June 1, 2026 • 36 mins
Now that Russia is helping Iran are the gloves off on strikes? The Graham Platner disaster. Jesse fighting for womens rights.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show,
Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday.
But fear it not, we shall return tomorrow as long
as this studio doesn't flood to So we got some
things to do this hour. We're gonna talk a little
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bit about communist controlled areas and corruption when it comes
to voting, not exactly news. We'll talk about that. Get
to some emails, some pretty naked anti white racism out
of Portland, surprise, surprise, all that, more Somali fraud, and
all kinds of things. Things do to come on the
final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. So
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let's talk about cheating an election, stealing an election, if
you will. This is baked into the cake for communists.
It has always been this way. Just to recap, Communists
do not share your morality at all. It is human
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nature to look at someone else who's flesh and blood
just like you, two eyes, two hands, two feet, and
to project your values onto that person. It's just human
nature to do that. But the truth is, sadly, scarily,
there are all kinds of people in our society who
don't share those values at all. At all. You'll wake
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up in the morning and you roll over and you
read a story about somebody. Some dude just walked up
to someone randomly. I just saw a story like this
and stabbed I believe she was sixty six year old.
Sixty six year old woman to death. Just stabbed it repeatedly.
It would never in a million years occur to you
to pull out a knife and stab a random stranger.
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And if you looked at that guy, you probably wouldn't
say to yourself, I bet that's the kind of guy
who would stab a random stranger. You don't know what
makes people tick. Communists do not share your morality anymore
than a freaking grizzly bear shares your morality. Just don't
don't ever project your values onto them. Now that brings
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me to the concept of elections. They don't give a
crap about the will of the people or what people
actually want. They know they have to try to sell that,
but that's that's not something that they care about at all.
If you reject communists at the ballot box, they'll just
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steal or attempt to or attempt to steal the election,
and they have nothing moral against it. The seizure and
use of power is the highest goal. So if you
have to lie, if you have to cheat, we have
to steal, we have to hurt people, whatever you have
to do, get power. That's the height of their goal. Right.
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That brings me to Democrats, because modern democrats are all communists.
Democrats steal elections and have been stealing elections for as
long as they can possibly do it. Now, let me
explain why and how this works. Usually this is a
local thing, local thing being Well, let's just talk about Chicago.
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It's a great example. We don't have to get specific
about it. But Democrats have controlled Chicago since well forever.
When Democrats are in control, so let's give them all
the political power seats, it's the mayor, it's a city council.
So top to bottom, layer after layer after layer, democrats
are running the city of Chicago. Well, they don't just
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run it and sit in the office. They run it
and figure out, as all communists do, how to use
their power to ensure they'll never lose their power. You
use power to keep power and get more power. That's
how they think. So as you're running the city of Chicago,
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you will simply put into place various things no matter
what those things are that ensure you cannot possibly lose
an election. Maybe it's a law, maybe it's a regulation.
Maybe you have the right person in place where these
ballots are or where these ballots are counted. Maybe you
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have nonprofit groups ballot harvesting. Maybe. Look, it can take
a variety of different forms, but one thing you're never
going to do, and I mean ever, you're never going
to just let the people vote. No no, no no
no no no no no no no. You make sure
you can't possibly lose. The longer communists have control of
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an area, the more they have support locked down for
the area. It's not just if they take power they
get it instantly. It takes time, sometimes years to put
all the things, the people, the groups into place to
ensure you can steal any election you want to steal.
What we saw post COVID when they install Joe Biden
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was simply what Democrats had been doing in local places
like Chicago on a nationwide scale because of the stupid
mail in voting from stupid COVID lockdowns. It gave that basically,
we handed them the keys to a cheating sports car,
and they knew exactly how to drive it because they've
been driving it forever in blue controlled areas. The longer
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Democrats are in control of an area, the more and
more impossible it gets to win an election for anyone
but communists. It's the way it is that brings me
to what's happening in Los Angeles right now. Spencer Pratt.
I don't know him, I haven't talked to him, but
I am just so impressed with this guy. He's running
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to be mayor of Los Angeles. His house burnt down
in that Palisades fire, and he's been running a brilliant,
brilliant campaign. He's even spray painting basically campaign statements into
the dirt on the sidewalk. Com mean, he's running a brilliant,
brilliant campaign in Los Angeles against Karen Bass, the communists
who's currently running Los Angeles. And let's remember when I
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use terms like communists, it's because it's true. Karen Bass
has visited Cuba multiple times for communist training. Okay, an
actual communist runs the second biggest city in the country.
She's of course destroying Los Angeles. We have the Olympics
coming for us Los Angeles. I just I can't believe
they're going to try to run the Olympics out of
a city that dirty and filthy and dangerous right now,
but be that is man Spencer Pratt is running against
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her in Los Angeles. I am rooting hard for Spencer Pratt.
I am. I hear stories like this, and well, we
just talked about it, didn't we.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Six Chris mail ballots were found burned inside a ballot
box in Los Angeles just two days before the California primaries.
Election officials discovered the damaged ballots and they filed a
report with the police department. They say a separate voting
center was also vandalized. Investigators are looking into both incidents
and are working to identify any voters who have been affected.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I sincerely hope Spencer Pratt wins an election in Los Angeles,
not just to bounce a communist out of office, but
to hopefully revitalize that city that could be so beautiful
and wonderful. I like cities. I like the country too,
as you know, but I like cities and cities. As
I've said many times before, your country's cities there would
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go on the brochure for your country internationally, there would
go on the billboard internationally you know, if there's a
billboard in Japan for the United States of America. As
much as I love Bozeman, Montana, where I graduated high school,
Bozeman ain't on the billboard. It's going to be New
York City. It's going to be the Hollywood Sign los Angeles.
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I want Los Angeles revitalized. I want it to come back,
and I'm rooting for the guy, and I admire what
he's doing. And I say I admire it, I really
mean that because in doing what he's doing, challenging the
communists in power, he's making very very powerful enemies. And remember,
communists use power. If Spencer Pratt loses that election, you
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think they're not going to find a way to make
him pay in some way for that all, I'm telling
you they will. It's very brave what he's doing. I
admire it a great deal, and I sincerely hope he
can win. If you're out there, get your butt out
and vote for Spencer Pratt, help Spencer Pratt wherever you can.
