January 14, 2026 • 36 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Day, The Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday. I'm so excited for
this hour because we're going to talk about everything from
how Oprah's stupid and Venezuelan people and that AIoT lost
his career at Ford and Gavin Newsom's in trouble. I
just can't get the smile off my face. And then
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we have to go eat vibes at the restaurant with
Gory and Chris and everything else. But I'm gonna start
here because I teased it, so let's go ahead and
start here. Hey, Jesse, I'm kind of ticked off of
the Venezuelan people. The people in Iran are risking their
lives protesting their evil dictatorship with only implicit support from
the US. Where is the uprising in Venezuela even with
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the explicit support from the US?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
All I hear are crickets? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
That's I was about to say, that's fair. I understand
what you're saying, and I've thought things like that. I've
had those thoughts go through my head, but I wanted
to explain them because I think it's applicable to us
here in the United States of America. It certainly was
under the Biden regime. This is going to apply to
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all peoples. Different peoples get to different places at different times.
For instance, I'll use this as an example, COVID when
when did you know that stopping an economy was a
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dumb idea? If you're being honest, you don't have to
tell me. When did you know? Did you know right
away the second day suggested it? Did you say, uh no,
you can't do that. Not many did? Okay, So if
that wasn't you, were you two weeks out, a week out,
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a month out, Maybe it took you a year. Does
that make you dumb? Bad?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Different people arrive at the appropriate conclusion in their own time,
in their own time, and they've gone through different things.
If we have to make a comparison, and I really
there are two totally different sets of people with different
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sets of culture. In Iran, they've been suffering under fifty
years of abuse. Remember the show went down in nineteen
seventy nine, so that's almost fifty years, forty five years
of abuse, forty six years of abuse. In Venezuela, the
Venezuelan people chose Hugo Chavez. Yes, Maduro took over for Javez,
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and then Maduro stole elections. Even the Biden administration admitted
he stole the last election. So let's not blame them
for Maduro. But the Venezuelan people chose Hugo Chavez. Yes,
they've suffered all kinds of abuse, and they're starving, and
they've watched their super wealthy country descend into a communist stump,
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like all communist countries do. But it's still fresher for
them than it is for Iran. I will also say this,
don't ever, don't never hesitate to put yourself in someone
else's shoes. I know that's an old cliche way to
say things, but let me ask you something. Have you
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ever put something on social media criticizing democrats in the government.
I sit here almost every single day and I blast
the FBI both barrels. This is a federal law enforcement
agency that has the power to destroy my life and
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your life. They'll cook up a crime, frame you for
a crime, smear your reputation. Even if you get off
scott free without going to prison. Your flat broke busted,
and everyone hates your guts. But you know what's not
going to happen to me. They're not going to kick
in the door of my house tonight at two am
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and drag me out and fire a bullet in the
back of my head and throw me in a ditch.
And that's after torturing me for a few hours to
find out how many friends I have I've collaborated with. Yes,
we are corrupt in this country, there's no question about it.
But that's how how other people in other countries live.
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I would invite you to go look up the torture
Chamber prison that is in downtown Caracas.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
They didn't even hide it. It's not hiding out in
the woods. You know, they didn't stash it.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's not some concrete jungle thing that's buried that nobody
knows about. Everyone knows about it. You know what it
actually reminds me of. Have you ever read the book Rampage?
If you ever read the book Rampage, I would recommend it.
It's one of those book recommendations. All right, that's twice
I said it. I have to do it one more time, Chris,
So no one emails me and asks the book's name
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is Rampage. Rampage Rampage is a fantastic history book about
the Philippines, and not just about the fall of the Philippines.
It's more about the Japanese occupation of the Philippines during
World War Two and our efforts and ultimately successful efforts
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to take back the Philippines in World War Two. There's
all kinds of stuff to it, fascinating stuff, wonderful stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I'd recommend it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
But one of the things about it was this during
the Japanese occupation Manila, Manila had a prison in it
that was a torture chamber prison where you would go
and they burned people alive in there all the time.
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I'll skip over what they did to the women in there.
You can use your imagination. It's worse than you can imagine.
And they didn't hide that fact. They didn't even want
to hide that fact. They wanted the Filipino people to know,
if you step out a line, or if we even
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suspect that you know someone who stepped out of line,
you're going to die, and you're not going to enjoy it.
You're going to die and it will not be fast. Now,
I've never lived under a regime like that, and you've
never lived under a regime like that, But think about
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the fear you would feel. Maybe if not for yourself,
maybe you are personally brave. There are people that are
that way. They're all kinds of cops and firefighters and
guys who fought in combat and things like that. People
are personally brave and will risk their own lives. People
who are willing to die for something sounds good. What
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about your daughter, your son, because the Japanese they would
do that. They'd take your daughter right in front of you,
and you don't want to know where she ends up.
They take your son, they'd kill your son, chop his
head off right in front of you. Many people are
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personally brave, but you start threatening those closest to them
and they'll break very understandably. Well, that's how people under
these oppressive, oppressive regimes live. I can blame, and I
do blame, the Venezuelan people for being so stupid that
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they voted for Hugo Chavez back in the day. They
voted for a socialist back in the day and turned
their wealthy country into a disaster. Yes, they have to
own that, there's no question about that. It's hard for
me to criticize the Iranian people, the Venezuelan people, people
anywhere across the globe, when I personally, I don't have
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to risk that. I can sit here for four years
when Joe Biden was president President of the United States
of America, that's a big deal.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That's the most powerful office in the world.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
And yet three hours a day, when I wasn't making
fun of Corey's menu choices, for three hours a day,
I sat here and towards Joe Biden apart, and I lived,
and nobody came and kidnapped my wife and took her
to a torture chambers. Let's not judge how the other
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people live, right, Jesse A stupid and naive question. But
I'm just the peon and a multi community college dropout.
In the light of government fraud and unaccountability, how is
there no initiative by anyone for a mandate that each
state must go through Doge, audit and review. All right,
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So there's a little of that.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Last week we announced that I'm creating a brand new
division at the Department of Justice, a legal strike force,
led by a really tough, smart new Attorney General for fraud.
