June 9, 2026 • 39 mins
Iran downed one of our helicopters. Watch out for tropical storm Christina. If Democrats can't get one of there's in to office in a red state then they simply push someone like John Cornyn. The battle of little big horn
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly
Show on a wonderful Tuesday. So much still to get to.
We have to talk about the destruction of Seattle. There's
a tropical storm coming I need to warn you about
because I'm telling you, well, there's something we have to
discuss there. I'll spend about five and a half seconds
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on the newest de rons, stuff of the emails, and
so much more coming up in the final hour of
the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, speaking of emails,
I got this one gifted one.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I like this guy.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
The headlines keep reading Judge blocks Trump on this and
Judge denies Trump that why is whatever Kami that filed
the suit? That the judge all right, so he's mad
about the judges. And for instance, here's a headline from
today Epic Times, Judge blocks Trump's one hundred thousand dollars
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fee for h one B visas. This brings me an
opportunity to again give you a little rule that I
think you will find helpful. It is one that I
have found helpful time in time, and time and time
and time again. I am no expert on legal matters.
I've never pretended be pretended to be. I am stupid uneducated.
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I went to community college and didn't even get a
degree from there. So I'm not going to speak to
you asuma cum lattie or whatever these stupid Latin words
are that the lawyers use, and not going to do
any of that. I'm not gonna do anything. I'm going
to just simply do this. The legal system in the
United States have America, It's complicated. It's complicated in part
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because we are a country of three hundred million people.
We have federal laws and federal courts. We have state
laws and state courts. We got county, we got city,
we got that. So now you have these different jurisdictions,
and you have the judges in the gear and the
DA's and there, and the brid to deal with that.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's complicated, all right. That's one. Two.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I understand what's known as clickbait. You know what clickbait
is just something something explosive sounding. And the idea is,
if you put it on the internet, explosive sounding the
key to long life. That's the kind of thing that
makes you go, oh, click, I better see what it is.
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Even if you don't trust that you're thinking, I mean
the mis Well, click and see what it is more
eyeballs to whatever website. Only help my guys do this
with my YouTube channel. I should note at Jesse Kelly
DC is the YouTube channel.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I don't do. I don't deal with it. I don't
even know how to log in.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Last time I looked, virtually every headline on there was
clickbait of some kind. It's designed to make you click.
So I'm not like, I'm not washing my hands this
whole thing. Clearly, I'm involved in the political sphere left
and right. There's all kinds of clickbait designed to make
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you click headline. And this is not an insult to
the Epic Times, who I actually like a lot. Judge
blocks Trump's one hundred thousand dollars visa or one hundred
thousand dollars fee for h one b visas. That's the
kind of thing that makes your blood pressure spike through
the roof, You go crazy, You dial up an email
to me and you say you are these scumbag judges
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of that. When it comes to legal matters, don't ever
get too high or too low on anything you read.
When it comes to a judge's ruling unless it says
Supreme Court somewhere in the headline. Once the Supreme Court
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has ruled on something, I'm not going to say there's
no going back, because we saw after Roe versus Waged
was fifty years old, we.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Did go back.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
So you may go back one day, but for a while,
that Supreme Court ruling, that's going to be the way
it is, all right. But if it doesn't say Supreme Court,
if it says judge, district court, lower court, whatever it says,
don't ever get too high, don't ever get too low. Yes,
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there are legions of judges put into place by the communists,
and again, as we continue to discuss there, they're warriors
for the communist revolution, probably the most important warriors for
the Communist revolution. And that's how they see themselves. They
are not there to interpret the law, or they're not
there to preside over cases. They are there to make
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every ruling they can to move the communist revolution forward.
When a Republican becomes president of the United States of America,
they are going to step up and step in and
try to shield the Communist revolution from anything that might
impede it.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
If you don't believe me.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Go look at the injunctions against Trump versus every other
United States president. Donald Trump in particular, his rise coincides
with the rise of communism on the left, and so
he has been I hate using this term, the victim
of this more than any other president ever. Has lower
judge steps in, lower judge steps in. Lower judge steps in.
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These rulings, though, are almost always unlawful, because again the
judge wasn't trying to be lawful, he was trying to
move the revolution forward. The rulings are almost always unlawful,
and almost always it gets overruled. They're just trying to
slow things down, gum up the gears enough so we
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can't truly oppose.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
The communist revolution.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Nevertheless, the idea is, don't ever get too high. Don't
ever get too low. With clickbait headlines that say something
about judge does this, judge rules this way, you read
the headline and you think, oh no, it's over, it's
not happening now. Usually these judges don't have that kind
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of authority. They can slow it down, stop it for
a day or a week, but then some other court
steps in that it's not generally as bad as it sounds.
You know it is as bad as it sounds the
internals in the Democrat Party. Why is it so bad?
Because the Communists are now running for higher office, full
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blown committed communists are running for higher office and they're
winning primaries. I want you to listen to this. His
name is Manny Routinelle. He's running to be a Rep.
In Colorado. Listen.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Quote, the factory farming of animals is one of the
largest sources of suffering on the planet. You also said,
quote animal agriculture is a horrific, exploitative industry. Feel free
to take a minute on this. Do you still believe
what you said? And how will that affect the way
that you lead?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Look, farmers and ranchers are my friends. I've been honored
to be supported by United farm Workers, United Food and
Commercial Workers, which represents the meat packers over at JPS
in Greeley. I will always fight for our ranchers and farmers,
and right now Donald Trump and Gabe Evans are creating
terrible conditions for them with their chaotic and corrupt tariff pol.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Would you mind answering the question, though, of whether you
still believe the animal agriculture is a horrific, exploitative industry.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Colorado ranchers and farmers are the envy of the world.