I hope he can win. But these stories, man, every
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time there's a blue area, you end up with these stories.
Oh whoops, did all these ballots catch on fire? Dang it,
how did that happen? Uh, there was a flood in
the middle of the night. Guess we can't use these ballots.
Oh would you look at that? We just happen to
find a big old box of ballots sitting here. Wow,
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where these come from? Well, we better count these votes.
Blue area after blue area after blue area. They all
do it. It's not unique to LA when you have
an area that is in Democrat control. The longer it's
in Democrat control, the more ways they will ensure they
can never lose an election. I hope Spencer Pratt can win,
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but I'm already seeing and hearing about dirty shenanigans. And
this is what they do. And the bad part is
if they steal it. If they do, I hope they don't.
But if they do steal it, we'll never get them out.
We'll complain about it as the evidence comes out weeks after.
Oh but did you see that? There'll even be arrests.
Probably this person get arrested. That pretty good, But it
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won't change the fact that they stole another election, installed
their people into power, and they'll continue to loot and
pillage and destroy America cities. It's very, very sad. Anyway,
I just wanted to say that a reminder on that.
Let's get back to some emails. Before we do the emails,
I want to remind you of this Chris play Cut seventeen,
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please go.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
My mouth when I launched this campaign, or that the
real fight in this country is not left versus right,
it's top versus bottom.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I just think it's important that everyone understands James Talerico.
For all the lies he maybe is told, lies he's
told about the Bible, lies about all kinds of things,
at least he's being honest about that. James tallerco represents
the bottom, and he probably represents the bottom better than
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any candidate I can think of. I did see though,
he came out just recently and announced he's got a girlfriend.
They call that VI Cory Booker found himself a girlfriend
during election season. That's wild how they seem to dig
these ladies up right about that time, isn't it. Anyway,
we'll get to some emails next the Jesse Kelly Show.
(11:23):
It's still real to me, dammit, the tern stacks. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Reminding you
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
And just so you didn't think I was out there
peddling fake news, James tell Erico he's aware that he's
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running in Texas. Texas is you know, kind of a
god in country state. There have been some questions about
James for quite some time. Anybody who's seen that fruit
any way he walks and talks what Chris. Anyone who's
seen it has probably asked themselves some questions. So James
(12:09):
Talerico needs to fade that kind of heat. He's got
enough other problems. He can't have those rumors over his head.
So you got a girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
You have a girlfriend? I do, I do, and she
is She is my rock, She is my best friend.
I don't know if I could have gotten through the
last six months of this crazy race if if she
hadn't been by my side. So yeah, thanks for asking
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about about her as well.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Sure sure, James, Sure I believe she used to work
for him as well, former employee. I used have heard
a step up and help old James out what Chris.
I'm happy for him that he found truelove, True love,
doctor Jesse. Are we still restricting Ukraine's use of the
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weapons we provide with Russia aiding Ukraine, aren't the gloves off?
Or with Russia aiding Iran, aren't the gloves off? Why
can Russia strike cities in Ukraine, including the capitol in Ukraine?
Cannot defend itself? So on and so forth. Well, they
already are. Ukraine is striking and has been striking inside
of Russia, and Russia's obviously striking inside of Ukraine. The
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gloves have been off in that for quite some time.
You brought up an interesting thing, and I touched on
this a little bit last week, but it is something
that's on my mind, and smart military guys I talked
to tell me it's justified to be on my mind.
We've had a quote ceasefire with Iran for a while now,
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haven't we. The whole hot portion of this war seemed
to last about five minutes, and since then it's been
a block in a ceasefire, and every day were almost
have a deal with then we don't you get it?
You get it? Well, remember Russia in Iran. They were
doing military drills together. These two countries are very very close.
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Russia in Iran, all right, So ponder that. Now, think
about this, Russia They're not are equal at all. Military
I'm not saying that militarily, I'm not saying that. But
Russia is very much a first world military. And because
they've been fighting in Ukraine, their economy, their military technology,
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it's really sharpened, it really has. That's what happens when
you fight a war. You just get better at it,
better at making stuff. You improve the stuff you have,
you learn what works. So Russia has some nasty military equipment.
Now what has Russia been giving Iran? I don't know
the answer to that. I've had people tell me they've
been given them a lot. What if for everybody? And
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maybe this is you screaming at Trump to just go attack,
just go bomb. Screw it, We're never getting a deal,
Just go bomb. I brought it up last week. I
will bring it again, bring it up again. We have
lost not just one jet over Iran that Iran has
shot down. What if Donald Trump, who would have more
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information than you or I ever would on what intelligence
community thinks Iran has? What if Donald Trump, I'm just
making this up, is staring at a piece of paper
as we speak that shows Wait a minute, Russia gave
Iran these top level anti air weapons, top level this,
top level of that, and I don't know what that
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would be obviously, I don't know what exactly specifically Russia
is using. But what if Donald Trump is worried about
the safety of our guys to just start bombing. And remember,
we've been very, very spoiled by the Trump administration for
the first first year of it. You go down, you
snatch Venezuela's president out from his mansion. You don't lose
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a man. You fly your planes around the world and
bomb out Iran's nuclear sights without losing a man. We're
used to just being able to go in and do
whatever we want to whoever we want, and we don't
lose a man. What if what if we are now
aware that Russia has given Iran things that can hurt
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us and hurt our guys, and Russia obviously has every
incentive to do that. Every moron American politician has been
bragging about all the deadly weapons we've given Ukraine, American
weapons being used to kill Russian troops four years now,
and every idiot Republican and Democrat has bragged about it.
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Instead of keeping it quiet, instead of letting it be
a quiet proxy war, everyone tried to get political points
by bragging. We just gave them more me Hi soules,
we gave them more tanks. We're giving them anything. Kill
all the Russians. Did you think Russia wasn't going to
find a way to extract a price for that? I'm
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concerned about it. I'm concerned about the safety of our troops.
