December 8, 2025 • 37 mins
Living paycheck to paycheck making over 300k a year. We have a police chief problem in our cities. Police departments refusing to give real crime numbers. Why is Jasmine Crockett putting out ads for the Texas Primary when she doesn’t have any competition?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday. It's been a
medal of Honor Monday. And we're going to get to
our police chiefs and kind of the communist system and
how exactly it works. We'll talk about living paycheck to paycheck,
people in Congress retiring. I'll get to some more emails now.
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A while ago, a couple weeks ago, I shouldn't say
a while. A couple weeks ago. PJ Media printed an
article saying America has a police chief problem, and they
were referring to the Minneapolis police chief, but this could
apply and would apply to police chiefs all over the
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United States of America. We have openly mocked on this
show Cincinnati's police chiefs. After those two white people were beaten.
She got on the news member and she lectured everybody
for posting about it on social media. But again, it's
not her. It's not just her. It's all over the country.
Police chief here, police chief there, in a major city.
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One of the breaking things that's happening today is the
police chief of Washington, d C. Her name is Pamela Smith.
She resigned today. Why did she resign today, Well, that's
kind of the point of all this. She resigned today
because there's currently an investigation going on into her department.
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Now the Trump administration. Remember that the United States government,
the federal government, actually has control over Washington d C.
It's not its own independent thing. It doesn't get to
do that. We run it. The United States government run that,
I should say, so unlike other areas, the United States
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government they have access to all the books in the
Washington DC Police Department because of the separation of powers
and because of how our laws work in this country.
If you're safe, for instance, Chicago, then you have the
authority in some ways to essentially stiff arm the federal
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government when they say, hey, we think you're lying about
the homicide numbers, open up your books, give me all
your numbers. Well, justifiably so Chicago can say, go pound
sand there are numbers. You don't run Chicago in Washington,
d C. Because of the different legal situation therein they
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don't have that luxury. Now here's what's been going on
in the United States of America and why it's been
going on. It's been going on a crime has been
going up. Violent crime has been going up, and you know,
of course the why we talked about it many times.
Communists want more violent crime. It destabilizes society, It helps
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them achieve more power, and they have put into place
das police chiefs and judges that will ensure these violent
scumbag repeat offenders will be set loose from jail so
they can go rape and murder more people. You already
know all this, but remember what we talked about earlier.
Communists lie about everything all the time, and they have
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to because it keeps your liberal at Peggy in a
world of make believe. So if you're a police chief,
a da a judge, any kind of communist, and you've
just set the serial rapists loose from jail and he
rapes and murders a fifty year old woman as she's
jogging in the park, well, now's a good time to
start lying about what you did and why you did it.
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One of the easiest ways to lie is about the
crime statistics. After Saint George Floyd died, for the communists
who wanted to open the jails, it was their super Bowl.
It was the greatest moment of their lives. And so
they set about to get all these DA's elected, to
open up the jails, to destroy the big city police departments.
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And they did. They were very successful. And since then,
everybody who's spent any time in a big city knows
violent crime has gone through the roof. Robbery, rape, murder,
violent crime has gone through the roof in these big cities.
Everybody knows it. Well, that's kind of a problem, isn't it.
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That's kind of a problem when you're trying to lie
about all that. So how did the big cities choose
to handle it? Well, we get our national crime statistics
in this country from the FBI. Remember that the numbers
are turned in different areas, different states, different cities. They
turn in the numbers to the FBI, and the FBI
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then puts out a national report. Hey there were ten
percent fewer auto thefts, so that they make a national
report on it. The big blue cities opened up the jails,
destroyed the police department, elected sorosda's, They just didn't turn
in the numbers. When your liberal ant Pagy starts screaming
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and spitting into the fruit punch at the Christmas party
this year, that violent crime is going down, she probably
genuinely doesn't know that the murder capitals of the country
refuse to turn their numbers over to the FBI. They
just said, no, we don't have any. And so when
Democrats get up and say violent crime is down, violent
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crime is down, they're telling a lie, and they know
they're telling a lie, and they say the lie because
your liberal ant Pagy is so stupid that she'll believe it.
But there's another part of this, you see, it's not
just DA's, it's not just judges. In order to implement
this open jail, pro rape, pro murder system, you have
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got to have the police department at some level in
your pocket. Well, that can be very difficult when it
comes to the street guys, because what kind of guys
want to be cops. Generally, the kind of guys want
to be cops are the crime fighting types, the type
A male personalities. They want to kick in the door
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and bash a drug dealer's face through the wall. They
want to save a woman, they want to they want
to charge into a fire. They're you know, the hurt
the hero types. That's the types they are. So it
can be difficult to get the street cops on your side.
But you know who you can get on your side,
the police chief, Because the police chief in a big
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city is appointed by the mayor. The police chief also
can pass down policies, can pass down discipline, can promote
this communist and make sure this actual crime fighter doesn't
get promoted. There's so much power that comes with the
office of police chief, including the crime data. Who is
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going to be the one ultimately in charge of collecting
or not collecting the crime data in any jurisdiction, it's
going to be the chief of police. In Washington, d C.
They just had Pamela A. Smith resign and we all
know why she resigned, at least we think we know
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she resigned because they can't cover up the books in Washington,
d C. There's already been articles printed with people coming
forward talking about how the police leadership in Washington, d C.
Would purposely edit out violent crime, they would reduce the charges,
they would do everything in their power to make it
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appear like violent crime was going down, which helps continue
the communist talking points. Pamela Smith likely resigned in ordered
to try and avoid scrutiny for what she did. Now
that's Washington, DC. That doesn't apply to you. You don't care.
