clear the malfunctions pretty quickly.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I am not going to dwell a long time on
this because some children just lost their father this morning,
and I don't want to exploit that and use it
for radio purposes. It just feels gross to me, so
I'm not going to go there. But I am going
to say, I've watched this video many times. That human
being doing the shooting is insanely calm. The weapon it appears,

(04:06):
as you just heard him lay out, it appears to
jam after each time he shoots it. And so for you,
for you people unfamiliar with guns, I understand that you
may be extremely familiar with guns. So just bear with
me as I kind of break this down a little
bit for those who are not a semi automatic pistol,
you shoot it and it's gas operated, meaning the force

(04:30):
that shoots the round also ejects the empty shell casing
and puts a new round into the chamber. Right, It
makes sense with me so far. Kind of the explosion
dumps the old round and gives you a new one,
and that's why you can pop pop pop pop. That's
why you can shoot like that. It's semi automatic. If

(04:50):
there there's a variety of reasons that a weapon would
not eject the round properly or put in the new
round properly. If you use a suppressor a silencer, that
can mess that process up. I'm not going to get
into why, but that can mess that process up. If
you use rounds that are known as subsnic. That's what

(05:13):
they are, subsigon. Again, I don't want to nerd out
on gun stuff in case this confuses you. Subsnic is slow,
extremely slow. Why would you ever want a round that's
slow instead of fast? Because it uses less explode I'll
just call it black powder. It's not really what it is,
but it uses less black powder and so it's quieter. Subsnic.

(05:37):
It's slower because it's lower. See what I did, what Chris? Anyway,
sub sonic is quieter. So if you really wanted to
make a shot as quiet as possible, you would put
a suppressor on a weapon and you would use a
subsonic round. Now I should say, sadly the movies are

(05:59):
not correct with how a weapon sounds when there's a
suppressor on it. It doesn't peep peep peep p. You
do this little spit thing on there, it smacks. They
would pop pop pop. It's just a lot less loud
than it normally is. So even this would have made
a noise like a like a shoe dropping I guess,
like smacking a shoe on a desk or the floor
or something like that. It would make that much noise

(06:23):
If you are using both subsonic rounds and a suppressor.
The weapon is going to be the most prone to jamming.
It just will be. The guy looks like he planned
for that. If you watch the video, he doesn't look

(06:44):
like he's freaking out because the weapon jams. It doesn't
even look like there's the slightest bit of hesitation. He shoots,
racks it again, shoots racks it again, shoots racks it again,
as calm as you can possibly be, and then just
disappears into the ether. You know how quickly suspects are

(07:07):
usually acquired in New York City because it is one
of the most surveilled cities in the world. There's just
cameras everywhere, every street, corner, every business, and this whole
thing's on camera. You can watch the assassination and this
guy is able to very calmly hop on a bike
they say, a city bike and just slip away. I

(07:32):
don't want to sit here and say it was professional,
because there are various degrees are professional. Whenever you say
it was professional, people think, well, it must have been
a Delta Force trained assassin who worked with Masade and
now he's in the private sector. There are various degrees
are professional. The mafia will pay some dirty gangbanger one
hundred bucks two hundred bucks to go shoot someone in

(07:54):
the head just because he's willing to do it, and
he shot it before. That counts as professional. If I
pay you fifty buck to go shoot somebody, you're a
professional killer. Right, So there's degrees are professional, and I'm
not saying it's professional. But that guy was there for
a purpose, and that purpose was to kill Brian Thompson.

(08:14):
And I bet you we don't do a lot of
true crime on this show. I bet you. As the
days tick by, I bet you we are going to
find out a bit more to this story. This is
fascinating but also frightening and a reminder to all of us,
myself included, all of us who carry and train with

(08:37):
our weapons and try to make sure we can protect
ourselves and our loved ones and things like that. A
reminder that you can do everything right, and if the
right guy is motivated and organized and calm enough, he's
still gonna get you. There's just not a whole heck

(08:58):
of a lot you can do of someone's slips up
behind you in a New York sidewalk in the dark
and starts putting rounds into you. There's just not much
you can do. Sad, sad, sad state of affairs. Speaking
of New York City, Eric Adams has publicly now announced
that he intends to work with Donald Trump on deporting illegals.

