May 7, 2026 • 33 mins
Everyone talks about the racial tensions but no one seems to talk about the cause. Life or death at the ballpark. The RINOs in the GOP are upset they are getting the boot from the primary voter. Getting into legal trouble.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Shows, The Jesse Kelly Show.
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing Thursday.
We're going to talk about generalized victim campaigns. I don't
trust them, I don't like them. Get to that in
just a moment. The establishment swampy GOP types are still
(00:33):
salty about Indiana. We'll touch on that communist plans. I
made a split second decision, and I'm not sure if
I did the right thing. All that and so much
more coming up in the final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show. Now, I'm going to talk about victim campaigns.
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Victim campaigns campaign meaning you see a constant drum beat
that this particular group of people, whoever it may be,
that they are victims of something. Now let's talk about
that victims of something. People certainly are victims of things.
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Maybe you are a victim or have been a victim
of things in the past. I got that. But if
there is a victim, what else is there? If you're
a victim, isn't there a perpetrator? Isn't there a bad guy? Somebody?
Somebody did the victimizing? Right, You're not a victim of
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a ghost You're not a victim of that, right, Somebody
with the name, a face, a religion, and ethnicity, of
the nationality of whatever. Somebody did the victimize it. I
think you would agree. Okay, So I've noticed some things
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in the past about victim campaigns. They so often are generalized.
And when I say generalized, this is what I mean.
We are being victimized over and over and over again.
That's what they're saying. We are being victimized, and oftentimes
that is true. By the way, Okay, who's doing that?
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Just stop victimizing us? Well, hold on, everybody's not victimizing you.
Surely it's one particular guy, or one particular group or something.
If I'm assuming the generalized victim campaign means, I'm assuming
that means you want it to stop and you want
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people held to account. What other reason would there be
you want it to stop and you want people held
to account. Well, in order to hold people to account,
in order to get it to stop, we have to
know who did it, who's doing it. Let me give
you an example. This is some years ago on the show.
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If you've been listened for a while, you remember this.
In New York City, they were going through this thing
where I don't know if you've ever heard of the
Black Hebrew Israelites. It's some radicalized group, it doesn't matter,
they hate Jews. Whatever. The Black Hebrew Israelites and some
black men in New York City. They were beaten up
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on Jews and attacking Jews. Remember that dude went into
some I think it was a Jewish daycare or something
with a machete. Maybe it was a synagogue. It was
a terrible, terrible story. This was happening over and over
and over again, and I wanted to talk about it.
I love the I don't love these I like to
talk about these divisions intentions because I think when you
talk about things and work your way through it, that's
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how you get to the bottom of things, and that's
how you make them stop. I don't want anybody had
tacked with a machete, right, And so I kept reaching out.
I kept reaching out to every Black friend I had
and every Jewish friend I had, and I kept can
you give me some background? Is what's these racial tensions?
Where do they start? What are these tensions where they start?
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What's the result? Okay? I just wanted information. I could
not find anybody who wanted to talk about who was
actually doing it. Everybody wanted to talk about, well, I'm
a victim of this and this happened to me, and
I'm like, yeah, I got that, but who's doing it? Well,
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I mean, I don't know. I don't know. One guy,
what are my Jewish friends? He passed me off to
another friend. I asked him. He passed me off to
his rabbi. But I'm not really sure. Hang on talking
about well, what do you mean do you want it
to stop? Why are you not talking? I remember this one,
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remember the Stop Asian Hate campaign? Stop Asian Hate in
case you don't remember, out in California. This took place
really mainly in San Francisco. Young violent black men were
constantly assaulting viciously Asian people, oftentimes Asian old people, Asian women,
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and we knew exactly who was doing it because it
was done on camera. You can go watch these videos.
I remember there was one terrible, terrible story, young black
dude just plows through this old Asian dude and the
old Asian dude died from the whole thing was terrible, terrible,
terrible thing. And immediately we got a quote stop Asian
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Hate campaign and you could go read article after article
after article about it, and nowhere in the article does
it describe, well, who's hitting the Asians? Is it the
Puerto Ricans, the Catholics, Chris, is it the Jews? Is
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it Canadians? If somebody is beating on Asians and you
want it to stop, well, I think we should name
who's doing it. One more example, the Epstein survivors. It's
very obvious that a lot of women were victimized by
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Jeffrey Epstein. We also have this group of women who
alleged that they were victimized by Epstein and men around
Jeffrey Epstein. You probably know their names by now. I
think there's a press conference every other day where these
women are crying out for justice and talking about it.
So obviously they're fine with talking about it whenever anybody asks, Okay,
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well who did it? Nothing. I don't trust it. I'm sorry,
I don't trust it. I'm looking at an article. I
read an article yesterday's from Axios. Assaults on US Jews
reaches a forty six year high. Now, I think that's
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freaking terrible. Jews are being assaulted all over the country.
That's not the kind of country we want to be,
is it? I think that's an awful thing. So I
clicked on it. I'm going to read through this article.
Let's find out who's attacking the Jews. And I got
statistic after statistic after statistic about the Jews were assaulted here,
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and there was an incident here, and a swastika there,
and this and that, and I got clear to the
end of the article not a single description of the
people doing the attacking. Do we want it to stop?
I'm assuming that is the goal. I would like it
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to stop. Wouldn't you like it to soop? You can't
make it stop without naming who's doing it. So if look,
I don't know what the circumstances are in all the
places this is taking place. If this is taking place
on a college campus and a bunch of young communists
or assaulting Jews, then I'll believe you want it to stop.
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When I read in the article that it's young communists
assaulting Jews. If this is a bunch of Muslims somewhere,
maybe in New York City, and Muslims are assaulting Jews,
that's terrible. Write it down in the article young Muslims
are assaulting Jews. I don't want any more generalized victim
campaigns because they serve no purpose whatsoever. Be bold enough
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to name it. That's the only way to actually make
it stop. But what people want, what people want it
drives me crazy, is they want to have their cake
and eat it too. They want everybody to know we
are being assaulted, you are being victimized, But they also
want to be nice. We're being assaulted, we're being victimized
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great by who? Well? I mean, we don't want to come.
