August 6, 2026 • 36 mins
These foreign socialists would have no power in the country at all if we deported all the illegals here
Re-imagining the country. Brandon Darby and the war on cartels. The best thing at Red Lobster.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Odd a magnificent Thursday. As we cruise into
the weekend, and don't forget you missed any part of
the show. You can download it iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Let's
get to this, shall we. The report is mass deportations
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cost two thousand, three hundred and fifty eight dollars per taxpayer. Okay,
apparently that's going to be the new thing they try
to roll out to tell us why they can't do it.
Everyone's being squeezed or mad about it. Now now we're
going to be told that we can't afford it. I'm
going to tell you something. This is in Saint Paul.
(00:59):
You know many Apple with Saint Paul. This is the
Saint Paul's side of it. There's a face covering involved.
I'll play it for you and as you listen, I
just want you to understand. I think two thousand, three
hundred and fifty eight dollars is a small price to
pay to have our country free of these people.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
What we're all participating in here is a settler colony
on stolen land. This is a government that represents the
settlers and the capitalists and the other neoliberal fascists that
live amongst us. Why are they brutalizing all of these innocent,
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beautiful people. What this government, what the system exists to do,
is to enforce private property. And if these people think
that they can just go live in the park, no, no, no,
that'll bring all our property values down. That'll claps the
whole system. So what can we do? Besides they can
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plead you mother for a little bit of humanity. I
think what we should do is take their ability away
to brutalize us like this. I think we should take
away the weapons from the armed group of thugs that
they use to brutalize all of us.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
You know, those people would have no political power in
the United States of America if it wasn't for foreigners.
You know that, if it wasn't for foreigners, those people
would go back to the street corner where we would
drive by and laugh at them. But instead, instead they
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are everywhere, they're in positions of power. Instead, they're out
there trying to what is that word they love to use, reimagine.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
The imagining impact requires leaders who will reimagine and who
will be unafraid to do so.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
We need local communities to reimagine policing, reimagine what safety
for all looks like. We have got to in America
reimagine how we are accomplishing public safety.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
This will be a moment to reimagine, reinvent, and recreate it.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Right now, the mayor is carrying out trying to reimagine
public safety and get us out of this process of
just thinking police officers is what is needed as public safety,
but thinking about the other pieces of it. In Minneapolis,
I think is on the right track at the moment.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
What do we do to make life better for everybody?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
We certainly have enough.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I mean, we just created the most number of billionaires
in the history of the world.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You know, we have enough.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
We could do this, but it's going to take some imagination,
reimagining of what.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
America reimagine always means destroy. That's what they're trying to do,
all of them. Let's do some emails, Jesse. Oh, by
the way, I forgot to mention Brandon Darby's coming up
half hour from now. We haven't had a cartel update
in ages. El Mencho's dead. What's happening down there. We'll
talk to Derby in a little bit. My boyfriend. This lady says,
I don't have a boyfriend. Sorry, I realize how that transitioned.
(04:18):
That didn't come up. Well, this is an email from
a woman, all right. My boyfriend is a higher up
in the corporate world and I'm a paralegal. He constantly
tells me I should have become an attorney, But then
I tell him if I had, I honestly probably wouldn't
have wanted a family because I'd be too focused on
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my career. I've started to feel like a bit of
a loser for not going to law school and having
it all. Am I wrong for not applying myself more.
My priorities are having a family and money isn't everything
to me. Please don't say my name. I think your
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priorities are perfect and I look at it. You didn't
elaborate on how much your boyfriend is pushing this, whether
this is just a comment that you took to heart,
or whether this is something that he's on you about.
If this is something he's on you about, you need
to dump that loser and go find somebody else. And
(05:20):
it is not everybody's lot in life to have a
family and kids. Some people are it's not everybody's lot
in life to get married. Different people have different paths,
and your path doesn't have to mirror your brothers or
your sisters, or your neighbor or but it doesn't have
to mirror that at all. It shouldn't. You have your
own thing. But if you're a woman and your desire
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is to be a mom and make a home and
you don't want to have to exist in the corporate world,
that's the most wonderful thing in the world. Absolutely, the
most wonderful thing in the world. And ob likes to
give me a lot of credit for those two idiots
we raised. Who really are I mean, they really are
fine young men. It blows me away. I took my
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I took James to breakfast yesterday morning. We had some time,
we had to leave the house's long story, but we
took into breakfast yesterday morning, no phone in his hand,
no nothing, just sat We just talked politics the whole time. Dad,
what's going on in Iran? Dad? Have you seen this?
About this?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
That?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It was just I came away, blown away by my
seventeen year old and od likes to give me a
lot of credit for that. But would they be like
that if she wasn't such a diligent mother. Not a chance,
not a chance in the world. And what will they
do now? I don't know. Truth they might end up
in prison. But what if they go on and do
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something any of the raise good families, become this, contribute
this to society, that ah comes back to her. There's
nothing more blessed than a woman raising her children. Nothing Jesse.
There really is no hope. Oh gosh. Even during Trump
they barely count almost a million deportations by fudging the numbers.
Now low t Mark Wayne Mullen is citing almost a
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million naturalizations. Even with our historic level of not denaturalizations
of twenty five individuals. We are not likely to see
every or ever see any real change in those numbers.
That math is the end of the country. No, it
can be, but it's not the headline. Trump judges turbocharge
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deportation orders. I could keep going. We are getting some
of the things we want. You were never ever, ever, ever,
in a million years, going to get twenty million deportations
in a Trump administration. And that's not because of Donald Trump.
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We do not have the legal things in place that
would facilitate that. We don't have the facilities to house
this many people and get them out. Didn't remember Remember this,
Remember if you're frustrated with the pace of deportations, remember
Ice before Donald Trump two point zero came in. ICE.
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You know, those are the guys who have to do
the arresting and deporting. ICE had six thousand employees. Three
thousand of those were pencil pushers, three thousand dudes to
deport one hundred million people. So the Trump administration has
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had to spend a year and a half staffing up.
Remember that big push they made. We want to hire
I think the number was one hundred thousand. I forget. Now,
we want to hire one hundred thousand ICE agents. Now,
by the way you put out the call for them.