What's important to understand is this is taking place in
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almost every major city across the United States of America,
and we don't get to know about it because they're
lying about the data. What do you think that police
chief in Cincinnati is doing with every crime committed by
a black person in her city? What do you think
the chief of police in Seattle, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, New
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York City, Chicago? But what do you think these police
chiefs have been ordered to do? The communist leadership? And
that brings me to the final point, and it's something
you should maybe pay attention to. Certainly if you live
in a big city. These police chiefs, you like to
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imagine that they started out on The police chief in
New York City, started out on the streets and worked
his way up through the NYPD. Sometimes that's case, but
oftentimes there is a police chief carousel, if you will,
where you will leave being police chief of Houston, and
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you'll go get hired on to be police chief of
LA and then you'll leave there and you'll go be
the police chief of Seattle. There's this small cabal of
communist foot soldier police chiefs bouncing from city to city
to city to city across the United States of America,
because they are loyal Communist foot soldiers interested in continuing
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their six figure paychecks while they hide violent crime, they
themselves are helping get out of control. That is what
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I like it returns next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show,
different than it ever was here on a wonderful Monday night.
Remember you can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
So before I get back to the politics and the
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emails and everything else, I just saw this story and
I wanted to talk to you about something. Maybe it
applies to you, maybe it doesn't, but forty percent of
workers making three hundred thousand k plus say they live
paycheck to paycheck. Now, I am not here to be
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your financial advisor, certainly not your dad, not your uncle,
not your grandpa. But you don't need as much stuff
as you have. I don't need as much stuff as
I have. The reason people of all wages and all ages, Hey, Chris,
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that rhyme. The reason people get themselves caught up like
this is because you are comparing your life to people
around you. Now, that can be easy when you tell
somebody don't compare your life to someone on social media.
You know she's always posting your fancy vacation photos and
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stuff like that. But you know when that gets difficult
when it's your brother. He has a nicer car than
you do. You're you're driving, You're driving a nineteen ninety
eight Honda Accord. He just pulled up to Christmas in
a brand new Ford F two point fifty, and you
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feel like a loser. You feel less successful when it's
when it's your neighbor, when it's one of your best friends,
when he's richer and more successful, and she's prettier and
she's skinnier. This is why people get massive amounts of
credit card debt. I found out in church yesterday. I
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didn't even know the number. The average American average has
six thousand dollars in credit card debt. Six thousand dollars.
You should have no credit card debt unless you're in
a situation where you had to. I realize that happens
to people. You're trying to good bye a month to
month you lost your job, So don't email me intell
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but about this. You understand what I'm saying. On average,
you should never be paying twenty thirty percent to a
credit card company ever, even one time. Ever, this happens
because we're all susceptible to this. You compare your life
to someone else, and usually it's someone close to you.
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Don't do that. He has more kids than I do,
he's a their house is bigger. They just put in
a pool. And don't think that it's just for people
like you, whatever your income bracket is. It's for people
poorer than you. It's for people richer than you. Forty
percent of people who make three hundred k a year,
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that is huge money. If you're smart with three hundred
k a year, Honestly, you're retiring in your forties if
you want, depending on how long you've made it, definitely
in your fifties and probably retiring comfortably if you're living
within your means instead forty percent living paycheck to paycheck.
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I brought this up because it's Christmas season, and we
also do this when it comes to gifts. I know
women put an unbelievable amount of pressure on themselves when
it comes to Christmas season. I know because I see
my wife do it. Not with the price of the gifts,
but for her, know, every neighbor has to get something.
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She feels she's one of those people. She wants to
make sure everyone in our lives is taken care of it.
And I appreciate that because I don't have to do
any Christmas shopping at all, But for her it's no,
we have to get that, and the teachers all have
to get something, and this guy has to get something.
For women, it can become a very stressful time, and
if you're not careful, you can bury yourself financially. I
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promise you. I promise you this. Jesus did not come
to Earth so you could rack up debt during the
month of December. A five dollars gift card is just fine.
A card is just fine. Maybe you don't have any
money this year. A card they sell them in balk
I'm sure you could get I'm sure Chris has a
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deal on him somewhere. I'm sure you could get fifty
of him for five bucks or something like that on
Amazon or somewhere. Don't put too much pressure on yourself
to keep up with the Joneses. Yeah, that's a good point, Chris,
Lean years and fat years. Maybe it's a lean year
for you. Don't put too much pressure on yourself to
buy a present for everybody in your life, and then
mechanic has to get something. We have to give something
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for the garbage guy, my dentists to have to drop
the don't do that to yourself. I hate I hate
these stories of people who find themselves buried in debt
and it's such a stressful time. And maybe this is
speaking to you right now. Maybe you've done it to yourself.
You should also know you can get out of it.
People take time. I've seen it happen many times before,
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where people will bury themselves in debt. They blew up
their credit score, they're behind on this, that don't have that.
But they decide to start trimming some things out of
their lives. They decide they're going to eat out less.
Everybody doesn't need a fifty dollars Christmas gift this year.
We're gonna do less, buy less, And they just start
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chop it away at the bills, little by little, won't
happen in a month, won't happen in a year, little
more here, little more there, little more there, And finally
wake up one day and they're debt free. And you
talk to anybody who's been buried in debt and then
they get debt free. It's like a weight of a
thousand pounds just got lifted off their shoulders. It's like
Jasmine Crockett was up there getting a piggyback ride and
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you just lifted her off your shoulders, and now you
just feel so light, light as a feather. What, Chris,
I'm excited. I'm excited about the Jasmine Crocket run. I
didn't even play it earlier. Chris. Did you know that
she already has her first ad out for Senate? Oh?
She does. Oh, I'm playing it for you next. I'm sorry.
I'm really excited. And also remember, speaking of sound financial decisions,
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Jesse Kelly returns. Next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Fantastic Monday. If you miss any part of
the show, you can download at Iheartspotify iTunes. Before I
get to Jasmine Crockett, I have to say something. I
have to get something off my chest. I lost my
temper a little bit earlier today. I'm just gonna tell
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you why. Maybe it will apply to you, maybe it
will not. So you are aware that we don't do
a lot of interviews on the show. I'd say two
or three a week probably TV it's different and when
I do TV, just the way it's structured, I do
more interviews, But for radio, I just don't like interviews.
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I don't claim to be a good interviewer either. I
really don't know whether I'm good or bad at it.
I don't know. But I will say this, if you
are considering possibly starting a podcast, maybe you have one.
Maybe you are a radio host who listens to this show.