We don't want to label people. I don't know that
we can do that it. Hey, look, if it's young
Catholic men assaulting Asians, I want to know, then maybe
we can dig into the problem and talk to the
Catholic church and figure out the who's who and what's what.
If that's who's doing it, we should label it and
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talk about it. When people don't, it makes me suspicious
and I don't like it. I don't like it at all.
You solve problems by confronting it. If there is a victim,
there is a perpetrator. I want to know who the
perpetrators are so we can name them, dig into it,
find the source of it, and work it out there.
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The GOP defeats itself in Indiana. This is an article
from Carl Rove in the Wall Street Journal. I don't
even think I'm gonna go into it. It just makes
me smile that these old, corrupt, swampy types got their
doors blown off. And it brings it home. How long
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has Karl Rove been a power player in politics? It
brings it home how long the GOP has been the
controlled opposition in this country, and how angry they are
that the GOP primary voter is changing that. That is
a wonderful thing. Now we're going to visit an old friend.
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Before we visit an old friend, I have to tell
you about a split decision. I made life or death,
and I don't know whether or not I chose. Well,
we'll be back.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. As
we near the end of this week, remember you can
email me or ask doctor Jesse questions to Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'll get to some of those
and some other political things in a moment. But I
have to tell you about a split second decision I
(11:16):
made life or death, not sure if I picked the
right one last week, I think this was likely. Yeah,
last week, long story. My in laws were in town. No,
this wasn't. This is Monday, Monday. My in laws were
in town. They had wanted to go see an Astros game.
(11:39):
They ended up deciding to leave town early. I of course,
tried to sell the Astros tickets that we had, could
not get a bite on it. I didn't want to
give them away. It felt wasteful. So aubreaches out and
she says, hey, when you're done with your show, why
don't we just book it up there and watch a
few innings of baseball. Okay, I don't have anything else
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going on on a Monday night. It's just me and her,
my little date date night, catch a few innings. Take
off head of the Astros game. We are seated. It's
upper decks, but it's kind of by home plate behind
home plate, upper decks or I don't want to act
like I got the worst tickets in the place, but
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we're sitting up high behind home plate right that is
a prime place to have foul balls which are fouled
off come up over the net. They're always landing in
the upper decks. Behind somewhere behind home plate. It's a
good place to get a foul ball, all right. I'm
(12:45):
not huge on catching a ball, meaning having some kind
of a souvenir. I don't even know what I would
do with it. I'm not a huge souvenir guy, but
I wouldn't mind having a ball. The boys weren't there
taking home. Give it to one of the boys something. Hey,
it's something foul. This off whatever. Bob goes to the
bathroom or goes to get food or something. I was starving.
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I had been starving myself at work with the intention
of eating at the game, and so I go get
myself a big order of nachos. Now this part is
going to be important. These were not the just dip
the chip nachos. This is one of those versions of
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all the chips are laid there and they're dumping cheese
and a lapinos and everything on top of it. So
you know what it's like, you're an American. It's a
sloppy mess. Things are gonna be cheesy fingers. You're look,
you're not getting out of this clean. You better bring
some napkins. I go back to my seat, Bob is gone,
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and I start going ham on these nachos, and sure enough, pop,
someone pops a ball up, and it is most definitely
heading up towards my direction. I'm watching it because you
never know generally where it's gonna land. But as it
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gets closer and closer, it doesn't take a genius to
figure out that ball is definitely coming at me, I
mean some version of at me. Somewhere in my radius.
That ball is coming down. I have a decision to
make at this time. I have the nachos in my
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left hand. I am eating with my right hand. I
can I can clearly see by now if I just
stay seated, that ball will probably pass over my head.
If I stand up, I'm gonna be in prime position
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to catch that ball. My fingers were cheesy, I was starving.
I wasn't gonna have time to set down the nachos.
The decision was do I just drop them waste a
ten dollars order of nachos, or do I stay seated.
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I stayed seated. How close did the ball come? The
gentleman sitting directly behind me got hit by the ball.
The ball I don't even think I would have had
to stand if I had reached my hand up, I
could have caught it. What Chris, thank you again? Okay?
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Jewish producer Chris said, another thing that was going through
my head. It's not like this is Mickey Mantle signed
to baseball or something. Foul Balls are for children, for
children who cares about getting a ball that some major
League baseball player fouled off. I won't even remember it
day or two who hit it? In fact, this was Monday,
(16:03):
it's Thursday. I'm telling you right now. I don't remember
who was up the plate. I don't remember if it
was the Astros of the Dodgers. What Chris? Thank you?
Chris made another point for me, He said, but if
you dropped the ten dollars nacho plate, would you have remembered?
I would have been furious if I had to go
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and I was hungry, if I had to go drop
another ten bucks on an order of nachos to grab
a foul ball, I don't think the juice is worth
the squeeze. Corey disagrees. What what Corey? Okay? Well that's
(16:45):
an interesting point. Corey. Corey is a bigger sports baseball
freak than Chris and I. Corey says, if I had
dropped the nachos and caught the ball. They probably would
have come and given me a free or or a
nacho's because I would have been on camera snatching up
the ball. Dang it. That's a pretty good point. That's
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a pretty good point. Go ahead, Chris. Okay, Chris is
now mocking my athleticism. Buddy. It is true. I cannot
run or anything like that. Can't jump. That is true.
I have incredible hands of Seriously, I want you two
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to start throwing things randomly at me here in the studio.
I'll catch it. I catch you everything. You throw. A
water bottle, I'll catch it. Pencil, catch it, baseball, it's
kids stuff, I catch everything. I'm like Lindsay Graham. We'll
be back the Jesse Kelly Show. I like it returns next.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday.
(17:53):
If you miss any part of the show, including our
grand finale of the Grand Army that was our two tonight.
See what I did, Chris, I kind of murder anyway.
