September 11, 2026 • 38 mins
Technology has advanced so fast it feels like it’s out of our control. Why did the Trump superstore close and what comes after Trump? Are we actually going to repeal the 19th? The family motto. Advice for a new precinct chairman.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic, wonderful Friday. And Ask Dr. Jesse Friday. We're
going to have all kinds of fun this final hour. Hey, Jesse.
Since you are such a staunch anti-communist, and you even
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said that most conspiracy theories turn out to be true
at an alarming rate, and we know how trustworthy the
government is, Don't you think the real reason people are
opposing data centers is because of the Chinese-style surveillance state
they're building for us for ultimate control? Do you think
a new toilet seat, a new candy bar, and things
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like that is going to thwart these legit fears? They
said I can say his name and called himself tinfoil.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I have said this before, that the data centers have
a lot of things working against them. But the thing
they have working against them the most is we already
inherently do not like these companies. What has happened in America,
we'll actually set aside the rampant left-wing political activism that
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tech companies have engaged in over the past few years. Remember,
it was tech companies who helped Joe Biden steal that
election in 2020, which brought 20 million barbarians into our country.
So we already don't like them, but let's set the
politics of it aside. Americans, and other people have said this,
so I don't want to act like this is some
original thought of mine, but it is true. Americans feel
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like the rapid technological advancement of our society has been
done without our consent. We feel like we have no
control over it, and we feel like it's been done
without our consent. I've got a fascinating stat for you.
Fascinating stat. So, I heart Premier, this gigantic media company,
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they always do polling too. Polling isn't just for politics.
Private companies do poll. Companies do polling. And if you're
a big company like iHeart, you want to understand the consumer.
And it would make sense why, right? For advertising and
programming reasons, you would want to put on a show
people want, but you get it. So you're always out
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there studying, okay, who's listening to the radio, podcasts? What
do they want? Who are they? What do they make?
What do they like? All right, so anyway, a company
of this size spends more money than you can possibly
imagine on that kind of stuff. Do you want to
hear something amazing? Everybody has a smartphone, right? Myself included.
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I'm holding mine up right now. I'm holding it in
my hands. Everyone has a smartphone. Now, if you don't,
good for you. You are in an extreme minority. Smartphone.
My phone can do, I mean, look, I'll just look
on the opening page right now. Think about how insane
this is. Just, we don't appreciate it anymore, but I'm
looking just on the home screen. Okay, there's a calendar
upper left-hand corner. I can schedule things. They'll send me
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reminders of things. Right next to that is pictures. If
I wanted to look at baby pictures of the kids,
vacation pictures, all the selfies I take of myself. right
there on the phone. Oh, look, text messages, maps, and
with the press of a button, my phone will tell
me exactly where to drive, how long it'll take to
get there. If traffic gets too bad, it'll reroute me.
That's the first four I could go down the list.
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That's an insane amount of convenience, wouldn't you agree? I
could pay my credit card right here. I could book
another vacation. Stop, I'm not going to. I could do
whatever I want from this phone. Smartphones are convenient and
they make our lives easier. I heart pulled it. Do
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you know what percentage of people wish they didn't have
a smartphone? 42%. Four out of 10 people who have
one say, I wish I didn't. Now I can't give
it up because I have to have it for work.
I have to have it for this. I've got to
have it for that. But I wish it didn't even exist.
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Humanity right now is in a technological age that is unique.
Technology is always advanced, just depending on what period of
time you're in. But right now we are watching technology
advance so rapidly, it feels out of our control. And
then as we're stressing about the jobs market and our
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children and their children after them and all these other things,
every day we wake up, And there's a new article
out there about AI is doing this and AI is
doing that. And now Waymo is this Uber service, Uber
type service. There's no driver in it. So now you
can just catch a cab. These are all over California
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now already. It's everywhere. The robots are working the warehouses.
The robots are driving the Ubers. The robots are doing
the legal profession. Lawyers are out of a job. Good,
screw them. No, quit. And this is not happening with
your vote or my vote. We feel like nobody ever
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asked us about this. Technology's just moving forward come hell
or high water. And it is freaking people out. And
it is not leaving people with a good impression of technology.
And so when it comes to a data center, people ask, well,
what is it? What are you doing there? Well, this
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is for AI. Uh, I don't like AI. This is no, uh,
this is for all the data we're collecting. What kind
of data? Well, your data, your whole search history, an
entire profile on you, your likes, your dislikes for marketing purposes. Well,
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wait a minute. I don't like that either. Are you
storing anything in that data center that I do like?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So this is going to be a tremendous challenge. And
I'll tell you something else. The data centers that are
being built are oftentimes being built against the wishes of
the community. And that is hurting the reputation of the
data center stuff even more. I don't know that there's
a solution to this. And I don't know that it
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can be stopped. It probably cannot be. These technological ages,
it's like swimming against the ocean. You know, if you're
the biggest, you're the number one typewriter company in the
United States of America. And then you find out about
the computer. Someone invented a computer. Now, you can lobby Congress.
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You can go down and scream at your city council.
You can work day and night trying to stop this
computer thing. But the truth is nothing's going to stop it,
and your industry is going to be destroyed. Technology works
that way lots of the time. The advancements, they can't
be stopped by you or me, the president. Donald Trump
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couldn't stop them if he wanted to. But these companies
have such a bad reputation, it's killing them. You've already
heard what I said. I'll say it again and again.
Because we don't trust you tech companies, because we are
distrustful of technology, you need to buy your goodwill. If
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you want to build your data center in a community
with the consent of the community, it's unbelievably cheap. $ 20 million.
$ 30 million. Build them a brand new school, complete with
a football stadium. Repave a bunch of the roads. The
main drag, repave the main drag. Build them a new
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city park. What's $ 20, $ 30 million for these tech companies?
It's nothing. Come bearing gifts. All right? Jesse, glad you're back.
We have the same sadness about our always go-to Mexican restaurant,
It was always busy and consistently had the best food
and the best margaritas. We would drive to 50 minutes
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to get to it and brought out-of-town guests many times.
Everyone loved it. But it never reopened after the COVID mess,
and now the homeless have taken over. Apparently the place
was called Benny's Cantina in Denver, Colorado. I drove by
my Mexican restaurant last night. I know that I'll get
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over this loss one day, but it's not today, and
it wasn't last night. Chris, I'm going to tell you something,
and I don't want you making fun of me. I
pulled into the parking lot when I drove by last night. What?
I just wanted to say goodbye in my own way.