I am. I am. Keep them in your prayers, please,
They're under thread every day. All right, do some more
of these. Next? It is the Jesse Kelly Show and
I'm in Amazing Monday. You can download the show if
you miss a single second Jesse at or wait a minute,
iHeart Spotify iTunes. Sorry, sometimes I get confused. A reminder
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that I don't have my soundboard right now because our
studio is underwater. Are we ever going back? I have
no idea. Did the soundboard even survive? I also have
no idea. Chris thinks it did. Chris thinks it did.
We're the building as of right now was condemned. We're
not allowed inside. I don't know. I don't did the
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portrait of me that may be the most important item
in the studio, I don't know. I won't know, so
for a week I don't know how long the show
is going to sound a little different, and I don't
have my goofy soundboard stuff. You're just gonna have to
tough it out, all right. That's we're all. We all
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have our cross to beer around here. HUD what Chris?
This is from Freebeacon. HUD launches investigation of Portland Area
County over race based homelessness programs. It is amazing to
me how much anti white racism is simply baked into
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everything that has to do with the Democrat Party today,
and that they don't even hide it. Do you remember
it was probably I'm trying to think if this is
what I'm about to say is true, So I'll just
throw it out there and then I'll see, let's see
how I'll say how I like it. When Joe Biden
got elected and Joe Biden announced that white business owners
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waiting for loans was ppe loans, that white business owners
would be moved to the back of the line, and
he enacted that policy. By the way, I know people
in banking and they told me the order came down white,
you came last. I think that's the most racist government
policy since the Civil rights era, is that the most
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openly nakedly racist policy since the Civil rights era, and
it just does they just get away with it. It's
just baked into the American communist cake that white people
are evil, that white people suck, that you should openly
discriminate against them every single chance you get, and that
that is just somehow acceptable and okay. It is wild
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to me. Hey, Jesse, the subject of this was shopping carts.
I so appreciated your monologue on the shopping cart laziness
last night. That is such a pet peeve of mine,
among others. As a dry an instructor in Connecticut, Maine
and Rhode Island, my colleagues and I work diligently to
teach and instruct our respective students the importance of following
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the rules. It's not only about safety, but about courtesy
and respect towards anyone. It's the simple things that make
a difference in society. Says, thanks for keeping us in form. Says,
I can use his name. His name is Ron. Like
I've said before, you would improve your community, your state,
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and your country immeasurably if you would arrest and deport
everybody who didn't put the shopping cart back. It sounds
like a small thing. It reveals so much about you
and how you see yourself in the world. It is
a revealing thing. If you because they have a little
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cart corral five feet away from you at all times
in the parking lot, if you take your groceries out
to the car, drop them in the car, and then
look at that cart corral five feet away and say
to yourself, you know what, Nah, I'm leaving it here.
You are so unbelievably selfish, lazy, just self centered in
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every possible way. You should be removed from society. And
if you did, Because here's the thing, it's not necessarily
the shopping cart. I know so much else about you
if you're that type of person. I know how you
treat family members, I know how you treat people you
may work with, go to school with. I know what
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kind of a neighbor you are. I would guarantee you,
guarantee you that you have a sub six hundred credit score.
I know, I know, I know that you way down
everyone else in your life. You are a bird weighing
down society. Just by the shopping cart action, it told
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me everything I needed to know about you. Hey, Jesse,
As a former marine. I can't believe Graham Plattner was
a marine. He's a communist. Look, let me tell you something.
We love our veterans, do we not, And we admire
military service. You and I we admire military service because
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we love our country. People who sign up to do dangerous,
uncomfortable things for little pay, time away from home. People
who sign up to defend our country are automatically assigned
a certain level of respect by patriots like you. They
just are. When you see a uniform, no matter what branch,
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no matter who's wearing it, if there's a respect meter
in your mind, it gets turned up a little bit
the second you see that uniform. Correct, it does for
me too. There are turds all over the military, turds
all over the military, And then when you leave the military,
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so many people become turds or remain tirds. Now that
doesn't mean that they're somehow given protected status just because
they used to serve somewhere. This gram Platner guy is
such an unmitigated disaster. He's the dude with the Nazi
tattoo on his chest and when asked about it, referenced
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that was just something dumb we were doing in the Marines,
and I want to again stress this. I have hopefully
no one of my families listening. I have, on more
than one occasion, as a young idiot Marine, been in
a tattoo parlor. This is after we had all spent
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a lot of time at bars that night. I have
been less than clear thinking in multiple tattoo parlors, and
here's the thing, in multiple countries around the globe. I
have been a little tipsy in a tattoo parlor with
my fellow Marines. I have watched them select multiple different
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cringey tattoos. I'm sure they regret to this day. For
your information. No, I never pulled the trigger. I just
will sty out every time. Every time. It was the
permanence of it. I just couldn't get around it. I
have nothing against tattoos. I couldn't do it anyway. Not
one time did anybody even joke about getting a Nazi tattoo.
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And these were guys who were happy to joke about
virtually anything. I mean that, these were guys, one of
whom had to be talked out of getting I kid you,
not a woman who was not dressed. He wanted to
get this woman tattooed No, she wasn't there. I mean
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it was. He wanted a tattoo of this woman covering
his back. We had to talk him out of it.
So when I tell you I'm there as a very
stupid person full of testosterone and no brain cells, and
I'm there with other marines full of testosterone and no
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brain cells, I mean that. And I have never once
heard of or seen a marine consider getting a Nazi
tattoo of any kind. There was no Nazi affiliation, Nazi love.
Nazis were not something flirted with or or well thought
of or anything like that. It was not something that existed.
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Graham Platner has a Nazi tattoo on its chest. Apparently,
apparently he's in all kinds of other trouble. It's all
just dirty, gross stuff. It's stuff that I don't need
to talk about on the show. There are kids listening.
But look, he's a disaster. It's a good thing. He's
a disaster. We don't need to lose that Senate seat.
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I know you get angry with Susan Collins a lot.