He's a fantastic young guy. He's so impassioned to do
this properly. We intend to imprison any frauds or politician
or public official involved in these sick plots to loot
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and pillage our country.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
So we're getting some of that. But remember there is something.
Sometimes we like it and sometimes we hate it. But
let me tell you something. In the end, it's going
to really serve us well. Our states, they really are
their own country in a lot of ways. In this country.
Yes they are united. Yes we have a federal government
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and all those things, but that the states govern themselves.
That drives you crazy. When we're in charge. You like
it when they're in charge. In the end, it will
be better for us, trust me on that. All Right,
we'll get to this moron who.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Gave up his career.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
What an idiot.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
These people were nuts.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Before we get to that, why don't you give up
Verizon AT and T and T Mobile. You know there's
still you know what's happening with this Arctic frost investigation. Now,
now these senators, now they're going to the cell phone
companies that gave your infrom up and they're saying, Okay,
I want names, I want to know whose information you
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gave to the FBI. That's weird. Maybe I'll look through
the article again. I didn't I didn't see pure talk
on that list. Huh oh, I guess, I guess my
cell phone company wouldn't do that. The cell phone company
run by Vietnam veteran, the cell phone company that hires
Americans charges you less. Make the switch. You can switch
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during the break, dial pound two five zero and say
save now, pound two five zero, say save now. Go
with the mobile company that doesn't sell you out to
the FEDS.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
We'll be back truth attitude. Jesse Kelly, it is.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
The Jesse Kelly Show. I'm reminding you that you can
email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Before
I get to this, mora on at FOURD who gave
up his career. So I saw a video right before
I came on the air. There was a plane, I
think it was in Denver. Something caught fire on the
plane at tire or something like that, and they deployed
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that slide, that huge slide that goes out the side
of the plane. And you know you've seen people get
on that slide. You jump to get on the slide.
It's not even like you kind of pussy foot it
you jump to get on the slide. I want to
go on one of those slides, and I would be
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willing to have a small fire. I don't want anybody hurt.
What Chris, A small fire if it meant I got
to go down one of those slides?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
What Chris.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
No, I'm not going to cause the fire, all right,
Not not right away, but at some point in my life.
I feel like I should be able to go down
one of those slides. I feel like this should be
an option for people. I don't want anyone hurt, maybe
some small damage to the aircraft.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I want to go down the slide, and I don't
think that's unreasonable. And it's not just the wee factor
of getting to go down the slide. Can you imagine
how much fun it would be to tell every person
you know until the end of time that you went
down the slide. I would tell everybody. I would. I'd
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tell people who I'd already told the story to, and
I would say, and I would know that I'd already
told them the story, and I would say, I'd even
act like I was going to be played. Did I
tell you about the time I went down the slide
and if they said yes, I've no, I don't think
I did. And I just tell you the story again.
I want to go down one of those slides so
bad it's killing me. I watched that video of those
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people going down, including the brain dead woman who went
down face first and all. Chris, she's a woman, she
doesn't know what she's doing, and I wanted to go
down that thing so friggin bad. The one guy brought
us bags, he's not going back, and you know what,
you can blame that guy. Chris is mad at that guy.
Maybe that's appropriate, maybe it's not. But you know, for
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a fact, with all the regulations and everything else going on,
if you don't bring your carry on down the slide,
it's days. If it's days before you see that bag again.
Maybe he did the right thing, Maybe he did the
wrong thing. I'll grab my bag too. I'm not gonna
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help you with yours, Chris. I'm grabbing my bag, though,
I'm gonna go down that slide. Telln you for it
suspends a worker who heckled Trump.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
These freaking morons.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
We talked about this a little bit last night, about
how Trump gave the.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Guy the middle finger.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
The guy was shouting things at Trump, and the guy's
been suspended because he's a UAW United Auto Workers guy,
so he probably won't even be fired.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Maybe won't even be fired. But who chances that.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
If you're a UAW worker, you make great money. And
those guys have the most ridiculous over the top gold
plated retirement where they work for I don't know what
the number of years is now. They're always renegotiating things.
But once you hit that number of years, man, you
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can work at Ford for a while and then you
retire on a beach in Florida with your boat if
you want to. You may not be a multi multi millionaire,
but you're doing just fine the rest of your life.
Who risks that to yell something at Donald Trump? I
don't even understand how these people think. Even if you
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hate Donald Trump, even if you hate his.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Freaking guts, who would chance that? Who would chance at
this deuce of emails?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Jesse, You're correct that price controls result in shortages, But
in the case of credit cards, would it not be
a good thing to limit the spread of easy credit?
There is an argument to be made that preventing people
from falling into abusive credit is a social good. Personally,
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I'm on the fence. I have nearly eight hundred credit
I pay off my cards, but it might be better
for the welfare of the poor to prevent them from
falling into the credit card trap.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Oh don't, I don't. I'm not gonna push back on
you on that.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Those credit check cashing places, the payday loan places, the
places where basically you get an advance on your paycheck
and then they take a huge percentage of your paycheck
when it actually comes in.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I hate that stuff. I hate that stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
When I was ranting about putting this cap on credit
card fees, don't take that as I want people or
to run up credit card fees. Don't take that as
a defense of credit card companies or anything like that
at all. It's none of those things at all. My
point was price controls. Price controls are always an easy
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sell for a politician every single time, one hundred percent
of the time.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You know why, Well, whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
They're proposing price controls on, it's something that's too expensive,
it's something that is burying people financially, something that is
putting things out of reach for people. And so when
a politician steps up and says, no more, I'm going
to lower the prices on this. I'm going to put
a cap on how much they can charge. The masses
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will always cheer for that, and every single time, without exception,
the people who cheer for it end up hurt in
the end because they come with shortages. Now you can't
get it. But that goes to this guy's point, Well,
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then people won't be able to get credit cards. Okay,
but it will extend beyond credit cards. And I want
you to be able to get a credit card if
you want a credit card. I think that's a good thing.