They have the best practices, the most sustainable practice. They
produce the best.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You, of course can hear that he's lying now because
it's politically inconvenient, But you also know exactly how that
guy will govern if he gets in. He's a communist,
he's a street animal. He's trying to get promoted. He
doesn't want to be a street animal anymore. He wants
to be an elite animal. Now listen to this.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Seven years ago, as a student at Yale, you got
arrested for storming a football field during a game for
a protest against oil and gas.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You are now running to.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Represent a district that is a big oil and gas producer. Question,
do you still believe as your group said that day, Hey,
hey ho ho, fossil fuels have got to go.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
You know, for that protest, I was a legal observer.
I was making sure that folks were safe.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I only brought up this goober because this is how
you got Graham Platner in Maine. That's how you got
this guy. It's how you got this new commie rising
through the ranks. In Los Angeles. This is happening across
the country in the Democrat Party. This guy might be
the next senator. He may very well be the next
senator from Michigan.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Some of those posts included messages that said, the champion
to the defund the police movement described the police as
quote standing armies.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Why did you take those posts down?
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Let me just speak to a vision for public safety
that I think all of us can agree with. I
think all of us want to be safe. We want
to know that we can get home safely. We don't
want to worry about being the victim of somebody's violence,
whether it's from a neighbor or the state itself.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
That is abdu l said. And he's not running to
be dog catcher in a tiny town in western Pennsylvania.
He may very well win the nomination to be the
Democrat nominee in the state of Michigan in the United
States Senate. And if he goes on to win that
Senate race, and he may, Michigan can go blue pretty easily.
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He'll be ruling on the most important subjects in the
United States of America. The radicals have moved off the
street corner and the Democrat Party and they are what
they say in the Jeffersons. Moving on up, I need
to talk to you about a tropical storm you should
be worried about. I'll spend five seconds on Iran, get
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five seconds on Iran and emails. I wanted to warn
you about something I normally don't do this. I'm not
a weatherman, and I don't do a lot of natural
disaster stuff, but I saw this headline and I got very,
very afraid. To be honest with you, Central America is
on alert as tropical Storm Christina approaches. Have you ever
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known a Christina? She's insane, wasn't she? What? Chris? We
can have a talk about about names and how indicative
they are about things that Christina in your life.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Did she hurt you or someone you love? She did?
I know she did? They all do.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
You need to be very very careful with any tropical
storm named Christina. Hey, Chris, mark my words right now.
In fact, I want you to write this down. Not
that we're gonna celebrate, but this storm is gonna kill
people as soon what we can have these talks. As
soon as I as soon as I saw the name,
I knew someone's gonna die. Uh. If you live anywhere
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in Central America, you need to get on your raft
now and get out, or a horse or whatever you
happen to own for transportation, It's time to get out now. Guatemala,
you're probably just screwed. Nicaragua, same thing. El Salvador, we're
rooting for you. Christina is coming, Okay, Christina is coming,
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and you're going to die. Speaking of dying, the Iranians
shut down one of our Apache helicopters. It's an attack helicopter.
They're freaking sweet. I'm not going to go into it
right now. One really cool thing we sent a boat
out AI boat, unmanned boat. And I don't mean a
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little mini boat, a sizable boat that was unmanned went
out there to locate the down pilots. Apparently they were
in the water for a couple hours, which had to
be a little bit nerve wracking. And then the unmanned boat,
I guess it just cruised right up to them and
they hopped on and it went on home. Pilots intel
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really great, happy ending to a really ugly story. Trump
came out and immediately promised We're going to retaliate. Since then,
it kind of sounded like he's backed off that a
little ah, no must, no fuss, nobody died. Trump just
he keeps bending over backwards to try to preserve a deal,
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and he's stuck. He just is stuck and had it
sucks to be stuck, it does. It's not an enviable position.
He got us over there, and now two of the
three entities don't want us to leave, And well, I really,
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really really hope, and I'm starting to get nervous about this.
I really hope we're not going to be sitting here
talking about this leading up to November. Please don't tell
me we're gonna still.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Be doing that.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
We're ninety five a deal up to November.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
What Chris Well that's the problem.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Jewish producer Chris said, well, what can he do if
the other two parties don't really want peace.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Much?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Just he can't do much now that you're over there,
we talked about it before you choose to get involved
with a couple's divorce, don't think that you're going to
come out of it clean and now you're involved, don't
get involved. Once you get involved, there ain't no clean
ways out.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
It was freaking ugly.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Hey, Jesse, I love your show, but we're talking about
the Republican primary in California, which is already over with.
I'd love for you to talk some about the Oklahoma
GOP primary. The local news stations, especially on TV, are
covering the absolute worst candidates. They're using polls that are unscientific.
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We got a great candidate in Jake Merrick, but they
always want to say that he's not one of the
top candidates. They want to promote GETTNR. Drummond, who is
a spineless and a communist running for the GOP nomin
eight nomination. The other people they promote are against this
and the ends that I haven't talked to a single
person who says they're going to be voting for Drummond,
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yet the news station acts like he's the top candidate. Okay,
So I'd be lying to you if I told you
I'd been paying attention to Jake Merrick or this supposed
communist getting or Drummond or anything like that. But all
that rings true and rings true because of something we've
talked about many times before. In a red state, in
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any red area, the communists know they're not going to
get a Democrat elected. What's the next best thing, Get
a geo peer elected who's kind of with you. He'll
be with you on some big important things. You know,
he's going to vote against you some of the time,
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or he's not going to get elected. You know, he's
going to speak out against you some of the time,
or he's not going to get elected. But you know
when something really really important happens, that he's going to
step up and he's going to take your side. They
do this in Wyoming, they do this in Oklahoma, they
do this in Texas. They do this across the red
areas of the country. Yeah, look at John Cornyn. John
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Cornyn got by on that for years. The commediess loved them. True,
remember when he lost the primary they were all sad.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Tuesday.
Remember if you miss any part of the show, you
can download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Along the lines of
what we were just talking about about, how in a
red area, for instance, the state of Texas, I'll use
that because I'm here, communists are going to keep trying
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to take Texas because it's so important to them, But
they also understand it's going to be hard to get
a Democrat elected here. Bottom Tall Rico is not going
to get elected to the United States Senate here. It's
just not so. If you can't have somebody like Bottom,
what's the next bec's thing? The next best thing is
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somebody like John Cornyn. If you're a communist, you know
that John Cornyn is going to have one hundred votes
that you don't like. He's going to vote for things
that make you want to scream. But you also know,
in crucial moments where you really need a win for
the communist revolution, John Cornyn is evil and corrupt and
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stupid enough to step up and deliver that win for you.