You've never heard me yell about Susan Collins once. Why
Maine is a blue state. Susan Collins is a Republican vote.
Sometimes in a blue state Maine, they really, by all accounts,
they should have a communist as their senator. Susan Collins
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seat should be a communist because it's a very communist state,
it really is, especially now that they brought in all
the Somalis. Susan Collins is as good as we're gonna get.
I'm hard on the Republicans from blood red states who
should be far far to the right, you know, the
John Cornyn types from Texas, the Dakota's, Wyoming, the South.
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I'm hard on those guys because they should be better.
Susan Collins. That's as good as we're gonna get. I'm
not gonna be her biggest fan, but you're never gonna
hear me sit here and just trash Susan columns. But
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segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Monday. Chris,
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if you wouldn't mind cut seven to what cut seventeen
one more time? Please? We have to hear.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
It when I launched this campaign or that the real
fight in this country is not left versus right, it's
top versus bottom.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Absolutely absolutely, and I have to stand behind somebody else.
You may think when you first listened to this lady
that this wouldn't be someone I tend to agree with,
But Chris, cut sixteen go today.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
We are here to talk about women's pain and how
long it's been overlooked. In the summer of twenty fifteen,
while starting my career in New York City, I woke
up on the floor of my local bodega, drenched and
being dragged into an ambulance. Two male paramedics hovered over
me and continue to ask me if I was pregnant.
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I had passed out from period pain. In fact, about
fifteen percent of women have period pain, so debilitating that
it disrupts worker school. That is no small number, and
yet we are told to suck it up. It's why
during Women's History Month, I've introduced legislation to give workers
up to twelve days of paid leave a year for
reproductive health. This would cover period pain, yes, but also
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menopause symptoms IVF.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I stand with her. I stand with her because think
about how much better the office would be. What Chris,
we can't have this conversation. Look, pay him to stay home.
I mean, what what Chris said? What are we going
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to do with all the empty HR departments? Chris, that's
not very pcy, all right. I just want I want
you ladies to know I stand behind you, and I
think all of us in the workplace, we're all with you.
We want you to stay home. Please pay her to stay.
We will pay you to not come tear through the
office like a Tasmanian devil. Please. And if you're looking
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for a prize employee, one who's not going to ask
for time off for menstrual pain, may I suggest ZipRecruiter.
I don't think I'll have to check. I don't think
they have a no menstrual pain thing you can select
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dear Ninja, start throwing champion. I'm so glad that the
word has been out. Chris. I didn't want to brag
about it. That was the last thing in the world
I wanted.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
No.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
It's true, but when you accomplish great things in life,
it's important that you well, you need to use it
to inspire others. I knew I was going to win
the tournament, and I went out won the tournament. I
recently viewed two Facebook reels where the narrators were saying
they're flying to LA with playing with plainloads of Texans
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to vote for Spencer pratt ending the reels with quote,
what are they going to do? Ideas ideas with the
no voter ID policy? Is this an actual legal possibility? Listen, listen,
leave the election cheating up to the communists. It's a
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dangerous world. You don't want to start dipping your toe
in one and two. Let's say I agreed with you, Yeah, sure,
go vote I legally in LA which I do not.
Don't do that. What kind of legal protection do you
think you're going to have in communist Los Angeles, Communist DA,
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communist mayor the police department itself, the judges. Can you
imagine the judges what Chris Chris said. Chris brought a
good point. There's a cop currently in jail right now
as we speak, for standing next to George Floyd as
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he was dying. That's the kind of quote justice in
blue cities. Yeah, they're gonna let the legals vote for
Karen Bass all day, every day. If they even sniff
that some right wingers from out of town are coming
in to vote for Spencer Pratt, they are going to
throw the cuffs on you and they are gonna throw
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you in the deepest, darkest dungeon they can find in California,
just to send a message to anyone else who might
try to cheat in elections like they do. Remember legal
and local, the two l's is where we need to
focus so much of our energy on in politics. We
all love national politics, that's why we talk about It's
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why we follow it all the time. We love national politics.
Legal and local, but don't forget the legal part of it.
Stay legal, stay on the right side of the law.
These communists will use the Justice Department to destroy your life.
Even if they don't end up sending you to prison,
they'll bankrupt you and anything else. These people have nothing
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against that. Stay legal, always, always, always stay legal. Hey Jesse,
I'm interested about your opinion in the greatest American general.
I'm partial to Thomas Jackson, maybe Paton. I don't know.
I don't know how to answer that question, and I
don't want to sound like a coward, but I mean,
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there are so many great generals. Just a Civil War alone,
Stonewall Jackson, of course, Sherman on all sides of that,
there were great generals, but you're great generals. Throughout World
War Two and everything else, we've had great generals. The
reason I'm not sure how to answer it is you
need different generals, different kinds of generals for different things.
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The ones who we love, the ones who get all
the glory, are the patent types, the super aggressive offensive
general attack all the time. You love that. I love
that guy. I want to watch movies about that guy.
Of course, you need that guy. But you can't have
all your generals being that guy. You need some generals
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who are defensive generals. You need some generals who are
good at logistics. You need you need generals to run
the base. Well, you need different kinds of generals for
different things. All right, Chris, if you have it. Do
we even have the headlines? Sound we don't? All right,
that's okay, Chris. Look, I'll do it myself now. Headlines
we didn't get to with. Is that not how it goes? Chris?
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I think it's close to that. Well, Jesse Kelly George
Floyd Square to remember him with a gift shop. I'm
not sure if they're selling Fenton al half off taxpayers,
robbed blind Doctor Oz exposes Somali home health scam empire
in Columbus, Ohio. Columbus, Ohio, we now have to fight
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off Somali fraud rings because we let too many barbarians
in the country. All right, we're gonna be back tomorrow.
Do it again. You can email us love, hate, death threats, jesseat,
Jesse kellyshow dot com. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show,
Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday.