(09:20):
Every other Democrat in the country, that Denver's mayor, all
these other Democrats New Jersey, they're all coming out saying
they're going to resist and we have to we have
to stop him. We can't let Donald Trump deport the maids.
What about the women and the children. Eric Adams, mayor
of New York City, has come out and said, ah,

(09:40):
now they're here. What did he say? Quote those who
are here committing crimes, robberies, shooting at police officers, raping
innocent people have been a harm to our country. He
is announcing he intends to work with Donald Trump to
deport illegals. Remember remember when Eric Adams started coming out
publicly speaking against all the illegals flooding into New York

(10:03):
And then remember about five minutes later, the FBI started
arresting people in Eric Adams circle. And then here we are,
five minutes after that, Eric Adams is announcing he's going
to work with Donald Trump to deport the illegals. There's
an interesting turn going on. Oh yeah, I play it, Chris,
go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
We need the federal government to lead a decompression strategy
at the border, so cities and states across the nation
can do their part to shelter asylum seekers because cities
like New York, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles, Houston, and l
Passel cannot be left to show the a national crisis

(10:45):
without the proper aid. Again, if we don't get the
support we need, New Yorkers could be left for a
twelve billion dollar bill.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
And then the FBI showed up at his house or
his office. Interesting, isn't it anyway? Are you supporting the
IFCJ yet with what they do. They're on the ground
helping people, They're on the ground handing out food to
people who need it, building bomb shelters for the people
in Israel who are under rocket attack daily, flack jackets.

(11:23):
And it's just so sad to me that this is necessary.
Armored ambulances. Imagine living in a place where you have
to have an ambulance that can withstand gunfire or you
might not make it to the hospital. But that's where
they live. There were a lot of people in ambulances
who didn't make it to the hospital on October seventh
because Hamas gunned them down in the ambulance. You want

(11:47):
to support the IFCJ, support the people of Israel, call
eight eight eight four eight eight IFCJ, or go to
support IFCJ dot org. Right, the culture is breaking our
way emails, voicemails, next truth attitude, Jesse Kelly. It is

(12:11):
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Reminding you you
can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Love hate, death threats, oh or welcome. You can email
the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Yes, I
just repeated myself. It happens sometimes. You can also leave

(12:31):
us a voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven four
three seven three.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Idiot. You know that he's said Gary so religious nothing,
but you don't know nothing about the Bible. If you did,
you wouldn't be speaking the way you would. You wouldn't
be voting with Trump. You're you know that I want
you like cuss you off to day long. I was
inad Waves Baptist Church and you were just like that.

(13:00):
Control everybody you played like they're like a buddy Trump
good bye.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Anyway, They're not all like that summer like this.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
I guess see. I just wanted to say something about
this thing with Hunter and his father, the pardon. That
is ridiculous. I don't care who he is. He should
never have done this. He should never have pardoned his son.
It should have been a conflict of interest. And as

(13:31):
far as I'm concerned, they both should be tried and
convicted and imprisoned for they should be.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
You think you're angry, now, just wait until he pardons Fauci.
That's what these preemptive pardons they're floating around out there
right now. There's a rumor, it's more than a rumor.
It's being widely reported that they're talking about preemptive pardons
for Fauci, Liz Cheney, other people who've admitted crimes. How

(14:02):
long have I been telling you the government now is
a criminal organization. We have a criminal organization running the country.
This is where we're at, Jesse, You made me laugh
talking about Aho. There are probably seven people who know
anything about that place. When I was in high school,
I lived in Phoenix, had a girlfriend whose mom at
a place in Rocky Point, Mexico. Oh, that's sweet. I

(14:24):
bet that's fun. One weekend we were driving down there
and the car died outside of Aho. We got a
lift into town by some locals and had to stay
overnight at the Aho Motel. Good grief, Aho, Arizona. Who
it was rough, and you know, it was sad. There's
a lot of I have a little bit of experience
like this because you know, I was born in Ohio

(14:45):
and my families all from Ohio. Really most of them
are still in Ohio. Pennsylvania. It's a big thing. We
were always down in West Virginia. The Ross Belt is
really where so many of my family roots go. And oh,
it reminds of the sadness of a lot of the
rust Belt. The reason the rust Belt is called the
rust Belt is you have these towns, You have these

(15:10):
cities that oftentimes they center around one industry and usually
it's one or two factories or plants. When I was
a kid in Toronto, Ohio, it was and it may
still be this way, I don't know. It was the
power plant. The power plant was a major, major deal,
a major thing. And you either knew someone who worked