So you grit your teeth and you kind of push
John Cornyon because you know when there's a Uvalde school shooting,
and you're trying to act like the savage you are
to gut to grab guns on the backs of dead kids.
You need a couple. You'll only need a couple corrupt
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Republicans who will help you in that fight? And who
did Mitch McConnell go to John Cornyn got a nice
quote from John Cornyan today this Manu Raju. I think
he's with CNN. I think I have that right, Manu Raju. Yeah,
with CNN. He asked John Cornyn if he feels like
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he has more freedom now? And Cornyn said, and I quote,
are you kidding? Of course? Absolutely? My liberation day May
twenty sixth, May twenty sixth, In case you're wondering, May
twenty sixth, this is the day he officially lost his primary,
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lost his runoff to Ken Paxton. Why would John Cornyn
call that his let me make sure I have this right,
his liberation day? Why would that be his liberation day?
What's what's he liberated from? You know what he's liberated
from you?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Twenty three years on office? Chris, Yeah, twenty three years
in public office. For twenty three years, John Cornyn has
had to hide who he really is, because otherwise the
voters in the state of Texas would have voted him
out twenty three years, John Cornyn has lied to your
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face about who he is and what he believes. That's
what this is. There's no other way to read that quote.
Do you have more freedom?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Now?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That was my liberation day. I'm finally free from having
to pretend to care about the Rubes, the stupid peasants,
those dumb Americans who love God and guns and freedom.
Eugh makes me sick. I've had those people for twenty
three years in office. Now that they decided to finally
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send me packing, Now that my political career is over, oh,
I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
How many times have I told you? And you're finding
it out now with the Tom Tillis's and Mitch mcconnald's
and John cornyns. How many times have I told you?
The Republican senator from the red state usually hates you
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far more than the Democrat senator from a blue state.
You hate Chuck Schumer, So what Chuck Schumer doesn't hate you.
Chuck Schumer ever thinks about you, doesn't care about you.
At all, because Chuck Schumer is never ever ever going
to need you. Chuck Schumer doesn't hate you one bit.
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You've never caused Chuck Schumer one bit of stress or angst.
You know what else, Chuck Schumer has never, never, once
had to lie to earn your vote. John Cornyn has,
Mitch McConnell has, Mike Browns has Asagram has, John Curtis has,
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John Thune, has John Kennedy has. I could go down
the list of these red state senators.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Gosh, do they hate you?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Sometimes they're so sick of having to pretend to care
about you. I even had to go to church on Sunday.
Ew you know that you know that Senator Naked Kendall
hates you, right, James Langford of Oklahoma, you know that
he hates your guts. He's going to present that youth
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pastor smile. Do you every chance he get I went
to church with him this Sunday. The second he gets
to DC and the cameras are off and he gets
backstage with his Democrat friends, all they do is complain
about you, And the day his political career is over
Lord willing you take it away in a primary, maybe
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he retires the day his political career is over, you
will hear quotes from dorks like James Langford, just like
this one from John Cornyn. Oh, I'm finally free. I
finally can let go of these morons. Gosh, I can't
stand these people. Jesse the Game of Thrones quote. When
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you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die.
There is no middle ground. Is there a better quote
to explain how the Democrat Communist Party thinks and operates.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I'll play it for you this time, and this time
I'm gonna let it play. It's kind of hard because
they're stupid and they're sitting there giggling. But these former
Bernie staffers, they're now communist recruiters. Why is there a
communist Nazi the Democrat nominee of Maine? Why is that
a thing? They went out and found him and after
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looking at him, they said, this is our guy. Democrats, Communists,
they treat politics like it's their religion, because it is.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Did the vetting process turn up the tattoo that became
so controversial, No, the reddit posts did that turn up
in the vetting process.
Speaker 7 (26:33):
The firm sent us a thing and it had some
of the posts, but it didn't have all of them.
Speaker 11 (26:41):
And what did you think about that?
Speaker 10 (26:44):
How did you think your way through the fact that
he had posted these things on social media?
Speaker 7 (26:50):
I said, none of this well or should stop him
from becoming.
Speaker 11 (26:54):
A US senator? And what was your thinking?
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Very I think if what the voters wanted were people
who were grown in bats and had never done or
said anything that they might regret their entire lives.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm gonna let this
go again for a second. But the voice, Chris, you
knew I was gonna have to say something.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Didn't you?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Is it? Is it elevated estrogen? Is that what I'm hearing?
I don't. I don't know why you at doc like,
I'll tell you. I rewind it just a little bit.
I'm sorry, and then I'll let it play. I just
can't get over a man speaking you have.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
A very different country, stop him from becoming us?
Speaker 11 (27:43):
How did you think your way through here?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
What's coming up? It's coming up?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
This is a dude, any talking. I can't even make
my voice do this.
Speaker 11 (27:54):
The fact that he had posted these things on social media.
Speaker 7 (27:57):
I said, none of this well or should stop them
from becoming a US.
Speaker 11 (28:01):
Senator, And what was you thinking?
Speaker 7 (28:03):
Very I think if what the voters wanted were people
who were grown in bats and had never done or
said anything that they might regret their entire lives, we'd
have a very different country. Part of our thesis here
is that people do not want their candidates grown in bats.
They want people who are real human beings, and they
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want people who do not look and sound like the
background people who've been leading this country off a cliff
for the last century.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
That dude's got to be gay? What No, Chris, No,
he's never had to speak with his chest before. What
does that mean to speak with your chest? I don't
even know what that means.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I don't know what the explanation is, but I know this.