All right, We have more.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Hang on.
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Speaker 1 (18:50):
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Show Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. So tell you a story,
a little brief story. There was a guy I knew
he's in this industry and he knew a billionaire. I'm
not going to tell you who this billionaire is. You
would maybe know the name, maybe not, but he knew
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a billionaire. The guy the billionaire was involved with professional sports.
But before he got involved in professional sports, he made
his billions with one specific industry.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
All right, you with me?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
So billionaire makes his billions with one specific industry. All right. Now,
this billionaire, my buddy was, I say, going into business
with the billionaire. But how it worked was my buddy
was the one who knew the business he wanted to start,
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knew what he wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
The billionaire he was just.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
The money behind it. He's going to put up the money.
My buddy's going to start the business and run the business.
Billionaire is obviously hoping to get a return on his investment.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
You got it.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Now, My buddy ran into problems, many many, many problems
with this business. And we were having a long talk
one night about about these problems, and I asked him why,
what's the issue. Why do you keep running into problems?
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And he said, well, it's I'm just gonna That's not
his name. It's Bob, Bob the billionaire. It's Bob. And
I said, why what's Bob doing? He said, well, Bob
has all these ideas because it's his money. He wants
me to try to implement his ideas, to which I
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naive Jesse said, Okay, well, I bet he's got some
smart ideas. He's a billionaire. And that's where my buddy
gave me the look, and he said, Jesse, many billionaires,
not all, but many billionaires. They tried a million things
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and failed at a million things before they were billionaires,
and after they become billionaires because one thing they tried hit,
they'll try a million more things.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
In almost all of those things failed to.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
The billionaire oftentimes, as my buddy explained to me, I'm paraphrasing.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
He is bold.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
He's a man willing to take chances. And he's a
man who takes enough chances he rolls the dice enough
times that eventually he rolls a double sixes and gets
to luxuriate on a yacht the rest of his life.
But what it does not do, what it does not mean,
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is that guy he's not intelligent at everything. So if
the guy made a billion dollars starting car companies across
the country, he Hondas across the country, that's not what
this guy did. He's mister billionaire, mister Honda dealership billionaire.
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That doesn't mean he knows how to run a professional
sports team. That doesn't mean he knows how to sell stamps.
That doesn't mean he knows about the newest internet technology.
And the problem is, now that he's a billionaire, he
thinks he does. He thinks he does. It's perfectly natural.
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What do you mean, I don't know. I have this
army of staffers around me. I have a personal assistant.
I flew here on a private jet. Everyone I meet
is nice to me and tells me how wonderful and
smart I am. I'm a billionaire. It's an exclusive club.
I can do anything. But the truth is, at many things,
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billionaires are morons. They're great at something, maybe a couple things,
but they're morons.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Oprah Winfrey.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I don't care for Oprah Winfrey because she's spent her
career luxuriating in America while also complaining that America is racist.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I'm so oppressed. Oh ma yacht.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I'm so tired of that. So I can't stand Oprah
Winfrey anyway. I'll admit that. But Oprah Winfrey went on
the view.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
She said this, Now, I understand that if you carry
the obesity gene, and that is what you have, that
is what makes you overeat, you don't overeat and become obese.
Obesity causes you to overeat. Obesity causes you to have
all of that food noise.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my
entire life. Eating doesn't make you obese. If you're a pese,
that's why you eat. But this is exactly what I mean.
Oprah is a brilliant media business person. Brilliant She knows
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her way around the media world quite well, when to buy,
when to sell, what to do, what.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
People are looking for. Brilliant by any measure.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
But you start leaning on these people for advice on
how to do your taxes, and you find out that
there's some of the dumbest freaking people on the face
of the planet. And the problem with that is if
you tell me I'm dumb at something like nutrition, then
that would be a good thing. I would be dumb
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at you tell me I'm dumb. I don't know nutrition. Okay.
I have people around me that'll call me dumb all
the time. My best friends do, Chris does, Corey does, wife.
My boys will make fun of me when I say
or do something stupid. But when you're a billionaire, there's
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nobody around you to say, hey, billionaire. Jesse that's really dumb.
You shouldn't say that anymore because that's dumb. You don't
have those people in your life. You've censored those people out.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Of your life.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
You have a full bank account, more money than you
can ever spend, and you think you're brilliant at everything,
and you're just not. It's not speaking a brilliant California.
You know, we talked forever about how there's no guardrails
anymore in these blue states. There's nothing to hold the
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communists back. Well, California has been pushing hard for a
wealth tax, a one time five percent tax on billionaires,
telling billionaires five percent of your net worth you're going
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to stroke a check to the state of California for it.
This thing has gained so much momentum. I read something
today that the total wealth that has left California is
one trillion dollars. In case you're wondering, that's half the
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wealth in California. They had two trillion. There's only one
trillion left. Now Gavin Newsom is having to come out
publicly and wash his hands of the whole thing and
try to walk the whole thing back.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
But by now it's too late.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And this is what happens in blue states when there
are no limiting principles, when there are no guardrails, when
there's nothing to hold you back. Do you have any
idea if you're listening in California right now, how much
your life is probably going to get worse because half
of the state's wealth already left. Do you think those
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scumbag communists who run your city, or your county or
your state are going to be cutting your taxes? Do
you think they're going to be cutting the budget? Not
a chance at all. To vote for a Democrat in
the year twenty twenty six is to vote for endless destruction.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
All right? One more, hang on.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
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Speaker 2 (28:05):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. Remember you can email us Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. Still I've got to play it
for you again. Still, this exchange between Josh Holly and
the doctor. It we live in set. We occupy separate worlds. Now,
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it didn't used to be that way. You could agree
on some things and discuss some things, but there's no
reasoning with this kind of insane.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
The goal is is the truth? So can men get pregnant?
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Again? The reason I paused there is I'm not really
sure what the goal of the question.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Goal is to establish a biological reality.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
You just said a moment ago that science and evidence
should control, not politics.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
So let's just test that proposition. Can men get pregnant?