(15:33):
at the power plant or you worked at the power
plant yourself. I remember all my friends. My dad said,
the plant, your uncles said, the plant. He's at the plant.
Aho Arizona was a mine, a copper mine, if I
remember right. It was a mining town, and so you
get this town that sprouts up around it. And then
for a variety of reasons, mines closed and the Roust Belt.
A lot of the reasons were our politicians, Democrats and

(15:55):
Republicans who closed down American manufacturing. And what happens like
like if it were to happen in Toronto, Ohio against
a very tall small town anyway, if the powerplant plant closes,
the town itself is wiped out. The plant is the town.
And there are places like this coal town's all over
West Virginia. Again, this is how I grew up. I

(16:18):
grew up in these places, and it really is the
forgotten part of the country. And it saddens me so
much when this devastation just descends on these places, the
place where everyone works, the place that drives all the industry.
It dries up and you end up with a town
like Aho Arizona. I was actually joking about Aho with

(16:40):
ob last night. I got home and ab and I
were hanging out and just just chilling last night, talking
about a lot of stuff, and we were talking about
her coming eight months pregnant to Aho to try to
stay there, and she was laughing about the fact Aho
has two restaurants, Dairy Queen and Pizza Hut. I don't mean,

(17:01):
it's not like I'm skipping.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I'm sure there's a bunch of little maybe a sandwich
shop here. No, no, no, no no. If you're leaving
your house to eat, you will eat at Dairy Queen
or Pizza Hut. It was the only place you could go,
and it used to be. It wasn't always like that.
And the rost belt people know exactly what I'm talking about. Towns.

(17:22):
When the plant closes, when the factory closes, everything changes
and it just devastates generations, really generations. Jesse. Three hundred
years ago, all the homes had firearms. Their children grew
up learning everything, and they needed at their maturity level. Now,
I believe that firearms safety training, safety and training should

(17:42):
be mandatory K through twelve.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I totally agree. In fact, I think they should bring
back shooting in schools. Shooting classes in schools used to
be an American thing where you learned gun safety. You
learned respect for the weapon, and you learned the basics
and nothing major. You learn the basics at using a gun.
Using a gun is an important skill to learn, and
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(19:40):
on an incredible Wednesday. All right, I'm in a great mood,
as you can tell, and I've been having a good time.
But we do It's gonna be a little bit heavy
for a second. Just bear with me because I feel
an obligation to do this. We had Josh Hammer on
earlier in the show. It was during the first hour.
If you missed it, you might I want to bone
up on that. You might want to listen to what

(20:01):
he had to say about what happened in the Supreme
Court today. iHeart Spotify iTunes. Go download the podcast if
you missed it. But I want to play a couple
things for you here. First, I want to play this
is a little long. Her name is Katie Lennon, and
she's talking about d transitioning and I just want you

(20:26):
to listen to this young.

Speaker 7 (20:27):
Lady dy transitioner and I live in Lowell, but I work,
worship and do business in Nashua, and so I'm an
active community member of the six oh three and I'm
here in support of SB two seventy two today. So,
like many children and teens today, I identified myself as
transgender for years, and when I started to feel confused
and ashamed about my developing body, I asked everyone in
my life to call me by a new name and

(20:48):
use male pronouns to refer to me. So, in other words,
I went through a social transition from female to male.
Everyone in my life immediately affirmed my new identity, either
out of full support for it or just to stay.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
Neutral and not cause any issues.

Speaker 7 (21:01):
But the constant affirmation, both active and passive, solidified me in.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
My transgender identity.

Speaker 7 (21:06):
No one meant to lock me into an identity that
would later leave me broken, ashamed, and more confused than before.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
They were really all just being nice.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
But the social transition eventually wasn't enough, and I soon
felt I needed to take testosterone, And when that wasn't enough,
I had a double masectomy, And when that still wasn't enough,
I had a total hysterectomy, including the removal of my
uterus cervix, fallopian tubes and both ovaries. There's no point
of contentment during a gender transition. We get fleeting moments
of euphoria, but ultimately one step leads straight into the next.