Maybe maybe that's the case. Let me clarify something. When
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you have a guest on, the audience has already heard
you and your thoughts. The point of having a guest
on is to give them a different perspective than yours,
a different flavor. Who are the regular guests we have
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on this show?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
B kay?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
He has a different take on things, different life experiences
than I do. So when he talks, what do I do?
I shut up? When we have Carol Roth on the show,
you know she's a former investment banker and does all
the stuff about interest rates and banking and things like that.
And when Carol Roth talks, what do I do? I
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shut up? I shut up and listen. I actually the
reason I'm raising my voice. I cannot believe I did this.
I was I embarrassed myself. I was in my car
by myself today on the way to work, and I'm
embarrassed at my behavior. I got embarrassed when I did it.
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I shouted audibly in my car by myself, shut up.
Why I am not going to tell you the podcast.
It's nothing political. You know, I don't listen to political shows.
But I was. I'm doing some research on something and
I found this podcast. I'd never heard it before. Sure,
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the guy who hosts it is a wonderful guy, but
he had an insanely interesting guest on who was discussing
super interesting things. I swear to you, I almost thought
it was intentional. After about ten minutes, right when the
interesting guest was starting to expand on his insanely interesting point,
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the host would interrupt the guest and then start talking
about his own life, in his own experiences, and oh, yeah,
that's right. And I used to do the same, right
when the guest was almost there. If you already interview
people for a living, or maybe you think you will
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one day, I cannot stress this point enough. Everything doesn't
have to be about you. You will have your say,
shut up and let them talk. Let people get out
complete sentences, complete thoughts. You don't have to be in
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a race to get your own opinions in there. There
will be time I swear it's your show anyway before after,
maybe even after the other person completes their point. Shut
up when people are talking what Chris Chris said, it
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really got to me. It was like twelve hours ago,
all right. So I'm going to give you a little
bit more information on what I'm talking about the podcast
I'm talking about, and I'm trying to be super super
careful so I do not call out the host of
this podcast, who really did sound like a good guy.
So I'm going to be very very careful. You remember
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I told you that tomorrow I'm doing a podcast on
the Rhodesian Bush War, Right, Remember I told you that,
And it's it's insanely fascinating. The Bushwar itself and the
Rhodesian military, not to give too much away, was crazy good.
It was almost almost like a spark and like society
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where it was so military focus for reasons I'll get
into tomorrow. But they had elite units. Elite units think
about them like Navy seals, green berets, and I mean
guys that went on to train Navy seals in green
berets and stuff. Some of the baddest dudes on the planet.
The podcast I was listening to had one of these
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guys on because I'm trying to make sure I get
better points and better stories for the show and whatnot.
And here I am listening to this former Rhodesian essentially
special operator. He's a BK version of it, talking about
everything under the sun of a crap I want to
learn and fascinating. And the host as this guy he
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get two or three sentences in, would interrupt him when
he's trying to tell stories about things. I honestly, I
am still so frustrated by it. Another reason it's getting
to me is not just what happened today. I hear
it all the time. I don't understand it completely. Maybe you,
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Maybe you, because you probably listen more than I listen,
maybe you will understand why hosts do this. I have
a three hour radio show. In fact, I have a
TV show. I have four hours a day to say
whatever I want. The last thing it would occur to
me to do would be interrupt somebody I have on.
Otherwise why would I have them on? I could just
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say whatever I want to say right now, and I'll
be just fine that nobody will interrupt me. It's my show.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Chris doesn't even have a freaking microphone. There's nobody here
to interrupt me. It can't possibly happen, so it would
never occur to me to do so shut up and
let people talk. Everything doesn't have to be about you.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I promise, if you've gone thirty seconds without talking, you
won't die. I swear, it's all I wanted completely, didn't
mean to burn up the whole segment, just wanted to
get that off my chest now, as promised, I forgot
to play this for you earlier, forgot we even had it.
But I told you that Jasmine Crockett, you know, the
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racist congresswoman from Texas, announced that she's running for Senate,
and I already covered earlier in the show. She's not
going to win. She knows she's not going to win.
This is about building her brand and everything else, and
of course she will. But I didn't play for you
her first ad. Now I'm going to let it play,
and I want to just the visuals of it. I
want to set up for you. Maybe you're thinking, well,
I can't see it. It doesn't matter. There's nothing visually
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to it. The only thing visual in the ad, and
you go look at it in social media if you want.
The only thing visual to it is it's Jasmine Crockett
standing there. It's a video, so she's blinking, but she's
not saying anything. She's just standing there looking away from
the camera. And then at the end, you know, for effect,
she turns and looks at the camera and smiles. This
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is the official It's on her YouTube page. Go look
it up. This is the official Jasmine Crockett ad, her
first ad running for Senate, and honestly, it's brilliant. How
about this new one? They have their new star, Crockett.
How about her?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
She's a new star of the Democrat Party, Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
They're in big trouble, but you have this woman Crockett.
She's a very low IQ person.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I watched her speak the other day.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
She's definitely a low IQ person. Crocket. Oh man, oh man,
she's a very low IQ person.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Somebody said the other day she's one of the leaders
of the party.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I said, you gotta be kidding. Now, they're going to
rely on Crockett's going to bring them big. That was
the whole ad. She doesn't say a word. Why is
it brilliant. Well, remember she's not the Democrat nominee yet, right,
And remember what the number one issue by a mile
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is for Democrats in this country. Every single poll shows
the exact same thing. The number one issue is not taxes, affordability, border, abortion,
any other of the issues. The number one issue for
Democrats in this country is stopping Donald Trump. That's a
brilliant ad because Jasmine Crockett is trying to make herself
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Trump's number one public enemy, thus guaranteeing she gets the nomination.
Can make fun of her. I mean, we're always going
to make fun of her. Still brilliant strategy. She knows
what I just said is true. It proves it to you,
all right, Thank truth attitude. Jesse Kelly. It is the
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Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.
On a wonderful, wonderful Monday, we had met aal of
honor Monday. Talked about some heavy stuff, some light stuff
in the first hour. Remember you can email us Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Strap yourself in for some history.