Speaker 7 (28:55):
I take care of people with many identities.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
But can men get pregnant?
Speaker 7 (28:59):
Many webs women that can get pregnant? I do take
care of people that don't identify.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
As women that can Can men get pregnant? Again?
Speaker 7 (29:08):
As I'm saying, let me just.
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Remind you testified to a moment ago science and evidence
should control, not politics. So can men get pregnant?
Speaker 7 (29:18):
You're a doctor, say science and evidence should guide medicine.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
I do science and evidence tell us that men can
get pregnant? Biological men? Can they get pregnant?
Speaker 7 (29:27):
I also think yes, No questions like this are a
political tool.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
No, yes, No, questions are about the truth. Doctor. Let's
not make a mockery of this proceeding.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Be careful going to the doctor nowadays. Don't think for
a second that moron with the weird voice inflection. Don't
think she's the only one practicing medicine in this country now. Also,
Hillary Clinton didn't show up today for her deposition.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
Say Hillary Clinton joined her husband in the saying a
bipotterson lawful congressional subpoena to show up today. So here,
here's a here's the here's the situation, uh, where you're
going to hold both Clintons in criminal contempt of Congress.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
They got to go to prison, GOP. Steve Bannon went
to prison for that. Peter Navarro went to prison for that.
We cannoper We cannot operate in a country where Republicans
go to prison for doing things and Democrats are allowed
to do the same thing. But we get uncomfortable when
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it comes time to send them to prison. It's got
to go to prison. Also, I've made the point before.
I can't believe we live in a country where our
politicians feel comfortable saying things like that.
Speaker 10 (30:54):
The majority of Americans across the country, regardless of political party,
know that imm from all over the world, Somalia, India,
wherever they're from, Latin America, Africa, that immigrants have built
this country and make this country what it is today.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
The Democrat Party is so broken. They'll stand up in
front of the camera and tell you all the time
that foreigners built your country.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
My word.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Oh yeah, yes, Somali's built something. That's for sure. It's
called it's called the largest fraud network in the United
States of America that we know of. Remember, we're just
scratching the surface. We haven't gotten to California yet. Everyone's
saying that Minnesota has grown zero for all this. Oh
my word, remember that clip from San Francisco we played.
Speaker 11 (31:44):
I did an article that posted today just highlighting one
of these organizations in San Francisco which is supposed to
be providing free shots of alcohol to homeless alcoholics. And
in five years, at six sixteen million dollars a year,
they've served fifty five clients.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
No, you're making that up.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
That's this is tax money and ad buys free shots
of booze to street trunks.
Speaker 11 (32:14):
Yes, yes, and it's been going on for a number
of years. It was an organization that already existed, but
they beefed it up during COVID ostensibly to keep these
homeless alcoholics out of emergency rooms.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Well that sounds good. Yeah, there's a lot of theft
in this country that's also why you need to get lifelocked.
By the way, don't think that all the theft is
in the government. It's online. Did you know the mafia
is in.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
On this now? This is it's where you steal. Now.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
You don't run into a bank. When's the last time
you heard about a big bank robbery. You don't go
in a bank with a mask and a gun. You
steal someone social security number, You steal their address. Your address,
the one that's floating around online.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Oh what are they going to do with it?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
They take out loans in your name, They empty your
bank account, and they take out loans in your name, and.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
You don't even know when your stuff gets leaked without LifeLock.
LifeLock monitors it for you. Lifelock's the one that says, hey, uh,
you got a problem. LifeLock is also the one that's
probably the best thing they do. I just love this.
They have restoration specialists. If they get you, and if
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or they give you your money back.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Call them.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You can save up to forty percent in your first
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LifeLock promo code Jesse or you can go to LifeLock
dot com promo code Jesse. Please please call them all right. Also,
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this is not why people are obies.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
Now, I understand that if you can the obesity gene,
if that is what you have, that is what makes
you overeat, you don't overeat and become obese. Obesity causes
you to overeat. Obesity causes you to have all of
that food noise.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh, I have bad news.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
You know how we talked about darn tough socks because
everyone was recommending darn tough socks. And I told you
I read the emails, but I said, we've not looked
into it, but you did look into it. And we
got email after email after email after email.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
There's a George Floyd.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Page inclusion this diversity that we suspected. Me and Jewish
producer Chris. We're talking about it based in Vermont. If
it's not maple syrup, you should be suspect of anything
that comes out of Vermont. And let's be honest, none
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of it's as good as Missus Butterworths anyway, but that's
another story. Entirely, it's out of Vermont. Bernie Sanders gets
elected in Vermont. I'm pretty sure Ben and Jerry's those
dirty comedies who used to make ice cream. They were
out of Vermont. I was immediately suspect when I heard Vermont.
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It's probably not a company that we should be giving
money to.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Did you do what you do? It's your money. I'm
glad they make great socks.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
I told Jewish producer Chris a producer Corey, I was
gonna get them a pair of socks. I was gonna
get me a pair of socks. I've now decided I'm
only gonna get a pair for me. No, I'm kidding, No,
I'm joking. I'm not getting any. I'm not getting any
Chris Gosh, and now.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
He's a headline.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
But oh, you know, you know the thing headlines we
didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Washington Post says the FBI search reporters home in classified
documents probe. Our government is still full of communists who
leak classified documents to reporters.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Just the heads up.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Republican senators subpoena phone companies for the names of those
targeted in the Arctic frost probe. Your cell phone company,
if it's not pure talk, gave your information to the government.
