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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday, Halloween Friday. I hope
you are getting ready to have a real good time tonight.
So we're gonna finish on this why Venezuela talk. We're
gonna touch on meat and cheese. We're gonna touch on Democrats, TDS,
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all that and so much more in the final hour
of The Jesse Kelly Show. Now let's finish this up.
Somebody is upset about the potential for strikes in Venezuela.
And before I get to the why, I want to again,
I want to stress this and this is actually for
all the Republicans who are listening in Washington, DC, because
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I know there is a huge signal lag between normal
people and Republicans in DC because DC is such a bubble.
They are so far behind what people are feeling because
it is a bubble. So in general, in general, right now,
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the American people feel squeezed. They feel priced out of
normal life, priced out of vacation, priced out of homes,
priced out of groceries, priced out of insurance. These insurance
costs are freaking ridiculous. People feel priced out. People feel
that there has been an invasion of immigrants in this country,
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illegal and legal. This is how American people feel. I
don't care about your complaints. By the way, none of
this stuff bothers me at all. Call in wine or
I actually you can't call email and wine all you want.
Don't care. This is how normal Americans feel all across
the country. They feel their country is dirtier, more crime ridden,
more expensive. Americans are getting more and more dissatisfied with
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things on the home front. What does that mean? What
that means is there is going to be far, far
less patience with the American people for any foreign adventuring
than there was when times were plentiful. If I you know,
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I have this radio show now doing fine. If I
decide I'm going to stop by the neighbor's house on
the way home. They've been going through some hard times.
He's been out of work for a couple months. And
I decide I'm going to stop buy on the way home,
and I'm going to drop him off. I'm going to
drop them off as a family one hundred dollars in
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Mexican food. I'm going to stop buy a Mexican place
and grab a bunch of Mexican food and drop them
off a bunch of stuff tonight. Do you know what
OB would say when I got home, Good job, baby,
that was the right thing to do. Now, you know,
you also know that I've I've had hard times in
my life, been out of work before, sometimes for extended
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periods where we don't have money, money spend, and we're
talking you're digging through the pantry to get money or
to eat. You've been there, Maybe you're there right now now.
If in that moment, I go buy one hundred dollars
in Mexican food for the neighbor, that's probably going to
prompt an uncomfortable conversation when I get home. Understandably, right, hey,
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we can't feed ourselves. You just bottom one hundred dollars
a me, Why we'll bring on leftovers? What are you
doing right now? The American people, and maybe this is
you are having a hard time getting by. We've lost
twenty to twenty five percent of our dollar in the
past four or five years. That's a drastic drop in
the dollar just because inflation has come down, meaning it's
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not increasing the way it was. It hasn't returned to
where it was pre COVID. The American people, they don't
want to hear about foreign adventures right now at all,
and they definitely are not going to want to hear
it if they see there is any cost at all. Meaning, Okay,
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the Iran stuff is a great example. We had Israel
over there beating the crap out of Iran. We launched
a mission from here where we flew over there and
dropped some big bombs on their underground nuclear facilities. We
return home. There's no casualties. Yeah, you had to take
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I think it was like a thirty seven hour flight,
but no American died, No one was even injured. So
you know what, the country woke up. Okay, that's gotta go.
But I dig it. Nope, it sounds good right now.
In Venezuela, what's happening the Trump administration is nuke and
drug boats out of the water. There's no American. I've
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realized there's some kookies on the left, but I don't
count them as Americans. There's no real normal American who
looks at that and says, oh, that sucks. We see that.
You know, Okay, good riddance. That's less vatinim in the country.
Couple less drug couple, fewer drug dealers on the planet.
Lifes Okay, right now, that's fine. Monday morning we wake
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up and we had three marines dye in the jungles
of Venezuela. You wake up on Monday morning and CNN
has a microphone in the face of a mother who's
weeping because her son just died in Venezuela. There's not
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going to be much of an appetite for that unless
and this is the big unless. The question was about
why Venezuela. Unless the Trump administration has a really, really
great sell for the American people. And believe me when
I tell you, you don't want to use the word
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sell when you're talking about people's lives. But that's what
it is. If this Venezuelan thing does kick off, if
the Brandon Weikers are right, if the rumors are right,
and we're talking ground strikes, potentially boots on the ground,
and that results in Americans dying, and we're not talking
about a thousand, does not have to be a lot.