I think my dad would have hit me if I
ever talked like that. What, Chris, I'm serious? Need have
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Engagement between the seventh US Cavalry and the Combined Warriors
of the Sioux Cheyenne and a rap A Hole Nations.
Will you do a bit on that in your show?
I'll tell you what. Write this one down, Chris, I'll
do a little bit on this on Friday. Because I
feel bad. I'm leaving for two days. It's not my fault.
This is the suit's fault. I'm not going on vacation.
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I swear I won't have any fun at all.
Speaker 11 (31:20):
All right.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
I might have a little bit of fun, but this is.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
The suit's fault. It's not my fault. I'm coming back
on Friday, all right. I'm sorry I have to come
back to this. I don't mean to dwell on it,
but I can't get it out of my head. The
voice of this dude, me, Chris Corey. We all made
an effort at this during the break to make our
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voice do this. Nobody was successful. I don't understand, as
a dude, how it's possible to make your voice do this.
There's anyway here it is. It's a little bit of
a longer clip, but we'll get to the gig his
voice in a second.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
Did the vetting process turn up the tattoo that became
so controversial.
Speaker 11 (32:06):
Now the reddit posts? Did that turn up in the
vetting process?
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Hm?
Speaker 7 (32:16):
The firm sent us a thing and it had some
of the po but it didn't have all of them.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Okay, So he started out and he sounded normal, relatively normal,
but then like something harper and now you hear it.
I don't know what's going on?
Speaker 11 (32:40):
And what did you think about that?
Speaker 10 (32:42):
How did you how did you think your way through
the fact that he had posted these things on social.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Here it comes.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
If you're a dude, I want you while this is playing,
I want you to try to do this. I don't
know what it is. Suck a helium, balloon, balloon or something.
I want you to try to do I try it,
I legit tried. I can't meet you I.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Said none of this well or should stop him from
becoming a US center.
Speaker 11 (33:08):
And what was your thinking?
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Arry?
Speaker 7 (33:10):
I think if what the voters wanted were people who
were grown in bats and had never done or said
anything that they might regret their entire lives, we'd have
a very different country. Part of our thesis here has
that people.
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All right.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
California allows voters to register with the gym card, insurance card,
an employer ID, none of which verify or identify citizenship.
The state is so nakedly communist and corrupt they let
you register to vote with a gym card. Do you
remember that story Bill Malujin, I want to make sure
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he gets credit. He brought up this story earlier today.
I want to say it was from last year. The
story was this, this woman in California was getting fed
up with how corrupt the system was to vote, so
she registered her dog. She did this as a form
of protest. She registered her dog to vote, and her
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dog successfully voted in California's election. Successfully They counted her
dog's vote. She also had her dog vote in the
federal election. The Feds caught it almost immediately and shut
it down. That's not accidental. Those aren't what do they
call it, gaps in the system. They're exploiting some gaps
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in the system. There are flaws that is intentional, that
is intentionally constructing a system so you can steal elections.
I want to go ahead and play a little montage.
This is courtesy of NewsBusters Scott Pelly, who was whining
yesterday about how he doesn't like all this newfound bias.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
You're some of his career highlights.
Speaker 12 (36:03):
The president doubles down on a falsehood. It has been
a busy day for presidential statements divorced from reality. Well,
the president's real troubles again today were not with the media,
but with the facts. This comes after a rough start
to his presidency, a weekend of tweeting, tantrums and falsehoods
(36:24):
from the president and his spokesman, and today the president
made a claim about the size of his electoral victory,
a claim that wasn't remotely true. Some of the problems
mister Trump promised to solve last night don't actually exist.
Since his inauguration, mister Trump has continually stamped rumors with
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the seal of the President.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
I'm going to stop that there, because that goes on
for a full minute of that. And yet that's the
same Scott Pelley who said this.
Speaker 6 (36:57):
Elly pointed to his February coverage of the killing of
ice protester Renee Good, alleging Barry Weiss directed his team
to make the protesters look more violent and to describe
Good as driving toward the officer who shot her.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
There was a thumb on the scale for the president's
version of events that I felt was a level of
political influence that I had never seen.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
He's just a communist, and as a communist, he believes
the media should only represent communism and promote communism, and
anytime it deviates from that, he legitimately thinks it's biased.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
And now he has a headline.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
But oh, you know, you know the thing.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Headlines we didn't get to you.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Massachusetts Senate approves outdoor drinking and three am last call option. Well,
praise God. Everyone knows we need more drunken noise these
sports fans Seattle. Mayer shrugs off millionaire tax concerns as
forty four percent of business leaders consider leaving the last
one out of Seattle. Please turn out the lights that
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wants awesome. American city has just committed suicide. With who
it votes in? What else to say? Biting is not allowed?
Estonia's police chief warns after at tax on officers, Sorry
I thought this was a free country. Pole finds that
seventy six percent of Ohio voters support enshrining photo ID
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in the state constitution. Yes, but how are Democrats supposed
to get elected if that kind of thing happens. Carmelo
Anthony's lawyer blames Austin Metcalf for his own death and
shocking courtroom argument and draws outrage. Remember that Carmelo Anthony's
wonderful parents spent all the fundraiser money on themselves, left
their seventeen year old with a public defender, and now
(38:58):
he's going to prison, probably for the rest of his life.
I will see you again on Friday. That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly
Show on a wonderful Tuesday. So much still to get to.
We have to talk about the destruction of Seattle. There's
a tropical storm coming I need to warn you about
because I'm telling you, well, there's something we have to
discuss there. I'll spend about five and a half seconds
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on the newest de rons, stuff of the emails, and
so much more coming up in the final hour of
the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, speaking of emails,
I got this one gifted one.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I like this guy.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
The headlines keep reading Judge blocks Trump on this and
Judge denies Trump that why is whatever Kami that filed
the suit? That the judge all right, so he's mad
about the judges. And for instance, here's a headline from
today Epic Times, Judge blocks Trump's one hundred thousand dollars
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fee for h one B visas. This brings me an
opportunity to again give you a little rule that I
think you will find helpful. It is one that I
have found helpful time in time, and time and time
and time again. I am no expert on legal matters.