Nearly a third of Canadians believe the US may try
to invade Canada. Just a reminder, it's not just Americans
who live in a world of make believe. Plus Canada,
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you should be so lucky. Anyway, we'll be back tomorrow
to do it again. I have to go test out
the vibes at the restaurant, that's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Day, The Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday. I'm so excited for
this hour because we're going to talk about everything from
how Oprah's stupid and Venezuelan people and that AIoT lost
his career at Ford and Gavin Newsom's in trouble. I
just can't get the smile off my face. And then
(00:36):
we have to go eat vibes at the restaurant with
Gory and Chris and everything else. But I'm gonna start
here because I teased it, so let's go ahead and
start here. Hey, Jesse, I'm kind of ticked off of
the Venezuelan people. The people in Iran are risking their
lives protesting their evil dictatorship with only implicit support from
the US. Where is the uprising in Venezuela even with
(01:01):
the explicit support from the US?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
All I hear are crickets? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
That's I was about to say, that's fair. I understand
what you're saying, and I've thought things like that. I've
had those thoughts go through my head, but I wanted
to explain them because I think it's applicable to us
here in the United States of America. It certainly was
under the Biden regime. This is going to apply to
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all peoples. Different peoples get to different places at different times.
For instance, I'll use this as an example, COVID when
when did you know that stopping an economy was a
(01:49):
dumb idea? If you're being honest, you don't have to
tell me. When did you know? Did you know right
away the second day suggested it? Did you say, uh no,
you can't do that. Not many did? Okay, So if
that wasn't you, were you two weeks out, a week out,
(02:14):
a month out, Maybe it took you a year. Does
that make you dumb? Bad?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Different people arrive at the appropriate conclusion in their own time,
in their own time, and they've gone through different things.
If we have to make a comparison, and I really
there are two totally different sets of people with different
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sets of culture. In Iran, they've been suffering under fifty
years of abuse. Remember the show went down in nineteen
seventy nine, so that's almost fifty years, forty five years
of abuse, forty six years of abuse. In Venezuela, the
Venezuelan people chose Hugo Chavez. Yes, Maduro took over for Javez,
(03:12):
and then Maduro stole elections. Even the Biden administration admitted
he stole the last election. So let's not blame them
for Maduro. But the Venezuelan people chose Hugo Chavez. Yes,
they've suffered all kinds of abuse, and they're starving, and
they've watched their super wealthy country descend into a communist stump,
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like all communist countries do. But it's still fresher for
them than it is for Iran. I will also say this,
don't ever, don't never hesitate to put yourself in someone
else's shoes. I know that's an old cliche way to
say things, but let me ask you something. Have you
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ever put something on social media criticizing democrats in the government.
I sit here almost every single day and I blast
the FBI both barrels. This is a federal law enforcement
agency that has the power to destroy my life and
(04:18):
your life. They'll cook up a crime, frame you for
a crime, smear your reputation. Even if you get off
scott free without going to prison. Your flat broke busted,
and everyone hates your guts. But you know what's not
going to happen to me. They're not going to kick
in the door of my house tonight at two am
(04:39):
and drag me out and fire a bullet in the
back of my head and throw me in a ditch.
And that's after torturing me for a few hours to
find out how many friends I have I've collaborated with. Yes,
we are corrupt in this country, there's no question about it.
But that's how how other people in other countries live.
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I would invite you to go look up the torture
Chamber prison that is in downtown Caracas.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
They didn't even hide it. It's not hiding out in
the woods. You know, they didn't stash it.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's not some concrete jungle thing that's buried that nobody
knows about. Everyone knows about it. You know what it
actually reminds me of. Have you ever read the book Rampage?
If you ever read the book Rampage, I would recommend it.
It's one of those book recommendations. All right, that's twice
I said it. I have to do it one more time, Chris,
So no one emails me and asks the book's name
(05:41):
is Rampage. Rampage Rampage is a fantastic history book about
the Philippines, and not just about the fall of the Philippines.
It's more about the Japanese occupation of the Philippines during
World War Two and our efforts and ultimately successful efforts
(06:03):
to take back the Philippines in World War Two. There's
all kinds of stuff to it, fascinating stuff, wonderful stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I'd recommend it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
But one of the things about it was this during
the Japanese occupation Manila, Manila had a prison in it
that was a torture chamber prison where you would go
and they burned people alive in there all the time.
(06:32):
I'll skip over what they did to the women in there.
You can use your imagination. It's worse than you can imagine.
And they didn't hide that fact. They didn't even want
to hide that fact. They wanted the Filipino people to know,
if you step out a line, or if we even
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suspect that you know someone who stepped out of line,
you're going to die, and you're not going to enjoy it.
You're going to die and it will not be fast. Now,
I've never lived under a regime like that, and you've
never lived under a regime like that, But think about
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the fear you would feel. Maybe if not for yourself,
maybe you are personally brave. There are people that are
that way. They're all kinds of cops and firefighters and
guys who fought in combat and things like that. People
are personally brave and will risk their own lives. People
who are willing to die for something sounds good. What
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about your daughter, your son, because the Japanese they would
do that. They'd take your daughter right in front of you,
and you don't want to know where she ends up.
They take your son, they'd kill your son, chop his
head off right in front of you. Many people are
(07:57):
personally brave, but you start threatening those closest to them
and they'll break very understandably. Well, that's how people under
these oppressive, oppressive regimes live. I can blame, and I
do blame, the Venezuelan people for being so stupid that
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they voted for Hugo Chavez back in the day. They
voted for a socialist back in the day and turned
their wealthy country into a disaster. Yes, they have to
own that, there's no question about that. It's hard for
me to criticize the Iranian people, the Venezuelan people, people
anywhere across the globe, when I personally, I don't have
(08:41):
to risk that. I can sit here for four years
when Joe Biden was president President of the United States
of America, that's a big deal.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That's the most powerful office in the world.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
And yet three hours a day, when I wasn't making
fun of Corey's menu choices, for three hours a day,
I sat here and towards Joe Biden apart, and I lived,
and nobody came and kidnapped my wife and took her
to a torture chambers. Let's not judge how the other
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people live, right, Jesse A stupid and naive question. But
I'm just the peon and a multi community college dropout.
In the light of government fraud and unaccountability, how is
there no initiative by anyone for a mandate that each
state must go through Doge, audit and review. All right,
(09:35):
So there's a little of that.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Last week we announced that I'm creating a brand new
division at the Department of Justice, a legal strike force,
led by a really tough, smart new Attorney General for fraud.