Now you have to screen them. Who's qualified, who's a
dirt ball. Once you screen them, you have to train them,
get them ready to go. And then that brings me
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to the judges. How many times have you sat and
bashed your head off the desk because the judges are
screwing everything up, stopping this, stopping that. It took a
freaking Act of Congress practically to deport that won dirt ball.
Always send him to Al Salvador. They brought him back.
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Keep in mind, there are a lot of entities, including
many Republicans, who are highly invested in the mass importation
of foreigners. They don't care about their country. They don't
care about your culture, they don't care about the cleanliness
of your roads. They care about their political clout, they
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care about money, they care about all kinds of other things,
but they never care at all for a second about
the United States of America. And these people are not
out of power just because we elected Donald Trump. They
are in positions of power all over the country. We
tried to deport or were currently are deporting three hundred
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thousand Haitians who shouldn't have been and here at all.
And the governor who really had most of them in
his state, Mike DeWine in Ohio, went on a press
tour complaining about it. Well, they're good for the economy.
Remember when he pulled that they're good for the economy, Well,
they buy houses. We have a long way to go
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to clean out this country of people who are invested
in slave labor. It's extremely similar to what the Romans
went through. The power structure of the Roman government became
highly invested in the mass importation of slaves. It just did.
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They were making money off the slaves. They didn't care
that normal citizens were out of work, or that things
were dirtier, or crime or anything else. None of that
stuff crossed their mind. They only cared about themselves. I'm
looking at a headline right here, Trump hating Republican governors
conspire with Democrats to smuggle in even more my and
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of course it's the governor of Utah Cox and the
governor of Oklahoma Stitt. We have legions of people, not
just on the other side, who don't want any foreigner
to leave. They want you to leave. They want the
foreigners here. We have a long way to go. All
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we're going to do in four years of Donald Trump
is get that ball rolling right. The next guy, it's
to get it rolling faster. We have more. Hang on,
you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It
(11:42):
is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful, wonderful Thursday.
Brandon Darby's coming up ten minutes from now. Cartel Chronicles
Tomorrow's Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed in
now to Jesse at Jesse Kelly's dot com. Remember that
talk we've had many times before. But in fact, in fact,
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the lady yesterday, when lady emailed in, she had taught
in the Inner City, and she said, a chocter, how
many kids genuinely thought Thanksgiving was evil, some evil white holiday.
And we've had this talk before. As much as people
get offended by it, it's true that there are parts
of the black infrastructure in this country, the black community
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in this country, that are poisoning Black people on purpose.
It happens with these commi black pastors, happens with black politicians,
black entertainers, black media personnel, and they tell these gigantic,
ridiculous lies repeatedly to their own community, easily verifiable lies.
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And the result is you're poisoning people, in ruining their happiness,
'm winning the rest of their lives. And it's this
horrible nefarious cycle that I look, it's easy to make
fun of them. I'm about to make fun of Angel Reese.
Of course, I feel sorrow for so many of these people.
Imagine being stuck in this doom loop. Here's this moron,
(13:19):
Angel Reese. She's apparently a WNBA player, talking about why
she didn't play with dolls when she was a little girl.
I didn't have dolls they looked like me.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
That that's why I kind of wanted to intentional.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Because I didn't play with dolls. The audio is a
little fuzzy because I didn't have dolls that look like me.
She's talking about black dolls. Black dolls have been readily
available in the United States of America since the nineteen seventies,
since before I was born. She's twelve years old. There
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are black dolls available everywhere. She could drive down to
Walmart or Target right now and go to the doll
section and there'll be legions of black dolls, legions of them.
That's just not true. So how could you believe something
like that. Well, I don't know who all the influences
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in her life are, but they've all lied to her.
They've all poured poison into her eyes and ears, and
now she is poisoned, completely poisoned, a lunatic. It's terribly sad.
Hey part time. The minute Grandma Vodka and Chucky Schumer
didn't have the political capital to keep a lid on
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the crazies on the extreme left, the Kamis immediately seize
control of the Democrat Party. Now the influence of the
DSA grows with every election. As much as I despise
those America hating degenerates, I can't help but admire the
tactics they used to advance the islamunist I never that before.
(15:00):
That's really good, the islammunist agenda. Communist in Islam, Chris,
you needed a minute. You need a minute for that. Anyway,
My question is, do you see an avenue for an
insurgency of hardcore anti communist warriors into the Republican Party
as the old guard of the GOP like McConnell, Graham,
Tillis and Thune are stretched, are stripped of power. Yes, yes,
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and it's already happening. It's already happening. And it's already happening.
You can tell for a couple different reasons. It's not
just that guys like corn and lost, and it's not
just that guys like Cassidy lost. Lots of the other
losers in recent years than the last ten years have retired.
Jeff Flake, Jeff Flake is one of the biggest weeny
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losers that has ever walked into the United States Senate.
He saw it coming a million miles away, and he
just walked away. Mitch McConnell's walking away. Well, he's getting
wheeled away. Tillis is retiring, and it's not all of them,
of course, why do you think that is? They know
which way the political winds are blowing. They understand their
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brand of weenie low. TGP is out. It is out,
it's over. It's coming to an end, especially on the
subject of immigration. As I have brought up before, if
you're a Republican listening right now, maybe you're a super
moderate loser on the issue of immigration. While we do
need some more. Maybe you're one of those guys. And
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if you are, fine, that's your business. I'm telling you
right now, it's political suicide. As the mood of the
country gets angrier and angrier, as the country gets dirtier,
more expensive, more crime ridden, there will be white hot
anger aimed at losers like James Lancret of Oklahoma who
try to give out amnesty and open up the border.
There will and it will get worse from here. And
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that's a good thing. Brandon Darby is a good thing.
Speaking of the border. We'll talk to Brandon Darby about that,
probably talk to him a little bit of crime. Maybe
I'll ask them about identity theft? Do you think Do
you think online identity theft is just some random hacker
nerds sitting in his basement. There are criminal gangs across
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the globe, Russia most definitely. All they do all day
long is scour the internet for your information, trying to
hack into these websites so they can get your name,
your address, your social Why to what end? It gets
them access to your bank account. They drain it. You
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wake up one morning and it's empty. They take loans
out in your name, big ones, not just one either.
