June 2, 2026 • 38 mins
Asylum is not for anyone who wants to leave their crappy country to get into ours. The most evil political family. The culture shock in Japan.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Tuesday. We're going to
talk about maybe the most evil family in the history
of politics, a huge, huge wom when it comes to
immigration in this country courtesy of the Trump administration. Trump
got assassin or there was an assassination attempt on Donald Trump
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recently that we all knew about and then just kind
of forgot about. I'll tell you, well, that's kind of
a sad, scary thing. All that Japan and so much
more coming up in the final hour of the Jesse
Kelly Show. I just want to bring this up. I'm
gonna spend about thirty seconds on it, and I'm moving on.
Remember at the White House Correspondence dinner when some guy
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went running through security with a shotgun, blasted a Secret
Service agent in the chest, and then tried to kill
every member of the Trump administration. The reason I said
remember is haven't you forgotten? Not as in, you don't
remember the event. I brought it up and now you
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remember it.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
But when's the last time you even thought about it?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I saw this headline White House Correspondence dinner reschedules for
July twenty fourth, And I'm embarrassed to tell you I've.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Thought, Oh, I forgot about that. That's the one where
they almost killed Trump.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Almost killed Trump's probably stretching in a little bit. That's
the one where they tried to kill Trump. So how
sad is that? And how scary is that for the
country that we, of at least I have. I don't
know if you're joining me in this. I've just accepted
the Communists are going to kill people, and they're going
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to keep trying to kill people, and it look it's
in those small parts due to this ongoing rhetoric.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Beyond that, we really need to do a thorough pursing
of the United States. We need a demogification, and that
is you know, I am not going over the top
by using a word. Is very similar to the denazification
that we pursued successfully after World War iiO In Germany.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
They have for years and years and years recruited the
most deranged, drugged out freaks to be part of the
Democrat Party. Then after bringing these mentally ill lunatics into
their party, they sat them all down and told them repeatedly,
over and over and over again. They're fighting Nazis. They're
fighting Nazis. They're fighting Nazis. They're fighting Nazis, They're fighting Nazis.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
And this is.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Why it seems like every five minutes, one of these
nutballs flies off the handle, gets gun and kills somebody,
or at least tries to do so. And you notice
none of them have changed any rhetoric, because this is
exactly what they want to happen. Democrats want a culture
of assassination. And if you argue with me on that,
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if you disagree with me on that, I would ask you,
why hasn't Democrat rhetoric changed, not even not even a
tiny bit, not one iota. Why has Democrat rhetoric not changed?
Donald Trump got shot in the head, somebody at that
rally in Butler got his head blown off, dead, husband, father,
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dead right there. Democrat rhetoric didn't change. Shooting at a
softball game. Democrat rhetoric didn't change. Charlie Kirk assassinated on camera.
We all watched it happen. Democrat rhetoric didn't change. Over
and over and over and over and over again, they
keep Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Communists keep trying to
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kill the naxis, and they're not sorry. They're going to
keep going wild. You know what else is wild, how
nakedly evil the Biden family is. We've been Look, we've
been having all kinds of fun with Jill Biden's press tours.
She even dropped this gem out there. Does he believe
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to this day that he would have defeated Donald Trump
in that election?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I believe he would have beat Donald Trump in that election?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
So Look, we've been having fun about that. Of course,
she's lying through her teeth about virtually everything.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Do you still think that he would have been in
a good place to serve as president for another four
years until he was eighty six?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Well? Not from what I know now. I mean, my god,
who knew? I mean, it was so shocking to get
that cancer diagnosis. I mean we had, you know, here,
I was, I'm looking through travel magazine, is like, oh,
where we're going to go?
Speaker 6 (05:02):
What are we going to do?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
And then we get this cancer diagnosis and I think
what am I doing? Like our whole life has changed?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Now did you catch that? What part of that stood
out to you? I'll tell you what. I'll play it
for you one more time, give it another listen and
tell me the part of this that really stands out
to you. Talk about what's this called? What are the
kids called this? An accidental reviewed?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Do you still think that he would have been in
a good place to serve as president for another four
years until he was eighty six?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Well? Not from what I know now. I mean, my god,
who knew. I mean, it was so shocking to get
that cancer diagnosis. I mean, we had, you know, here,
I was, I'm looking through travel magazines, like, oh.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Where we're going to go?
Speaker 5 (05:50):
What are we going to do? And then we get.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
You were doing what?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Now? You you were looking through travel magazines. It's pretty
obvious how Jill Biden saw Joe Biden's presidency. Joe Biden's
presidency was obviously just a vehicle so Jill Biden could
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live like a queen.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
This woman is.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
So insanely evil that she was going to push her
dementia ridden husband back out on the world stage for
four years and she was thumbing through the travel magazines
to see where you and I could send her on vacation.
(06:47):
But maybe you thought that's the most evil thing I
was going to play. You would be mistaken. Before I
play this, I want to remind you of something Hunter
Biden has of the rough life. He's stunned things that
you and I don't want to know about. I don't
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I don't want to know his true life story, done
very very bad things. At one point in time, he
got a stripper pregnant. She had the baby. That's Hunter
Biden's child, daughter, I believe Hunter Biden's daughter. That's Jill
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Biden's granddaughter. That's Joe Biden's granddaughter. Now, because it's an
unwed stripper who had Hunter Biden's baby, it didn't look
that great for the Bidens, didn't look good in the
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old public opinion polls. So the Bidens at one point
during Biden's presidency, they hung a stocking up over the
White House fireplace for every one of their grandchildren. Accept
the daughter except the daughter of the stripper former stripper. Sorry,
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they just openly have shunned her. It's not even by
the way, it's not even under dispute whether or not
it's Hunter Biden's child. The Biden family, because the girl
is politically inconvenient, have decided she just doesn't exist and
they won't acknowledge it. Now politics aside. That's her grandparents.