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I can't what, Chris? There's another good Mexican restaurant on
the same stretch of road. I know, but it's not
my restaurant. You know what it's like to walk into
a place and have the waitress say, hola, senor Kelly,
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fajitas again today? Do you know what that's like? It's
like cheers, only a Mexican version. And now it's gone.
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to relieffactor.com. All right, so we have good news from somebody.
Someone wants to talk about these entitlements. Someone wants to
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talk about a MAGA superstore that went after, or that's
going out of business. Someone wants to talk about what
comes next after the Trump era is gone. Still so
much to get to. Hang on. Fighting for your freedom
every day. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
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Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful Friday. Remember, you
can email us your love, your hate, your death threats,
jesse at jessekellyshow.com. Jesse, I emailed you last Thanksgiving and
was going through a tough time with a recent miscarriage
and generally a rough time. I was thankful for the
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hope of maybe having children one day. My wonderful wife
delivered a healthy little boy this week. There is hope
in the future. P.S. What you said last year meant
a lot. Replayed it several times. How about that? Praise Jesus.
Got a new baby boy out there. Jesse, I was
recently driving across Tennessee on a family trip and saw
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that the Trump MAGA Superstore on I-40 outside Knoxville had
a gigantic store closing sign offering 50% off everything. I
immediately recall Jesse's anecdote about the old lion losing his
pride to the nude lion, and I felt sad for Trump.
Despite false rumors of retirement and surges after Charlie Kirk
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and the Iran attack, the store owner says the MAGA
gear business simply dried up. Is this symptomatic of Trump's
fading popularity and looming retirement? or of something more dire
for the MAGA brand? I think it's kind of both
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at the same time, but, well, let me explain again.
This will be similar to what we talked about before,
but when I was a kid, if you're of a
certain age, you will remember this, but when I was
a kid, Michael Jordan, he was a basketball player, NBA player,
greatest of all time. Michael Jordan was everywhere you looked.
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I cannot explain it properly to my sons in a
way to make them understand. You could be watching an
NFL game on Sunday. I guarantee you, you will see
Michael Jordan in more than one commercial. You will be
driving down the highway in rural Texas. There will be
Michael Jordan on a billboard. You will walk through the
grocery store and Michael Jordan's face is on a Wheaties box.
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Michael Jordan was everywhere. The definition of just a superstar
who transcended anything. He was in movies. You could look
at Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan. Everywhere you went.
When's the last time you saw a Michael Jordan billboard?
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When's the last time you saw Michael Jordan on a
Wheaties box? Nobody in this life, whether it's athletes, political leaders,
celebrities of any kind, nobody stays there forever. Eventually it ends,
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and depending on your industry and depending on some things,
it It ends a different way and for different reasons,
but when it comes to a politician, a political leader, eventually,
especially in our country where people are term limited out,
eventually people are going to look around and say to themselves, okay,
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his time's coming to an end. Who's the next one?
His time's coming to an end. Who's the next one?
That's not really necessarily an indictment on Trump or anyone else.
That's just how it goes. Obama went through that at
the end of his eight years. In the last year
or two, you could really see Democrats kind of souring,
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it almost seemed like, on Obama. He was their saint
after all, and then soon it was, I'm kind of
sick of this guy. Why? Because his time was almost done.
You got to go find the next one. We're now,
we're basically at the last two years. I know it's
about two and a half, a little less than two
and a half. We're in the last two years of
of Donald Trump being a political figure, a major political
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figure in the United States of America. And so people...
Last night, J.D. Vance gave a speech at that midterm convention.
It was a very good speech. He's really good at
that kind of thing. He gave a good speech at
that midterm convention, and the crowd sounded like the whole
place was chanting, 48, 48, 48, as in, be the
48th president. It was... It felt like Trump. Felt like
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all those Trump rallies. What's happening? Well, everybody there, Trump lovers,
Trump haters, everybody there understands that Trump's time is coming
to an end. And so Donald Trump is a political phenom.
And I went to, I told you before, I went
to a Trump rally here in Houston. It's the only
one I ever went to. But what blew me away
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was not the number of people. I knew there were
going to be a bunch of people. It wasn't the speech.
Trump always gives a good speech. That's fine. What blew
me away was getting to the arena, because of Secret Service,
you have to walk several blocks. You can't drive right
up to it. The industry unto himself that was Trump.
Just all these stands people had set up, buy my
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Trump stickers or Trump this or Trump that or Trump this.
It was like he was a football team. It was
like I'm going to an Astros game. You know, I
go to Astros games and I have this shop. They're
going to sell Astros hats and this shop's got Astros
jerseys and this shop. That's what it was like. I've
never seen that for a politician before. Not like that.
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And it was as big as it gets for a while.
was never going to last forever. I mean, who's walking
into the MAGA Superstore today and spending $ 100 on Make
America Great Again gear when Trump's on his last two years? Now, yes,
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I understand that some dissatisfaction with some things is hurting
him as well. It's maybe accelerating that. It's accelerating. Hey,
when diesel's $ 6 a gallon, you're not as popular as
you once were. I realize that's accelerating that. But more
than anything else, it's just inevitable. Just inevitable. It was
never going to last forever. And guess what? The next
guy won't last forever either. That's why I tell you
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all the time, love them or hate them, you better
treat them all like rental cars. You'll be done with
them soon. Abortion is something we have to move on
from in this country. I want it to stop. I hope,
no matter how you feel about it, that you want
it to stop too. Because you can't have a country
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like that where you're slaughtering the unborn. But how do
we make that happen? How do we make that happen?
It's not laws. Laws are fine. We make that happen
by changing the culture, and we change the culture by
changing hearts. As we speak, there is a young woman.
She's online, and she's seeking out an abortion. She has
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made the decision already. If we can get her into
a pre-born network clinic, they will give her love and
care and a free ultrasound. And if she hears that
baby's heartbeat, she's going to choose life. Will you buy
her that ultrasound? $ 28 buys the ultrasound. $ 28 for a life.
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Pretty cheap, right? By the way, it's all tax deductible.
You want to give them $ 28, 000, go ahead. Give us
a business, whatever. Preborn.com slash Jesse. Sponsored by Preborn. We'll
be back. It's the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
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Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. And as Dr.
Jesse Friday. Speaking of J.D. Vance, by the way, I
said he spoke last night. He's been out there a lot.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Well, thanks be to God that my papaw was a
better man than Abdul El-Sayed because I guarantee you he'd
love my family every bit as much.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
But look out.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I'm not just here to defend the honor of my papaw.