He's a fantastic young guy. He's so impassioned to do
this properly. We intend to imprison any frauds or politician
or public official involved in these sick plots to loot
(09:58):
and pillage our country.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
So we're getting some of that. But remember there is something.
Sometimes we like it and sometimes we hate it. But
let me tell you something. In the end, it's going
to really serve us well. Our states, they really are
their own country in a lot of ways. In this country.
Yes they are united. Yes we have a federal government
(10:24):
and all those things, but that the states govern themselves.
That drives you crazy. When we're in charge. You like
it when they're in charge. In the end, it will
be better for us, trust me on that. All Right,
we'll get to this moron who.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Gave up his career.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
What an idiot.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
These people were nuts.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Before we get to that, why don't you give up
Verizon AT and T and T Mobile. You know there's
still you know what's happening with this Arctic frost investigation. Now,
now these senators, now they're going to the cell phone
companies that gave your infrom up and they're saying, Okay,
I want names, I want to know whose information you
(11:05):
gave to the FBI. That's weird. Maybe I'll look through
the article again. I didn't I didn't see pure talk
on that list. Huh oh, I guess, I guess my
cell phone company wouldn't do that. The cell phone company
run by Vietnam veteran, the cell phone company that hires
Americans charges you less. Make the switch. You can switch
(11:27):
during the break, dial pound two five zero and say
save now, pound two five zero, say save now. Go
with the mobile company that doesn't sell you out to
the FEDS.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
We'll be back truth attitude. Jesse Kelly, it is.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
The Jesse Kelly Show. I'm reminding you that you can
email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Before
I get to this, mora on at FOURD who gave
up his career. So I saw a video right before
I came on the air. There was a plane, I
think it was in Denver. Something caught fire on the
plane at tire or something like that, and they deployed
(12:13):
that slide, that huge slide that goes out the side
of the plane. And you know you've seen people get
on that slide. You jump to get on the slide.
It's not even like you kind of pussy foot it
you jump to get on the slide. I want to
go on one of those slides, and I would be
(12:36):
willing to have a small fire. I don't want anybody hurt.
What Chris, A small fire if it meant I got
to go down one of those slides?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
What Chris.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
No, I'm not going to cause the fire, all right,
Not not right away, but at some point in my life.
I feel like I should be able to go down
one of those slides. I feel like this should be
an option for people. I don't want anyone hurt, maybe
some small damage to the aircraft.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I want to go down the slide, and I don't
think that's unreasonable. And it's not just the wee factor
of getting to go down the slide. Can you imagine
how much fun it would be to tell every person
you know until the end of time that you went
down the slide. I would tell everybody. I would. I'd
(13:37):
tell people who I'd already told the story to, and
I would say, and I would know that I'd already
told them the story, and I would say, I'd even
act like I was going to be played. Did I
tell you about the time I went down the slide
and if they said yes, I've no, I don't think
I did. And I just tell you the story again.
I want to go down one of those slides so
bad it's killing me. I watched that video of those
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people going down, including the brain dead woman who went
down face first and all. Chris, she's a woman, she
doesn't know what she's doing, and I wanted to go
down that thing so friggin bad. The one guy brought
us bags, he's not going back, and you know what,
you can blame that guy. Chris is mad at that guy.
Maybe that's appropriate, maybe it's not. But you know, for
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a fact, with all the regulations and everything else going on,
if you don't bring your carry on down the slide,
it's days. If it's days before you see that bag again.
Maybe he did the right thing, Maybe he did the
wrong thing. I'll grab my bag too. I'm not gonna
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help you with yours, Chris. I'm grabbing my bag, though,
I'm gonna go down that slide. Telln you for it
suspends a worker who heckled Trump.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
These freaking morons.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
We talked about this a little bit last night, about
how Trump gave the.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Guy the middle finger.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
The guy was shouting things at Trump, and the guy's
been suspended because he's a UAW United Auto Workers guy,
so he probably won't even be fired.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Maybe won't even be fired. But who chances that.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
If you're a UAW worker, you make great money. And
those guys have the most ridiculous over the top gold
plated retirement where they work for I don't know what
the number of years is now. They're always renegotiating things.
But once you hit that number of years, man, you
(15:39):
can work at Ford for a while and then you
retire on a beach in Florida with your boat if
you want to. You may not be a multi multi millionaire,
but you're doing just fine the rest of your life.
Who risks that to yell something at Donald Trump? I
don't even understand how these people think. Even if you
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hate Donald Trump, even if you hate his.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Freaking guts, who would chance that? Who would chance at
this deuce of emails?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Jesse, You're correct that price controls result in shortages, But
in the case of credit cards, would it not be
a good thing to limit the spread of easy credit?
There is an argument to be made that preventing people
from falling into abusive credit is a social good. Personally,
(16:31):
I'm on the fence. I have nearly eight hundred credit
I pay off my cards, but it might be better
for the welfare of the poor to prevent them from
falling into the credit card trap.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Oh don't, I don't. I'm not gonna push back on
you on that.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Those credit check cashing places, the payday loan places, the
places where basically you get an advance on your paycheck
and then they take a huge percentage of your paycheck
when it actually comes in.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I hate that stuff. I hate that stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
When I was ranting about putting this cap on credit
card fees, don't take that as I want people or
to run up credit card fees. Don't take that as
a defense of credit card companies or anything like that
at all. It's none of those things at all. My
point was price controls. Price controls are always an easy
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sell for a politician every single time, one hundred percent
of the time.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You know why, Well, whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
They're proposing price controls on, it's something that's too expensive,
it's something that is burying people financially, something that is
putting things out of reach for people. And so when
a politician steps up and says, no more, I'm going
to lower the prices on this. I'm going to put
a cap on how much they can charge. The masses
(17:59):
will always cheer for that, and every single time, without exception,
the people who cheer for it end up hurt in
the end because they come with shortages. Now you can't
get it. But that goes to this guy's point, Well,
(18:19):
then people won't be able to get credit cards. Okay,
but it will extend beyond credit cards. And I want
you to be able to get a credit card if
you want a credit card. I think that's a good thing.