But fear it not, we shall return tomorrow as long
as this studio doesn't flood to So we got some
things to do this hour. We're gonna talk a little
(00:31):
bit about communist controlled areas and corruption when it comes
to voting, not exactly news. We'll talk about that. Get
to some emails, some pretty naked anti white racism out
of Portland, surprise, surprise, all that, more Somali fraud, and
all kinds of things. Things do to come on the
final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. So
(00:52):
let's talk about cheating an election, stealing an election, if
you will. This is baked into the cake for communists.
It has always been this way. Just to recap, Communists
do not share your morality at all. It is human
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nature to look at someone else who's flesh and blood
just like you, two eyes, two hands, two feet, and
to project your values onto that person. It's just human
nature to do that. But the truth is, sadly, scarily,
there are all kinds of people in our society who
don't share those values at all. At all. You'll wake
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up in the morning and you roll over and you
read a story about somebody. Some dude just walked up
to someone randomly. I just saw a story like this
and stabbed I believe she was sixty six year old.
Sixty six year old woman to death. Just stabbed it repeatedly.
It would never in a million years occur to you
to pull out a knife and stab a random stranger.
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And if you looked at that guy, you probably wouldn't
say to yourself, I bet that's the kind of guy
who would stab a random stranger. You don't know what
makes people tick. Communists do not share your morality anymore
than a freaking grizzly bear shares your morality. Just don't
don't ever project your values onto them. Now that brings
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me to the concept of elections. They don't give a
crap about the will of the people or what people
actually want. They know they have to try to sell that,
but that's that's not something that they care about at all.
If you reject communists at the ballot box, they'll just
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steal or attempt to or attempt to steal the election,
and they have nothing moral against it. The seizure and
use of power is the highest goal. So if you
have to lie, if you have to cheat, we have
to steal, we have to hurt people, whatever you have
to do, get power. That's the height of their goal. Right.
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That brings me to Democrats, because modern democrats are all communists.
Democrats steal elections and have been stealing elections for as
long as they can possibly do it. Now, let me
explain why and how this works. Usually this is a
local thing, local thing being Well, let's just talk about Chicago.
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It's a great example. We don't have to get specific
about it. But Democrats have controlled Chicago since well forever.
When Democrats are in control, so let's give them all
the political power seats, it's the mayor, it's a city council.
So top to bottom, layer after layer after layer, democrats
are running the city of Chicago. Well, they don't just
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run it and sit in the office. They run it
and figure out, as all communists do, how to use
their power to ensure they'll never lose their power. You
use power to keep power and get more power. That's
how they think. So as you're running the city of Chicago,
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you will simply put into place various things no matter
what those things are that ensure you cannot possibly lose
an election. Maybe it's a law, maybe it's a regulation.
Maybe you have the right person in place where these
ballots are or where these ballots are counted. Maybe you
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have nonprofit groups ballot harvesting. Maybe. Look, it can take
a variety of different forms, but one thing you're never
going to do, and I mean ever, you're never going
to just let the people vote. No no, no no
no no no no no no no. You make sure
you can't possibly lose. The longer communists have control of
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an area, the more they have support locked down for
the area. It's not just if they take power they
get it instantly. It takes time, sometimes years to put
all the things, the people, the groups into place to
ensure you can steal any election you want to steal.
What we saw post COVID when they install Joe Biden
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was simply what Democrats had been doing in local places
like Chicago on a nationwide scale because of the stupid
mail in voting from stupid COVID lockdowns. It gave that basically,
we handed them the keys to a cheating sports car,
and they knew exactly how to drive it because they've
been driving it forever in blue controlled areas. The longer
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Democrats are in control of an area, the more and
more impossible it gets to win an election for anyone
but communists. It's the way it is that brings me
to what's happening in Los Angeles right now. Spencer Pratt.
I don't know him, I haven't talked to him, but
I am just so impressed with this guy. He's running
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to be mayor of Los Angeles. His house burnt down
in that Palisades fire, and he's been running a brilliant,
brilliant campaign. He's even spray painting basically campaign statements into
the dirt on the sidewalk. Com mean, he's running a brilliant,
brilliant campaign in Los Angeles against Karen Bass, the communists
who's currently running Los Angeles. And let's remember when I
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use terms like communists, it's because it's true. Karen Bass
has visited Cuba multiple times for communist training. Okay, an
actual communist runs the second biggest city in the country.
She's of course destroying Los Angeles. We have the Olympics
coming for us Los Angeles. I just I can't believe
they're going to try to run the Olympics out of
a city that dirty and filthy and dangerous right now,
but be that is man Spencer Pratt is running against
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her in Los Angeles. I am rooting hard for Spencer Pratt.
I am. I hear stories like this, and well, we
just talked about it, didn't we.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Six Chris mail ballots were found burned inside a ballot
box in Los Angeles just two days before the California primaries.
Election officials discovered the damaged ballots and they filed a
report with the police department. They say a separate voting
center was also vandalized. Investigators are looking into both incidents
and are working to identify any voters who have been affected.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I sincerely hope Spencer Pratt wins an election in Los Angeles,
not just to bounce a communist out of office, but
to hopefully revitalize that city that could be so beautiful
and wonderful. I like cities. I like the country too,
as you know, but I like cities and cities. As
I've said many times before, your country's cities there would
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go on the brochure for your country internationally, there would
go on the billboard internationally you know, if there's a
billboard in Japan for the United States of America. As
much as I love Bozeman, Montana, where I graduated high school,
Bozeman ain't on the billboard. It's going to be New
York City. It's going to be the Hollywood Sign los Angeles.
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I want Los Angeles revitalized. I want it to come back,
and I'm rooting for the guy, and I admire what
he's doing. And I say I admire it, I really
mean that because in doing what he's doing, challenging the
communists in power, he's making very very powerful enemies. And remember,
communists use power. If Spencer Pratt loses that election, you
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think they're not going to find a way to make
him pay in some way for that all, I'm telling
you they will. It's very brave what he's doing. I
admire it a great deal, and I sincerely hope he
can win. If you're out there, get your butt out
and vote for Spencer Pratt, help Spencer Pratt wherever you can.
I hope he can win. But these stories, man, every
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time there's a blue area, you end up with these stories.