I should note they'll take three, four or five loans
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Speaker 3 (18:22):
Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Thursday,
and I'm so excited for this because it's been too long.
Joining me now, as promised, is the great Brandon Darby
of Breitbart, the Cartel Chronicles, the guy who has taught
us so much over the years, Brandon. Before we get
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into all that stuff, the Eagles. I saw there playing
at that big fancy sphere in Las Vegas, and the
cheapest ticket is six hundred dollars. That's outrageous, right.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
You know what's outrageous? As I tried to. Don't laugh
at me, but I tried to get tickets to Dolly
Parton did Las Vegas, and two tickets to sit close
up front were like thirty grand and I did it.
Obviously didn't get the tickets, but it was thirty thousand
dollars to go sit near the front and see Dolly
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Partner Las Vegas, the jerk.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Dolly Parton. Not that I would criticize that kind of thing, Brandon.
But was this done forty years ago or was this
fairly recent?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
It was fairly recent, but it was Doug. It was
Dug for It was not for me so, but I
was trying to be kind and nice to someone other
that I realized I needed to be cheaper just to
go to Dollywood or whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Or just take some of that cartel money randon. All right, now,
let's actually talk about that in a more serious way.
The last time we talked, El Mencho had been unalived
by somebody, and that whole powerful cartel was going to
have themselves a little bit of a leadership struggle. What's
happening there.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
Well, they're still having a leadership struggle, and the US
government is going after them. I think there's about, if
I'm not mistaken, about one hundred million dollars of rewards
different leaders of that cartel, different people who are trying
to spring up that are being offered by the US government,
And the US government's just we can have it on them,
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you know. And force in Mexico to the central government
of Mexico is has caused some problems, but people within
that central government are cooperating with the US. Mexico's very
you know, Mexican president is very upset that people, you know,
we said her government are working directly with the US
going around you know, the going around the official channels
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and helping the United States take out cartels. And it's
worked in I think as it should. There's a couple
of hiccups we you know, this week or last week
we published I think we actually published it Monday, but
by a bit last week Friday, but we published the
there's a whatded cartel guy named Elbelo in Mitchell Cord.
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We published his address. We published where he hangs out
pictures of his house, and the Mexican government reacts by
going after all of you know, the people around him,
but still about him. So you know, he gets mad
and places a bounty on US agent, so that he
gets mad and places a bounty on one of my
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writers because we published his address. He doesn't like it,
you know, but that's what we do, and we're happy
to do it. We do it again, and and we're
going to keep beating the drum until the US gunment
goes after him and every one of these guys is
stick their head heads up. We're going to create as
much pressure as possible by sharing information in there, you know,
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our government and Mexico's government, and to keeping the pressure.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Of Brandon again. Speaking with Brandon Darby Breitbard Cartel chronicles Brandon.
What level of technology are these cartels operating under now?
Because I hear various things, but most of what I
hear is they are they have encrypted columns, is what
I've heard. I've heard that technologically they are not only good,
but they are advancing just because they have the money.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Correct, Yeah, they have. They have every fay imaginable. They
you know, they have every sage money can buy. They
have ways of communicated with each other that are very
difficult either for the US government to listen to. Odd
but the one problem they have and again, this is
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what happens. You see this over and over again. Right,
we look at the amount of money and I don't
know the exact about, but the amount of money that
here's an example, right, kind of related but not direct.
The US governments spent a lot of money on contracts
and all this technology that would detect you know, cartel tunnels,
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smuggling tunnels under the US border. Right today, to my knowledge,
I know it was true as of two years ago.
I think it's still true. There have been no tunnels detected.
With those hundreds of millions of dollars of technology, all
of the tunnel detections have happened from human intelligence, from ubit,
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from sources, you know, from sources who get cash to
share information. All of the tunnels that we've discovered and
been discovered because of human intelligence. And you know, the
problem these guys have is that they can spend as
much money as they want on technology. But in a
criminal organization, there are always people under you who want
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you to be god and who want to take your place,
and they are all too happy to help You're Italy
find you. And that's what keeps happening to these guys.
So they can spend all the money they want to spend.
They could have as much money as Elon Musk, and
they're not. They're still not going to be able to
shirk the facts that there are people around them who
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are going to share information about them.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Can this war be won? Brandon? That the war on drugs,
the war on the cartels. I know, we can kill
them and arrest them and find their tunnels and things
like that. Is there a destination? Is victory possible?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Well, it's like it's like the war on bacteria. It
dirt it dust in your house, Jesse, like not that
your house is dirty, don't get involved. But in idiot
euphemistic Jesse's house, here's how this works. You got to
keep cleaning the house. You need to keep cleaning your toilet.
But no matter how much you cleaned your toilet, there's
always going to be something to clean, right, But the
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consequences of just cleaning things go really, really bad. And
that's what this is, like, that's what we're going to
fight until Mexico has, you know, a non stratified economy
where people have mobility and and you know, more Mexicans
are part of the middle class, and there's not this
huge discrepancy you know, which again I'm not attacking capitalism,
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I'm attacking leftism when I say this, you know, leftist ideology.
Until there's not this huge discrepancy between the masses who
are extremely poor and the few who have a lot,
who are connected to togethernment, we're going to keep seeing
problems like this. You know, not to sound like Barack Obama,
but there was some truth, right and saying like even
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with terrorism or with organized crime, the the long term
answer is economic opportunity, right, But now the short term
answers where I disagree with liberals on right like, I
don't think that overlooking it or turning my head or
our feeling sympathy for our enemies is the way to
get there. But I think the way to get there
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is the more right rig approach, which is to to, uh,
you know, absolutely go after our enemies, but but in
the long term. And you know, there's a reason that
Canada doesn't have these problems in Mexico does. Right, There's
a reason that uh that that it's that way and
it and it has to do with the fact that,
you know, with policy, and it has to do with
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with with what the economies are like for for most people.