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If that results in Americans dying, the Trump administration has
got to understand there's going to be a short, short
fuse with the American people on that and you better
have a cell ready. You better have something ready that
you can bring to the American people immediately and say
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this is why has had to happen. And I understand
all the justifications around it. I understand that Russia and
China they are working closely with Venezuela on purpose, not
only because they're in our backyard, but because they have
the largest reserves of oil in the world. Russia, China
like all that. I understand all the reasoning. I understand.
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The Venezuelan government is in of itself a drug cartel.
It's called the Cartel of the Sun. If you listen
to this show, you know that as well, their government
is a cartel. They're shipping fentanyl here. I understand all
these reasons. But I am here to tell you not
on my behalf. On behalf of every email I get,
of the people I talk to out on the street
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who stopped me and want to talk politics, I never hear,
In fact, I have never once heard, we got to
go get those Venezuelans. It's not that they're fans of Maduro.
It's not that you're a fan of Maduro or I am.
I can't stand that dirty commy scumbag ruining that beautiful
country that was prosperous. Now people are starving. I hate them.
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I hate them for the drugs. I hate them for
working with Russia. I hate them for working with China.
I'm all for the whole regime toppling. I have not
one time, In fact, Chris, tell me if you deleted
what I really want to know. I bet we get
a thousand emails a day to the show. Have you
ever gotten a single email celebrating a potential invasion of Venezuela? No,
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he just said no, without hesitation. Chris said, they like
the drug boats. Yep, everybody likes the drug boats. It's
a quick internet video. No harm, no foul, no Americans dead. Yeah,
let's nuke some drug boats. They like the drug boats.
You like the drug boats. I like the drug boats.
If and I don't know that this is going to
be the case, I want to stress this, but if
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the rumors are true, if we're talking boots on the ground,
well that's probably going to result in Americans dying. I
don't think that can go on for very long, or
this administration is going to see approval numbers drop quickly.
We've seen this there have been little glimpses of this
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repeatedly for the past few years. Russia, Ukraine. You saw
people in America start to push back really quickly. Wait
a minute, why are we getting involved? I don't care,
and our politicians tried really hard to sell it. No,
we have to stop at that. Israel, Israel, Iran, Israel Hamas,
even though in general the country was all, yeah, Hamas sucks,
I'd rather Israel wipe them out. At the very thought
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of US potentially going in immediately, there was pushback. We
wh whoa, what are we doing? WHOA? I don't care
that much? WHOA don't care? What is that? I don't want?
I want, I don't I don't want to deal with Ukraine.
I don't want to deal with Israel. I don't want
to deal with Venezuela. It has nothing to do with
those individual countries. The American people don't want to hear
about the neighbors hard times anymore. Those times are past,
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and the Washington establishment, the Washington establishment is always behindh
The feeling of the American people meeting lagging behind. I
don't mean they've they've gotten behind it. They're always lagging behind.
And for the longest time they could go do anything
everywhere around the globe and really come off kind of
unscathed for a variety of reasons. Plus the Global War
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on Terror and how that turned out. The American people
are going to chafe on foreign involvement a lot now
they are. We'll see where it goes from here. All right,
we got to talk more Democrats stuff. We got to
talk more cheese and crackers. We have to talk about pain.
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on a wonderful, fantastic Friday. Remember you can email us
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Another point Jewish producer
Chris made during the break and it's a true point
something we've talked about before on the show. When it
comes to the Venezuela stuff, there is not There is
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not a great deal of mass sympathy for drug users
now me personally, and I don't know why this is.
I have always had a heart for people who are
in prison. I love that people in the joint listen
to this show. I love it. I have always had
a heart for people on drugs, people who struggle with addiction,
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and there are other people like that, but that is
not something that is shared massively by society as a whole.
Society as a whole, when they find out somebody died
of a fentanyl overdose. You might get a brief ah,
that's sad, but you're not going to get a massive
memorial in town. You're not going to get an outpouring
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of sympathy because there's always that well we did drugs
kind of a thing. The cell for venezuela has got
to be more than fentanyl. If Venezuela is gonna get big,
and it might not get big. Trump has a history
of not letting it get big and out of hand,
So let's give credit where credit's due. He conducts foreign
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policy pretty well, Hey Jesse. When it comes to underrated
culinary experiences of crackers, meat and cheese, is there a
certain brand of meat and cheese that stand above the others,
something like History Farms. I have my ice maker and
robe already, so I'm really looking to step up my
game when not fasting. Of course, fellow faster, Chris, fellow faster. Well,
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there's a little debate about this in the Kelly household,
because for me, when I think of crackers, meat and cheese,
I generally just buy that tray that's in everybody's grocery
store that's already got all the crackers, meat, and cheese
chopped up. What is it hormel? Chris? You know what
I'm talking about. You walk in the grocery store and
it's the big platters sitting right there. I think it's hormel.