I'm here to tell you this is who the Democrats
are now, my friends. They're not just the party of
little higher taxes, maybe some dumb regulations. They're not the
party of FDR or JFK. Hell, they're not even the
party of Bill Clinton anymore. The Democrats are the party
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of hatred. They're the party that despises America and the
people who built it. They're the party that can find
sympathy for the terrorists who perpetrated 9-11, but they say
that people with names like James Vance are incapable of
loving people with names like Usha, and they couldn't be
more wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Pretty good. Jesse. You always say that Trump is just
the first, and after him there will be leaders who
are smarter and meaner and smarter and meaner. You also
use the example of if a politician today called for
every journalist to be imprisoned, there'd be many people who
would sign up for it, where 20 years ago that
would never happen. So explain why women not being allowed
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to vote isn't something that will eventually be mainstreamed. We
joke about it sometimes. But as more and more of
these trials and events show how absolutely insane these women are,
I feel like it's an inevitability. His name is Chris. Look,
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repealing the 19th Amendment and taking away the women's right
to vote in America, you're right, it's hilarious to joke
about because it drives the feminists crazy. It's not going
to happen, though. It's just not going to happen. Here's
why it's not going to happen. There's a lot of
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situations in life where what I'm about to say is very,
very true. Once they're in, you can't get them out.
This is true in a variety of ways, a variety
of ways. I've complained about, shoot, Navy ships, as a
matter of fact, is a good example because it's along
the exact same lines. Women should not be on deployed
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naval vessels with a bunch of men. That's insane. That's insane.
It's extremely detrimental to force readiness. It's also against basic
biology to lock 20 women in a steel tube with
300 men for six months out on the ocean. You
know exactly what's going to happen. It's going to be
drama and disaster. It's been awful, awful for the United
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States Navy to have women on deployed naval vessels. Not
saying women can't be in the Navy, but to have
them out there on deployed ships with men is insanity.
It'll never be reversed. Once they're in, once that door
has been opened, now you can't get it out. And
here's the reason why. It's easier to keep the door locked,
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to keep the door closed, than it is to grab
someone who's come in, throw them out, and then close
the door. That's how it works in every single walk
of life out there, no matter what it is. We'll
stick along the same things. Female pastors. How's that humanly possible?
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It's not like the Bible could be any more black
and white about that. And I don't give a crap
if it makes you uncomfortable. Don't talk to me. Take
it up with Apostle Paul. Let your women be silent
in church. I did not permit a woman to teach
a man or lead a man. But in this country?
Female pastors all over. And here in red-blooded Texas, by
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the way, there's some big church. I know because they
always advertise during the Astros games. Here's Pastor Tina and
her husband, Pastor Bill. And that's not their names. I
just forget their names. What? That's a woman. Get her
off the freaking stage. But do you think the church
as a whole has the guts it takes to say,
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all of you, gone. Chris, are there female rabbis? Oh, gosh.
Apparently the answer is yes, and Chris feels the same
way about it I do. Yeah, it's great, isn't it?
I'm assuming that's not according to your traditional religious beliefs,
is it? Of course not. But once they're in, you
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can't get them out. Repealing the 19th will continue to
be funny. but it's not something that you should realistically
spend any time on. If that's something you're really genuinely
passionate about, I hate to burst your bubble, but it's
never going to change. It's never going to change. And
by the way, I know women, I know many women,
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many of them in my family who have said, in
order to take away the crazy women's right to vote,
I would give up mine. If it meant that that
woman can never vote, I'm happy to give up mine.
But that genie doesn't go back in the lamp. Hey, Jesse.
How can taxpayers stop supporting unwed mothers and encourage government
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to balance benefits and marriage incentives finally? Buddy, politicians are looters. Okay.
They have access. Politicians have access to the most lucrative
financial thing that's ever existed. What is that? It's the
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public treasury. Virtually everything. Endless supplies of money are in
the public treasury. Why do politicians have power? Local ones,
state ones, federal ones? What is the source of their power?
He's just a goober. He was getting picked on 20
minutes ago. Why is he powerful now? All of his
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power comes from the fact that he has access to
the treasury. And what these politicians do is they go
walk into that treasury And they look at all that
money and they figure out what they can grab and
who they can hand it to in order to buy
more power for themselves. That's simply how politics works. The
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reason we have so much welfare and entitlement crap in
the United States of America is because over the years,
Republicans and Democrats alike have over and over and over
again identified a constituency whose votes they think they can
purchase with money that's been stolen from the public treasury.
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That's why we have the current state we have. How
that changes? Well, that's going to be a process. Hey, Jesse.
What's going on with soccer, the most boring game next
to the WNBA in American history, being shoved down Americans' throats?
I find it interesting that the rise of gay football,
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that's what he calls soccer, is the same time as
socialism is on there. Okay, so let me explain. I
love that Americans love American things and American sports. We
love American food. We love football. We love baseball. We
love apple pie. Americans love American things. I love that
about my country. And we have a bit of a
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snobby attitude when it comes to athletics because America produces
far superior athletes to anyone else in the world. We
just do. Go look at the Olympic results today. And look,
if you took our finest athletes in all their sports
and jammed them into any one particular sport, they would
just dominate. They would dominate. America, because of our food,
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because of the financial situation, our training programs, our culture here,
we have a very masculine culture in America. Believe it
or not, it's very, very masculine compared to many other
places in the world. America produces elite athletes, lots of them.
But we don't care about other countries and their sports.
There's nobody. Not one person listening to me right now
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watches cricket. Nobody. You don't even know the rules. Neither
do I. Nor do I care about the rules. We
don't care about international sports. But you know who does?
People who like money. Sports is money. It's a money
business now. There's huge amounts of money in it. And
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soccer is by a mile... the largest sport on the
planet because it's played everywhere, because you can even play
it in poor countries because all you need is a friggin' ball.
A ball and some open space and you can go
play soccer. So soccer is enormous. Soccer is a global thing.
Do you think the number one global sport is going
to look at all that money in the United States
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of America and not find a way to get some
of it? That's where it's all coming from.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Now, I.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I don't think soccer will ever be hugely successful in America.
And I'll say this from my own personal bias, probably
because of the flopping. This thing where soccer players fall
down screaming in agony every two minutes. It's not once
a game. Every two minutes, you think the guy's paralyzed,
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like he just had his foot cut off. It turns
us off as a country. It makes us, it's really
gross to us because we like our athletes, what? We
like our athletes to go play with a broken leg.