I've never pretended be pretended to be. I am stupid uneducated.
(01:40):
I went to community college and didn't even get a
degree from there. So I'm not going to speak to
you asuma cum lattie or whatever these stupid Latin words
are that the lawyers use, and not going to do
any of that. I'm not gonna do anything. I'm going
to just simply do this. The legal system in the
United States have America, It's complicated. It's complicated in part
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because we are a country of three hundred million people.
We have federal laws and federal courts. We have state
laws and state courts. We got county, we got city,
we got that. So now you have these different jurisdictions,
and you have the judges in the gear and the
DA's and there, and the brid to deal with that.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's complicated, all right. That's one. Two.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I understand what's known as clickbait. You know what clickbait
is just something something explosive sounding. And the idea is,
if you put it on the internet, explosive sounding the
key to long life. That's the kind of thing that
makes you go, oh, click, I better see what it is.
(02:52):
Even if you don't trust that you're thinking, I mean
the mis Well, click and see what it is more
eyeballs to whatever website. Only help my guys do this
with my YouTube channel. I should note at Jesse Kelly
DC is the YouTube channel.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I don't do. I don't deal with it. I don't
even know how to log in.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Last time I looked, virtually every headline on there was
clickbait of some kind. It's designed to make you click.
So I'm not like, I'm not washing my hands this
whole thing. Clearly, I'm involved in the political sphere left
and right. There's all kinds of clickbait designed to make
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you click headline. And this is not an insult to
the Epic Times, who I actually like a lot. Judge
blocks Trump's one hundred thousand dollars visa or one hundred
thousand dollars fee for h one b visas. That's the
kind of thing that makes your blood pressure spike through
the roof, You go crazy, You dial up an email
to me and you say you are these scumbag judges
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of that. When it comes to legal matters, don't ever
get too high or too low on anything you read.
When it comes to a judge's ruling unless it says
Supreme Court somewhere in the headline. Once the Supreme Court
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has ruled on something, I'm not going to say there's
no going back, because we saw after Roe versus Waged
was fifty years old, we.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Did go back.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
So you may go back one day, but for a while,
that Supreme Court ruling, that's going to be the way
it is, all right. But if it doesn't say Supreme Court,
if it says judge, district court, lower court, whatever it says,
don't ever get too high, don't ever get too low. Yes,
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there are legions of judges put into place by the communists,
and again, as we continue to discuss there, they're warriors
for the communist revolution, probably the most important warriors for
the Communist revolution. And that's how they see themselves. They
are not there to interpret the law, or they're not
there to preside over cases. They are there to make
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every ruling they can to move the communist revolution forward.
When a Republican becomes president of the United States of America,
they are going to step up and step in and
try to shield the Communist revolution from anything that might
impede it.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
If you don't believe me.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Go look at the injunctions against Trump versus every other
United States president. Donald Trump in particular, his rise coincides
with the rise of communism on the left, and so
he has been I hate using this term, the victim
of this more than any other president ever. Has lower
judge steps in, lower judge steps in. Lower judge steps in.
(05:58):
These rulings, though, are almost always unlawful, because again the
judge wasn't trying to be lawful, he was trying to
move the revolution forward. The rulings are almost always unlawful,
and almost always it gets overruled. They're just trying to
slow things down, gum up the gears enough so we
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can't truly oppose.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
The communist revolution.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Nevertheless, the idea is, don't ever get too high. Don't
ever get too low. With clickbait headlines that say something
about judge does this, judge rules this way, you read
the headline and you think, oh no, it's over, it's
not happening now. Usually these judges don't have that kind
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of authority. They can slow it down, stop it for
a day or a week, but then some other court
steps in that it's not generally as bad as it sounds.
You know it is as bad as it sounds the
internals in the Democrat Party. Why is it so bad?
Because the Communists are now running for higher office, full
(07:09):
blown committed communists are running for higher office and they're
winning primaries. I want you to listen to this. His
name is Manny Routinelle. He's running to be a Rep.
In Colorado. Listen.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Quote, the factory farming of animals is one of the
largest sources of suffering on the planet. You also said,
quote animal agriculture is a horrific, exploitative industry. Feel free
to take a minute on this. Do you still believe
what you said? And how will that affect the way
that you lead?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Look, farmers and ranchers are my friends. I've been honored
to be supported by United farm Workers, United Food and
Commercial Workers, which represents the meat packers over at JPS
in Greeley. I will always fight for our ranchers and farmers,
and right now Donald Trump and Gabe Evans are creating
terrible conditions for them with their chaotic and corrupt tariff pol.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Would you mind answering the question, though, of whether you
still believe the animal agriculture is a horrific, exploitative industry.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Colorado ranchers and farmers are the envy of the world.
They have the best practices, the most sustainable practice. They
produce the best.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You, of course can hear that he's lying now because
it's politically inconvenient, But you also know exactly how that
guy will govern if he gets in. He's a communist,
he's a street animal. He's trying to get promoted. He
doesn't want to be a street animal anymore. He wants
to be an elite animal. Now listen to this.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Seven years ago, as a student at Yale, you got
arrested for storming a football field during a game for
a protest against oil and gas.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You are now running to.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Represent a district that is a big oil and gas producer. Question,
do you still believe as your group said that day, Hey,
hey ho ho, fossil fuels have got to go.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
You know, for that protest, I was a legal observer.
I was making sure that folks were safe.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I only brought up this goober because this is how
you got Graham Platner in Maine. That's how you got
this guy. It's how you got this new commie rising
through the ranks. In Los Angeles. This is happening across
the country in the Democrat Party. This guy might be
the next senator. He may very well be the next
senator from Michigan.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Some of those posts included messages that said, the champion
to the defund the police movement described the police as
quote standing armies.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Why did you take those posts down?
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Let me just speak to a vision for public safety
that I think all of us can agree with. I
think all of us want to be safe. We want
to know that we can get home safely. We don't
want to worry about being the victim of somebody's violence,
whether it's from a neighbor or the state itself.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
That is abdu l said. And he's not running to
be dog catcher in a tiny town in western Pennsylvania.