Tomorrow probably gonna be a history heavy week because Rodesh
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is going to take a while. I wanted to answer
a question Jewish producer Chris had during the break as
we were talking about Jasmine Crockett, and I played for
you her first ad in the Senate, and then I
explained why. Remember, every poll shows a Democrat's number one issue,
there's not even a close second. Is stopping Donald Trump.
They don't even know what that means, but they have
been so brainwashed, so propagandized that they believe stopping Trump
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should be the number one thing. So why has Gavin
Newsom been out there telling everybody that Trump's going to
cancel the twenty twenty eight election. He knows that's not true,
he knows Trump's not running again, he knows it's going
to be an election. Well, he's trying to make himself
Donald Trump's number one enemy. JB. Pritzker waddles up to
the microphone all the time. Now you never heard from JB.
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Pritzker before, always in the microphone now talking about how
I'm gonna fight Trump and fight Trump. I'll fight Trump. Why.
Also wants to waddle into the White House. So he
tries to bet Donald Trump's enemy. Jasmine Crockett decides she's
gonna run for Senates just to build her brand. She
knows she's not going to win. She rolls out her
first video. It's on her YouTube page here it is.
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How about this new one? They have their new star, Crockett.
How about her?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
She's a new star of the Democrat Party, Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
They're in big trouble, but you have this woman Crockett.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
She's a very low IQ person. I watched her to
speak the other day.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
She's definitely a low IQ person. Crockett. Oh man, oh man,
She's a very low IT person.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Somebody said the other day she's one of the leaders
of the party.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I said, you gotta be kidding. Now, they're going to
rely on Crockett's gonna bring them big Jewish producer Chris
asked during the break, but Trump's very popular in Texas.
That doesn't appeal to the middle of the road voters. Why
would you bother? Well, you one have to win a
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primary before you can win a general election. And in
order to win a primary, you have to do the
thing that appeals most to the primary voter of your party.
In the GOP, that would probably be in general deporting illegals.
If you are the candidate in the race whose hardest
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on illegal immigration. You have a good shot at winning
a GOP primary in the Democrats. We already said gotta
fight Trump the hardiest. That's one two. Remember this, Jasmine
Crockett may be a very stupid person. I mean, we
can text the people, but Jasmin Crockett also can read
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poll numbers. She's going to get blown out by six
points eight points, so it's going to be somewhere in there,
possibly ten, depending on how the race goes. She's going
to get blown out. This is not a race. So
Jasmine Crockett can win a seat in the United States Senate.
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If that happens to happen because lightning strikes to the
Republican candidate, then so be it. This is a raise
your brand race. She's going to suck up seventy eighty
million dollars of Democrat money, which we should be happy
about because that's money and they're not spending somewhere else.
She's going to suck up tens of millions of dollars
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of Democrat money. Her brand will be as big as
her rear end by the time the thing is done,
her book deals will get bigger. She'll be set up
for a twenty twenty eight presidential run that will raise
her brand even more. And look, there are already some Democrats.
I saw a couple communist journalists come out earlier today
and say this is terrible for the party nationally, this
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is terrible for Democrats nationally, And of course they're right.
The television, social media is going to now be flooded
with the endless Jasmine Crockett says something terrible in racist videos.
There are endless videos out there of her just trashing
white people openly, because that's what sells in the ghetto.
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But that doesn't sell even statewide most places. It'll be
terrible for the Democrat Party. She will play into every
stereotype Democrats are currently trying to stifle. Yes, it's true,
it's terrible for the Democrat Party. But do you think
Jasmine Crockett cares about the party? Has she struck you
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as somebody who's concerned about the brand. She's concerned about
her and it's going to help her. Remember, also, archaeologists
find an ancient shipwreck off the Egypt's Alexandria. I don't
even have anything to say about this other than in
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another life, to live someone else's life, right, I have
a great life I love my life. In another life,
I would have been a shipwreck diver. And I don't
know if that's that's probably not officially what they call
those people. But in another life, I would have been
one of these scuba scuba guys. Why are you shaking
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your head, Chris? I want to go down. It's not
that I'm too tall. You can't be too tall. What
am I gonna be too tall for the ocean? I
want to go down under the water. And I want
to swim into a shipwreck one time in my life.
And I know, I know it sounds sick. I want
to see a shark. I want a shark to swim
out of it. Not a big one, Chris, Not a
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great white something else smash look not so it's not
a small shark, all right, A reasonably sized shark one
I feel like I can take if I have to.
I want to swim down in a shipwreck. And and
I know this is bad, forgive me, lord. I want
to see a skeleton. I want some old skeleton to
be in there that surprises me as it falls down
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out of it, and I'll have a sidekick who gets
freaked out that it would be you, Chris, and I'll
have to calm you down under the water. I've pictured.
I've pictured this whole scenario, and I feel like I
can do this. And if Chris won't do it, then
I'll go to ZipRecruiter and I will find somebody who is.
I'm sure ZipRecruiter probably has a category for that two
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on ice officers are up twelve hundred percent. They're under attack.
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Come on, as if there's ever been a lab leak
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that ended up getting everybody sick. Trump pardons, stadium developer
charged in tech this arena bid rigging case. There are
a lot of very ugly pardons coming out of the
Trump White House right now. They should probably rein that in.
The poll shows broad backing for stronger military action against
Narco terrorists as strikes escalate. There's one thing to say,
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you like boats blown up, people will feel differently if
the boots hit the ground. All right, tomorrow, we're gonna
have fun and we're gonna do history. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday. It's been a
medal of Honor Monday. And we're going to get to
our police chiefs and kind of the communist system and
how exactly it works. We'll talk about living paycheck to paycheck,
people in Congress retiring. I'll get to some more emails now.
(00:38):
A while ago, a couple weeks ago, I shouldn't say
a while. A couple weeks ago. PJ Media printed an
article saying America has a police chief problem, and they
were referring to the Minneapolis police chief, but this could
apply and would apply to police chiefs all over the
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United States of America. We have openly mocked on this
show Cincinnati's police chiefs. After those two white people were beaten.