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I don't know if I have that right, but it's there.
Ub doesn't like that part. She says it's not fresh.
There's too many preservatives. Bab bah bah blah blah blah.
If there's a party, I would just grab one of
these trays and throw it out on the counter. Bob
wants me to go to the deli, or she'll go herself.
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Usually she wants to go get uh uh. I want
to go buy a little block of this cheese and
cut it up, and then a block of this special
fig jam. And we need the supper settacido or whatever
the kinds of Can we just get some salami and
some pepperoni, maybe a little preshudo that's fine, and prosudo
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can get a little hard to swallow from time to time,
for being honest, But a little prescudo, Chris, yes, it can.
Prosudo like chokes you out. You know it's true. Oh wait,
you can't eat it. Ah, Just just know, Chris, it
is delicious. But it's a lot to take down. I mean,
it's a lot. It is a lot, dude. I'm not
Kamala Harris. I'm telling you anyway, it's a lot. But
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just some salami or pepperoni, you'll be fine. But am
doesn't want to just do the Hormel tray. She wants
to cut things down. Well, we have to make it nice.
I think Hormel's nice. I don't know what's not nice
about Hormel, but that's the way it is, Jesse. If
the shutdown is still on the KAMMI Democrats are doing
it on purpose so Trump looks bad and the Commis
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know it'll cause chaos in the streets. Here's what I suspect.
We talked about this before, but this is what I suspect.
I suspect that Democrats shut down the government because they
really felt they had to give their rabid, demonic base
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some sort of a win over Donald Trump. And they
shut down the government because they anticipated that Republicans would
do what Republicans always do, and that's grab their ads
for democrats. Give Democrats a little something, Sure you can
have a little more funding for this, or sure you
can have a little more funding for that. I'm sure
that's what Democrats anticipated. And if Republicans had done that,
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every Democrat in the country be sending out emails. Look
what we did. We owned the republic. We finally fought
back that that's what they were doing. But if Republicans
held strong, and I still can't believe this is happening,
but it looks like Republicans are going to hold strong,
it puts Democrats in an impossible situation because they're the
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ones who shut the country down. So it's your fault. Now,
now you have to find a way out of it.
If Republicans won't cave. If you played chicken and they're
not swerving, you have to swerve or you're going to
be hurt very badly. Tomorrow, forty million people are going
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to have their welfare cut off. For Democrats, that's a problem.
Well about thirty nine million, nine ninety nine thousand of
those people are Democrats. So for Democrats, that's a big,
big problem. I suspect you know, we have these elections
coming up next week, New Jersey, Virginia. Big elections. By
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the way, get your butt out there and vote and
drag your friends out. If you're listening to Jersey or Virginia.
I suspect after Tuesday Democrats will open up the government.
That's what I suspect. Chris, write that down, maybe maybe
even Wednesday, Wednesday or Thursday of next week they will
have a vote and Democrats will vote to open up
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the government. Again, what are you laughing about, Chris? Chris
record it. Chris is already upset cause he's worried I'm
going to be right. He gets so upset. Instead of
being happy for me, his hero, he gets upset about it.
He says, I'm obnoxious when I would never be. I
don't want it to make it about me, Chris. What
do we do about dearborn Michigan? And where to eat?
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And the Reichstag fire? Next? This is a Jesse Kelly show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember if you missed
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thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Let's get to some of
these emails, shall we eat? Jesse? The company my wife
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works for got bought out by a company in Ireland.
This new company is having her go to Boston next
week for a meeting. Seeing as our anniversary is in
two weeks we decided to stay for the weekend. I
immediately knew who to call, Jesse, the menu whisper. We
would love to get your suggestions on regional foods to
eat in restaurant suggestions. I am not a world traveler
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like you, would really appreciate your help. Thank you, My
tiny handed Bronco. That's not nice. Their names are Mark
and Leslie. Happy anniversary to both of you. Now here's
what I will tell you. And actually I gave this
same advice to my sister who just happened to visit
Boston right after me. Chris and Corey visited Boston. Chrisy
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was the North End, right, that was what it was
called the North End. Okay, I believe it's called the
North End. I'm not a Boston expert. I went one time,
went and checked in to WRKO, which I dearly love,
and got to check out Boston. Really liked Boston a lot,
Really really liked Boston. Shocked at how much I liked Boston.