There's just such a huge discrepancy between our economic well
being and Mexico's economic well being. And uh, and there's
you know, there's a lot of room for crime, and
there's a lot of people who are going to turn
to crime. And you know, when your government is is
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very far left, and and they use that governmental people
use that governmental power to promote their own interests and
not the interests of the majority of people. Uh. You know,
when they exploit that governmental power, that governmental control over
the economy, you get what we have in Mexico, right,
You get that where you have a society that is
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very anti gun. It's been drilled in their heads since
their last revolution. They hate guns and the government won't
allow them to have those guns. But the cartels have guns, right,
So you know, it's the reason that I can publish
this guy's address, you know, a big cartel bosses address,
and feel reasonably safe doing so because if they show
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up around me, I have the ability to throw lead
right back at them. Right, And the people in Mexico don't,
to put it simply, unless they're criminals, they don't have
the ability to defend themselves. I can tell you that
what's happening and most of Mexico would not be happening
in the United States because we were, especially in Texas,
because we wouldn't put up with it, and we wouldn't
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put up with this kind of stuff, right, we wouldn't
put up with people tell them us what we can
and can't print, what we can and can't say. We
just went and tolerated. But they kind of have to.
That's again because of far left of center policies or
attitudes that they can't do anything about their own problems
that we're having to as a country.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
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Speaker 3 (30:36):
Does the socialism thing scare me?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yes? Is it the wrong solution? Yes?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
But one thing I try to persuade my fellow Republicans
of is socialism is the alternative. If we don't have
a pathway to give people sense that the system is
not rigged and that the American dream is attainable.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
That's like our job, that's what we have to do.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
I'm not saying Rome was built in Aday. It's not
going to be easy to undo some of these trends.
But man, we ran the experiment. We ran the experiment
of offshoring all of our industrial jobs, of becoming a
services and finance economy and allowing Wall Street to come
in and buy every asset of modern life and turn
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it into an investible you know, line goes up asset.
And what has that done. It's created a generation of
kids who kind of are attracted to socialism.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
You have to fix that problem.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Well with kids that do feel And you're correct, and
I agree with you. The system is rigged. Kids feel
like there are no options other than to burn it down. Yes,
and that's the problem. And because they feel very frustrated.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
And this is part of our job is to provide
an option that isn't burn it down, but is not
just doing the same things that we've done.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That's excellent. You know what else is excellent? Red Lobster.
Don't make that face, Chris. I I can't even tell
you how excited I am to take James to Red Lobster.
I think it's been months since I've had it. I
(32:09):
want to remind you of a sad, sad fact. They
took away their blue cheese dressing for the longest time
my entire life, Red Lobster had the best blue cheese
on earth. I have no idea what kind it was
or where they got it. Probably made it in house,
you scratch made, like most things in there. But they
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took it away last time I was in there. So
that's sad. What's not sad is the Maazi sticks. No
one thinks. No one thinks Mazi stick when they think
about Red Lobster, but they should. The best mozzarella sticks
on earth. You can buy them in Red Lobster. I'm
not even kidding. Their shrimp scampy top notch. Their shrimp alfredo,
(32:55):
you can get it. It's not on the menu. You
have to know people. I'm kidding. Desk you can get it. Cagun.
You can ask for Cageun shrimp Alfredo. The Cheddarbay biscuits.
You dip them in the shrimp scampy butter and then
I'll give you one more. When you were getting ready
(33:17):
to leave, you ask your waitress politely if you can
get some Cheddar Bay biscuits to go. She'll say yes,
they always do. They're well trained. You take your cheddarbaby
biscuits home. The next morning, you wake up you throw
a couple cheddar Bay biscuits in the microwave twenty thirty seconds,
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pull them out, drop them in a bowl, probably microwave
them in a bowl. In the bowl goes two or
three over easy eggs, some shredded cheese, and if you're
really feeling extra spicy, get some milk and some flour
and some cage and seas. Put it in a frying pan.
(34:01):
Make yourself a little cage and gravy and pour that
over the top of it. You are about to eat
like a king. What what Chris? Tell me? That doesn't
sound good? That's kosher too? Everything I just said that
was is that not kosher? You people can eat that? Wait?
I know, I know you can't eat meat and cheese.
(34:24):
You can you eat eggs and cheese. I just gave
you a kosher meal, Chris, Jewish friendly, right, You're welcome
for it. You're welcome. And now here's a headline, you know,
you know the thing headlines We didn't get to Israel
to scale back Gaza strikes, to give Trump's Hamas disarmament
(34:47):
a disarmament plan a chance. This is it's just part
of this ongoing thing to try to get things calm
down over there so Trump can come come home. Everything
everything's everything's aimed towards that. Speaking of which, Iran threatened
to black out the golf if the US hit their
power plants. So they weren't necessarily going to attack us,
(35:08):
although I'm sure they were going to do that. They
were going to attack the other golf states, the other
golf states who don't have the ability to defend themselves.
Remember that. It just it's an endlessly complicated, big old
friggin mess. Trump administration locates one hundred and forty eight
thousand unaccounted for illegal immigrant children. The Democrat Party facilitated
the largest human slave trade in the history of mankind
(35:31):
the last time we gave them power. Let's not do
that again. Trump says we may have to send oil
prices up again. Let's not lead with that until November.
Senate panel votes to hold Fauci in contempt. Look, it
ain't prison, but it ain't nothing. At least it's something. JD.
Vance warns limousine socialists will destroy Michigan auto jobs and
(35:56):
depress American wages. This Michigan race is going to be
something to see. This Abdul al Saye guy is a
true communist to the core. He would be he'd be
to the left of Bernie Sanders, and he'd be sitting
inside the United States Senate. That's generally not good. You
know what is good, asked doctor Jesse Friday. It's the
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greatest thing in the world. I mean that in Red Lobster,
and it's coming tomorrow. I will see you, I will
answer your questions. We'll have a good time. That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Odd a magnificent Thursday. As we cruise into
the weekend, and don't forget you missed any part of
the show. You can download it iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Let's
get to this, shall we. The report is mass deportations
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cost two thousand, three hundred and fifty eight dollars per taxpayer. Okay,
apparently that's going to be the new thing they try
to roll out to tell us why they can't do it.
Everyone's being squeezed or mad about it. Now now we're
going to be told that we can't afford it. I'm
going to tell you something. This is in Saint Paul.
(00:59):
You know many Apple with Saint Paul. This is the
Saint Paul's side of it. There's a face covering involved.