(21:36):
And I thought that in the end I could really
become a man, But all I became was a mutilated
and abused version of my old self. Social transition is
a big deal, and we're lying when we say that
any of this is reversible.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
What we're allowing happened to children in this country is
a national disgrace. It's a stain on this country. And
it breaks my heart that young lady. You heard her voice,
They also adjusted, they mess with your voice, and it's
just it's just that young lady will never have a child,

(22:15):
She'll never be able to breastfeed a baby. It was
all taken from her by extremely evil people, extremely naive people.
We carve children up like Thanksgiving turkeys in this country.
And the only reason I wanted to play this is

(22:37):
I'm gonna I'm gonna play. I'm gonna play two other
things for you, and I'm only gonna play them not
to bring you down. So I want to go back
to screwing off. I'm not playing this to bring you down.
I'm playing this because I need these reminders that what
we do is important. Not doing a radio show. I'm
not talking about that. That's not important. Fighting against this

(22:58):
evil is important, and we can never give up. You're
not allowed. I'm not allowed to ever give up because
these people are freaking demons and they are attacking and
destroying children, destroying lives, and they're doing it on purpose.
This is the Tranning lawyer for the ACLU. I want

(23:18):
you to listen to this.

Speaker 8 (23:19):
There is no evidence that gender affirmative treatments reduce suicide.

Speaker 9 (23:27):
What I think that is referring to is there is.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
No That first voice you heard was Alido, not the training.
Obviously you know when the training comes in.

Speaker 8 (23:34):
There is no evidence that gender affirmative treatments reduce suicide.

Speaker 9 (23:41):
What I think that is referring to is there is
no evidence in the studies that this treatment reduces completed suicide.
And the reason for that is completed suicide. Thankfully, and
admittedly it is rare, and we're talking about a very
small population of individuals with studies that don't necessarily have
come depleted suicides within them. However, there are multiple studies

(24:04):
long term, longitudinal studies that do show that there is
a reduction in suicidality, which I think is a positive
outcome to this treatment.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
No, there aren't. They lie to parents all the time,
telling parents that your child's going to kill themselves if
you don't affirm their new choices. It's a lie. Psychiatrists
lie about it, doctors lie about it. The pharmaceutical industry
lies about it because they want children to be hooked
on all these ridiculous drugs and puberty blockers and antidepressants

(24:37):
because it's money for them. All very demonic and evil.
And if that wasn't bad enough, I want you to
listen to this. This is Justice Soto Mayor. She sits
on the Supreme Court. If you ever wake up and
you think about just giving it up, I don't want
to do this political stuff anymore. I'm tired of the fighting.
I think I'll just stick with sports. I can't do it.
You cannot allow this demon to operate without being the opposition.

Speaker 10 (25:01):
Cannot eliminate the risk of detransitioners. So it becomes a
pure exercise of weighing benefits versus risk, and the question
of how many miners have to have their bodies irreparably
harmed for unproven benefits is one that is best left.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
I'm sorry, Counselor.

Speaker 9 (25:19):
Every medical treatment has a risk, even taking aspirin.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
That woman just compared Katie Lennon having no more breaths,
no more uterus, no more woman's voice. She compared it
to the risks that come with aspirin. I'll play Katie
one more time because I want you to digest this,
and I just want every now and then you need

(25:50):
to pour a little fuel on the fire inside of
you to keep you in the fight. This is the
stuff that keeps me in the fight. So do my
or just compared with this young lady went to side
effects of taking an ass a.

Speaker 7 (26:03):
The transitioner and I live in Lowell, but I work
worship and do business in Nashua, and so I'm an
active community member of the six ZH three and I'm
here in support of SB two seventy two today. So,
like many children and teens today, I identified myself as
transgender for years, and when I started to feel confused
and ashamed about my developing body, I asked everyone in
my life to call me by a new name and

(26:24):
use male pronouns to refer to me. So in other words,
I went through a social transition from female to male.
Everyone in my life immediately affirmed my new identity, either
out of full support for it or just to stay.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
Neutral and not cause any issues.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
But the constant affirmation, both active and passive, solidified me in.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
My transgender identity.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
No one meant to lock me into an identity that
would later leave me broken or shamed and more confused
than before.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
They were really all just being nice.

Speaker 7 (26:50):
But the social transition eventually wasn't enough, and I soon
felt I needed to take testosterone, And when that wasn't enough,
I had a double missectomy, And when that still wasn't enough,
I had a total hysterectomy, including the removal of my uterus, cervix,
fallopian tubes, and both ovaries. There's no point of contentment
during a gender transition. We get fleeting moments of euphoria,
but ultimately one step leads straight into the next. And

(27:12):
I thought that in the end I could really become
a man, But all I became was a mutilated and
abused version of my old self. Social transition is a
big deal, and we're lying when we say that any
of this is reversible.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Stay in the fight. We are against demons and you
have to stay in the fight. Jesse, how much of
that money is actually going to the citizens of Africa
talking about Joe Biden handing out a billion dollars to Africa, Well,
it never actually gets to the people. It's not as
if you're buying a bowl of rice or some toilet
paper for somebody over there in Africa. It just goes