Very walkable. Make sure you and your dime go walking
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through Boston felt pretty safe. You know, obviously you don't
want to go to the bad parts of town. But
very walkable. Great little town almost positive. It's called the
North End. Everyone in WRKO is screaming at me on
the radio right now. I'm sorry, okay, I don't live
there North End. It's God, forgive me for this. The
Italian part of town, all right, it's the Italian part
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of town. Therefore it is safe and the food is delicious. Okay,
you will see what I mean when you get there.
It's this big city, right, it's Boston, and there's all
kinds of cool stuff there, but it's literal Italy essentially,
and it's all Italian joints up and down this little neighborhood.
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I don't know how many. I'm guessing five six blocks.
I don't know. I'm not looking at a map right now.
It's not enormous, but it's big enough you can stroll
around it, great little Italian joints run by Italians all
I'm sure. It's mobbed up to the max all throughout
the place, and it's dynamite and it's romantic. I ob
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wasn't there, so I had to romance myself. No, I
wasn't there, as I was on my own for it.
But I immediately thought a texteder I said, we really
should have been here together. This should have been our thing.
It's a really good spot for an anniversary trip, especially
when you can marry it with work trip. There you go,
get to the North End, Chris, driving me crazy. I
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don't care that we're live on the radio. I have
to look this up now, Boston mass choose its so.
I know this is completely unprofessional, but it is a
North End, Chris. Thanks for finally doing something. You know
now that I'm already looking it up. And now Chris
jumps in and says, the North Yes, it's called the
North End. You will see it. You can't miss it.
It's on the map. Go to the North End, get
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dropped off and walk around. Let your bride do buy
something and get some food. What Chris, that's a very
good point, Chris. Chris said, he figured I wouldn't trust
him and I would just assume that I was right.
That's because that's always the case, Chris. This is called
learned behavior, all right, learned behavior, Jesse Dearborn is the
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subject to this one. What needs to be done? They
have taken hold this piggybox. I'm sure off of the
news from this morning, which we already discussed about the
arrest of a couple of dudes who were getting ready
to commit acts of terror tonight as a matter of fact,
for Halloween, and of course they were in Deerborn. What
needs to be done, Well, we've talked about this before
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when it comes to legal immigration. But let me use
the analogy again, because it is true. If there is
a gang, there's a ten person gang in my neighborhood.
They are killers and drug dealers and thieves of the
worst kind. It's a ten person gang in my neighborhood.
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I I prefer to live a life of peace. I
don't have to hurt anybody anymore. So what's the best thing.
If I can't move out of the neighborhood, what is
the best thing for me to do? Keep the doors locked,
windows locked, make sure the gates locked, make sure the
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security system's on. Essentially, make sure you keep them out
of the house. Keep them out of the house, keep
them out of the art. You want to stay nonviolent,
you don't want to hurt anybody anymore, you don't want
to get your hands dirty. You gotta keep them out
of the house. But I take off for work, I
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leave the front door unlocked. I come home and find
my family's tied up in the living room and all
ten gang members are in the house. Well, this is
obviously not ideal. And one of the main reasons it's
not ideal is all these dreams I had of nonviolence.
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They just want to chill. That option's gone now, being
nice no longer an option. You left the door unlocked,
they came on in. Now you're going to have to
get them out. For decades, the United States of America,
this isn't just dearborn. The United States of America has
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thrown open its doors to hoardes and hordes of foreigners
and allowed them to pour into this country. We allowed
them to pour in at such levels they actually can
take over entire communities at will. At will that we
have communities, in fact, major cities in this country that
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elect representatives from the foreign country we allowed in. Think
about how crazy that is. That's where we're at. Well,
now our nice options are done. That does not mean
we have to commit any vigilantiocs or violence or anything
insane like that. I'm not saying that. But now, now
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what's going to involve denaturalization and deportation if you want
to fix it, and as soon as you get to
that point with normal people. With norm and Norma, they
start to WinCE. I know that you're probably okay with it,
or at least even if you're uncomfortable with it, you
understand the necessity of it. But that's a hard sell
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to normis out there. It's easy to sell to the normy. Hey,
uh this gang rapist from Brazil. Should we arrest and
to board him? Oh yeah, of course. Now you go
to that same person and say, well, you see we
have the Muslim called a prayer five times a day
in an American city. Do you think we should be
stripping people of their citizenship and sending them back to
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their old country. Now, Norma and Norma are going to go, oh,
what are you some kind of barbarian? WHOA? Well, no,
too far so right now, there's nothing to be done
until Norman Norma wake up. Right now, you deport every
illegal you can get your hands on. You stop you
try to stop the flow of quote legal immigrant pouring
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into this country, taking American jobs, taking up root here.