I'll play it for you and as you listen, I
just want you to understand. I think two thousand, three
hundred and fifty eight dollars is a small price to
pay to have our country free of these people.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
What we're all participating in here is a settler colony
on stolen land. This is a government that represents the
settlers and the capitalists and the other neoliberal fascists that
live amongst us. Why are they brutalizing all of these innocent,
(01:41):
beautiful people. What this government, what the system exists to do,
is to enforce private property. And if these people think
that they can just go live in the park, no, no, no,
that'll bring all our property values down. That'll claps the
whole system. So what can we do? Besides they can
(02:05):
plead you mother for a little bit of humanity. I
think what we should do is take their ability away
to brutalize us like this. I think we should take
away the weapons from the armed group of thugs that
they use to brutalize all of us.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
You know, those people would have no political power in
the United States of America if it wasn't for foreigners.
You know that, if it wasn't for foreigners, those people
would go back to the street corner where we would
drive by and laugh at them. But instead, instead they
(02:44):
are everywhere, they're in positions of power. Instead, they're out
there trying to what is that word they love to use, reimagine.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
The imagining impact requires leaders who will reimagine and who
will be unafraid to do so.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
We need local communities to reimagine policing, reimagine what safety
for all looks like. We have got to in America
reimagine how we are accomplishing public safety.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
This will be a moment to reimagine, reinvent, and recreate it.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Right now, the mayor is carrying out trying to reimagine
public safety and get us out of this process of
just thinking police officers is what is needed as public safety,
but thinking about the other pieces of it. In Minneapolis,
I think is on the right track at the moment.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
What do we do to make life better for everybody?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
We certainly have enough.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I mean, we just created the most number of billionaires
in the history of the world.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You know, we have enough.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
We could do this, but it's going to take some imagination,
reimagining of what.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
America reimagine always means destroy. That's what they're trying to do,
all of them. Let's do some emails, Jesse. Oh, by
the way, I forgot to mention Brandon Darby's coming up
half hour from now. We haven't had a cartel update
in ages. El Mencho's dead. What's happening down there. We'll
talk to Derby in a little bit. My boyfriend. This lady says,
I don't have a boyfriend. Sorry, I realize how that transitioned.
(04:18):
That didn't come up. Well, this is an email from
a woman, all right. My boyfriend is a higher up
in the corporate world and I'm a paralegal. He constantly
tells me I should have become an attorney, But then
I tell him if I had, I honestly probably wouldn't
have wanted a family because I'd be too focused on
(04:38):
my career. I've started to feel like a bit of
a loser for not going to law school and having
it all. Am I wrong for not applying myself more.
My priorities are having a family and money isn't everything
to me. Please don't say my name. I think your
(04:59):
priorities are perfect and I look at it. You didn't
elaborate on how much your boyfriend is pushing this, whether
this is just a comment that you took to heart,
or whether this is something that he's on you about.
If this is something he's on you about, you need
to dump that loser and go find somebody else. And
(05:20):
it is not everybody's lot in life to have a
family and kids. Some people are it's not everybody's lot
in life to get married. Different people have different paths,
and your path doesn't have to mirror your brothers or
your sisters, or your neighbor or but it doesn't have
to mirror that at all. It shouldn't. You have your
own thing. But if you're a woman and your desire
(05:43):
is to be a mom and make a home and
you don't want to have to exist in the corporate world,
that's the most wonderful thing in the world. Absolutely, the
most wonderful thing in the world. And ob likes to
give me a lot of credit for those two idiots
we raised. Who really are I mean, they really are
fine young men. It blows me away. I took my
(06:04):
I took James to breakfast yesterday morning. We had some time,
we had to leave the house's long story, but we
took into breakfast yesterday morning, no phone in his hand,
no nothing, just sat We just talked politics the whole time. Dad,
what's going on in Iran? Dad? Have you seen this?
About this?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
That?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It was just I came away, blown away by my
seventeen year old and od likes to give me a
lot of credit for that. But would they be like
that if she wasn't such a diligent mother. Not a chance,
not a chance in the world. And what will they
do now? I don't know. Truth they might end up
in prison. But what if they go on and do
(06:43):
something any of the raise good families, become this, contribute
this to society, that ah comes back to her. There's
nothing more blessed than a woman raising her children. Nothing Jesse.
There really is no hope. Oh gosh. Even during Trump
they barely count almost a million deportations by fudging the numbers.
Now low t Mark Wayne Mullen is citing almost a
(07:06):
million naturalizations. Even with our historic level of not denaturalizations
of twenty five individuals. We are not likely to see
every or ever see any real change in those numbers.
That math is the end of the country. No, it
can be, but it's not the headline. Trump judges turbocharge
(07:29):
deportation orders. I could keep going. We are getting some
of the things we want. You were never ever, ever, ever,
in a million years, going to get twenty million deportations
in a Trump administration. And that's not because of Donald Trump.
(07:51):
We do not have the legal things in place that
would facilitate that. We don't have the facilities to house
this many people and get them out. Didn't remember Remember this,
Remember if you're frustrated with the pace of deportations, remember
Ice before Donald Trump two point zero came in. ICE.
(08:11):
You know, those are the guys who have to do
the arresting and deporting. ICE had six thousand employees. Three
thousand of those were pencil pushers, three thousand dudes to
deport one hundred million people. So the Trump administration has
(08:31):
had to spend a year and a half staffing up.
Remember that big push they made. We want to hire
I think the number was one hundred thousand. I forget. Now,
we want to hire one hundred thousand ICE agents. Now,
by the way you put out the call for them.
Now you have to screen them. Who's qualified, who's a
dirt ball. Once you screen them, you have to train them,
get them ready to go. And then that brings me
(08:53):
to the judges. How many times have you sat and
bashed your head off the desk because the judges are
screwing everything up, stopping this, stopping that. It took a
freaking Act of Congress practically to deport that won dirt ball.
Always send him to Al Salvador. They brought him back.
(09:14):
Keep in mind, there are a lot of entities, including
many Republicans, who are highly invested in the mass importation
of foreigners. They don't care about their country. They don't
care about your culture, they don't care about the cleanliness
of your roads. They care about their political clout, they
(09:35):
care about money, they care about all kinds of other things,
but they never care at all for a second about
the United States of America. And these people are not
out of power just because we elected Donald Trump. They
are in positions of power all over the country. We
tried to deport or were currently are deporting three hundred
(09:58):
thousand Haitians who shouldn't have been and here at all.