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How is it when grandma and grandpa don't even acknowledge
your existence?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
This is Jill by Hunter.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Is, Oh my gosh, Hunter is doing so great and
he's sober. He has a beautiful childly.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yes, dame name whoa? Who's name?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
He named his son after Bo and Bo named his
after Hunter. So yeah, just shows the bond.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, he has how many kids? How many kids?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
It's just Hunter is, Oh my gosh. Hunter is doing
so great and he's sober. He has a beautiful child.
I yes, dame name whoa?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I understand life gets messy sometimes, but he has two children.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Jill, you are that little girl's grandma, JP.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You baker cookies, buy here something nice for her birthday?
Do you do any of the grandma things you should do?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
That little girl, she didn't do anything wrong, is so
shunned publicly by her grandparents that she tunes into the
television and watches her grandma and her grandpa deny her
very existence, and.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Everybody knows about her.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
They really might be the most evil people to have
ever hold the White House. They're just soulless, freaking soulless,
all right, Well, Let's do some emails, shall we Before
we do the emails, let's help a widow tonight, an
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first responder families when that cop gets ambush, doesn't come home.
Tunnel to towers is there gold Star families? Tunnel to tower?
Is there all these homeless veterans we have on our streets?
Tunnel to towers? Is there catastrophically injured veterans? They have
these injuries and they need help. But a smart home
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We'll be back.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Jesse Keilly.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember
you can email the show your love, your hate, your
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of these emails. Hey, Jesse, Oh, this is about my
chili recipe. Member, I told you I've never made chili.
I've decided because I'm that old guy now. They're just
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sometimes I wake up and I decide, I'm gonna make.
I'm gonna figure out how to make something great I
am going to make. I'm going to figure out a
way to make a great batch of chili. No beans,
little heat, a great.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Batch of chili.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
I am.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I've already decided on what I'm dipping, what I'm pairing
it with the greatest side in the world. Garlic bread,
probably cheeseburg hamburger buns. You know, you just butter them
little garlic salt. What Chris Chris said, how do I
feel about potato salad? Okay, potato salads freaking disgusting, Absolutely disgusting.
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But that brings me to this. As a matter of fact,
thank you, Chris.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I spear.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
We didn't even do that on purpose. He led me
perfectly into this email. Jesse, please share some more stories
about your trip to Japan. My son will be traveling
there next year with his.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
College travel group.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
He worked all last summer at a grocery store to
save up money for his dream trip.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
That's really cool.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Would love to hear what it's like and get a
preview of what he will see next year. So I
have a few different things. First of all, egg salad sandwiches.
Stop stop stop stop stop, Chris, stop stop. You don't
have to make that face. I generally would make that
face too, Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I'm not super against him. I love an egg sandwich.
You know, Frida egg mayo bread. I've alw eat those
all day on. It's one of my favorite fruits in
the world. Egg salad cold, oh eat. It is not
not generally for me. Japan has an extremely egg based diet.
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They love their egg They love their beef, they love dairy.
You know, it's big beef, beef and chickens. They clearly
plenty of them. They love their eggs there, eggs and mayo.
They're big on that. Egg salad sandwiches are like I
just got back there for two weeks. I would almost
consider it a national dish. When I say national dish,
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I mean you walk into seven to eleven over there
or any of the big convenience store chains. They not
only have egg salad sandwiches, they are freshly made that
day with this. They call it milk bread. It is
so soft and just absolutely delicious. I got one at
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a cafe with my son, Luke ab and James Rof
eating sushi or something gross, and Luke, we just wanted
a cup of coffee in a little bite. Little Japanese
coffee shop, just little old man and clearly his wife
back there. They make five sandwiches a day and sell
some coffee.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Walk in.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
He's got an egg salad sandwich sitting there. This is
our first day there. I'm like, all right, I gotta
say what the fuss is about. I had heard about
these things. I grab it and I say to Luke,
all right, we're gonna split this. Let's see what it's like.
We could have eaten five of them, Chris, they were
freaking amazing the bund that. Well, they're Japanese. They're clearly
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meticulous about it. Japanese are a meticulous people. This is
not like something they just toss in a pan with
some butter.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Willy nilly.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'm sure the recipes have been passed down from the
seventeen hundreds or God only knows what egg salad sandwiches
are not to be ignored in Japan. That is one
what Chris. Chris asked if the bread was anything special,
it's the milk bread. The bread is unbelievably special, and
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they make it fresh every day. I'm not talking about
an American seven to eleven where you're walking and the
egg salad's gonna give you food poisoning, and it's been
on the shelf every day. They're making it, oftentimes in house.
They're making it in house, right, Egg salad sandwiches, that's
a big one. Another thing, the no trash can thing.
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I think I brought this up before. If I didn't
bring it up before, let me bring it up now.
There it's very, very difficult to find a garbage can.
The Japanese are pretty adamant. I don't want to say
it's a law. I don't know that, but are pretty
adamant that you do not eat and walk.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
In America, we eat and walk. I've done this a
million times.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
If I'm in New York City, you'll see me walking
around with a hot dog. If I'm in the airport,
I'm walking to the gate, slice of pizza in my hand.
We eat and walk. We eat and walk. They do
not do that there they do not do that there.
I never saw it one time, an ice cream cone.
Now what do you do? Because they do.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
They have vending machines, they have shops, they have cafes. Everywhere.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
You buy it and you eat it right there, you
stand right there, you eat it. And that brings me
to the trash can thing. There are no public trash can.
I shouldn't say no, that's not true. Public trash cans
are very few and far between. You stand and eat
at the ice cream place, and then whatever trash you have,
you return it to the ice cream pan or the
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cafe or the restaurant, and they'll take it from you
and dispose of it. If you do not, you had
better have a plastic bag, just a little plastic grocery
bag or something like that, because you will carry your
trash with you the entire time. Something to keep in mind.
Another thing to keep in mind about Japan, if you
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walk into the I was about to call it the
wrong part of town, but that sounds way worse than
I mean it to be. My kids, for instance, wanted
to go to the place where they sold all kinds
of old kind of old school video games, old Japanese
versions of it and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Into that stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
They're boys, of course they are. So we go to
this part of town in Tokyo where they do this.