Oh whoops, did all these ballots catch on fire? Dang it,
how did that happen? Uh, there was a flood in
the middle of the night. Guess we can't use these ballots.
Oh would you look at that? We just happen to
find a big old box of ballots sitting here. Wow,
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where these come from? Well, we better count these votes.
Blue area after blue area after blue area. They all
do it. It's not unique to LA when you have
an area that is in Democrat control. The longer it's
in Democrat control, the more ways they will ensure they
can never lose an election. I hope Spencer Pratt can win,
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but I'm already seeing and hearing about dirty shenanigans. And
this is what they do. And the bad part is
if they steal it. If they do, I hope they don't.
But if they do steal it, we'll never get them out.
We'll complain about it as the evidence comes out weeks after.
Oh but did you see that? There'll even be arrests.
Probably this person get arrested. That pretty good, But it
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won't change the fact that they stole another election, installed
their people into power, and they'll continue to loot and
pillage and destroy America cities. It's very, very sad. Anyway,
I just wanted to say that a reminder on that.
Let's get back to some emails. Before we do the emails,
I want to remind you of this Chris play Cut seventeen,
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please go.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
My mouth when I launched this campaign, or that the
real fight in this country is not left versus right,
it's top versus bottom.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I just think it's important that everyone understands James Talerico.
For all the lies he maybe is told, lies he's
told about the Bible, lies about all kinds of things,
at least he's being honest about that. James tallerco represents
the bottom, and he probably represents the bottom better than
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any candidate I can think of. I did see though,
he came out just recently and announced he's got a girlfriend.
They call that VI Cory Booker found himself a girlfriend
during election season. That's wild how they seem to dig
these ladies up right about that time, isn't it. Anyway,
we'll get to some emails next the Jesse Kelly Show.
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It's still real to me, dammit, the tern stacks. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Reminding you
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
And just so you didn't think I was out there
peddling fake news, James tell Erico he's aware that he's
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running in Texas. Texas is you know, kind of a
god in country state. There have been some questions about
James for quite some time. Anybody who's seen that fruit
any way he walks and talks what Chris. Anyone who's
seen it has probably asked themselves some questions. So James
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Talerico needs to fade that kind of heat. He's got
enough other problems. He can't have those rumors over his head.
So you got a girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
You have a girlfriend? I do, I do, and she
is She is my rock, She is my best friend.
I don't know if I could have gotten through the
last six months of this crazy race if if she
hadn't been by my side. So yeah, thanks for asking
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about about her as well.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Sure sure, James, Sure I believe she used to work
for him as well, former employee. I used have heard
a step up and help old James out what Chris.
I'm happy for him that he found truelove, True love,
doctor Jesse. Are we still restricting Ukraine's use of the
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weapons we provide with Russia aiding Ukraine, aren't the gloves off?
Or with Russia aiding Iran, aren't the gloves off? Why
can Russia strike cities in Ukraine, including the capitol in Ukraine?
Cannot defend itself? So on and so forth. Well, they
already are. Ukraine is striking and has been striking inside
of Russia, and Russia's obviously striking inside of Ukraine. The
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gloves have been off in that for quite some time.
You brought up an interesting thing, and I touched on
this a little bit last week, but it is something
that's on my mind, and smart military guys I talked
to tell me it's justified to be on my mind.
We've had a quote ceasefire with Iran for a while now,
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haven't we. The whole hot portion of this war seemed
to last about five minutes, and since then it's been
a block in a ceasefire, and every day were almost
have a deal with then we don't you get it?
You get it? Well, remember Russia in Iran. They were
doing military drills together. These two countries are very very close.
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Russia in Iran, all right, So ponder that. Now, think
about this, Russia They're not are equal at all. Military
I'm not saying that militarily, I'm not saying that. But
Russia is very much a first world military. And because
they've been fighting in Ukraine, their economy, their military technology,
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it's really sharpened, it really has. That's what happens when
you fight a war. You just get better at it,
better at making stuff. You improve the stuff you have,
you learn what works. So Russia has some nasty military equipment.
Now what has Russia been giving Iran? I don't know
the answer to that. I've had people tell me they've
been given them a lot. What if for everybody? And
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maybe this is you screaming at Trump to just go attack,
just go bomb. Screw it, We're never getting a deal,
Just go bomb. I brought it up last week. I
will bring it again, bring it up again. We have
lost not just one jet over Iran that Iran has
shot down. What if Donald Trump, who would have more
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information than you or I ever would on what intelligence
community thinks Iran has? What if Donald Trump, I'm just
making this up, is staring at a piece of paper
as we speak that shows Wait a minute, Russia gave
Iran these top level anti air weapons, top level this,
top level of that, and I don't know what that
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would be obviously, I don't know what exactly specifically Russia
is using. But what if Donald Trump is worried about
the safety of our guys to just start bombing. And remember,
we've been very, very spoiled by the Trump administration for
the first first year of it. You go down, you
snatch Venezuela's president out from his mansion. You don't lose
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a man. You fly your planes around the world and
bomb out Iran's nuclear sights without losing a man. We're
used to just being able to go in and do
whatever we want to whoever we want, and we don't
lose a man. What if what if we are now
aware that Russia has given Iran things that can hurt
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us and hurt our guys, and Russia obviously has every
incentive to do that. Every moron American politician has been
bragging about all the deadly weapons we've given Ukraine, American
weapons being used to kill Russian troops four years now,
and every idiot Republican and Democrat has bragged about it.
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Instead of keeping it quiet, instead of letting it be
a quiet proxy war, everyone tried to get political points
by bragging. We just gave them more me Hi soules,
we gave them more tanks. We're giving them anything. Kill
all the Russians. Did you think Russia wasn't going to
find a way to extract a price for that? I'm
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concerned about it. I'm concerned about the safety of our troops.
I am. I am. Keep them in your prayers, please,
They're under thread every day. All right, do some more
of these. Next? It is the Jesse Kelly Show and
I'm in Amazing Monday. You can download the show if
you miss a single second Jesse at or wait a minute,
iHeart Spotify iTunes. Sorry, sometimes I get confused. A reminder
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that I don't have my soundboard right now because our
studio is underwater. Are we ever going back? I have
no idea. Did the soundboard even survive? I also have
no idea. Chris thinks it did. Chris thinks it did.