Go play with blood running down your face. That's what
we want. So that whole feminine, whiny thing about soccer
is a turnoff to Americans. We watch it and we think, oh,
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these guys should start taking a male vitality stack. That's
what we think. We think that these guys, they need
a 20%. increase in their testosterone in 90 days. Maybe
then he wouldn't be flopping and flailing every time somebody
brushes up against him. So if you don't want to
act like a soccer player, I would suggest that you
as a dude start taking a male vitality stack from chalk.
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Natural herbal supplements. Natural herbal supplements. You don't need a
needle in your arm, but you do have to be
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slash Jesse is where you go. One more segment. Hang on.
jesse kelly returns next it is the jesse kelly show
final segment of the jesse kelly show on a wonderful
friday but we are going to come back on monday
for medal of honor monday and all sorts of shenanigans
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next week what a great word that is chris shenanigans
um let's also again remember we started out the show
this way it is the 25th anniversary of 9-11 and
If your children are too young to know what this
day is about, talk to them about it.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
No one can ever prepare for a day like 9-11,
but we can always choose to be the kind of
nation the world saw in those days after. We can
build families like the Stackpoles. We can raise our children
to know that their country is good, that their fathers
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are brave. and that our flag is a symbol of
justice and freedom. And we can be a nation whose
heroes are not fanatics for an abstract cause. They don't
even know, really, what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
But the kind who.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Race into buildings and give their lives on a Tuesday
morning for strangers they've.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Never met, people.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
They didn't know. gave their lives. And we can fill
the lives of our children with light and love that
will sustain them against any trial and transcend, any darkness,
whenever that darkness may come.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
A heavy day. But a good day to remember. 25
years ago, 25 years ago, those of us who were
alive then watched it happen. And we realize that there
are forces in this world who hate us and want
to kill us. That's a heavy thing, but it is
what it is. Hey, Jesse. My wife recently attended a
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woman's retreat and returned a little dejected as one of
the subjects was having a family mission statement. And she
felt she was failing as a mom because we didn't
have one. Oh, gosh. Women... Ab does this. Women... And look,
it's wonderful. You wouldn't want them to be another way, right?
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But the good women, they put so much pressure on
themselves to be the perfect wife and the perfect mother,
and the second they sniff, Another family or lady doing
it differently. It's the, I'm failing. I'm a failure. Chris,
it's endless. Corey, I'm assuming yours too. Yeah, they're all
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this way. Well, that's how you know you got to go.
And it's better than one that doesn't care anyway. Anyway,
the guy goes on and he says, I told her that,
of course, we have one. And I asked our boys
to recite it. He was able to quickly respond with, quote,
don't be an idiot. Ah, it's what my dad always
told me. There's something I've said. That's something I've said
to each of my seven kids. How about that? As
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they've grown, my wife seemed to perk up realizing that
not every family motto has to look similar to someone else's.
Does your family have a motto and what led to it?
You're outstanding despite your freakish heights. His name is Ethan. Yeah,
we don't have a motto. Chris, do you guys have
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a motto? Well, now I want a motto. I got
to think of something. Don't be stupid. It's a good one. Well,
I know that my family is not going to let
me choose. For example, I told you yesterday that I
got roped into a pickleball tournament yesterday. It's for the kids' school. Well,
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the pickleball tournament's tomorrow, but I got roped into it yesterday.
And so it's going to be me and Luke, my
youngest boy. We have to go down and play pickleball. Now,
I'm really good.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
What Chris? I am really good. I'm really good at pickleball,
but everyone else in my family sucks. All right. Ob sucks.
James sucks. Luke sucks. And don't think I'm just being mean.
If they had the microphone right now, they would tell
you I suck. However, that didn't stop me from purchasing
these t-shirts that say pickleball legend on it for our team.
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We are going to get slaughtered in the first round
of this tournament. wearing Pickleball Legends shirts. That's not the
point of the story. Yesterday, Ob texted me, hey, they
need a team name for your team. They need a
team name. They need a team name. I made a suggestion,
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and Ob said, I'm not telling her that. Come up
with something else. I wanted to name it the Pickle Monsters. What, Chris?
That's a good name. It's Corey? Thank you. That's a
good name. I've rejected it. So if I try to
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come up with a family motto of any kind, mine
will be deemed harsh or inappropriate or something like that.
So I'm not even going to bother with it. Maybe
I'll call someone and ask about it. I'll call my
Pure Talk phone. That's what I'll do. Remember that Pure
Talk is run by a man who went over to
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Vietnam volunteered for MACVSOG, the most dangerous mission really ever,
and after a year of almost dying, turned around and said,
I want to do it again for my country. He
survived two tours with MACVSOG. Now he runs PureTalk. So
(36:21):
do you want to save money on your wireless, a
lot of it, while sending that money to the patriotic
company that doesn't sponsor Pride Months? The company that's so patriotic,
they hire Americans, American citizens. Make the switch to Pure Talk.
Make the switch to Pure Talk. Pick up your phone.
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It's easy. It takes 10 minutes. 10 minutes on the phone.
Dial pound 250 and say Jesse Kelly. Pound 250, say
Jesse Kelly. All right? Switch to Pure Talk. Oracle. Oracle.
I was sworn in Tuesday night as a precinct chair
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for the Montgomery County Republican Party. How about that? Any
advice for a new precinct chair? Yes. Work very hard
because you might decide a presidential election. Did you know?
Here's a little tidbit you might not know. You obviously
know the George Bush versus Al Gore election. You know
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that was close, right? We had to do the... Well, whatever.
You remember that whole thing was close. We don't have
time to get into it right now. Did you know this?
George Bush is president of the United States of America
because a woman in a precinct in Florida decided that
was the election she was going to get heavily involved in.
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She busted her butt in her precinct to get out
the vote, to get everything organized in her precinct. And
her precinct turned out for Republicans in a way they
had never turned out for Republicans before. And that precinct
was the one that decided the presidency of the United
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States of America. Now, I know George Bush sucked, but
he's still better than Al Gore because of a precinct
chair somewhere. Work very hard and fortify your little precinct
and make it anti-communist. Now put your phone down. Soak
up family time over the weekend. I'll be on vacation
next week. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'll be back on
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Monday for Medal of Honor Monday, all right? That's all.
This is The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic, wonderful Friday. And Ask Dr. Jesse Friday. We're
going to have all kinds of fun this final hour. Hey, Jesse.