It is sensory overload there. They have a big convenience
store that's like seven stories high called I think it's
Don Quixote Don and then the last last name starts
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with a Q. Everything is pinging and popping a It's
like you're in a Japanese casino. Every toy is making noise.
There's all the bells and whistles. It it's a lot
to take in. It is a lot to take in.
It is big time sensory overload, big time sensory overload there.
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That's a couple of japan tibbets for you. Let's talk
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Olay it is the Jesse Kelly Show on an Amazing Tuesday. Member,
You can email the show your love, your hate, your
death threats Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. It's rare
that I see a headline that surprises me, but this
one blew me away.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Get this. Here's the headline from Insider paper.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Georgia unveils a two hundred year old wines. Some of
them are linked to Stalin in Napoleon. I had no
idea Stalin ever even went to Georgia. In Napoleon, I
didn't know he came over here. I thought, I thought
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he's stuck in Europe. I thought, that's pretty amazing. Why
are you making weird faces? Chris Trump administration eyes quicker
asylum denials. This doesn't sound like a great thing, right, No, No,
I mean, it doesn't sound like a huge thing, does it.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
It is enormous, enormous.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Every part of the American immigration system has been weaponized
with the intent of filling our country up with foreigners
from every part of the globe, every single part of it.
That includes refugees and asylums. It's not complicated why this
has happened. There's really two main reasons. The communists, as
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we've explained, the communists understand that foreigners will get them
elected and they'll take power and they'll destroy the country.
American patriots will reject them. Therefore, replace the American citizen
with foreign barbarians and you can't lose.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Right.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
The second reason is the low TGP is too weak
and pathetic to stop it. They've traditionally been this way,
too worried about being called racist. I don't want to
be called names. I'm tolerant, I'm super compassionate. Oh sorry
about that illegal wiping out your whole family on the highway.
That's how the GOP has been. So you have the
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evil communists, you have the low TGP. The net result
of this is you have a country that's filled up
with thirty foreigners. All right, All that's it's not ideal.
One of the ways they've been doing this is fake
asylum claims. Asylum is not for anybody fleeing a crappy country.
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Asylum is not for anybody fleeing even a dangerous country.
Hey I need in America. Why is there's a lot
of crime in my country?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Uh? Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Asylum is specifically for people fleeing political persecution.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Right, So you're a group of Catholics.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
A bunch of dirty commies take over your country and
start butchering the Catholics. You in another group of Catholics.
You show up at America and you say, can we
have some asylum here? If I go back home, I'm
going to be slaughtered. Can we have asylum here? That's
what asylum is about. But because of our evil immigration
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system in this country, everybody's been able to just claim asylum.
I need asylum. Why, well, I'm from Latin America. No,
that's not how that works. No, not at all, But
of course that's how it works for Democrats who want
the whole country filled with these people.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
The Trump administration is changing it.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
We are getting wins, some wins, and we should acknowledge
them when we get them. Here's Mark Wayne Mullen got
some ICE protesters going.
Speaker 8 (23:54):
To individuals that came in from Portland, not from New Jersey,
camp from Portland to lead. We've seen that they have
been well supplied. We seen we've seen Antifa flags being
flown and once the state police came out and which,
by the way, awesome group of guys. Uh, they understand
crowd control very well, and they started pushing the individuals
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back after after they warned them, I started making arrest.
You saw that the situation quickly got under control.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Mhm.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Let's remember this from Boston, said Chris, I can't do
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it anymore. Hey, Jesse, I find it suspicious the studio
building had a sprinkler system going off for hours. Did
anyone check the water lines for some holes made by
a Ninja throwing star possibly made by a jet lag
ninja master in need.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Of a day off. That reminds me.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I'm gonna start touching up on my Ninja Throwing Star skills.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
And I think I'm gonna start.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Don't worry, Rise, I think I'm gonna start entering myself
into tournaments ninjitsu. Chris, will you look it up and
see if there are any actual ninjitsu tournaments that I
can enter across the United States of America.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I think people are doubting me. I am a champion.
I am a.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Ninja Throwing Star champion. I walked out of there with
the throwing Star as a trophy. People used to ask me, Hey,
what's your concealed carry weapon? What's your concealed carry weapon?
And for a long time I carried a Glock nineteen,
big fan of Glock nine team. Then eventually I wanted
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more of a mid size, so I switched to a
Springfield hell Cat Pro now I carry ninja throwing stars.
I have have you ever seen the movie Desperado. In
the movie Desperado, You've never seen Desperado? Christ? What, No,
it's not a comedy, Chris everything, Okay, never mind. In
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the movie Desperado, at some point in time, there's a
bad guy and he opens up his trench coat. I
don't know, I haven't seen it in years and years
and years, and he has blades all over there, and
that's his things. He throws these knives and blades.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
He just has like.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
A million of them in there. I don't know how
many he has, but it's a lot. That's pretty much
how I roll now, only they are all ninja throwing stars.
It even makes this sound when I Down't you like that?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
What?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Chris?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
It's amazing, Almost as amazing as this little tidbit by
Jill Biden?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
What?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
What a what an admission?
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Do you still think that he would have been in
a good place to serve as president for another four
years until he was eighty six?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Well? Not from what I know now, I mean, my god,
who knew. I mean, it was so shocking to get
that cancer diagnosis. I mean, we had you know here,
I was I'm looking through travel magazines, like, Oh, where
are we going to go? What are we going to do?