It's two different languages. I can see why you wouldn't
get it. iHeart Spotify iTunes. Communists love foreigners. They really
(18:15):
want them to vote in your elections. Here's the La
may oriol debate. Non status history. By the way, saying
mayoriol is not as easy as you think. Non status history.
They'd be allowed to vote in local els. It's also mayoral,
not mayor. I added a letter that was to make
it more challenging. Chris, that's a different dialect. Actually, non
status histry.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
They'd be allowed to vote in local elections.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Is this a yes or no, mister Pratt, No.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Mayor Bus.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
It depends. It's not a yes or no.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
It depends on what. Well.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
First of all, when you say non citizens, it doesn't
mean they're here illegal. It doesn't mean they're undocumented. They
could have green cards, they could be here perfectly legal.
And there's a lot of states and cities that do
that on very very local elections. We have to see
what the councilmen proposed.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Councilmen, Yeah, I would say again, it does depend.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
In other places, school boards have non citizens nonence. Okay,
there's a reason they love this talking point when they're
asked about things like the Save Act. Hey, should you
have to show I d maybe be an American citizen
to vote? You understand that they pull tested this right
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and This is why they all give the same answer. Now,
it's already against by the way, Tom Elliott put this
together as well, does it's already against the law for
non citizens to vote in elections in the United States.
This is really long. I'm gonna let it play. It
just really driving.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Citizens cannot vote in elections and federal elections here in
this country.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
It is already illegal for non citizens to vote in
our elections.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
It's already illegal for non citizens to vote.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
It's already illegal to vote if your.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
House, So if you cheat and steal and you're illegal already,
you go.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
That's already the law aim to preventing non citizens from voting,
which is already illegal and also extremely rare.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
It is already illegal for non citizens to vote in
federal elections. It's already illegal for non citizens about this country.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
It's already illegal for non citizens to vote.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I lied about playing the whole thing. It's too long.
It goes on for another minute, in forty seconds. But
I hope that drove home the point that that's what
they decided on. It's already illegal. Headline. Minnesota lacks verification
records for tens of thousands of voter registration. Oh, Tim
Walls is governor of Minnesota because he got one hundred
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thousand more votes than the next guy. I think it
was one hundred and thirty thousand. But pair that with
the headline Minnesota lacks verification records for tens of thousands
of voter registrations. What does Representative Grey Hall but think
about showing ID to vote.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Proposals like the Save Act are going to make it
significantly harder for eligible voters to register and to vote.
And then we hear you know, this threat from home
and just recently about we're going to put more force
into your communities, especially those democratic communities that you know
are showing like we're welcoming to people. They want to
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make sure that you know, the presence is felt there
and it's all about voter suppression.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Of course. They want they want illegals to vote. They
wanted legals to vote so they can take power, and
they want to well. Corey Booker admits Dems are coming
for the Supreme Court if they win the mid terms.
That of course is the plan now because of years
and years and years of open borders where illegals and
legals have flooded into this country now you and I
(21:49):
have a system of government where this person is in
the House of Representatives standing out in front of an
ice facility calling for its closing.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
We know we want to know, oh I detention centers
if we don't want any concentration camps. This is a
district that I proudly represent, and I will not let
any detention centers in my district.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
In the district that I represent.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
You will go to tank or place. Now there is
a rift nu Maharaya and again the palace has the
power of the dark light.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
It is dead.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Please kill my people.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
How do you think that's bad? Chris and Corey one
of those two idiots dug this one up. This guy
is in the Connecticut State Senate. His name is Masudar Ramen. Chris,
I wonder if he goes by top Ramen, wouldn't you
what wouldn't you go by top Ramen if your last
(22:52):
name was right? In fact, I'd insist everybody just calls
me top hey, top what Chris? Anyway, we now have
these people in positions of power in the country.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Trashol changing from two hundred thousand to one million dollar,
removing that requirements from the transportation equipment and fascinated and
increasing the tashold prompt.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I feel like I'm on the phone with Verizon.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Every PIBS also removed a section two and poor removing
a priorityfunding.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Thank you, m de visited. Hey men, you whisper. We
have a marijuana facility close to us here in Illinois.
The reason they use cash is because it's against federal
law to buy and sell cannabis or marijuana. Hey Chris,
what's the difference between cannabis and marijuana? I don't know anything.
It's the same thing. Okay, why do you know that, Chris?
(23:45):
I didn't know that. It's weird that you would know that. Huh.
And you have long floppy hair, just asking asking some questions. Therefore,
banks can't do businesses at all in any form with them.
This includes card companies. Love the Show says you can
use my name or just steal this to make yourself
(24:05):
look smarter. His name is Dustin. Hey, Chris, you know
why marijuana dispensaries used cash only? I'm glad you asked.
Here's why you see it's illegal. Hold on, it's against
federal law to buy and sell cannabis or marijuana. And
(24:28):
also the credit card companies can't do it in the
banks and stuff. What Chris, Chris said, Why wouldn't they
just bill it as an herbal supplement. Wow, Chris, sounds
like you've got this marijuana business figured out. Sounds like
you've given it quite a bit of thought. It's weird.
I'm pretty business minded. I don't think I've ever thought
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through having the marijuana business. Chris investing in one never
occurred to me. Jesse, I've been living in Los Angeles
for thirty one ish years. The first fifteen years were great,
but you know the rest. Listening to you talk about
your ninety two percent plus of God loving, believing Texans
owning more firearms, I'm seriously considering saving up and moving
(25:12):
to Houston, Texas. Don't worry, I won't screw it up
for you, as I'm possibly more conservative than you. Come
on down, brother, Come on down. I'm not one of
these people. Right. Look, I may not want these people.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Just sh'll change it from two hundred thousand to one
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I want you to move from your blue state and
move in to my state, because I know if you're
listening to the sound of my voice right now, unless
you're one of the Kamis who hate listens. If you're
listening to this sound of my voice right now, you're involved.
You'll make your state better. You'll vote in local elections.
I want I want Californians to come live where I live.
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I want them to escape. I mean, this guy sounds great.