(27:45):
immediately into the government and it pops up on the
news a couple years later that the head of the
military of that country bought a ten million dollar house
on a lake in Italy. And of course that's what
they do with your money. That's where our government does.
That's how our government works. Now as far as the
population of this country, the culture of this country. Returning

(28:09):
the Washington Redskins, remember during that crazy Saint George Floyd
time when they were taking you know, Aunt Jemima off
with the freaking batter and they were the Poorlando Lakes
Indian chick who was kind of hot, she got removed
off of the butter. It was just this clownish time
of ridiculousness. And of course during this time, the crazy

(28:30):
Kamis who want to destroy everything decent change the name
of the Washington Redskins to the Washington Commanders. There's been
such an outcry and outrage over it, and the public
is so over all this cultural Marxist filth that now
they think they're going to change the name back. How
amazing is that? Like, it's put a smile on your face.

(28:50):
We may have turned the tide. We still have a
million battles to fight that. We may have turned the tide.
All right, the system's already doing its protect the illegal state.
We'll talk about that really quickly before we get to headlines.
I didn't get to and I have the energy to
get to all this because I take a male vitality
stack from Chalk every day. It's probably you know, I'm

(29:13):
actually a little bit mad at chalk, to be honest,
now that I think about it. How could I break
my new pen? It was so high quality? Well, it
was two things. The size of my hands are huge
and the tea levels which are off the charts. I
have too much testosterone to handle a normal pen. I
need one that's maybe made of titanium or something. But

(29:36):
even that probably won't work because I've been on a
male Vitality stack from Chalk for like three years. I
don't even know where my tea levels are by this
point in time. The last time I checked, they told
me I was pretty much Superman. Do you want to
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(30:10):
we get that right. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is
The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.
Reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse
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seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. Chris,
you're gonna make your own mustard? How does one even

(30:34):
make mustard? What's in it is what mustard seeds? You know?
Jesus has a parable about mustard seeds. Chris. You probably
haven't read it because it's in the New Testament, but
I'm telling you it's pretty good. It's pretty good stuff.
So wait, do you just mash up a mustard's there
have to be some liquid? Okay, you grind it, but

(30:54):
what what's the liquid? Most of my mustard has been liquidy?
What do you what?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Vinegar? Okay, so it's mostly mustard seeds, though with a
little bit of vinegar. And you're telling me, like the
the yellow tube, the frenches, or what the off brand
stuff which I'm sure you buy in the grocery store,
you're tell me that your mustard tastes the same better, Chris.
Everyone says that if it doesn't taste better, you know,
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. We'll do.

(31:25):
Since I assume your mustard tastes like hot, stinky garbage,
I'm going to give you a chance to prove yourself.
And in fact, we'll do this on the air. We'll
do a blind taste test. Memory. Everyone can watch me
do the radio show. Now they simulcast the show on
the network where I do a TV show on the
first TV. You can watch me do a radio show
if you want to look at these huge hands. So

(31:47):
we'll do a blind taste test. What, Chris, what that
won't work? Yours has more texture? Chris? If you're not
making mustard good enough. Don't just say it. You don't
have to sit. Don't try to back out now, Chris,
maybe yours doesn't have the same texture, because yours sucks. Okay,
if you're not grinding it properly, then you're not grinding

(32:08):
it properly. You can't give me some vinegary pebbles and
then claim that you're mustard is better than French's mustard
or whatever kind people buy. So are you gained for
the taste test or not? Chris? Do you want to
what I'm gonna give it a fair shake. I'll be blind,
of course I'll do it. I'll tell you what we'll do. No, no, no,
We'll put it on a wiener. We'll make hot dogs.

(32:31):
We'll make hot dogs, and so they'll be the wiener
in the bun and I'll only have mustard on each
of them on camera, on the air live. I will
be blindfolded. Corey can even be the referee. Corey, you
get down to referee on my life. I'll be an
honest broker. I'll give your garbage mustard a try, and

(32:51):
we we'll see. So look I put it out there,
we'll see, we'll see what you can do with it. Maybe,
just maybe you've got a winner. I doubt it because
it's you. Now. Trump's some immigration crackdown could could reduce
caregiving workforce. They are going all in trying to protect

(33:12):
the illegals. First we were told that the strawberries wouldn't
get picked. Then we were told that the houses wouldn't
get built. Now we're being told that me maw is
not going to have anyone to take care of her.
I only brought this up because you need to know
how far reaching and pervasive this stuff is going to be.