And then.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I tell you what it took me.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
By surprise, I was already thumbing through Oh look at
this beach. Joe. I was making big plans for the
next four years of mooching off the taxpayer dime.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
But then Joe had to get cancer and ruin the
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I can't believe how badly these people accidentally admit how
they see themselves and how they see their rule. It
really remember the Obamas did this too, whenever they weren't
doing commie crap. Really, Barack Obama just installed a bunch
of commies and kind of let them run.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
And then he and Michelle well, they were just always
on vacation, all of them.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Even Dave Letterman used to make fun of Barack Obama
for being on vacation all the time. Well, we got
the office, clearly we're supposed to enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Then there's Donald Trump. He works like twenty two hours
a day.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I've said it before, it's nice to have a president
who actually goes to work. These people, well, I guess
we should have figured because they're all Democrats, they just
don't work.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
James tallerco worked my mouth when I launched this campaign,
or that the real fight in this country is not
left versus right, it's top versus bottom. My mouth when
I launched this campaign.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Well, speaking of Democrat rhetoric, here's Dan Gould. But these are.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Serious times with serious challenges, and this is not a
moment for career politicians desperately seeking another job. We have
a fascist in the White House pulling strings with the
secret police, abducting our neighbors, and the system rigged by
his billionaire buddies.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
All right, so I want you to think about that.
That's Dan Goldman. You heard the rhetoric he used. Okay, now,
let's let me play this from CNN.
Speaker 9 (29:16):
Really, any path to taking the Senate goes through Maine. Yeah,
So what are we seeing about the chances of taking
the Senate right now?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (29:24):
If you take a look the chance of getting the
Senate right now, look back, you go back two months ago,
it was about a fifty to fifty split right now Republicans. Again,
it's close, but Republicans are now slightly favored to take
back the Senate, no doubt, in part because of what
is going on in Maine, which just makes that path,
which is already difficult, a little bit more treacherous.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
So what's the connection there, the Senate race in Maine
looking bad democrats with rhetoric like ice A Nazi and
fascists and things like that. We'll make that connection in
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Speaker 1 (31:00):
Assistant Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday. Don't forget. If
you missed a single second, you might die. You can
download it on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. So let me recap it,
play it for you again. Dan Goldman is a dork
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congressman out of New York runs an ad. This is
This is a natural advertisement. Listen, these are.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Serious times with serious challenges, and this is not a
moment for career politicians desperately seeking another job. We have
a fascist in the White House pulling strings with the
secret police, abducting our neighbors, and a system.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Okay, now, let's let's make the connection with Maine. Maine,
it was looking as a month ago Maine was looking
like it was going to be a Democrat pickup. It's
looking like it's going to be a blue midterm of
some kind. Hopefully not, but it looks like there's a
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good chance of that. That's where it goes. Maine is
already a blue state Republican senator. It was going to
be probably priority one for Democrats because it gives them
an opportunity to defeat a Republican and win. Now, the
Democrat Party finds himself in very, very deep trouble in Maine,
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very deep trouble because they nominate I'm the laundry list
of baggage that's coming out on this guy, it's too
long to list.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
We talked about it earlier in the show.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I don't know that the worst thing that's happened yet
is the Nazi tattoo. It all, it keeps getting worse,
the drugs, the women that it just gets worse and worse.
Every time he talks, something else comes out, or someone it,
something else is revealed. The guy is a disaster, which
brings me to this, Why is he the nominee? He's
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such a disaster. Why is he the nominee? And here's
the reason why. Here's the connection. The average Democrat now
in the United States of America, certainly during the primary,
during Democrat primaries, they are not interested at all in
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things like policy. They're not interested at all in whether
or not you may bring some devastating baggage with you
to the general election. The Democrat primary voter simply does
not have that on his list of priorities. The Democrat
primary voter, he wants to hear this and only that.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
These are serious times with serious challenges, and this is
not a moment for career politicians desperately seeking another job.
A fascist in the White House, pulling strings with the
secret police, abducting our.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Neighbors, and a system.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
That's what Democrat voters want to hear. And as long
as you're the Democrat in the Democrat primary who's saying
that kind of stuff, Democrat voters are going to stand
with you. Remember Graham Platner when he was still in
a primary. I played you various things he said, bonkers things.
I mean, you name it, Supreme Court things, philibeth. I
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could go down the list of crazy soundbites from Graham Platner,
bonkers stuff that was so far left and so far
out there. And you know what, Democrat primary voters in
Maine heard all those disgusting communist things and said, nice,
that's our guy.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
That's our guy.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
And as a result, Democrats keep winning primaries.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
And they can't win generals. They keep winning.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
The Democrat who wins primary elections, the Democrat selected by
the Democrat voter base, is oftentimes so radical and so
laden with baggage that that Democrat can't win in.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
A purple or red district.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
It's not humanly possible, and Democrat voters want that. Democrat
voters are the ones doing this to themselves across the country.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
How in the world.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Did Graham Platner wage through a Democrat primary with all
this baggage. The Democrat primary voter doesn't care about baggage.
The Democrat primary voters fighting a higher power.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Not beyond that.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
We really need to do a thorough pursing of the
United States. We need a demogification, and that is you know,
I am not going over the top. Using a word
is very similar to the denotification that we pursued successfully
after World War Two.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
In the Democrat primary, voter doesn't care about baggage. They're
fighting Nazis bonkers man, But hey, I'm enjoying putting all
these crazy, these crazy candidates up. Jesse, given your mastery
of the new throwing Star, I would like to of
the throwing Star. I'd like to bestow a new title
on you now and forever henceforth. That means from now on,
(36:30):
I know what it means. Demand all who grace your
presence as sense I like sense, Chris, I think, though,
are we dealing with overlap with Showgun? I feel like
there's a little I feel like maybe we should stick
with showgun. Showguns higher than sense. Remember the Showgun. He
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was the leader of Japan. There was an emperor who
was technically above the Showgun, but that was more like
a figurehead type thing. The showgun was the guy who
was running the show.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
What Chris?
Speaker 2 (37:07):
That was pretty good? All right, do it's time for headlines.
I didn't get to with Jesse Kelly. I did that myself.
By the way, that wasn't the soundboard. Massachusetts police respond
to a call about a man in Camo with the
bazuka and find a landscaper with the leaf blower instead. Gosh,
I want a bazooka. So bad man sentenced for trafficking
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nearly two thousand reptiles into the USA from Mexico. I've
brought up these stories before. I don't know why, but
this exotic animal smuggling thing, it's this international criminal enterprise
and it's worth a fortune. It's a multi billion dollar industry,
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and people just put snapping turtles in their shorts and
try to haul them around the globe. I don't understand it.