We're the building as of right now was condemned. We're
not allowed inside. I don't know. I don't did the
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portrait of me that may be the most important item
in the studio, I don't know. I won't know, so
for a week I don't know how long the show
is going to sound a little different, and I don't
have my goofy soundboard stuff. You're just gonna have to
tough it out, all right. That's we're all. We all
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have our cross to beer around here. HUD what Chris?
This is from Freebeacon. HUD launches investigation of Portland Area
County over race based homelessness programs. It is amazing to
me how much anti white racism is simply baked into
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everything that has to do with the Democrat Party today,
and that they don't even hide it. Do you remember
it was probably I'm trying to think if this is
what I'm about to say is true, So I'll just
throw it out there and then I'll see, let's see
how I'll say how I like it. When Joe Biden
got elected and Joe Biden announced that white business owners
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waiting for loans was ppe loans, that white business owners
would be moved to the back of the line, and
he enacted that policy. By the way, I know people
in banking and they told me the order came down white,
you came last. I think that's the most racist government
policy since the Civil rights era, is that the most
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openly nakedly racist policy since the Civil rights era, and
it just does they just get away with it. It's
just baked into the American communist cake that white people
are evil, that white people suck, that you should openly
discriminate against them every single chance you get, and that
that is just somehow acceptable and okay. It is wild
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to me. Hey, Jesse, the subject of this was shopping carts.
I so appreciated your monologue on the shopping cart laziness
last night. That is such a pet peeve of mine,
among others. As a dry an instructor in Connecticut, Maine
and Rhode Island, my colleagues and I work diligently to
teach and instruct our respective students the importance of following
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the rules. It's not only about safety, but about courtesy
and respect towards anyone. It's the simple things that make
a difference in society. Says, thanks for keeping us in form. Says,
I can use his name. His name is Ron. Like
I've said before, you would improve your community, your state,
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and your country immeasurably if you would arrest and deport
everybody who didn't put the shopping cart back. It sounds
like a small thing. It reveals so much about you
and how you see yourself in the world. It is
a revealing thing. If you because they have a little
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cart corral five feet away from you at all times
in the parking lot, if you take your groceries out
to the car, drop them in the car, and then
look at that cart corral five feet away and say
to yourself, you know what, Nah, I'm leaving it here.
You are so unbelievably selfish, lazy, just self centered in
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every possible way. You should be removed from society. And
if you did, Because here's the thing, it's not necessarily
the shopping cart. I know so much else about you
if you're that type of person. I know how you
treat family members, I know how you treat people you
may work with, go to school with. I know what
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kind of a neighbor you are. I would guarantee you,
guarantee you that you have a sub six hundred credit score.
I know, I know, I know that you way down
everyone else in your life. You are a bird weighing
down society. Just by the shopping cart action, it told
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me everything I needed to know about you. Hey, Jesse,
As a former marine. I can't believe Graham Plattner was
a marine. He's a communist. Look, let me tell you something.
We love our veterans, do we not, And we admire
military service. You and I we admire military service because
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we love our country. People who sign up to do dangerous,
uncomfortable things for little pay, time away from home. People
who sign up to defend our country are automatically assigned
a certain level of respect by patriots like you. They
just are. When you see a uniform, no matter what branch,
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no matter who's wearing it, if there's a respect meter
in your mind, it gets turned up a little bit
the second you see that uniform. Correct, it does for
me too. There are turds all over the military, turds
all over the military, And then when you leave the military,
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so many people become turds or remain tirds. Now that
doesn't mean that they're somehow given protected status just because
they used to serve somewhere. This gram Platner guy is
such an unmitigated disaster. He's the dude with the Nazi
tattoo on his chest and when asked about it, referenced
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that was just something dumb we were doing in the Marines,
and I want to again stress this. I have hopefully
no one of my families listening. I have, on more
than one occasion, as a young idiot Marine, been in
a tattoo parlor. This is after we had all spent
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a lot of time at bars that night. I have
been less than clear thinking in multiple tattoo parlors, and
here's the thing, in multiple countries around the globe. I
have been a little tipsy in a tattoo parlor with
my fellow Marines. I have watched them select multiple different
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cringey tattoos. I'm sure they regret to this day. For
your information. No, I never pulled the trigger. I just
will sty out every time. Every time. It was the
permanence of it. I just couldn't get around it. I
have nothing against tattoos. I couldn't do it anyway. Not
one time did anybody even joke about getting a Nazi tattoo.
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And these were guys who were happy to joke about
virtually anything. I mean that, these were guys, one of
whom had to be talked out of getting I kid you,
not a woman who was not dressed. He wanted to
get this woman tattooed No, she wasn't there. I mean
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it was. He wanted a tattoo of this woman covering
his back. We had to talk him out of it.
So when I tell you I'm there as a very
stupid person full of testosterone and no brain cells, and
I'm there with other marines full of testosterone and no
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brain cells, I mean that. And I have never once
heard of or seen a marine consider getting a Nazi
tattoo of any kind. There was no Nazi affiliation, Nazi love.
Nazis were not something flirted with or or well thought
of or anything like that. It was not something that existed.
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Graham Platner has a Nazi tattoo on its chest. Apparently,
apparently he's in all kinds of other trouble. It's all
just dirty, gross stuff. It's stuff that I don't need
to talk about on the show. There are kids listening.
But look, he's a disaster. It's a good thing. He's
a disaster. We don't need to lose that Senate seat.
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I know you get angry with Susan Collins a lot.
You've never heard me yell about Susan Collins once. Why
Maine is a blue state. Susan Collins is a Republican vote.
Sometimes in a blue state Maine, they really, by all accounts,
they should have a communist as their senator. Susan Collins
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seat should be a communist because it's a very communist state,
it really is, especially now that they brought in all
the Somalis. Susan Collins is as good as we're gonna get.