He may very well win the nomination to be the
Democrat nominee in the state of Michigan in the United
States Senate. And if he goes on to win that
Senate race, and he may, Michigan can go blue pretty easily.
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He'll be ruling on the most important subjects in the
United States of America. The radicals have moved off the
street corner and the Democrat Party and they are what
they say in the Jeffersons. Moving on up, I need
to talk to you about a tropical storm you should
be worried about. I'll spend five seconds on Iran, get
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Mean yes, Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a two Tuesday.
Do not forget that Friday is the next day. I'm
going to be sitting here, so you need to get
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On Friday, all three hours belong to you. Ask me
anything before we get to more Scott Pelly things in
(12:18):
five seconds on Iran and emails. I wanted to warn
you about something I normally don't do this. I'm not
a weatherman, and I don't do a lot of natural
disaster stuff, but I saw this headline and I got very,
very afraid. To be honest with you, Central America is
on alert as tropical Storm Christina approaches. Have you ever
(12:44):
known a Christina? She's insane, wasn't she? What? Chris? We
can have a talk about about names and how indicative
they are about things that Christina in your life.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Did she hurt you or someone you love? She did?
I know she did? They all do.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
You need to be very very careful with any tropical
storm named Christina. Hey, Chris, mark my words right now.
In fact, I want you to write this down. Not
that we're gonna celebrate, but this storm is gonna kill
people as soon what we can have these talks. As
soon as I as soon as I saw the name,
I knew someone's gonna die. Uh. If you live anywhere
(13:34):
in Central America, you need to get on your raft
now and get out, or a horse or whatever you
happen to own for transportation, It's time to get out now. Guatemala,
you're probably just screwed. Nicaragua, same thing. El Salvador, we're
rooting for you. Christina is coming, Okay, Christina is coming,
(13:56):
and you're going to die. Speaking of dying, the Iranians
shut down one of our Apache helicopters. It's an attack helicopter.
They're freaking sweet. I'm not going to go into it
right now. One really cool thing we sent a boat
out AI boat, unmanned boat. And I don't mean a
(14:21):
little mini boat, a sizable boat that was unmanned went
out there to locate the down pilots. Apparently they were
in the water for a couple hours, which had to
be a little bit nerve wracking. And then the unmanned boat,
I guess it just cruised right up to them and
they hopped on and it went on home. Pilots intel
(14:44):
really great, happy ending to a really ugly story. Trump
came out and immediately promised We're going to retaliate. Since then,
it kind of sounded like he's backed off that a
little ah, no must, no fuss, nobody died. Trump just
he keeps bending over backwards to try to preserve a deal,
(15:07):
and he's stuck. He just is stuck and had it
sucks to be stuck, it does. It's not an enviable position.
He got us over there, and now two of the
three entities don't want us to leave, And well, I really,
(15:27):
really really hope, and I'm starting to get nervous about this.
I really hope we're not going to be sitting here
talking about this leading up to November. Please don't tell
me we're gonna still.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Be doing that.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
We're ninety five a deal up to November.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
What Chris Well that's the problem.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Jewish producer Chris said, well, what can he do if
the other two parties don't really want peace.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Much?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Just he can't do much now that you're over there,
we talked about it before you choose to get involved
with a couple's divorce, don't think that you're going to
come out of it clean and now you're involved, don't
get involved. Once you get involved, there ain't no clean
ways out.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
It was freaking ugly.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Hey, Jesse, I love your show, but we're talking about
the Republican primary in California, which is already over with.
I'd love for you to talk some about the Oklahoma
GOP primary. The local news stations, especially on TV, are
covering the absolute worst candidates. They're using polls that are unscientific.
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We got a great candidate in Jake Merrick, but they
always want to say that he's not one of the
top candidates. They want to promote GETTNR. Drummond, who is
a spineless and a communist running for the GOP nomin
eight nomination. The other people they promote are against this
and the ends that I haven't talked to a single
person who says they're going to be voting for Drummond,
(17:03):
yet the news station acts like he's the top candidate. Okay,
So I'd be lying to you if I told you
I'd been paying attention to Jake Merrick or this supposed
communist getting or Drummond or anything like that. But all
that rings true and rings true because of something we've
talked about many times before. In a red state, in
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any red area, the communists know they're not going to
get a Democrat elected. What's the next best thing, Get
a geo peer elected who's kind of with you. He'll
be with you on some big important things. You know,
he's going to vote against you some of the time,
(17:46):
or he's not going to get elected. You know, he's
going to speak out against you some of the time,
or he's not going to get elected. But you know
when something really really important happens, that he's going to
step up and he's going to take your side. They
do this in Wyoming, they do this in Oklahoma, they
do this in Texas. They do this across the red
areas of the country. Yeah, look at John Cornyn. John
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Cornyn got by on that for years. The commediess loved them. True,
remember when he lost the primary they were all sad.
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We'll be back fighting for your freedom every day. The
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Speaker 2 (19:37):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Tuesday.
Remember if you miss any part of the show, you
can download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Along the lines of
what we were just talking about about, how in a
red area, for instance, the state of Texas, I'll use
that because I'm here, communists are going to keep trying
(19:58):
to take Texas because it's so important to them, But
they also understand it's going to be hard to get
a Democrat elected here. Bottom Tall Rico is not going
to get elected to the United States Senate here. It's
just not so. If you can't have somebody like Bottom,
what's the next bec's thing? The next best thing is
(20:19):
somebody like John Cornyn. If you're a communist, you know
that John Cornyn is going to have one hundred votes
that you don't like. He's going to vote for things
that make you want to scream. But you also know,
in crucial moments where you really need a win for
the communist revolution, John Cornyn is evil and corrupt and
(20:44):
stupid enough to step up and deliver that win for you.
So you grit your teeth and you kind of push
John Cornyon because you know when there's a Uvalde school shooting,
and you're trying to act like the savage you are
to gut to grab guns on the backs of dead kids.