All right, We have more.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Hang on.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
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Speaker 2 (18:44):
It is Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Wednesday Memory.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You can email the.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Show Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. So tell you a story,
a little brief story. There was a guy I knew
he's in this industry and he knew a billionaire. I'm
not going to tell you who this billionaire is. You
would maybe know the name, maybe not, but he knew
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a billionaire. The guy the billionaire was involved with professional sports.
But before he got involved in professional sports, he made
his billions with one specific industry.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
All right, you with me?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
So billionaire makes his billions with one specific industry. All right. Now,
this billionaire, my buddy was, I say, going into business
with the billionaire. But how it worked was my buddy
was the one who knew the business he wanted to start,
(19:50):
knew what he wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
The billionaire he was just.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
The money behind it. He's going to put up the money.
My buddy's going to start the business and run the business.
Billionaire is obviously hoping to get a return on his investment.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
You got it.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Now, My buddy ran into problems, many many, many problems
with this business. And we were having a long talk
one night about about these problems, and I asked him why,
what's the issue. Why do you keep running into problems?
(20:27):
And he said, well, it's I'm just gonna That's not
his name. It's Bob, Bob the billionaire. It's Bob. And
I said, why what's Bob doing? He said, well, Bob
has all these ideas because it's his money. He wants
me to try to implement his ideas, to which I
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naive Jesse said, Okay, well, I bet he's got some
smart ideas. He's a billionaire. And that's where my buddy
gave me the look, and he said, Jesse, many billionaires,
not all, but many billionaires. They tried a million things
(21:13):
and failed at a million things before they were billionaires,
and after they become billionaires because one thing they tried hit,
they'll try a million more things.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
In almost all of those things failed to.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
The billionaire oftentimes, as my buddy explained to me, I'm paraphrasing.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
He is bold.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
He's a man willing to take chances. And he's a
man who takes enough chances he rolls the dice enough
times that eventually he rolls a double sixes and gets
to luxuriate on a yacht the rest of his life.
But what it does not do, what it does not mean,
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is that guy he's not intelligent at everything. So if
the guy made a billion dollars starting car companies across
the country, he Hondas across the country, that's not what
this guy did. He's mister billionaire, mister Honda dealership billionaire.
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That doesn't mean he knows how to run a professional
sports team. That doesn't mean he knows how to sell stamps.
That doesn't mean he knows about the newest internet technology.
And the problem is, now that he's a billionaire, he
thinks he does. He thinks he does. It's perfectly natural.
(22:46):
What do you mean, I don't know. I have this
army of staffers around me. I have a personal assistant.
I flew here on a private jet. Everyone I meet
is nice to me and tells me how wonderful and
smart I am. I'm a billionaire. It's an exclusive club.
I can do anything. But the truth is, at many things,
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billionaires are morons. They're great at something, maybe a couple things,
but they're morons.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Oprah Winfrey.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I don't care for Oprah Winfrey because she's spent her
career luxuriating in America while also complaining that America is racist.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I'm so oppressed. Oh ma yacht.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I'm so tired of that. So I can't stand Oprah
Winfrey anyway. I'll admit that. But Oprah Winfrey went on
the view.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
She said this, Now, I understand that if you carry
the obesity gene, and that is what you have, that
is what makes you overeat, you don't overeat and become obese.
Obesity causes you to overeat. Obesity causes you to have
all of that food noise.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my
entire life. Eating doesn't make you obese. If you're a pese,
that's why you eat. But this is exactly what I mean.
Oprah is a brilliant media business person. Brilliant She knows
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her way around the media world quite well, when to buy,
when to sell, what to do, what.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
People are looking for. Brilliant by any measure.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
But you start leaning on these people for advice on
how to do your taxes, and you find out that
there's some of the dumbest freaking people on the face
of the planet. And the problem with that is if
you tell me I'm dumb at something like nutrition, then
that would be a good thing. I would be dumb
(25:08):
at you tell me I'm dumb. I don't know nutrition. Okay.
I have people around me that'll call me dumb all
the time. My best friends do, Chris does, Corey does, wife.
My boys will make fun of me when I say
or do something stupid. But when you're a billionaire, there's
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nobody around you to say, hey, billionaire. Jesse that's really dumb.
You shouldn't say that anymore because that's dumb. You don't
have those people in your life. You've censored those people out.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Of your life.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
You have a full bank account, more money than you
can ever spend, and you think you're brilliant at everything,
and you're just not. It's not speaking a brilliant California.
You know, we talked forever about how there's no guardrails
anymore in these blue states. There's nothing to hold the
(26:08):
communists back. Well, California has been pushing hard for a
wealth tax, a one time five percent tax on billionaires,
telling billionaires five percent of your net worth you're going
(26:28):
to stroke a check to the state of California for it.
This thing has gained so much momentum. I read something
today that the total wealth that has left California is
one trillion dollars. In case you're wondering, that's half the
(26:53):
wealth in California. They had two trillion. There's only one
trillion left. Now Gavin Newsom is having to come out
publicly and wash his hands of the whole thing and
try to walk the whole thing back.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
But by now it's too late.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And this is what happens in blue states when there
are no limiting principles, when there are no guardrails, when
there's nothing to hold you back. Do you have any
idea if you're listening in California right now, how much
your life is probably going to get worse because half
of the state's wealth already left. Do you think those
(27:38):
scumbag communists who run your city, or your county or
your state are going to be cutting your taxes? Do
you think they're going to be cutting the budget? Not
a chance at all. To vote for a Democrat in
the year twenty twenty six is to vote for endless destruction.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
All right? One more, hang on.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Feeling a little stocky, Follow like and subscribe on social
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Speaker 2 (28:05):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. Remember you can email us Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. Still I've got to play it
for you again. Still, this exchange between Josh Holly and
the doctor. It we live in set. We occupy separate worlds. Now,
(28:26):
it didn't used to be that way. You could agree
on some things and discuss some things, but there's no
reasoning with this kind of insane.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
The goal is is the truth? So can men get pregnant?