She got on the news member and she lectured everybody
for posting about it on social media. But again, it's
not her. It's not just her. It's all over the country.
Police chief here, police chief there, in a major city.
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One of the breaking things that's happening today is the
police chief of Washington, d C. Her name is Pamela Smith.
She resigned today. Why did she resign today, Well, that's
kind of the point of all this. She resigned today
because there's currently an investigation going on into her department.
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Now the Trump administration. Remember that the United States government,
the federal government, actually has control over Washington d C.
It's not its own independent thing. It doesn't get to
do that. We run it. The United States government run that,
I should say, so unlike other areas, the United States
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government they have access to all the books in the
Washington DC Police Department because of the separation of powers
and because of how our laws work in this country.
If you're safe, for instance, Chicago, then you have the
authority in some ways to essentially stiff arm the federal
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government when they say, hey, we think you're lying about
the homicide numbers, open up your books, give me all
your numbers. Well, justifiably so Chicago can say, go pound
sand there are numbers. You don't run Chicago in Washington,
d C. Because of the different legal situation therein they
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don't have that luxury. Now here's what's been going on
in the United States of America and why it's been
going on. It's been going on a crime has been
going up. Violent crime has been going up, and you know,
of course the why we talked about it many times.
Communists want more violent crime. It destabilizes society, It helps
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them achieve more power, and they have put into place
das police chiefs and judges that will ensure these violent
scumbag repeat offenders will be set loose from jail so
they can go rape and murder more people. You already
know all this, but remember what we talked about earlier.
Communists lie about everything all the time, and they have
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to because it keeps your liberal at Peggy in a
world of make believe. So if you're a police chief,
a da a judge, any kind of communist, and you've
just set the serial rapists loose from jail and he
rapes and murders a fifty year old woman as she's
jogging in the park, well, now's a good time to
start lying about what you did and why you did it.
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One of the easiest ways to lie is about the
crime statistics. After Saint George Floyd died, for the communists
who wanted to open the jails, it was their super Bowl.
It was the greatest moment of their lives. And so
they set about to get all these DA's elected, to
open up the jails, to destroy the big city police departments.
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And they did. They were very successful. And since then,
everybody who's spent any time in a big city knows
violent crime has gone through the roof. Robbery, rape, murder,
violent crime has gone through the roof in these big cities.
Everybody knows it. Well, that's kind of a problem, isn't it.
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That's kind of a problem when you're trying to lie
about all that. So how did the big cities choose
to handle it? Well, we get our national crime statistics
in this country from the FBI. Remember that the numbers
are turned in different areas, different states, different cities. They
turn in the numbers to the FBI, and the FBI
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then puts out a national report. Hey there were ten
percent fewer auto thefts, so that they make a national
report on it. The big blue cities opened up the jails,
destroyed the police department, elected sorosda's, They just didn't turn
in the numbers. When your liberal ant Pagy starts screaming
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and spitting into the fruit punch at the Christmas party
this year, that violent crime is going down, she probably
genuinely doesn't know that the murder capitals of the country
refuse to turn their numbers over to the FBI. They
just said, no, we don't have any. And so when
Democrats get up and say violent crime is down, violent
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crime is down, they're telling a lie, and they know
they're telling a lie, and they say the lie because
your liberal ant Pagy is so stupid that she'll believe it.
But there's another part of this, you see, it's not
just DA's, it's not just judges. In order to implement
this open jail, pro rape, pro murder system, you have
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got to have the police department at some level in
your pocket. Well, that can be very difficult when it
comes to the street guys, because what kind of guys
want to be cops. Generally, the kind of guys want
to be cops are the crime fighting types, the type
A male personalities. They want to kick in the door
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and bash a drug dealer's face through the wall. They
want to save a woman, they want to they want
to charge into a fire. They're you know, the hurt
the hero types. That's the types they are. So it
can be difficult to get the street cops on your side.
But you know who you can get on your side,
the police chief, Because the police chief in a big
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city is appointed by the mayor. The police chief also
can pass down policies, can pass down discipline, can promote
this communist and make sure this actual crime fighter doesn't
get promoted. There's so much power that comes with the
office of police chief, including the crime data. Who is
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going to be the one ultimately in charge of collecting
or not collecting the crime data in any jurisdiction, it's
going to be the chief of police. In Washington, d C.
They just had Pamela A. Smith resign and we all
know why she resigned, at least we think we know
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she resigned because they can't cover up the books in Washington,
d C. There's already been articles printed with people coming
forward talking about how the police leadership in Washington, d C.
Would purposely edit out violent crime, they would reduce the charges,
they would do everything in their power to make it
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appear like violent crime was going down, which helps continue
the communist talking points. Pamela Smith likely resigned in ordered
to try and avoid scrutiny for what she did. Now
that's Washington, DC. That doesn't apply to you. You don't care.
What's important to understand is this is taking place in
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almost every major city across the United States of America,
and we don't get to know about it because they're
lying about the data. What do you think that police
chief in Cincinnati is doing with every crime committed by
a black person in her city? What do you think
the chief of police in Seattle, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, New
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York City, Chicago? But what do you think these police
chiefs have been ordered to do? The communist leadership? And
that brings me to the final point, and it's something
you should maybe pay attention to. Certainly if you live
in a big city. These police chiefs, you like to
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imagine that they started out on The police chief in
New York City, started out on the streets and worked
his way up through the NYPD. Sometimes that's case, but
oftentimes there is a police chief carousel, if you will,
where you will leave being police chief of Houston, and
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you'll go get hired on to be police chief of
LA and then you'll leave there and you'll go be
the police chief of Seattle. There's this small cabal of
communist foot soldier police chiefs bouncing from city to city
to city to city across the United States of America,
because they are loyal Communist foot soldiers interested in continuing
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their six figure paychecks while they hide violent crime, they
themselves are helping get out of control. That is what
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different than it ever was here on a wonderful Monday night.