I do understand that we're back tomorrow though, to have
some more fun. Are you ready, I'll talk to you then.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Tuesday. We're going to
talk about maybe the most evil family in the history
of politics, a huge, huge wom when it comes to
immigration in this country courtesy of the Trump administration. Trump
got assassin or there was an assassination attempt on Donald Trump
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recently that we all knew about and then just kind
of forgot about. I'll tell you, well, that's kind of
a sad, scary thing. All that Japan and so much
more coming up in the final hour of the Jesse
Kelly Show. I just want to bring this up. I'm
gonna spend about thirty seconds on it, and I'm moving on.
Remember at the White House Correspondence dinner when some guy
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went running through security with a shotgun, blasted a Secret
Service agent in the chest, and then tried to kill
every member of the Trump administration. The reason I said
remember is haven't you forgotten? Not as in, you don't
remember the event. I brought it up and now you
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remember it.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
But when's the last time you even thought about it?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I saw this headline White House Correspondence dinner reschedules for
July twenty fourth, And I'm embarrassed to tell you I've.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Thought, Oh, I forgot about that. That's the one where
they almost killed Trump.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Almost killed Trump's probably stretching in a little bit. That's
the one where they tried to kill Trump. So how
sad is that? And how scary is that for the
country that we, of at least I have. I don't
know if you're joining me in this. I've just accepted
the Communists are going to kill people, and they're going
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to keep trying to kill people, and it look it's
in those small parts due to this ongoing rhetoric.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Beyond that, we really need to do a thorough pursing
of the United States. We need a demogification, and that
is you know, I am not going over the top
by using a word. Is very similar to the denazification
that we pursued successfully after World War iiO In Germany.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
They have for years and years and years recruited the
most deranged, drugged out freaks to be part of the
Democrat Party. Then after bringing these mentally ill lunatics into
their party, they sat them all down and told them repeatedly,
over and over and over again. They're fighting Nazis. They're
fighting Nazis. They're fighting Nazis. They're fighting Nazis, They're fighting Nazis.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
And this is.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Why it seems like every five minutes, one of these
nutballs flies off the handle, gets gun and kills somebody,
or at least tries to do so. And you notice
none of them have changed any rhetoric, because this is
exactly what they want to happen. Democrats want a culture
of assassination. And if you argue with me on that,
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if you disagree with me on that, I would ask you,
why hasn't Democrat rhetoric changed, not even not even a
tiny bit, not one iota. Why has Democrat rhetoric not changed?
Donald Trump got shot in the head, somebody at that
rally in Butler got his head blown off, dead, husband, father,
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dead right there. Democrat rhetoric didn't change. Shooting at a
softball game. Democrat rhetoric didn't change. Charlie Kirk assassinated on camera.
We all watched it happen. Democrat rhetoric didn't change. Over
and over and over and over and over again, they
keep Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Communists keep trying to
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kill the naxis, and they're not sorry. They're going to
keep going wild. You know what else is wild, how
nakedly evil the Biden family is. We've been Look, we've
been having all kinds of fun with Jill Biden's press tours.
She even dropped this gem out there. Does he believe
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to this day that he would have defeated Donald Trump
in that election?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I believe he would have beat Donald Trump in that election?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
So Look, we've been having fun about that. Of course,
she's lying through her teeth about virtually everything.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Do you still think that he would have been in
a good place to serve as president for another four
years until he was eighty six?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Well? Not from what I know now. I mean, my god,
who knew? I mean, it was so shocking to get
that cancer diagnosis. I mean we had, you know, here,
I was, I'm looking through travel magazine, is like, oh,
where we're going to go?
Speaker 6 (05:02):
What are we going to do?
Speaker 5 (05:02):
And then we get this cancer diagnosis and I think
what am I doing? Like our whole life has changed?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Now did you catch that? What part of that stood
out to you? I'll tell you what. I'll play it
for you one more time, give it another listen and
tell me the part of this that really stands out
to you. Talk about what's this called? What are the
kids called this? An accidental reviewed?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Do you still think that he would have been in
a good place to serve as president for another four
years until he was eighty six?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Well? Not from what I know now. I mean, my god,
who knew. I mean, it was so shocking to get
that cancer diagnosis. I mean, we had, you know, here,
I was, I'm looking through travel magazines, like, oh.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Where we're going to go?
Speaker 5 (05:50):
What are we going to do? And then we get.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
You were doing what?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Now? You you were looking through travel magazines. It's pretty
obvious how Jill Biden saw Joe Biden's presidency. Joe Biden's
presidency was obviously just a vehicle so Jill Biden could
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live like a queen.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
This woman is.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
So insanely evil that she was going to push her
dementia ridden husband back out on the world stage for
four years and she was thumbing through the travel magazines
to see where you and I could send her on vacation.
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But maybe you thought that's the most evil thing I
was going to play. You would be mistaken. Before I
play this, I want to remind you of something Hunter
Biden has of the rough life. He's stunned things that
you and I don't want to know about. I don't
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I don't want to know his true life story, done
very very bad things. At one point in time, he
got a stripper pregnant. She had the baby. That's Hunter
Biden's child, daughter, I believe Hunter Biden's daughter. That's Jill
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Biden's granddaughter. That's Joe Biden's granddaughter. Now, because it's an
unwed stripper who had Hunter Biden's baby, it didn't look
that great for the Bidens, didn't look good in the
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old public opinion polls. So the Bidens at one point
during Biden's presidency, they hung a stocking up over the
White House fireplace for every one of their grandchildren. Accept
the daughter except the daughter of the stripper former stripper. Sorry,
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they just openly have shunned her. It's not even by
the way, it's not even under dispute whether or not
it's Hunter Biden's child. The Biden family, because the girl
is politically inconvenient, have decided she just doesn't exist and
they won't acknowledge it. Now politics aside. That's her grandparents.