You need a couple. You'll only need a couple corrupt
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Republicans who will help you in that fight? And who
did Mitch McConnell go to John Cornyn got a nice
quote from John Cornyan today this Manu Raju. I think
he's with CNN. I think I have that right, Manu Raju. Yeah,
with CNN. He asked John Cornyn if he feels like
(21:27):
he has more freedom now? And Cornyn said, and I quote,
are you kidding? Of course? Absolutely? My liberation day May
twenty sixth, May twenty sixth, In case you're wondering, May
twenty sixth, this is the day he officially lost his primary,
(21:49):
lost his runoff to Ken Paxton. Why would John Cornyn
call that his let me make sure I have this right,
his liberation day? Why would that be his liberation day?
What's what's he liberated from? You know what he's liberated
from you?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Twenty three years on office? Chris, Yeah, twenty three years
in public office. For twenty three years, John Cornyn has
had to hide who he really is, because otherwise the
voters in the state of Texas would have voted him
out twenty three years, John Cornyn has lied to your
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face about who he is and what he believes. That's
what this is. There's no other way to read that quote.
Do you have more freedom?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Now?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That was my liberation day. I'm finally free from having
to pretend to care about the Rubes, the stupid peasants,
those dumb Americans who love God and guns and freedom.
Eugh makes me sick. I've had those people for twenty
three years in office. Now that they decided to finally
(23:08):
send me packing, Now that my political career is over, oh,
I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
How many times have I told you? And you're finding
it out now with the Tom Tillis's and Mitch mcconnald's
and John cornyns. How many times have I told you?
The Republican senator from the red state usually hates you
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far more than the Democrat senator from a blue state.
You hate Chuck Schumer, So what Chuck Schumer doesn't hate you.
Chuck Schumer ever thinks about you, doesn't care about you.
At all, because Chuck Schumer is never ever ever going
to need you. Chuck Schumer doesn't hate you one bit.
(23:57):
You've never caused Chuck Schumer one bit of stress or angst.
You know what else, Chuck Schumer has never, never, once
had to lie to earn your vote. John Cornyn has,
Mitch McConnell has, Mike Browns has Asagram has, John Curtis has,
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John Thune, has John Kennedy has. I could go down
the list of these red state senators.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Gosh, do they hate you?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Sometimes they're so sick of having to pretend to care
about you. I even had to go to church on Sunday.
Ew you know that you know that Senator Naked Kendall
hates you, right, James Langford of Oklahoma, you know that
he hates your guts. He's going to present that youth
(24:52):
pastor smile. Do you every chance he get I went
to church with him this Sunday. The second he gets
to DC and the cameras are off and he gets
backstage with his Democrat friends, all they do is complain
about you, And the day his political career is over
Lord willing you take it away in a primary, maybe
(25:14):
he retires the day his political career is over, you
will hear quotes from dorks like James Langford, just like
this one from John Cornyn. Oh, I'm finally free. I
finally can let go of these morons. Gosh, I can't
stand these people. Jesse the Game of Thrones quote. When
(25:35):
you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die.
There is no middle ground. Is there a better quote
to explain how the Democrat Communist Party thinks and operates.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I'll play it for you this time, and this time
I'm gonna let it play. It's kind of hard because
they're stupid and they're sitting there giggling. But these former
Bernie staffers, they're now communist recruiters. Why is there a
communist Nazi the Democrat nominee of Maine? Why is that
a thing? They went out and found him and after
(26:08):
looking at him, they said, this is our guy. Democrats, Communists,
they treat politics like it's their religion, because it is.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Did the vetting process turn up the tattoo that became
so controversial, No, the reddit posts did that turn up
in the vetting process.
Speaker 7 (26:33):
The firm sent us a thing and it had some
of the posts, but it didn't have all of them.
Speaker 11 (26:41):
And what did you think about that?
Speaker 10 (26:44):
How did you think your way through the fact that
he had posted these things on social media?
Speaker 7 (26:50):
I said, none of this well or should stop him
from becoming.
Speaker 11 (26:54):
A US senator? And what was your thinking?
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Very I think if what the voters wanted were people
who were grown in bats and had never done or
said anything that they might regret their entire lives.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm gonna let this
go again for a second. But the voice, Chris, you
knew I was gonna have to say something.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Didn't you?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Is it? Is it elevated estrogen? Is that what I'm hearing?
I don't. I don't know why you at doc like,
I'll tell you. I rewind it just a little bit.
I'm sorry, and then I'll let it play. I just
can't get over a man speaking you have.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
A very different country, stop him from becoming us?
Speaker 11 (27:43):
How did you think your way through here?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
What's coming up? It's coming up?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
This is a dude, any talking. I can't even make
my voice do this.
Speaker 11 (27:54):
The fact that he had posted these things on social media.
Speaker 7 (27:57):
I said, none of this well or should stop them
from becoming a US.
Speaker 11 (28:01):
Senator, And what was you thinking?
Speaker 7 (28:03):
Very I think if what the voters wanted were people
who were grown in bats and had never done or
said anything that they might regret their entire lives, we'd
have a very different country. Part of our thesis here
is that people do not want their candidates grown in bats.
They want people who are real human beings, and they
(28:24):
want people who do not look and sound like the
background people who've been leading this country off a cliff
for the last century.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
That dude's got to be gay? What No, Chris, No,
he's never had to speak with his chest before. What
does that mean to speak with your chest? I don't
even know what that means.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I don't know what the explanation is, but I know this.
I think my dad would have hit me if I
ever talked like that. What, Chris, I'm serious? Need have
been justified in doing so. You'd be justified in being
frustrated with dealing with insurance companies because you can't. You
don't have one as a business owner, as an HR
manager business manager, you don't have one company you deal with.
(29:15):
Is it because you don't have one policy? You have
to have multiple policies. We need something for workmen's comp
What are we going to do for the health? What
are we going to do? It's a nightmare, isn't it.