Remember you can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
So before I get back to the politics and the
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emails and everything else, I just saw this story and
I wanted to talk to you about something. Maybe it
applies to you, maybe it doesn't, but forty percent of
workers making three hundred thousand k plus say they live
paycheck to paycheck. Now, I am not here to be
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your financial advisor, certainly not your dad, not your uncle,
not your grandpa. But you don't need as much stuff
as you have. I don't need as much stuff as
I have. The reason people of all wages and all ages, Hey, Chris,
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that rhyme. The reason people get themselves caught up like
this is because you are comparing your life to people
around you. Now, that can be easy when you tell
somebody don't compare your life to someone on social media.
You know she's always posting your fancy vacation photos and
(12:59):
stuff like that. But you know when that gets difficult
when it's your brother. He has a nicer car than
you do. You're you're driving, You're driving a nineteen ninety
eight Honda Accord. He just pulled up to Christmas in
a brand new Ford F two point fifty, and you
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feel like a loser. You feel less successful when it's
when it's your neighbor, when it's one of your best friends,
when he's richer and more successful, and she's prettier and
she's skinnier. This is why people get massive amounts of
credit card debt. I found out in church yesterday. I
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didn't even know the number. The average American average has
six thousand dollars in credit card debt. Six thousand dollars.
You should have no credit card debt unless you're in
a situation where you had to. I realize that happens
to people. You're trying to good bye a month to
month you lost your job, So don't email me intell
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but about this. You understand what I'm saying. On average,
you should never be paying twenty thirty percent to a
credit card company ever, even one time. Ever, this happens
because we're all susceptible to this. You compare your life
to someone else, and usually it's someone close to you.
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Don't do that. He has more kids than I do,
he's a their house is bigger. They just put in
a pool. And don't think that it's just for people
like you, whatever your income bracket is. It's for people
poorer than you. It's for people richer than you. Forty
percent of people who make three hundred k a year,
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that is huge money. If you're smart with three hundred
k a year, Honestly, you're retiring in your forties if
you want, depending on how long you've made it, definitely
in your fifties and probably retiring comfortably if you're living
within your means instead forty percent living paycheck to paycheck.
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I brought this up because it's Christmas season, and we
also do this when it comes to gifts. I know
women put an unbelievable amount of pressure on themselves when
it comes to Christmas season. I know because I see
my wife do it. Not with the price of the gifts,
but for her, know, every neighbor has to get something.
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She feels she's one of those people. She wants to
make sure everyone in our lives is taken care of it.
And I appreciate that because I don't have to do
any Christmas shopping at all, But for her it's no,
we have to get that, and the teachers all have
to get something, and this guy has to get something.
For women, it can become a very stressful time, and
if you're not careful, you can bury yourself financially. I
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promise you. I promise you this. Jesus did not come
to Earth so you could rack up debt during the
month of December. A five dollars gift card is just fine.
A card is just fine. Maybe you don't have any
money this year. A card they sell them in balk
I'm sure you could get I'm sure Chris has a
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deal on him somewhere. I'm sure you could get fifty
of him for five bucks or something like that on
Amazon or somewhere. Don't put too much pressure on yourself
to keep up with the Joneses. Yeah, that's a good point, Chris,
Lean years and fat years. Maybe it's a lean year
for you. Don't put too much pressure on yourself to
buy a present for everybody in your life, and then
mechanic has to get something. We have to give something
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for the garbage guy, my dentists to have to drop
the don't do that to yourself. I hate I hate
these stories of people who find themselves buried in debt
and it's such a stressful time. And maybe this is
speaking to you right now. Maybe you've done it to yourself.
You should also know you can get out of it.
People take time. I've seen it happen many times before,
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where people will bury themselves in debt. They blew up
their credit score, they're behind on this, that don't have that.
But they decide to start trimming some things out of
their lives. They decide they're going to eat out less.
Everybody doesn't need a fifty dollars Christmas gift this year.
We're gonna do less, buy less, And they just start
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chop it away at the bills, little by little, won't
happen in a month, won't happen in a year, little
more here, little more there, little more there, And finally
wake up one day and they're debt free. And you
talk to anybody who's been buried in debt and then
they get debt free. It's like a weight of a
thousand pounds just got lifted off their shoulders. It's like
Jasmine Crockett was up there getting a piggyback ride and
(17:45):
you just lifted her off your shoulders, and now you
just feel so light, light as a feather. What, Chris,
I'm excited. I'm excited about the Jasmine Crocket run. I
didn't even play it earlier. Chris. Did you know that
she already has her first ad out for Senate? Oh?
She does. Oh, I'm playing it for you next. I'm sorry.
I'm really excited. And also remember, speaking of sound financial decisions,
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No one's ever said that because it lasts the Bonker's
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Jesse Kelly returns. Next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Fantastic Monday. If you miss any part of
the show, you can download at Iheartspotify iTunes. Before I
get to Jasmine Crockett, I have to say something. I
have to get something off my chest. I lost my
temper a little bit earlier today. I'm just gonna tell
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you why. Maybe it will apply to you, maybe it
will not. So you are aware that we don't do
a lot of interviews on the show. I'd say two
or three a week probably TV it's different and when
I do TV, just the way it's structured, I do
more interviews, But for radio, I just don't like interviews.
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I don't claim to be a good interviewer either. I
really don't know whether I'm good or bad at it.
I don't know. But I will say this, if you
are considering possibly starting a podcast, maybe you have one.
Maybe you are a radio host who listens to this show.
Maybe maybe that's the case. Let me clarify something. When
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you have a guest on, the audience has already heard
you and your thoughts. The point of having a guest
on is to give them a different perspective than yours,
a different flavor. Who are the regular guests we have
(20:43):
on this show?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
B kay?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
He has a different take on things, different life experiences
than I do. So when he talks, what do I do?
I shut up? When we have Carol Roth on the show,
you know she's a former investment banker and does all
the stuff about interest rates and banking and things like that.
And when Carol Roth talks, what do I do? I
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shut up? I shut up and listen. I actually the
reason I'm raising my voice. I cannot believe I did this.
I was I embarrassed myself. I was in my car
by myself today on the way to work, and I'm
embarrassed at my behavior. I got embarrassed when I did it.