And the governor who really had most of them in
his state, Mike DeWine in Ohio, went on a press
tour complaining about it. Well, they're good for the economy.
Remember when he pulled that they're good for the economy, Well,
they buy houses. We have a long way to go
(10:20):
to clean out this country of people who are invested
in slave labor. It's extremely similar to what the Romans
went through. The power structure of the Roman government became
highly invested in the mass importation of slaves. It just did.
(10:40):
They were making money off the slaves. They didn't care
that normal citizens were out of work, or that things
were dirtier, or crime or anything else. None of that
stuff crossed their mind. They only cared about themselves. I'm
looking at a headline right here, Trump hating Republican governors
conspire with Democrats to smuggle in even more my and
(11:00):
of course it's the governor of Utah Cox and the
governor of Oklahoma Stitt. We have legions of people, not
just on the other side, who don't want any foreigner
to leave. They want you to leave. They want the
foreigners here. We have a long way to go. All
(11:22):
we're going to do in four years of Donald Trump
is get that ball rolling right. The next guy, it's
to get it rolling faster. We have more. Hang on,
you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It
(11:42):
is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful, wonderful Thursday.
Brandon Darby's coming up ten minutes from now. Cartel Chronicles
Tomorrow's Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed in
now to Jesse at Jesse Kelly's dot com. Remember that
talk we've had many times before. But in fact, in fact,
(12:04):
the lady yesterday, when lady emailed in, she had taught
in the Inner City, and she said, a chocter, how
many kids genuinely thought Thanksgiving was evil, some evil white holiday.
And we've had this talk before. As much as people
get offended by it, it's true that there are parts
of the black infrastructure in this country, the black community
(12:28):
in this country, that are poisoning Black people on purpose.
It happens with these commi black pastors, happens with black politicians,
black entertainers, black media personnel, and they tell these gigantic,
ridiculous lies repeatedly to their own community, easily verifiable lies.
(12:55):
And the result is you're poisoning people, in ruining their happiness,
'm winning the rest of their lives. And it's this
horrible nefarious cycle that I look, it's easy to make
fun of them. I'm about to make fun of Angel Reese.
Of course, I feel sorrow for so many of these people.
Imagine being stuck in this doom loop. Here's this moron,
(13:19):
Angel Reese. She's apparently a WNBA player, talking about why
she didn't play with dolls when she was a little girl.
I didn't have dolls they looked like me.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
That that's why I kind of wanted to intentional.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Because I didn't play with dolls. The audio is a
little fuzzy because I didn't have dolls that look like me.
She's talking about black dolls. Black dolls have been readily
available in the United States of America since the nineteen seventies,
since before I was born. She's twelve years old. There
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are black dolls available everywhere. She could drive down to
Walmart or Target right now and go to the doll
section and there'll be legions of black dolls, legions of them.
That's just not true. So how could you believe something
like that. Well, I don't know who all the influences
(14:18):
in her life are, but they've all lied to her.
They've all poured poison into her eyes and ears, and
now she is poisoned, completely poisoned, a lunatic. It's terribly sad.
Hey part time. The minute Grandma Vodka and Chucky Schumer
didn't have the political capital to keep a lid on
(14:40):
the crazies on the extreme left, the Kamis immediately seize
control of the Democrat Party. Now the influence of the
DSA grows with every election. As much as I despise
those America hating degenerates, I can't help but admire the
tactics they used to advance the islamunist I never that before.
(15:00):
That's really good, the islammunist agenda. Communist in Islam, Chris,
you needed a minute. You need a minute for that. Anyway,
My question is, do you see an avenue for an
insurgency of hardcore anti communist warriors into the Republican Party
as the old guard of the GOP like McConnell, Graham,
Tillis and Thune are stretched, are stripped of power. Yes, yes,
(15:25):
and it's already happening. It's already happening. And it's already happening.
You can tell for a couple different reasons. It's not
just that guys like corn and lost, and it's not
just that guys like Cassidy lost. Lots of the other
losers in recent years than the last ten years have retired.
Jeff Flake, Jeff Flake is one of the biggest weeny
(15:47):
losers that has ever walked into the United States Senate.
He saw it coming a million miles away, and he
just walked away. Mitch McConnell's walking away. Well, he's getting
wheeled away. Tillis is retiring, and it's not all of them,
of course, why do you think that is? They know
which way the political winds are blowing. They understand their
(16:11):
brand of weenie low. TGP is out. It is out,
it's over. It's coming to an end, especially on the
subject of immigration. As I have brought up before, if
you're a Republican listening right now, maybe you're a super
moderate loser on the issue of immigration. While we do
need some more. Maybe you're one of those guys. And
(16:31):
if you are, fine, that's your business. I'm telling you
right now, it's political suicide. As the mood of the
country gets angrier and angrier, as the country gets dirtier,
more expensive, more crime ridden, there will be white hot
anger aimed at losers like James Lancret of Oklahoma who
try to give out amnesty and open up the border.
There will and it will get worse from here. And
(16:52):
that's a good thing. Brandon Darby is a good thing.
Speaking of the border. We'll talk to Brandon Darby about that,
probably talk to him a little bit of crime. Maybe
I'll ask them about identity theft? Do you think Do
you think online identity theft is just some random hacker
nerds sitting in his basement. There are criminal gangs across
(17:15):
the globe, Russia most definitely. All they do all day
long is scour the internet for your information, trying to
hack into these websites so they can get your name,
your address, your social Why to what end? It gets
them access to your bank account. They drain it. You
(17:35):
wake up one morning and it's empty. They take loans
out in your name, big ones, not just one either.
I should note they'll take three, four or five loans
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Speaker 3 (18:22):
Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Thursday,
and I'm so excited for this because it's been too long.
Joining me now, as promised, is the great Brandon Darby
of Breitbart, the Cartel Chronicles, the guy who has taught
us so much over the years, Brandon. Before we get
(18:46):
into all that stuff, the Eagles. I saw there playing
at that big fancy sphere in Las Vegas, and the
cheapest ticket is six hundred dollars. That's outrageous, right.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
You know what's outrageous? As I tried to. Don't laugh
at me, but I tried to get tickets to Dolly
Parton did Las Vegas, and two tickets to sit close
up front were like thirty grand and I did it.