Multiple policies, multiple applications, and you're not an insurance expert,
and you shouldn't have to be. You didn't go into
this business to be an insurance expert. So you get
(29:37):
this blanket policy sold to you by a broker, A
blanket policy I should note that is overinsuring you or
underinsuring you. You're frustrated you only hear from them once
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Speaker 1 (30:24):
Jesse Kelly Show, I Like It returns next.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
But not to worry, we'll be back on Friday.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
You can email the show your ask Doctor Jesse questions
for Friday. Email those into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
There are already so many great questions pouring in. Don't
be the last one, Jesse. The next month is the
one hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the Little Big Horn
(30:57):
Engagement between the seventh US Cavalry and the Combined Warriors
of the Sioux Cheyenne and a rap A Hole Nations.
Will you do a bit on that in your show?
I'll tell you what. Write this one down, Chris, I'll
do a little bit on this on Friday. Because I
feel bad. I'm leaving for two days. It's not my fault.
This is the suit's fault. I'm not going on vacation.
(31:19):
I swear I won't have any fun at all.
Speaker 11 (31:20):
All right.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
I might have a little bit of fun, but this is.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
The suit's fault. It's not my fault. I'm coming back
on Friday, all right. I'm sorry I have to come
back to this. I don't mean to dwell on it,
but I can't get it out of my head. The
voice of this dude, me, Chris Corey. We all made
an effort at this during the break to make our
(31:43):
voice do this. Nobody was successful. I don't understand, as
a dude, how it's possible to make your voice do this.
There's anyway here it is. It's a little bit of
a longer clip, but we'll get to the gig his
voice in a second.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
Did the vetting process turn up the tattoo that became
so controversial.
Speaker 11 (32:06):
Now the reddit posts? Did that turn up in the
vetting process?
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Hm?
Speaker 7 (32:16):
The firm sent us a thing and it had some
of the po but it didn't have all of them.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Okay, So he started out and he sounded normal, relatively normal,
but then like something harper and now you hear it.
I don't know what's going on?
Speaker 11 (32:40):
And what did you think about that?
Speaker 10 (32:42):
How did you how did you think your way through
the fact that he had posted these things on social.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Here it comes.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
If you're a dude, I want you while this is playing,
I want you to try to do this. I don't
know what it is. Suck a helium, balloon, balloon or something.
I want you to try to do I try it,
I legit tried. I can't meet you I.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Said none of this well or should stop him from
becoming a US center.
Speaker 11 (33:08):
And what was your thinking?
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Arry?
Speaker 7 (33:10):
I think if what the voters wanted were people who
were grown in bats and had never done or said
anything that they might regret their entire lives, we'd have
a very different country. Part of our thesis here has
that people.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
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Speaker 3 (34:34):
All right.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
California allows voters to register with the gym card, insurance card,
an employer ID, none of which verify or identify citizenship.
The state is so nakedly communist and corrupt they let
you register to vote with a gym card. Do you
remember that story Bill Malujin, I want to make sure
(34:57):
he gets credit. He brought up this story earlier today.
I want to say it was from last year. The
story was this, this woman in California was getting fed
up with how corrupt the system was to vote, so
she registered her dog. She did this as a form
of protest. She registered her dog to vote, and her
(35:18):
dog successfully voted in California's election. Successfully They counted her
dog's vote. She also had her dog vote in the
federal election. The Feds caught it almost immediately and shut
it down. That's not accidental. Those aren't what do they
call it, gaps in the system. They're exploiting some gaps
(35:40):
in the system. There are flaws that is intentional, that
is intentionally constructing a system so you can steal elections.
I want to go ahead and play a little montage.
This is courtesy of NewsBusters Scott Pelly, who was whining
yesterday about how he doesn't like all this newfound bias.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
You're some of his career highlights.
Speaker 12 (36:03):
The president doubles down on a falsehood. It has been
a busy day for presidential statements divorced from reality. Well,
the president's real troubles again today were not with the media,
but with the facts. This comes after a rough start
to his presidency, a weekend of tweeting, tantrums and falsehoods
(36:24):
from the president and his spokesman, and today the president
made a claim about the size of his electoral victory,
a claim that wasn't remotely true. Some of the problems
mister Trump promised to solve last night don't actually exist.
Since his inauguration, mister Trump has continually stamped rumors with
(36:45):
the seal of the President.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
I'm going to stop that there, because that goes on
for a full minute of that. And yet that's the
same Scott Pelley who said this.
Speaker 6 (36:57):
Elly pointed to his February coverage of the killing of
ice protester Renee Good, alleging Barry Weiss directed his team
to make the protesters look more violent and to describe
Good as driving toward the officer who shot her.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
There was a thumb on the scale for the president's
version of events that I felt was a level of
political influence that I had never seen.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
He's just a communist, and as a communist, he believes
the media should only represent communism and promote communism, and
anytime it deviates from that, he legitimately thinks it's biased.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
And now he has a headline.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
But oh, you know, you know the thing.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Headlines we didn't get to you.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Massachusetts Senate approves outdoor drinking and three am last call option. Well,
praise God. Everyone knows we need more drunken noise these
sports fans Seattle. Mayer shrugs off millionaire tax concerns as
forty four percent of business leaders consider leaving the last
one out of Seattle. Please turn out the lights that
(38:13):
wants awesome. American city has just committed suicide. With who
it votes in? What else to say? Biting is not allowed?
Estonia's police chief warns after at tax on officers, Sorry
I thought this was a free country. Pole finds that
seventy six percent of Ohio voters support enshrining photo ID
(38:35):
in the state constitution. Yes, but how are Democrats supposed
to get elected if that kind of thing happens. Carmelo
Anthony's lawyer blames Austin Metcalf for his own death and
shocking courtroom argument and draws outrage. Remember that Carmelo Anthony's
wonderful parents spent all the fundraiser money on themselves, left
their seventeen year old with a public defender, and now
(38:58):
he's going to prison, probably for the rest of his life.
I will see you again on Friday. That's all.
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Jesse Kelly
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