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I shouted audibly in my car by myself, shut up.
Why I am not going to tell you the podcast.
It's nothing political. You know, I don't listen to political shows.
But I was. I'm doing some research on something and
I found this podcast. I'd never heard it before. Sure,
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the guy who hosts it is a wonderful guy, but
he had an insanely interesting guest on who was discussing
super interesting things. I swear to you, I almost thought
it was intentional. After about ten minutes, right when the
interesting guest was starting to expand on his insanely interesting point,
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the host would interrupt the guest and then start talking
about his own life, in his own experiences, and oh, yeah,
that's right. And I used to do the same, right
when the guest was almost there. If you already interview
people for a living, or maybe you think you will
(22:31):
one day, I cannot stress this point enough. Everything doesn't
have to be about you. You will have your say,
shut up and let them talk. Let people get out
complete sentences, complete thoughts. You don't have to be in
(22:53):
a race to get your own opinions in there. There
will be time I swear it's your show anyway before after,
maybe even after the other person completes their point. Shut
up when people are talking what Chris Chris said, it
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really got to me. It was like twelve hours ago,
all right. So I'm going to give you a little
bit more information on what I'm talking about the podcast
I'm talking about, and I'm trying to be super super
careful so I do not call out the host of
this podcast, who really did sound like a good guy.
So I'm going to be very very careful. You remember
(23:38):
I told you that tomorrow I'm doing a podcast on
the Rhodesian Bush War, Right, Remember I told you that,
And it's it's insanely fascinating. The Bushwar itself and the
Rhodesian military, not to give too much away, was crazy good.
It was almost almost like a spark and like society
(24:01):
where it was so military focus for reasons I'll get
into tomorrow. But they had elite units. Elite units think
about them like Navy seals, green berets, and I mean
guys that went on to train Navy seals in green
berets and stuff. Some of the baddest dudes on the planet.
The podcast I was listening to had one of these
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guys on because I'm trying to make sure I get
better points and better stories for the show and whatnot.
And here I am listening to this former Rhodesian essentially
special operator. He's a BK version of it, talking about
everything under the sun of a crap I want to
learn and fascinating. And the host as this guy he
(24:48):
get two or three sentences in, would interrupt him when
he's trying to tell stories about things. I honestly, I
am still so frustrated by it. Another reason it's getting
to me is not just what happened today. I hear
it all the time. I don't understand it completely. Maybe you,
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Maybe you, because you probably listen more than I listen,
maybe you will understand why hosts do this. I have
a three hour radio show. In fact, I have a
TV show. I have four hours a day to say
whatever I want. The last thing it would occur to
me to do would be interrupt somebody I have on.
Otherwise why would I have them on? I could just
(25:32):
say whatever I want to say right now, and I'll
be just fine that nobody will interrupt me. It's my show.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Chris doesn't even have a freaking microphone. There's nobody here
to interrupt me. It can't possibly happen, so it would
never occur to me to do so shut up and
let people talk. Everything doesn't have to be about you.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I promise, if you've gone thirty seconds without talking, you
won't die. I swear, it's all I wanted completely, didn't
mean to burn up the whole segment, just wanted to
get that off my chest now, as promised, I forgot
to play this for you earlier, forgot we even had it.
But I told you that Jasmine Crockett, you know, the
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racist congresswoman from Texas, announced that she's running for Senate,
and I already covered earlier in the show. She's not
going to win. She knows she's not going to win.
This is about building her brand and everything else, and
of course she will. But I didn't play for you
her first ad. Now I'm going to let it play,
and I want to just the visuals of it. I
want to set up for you. Maybe you're thinking, well,
I can't see it. It doesn't matter. There's nothing visually
(26:38):
to it. The only thing visual in the ad, and
you go look at it in social media if you want.
The only thing visual to it is it's Jasmine Crockett
standing there. It's a video, so she's blinking, but she's
not saying anything. She's just standing there looking away from
the camera. And then at the end, you know, for effect,
she turns and looks at the camera and smiles. This
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is the official It's on her YouTube page. Go look
it up. This is the official Jasmine Crockett ad, her
first ad running for Senate, and honestly, it's brilliant. How
about this new one? They have their new star, Crockett.
How about her?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
She's a new star of the Democrat Party, Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
They're in big trouble, but you have this woman Crockett.
She's a very low IQ person.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I watched her speak the other day.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
She's definitely a low IQ person. Crocket. Oh man, oh man,
she's a very low IQ person.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Somebody said the other day she's one of the leaders
of the party.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I said, you gotta be kidding. Now, they're going to
rely on Crockett's going to bring them big. That was
the whole ad. She doesn't say a word. Why is
it brilliant. Well, remember she's not the Democrat nominee yet, right,
And remember what the number one issue by a mile
(27:58):
is for Democrats in this country. Every single poll shows
the exact same thing. The number one issue is not taxes, affordability, border, abortion,
any other of the issues. The number one issue for
Democrats in this country is stopping Donald Trump. That's a
brilliant ad because Jasmine Crockett is trying to make herself
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Trump's number one public enemy, thus guaranteeing she gets the nomination.
Can make fun of her. I mean, we're always going
to make fun of her. Still brilliant strategy. She knows
what I just said is true. It proves it to you,
all right, Thank truth attitude. Jesse Kelly. It is the
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Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.
On a wonderful, wonderful Monday, we had met aal of
honor Monday. Talked about some heavy stuff, some light stuff
in the first hour. Remember you can email us Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Strap yourself in for some history.
Tomorrow probably gonna be a history heavy week because Rodesh
(29:13):
is going to take a while. I wanted to answer
a question Jewish producer Chris had during the break as
we were talking about Jasmine Crockett, and I played for
you her first ad in the Senate, and then I
explained why. Remember, every poll shows a Democrat's number one issue,
there's not even a close second. Is stopping Donald Trump.