Obviously didn't get the tickets, but it was thirty thousand
dollars to go sit near the front and see Dolly
(19:18):
Partner Las Vegas, the jerk.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Dolly Parton. Not that I would criticize that kind of thing, Brandon.
But was this done forty years ago or was this
fairly recent?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
It was fairly recent, but it was Doug. It was
Dug for It was not for me so, but I
was trying to be kind and nice to someone other
that I realized I needed to be cheaper just to
go to Dollywood or whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Or just take some of that cartel money randon. All right, now,
let's actually talk about that in a more serious way.
The last time we talked, El Mencho had been unalived
by somebody, and that whole powerful cartel was going to
have themselves a little bit of a leadership struggle. What's
happening there.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
Well, they're still having a leadership struggle, and the US
government is going after them. I think there's about, if
I'm not mistaken, about one hundred million dollars of rewards
different leaders of that cartel, different people who are trying
to spring up that are being offered by the US government,
And the US government's just we can have it on them,
(20:29):
you know. And force in Mexico to the central government
of Mexico is has caused some problems, but people within
that central government are cooperating with the US. Mexico's very
you know, Mexican president is very upset that people, you know,
we said her government are working directly with the US
going around you know, the going around the official channels
(20:54):
and helping the United States take out cartels. And it's
worked in I think as it should. There's a couple
of hiccups we you know, this week or last week
we published I think we actually published it Monday, but
by a bit last week Friday, but we published the
there's a whatded cartel guy named Elbelo in Mitchell Cord.
(21:14):
We published his address. We published where he hangs out
pictures of his house, and the Mexican government reacts by
going after all of you know, the people around him,
but still about him. So you know, he gets mad
and places a bounty on US agent, so that he
gets mad and places a bounty on one of my
(21:36):
writers because we published his address. He doesn't like it,
you know, but that's what we do, and we're happy
to do it. We do it again, and and we're
going to keep beating the drum until the US gunment
goes after him and every one of these guys is
stick their head heads up. We're going to create as
much pressure as possible by sharing information in there, you know,
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our government and Mexico's government, and to keeping the pressure.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Of Brandon again. Speaking with Brandon Darby Breitbard Cartel chronicles Brandon.
What level of technology are these cartels operating under now?
Because I hear various things, but most of what I
hear is they are they have encrypted columns, is what
I've heard. I've heard that technologically they are not only good,
but they are advancing just because they have the money.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Correct, Yeah, they have. They have every fay imaginable. They
you know, they have every sage money can buy. They
have ways of communicated with each other that are very
difficult either for the US government to listen to. Odd
but the one problem they have and again, this is
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what happens. You see this over and over again. Right,
we look at the amount of money and I don't
know the exact about, but the amount of money that
here's an example, right, kind of related but not direct.
The US governments spent a lot of money on contracts
and all this technology that would detect you know, cartel tunnels,
(23:09):
smuggling tunnels under the US border. Right today, to my knowledge,
I know it was true as of two years ago.
I think it's still true. There have been no tunnels detected.
With those hundreds of millions of dollars of technology, all
of the tunnel detections have happened from human intelligence, from ubit,
(23:30):
from sources, you know, from sources who get cash to
share information. All of the tunnels that we've discovered and
been discovered because of human intelligence. And you know, the
problem these guys have is that they can spend as
much money as they want on technology. But in a
criminal organization, there are always people under you who want
(23:53):
you to be god and who want to take your place,
and they are all too happy to help You're Italy
find you. And that's what keeps happening to these guys.
So they can spend all the money they want to spend.
They could have as much money as Elon Musk, and
they're not. They're still not going to be able to
shirk the facts that there are people around them who
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are going to share information about them.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Can this war be won? Brandon? That the war on drugs,
the war on the cartels. I know, we can kill
them and arrest them and find their tunnels and things
like that. Is there a destination? Is victory possible?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Well, it's like it's like the war on bacteria. It
dirt it dust in your house, Jesse, like not that
your house is dirty, don't get involved. But in idiot
euphemistic Jesse's house, here's how this works. You got to
keep cleaning the house. You need to keep cleaning your toilet.
But no matter how much you cleaned your toilet, there's
always going to be something to clean, right, But the
(24:58):
consequences of just cleaning things go really, really bad. And
that's what this is, like, that's what we're going to
fight until Mexico has, you know, a non stratified economy
where people have mobility and and you know, more Mexicans
are part of the middle class, and there's not this
huge discrepancy you know, which again I'm not attacking capitalism,
(25:22):
I'm attacking leftism when I say this, you know, leftist ideology.
Until there's not this huge discrepancy between the masses who
are extremely poor and the few who have a lot,
who are connected to togethernment, we're going to keep seeing
problems like this. You know, not to sound like Barack Obama,
but there was some truth, right and saying like even
(25:44):
with terrorism or with organized crime, the the long term
answer is economic opportunity, right, But now the short term
answers where I disagree with liberals on right like, I
don't think that overlooking it or turning my head or
our feeling sympathy for our enemies is the way to
get there. But I think the way to get there
(26:06):
is the more right rig approach, which is to to, uh,
you know, absolutely go after our enemies, but but in
the long term. And you know, there's a reason that
Canada doesn't have these problems in Mexico does. Right, There's
a reason that uh that that it's that way and
it and it has to do with the fact that,
you know, with policy, and it has to do with
(26:28):
with with what the economies are like for for most people.
There's just such a huge discrepancy between our economic well
being and Mexico's economic well being. And uh, and there's
you know, there's a lot of room for crime, and
there's a lot of people who are going to turn
to crime. And you know, when your government is is
(26:49):
very far left, and and they use that governmental people
use that governmental power to promote their own interests and
not the interests of the majority of people. Uh. You know,
when they exploit that governmental power, that governmental control over
the economy, you get what we have in Mexico, right,
You get that where you have a society that is
(27:11):
very anti gun. It's been drilled in their heads since
their last revolution. They hate guns and the government won't
allow them to have those guns. But the cartels have guns, right,
So you know, it's the reason that I can publish
this guy's address, you know, a big cartel bosses address,
and feel reasonably safe doing so because if they show
(27:34):
up around me, I have the ability to throw lead
right back at them. Right, And the people in Mexico don't,
to put it simply, unless they're criminals, they don't have
the ability to defend themselves. I can tell you that
what's happening and most of Mexico would not be happening
in the United States because we were, especially in Texas,
because we wouldn't put up with it, and we wouldn't
(27:56):
put up with this kind of stuff, right, we wouldn't
put up with people tell them us what we can
and can't print, what we can and can't say. We
just went and tolerated. But they kind of have to.