This guy sounds great, the Spencer Pratt guy. I'm so impressed.
But you're not gonna win at first.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I will go below the Harbor Freeway tomorrow with her
and we can find some of these people she's gonna
offer treatment for. She's gonna get stabbed in the neck.
These people do not want a bed. They will fennol
or super med. These ideas cost us over four hundred
million dollars to house for sixty seventy What do you say?
Three thousand people for four hundred million is absolute failure
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for both of them. They're a team.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I'm really impressed with this guy. I'm really impressed with
the campaign he's running. When Spencer Pratt gets crushed in
Los Angeles, there will be no shame in that race.
It takes gus. It takes guts to run a losing
battle like that. To run it hard to make enemies
you think he hasn't made enemies. I'm very very impressed
with that guy. Very impressed. That takes courage. All right,
one more segment, hang on, Jesse Kelly returns next. It
(26:46):
is the Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The Jesse
Kelly Show, before we return tomorrow to do it all
over again. Of course for an ass doctor Jesse Friday.
Couple things I saw this headline. Food manufacturer Sento is
committing quote tomato fraud lawsuit alleges all tomatoes are frauds.
(27:12):
Tomatoes have to be turned into some sort of ketchup
or tomato sauce to be worth anything. People act like
tomatoes are wonderful. The tomato itself is disgusting, always has been.
The things you make from tomatoes are delicious. And if
I sound bitter, I have every right to be bitter.
(27:33):
You know how these communists like AOC they pedal.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Bitter, And how Black Americans really created democracy in.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
A fresh tree. That's exactly right, how they literally made
something from nothing. I have bitterness every time I get
a sandwich you're a Burger, and I find out they've
just randomly placed a tomato on it. I understand if
you want to add a tomato to your burger. I
get that. Maybe you're a tomato person. The flavor is
(28:02):
so awful? How do you do that without my consent?
I feel you know what I feel like you walked
into my house and just hopped into my shower and
took a shower without asking. That's what it feels like
when you just well, let's give him a tomato, and
you can say, well, just remove it. No, you remove
it and the disgusting tomato juice has soaked into the bread.
(28:26):
It's leaked all over my burger. No, you've already tainted
my burger with it. How are you doing this? Hey, Jesse,
I love you, man, but we part ways on this one.
I love gushers, but they are indeed too sticky. Says
his name is Terry. Terry agrees with Jewish producer Chris
(28:46):
that gushers are too sticky. I'm just so blown away
by this argument at all. They are full of delicious
gusher juice. Obviously, during shipping and everything else, some gusher
juice is going to leak out, and that there's gonna
be there's gonna be some juice leakage, and that's going
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to create a sticky situation. But you know, when people
complain about my burgers, my will Famous Jesse Kelly burgers,
what do I say? What do they when they complain?
Here's what they say, because everyone knows it's the best
burger in the world. When they complain, they say, ugh,
but it falls apart. Sometimes when I make them, they
fall apart, and I'll say, it's not a parachute, it's
(29:32):
a cheeseburger. Who cares if it falls apart. Shovel up
all that cheesy, meaty goodness and toss it on a bun,
whether it's all together or not, and enjoy it. If
gushers are too sticky, does it change the flavor? I
don't understand this. Longtime Democrat Charlotte Mayer v lyles to
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resign months into her new term. Chris, I want you
to write this one down. Now, there's a little disclaimer
I'm gonna have to throw on the end of this one.
But I want you to write this one down. The
only way this lady's seventy three. The only way you're
resigning months after you just won the election is because
(30:20):
you're about to be in legal trouble and maybe you're
doubting me. Let me read you a quote from the article.
Simply put, this is from the mayor. I am going
to spend time with my grandchildren. Like many of us,
I've missed some moments with them and intend not to
miss anymore. Come on, you all say the same thing.
(30:44):
I just want to spend time with my family. I
want to spend time with my family. Excuse is a
dead giveaway, Chris, I told you to write it down.
In the coming months, we are going to find out
that miss v Lyles, for former mayor of Charlotte, got
herself in some kind of legal trouble. Now, I said,
(31:05):
I have to put a disclaimer on this. Here's the
disclaimer I'm going to put on. There could be medical
she is seventy three. If it's medical, I'm actually gonna
feel bad now. But could be some kind of a
medical thing she doesn't want to advertise. If that's the case. Sorry,
mayorv My bad. Jesse. I agree with you that Trump
probably wishes he had waited. I was talking about Iran.
(31:28):
I think we need to focus more on what we
do now because we've already stepped in it. As much
as it pains me to think about the options. I
know one comes with a heavy cost. I think our
country is so shallow. Sorry, so I don't have time
to read this whole email. But obviously I've gotten all
the reports. As I said, I'm not going to do
(31:49):
live war reportings, not who I am during the show.
I've gotten the reports that things look like they're getting
a little spicy in the past couple hours in the
strait of war moves. Remember to follow and listen to
people who have a bunch of different perspectives on foreign policy.
And you have your own perspective, but I'd like to
listen to all kinds of different people. I will caution
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you this if you want to if you want a
red flag on someone, you maybe shouldn't listen to. As
it comes to Iran right now, anybody who says just
do blank, it'll be easy some version of that. There's
no more easy. Easy left the building when we decided
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to go. Staying is hard, Leaving is hard, This bombing
campaign is hard, this blockade is hard. Easy's gone. People
trying to sell you on easy are doing exactly that.
Sell you on something. There ain't no more easy. We
crossed the oceans. Now we got to deal with it.
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And now here's a headline. But you know the thing, headlines.
We didn't get to fake courtrooms, sham hearings. Immigrants are
targeted by scams amid Trump administration's deportation push. Apparently people
are pretending to be deportation courts and bringing in these illegals. Chris,
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we can do this, Yeah, we can. Well, we'll find
a way to do it without crossing any any legal lines.
We'll stay on the right side of legality. I'll be
the immigration judge. Chris, No, tell me we can make
this work. I'll tell you what we can make workers tomorrow.
Tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Friday. We are going to
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have a good time. Email in your questions and I
will talk to you. Then that's all
This is the Jesse Kelly Shows, The Jesse Kelly Show.
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing Thursday.
We're going to talk about generalized victim campaigns. I don't
trust them, I don't like them. Get to that in
just a moment. The establishment swampy GOP types are still
(00:33):
salty about Indiana. We'll touch on that communist plans. I
made a split second decision, and I'm not sure if
I did the right thing. All that and so much
more coming up in the final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show. Now, I'm going to talk about victim campaigns.
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Victim campaigns campaign meaning you see a constant drum beat
that this particular group of people, whoever it may be,
that they are victims of something. Now let's talk about
that victims of something. People certainly are victims of things.
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Maybe you are a victim or have been a victim
of things in the past. I got that. But if
there is a victim, what else is there? If you're
a victim, isn't there a perpetrator? Isn't there a bad guy? Somebody?
Somebody did the victimizing? Right, You're not a victim of
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a ghost You're not a victim of that, right, Somebody
with the name, a face, a religion, and ethnicity, of
the nationality of whatever. Somebody did the victimize it. I
think you would agree. Okay, So I've noticed some things
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in the past about victim campaigns. They so often are generalized.
And when I say generalized, this is what I mean.
We are being victimized over and over and over again.
That's what they're saying. We are being victimized, and oftentimes
that is true. By the way, Okay, who's doing that?
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Just stop victimizing us? Well, hold on, everybody's not victimizing you.
Surely it's one particular guy, or one particular group or something.
If I'm assuming the generalized victim campaign means, I'm assuming
that means you want it to stop and you want
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people held to account. What other reason would there be
you want it to stop and you want people held
to account. Well, in order to hold people to account,
in order to get it to stop, we have to
know who did it, who's doing it. Let me give
you an example. This is some years ago on the show.
(03:17):
If you've been listened for a while, you remember this.
In New York City, they were going through this thing
where I don't know if you've ever heard of the
Black Hebrew Israelites. It's some radicalized group, it doesn't matter,
they hate Jews. Whatever. The Black Hebrew Israelites and some
black men in New York City. They were beaten up
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on Jews and attacking Jews. Remember that dude went into
some I think it was a Jewish daycare or something
with a machete. Maybe it was a synagogue. It was
a terrible, terrible story. This was happening over and over
and over again, and I wanted to talk about it.
I love the I don't love these I like to
talk about these divisions intentions because I think when you
talk about things and work your way through it, that's
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how you get to the bottom of things, and that's
how you make them stop. I don't want anybody had
tacked with a machete, right, And so I kept reaching out.
I kept reaching out to every Black friend I had
and every Jewish friend I had, and I kept can
you give me some background? Is what's these racial tensions?
Where do they start? What are these tensions where they start?
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What's the result? Okay? I just wanted information. I could
not find anybody who wanted to talk about who was
actually doing it. Everybody wanted to talk about, well, I'm
a victim of this and this happened to me, and
I'm like, yeah, I got that, but who's doing it? Well,
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I mean, I don't know. I don't know. One guy,
what are my Jewish friends? He passed me off to
another friend. I asked him. He passed me off to
his rabbi. But I'm not really sure. Hang on talking
about well, what do you mean do you want it
to stop? Why are you not talking? I remember this one,
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remember the Stop Asian Hate campaign? Stop Asian Hate in
case you don't remember, out in California. This took place
really mainly in San Francisco. Young violent black men were
constantly assaulting viciously Asian people, oftentimes Asian old people, Asian women,
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and we knew exactly who was doing it because it
was done on camera. You can go watch these videos.
I remember there was one terrible, terrible story, young black
dude just plows through this old Asian dude and the
old Asian dude died from the whole thing was terrible, terrible,
terrible thing. And immediately we got a quote stop Asian
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Hate campaign and you could go read article after article
after article about it, and nowhere in the article does
it describe, well, who's hitting the Asians? Is it the
Puerto Ricans, the Catholics, Chris, is it the Jews? Is
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it Canadians? If somebody is beating on Asians and you
want it to stop, well, I think we should name
who's doing it. One more example, the Epstein survivors. It's
very obvious that a lot of women were victimized by
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Jeffrey Epstein. We also have this group of women who
alleged that they were victimized by Epstein and men around
Jeffrey Epstein. You probably know their names by now. I
think there's a press conference every other day where these
women are crying out for justice and talking about it.
So obviously they're fine with talking about it whenever anybody asks, Okay,
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well who did it? Nothing. I don't trust it. I'm sorry,
I don't trust it. I'm looking at an article. I
read an article yesterday's from Axios. Assaults on US Jews
reaches a forty six year high. Now, I think that's
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freaking terrible. Jews are being assaulted all over the country.
That's not the kind of country we want to be,
is it? I think that's an awful thing. So I
clicked on it. I'm going to read through this article.
Let's find out who's attacking the Jews. And I got
statistic after statistic after statistic about the Jews were assaulted here,
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and there was an incident here, and a swastika there,
and this and that, and I got clear to the
end of the article not a single description of the
people doing the attacking. Do we want it to stop?
I'm assuming that is the goal. I would like it
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to stop. Wouldn't you like it to soop? You can't
make it stop without naming who's doing it. So if look,
I don't know what the circumstances are in all the
places this is taking place. If this is taking place
on a college campus and a bunch of young communists
or assaulting Jews, then I'll believe you want it to stop.
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When I read in the article that it's young communists
assaulting Jews. If this is a bunch of Muslims somewhere,
maybe in New York City, and Muslims are assaulting Jews,
that's terrible. Write it down in the article young Muslims
are assaulting Jews. I don't want any more generalized victim
campaigns because they serve no purpose whatsoever. Be bold enough
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to name it. That's the only way to actually make
it stop. But what people want, what people want it
drives me crazy, is they want to have their cake
and eat it too. They want everybody to know we
are being assaulted, you are being victimized, But they also
want to be nice. We're being assaulted, we're being victimized
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great by who? Well? I mean, we don't want to come.