Since you are such a staunch anti-communist, and you even
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said that most conspiracy theories turn out to be true
at an alarming rate, and we know how trustworthy the
government is, Don't you think the real reason people are
opposing data centers is because of the Chinese-style surveillance state
they're building for us for ultimate control? Do you think
a new toilet seat, a new candy bar, and things
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like that is going to thwart these legit fears? They
said I can say his name and called himself tinfoil.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I have said this before, that the data centers have
a lot of things working against them. But the thing
they have working against them the most is we already
inherently do not like these companies. What has happened in America,
we'll actually set aside the rampant left-wing political activism that
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tech companies have engaged in over the past few years. Remember,
it was tech companies who helped Joe Biden steal that
election in 2020, which brought 20 million barbarians into our country.
So we already don't like them, but let's set the
politics of it aside. Americans, and other people have said this,
so I don't want to act like this is some
original thought of mine, but it is true. Americans feel
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like the rapid technological advancement of our society has been
done without our consent. We feel like we have no
control over it, and we feel like it's been done
without our consent. I've got a fascinating stat for you.
Fascinating stat. So, I heart Premier, this gigantic media company,
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they always do polling too. Polling isn't just for politics.
Private companies do poll. Companies do polling. And if you're
a big company like iHeart, you want to understand the consumer.
And it would make sense why, right? For advertising and
programming reasons, you would want to put on a show
people want, but you get it. So you're always out
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there studying, okay, who's listening to the radio, podcasts? What
do they want? Who are they? What do they make?
What do they like? All right, so anyway, a company
of this size spends more money than you can possibly
imagine on that kind of stuff. Do you want to
hear something amazing? Everybody has a smartphone, right? Myself included.
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I'm holding mine up right now. I'm holding it in
my hands. Everyone has a smartphone. Now, if you don't,
good for you. You are in an extreme minority. Smartphone.
My phone can do, I mean, look, I'll just look
on the opening page right now. Think about how insane
this is. Just, we don't appreciate it anymore, but I'm
looking just on the home screen. Okay, there's a calendar
upper left-hand corner. I can schedule things. They'll send me
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reminders of things. Right next to that is pictures. If
I wanted to look at baby pictures of the kids,
vacation pictures, all the selfies I take of myself. right
there on the phone. Oh, look, text messages, maps, and
with the press of a button, my phone will tell
me exactly where to drive, how long it'll take to
get there. If traffic gets too bad, it'll reroute me.
That's the first four I could go down the list.
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That's an insane amount of convenience, wouldn't you agree? I
could pay my credit card right here. I could book
another vacation. Stop, I'm not going to. I could do
whatever I want from this phone. Smartphones are convenient and
they make our lives easier. I heart pulled it. Do
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you know what percentage of people wish they didn't have
a smartphone? 42%. Four out of 10 people who have
one say, I wish I didn't. Now I can't give
it up because I have to have it for work.
I have to have it for this. I've got to
have it for that. But I wish it didn't even exist.
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Humanity right now is in a technological age that is unique.
Technology is always advanced, just depending on what period of
time you're in. But right now we are watching technology
advance so rapidly, it feels out of our control. And
then as we're stressing about the jobs market and our
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children and their children after them and all these other things,
every day we wake up, And there's a new article
out there about AI is doing this and AI is
doing that. And now Waymo is this Uber service, Uber
type service. There's no driver in it. So now you
can just catch a cab. These are all over California
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now already. It's everywhere. The robots are working the warehouses.
The robots are driving the Ubers. The robots are doing
the legal profession. Lawyers are out of a job. Good,
screw them. No, quit. And this is not happening with
your vote or my vote. We feel like nobody ever
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asked us about this. Technology's just moving forward come hell
or high water. And it is freaking people out. And
it is not leaving people with a good impression of technology.
And so when it comes to a data center, people ask, well,
what is it? What are you doing there? Well, this
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is for AI. Uh, I don't like AI. This is no, uh,
this is for all the data we're collecting. What kind
of data? Well, your data, your whole search history, an
entire profile on you, your likes, your dislikes for marketing purposes. Well,
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wait a minute. I don't like that either. Are you
storing anything in that data center that I do like?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So this is going to be a tremendous challenge. And
I'll tell you something else. The data centers that are
being built are oftentimes being built against the wishes of
the community. And that is hurting the reputation of the
data center stuff even more. I don't know that there's
a solution to this. And I don't know that it
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can be stopped. It probably cannot be. These technological ages,
it's like swimming against the ocean. You know, if you're
the biggest, you're the number one typewriter company in the
United States of America. And then you find out about
the computer. Someone invented a computer. Now, you can lobby Congress.
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You can go down and scream at your city council.
You can work day and night trying to stop this
computer thing. But the truth is nothing's going to stop it,
and your industry is going to be destroyed. Technology works
that way lots of the time. The advancements, they can't
be stopped by you or me, the president. Donald Trump
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couldn't stop them if he wanted to. But these companies
have such a bad reputation, it's killing them. You've already
heard what I said. I'll say it again and again.
Because we don't trust you tech companies, because we are
distrustful of technology, you need to buy your goodwill. If
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you want to build your data center in a community
with the consent of the community, it's unbelievably cheap. $ 20 million.
$ 30 million. Build them a brand new school, complete with
a football stadium. Repave a bunch of the roads. The
main drag, repave the main drag. Build them a new
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city park. What's $ 20, $ 30 million for these tech companies?
It's nothing. Come bearing gifts. All right? Jesse, glad you're back.
We have the same sadness about our always go-to Mexican restaurant,
It was always busy and consistently had the best food
and the best margaritas. We would drive to 50 minutes
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to get to it and brought out-of-town guests many times.
Everyone loved it. But it never reopened after the COVID mess,
and now the homeless have taken over. Apparently the place
was called Benny's Cantina in Denver, Colorado. I drove by
my Mexican restaurant last night. I know that I'll get
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over this loss one day, but it's not today, and
it wasn't last night. Chris, I'm going to tell you something,
and I don't want you making fun of me. I
pulled into the parking lot when I drove by last night. What?
I just wanted to say goodbye in my own way.
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I can't what, Chris? There's another good Mexican restaurant on
the same stretch of road. I know, but it's not
my restaurant. You know what it's like to walk into
a place and have the waitress say, hola, senor Kelly,
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fajitas again today? Do you know what that's like? It's
like cheers, only a Mexican version. And now it's gone.
I don't know when this pain is going to go away.
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to relieffactor.com. All right, so we have good news from somebody.