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Again? The reason I paused there is I'm not really
sure what the goal of the question.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Goal is to establish a biological reality.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
You just said a moment ago that science and evidence
should control, not politics.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
So let's just test that proposition. Can men get pregnant?
Speaker 7 (28:55):
I take care of people with many identities.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
But can men get pregnant?
Speaker 7 (28:59):
Many webs women that can get pregnant? I do take
care of people that don't identify.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
As women that can Can men get pregnant? Again?
Speaker 7 (29:08):
As I'm saying, let me just.
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Remind you testified to a moment ago science and evidence
should control, not politics. So can men get pregnant?
Speaker 7 (29:18):
You're a doctor, say science and evidence should guide medicine.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
I do science and evidence tell us that men can
get pregnant? Biological men? Can they get pregnant?
Speaker 7 (29:27):
I also think yes, No questions like this are a
political tool.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
No, yes, No, questions are about the truth. Doctor. Let's
not make a mockery of this proceeding.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Be careful going to the doctor nowadays. Don't think for
a second that moron with the weird voice inflection. Don't
think she's the only one practicing medicine in this country now. Also,
Hillary Clinton didn't show up today for her deposition.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
Say Hillary Clinton joined her husband in the saying a
bipotterson lawful congressional subpoena to show up today. So here,
here's a here's the here's the situation, uh, where you're
going to hold both Clintons in criminal contempt of Congress.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
They got to go to prison, GOP. Steve Bannon went
to prison for that. Peter Navarro went to prison for that.
We cannoper We cannot operate in a country where Republicans
go to prison for doing things and Democrats are allowed
to do the same thing. But we get uncomfortable when
(30:36):
it comes time to send them to prison. It's got
to go to prison. Also, I've made the point before.
I can't believe we live in a country where our
politicians feel comfortable saying things like that.
Speaker 10 (30:54):
The majority of Americans across the country, regardless of political party,
know that imm from all over the world, Somalia, India,
wherever they're from, Latin America, Africa, that immigrants have built
this country and make this country what it is today.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
The Democrat Party is so broken. They'll stand up in
front of the camera and tell you all the time
that foreigners built your country.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
My word.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Oh yeah, yes, Somali's built something. That's for sure. It's
called it's called the largest fraud network in the United
States of America that we know of. Remember, we're just
scratching the surface. We haven't gotten to California yet. Everyone's
saying that Minnesota has grown zero for all this. Oh
my word, remember that clip from San Francisco we played.
Speaker 11 (31:44):
I did an article that posted today just highlighting one
of these organizations in San Francisco which is supposed to
be providing free shots of alcohol to homeless alcoholics. And
in five years, at six sixteen million dollars a year,
they've served fifty five clients.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
No, you're making that up.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
That's this is tax money and ad buys free shots
of booze to street trunks.
Speaker 11 (32:14):
Yes, yes, and it's been going on for a number
of years. It was an organization that already existed, but
they beefed it up during COVID ostensibly to keep these
homeless alcoholics out of emergency rooms.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Well that sounds good. Yeah, there's a lot of theft
in this country that's also why you need to get lifelocked.
By the way, don't think that all the theft is
in the government. It's online. Did you know the mafia
is in.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
On this now? This is it's where you steal. Now.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
You don't run into a bank. When's the last time
you heard about a big bank robbery. You don't go
in a bank with a mask and a gun. You
steal someone social security number, You steal their address. Your address,
the one that's floating around online.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Oh what are they going to do with it?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
They take out loans in your name, They empty your
bank account, and they take out loans in your name, and.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
You don't even know when your stuff gets leaked without LifeLock.
LifeLock monitors it for you. Lifelock's the one that says, hey, uh,
you got a problem. LifeLock is also the one that's
probably the best thing they do. I just love this.
They have restoration specialists. If they get you, and if
(33:28):
you're a LifeLock customer, LifeLock will make you whole again
or they give you your money back.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Call them.
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(33:56):
this is not why people are obies.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
Now, I understand that if you can the obesity gene,
if that is what you have, that is what makes
you overeat, you don't overeat and become obese. Obesity causes
you to overeat. Obesity causes you to have all of
that food noise.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh, I have bad news.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
You know how we talked about darn tough socks because
everyone was recommending darn tough socks. And I told you
I read the emails, but I said, we've not looked
into it, but you did look into it. And we
got email after email after email after email.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
There's a George Floyd.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Page inclusion this diversity that we suspected. Me and Jewish
producer Chris. We're talking about it based in Vermont. If
it's not maple syrup, you should be suspect of anything
that comes out of Vermont. And let's be honest, none
(35:01):
of it's as good as Missus Butterworths anyway, but that's
another story. Entirely, it's out of Vermont. Bernie Sanders gets
elected in Vermont. I'm pretty sure Ben and Jerry's those
dirty comedies who used to make ice cream. They were
out of Vermont. I was immediately suspect when I heard Vermont.
(35:25):
It's probably not a company that we should be giving
money to.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Did you do what you do? It's your money. I'm
glad they make great socks.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
I told Jewish producer Chris a producer Corey, I was
gonna get them a pair of socks. I was gonna
get me a pair of socks. I've now decided I'm
only gonna get a pair for me. No, I'm kidding, No,
I'm joking. I'm not getting any. I'm not getting any
Chris Gosh, and now.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
He's a headline.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
But oh, you know, you know the thing headlines we
didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Washington Post says the FBI search reporters home in classified
documents probe. Our government is still full of communists who
leak classified documents to reporters.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Just the heads up.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Republican senators subpoena phone companies for the names of those
targeted in the Arctic frost probe. Your cell phone company,
if it's not pure talk, gave your information to the government.
Nearly a third of Canadians believe the US may try
to invade Canada. Just a reminder, it's not just Americans
who live in a world of make believe. Plus Canada,
(36:36):
you should be so lucky. Anyway, we'll be back tomorrow
to do it again. I have to go test out
the vibes at the restaurant, that's all
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Jesse Kelly
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