We don't want to label people. I don't know that
we can do that it. Hey, look, if it's young
Catholic men assaulting Asians, I want to know, then maybe
we can dig into the problem and talk to the
Catholic church and figure out the who's who and what's what.
If that's who's doing it, we should label it and
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talk about it. When people don't, it makes me suspicious
and I don't like it. I don't like it at all.
You solve problems by confronting it. If there is a victim,
there is a perpetrator. I want to know who the
perpetrators are so we can name them, dig into it,
find the source of it, and work it out there.
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The GOP defeats itself in Indiana. This is an article
from Carl Rove in the Wall Street Journal. I don't
even think I'm gonna go into it. It just makes
me smile that these old, corrupt, swampy types got their
doors blown off. And it brings it home. How long
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has Karl Rove been a power player in politics? It
brings it home how long the GOP has been the
controlled opposition in this country, and how angry they are
that the GOP primary voter is changing that. That is
a wonderful thing. Now we're going to visit an old friend.
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Before we visit an old friend, I have to tell
you about a split decision. I made life or death,
and I don't know whether or not I chose. Well,
we'll be back.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. As
we near the end of this week, remember you can
email me or ask doctor Jesse questions to Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'll get to some of those
and some other political things in a moment. But I
have to tell you about a split second decision I
(11:16):
made life or death, not sure if I picked the
right one last week, I think this was likely. Yeah,
last week, long story. My in laws were in town. No,
this wasn't. This is Monday, Monday. My in laws were
in town. They had wanted to go see an Astros game.
(11:39):
They ended up deciding to leave town early. I of course,
tried to sell the Astros tickets that we had, could
not get a bite on it. I didn't want to
give them away. It felt wasteful. So aubreaches out and
she says, hey, when you're done with your show, why
don't we just book it up there and watch a
few innings of baseball. Okay, I don't have anything else
(12:01):
going on on a Monday night. It's just me and her,
my little date date night, catch a few innings. Take
off head of the Astros game. We are seated. It's
upper decks, but it's kind of by home plate behind
home plate, upper decks or I don't want to act
like I got the worst tickets in the place, but
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we're sitting up high behind home plate right that is
a prime place to have foul balls which are fouled
off come up over the net. They're always landing in
the upper decks. Behind somewhere behind home plate. It's a
good place to get a foul ball, all right. I'm
(12:45):
not huge on catching a ball, meaning having some kind
of a souvenir. I don't even know what I would
do with it. I'm not a huge souvenir guy, but
I wouldn't mind having a ball. The boys weren't there
taking home. Give it to one of the boys something. Hey,
it's something foul. This off whatever. Bob goes to the
bathroom or goes to get food or something. I was starving.
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I had been starving myself at work with the intention
of eating at the game, and so I go get
myself a big order of nachos. Now this part is
going to be important. These were not the just dip
the chip nachos. This is one of those versions of
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all the chips are laid there and they're dumping cheese
and a lapinos and everything on top of it. So
you know what it's like, you're an American. It's a
sloppy mess. Things are gonna be cheesy fingers. You're look,
you're not getting out of this clean. You better bring
some napkins. I go back to my seat, Bob is gone,
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and I start going ham on these nachos, and sure enough, pop,
someone pops a ball up, and it is most definitely
heading up towards my direction. I'm watching it because you
never know generally where it's gonna land. But as it
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gets closer and closer, it doesn't take a genius to
figure out that ball is definitely coming at me, I
mean some version of at me. Somewhere in my radius.
That ball is coming down. I have a decision to
make at this time. I have the nachos in my
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left hand. I am eating with my right hand. I
can I can clearly see by now if I just
stay seated, that ball will probably pass over my head.
If I stand up, I'm gonna be in prime position
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to catch that ball. My fingers were cheesy, I was starving.
I wasn't gonna have time to set down the nachos.
The decision was do I just drop them waste a
ten dollars order of nachos, or do I stay seated.
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I stayed seated. How close did the ball come? The
gentleman sitting directly behind me got hit by the ball.
The ball I don't even think I would have had
to stand if I had reached my hand up, I
could have caught it. What Chris, thank you again? Okay?
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Jewish producer Chris said, another thing that was going through
my head. It's not like this is Mickey Mantle signed
to baseball or something. Foul Balls are for children, for
children who cares about getting a ball that some major
League baseball player fouled off. I won't even remember it
day or two who hit it? In fact, this was Monday,
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it's Thursday. I'm telling you right now. I don't remember
who was up the plate. I don't remember if it
was the Astros of the Dodgers. What Chris? Thank you?
Chris made another point for me, He said, but if
you dropped the ten dollars nacho plate, would you have remembered?
I would have been furious if I had to go
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and I was hungry, if I had to go drop
another ten bucks on an order of nachos to grab
a foul ball, I don't think the juice is worth
the squeeze. Corey disagrees. What what Corey? Okay? Well that's
(16:45):
an interesting point. Corey. Corey is a bigger sports baseball
freak than Chris and I. Corey says, if I had
dropped the nachos and caught the ball. They probably would
have come and given me a free or or a
nacho's because I would have been on camera snatching up
the ball. Dang it. That's a pretty good point. That's
(17:08):
a pretty good point. Go ahead, Chris. Okay, Chris is
now mocking my athleticism. Buddy. It is true. I cannot
run or anything like that. Can't jump. That is true.
I have incredible hands of Seriously, I want you two
(17:29):
to start throwing things randomly at me here in the studio.
I'll catch it. I catch you everything. You throw. A
water bottle, I'll catch it. Pencil, catch it, baseball, it's
kids stuff, I catch everything. I'm like Lindsay Graham. We'll
be back the Jesse Kelly Show. I like it returns next.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday.
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If you miss any part of the show, including our
grand finale of the Grand Army that was our two tonight.
See what I did, Chris, I kind of murder anyway.
It's two different languages. I can see why you wouldn't
get it. iHeart Spotify iTunes. Communists love foreigners. They really
(18:15):
want them to vote in your elections. Here's the La
may oriol debate. Non status history. By the way, saying
mayoriol is not as easy as you think. Non status history.