Someone wants to talk about these entitlements. Someone wants to
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talk about a MAGA superstore that went after, or that's
going out of business. Someone wants to talk about what
comes next after the Trump era is gone. Still so
much to get to. Hang on. Fighting for your freedom
every day. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
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Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful Friday. Remember, you
can email us your love, your hate, your death threats,
jesse at jessekellyshow.com. Jesse, I emailed you last Thanksgiving and
was going through a tough time with a recent miscarriage
and generally a rough time. I was thankful for the
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hope of maybe having children one day. My wonderful wife
delivered a healthy little boy this week. There is hope
in the future. P.S. What you said last year meant
a lot. Replayed it several times. How about that? Praise Jesus.
Got a new baby boy out there. Jesse, I was
recently driving across Tennessee on a family trip and saw
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that the Trump MAGA Superstore on I-40 outside Knoxville had
a gigantic store closing sign offering 50% off everything. I
immediately recall Jesse's anecdote about the old lion losing his
pride to the nude lion, and I felt sad for Trump.
Despite false rumors of retirement and surges after Charlie Kirk
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and the Iran attack, the store owner says the MAGA
gear business simply dried up. Is this symptomatic of Trump's
fading popularity and looming retirement? or of something more dire
for the MAGA brand? I think it's kind of both
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at the same time, but, well, let me explain again.
This will be similar to what we talked about before,
but when I was a kid, if you're of a
certain age, you will remember this, but when I was
a kid, Michael Jordan, he was a basketball player, NBA player,
greatest of all time. Michael Jordan was everywhere you looked.
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I cannot explain it properly to my sons in a
way to make them understand. You could be watching an
NFL game on Sunday. I guarantee you, you will see
Michael Jordan in more than one commercial. You will be
driving down the highway in rural Texas. There will be
Michael Jordan on a billboard. You will walk through the
grocery store and Michael Jordan's face is on a Wheaties box.
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Michael Jordan was everywhere. The definition of just a superstar
who transcended anything. He was in movies. You could look
at Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan. Everywhere you went.
When's the last time you saw a Michael Jordan billboard?
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When's the last time you saw Michael Jordan on a
Wheaties box? Nobody in this life, whether it's athletes, political leaders,
celebrities of any kind, nobody stays there forever. Eventually it ends,
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and depending on your industry and depending on some things,
it It ends a different way and for different reasons,
but when it comes to a politician, a political leader, eventually,
especially in our country where people are term limited out,
eventually people are going to look around and say to themselves, okay,
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his time's coming to an end. Who's the next one?
His time's coming to an end. Who's the next one?
That's not really necessarily an indictment on Trump or anyone else.
That's just how it goes. Obama went through that at
the end of his eight years. In the last year
or two, you could really see Democrats kind of souring,
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it almost seemed like, on Obama. He was their saint
after all, and then soon it was, I'm kind of
sick of this guy. Why? Because his time was almost done.
You got to go find the next one. We're now,
we're basically at the last two years. I know it's
about two and a half, a little less than two
and a half. We're in the last two years of
of Donald Trump being a political figure, a major political
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figure in the United States of America. And so people...
Last night, J.D. Vance gave a speech at that midterm convention.
It was a very good speech. He's really good at
that kind of thing. He gave a good speech at
that midterm convention, and the crowd sounded like the whole
place was chanting, 48, 48, 48, as in, be the
48th president. It was... It felt like Trump. Felt like
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all those Trump rallies. What's happening? Well, everybody there, Trump lovers,
Trump haters, everybody there understands that Trump's time is coming
to an end. And so Donald Trump is a political phenom.
And I went to, I told you before, I went
to a Trump rally here in Houston. It's the only
one I ever went to. But what blew me away
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was not the number of people. I knew there were
going to be a bunch of people. It wasn't the speech.
Trump always gives a good speech. That's fine. What blew
me away was getting to the arena, because of Secret Service,
you have to walk several blocks. You can't drive right
up to it. The industry unto himself that was Trump.
Just all these stands people had set up, buy my
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Trump stickers or Trump this or Trump that or Trump this.
It was like he was a football team. It was
like I'm going to an Astros game. You know, I
go to Astros games and I have this shop. They're
going to sell Astros hats and this shop's got Astros
jerseys and this shop. That's what it was like. I've
never seen that for a politician before. Not like that.
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And it was as big as it gets for a while.
was never going to last forever. I mean, who's walking
into the MAGA Superstore today and spending $ 100 on Make
America Great Again gear when Trump's on his last two years? Now, yes,
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I understand that some dissatisfaction with some things is hurting
him as well. It's maybe accelerating that. It's accelerating. Hey,
when diesel's $ 6 a gallon, you're not as popular as
you once were. I realize that's accelerating that. But more
than anything else, it's just inevitable. Just inevitable. It was
never going to last forever. And guess what? The next
guy won't last forever either. That's why I tell you
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all the time, love them or hate them, you better
treat them all like rental cars. You'll be done with
them soon. Abortion is something we have to move on
from in this country. I want it to stop. I hope,
no matter how you feel about it, that you want
it to stop too. Because you can't have a country
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like that where you're slaughtering the unborn. But how do
we make that happen? How do we make that happen?
It's not laws. Laws are fine. We make that happen
by changing the culture, and we change the culture by
changing hearts. As we speak, there is a young woman.
She's online, and she's seeking out an abortion. She has
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made the decision already. If we can get her into
a pre-born network clinic, they will give her love and
care and a free ultrasound. And if she hears that
baby's heartbeat, she's going to choose life. Will you buy
her that ultrasound? $ 28 buys the ultrasound. $ 28 for a life.
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Pretty cheap, right? By the way, it's all tax deductible.
You want to give them $ 28, 000, go ahead. Give us
a business, whatever. Preborn.com slash Jesse. Sponsored by Preborn. We'll
be back. It's the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
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Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. And as Dr.
Jesse Friday. Speaking of J.D. Vance, by the way, I
said he spoke last night. He's been out there a lot.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Well, thanks be to God that my papaw was a
better man than Abdul El-Sayed because I guarantee you he'd
love my family every bit as much.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
But look out.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I'm not just here to defend the honor of my papaw.