(33:34):
It's going to be propaganda after propaganda. Right now, they're
just dripping it out there just to slow drip out.
What about what about Loupe? And that's just real slow now.
But once the deportations begin, they're going to crank that
bad boy into overdrive. Let's go to the voice.

Speaker 11 (33:52):
I have to say, men, you Whisper, I really enjoyed
the tenderloin Thanksgiving story last night, got a big chuckle
out of it, and I know it wasn't pleasant for you.
I can just imagine your dad from the next light
looking on and saying, all right, men, you Whisper, were
you didn't do so hot with that ten Deuoyne.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
They did.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Ah, that's exactly what my dad would have said to
I ever tell you I actually read it at the funeral?
Did I ever tell you the text message my dad
sent out to the group when I remember I had that.
Obviously I half joke about the book. But when I
had that book published, I'm never going to be able
to find it here on the air. But I'll just paraphrase.

(34:32):
I have about I have it about exact when I, oh, yeah,
I do, I have it right here. When I had
that book published, the Anti Communist Manifesto, which is available
at Jesse kellybook dot com. We were we have this,
We had this family group chat. Well, I guess we
still do. Obviously Dad's not on it anymore. Do you
want to know what my dad said? I had a
book published. That's kind of a big deal, right, you

(34:53):
know what Dad said? Quote? This is the direct quote.
I'm reading it. I still can't believe that after taking
algebra one three times at community college, he wrote a book.
Not very nice dad. Whatever, Hey, you want to go
save a life real quick before we do a couple
more emails and headlines? You want to save someone's life.

(35:14):
There's a lot of giving we do that does a
lot of good. And I know you do what you can.
There's not a lot of giving we do that actually
is responsible for people not dying. When you give to Preborn,
you are saving a baby's life. Preborn sets up these
clinics and the highest abortion areas of the country, and

(35:36):
they save lives every single day, two hundred of them.
They give the gift of ultrasound. These young women, they're confused,
they're scared, and you know, they believe the hype. It's
just a clump of sales. It doesn't matter, it's not
worth anything. It's easy to believe that hype until you
hear a heartbeat. That clump of sales becomes a baby

(35:58):
in that moment. If you get a woman a free ultrasound,
if she gets an ultrasound, she would choose life almost
every time. And Preborn only does this with your help.
And it is the Christmas season. You want to give
in the name of a lost loved one, maybe, or
it's kind of a cool gift idea give and put
you know, a stocking stuff or hey, I gave in

(36:20):
your name to Preborn. I saved a life. In your name.
It's tax deductible. Coming up on the end of the year.
Preborn dot com slash jesse is where you give all right,
sponsored by Preborn Jesse. I heard the show for the
first time today on nine to sixty AM in the
Bay Area. That's a great station. I'm dazzled.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Ooh.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Limbaugh level storytelling is the show gaining affiliates. The show
has gained so many affiliates in just the light like
the last six months. I can't even list them all here,
And I am sorry. I find that to be, in
a way the funniest thing in the history of mankind,
that we just screw off so much here on the

(37:01):
show and we have so much fun and people like it.
I still can't believe anybody listens or that anybody likes
this at all. What's wrong with you?

Speaker 5 (37:10):
And now here's a headline by go you know, you.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Know the thing headlines We didn't get to coffee hits
highest price in nearly fifty years. I'm going to save
you some money with coffee. I'm going to try to
convince you from now on to drink your coffee black
like John Wayne intended. Don't shake your head, Chris, you

(37:35):
can save money on coffee if you don't have to
buy you little food food, creamers and sugar and things
like that. Drink it like a man. New migrant caravan
departs southern Mexico for the US border. Y'all were gonna
go back, just wasting a trip. Final House race is called.
Democrat wins the GOP as a two twenty to two

(37:56):
point fifteen seat majority. The final House race was called
it is December fourth. What a disgrace. Macrone wraps up
Saudi visit due to a no confidence vote. Oh please,
you're French. Nobody has confidence in you anyway. Former House
lawyers agree Hunter Biden can't plead the fifth after a pardon.

(38:22):
That's the thing about this Hunter Biden pardon. He may
have in a way screwed himself. We will be back
for a wonderful Thursday show tomorrow, that's all
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