They'd be allowed to vote in local els. It's also mayoral,
not mayor. I added a letter that was to make
it more challenging. Chris, that's a different dialect. Actually, non
status histry.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
They'd be allowed to vote in local elections.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Is this a yes or no, mister Pratt, No.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Mayor Bus.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
It depends. It's not a yes or no.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
It depends on what. Well.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
First of all, when you say non citizens, it doesn't
mean they're here illegal. It doesn't mean they're undocumented. They
could have green cards, they could be here perfectly legal.
And there's a lot of states and cities that do
that on very very local elections. We have to see
what the councilmen proposed.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Councilmen, Yeah, I would say again, it does depend.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
In other places, school boards have non citizens nonence. Okay,
there's a reason they love this talking point when they're
asked about things like the Save Act. Hey, should you
have to show I d maybe be an American citizen
to vote? You understand that they pull tested this right
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and This is why they all give the same answer. Now,
it's already against by the way, Tom Elliott put this
together as well, does it's already against the law for
non citizens to vote in elections in the United States.
This is really long. I'm gonna let it play. It
just really driving.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Citizens cannot vote in elections and federal elections here in
this country.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
It is already illegal for non citizens to vote in
our elections.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
It's already illegal for non citizens to vote.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
It's already illegal to vote if your.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
House, So if you cheat and steal and you're illegal already,
you go.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
That's already the law aim to preventing non citizens from voting,
which is already illegal and also extremely rare.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
It is already illegal for non citizens to vote in
federal elections. It's already illegal for non citizens about this country.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
It's already illegal for non citizens to vote.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I lied about playing the whole thing. It's too long.
It goes on for another minute, in forty seconds. But
I hope that drove home the point that that's what
they decided on. It's already illegal. Headline. Minnesota lacks verification
records for tens of thousands of voter registration. Oh, Tim
Walls is governor of Minnesota because he got one hundred
(20:38):
thousand more votes than the next guy. I think it
was one hundred and thirty thousand. But pair that with
the headline Minnesota lacks verification records for tens of thousands
of voter registrations. What does Representative Grey Hall but think
about showing ID to vote.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Proposals like the Save Act are going to make it
significantly harder for eligible voters to register and to vote.
And then we hear you know, this threat from home
and just recently about we're going to put more force
into your communities, especially those democratic communities that you know
are showing like we're welcoming to people. They want to
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make sure that you know, the presence is felt there
and it's all about voter suppression.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Of course. They want they want illegals to vote. They
wanted legals to vote so they can take power, and
they want to well. Corey Booker admits Dems are coming
for the Supreme Court if they win the mid terms.
That of course is the plan now because of years
and years and years of open borders where illegals and
legals have flooded into this country now you and I
(21:49):
have a system of government where this person is in
the House of Representatives standing out in front of an
ice facility calling for its closing.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
We know we want to know, oh I detention centers
if we don't want any concentration camps. This is a
district that I proudly represent, and I will not let
any detention centers in my district.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
In the district that I represent.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
You will go to tank or place. Now there is
a rift nu Maharaya and again the palace has the
power of the dark light.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
It is dead.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Please kill my people.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
How do you think that's bad? Chris and Corey one
of those two idiots dug this one up. This guy
is in the Connecticut State Senate. His name is Masudar Ramen. Chris,
I wonder if he goes by top Ramen, wouldn't you
what wouldn't you go by top Ramen if your last
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name was right? In fact, I'd insist everybody just calls
me top hey, top what Chris? Anyway, we now have
these people in positions of power in the country.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Trashol changing from two hundred thousand to one million dollar,
removing that requirements from the transportation equipment and fascinated and
increasing the tashold prompt.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I feel like I'm on the phone with Verizon.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Every PIBS also removed a section two and poor removing
a priorityfunding.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Thank you, m de visited. Hey men, you whisper. We
have a marijuana facility close to us here in Illinois.
The reason they use cash is because it's against federal
law to buy and sell cannabis or marijuana. Hey Chris,
what's the difference between cannabis and marijuana? I don't know anything.
It's the same thing. Okay, why do you know that, Chris?
(23:45):
I didn't know that. It's weird that you would know that. Huh.
And you have long floppy hair, just asking asking some questions. Therefore,
banks can't do businesses at all in any form with them.
This includes card companies. Love the Show says you can
use my name or just steal this to make yourself
(24:05):
look smarter. His name is Dustin. Hey, Chris, you know
why marijuana dispensaries used cash only? I'm glad you asked.
Here's why you see it's illegal. Hold on, it's against
federal law to buy and sell cannabis or marijuana. And
(24:28):
also the credit card companies can't do it in the
banks and stuff. What Chris, Chris said, Why wouldn't they
just bill it as an herbal supplement. Wow, Chris, sounds
like you've got this marijuana business figured out. Sounds like
you've given it quite a bit of thought. It's weird.
I'm pretty business minded. I don't think I've ever thought
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through having the marijuana business. Chris investing in one never
occurred to me. Jesse, I've been living in Los Angeles
for thirty one ish years. The first fifteen years were great,
but you know the rest. Listening to you talk about
your ninety two percent plus of God loving, believing Texans
owning more firearms, I'm seriously considering saving up and moving
(25:12):
to Houston, Texas. Don't worry, I won't screw it up
for you, as I'm possibly more conservative than you. Come
on down, brother, Come on down. I'm not one of
these people. Right. Look, I may not want these people.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Just sh'll change it from two hundred thousand to one
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I want you to move from your blue state and
move in to my state, because I know if you're
listening to the sound of my voice right now, unless
you're one of the Kamis who hate listens. If you're
listening to this sound of my voice right now, you're involved.
You'll make your state better. You'll vote in local elections.
I want I want Californians to come live where I live.
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I want them to escape. I mean, this guy sounds great.
This guy sounds great, the Spencer Pratt guy. I'm so impressed.
But you're not gonna win at first.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I will go below the Harbor Freeway tomorrow with her
and we can find some of these people she's gonna
offer treatment for. She's gonna get stabbed in the neck.