I'm hard on the Republicans from blood red states who
should be far far to the right, you know, the
John Cornyn types from Texas, the Dakota's, Wyoming, the South.
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I'm hard on those guys because they should be better.
Susan Collins. That's as good as we're gonna get. I'm
not gonna be her biggest fan, but you're never gonna
hear me sit here and just trash Susan columns. But
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Kelly returns next. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final
segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Monday. Chris,
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if you wouldn't mind cut seven to what cut seventeen
one more time? Please? We have to hear.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
It when I launched this campaign or that the real
fight in this country is not left versus right, it's
top versus bottom.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Absolutely absolutely, and I have to stand behind somebody else.
You may think when you first listened to this lady
that this wouldn't be someone I tend to agree with,
But Chris, cut sixteen go today.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
We are here to talk about women's pain and how
long it's been overlooked. In the summer of twenty fifteen,
while starting my career in New York City, I woke
up on the floor of my local bodega, drenched and
being dragged into an ambulance. Two male paramedics hovered over
me and continue to ask me if I was pregnant.
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I had passed out from period pain. In fact, about
fifteen percent of women have period pain, so debilitating that
it disrupts worker school. That is no small number, and
yet we are told to suck it up. It's why
during Women's History Month, I've introduced legislation to give workers
up to twelve days of paid leave a year for
reproductive health. This would cover period pain, yes, but also
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menopause symptoms IVF.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I stand with her. I stand with her because think
about how much better the office would be. What Chris,
we can't have this conversation. Look, pay him to stay home.
I mean, what what Chris said? What are we going
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to do with all the empty HR departments? Chris, that's
not very pcy, all right. I just want I want
you ladies to know I stand behind you, and I
think all of us in the workplace, we're all with you.
We want you to stay home. Please pay her to stay.
We will pay you to not come tear through the
office like a Tasmanian devil. Please. And if you're looking
(30:18):
for a prize employee, one who's not going to ask
for time off for menstrual pain, may I suggest ZipRecruiter.
I don't think I'll have to check. I don't think
they have a no menstrual pain thing you can select
on the site. But I do know this, four out
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ZipRecruiter uses technology to put the best, most interested candidates
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It's impossible to find someone. No one shows up, you
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They they have these permanent ones too. Maybe you're looking
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for a new VP of sales or something, go there,
get that. Maybe you're just looking to staff up for
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Try it free at ZipRecruiter dot com slash jesse. That
is ZipRecruiter dot com slash jesse. All right, all right,
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dear Ninja, start throwing champion. I'm so glad that the
word has been out. Chris. I didn't want to brag
about it. That was the last thing in the world
I wanted.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
No.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
It's true, but when you accomplish great things in life,
it's important that you well, you need to use it
to inspire others. I knew I was going to win
the tournament, and I went out won the tournament. I
recently viewed two Facebook reels where the narrators were saying
they're flying to LA with playing with plainloads of Texans
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to vote for Spencer pratt ending the reels with quote,
what are they going to do? Ideas ideas with the
no voter ID policy? Is this an actual legal possibility? Listen, listen,
leave the election cheating up to the communists. It's a
(32:22):
dangerous world. You don't want to start dipping your toe
in one and two. Let's say I agreed with you, Yeah, sure,
go vote I legally in LA which I do not.
Don't do that. What kind of legal protection do you
think you're going to have in communist Los Angeles, Communist DA,
(32:43):
communist mayor the police department itself, the judges. Can you
imagine the judges what Chris Chris said. Chris brought a
good point. There's a cop currently in jail right now
as we speak, for standing next to George Floyd as
(33:05):
he was dying. That's the kind of quote justice in
blue cities. Yeah, they're gonna let the legals vote for
Karen Bass all day, every day. If they even sniff
that some right wingers from out of town are coming
in to vote for Spencer Pratt, they are going to
throw the cuffs on you and they are gonna throw
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you in the deepest, darkest dungeon they can find in California,
just to send a message to anyone else who might
try to cheat in elections like they do. Remember legal
and local, the two l's is where we need to
focus so much of our energy on in politics. We
all love national politics, that's why we talk about It's
(33:46):
why we follow it all the time. We love national politics.
Legal and local, but don't forget the legal part of it.
Stay legal, stay on the right side of the law.
These communists will use the Justice Department to destroy your life.
Even if they don't end up sending you to prison,
they'll bankrupt you and anything else. These people have nothing
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against that. Stay legal, always, always, always stay legal. Hey Jesse,
I'm interested about your opinion in the greatest American general.
I'm partial to Thomas Jackson, maybe Paton. I don't know.
I don't know how to answer that question, and I
don't want to sound like a coward, but I mean,
(34:28):
there are so many great generals. Just a Civil War alone,
Stonewall Jackson, of course, Sherman on all sides of that,
there were great generals, but you're great generals. Throughout World
War Two and everything else, we've had great generals. The
reason I'm not sure how to answer it is you
need different generals, different kinds of generals for different things.
(34:50):
The ones who we love, the ones who get all
the glory, are the patent types, the super aggressive offensive
general attack all the time. You love that. I love
that guy. I want to watch movies about that guy.
Of course, you need that guy. But you can't have
all your generals being that guy. You need some generals
(35:12):
who are defensive generals. You need some generals who are
good at logistics. You need you need generals to run
the base. Well, you need different kinds of generals for
different things. All right, Chris, if you have it. Do
we even have the headlines? Sound we don't? All right,
that's okay, Chris. Look, I'll do it myself now. Headlines
we didn't get to with. Is that not how it goes? Chris?
(35:34):
I think it's close to that. Well, Jesse Kelly George
Floyd Square to remember him with a gift shop. I'm
not sure if they're selling Fenton al half off taxpayers,
robbed blind Doctor Oz exposes Somali home health scam empire
in Columbus, Ohio. Columbus, Ohio, we now have to fight
(35:58):
off Somali fraud rings because we let too many barbarians
in the country. All right, we're gonna be back tomorrow.
Do it again. You can email us love, hate, death threats, jesseat,
Jesse kellyshow dot com. That's all
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