That's again because of far left of center policies or
attitudes that they can't do anything about their own problems
that we're having to as a country.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
He is Brandon Darby Brandon, Thanks you so much, my friend.
As always, I appreciate it. I appreciate super Sure too.
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(28:43):
whatever you happen to be. Isn't it your worst time
of year insurance renewal season because you don't have a broker.
You have multiple brokers, you have multiple policies. Of course,
you also don't even understand how all of them fit
together in the policies individually. Nobody. He makes it completely
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday, And of course
(29:50):
remember that all of tomorrow belongs to you. It's asked
doctor Jesse Friday. So get your questions emailed in now
to Jesse at Jesse kelly'sshow dot com. Vance. Federal government
has identified two hundred and thirty billion dollars in fraud
just since March deadline. Nearly half of the ACA that's
(30:15):
the Obamacare stuff Medicaid expansion enrollees were ineligible in twenty
twenty four because Democrats are the largest criminal enterprise in
the history of the world. They have been stealing billions
and billions and billions of dollars in your money, and
we're finally doing something up.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Does the socialism thing scare me?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yes? Is it the wrong solution? Yes?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
But one thing I try to persuade my fellow Republicans
of is socialism is the alternative. If we don't have
a pathway to give people sense that the system is
not rigged and that the American dream is attainable.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
That's like our job, that's what we have to do.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
I'm not saying Rome was built in Aday. It's not
going to be easy to undo some of these trends.
But man, we ran the experiment. We ran the experiment
of offshoring all of our industrial jobs, of becoming a
services and finance economy and allowing Wall Street to come
in and buy every asset of modern life and turn
(31:16):
it into an investible you know, line goes up asset.
And what has that done. It's created a generation of
kids who kind of are attracted to socialism.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
You have to fix that problem.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Well with kids that do feel And you're correct, and
I agree with you. The system is rigged. Kids feel
like there are no options other than to burn it down. Yes,
and that's the problem. And because they feel very frustrated.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
And this is part of our job is to provide
an option that isn't burn it down, but is not
just doing the same things that we've done.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That's excellent. You know what else is excellent? Red Lobster.
Don't make that face, Chris. I I can't even tell
you how excited I am to take James to Red Lobster.
I think it's been months since I've had it. I
(32:09):
want to remind you of a sad, sad fact. They
took away their blue cheese dressing for the longest time
my entire life, Red Lobster had the best blue cheese
on earth. I have no idea what kind it was
or where they got it. Probably made it in house,
you scratch made, like most things in there. But they
(32:29):
took it away last time I was in there. So
that's sad. What's not sad is the Maazi sticks. No
one thinks. No one thinks Mazi stick when they think
about Red Lobster, but they should. The best mozzarella sticks
on earth. You can buy them in Red Lobster. I'm
not even kidding. Their shrimp scampy top notch. Their shrimp alfredo,
(32:55):
you can get it. It's not on the menu. You
have to know people. I'm kidding. Desk you can get it. Cagun.
You can ask for Cageun shrimp Alfredo. The Cheddarbay biscuits.
You dip them in the shrimp scampy butter and then
I'll give you one more. When you were getting ready
(33:17):
to leave, you ask your waitress politely if you can
get some Cheddar Bay biscuits to go. She'll say yes,
they always do. They're well trained. You take your cheddarbaby
biscuits home. The next morning, you wake up you throw
a couple cheddar Bay biscuits in the microwave twenty thirty seconds,
(33:40):
pull them out, drop them in a bowl, probably microwave
them in a bowl. In the bowl goes two or
three over easy eggs, some shredded cheese, and if you're
really feeling extra spicy, get some milk and some flour
and some cage and seas. Put it in a frying pan.
(34:01):
Make yourself a little cage and gravy and pour that
over the top of it. You are about to eat
like a king. What what Chris? Tell me? That doesn't
sound good? That's kosher too? Everything I just said that
was is that not kosher? You people can eat that? Wait?
I know, I know you can't eat meat and cheese.
(34:24):
You can you eat eggs and cheese. I just gave
you a kosher meal, Chris, Jewish friendly, right, You're welcome
for it. You're welcome. And now here's a headline, you know,
you know the thing headlines We didn't get to Israel
to scale back Gaza strikes, to give Trump's Hamas disarmament
(34:47):
a disarmament plan a chance. This is it's just part
of this ongoing thing to try to get things calm
down over there so Trump can come come home. Everything
everything's everything's aimed towards that. Speaking of which, Iran threatened
to black out the golf if the US hit their
power plants. So they weren't necessarily going to attack us,
(35:08):
although I'm sure they were going to do that. They
were going to attack the other golf states, the other
golf states who don't have the ability to defend themselves.
Remember that. It just it's an endlessly complicated, big old
friggin mess. Trump administration locates one hundred and forty eight
thousand unaccounted for illegal immigrant children. The Democrat Party facilitated
the largest human slave trade in the history of mankind
(35:31):
the last time we gave them power. Let's not do
that again. Trump says we may have to send oil
prices up again. Let's not lead with that until November.
Senate panel votes to hold Fauci in contempt. Look, it
ain't prison, but it ain't nothing. At least it's something. JD.
Vance warns limousine socialists will destroy Michigan auto jobs and
(35:56):
depress American wages. This Michigan race is going to be
something to see. This Abdul al Saye guy is a
true communist to the core. He would be he'd be
to the left of Bernie Sanders, and he'd be sitting
inside the United States Senate. That's generally not good. You
know what is good, asked doctor Jesse Friday. It's the
(36:20):
greatest thing in the world. I mean that in Red Lobster,
and it's coming tomorrow. I will see you, I will
answer your questions. We'll have a good time. That's all.
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