I'm here to tell you this is who the Democrats
are now, my friends. They're not just the party of
little higher taxes, maybe some dumb regulations. They're not the
party of FDR or JFK. Hell, they're not even the
party of Bill Clinton anymore. The Democrats are the party
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of hatred. They're the party that despises America and the
people who built it. They're the party that can find
sympathy for the terrorists who perpetrated 9-11, but they say
that people with names like James Vance are incapable of
loving people with names like Usha, and they couldn't be
more wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Pretty good. Jesse. You always say that Trump is just
the first, and after him there will be leaders who
are smarter and meaner and smarter and meaner. You also
use the example of if a politician today called for
every journalist to be imprisoned, there'd be many people who
would sign up for it, where 20 years ago that
would never happen. So explain why women not being allowed
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to vote isn't something that will eventually be mainstreamed. We
joke about it sometimes. But as more and more of
these trials and events show how absolutely insane these women are,
I feel like it's an inevitability. His name is Chris. Look,
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repealing the 19th Amendment and taking away the women's right
to vote in America, you're right, it's hilarious to joke
about because it drives the feminists crazy. It's not going
to happen, though. It's just not going to happen. Here's
why it's not going to happen. There's a lot of
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situations in life where what I'm about to say is very,
very true. Once they're in, you can't get them out.
This is true in a variety of ways, a variety
of ways. I've complained about, shoot, Navy ships, as a
matter of fact, is a good example because it's along
the exact same lines. Women should not be on deployed
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naval vessels with a bunch of men. That's insane. That's insane.
It's extremely detrimental to force readiness. It's also against basic
biology to lock 20 women in a steel tube with
300 men for six months out on the ocean. You
know exactly what's going to happen. It's going to be
drama and disaster. It's been awful, awful for the United
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States Navy to have women on deployed naval vessels. Not
saying women can't be in the Navy, but to have
them out there on deployed ships with men is insanity.
It'll never be reversed. Once they're in, once that door
has been opened, now you can't get it out. And
here's the reason why. It's easier to keep the door locked,
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to keep the door closed, than it is to grab
someone who's come in, throw them out, and then close
the door. That's how it works in every single walk
of life out there, no matter what it is. We'll
stick along the same things. Female pastors. How's that humanly possible?
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It's not like the Bible could be any more black
and white about that. And I don't give a crap
if it makes you uncomfortable. Don't talk to me. Take
it up with Apostle Paul. Let your women be silent
in church. I did not permit a woman to teach
a man or lead a man. But in this country?
Female pastors all over. And here in red-blooded Texas, by
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the way, there's some big church. I know because they
always advertise during the Astros games. Here's Pastor Tina and
her husband, Pastor Bill. And that's not their names. I
just forget their names. What? That's a woman. Get her
off the freaking stage. But do you think the church
as a whole has the guts it takes to say,
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all of you, gone. Chris, are there female rabbis? Oh, gosh.
Apparently the answer is yes, and Chris feels the same
way about it I do. Yeah, it's great, isn't it?
I'm assuming that's not according to your traditional religious beliefs,
is it? Of course not. But once they're in, you
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can't get them out. Repealing the 19th will continue to
be funny. but it's not something that you should realistically
spend any time on. If that's something you're really genuinely
passionate about, I hate to burst your bubble, but it's
never going to change. It's never going to change. And
by the way, I know women, I know many women,
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many of them in my family who have said, in
order to take away the crazy women's right to vote,
I would give up mine. If it meant that that
woman can never vote, I'm happy to give up mine.
But that genie doesn't go back in the lamp. Hey, Jesse.
How can taxpayers stop supporting unwed mothers and encourage government
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to balance benefits and marriage incentives finally? Buddy, politicians are looters. Okay.
They have access. Politicians have access to the most lucrative
financial thing that's ever existed. What is that? It's the
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public treasury. Virtually everything. Endless supplies of money are in
the public treasury. Why do politicians have power? Local ones,
state ones, federal ones? What is the source of their power?
He's just a goober. He was getting picked on 20
minutes ago. Why is he powerful now? All of his
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power comes from the fact that he has access to
the treasury. And what these politicians do is they go
walk into that treasury And they look at all that
money and they figure out what they can grab and
who they can hand it to in order to buy
more power for themselves. That's simply how politics works. The
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reason we have so much welfare and entitlement crap in
the United States of America is because over the years,
Republicans and Democrats alike have over and over and over
again identified a constituency whose votes they think they can
purchase with money that's been stolen from the public treasury.
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That's why we have the current state we have. How
that changes? Well, that's going to be a process. Hey, Jesse.
What's going on with soccer, the most boring game next
to the WNBA in American history, being shoved down Americans' throats?
I find it interesting that the rise of gay football,
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that's what he calls soccer, is the same time as
socialism is on there. Okay, so let me explain. I
love that Americans love American things and American sports. We
love American food. We love football. We love baseball. We
love apple pie. Americans love American things. I love that
about my country. And we have a bit of a
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snobby attitude when it comes to athletics because America produces
far superior athletes to anyone else in the world. We
just do. Go look at the Olympic results today. And look,
if you took our finest athletes in all their sports
and jammed them into any one particular sport, they would
just dominate. They would dominate. America, because of our food,
(27:37):
because of the financial situation, our training programs, our culture here,
we have a very masculine culture in America. Believe it
or not, it's very, very masculine compared to many other
places in the world. America produces elite athletes, lots of them.
But we don't care about other countries and their sports.
There's nobody. Not one person listening to me right now
(27:59):
watches cricket. Nobody. You don't even know the rules. Neither
do I. Nor do I care about the rules. We
don't care about international sports. But you know who does?
People who like money. Sports is money. It's a money
business now. There's huge amounts of money in it. And
(28:22):
soccer is by a mile... the largest sport on the
planet because it's played everywhere, because you can even play
it in poor countries because all you need is a friggin' ball.
A ball and some open space and you can go
play soccer. So soccer is enormous. Soccer is a global thing.
Do you think the number one global sport is going
to look at all that money in the United States
(28:44):
of America and not find a way to get some
of it? That's where it's all coming from.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Now, I.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I don't think soccer will ever be hugely successful in America.
And I'll say this from my own personal bias, probably
because of the flopping. This thing where soccer players fall
down screaming in agony every two minutes. It's not once
a game. Every two minutes, you think the guy's paralyzed,
(29:11):
like he just had his foot cut off. It turns
us off as a country. It makes us, it's really
gross to us because we like our athletes, what? We
like our athletes to go play with a broken leg.