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How is it when grandma and grandpa don't even acknowledge
your existence?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
This is Jill by Hunter.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Is, Oh my gosh, Hunter is doing so great and
he's sober. He has a beautiful childly.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yes, dame name whoa? Who's name?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
He named his son after Bo and Bo named his
after Hunter. So yeah, just shows the bond.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, he has how many kids? How many kids?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
It's just Hunter is, Oh my gosh. Hunter is doing
so great and he's sober. He has a beautiful child.
I yes, dame name whoa?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I understand life gets messy sometimes, but he has two children.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Jill, you are that little girl's grandma, JP.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You baker cookies, buy here something nice for her birthday?
Do you do any of the grandma things you should do?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
That little girl, she didn't do anything wrong, is so
shunned publicly by her grandparents that she tunes into the
television and watches her grandma and her grandpa deny her
very existence, and.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Everybody knows about her.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
They really might be the most evil people to have
ever hold the White House. They're just soulless, freaking soulless,
all right, Well, Let's do some emails, shall we Before
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Tunnel to towers? Is there catastrophically injured veterans? They have
these injuries and they need help. But a smart home
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We'll be back.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Jesse Keilly.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember
you can email the show your love, your hate, your
death threats. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot comments gets some
of these emails. Hey, Jesse, Oh, this is about my
chili recipe. Member, I told you I've never made chili.
I've decided because I'm that old guy now. They're just
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sometimes I wake up and I decide, I'm gonna make.
I'm gonna figure out how to make something great I
am going to make. I'm going to figure out a
way to make a great batch of chili. No beans,
little heat, a great.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Batch of chili.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
I am.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I've already decided on what I'm dipping, what I'm pairing
it with the greatest side in the world. Garlic bread,
probably cheeseburg hamburger buns. You know, you just butter them
little garlic salt. What Chris Chris said, how do I
feel about potato salad? Okay, potato salads freaking disgusting, Absolutely disgusting.
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But that brings me to this. As a matter of fact,
thank you, Chris.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I spear.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
We didn't even do that on purpose. He led me
perfectly into this email. Jesse, please share some more stories
about your trip to Japan. My son will be traveling
there next year with his.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
College travel group.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
He worked all last summer at a grocery store to
save up money for his dream trip.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
That's really cool.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Would love to hear what it's like and get a
preview of what he will see next year. So I
have a few different things. First of all, egg salad sandwiches.
Stop stop stop stop stop, Chris, stop stop. You don't
have to make that face. I generally would make that
face too, Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I'm not super against him. I love an egg sandwich.
You know, Frida egg mayo bread. I've alw eat those
all day on. It's one of my favorite fruits in
the world. Egg salad cold, oh eat. It is not
not generally for me. Japan has an extremely egg based diet.
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They love their egg They love their beef, they love dairy.
You know, it's big beef, beef and chickens. They clearly
plenty of them. They love their eggs there, eggs and mayo.
They're big on that. Egg salad sandwiches are like I
just got back there for two weeks. I would almost
consider it a national dish. When I say national dish,
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I mean you walk into seven to eleven over there
or any of the big convenience store chains. They not
only have egg salad sandwiches, they are freshly made that
day with this. They call it milk bread. It is
so soft and just absolutely delicious. I got one at
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a cafe with my son, Luke ab and James Rof
eating sushi or something gross, and Luke, we just wanted
a cup of coffee in a little bite. Little Japanese
coffee shop, just little old man and clearly his wife
back there. They make five sandwiches a day and sell
some coffee.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Walk in.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
He's got an egg salad sandwich sitting there. This is
our first day there. I'm like, all right, I gotta
say what the fuss is about. I had heard about
these things. I grab it and I say to Luke,
all right, we're gonna split this. Let's see what it's like.
We could have eaten five of them, Chris, they were
freaking amazing the bund that. Well, they're Japanese. They're clearly
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meticulous about it. Japanese are a meticulous people. This is
not like something they just toss in a pan with
some butter.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Willy nilly.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'm sure the recipes have been passed down from the
seventeen hundreds or God only knows what egg salad sandwiches
are not to be ignored in Japan. That is one
what Chris. Chris asked if the bread was anything special,
it's the milk bread. The bread is unbelievably special, and
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they make it fresh every day. I'm not talking about
an American seven to eleven where you're walking and the
egg salad's gonna give you food poisoning, and it's been
on the shelf every day. They're making it, oftentimes in house.
They're making it in house, right, Egg salad sandwiches, that's
a big one. Another thing, the no trash can thing.
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I think I brought this up before. If I didn't
bring it up before, let me bring it up now.
There it's very, very difficult to find a garbage can.
The Japanese are pretty adamant. I don't want to say
it's a law. I don't know that, but are pretty
adamant that you do not eat and walk.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
In America, we eat and walk. I've done this a
million times.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
If I'm in New York City, you'll see me walking
around with a hot dog. If I'm in the airport,
I'm walking to the gate, slice of pizza in my hand.
We eat and walk. We eat and walk. They do
not do that there they do not do that there.
I never saw it one time, an ice cream cone.
Now what do you do? Because they do.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
They have vending machines, they have shops, they have cafes. Everywhere.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
You buy it and you eat it right there, you
stand right there, you eat it. And that brings me
to the trash can thing. There are no public trash can.
I shouldn't say no, that's not true. Public trash cans
are very few and far between. You stand and eat
at the ice cream place, and then whatever trash you have,
you return it to the ice cream pan or the
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cafe or the restaurant, and they'll take it from you
and dispose of it. If you do not, you had
better have a plastic bag, just a little plastic grocery
bag or something like that, because you will carry your
trash with you the entire time. Something to keep in mind.
Another thing to keep in mind about Japan, if you
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walk into the I was about to call it the
wrong part of town, but that sounds way worse than
I mean it to be. My kids, for instance, wanted
to go to the place where they sold all kinds
of old kind of old school video games, old Japanese
versions of it and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Into that stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
They're boys, of course they are. So we go to
this part of town in Tokyo where they do this.
It is sensory overload there. They have a big convenience
store that's like seven stories high called I think it's
Don Quixote Don and then the last last name starts
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with a Q. Everything is pinging and popping a It's
like you're in a Japanese casino. Every toy is making noise.