They don't even know what that means, but they have
been so brainwashed, so propagandized that they believe stopping Trump
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should be the number one thing. So why has Gavin
Newsom been out there telling everybody that Trump's going to
cancel the twenty twenty eight election. He knows that's not true,
he knows Trump's not running again, he knows it's going
to be an election. Well, he's trying to make himself
Donald Trump's number one enemy. JB. Pritzker waddles up to
the microphone all the time. Now you never heard from JB.
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Pritzker before, always in the microphone now talking about how
I'm gonna fight Trump and fight Trump. I'll fight Trump. Why.
Also wants to waddle into the White House. So he
tries to bet Donald Trump's enemy. Jasmine Crockett decides she's
gonna run for Senates just to build her brand. She
knows she's not going to win. She rolls out her
first video. It's on her YouTube page here it is.
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How about this new one? They have their new star, Crockett.
How about her?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
She's a new star of the Democrat Party, Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
They're in big trouble, but you have this woman Crockett.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
She's a very low IQ person. I watched her to
speak the other day.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
She's definitely a low IQ person. Crockett. Oh man, oh man,
She's a very low IT person.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Somebody said the other day she's one of the leaders
of the party.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I said, you gotta be kidding. Now, they're going to
rely on Crockett's gonna bring them big Jewish producer Chris
asked during the break, but Trump's very popular in Texas.
That doesn't appeal to the middle of the road voters. Why
would you bother? Well, you one have to win a
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primary before you can win a general election. And in
order to win a primary, you have to do the
thing that appeals most to the primary voter of your party.
In the GOP, that would probably be in general deporting illegals.
If you are the candidate in the race whose hardest
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on illegal immigration. You have a good shot at winning
a GOP primary in the Democrats. We already said gotta
fight Trump the hardiest. That's one two. Remember this, Jasmine
Crockett may be a very stupid person. I mean, we
can text the people, but Jasmin Crockett also can read
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poll numbers. She's going to get blown out by six
points eight points, so it's going to be somewhere in there,
possibly ten, depending on how the race goes. She's going
to get blown out. This is not a race. So
Jasmine Crockett can win a seat in the United States Senate.
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If that happens to happen because lightning strikes to the
Republican candidate, then so be it. This is a raise
your brand race. She's going to suck up seventy eighty
million dollars of Democrat money, which we should be happy
about because that's money and they're not spending somewhere else.
She's going to suck up tens of millions of dollars
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of Democrat money. Her brand will be as big as
her rear end by the time the thing is done,
her book deals will get bigger. She'll be set up
for a twenty twenty eight presidential run that will raise
her brand even more. And look, there are already some Democrats.
I saw a couple communist journalists come out earlier today
and say this is terrible for the party nationally, this
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is terrible for Democrats nationally, And of course they're right.
The television, social media is going to now be flooded
with the endless Jasmine Crockett says something terrible in racist videos.
There are endless videos out there of her just trashing
white people openly, because that's what sells in the ghetto.
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But that doesn't sell even statewide most places. It'll be
terrible for the Democrat Party. She will play into every
stereotype Democrats are currently trying to stifle. Yes, it's true,
it's terrible for the Democrat Party. But do you think
Jasmine Crockett cares about the party? Has she struck you
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as somebody who's concerned about the brand. She's concerned about
her and it's going to help her. Remember, also, archaeologists
find an ancient shipwreck off the Egypt's Alexandria. I don't
even have anything to say about this other than in
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another life, to live someone else's life, right, I have
a great life I love my life. In another life,
I would have been a shipwreck diver. And I don't
know if that's that's probably not officially what they call
those people. But in another life, I would have been
one of these scuba scuba guys. Why are you shaking
(34:19):
your head, Chris? I want to go down. It's not
that I'm too tall. You can't be too tall. What
am I gonna be too tall for the ocean? I
want to go down under the water. And I want
to swim into a shipwreck one time in my life.
And I know, I know it sounds sick. I want
to see a shark. I want a shark to swim
out of it. Not a big one, Chris, Not a
(34:41):
great white something else smash look not so it's not
a small shark, all right, A reasonably sized shark one
I feel like I can take if I have to.
I want to swim down in a shipwreck. And and
I know this is bad, forgive me, lord. I want
to see a skeleton. I want some old skeleton to
be in there that surprises me as it falls down
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out of it, and I'll have a sidekick who gets
freaked out that it would be you, Chris, and I'll
have to calm you down under the water. I've pictured.
I've pictured this whole scenario, and I feel like I
can do this. And if Chris won't do it, then
I'll go to ZipRecruiter and I will find somebody who is.
I'm sure ZipRecruiter probably has a category for that two
(35:25):
Jesse Kelly's shipwreck sidekick. That may not be something specific
they have, but they would probably create it. After all,
they've helped every other employer in the country. ZipRecruiter makes
hiring people easy. Finding that next right person is fast
with ZipRecruiter. In speed is what matters. Every employer listening
(35:46):
knows exactly what I'm talking about. It's so freaking painful
and time consuming with all the turds who are out
there now, why don't you let ZipRecruiter make it easy.
They practically spoon feed you the best candidates immediately, and
you can try for free. ZipRecruiter dot com slash jesse
lets you try it for free. They're not there to
yank you around, They're there to make it easy. ZipRecruiter
(36:10):
dot com slash jesse. Whether you're looking for a temporary employee,
somebody big to make your twenty twenty six amazing or
a scuba diving sidekick, ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jess And
now here's a headline by go you know, you know
the thing. Headlines We didn't get to home and threats
(36:33):
on ice officers are up twelve hundred percent. They're under attack.
He says, it is a miracle. Nobody has hurt one
very badly so far. Please continue to cover these people
in your prayers. They need it. Spain is not rolling
out a lab leak as a cause of swine fever outbreak.
Come on, as if there's ever been a lab leak
(36:54):
that ended up getting everybody sick. Trump pardons, stadium developer
charged in tech this arena bid rigging case. There are
a lot of very ugly pardons coming out of the
Trump White House right now. They should probably rein that in.
The poll shows broad backing for stronger military action against
Narco terrorists as strikes escalate. There's one thing to say,
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you like boats blown up, people will feel differently if
the boots hit the ground. All right, tomorrow, we're gonna
have fun and we're gonna do history. That's all
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