Go play with blood running down your face. That's what
we want. So that whole feminine, whiny thing about soccer
is a turnoff to Americans. We watch it and we think, oh,
(29:34):
these guys should start taking a male vitality stack. That's
what we think. We think that these guys, they need
a 20%. increase in their testosterone in 90 days. Maybe
then he wouldn't be flopping and flailing every time somebody
brushes up against him. So if you don't want to
act like a soccer player, I would suggest that you
as a dude start taking a male vitality stack from chalk.
(29:57):
Natural herbal supplements. Natural herbal supplements. You don't need a
needle in your arm, but you do have to be
proactive about your T levels because they're dropping. They just are.
Do something about it. And that something is a male
vitality stack from Chalk. Go get a subscription. C-H-O-Q. Chalk.com
(30:22):
slash Jesse is where you go. One more segment. Hang on.
jesse kelly returns next it is the jesse kelly show
final segment of the jesse kelly show on a wonderful
friday but we are going to come back on monday
for medal of honor monday and all sorts of shenanigans
(30:43):
next week what a great word that is chris shenanigans
um let's also again remember we started out the show
this way it is the 25th anniversary of 9-11 and
If your children are too young to know what this
day is about, talk to them about it.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
No one can ever prepare for a day like 9-11,
but we can always choose to be the kind of
nation the world saw in those days after. We can
build families like the Stackpoles. We can raise our children
to know that their country is good, that their fathers
(31:21):
are brave. and that our flag is a symbol of
justice and freedom. And we can be a nation whose
heroes are not fanatics for an abstract cause. They don't
even know, really, what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
But the kind who.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Race into buildings and give their lives on a Tuesday
morning for strangers they've.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Never met, people.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
They didn't know. gave their lives. And we can fill
the lives of our children with light and love that
will sustain them against any trial and transcend, any darkness,
whenever that darkness may come.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
A heavy day. But a good day to remember. 25
years ago, 25 years ago, those of us who were
alive then watched it happen. And we realize that there
are forces in this world who hate us and want
to kill us. That's a heavy thing, but it is
what it is. Hey, Jesse. My wife recently attended a
(32:32):
woman's retreat and returned a little dejected as one of
the subjects was having a family mission statement. And she
felt she was failing as a mom because we didn't
have one. Oh, gosh. Women... Ab does this. Women... And look,
it's wonderful. You wouldn't want them to be another way, right?
(32:54):
But the good women, they put so much pressure on
themselves to be the perfect wife and the perfect mother,
and the second they sniff, Another family or lady doing
it differently. It's the, I'm failing. I'm a failure. Chris,
it's endless. Corey, I'm assuming yours too. Yeah, they're all
(33:16):
this way. Well, that's how you know you got to go.
And it's better than one that doesn't care anyway. Anyway,
the guy goes on and he says, I told her that,
of course, we have one. And I asked our boys
to recite it. He was able to quickly respond with, quote,
don't be an idiot. Ah, it's what my dad always
told me. There's something I've said. That's something I've said
to each of my seven kids. How about that? As
(33:39):
they've grown, my wife seemed to perk up realizing that
not every family motto has to look similar to someone else's.
Does your family have a motto and what led to it?
You're outstanding despite your freakish heights. His name is Ethan. Yeah,
we don't have a motto. Chris, do you guys have
(34:00):
a motto? Well, now I want a motto. I got
to think of something. Don't be stupid. It's a good one. Well,
I know that my family is not going to let
me choose. For example, I told you yesterday that I
got roped into a pickleball tournament yesterday. It's for the kids' school. Well,
(34:22):
the pickleball tournament's tomorrow, but I got roped into it yesterday.
And so it's going to be me and Luke, my
youngest boy. We have to go down and play pickleball. Now,
I'm really good.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
What Chris? I am really good. I'm really good at pickleball,
but everyone else in my family sucks. All right. Ob sucks.
James sucks. Luke sucks. And don't think I'm just being mean.
If they had the microphone right now, they would tell
you I suck. However, that didn't stop me from purchasing
these t-shirts that say pickleball legend on it for our team.
(34:59):
We are going to get slaughtered in the first round
of this tournament. wearing Pickleball Legends shirts. That's not the
point of the story. Yesterday, Ob texted me, hey, they
need a team name for your team. They need a
team name. They need a team name. I made a suggestion,
(35:19):
and Ob said, I'm not telling her that. Come up
with something else. I wanted to name it the Pickle Monsters. What, Chris?
That's a good name. It's Corey? Thank you. That's a
good name. I've rejected it. So if I try to
(35:39):
come up with a family motto of any kind, mine
will be deemed harsh or inappropriate or something like that.
So I'm not even going to bother with it. Maybe
I'll call someone and ask about it. I'll call my
Pure Talk phone. That's what I'll do. Remember that Pure
Talk is run by a man who went over to
(35:59):
Vietnam volunteered for MACVSOG, the most dangerous mission really ever,
and after a year of almost dying, turned around and said,
I want to do it again for my country. He
survived two tours with MACVSOG. Now he runs PureTalk. So
(36:21):
do you want to save money on your wireless, a
lot of it, while sending that money to the patriotic
company that doesn't sponsor Pride Months? The company that's so patriotic,
they hire Americans, American citizens. Make the switch to Pure Talk.
Make the switch to Pure Talk. Pick up your phone.
(36:41):
It's easy. It takes 10 minutes. 10 minutes on the phone.
Dial pound 250 and say Jesse Kelly. Pound 250, say
Jesse Kelly. All right? Switch to Pure Talk. Oracle. Oracle.
I was sworn in Tuesday night as a precinct chair
(37:01):
for the Montgomery County Republican Party. How about that? Any
advice for a new precinct chair? Yes. Work very hard
because you might decide a presidential election. Did you know?
Here's a little tidbit you might not know. You obviously
know the George Bush versus Al Gore election. You know
(37:21):
that was close, right? We had to do the... Well, whatever.
You remember that whole thing was close. We don't have
time to get into it right now. Did you know this?
George Bush is president of the United States of America
because a woman in a precinct in Florida decided that
was the election she was going to get heavily involved in.
(37:42):
She busted her butt in her precinct to get out
the vote, to get everything organized in her precinct. And
her precinct turned out for Republicans in a way they
had never turned out for Republicans before. And that precinct
was the one that decided the presidency of the United
(38:03):
States of America. Now, I know George Bush sucked, but
he's still better than Al Gore because of a precinct
chair somewhere. Work very hard and fortify your little precinct
and make it anti-communist. Now put your phone down. Soak
up family time over the weekend. I'll be on vacation
next week. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'll be back on
(38:25):
Monday for Medal of Honor Monday, all right? That's all.
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