There's all the bells and whistles. It it's a lot
to take in. It is a lot to take in.
It is big time sensory overload, big time sensory overload there.
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That's a couple of japan tibbets for you. Let's talk
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that I see a headline that surprises me, but this
one blew me away.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Get this. Here's the headline from Insider paper.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Georgia unveils a two hundred year old wines. Some of
them are linked to Stalin in Napoleon. I had no
idea Stalin ever even went to Georgia. In Napoleon, I
didn't know he came over here. I thought, I thought
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he's stuck in Europe. I thought, that's pretty amazing. Why
are you making weird faces? Chris Trump administration eyes quicker
asylum denials. This doesn't sound like a great thing, right, No, No,
I mean, it doesn't sound like a huge thing, does it.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
It is enormous, enormous.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Every part of the American immigration system has been weaponized
with the intent of filling our country up with foreigners
from every part of the globe, every single part of it.
That includes refugees and asylums. It's not complicated why this
has happened. There's really two main reasons. The communists, as
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we've explained, the communists understand that foreigners will get them
elected and they'll take power and they'll destroy the country.
American patriots will reject them. Therefore, replace the American citizen
with foreign barbarians and you can't lose.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Right.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
The second reason is the low TGP is too weak
and pathetic to stop it. They've traditionally been this way,
too worried about being called racist. I don't want to
be called names. I'm tolerant, I'm super compassionate. Oh sorry
about that illegal wiping out your whole family on the highway.
That's how the GOP has been. So you have the
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evil communists, you have the low TGP. The net result
of this is you have a country that's filled up
with thirty foreigners. All right, All that's it's not ideal.
One of the ways they've been doing this is fake
asylum claims. Asylum is not for anybody fleeing a crappy country.
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Asylum is not for anybody fleeing even a dangerous country.
Hey I need in America. Why is there's a lot
of crime in my country?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Uh? Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Asylum is specifically for people fleeing political persecution.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Right, So you're a group of Catholics.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
A bunch of dirty commies take over your country and
start butchering the Catholics. You in another group of Catholics.
You show up at America and you say, can we
have some asylum here? If I go back home, I'm
going to be slaughtered. Can we have asylum here? That's
what asylum is about. But because of our evil immigration
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system in this country, everybody's been able to just claim asylum.
I need asylum. Why, well, I'm from Latin America. No,
that's not how that works. No, not at all, But
of course that's how it works for Democrats who want
the whole country filled with these people.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
The Trump administration is changing it.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
We are getting wins, some wins, and we should acknowledge
them when we get them. Here's Mark Wayne Mullen got
some ICE protesters going.
Speaker 8 (23:54):
To individuals that came in from Portland, not from New Jersey,
camp from Portland to lead. We've seen that they have
been well supplied. We seen we've seen Antifa flags being
flown and once the state police came out and which,
by the way, awesome group of guys. Uh, they understand
crowd control very well, and they started pushing the individuals
(24:15):
back after after they warned them, I started making arrest.
You saw that the situation quickly got under control.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Mhm.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Let's remember this from Boston, said Chris, I can't do
(24:53):
it anymore. Hey, Jesse, I find it suspicious the studio
building had a sprinkler system going off for hours. Did
anyone check the water lines for some holes made by
a Ninja throwing star possibly made by a jet lag
ninja master in need.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Of a day off. That reminds me.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I'm gonna start touching up on my Ninja Throwing Star skills.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
And I think I'm gonna start.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Don't worry, Rise, I think I'm gonna start entering myself
into tournaments ninjitsu. Chris, will you look it up and
see if there are any actual ninjitsu tournaments that I
can enter across the United States of America.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I think people are doubting me. I am a champion.
I am a.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Ninja Throwing Star champion. I walked out of there with
the throwing Star as a trophy. People used to ask me, Hey,
what's your concealed carry weapon? What's your concealed carry weapon?
And for a long time I carried a Glock nineteen,
big fan of Glock nine team. Then eventually I wanted
(26:02):
more of a mid size, so I switched to a
Springfield hell Cat Pro now I carry ninja throwing stars.
I have have you ever seen the movie Desperado. In
the movie Desperado, You've never seen Desperado? Christ? What, No,
it's not a comedy, Chris everything, Okay, never mind. In
(26:25):
the movie Desperado, at some point in time, there's a
bad guy and he opens up his trench coat. I
don't know, I haven't seen it in years and years
and years, and he has blades all over there, and
that's his things. He throws these knives and blades.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
He just has like.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
A million of them in there. I don't know how
many he has, but it's a lot. That's pretty much
how I roll now, only they are all ninja throwing stars.
It even makes this sound when I Down't you like that?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
What?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Chris?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
It's amazing, Almost as amazing as this little tidbit by
Jill Biden?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
What?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
What a what an admission?
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Do you still think that he would have been in
a good place to serve as president for another four
years until he was eighty six?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Well? Not from what I know now, I mean, my god,
who knew. I mean, it was so shocking to get
that cancer diagnosis. I mean, we had you know here,
I was I'm looking through travel magazines, like, Oh, where
are we going to go? What are we going to do?
And then.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I tell you what it took me.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
By surprise, I was already thumbing through Oh look at
this beach. Joe. I was making big plans for the
next four years of mooching off the taxpayer dime.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
But then Joe had to get cancer and ruin the
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I can't believe how badly these people accidentally admit how
they see themselves and how they see their rule. It
really remember the Obamas did this too, whenever they weren't
doing commie crap. Really, Barack Obama just installed a bunch
of commies and kind of let them run.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
And then he and Michelle well, they were just always
on vacation, all of them.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Even Dave Letterman used to make fun of Barack Obama
for being on vacation all the time. Well, we got
the office, clearly we're supposed to enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Then there's Donald Trump. He works like twenty two hours
a day.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I've said it before, it's nice to have a president
who actually goes to work. These people, well, I guess
we should have figured because they're all Democrats, they just
don't work.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
James tallerco worked my mouth when I launched this campaign,
or that the real fight in this country is not
left versus right, it's top versus bottom. My mouth when
I launched this campaign.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Well, speaking of Democrat rhetoric, here's Dan Gould. But these are.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Serious times with serious challenges, and this is not a
moment for career politicians desperately seeking another job. We have
a fascist in the White House pulling strings with the
secret police, abducting our neighbors, and the system rigged by
his billionaire buddies.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
All right, so I want you to think about that.