These people do not want a bed. They will fennol
or super med. These ideas cost us over four hundred
million dollars to house for sixty seventy What do you say?
Three thousand people for four hundred million is absolute failure
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for both of them. They're a team.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I'm really impressed with this guy. I'm really impressed with
the campaign he's running. When Spencer Pratt gets crushed in
Los Angeles, there will be no shame in that race.
It takes gus. It takes guts to run a losing
battle like that. To run it hard to make enemies
you think he hasn't made enemies. I'm very very impressed
with that guy. Very impressed. That takes courage. All right,
one more segment, hang on, Jesse Kelly returns next. It
(26:46):
is the Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The Jesse
Kelly Show, before we return tomorrow to do it all
over again. Of course for an ass doctor Jesse Friday.
Couple things I saw this headline. Food manufacturer Sento is
committing quote tomato fraud lawsuit alleges all tomatoes are frauds.
(27:12):
Tomatoes have to be turned into some sort of ketchup
or tomato sauce to be worth anything. People act like
tomatoes are wonderful. The tomato itself is disgusting, always has been.
The things you make from tomatoes are delicious. And if
I sound bitter, I have every right to be bitter.
(27:33):
You know how these communists like AOC they pedal.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Bitter, And how Black Americans really created democracy in.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
A fresh tree. That's exactly right, how they literally made
something from nothing. I have bitterness every time I get
a sandwich you're a Burger, and I find out they've
just randomly placed a tomato on it. I understand if
you want to add a tomato to your burger. I
get that. Maybe you're a tomato person. The flavor is
(28:02):
so awful? How do you do that without my consent?
I feel you know what I feel like you walked
into my house and just hopped into my shower and
took a shower without asking. That's what it feels like
when you just well, let's give him a tomato, and
you can say, well, just remove it. No, you remove
it and the disgusting tomato juice has soaked into the bread.
(28:26):
It's leaked all over my burger. No, you've already tainted
my burger with it. How are you doing this? Hey, Jesse,
I love you, man, but we part ways on this one.
I love gushers, but they are indeed too sticky. Says
his name is Terry. Terry agrees with Jewish producer Chris
(28:46):
that gushers are too sticky. I'm just so blown away
by this argument at all. They are full of delicious
gusher juice. Obviously, during shipping and everything else, some gusher
juice is going to leak out, and that there's gonna
be there's gonna be some juice leakage, and that's going
(29:07):
to create a sticky situation. But you know, when people
complain about my burgers, my will Famous Jesse Kelly burgers,
what do I say? What do they when they complain?
Here's what they say, because everyone knows it's the best
burger in the world. When they complain, they say, ugh,
but it falls apart. Sometimes when I make them, they
fall apart, and I'll say, it's not a parachute, it's
(29:32):
a cheeseburger. Who cares if it falls apart. Shovel up
all that cheesy, meaty goodness and toss it on a bun,
whether it's all together or not, and enjoy it. If
gushers are too sticky, does it change the flavor? I
don't understand this. Longtime Democrat Charlotte Mayer v lyles to
(29:55):
resign months into her new term. Chris, I want you
to write this one down. Now, there's a little disclaimer
I'm gonna have to throw on the end of this one.
But I want you to write this one down. The
only way this lady's seventy three. The only way you're
resigning months after you just won the election is because
(30:20):
you're about to be in legal trouble and maybe you're
doubting me. Let me read you a quote from the article.
Simply put, this is from the mayor. I am going
to spend time with my grandchildren. Like many of us,
I've missed some moments with them and intend not to
miss anymore. Come on, you all say the same thing.
(30:44):
I just want to spend time with my family. I
want to spend time with my family. Excuse is a
dead giveaway, Chris, I told you to write it down.
In the coming months, we are going to find out
that miss v Lyles, for former mayor of Charlotte, got
herself in some kind of legal trouble. Now, I said,
(31:05):
I have to put a disclaimer on this. Here's the
disclaimer I'm going to put on. There could be medical
she is seventy three. If it's medical, I'm actually gonna
feel bad now. But could be some kind of a
medical thing she doesn't want to advertise. If that's the case. Sorry,
mayorv My bad. Jesse. I agree with you that Trump
probably wishes he had waited. I was talking about Iran.
(31:28):
I think we need to focus more on what we
do now because we've already stepped in it. As much
as it pains me to think about the options. I
know one comes with a heavy cost. I think our
country is so shallow. Sorry, so I don't have time
to read this whole email. But obviously I've gotten all
the reports. As I said, I'm not going to do
(31:49):
live war reportings, not who I am during the show.
I've gotten the reports that things look like they're getting
a little spicy in the past couple hours in the
strait of war moves. Remember to follow and listen to
people who have a bunch of different perspectives on foreign policy.
And you have your own perspective, but I'd like to
listen to all kinds of different people. I will caution
(32:11):
you this if you want to if you want a
red flag on someone, you maybe shouldn't listen to. As
it comes to Iran right now, anybody who says just
do blank, it'll be easy some version of that. There's
no more easy. Easy left the building when we decided
(32:33):
to go. Staying is hard, Leaving is hard, This bombing
campaign is hard, this blockade is hard. Easy's gone. People
trying to sell you on easy are doing exactly that.
Sell you on something. There ain't no more easy. We
crossed the oceans. Now we got to deal with it.
(32:54):
And now here's a headline. But you know the thing, headlines.
We didn't get to fake courtrooms, sham hearings. Immigrants are
targeted by scams amid Trump administration's deportation push. Apparently people
are pretending to be deportation courts and bringing in these illegals. Chris,
(33:17):
we can do this, Yeah, we can. Well, we'll find
a way to do it without crossing any any legal lines.
We'll stay on the right side of legality. I'll be
the immigration judge. Chris, No, tell me we can make
this work. I'll tell you what we can make workers tomorrow.
Tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Friday. We are going to
(33:38):
have a good time. Email in your questions and I
will talk to you. Then that's all
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Jesse Kelly
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