That's Dan Goldman. You heard the rhetoric he used. Okay, now,
let's let me play this from CNN.
Speaker 9 (29:16):
Really, any path to taking the Senate goes through Maine. Yeah,
So what are we seeing about the chances of taking
the Senate right now?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (29:24):
If you take a look the chance of getting the
Senate right now, look back, you go back two months ago,
it was about a fifty to fifty split right now Republicans. Again,
it's close, but Republicans are now slightly favored to take
back the Senate, no doubt, in part because of what
is going on in Maine, which just makes that path,
which is already difficult, a little bit more treacherous.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
So what's the connection there, the Senate race in Maine
looking bad democrats with rhetoric like ice A Nazi and
fascists and things like that. We'll make that connection in
a second. Before we do that, let me do this.
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Speaker 3 (30:57):
We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Assistant Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday. Don't forget. If
you missed a single second, you might die. You can
download it on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. So let me recap it,
play it for you again. Dan Goldman is a dork
(31:23):
congressman out of New York runs an ad. This is
This is a natural advertisement. Listen, these are.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Serious times with serious challenges, and this is not a
moment for career politicians desperately seeking another job. We have
a fascist in the White House pulling strings with the
secret police, abducting our neighbors, and a system.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Okay, now, let's let's make the connection with Maine. Maine,
it was looking as a month ago Maine was looking
like it was going to be a Democrat pickup. It's
looking like it's going to be a blue midterm of
some kind. Hopefully not, but it looks like there's a
(32:05):
good chance of that. That's where it goes. Maine is
already a blue state Republican senator. It was going to
be probably priority one for Democrats because it gives them
an opportunity to defeat a Republican and win. Now, the
Democrat Party finds himself in very, very deep trouble in Maine,
(32:28):
very deep trouble because they nominate I'm the laundry list
of baggage that's coming out on this guy, it's too
long to list.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
We talked about it earlier in the show.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I don't know that the worst thing that's happened yet
is the Nazi tattoo. It all, it keeps getting worse,
the drugs, the women that it just gets worse and worse.
Every time he talks, something else comes out, or someone it,
something else is revealed. The guy is a disaster, which
brings me to this, Why is he the nominee? He's
(33:05):
such a disaster. Why is he the nominee? And here's
the reason why. Here's the connection. The average Democrat now
in the United States of America, certainly during the primary,
during Democrat primaries, they are not interested at all in
(33:26):
things like policy. They're not interested at all in whether
or not you may bring some devastating baggage with you
to the general election. The Democrat primary voter simply does
not have that on his list of priorities. The Democrat
primary voter, he wants to hear this and only that.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
These are serious times with serious challenges, and this is
not a moment for career politicians desperately seeking another job.
A fascist in the White House, pulling strings with the
secret police, abducting our.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Neighbors, and a system.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
That's what Democrat voters want to hear. And as long
as you're the Democrat in the Democrat primary who's saying
that kind of stuff, Democrat voters are going to stand
with you. Remember Graham Platner when he was still in
a primary. I played you various things he said, bonkers things.
I mean, you name it, Supreme Court things, philibeth. I
(34:32):
could go down the list of crazy soundbites from Graham Platner,
bonkers stuff that was so far left and so far
out there. And you know what, Democrat primary voters in
Maine heard all those disgusting communist things and said, nice,
that's our guy.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
That's our guy.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
And as a result, Democrats keep winning primaries.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
And they can't win generals. They keep winning.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
The Democrat who wins primary elections, the Democrat selected by
the Democrat voter base, is oftentimes so radical and so
laden with baggage that that Democrat can't win in.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
A purple or red district.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
It's not humanly possible, and Democrat voters want that. Democrat
voters are the ones doing this to themselves across the country.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
How in the world.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Did Graham Platner wage through a Democrat primary with all
this baggage. The Democrat primary voter doesn't care about baggage.
The Democrat primary voters fighting a higher power.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Not beyond that.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
We really need to do a thorough pursing of the
United States. We need a demogification, and that is you know,
I am not going over the top. Using a word
is very similar to the denotification that we pursued successfully
after World War Two.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
In the Democrat primary, voter doesn't care about baggage. They're
fighting Nazis bonkers man, But hey, I'm enjoying putting all
these crazy, these crazy candidates up. Jesse, given your mastery
of the new throwing Star, I would like to of
the throwing Star. I'd like to bestow a new title
on you now and forever henceforth. That means from now on,
(36:30):
I know what it means. Demand all who grace your
presence as sense I like sense, Chris, I think, though,
are we dealing with overlap with Showgun? I feel like
there's a little I feel like maybe we should stick
with showgun. Showguns higher than sense. Remember the Showgun. He
(36:53):
was the leader of Japan. There was an emperor who
was technically above the Showgun, but that was more like
a figurehead type thing. The showgun was the guy who
was running the show.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
What Chris?
Speaker 2 (37:07):
That was pretty good? All right, do it's time for headlines.
I didn't get to with Jesse Kelly. I did that myself.
By the way, that wasn't the soundboard. Massachusetts police respond
to a call about a man in Camo with the
bazuka and find a landscaper with the leaf blower instead. Gosh,
I want a bazooka. So bad man sentenced for trafficking
(37:30):
nearly two thousand reptiles into the USA from Mexico. I've
brought up these stories before. I don't know why, but
this exotic animal smuggling thing, it's this international criminal enterprise
and it's worth a fortune. It's a multi billion dollar industry,
(37:50):
and people just put snapping turtles in their shorts and
try to haul them around the globe. I don't understand it.
I do understand that we're back tomorrow though, to have
some more fun. Are you ready, I'll talk to you then.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
That's all.
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