Deport the illegals, stop this legal immigration in mass And
once we get through those two steps, then maybe we
can get to the point where we can finally start
deporting people we allowed to come here in permanently stay.
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But we are frankly a million miles away from that.
So you're just gonna have to watch Dearborn from Afar
and pray you don't wake up to terrible news, which
apparently we almost woke up to, because that's look, when
these these foreign terror organizations, the alcadas, the isis is
where are they going to recruit? Where are they going to?
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Where are they going to find their cells? Where are
those cells going to find safe haven to plan and hide.
That's where they're going to go. That's how it works.
It's crappy, but that's what happens when you elect a
lot of James Langford's and a lot of Democrats. That's
what happens. If we had all these Republicans on chocol
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to turn even someone like James Langford into someone like
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doesn't have any testosterone. That's why he's constantly grabbing his
ankles for the Communists whenever they are tearing through this country.
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We have too many Republicans like that. And this ties
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is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse
Kelly Show. Before I check out of here and go
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hand out full size candybars to the kids on a
Halloween night. Remember of you, Missity. Part of the show
you can download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. You can email
me Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey Jesse, I
watch your I watch your show on YouTube the morning
after you do your show on the radio. What's up
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with you? Occasionally? That means every now and then, stop
explaining words to me. Lifting your arms over your head
and swinging them like a spider monkey. Were you traumatized
as a child at the zoo? His name is Derek.
I'm not swinging them like a spider monkey. That move
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you see me do on occasion. If you watch the
YouTube version of the shows, Chris, did they put the
whole show on YouTube? The whole show's on YouTube? That's wild?
Who did that? Is that? You? Does that? You do that?
You and Corey? Thanks, appreciate it. Appreciate you guys. That
is the signal. I get a signal on my phone,
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well a signal. I get a notification on my phone
if we've ordered food, like if we get a pizza
and they'll they'll text you or something that they're close.
That's the hand signal I give the fellas to go
down and get the food. Because I'm live doing award
winning radio, even though it's never won any awards. That's
the signal for them. They have to go down and
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get our food. It's not a spider monkey. It's a
simple food signal. Gosh, don't make too much of it, Chris.
Now everyone's going to be looking at the signal. Haang it.
You are correct about January sixth being used as an
excuse to prosecute democratic opposition. In nineteen ninety three, the
Nazis burned down the Reichstag and blamed it on the Communists.
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This led to the passage of the Reichstag Fire Decree,
which suspended civil liberties. Well, to be fair, if we're
going to be fair, not that we need to focus
on being fair to the Nazis, but if we're being fair,
it's not one hundred percent proven that the Reichstag fire
was done by the Nazis. What is one hundred percent proven?
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And remember, their Reichstag is there, what's their Congress. What
is proven is the Nazis used the Reichstag fire as
justification to go slaughter all their political opposite opposition. In
the country, and it is what are you shaking your
head at, Chris what? And it is suspected that the
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Nazis did it themselves. They caught some communists almost seems
like a Patsy type, but you'd never look you who
you're gonna believe. Are you gonna believe the Nazis? You're
gonna believe the Communists. You're gonna believe the Nazis. You're
gonna all these people are filthy liars. You're not gonna
believe any of these people. We're not going to know
whether or not it was a card carrying Nazi who
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torched the Right Stag, but what we do know is
after it burned, it was really really good for the
Nazis because they use that as the Hey, we got
a dangerous situation here, we have terrorists in our midst
We have no choice but to hunt down these terrorists,
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exactly like Democrats did after January sixth. Whether or not
it was a government operation as I believe or an
not is inconsequential. Democrats in the government used January sixth
as the as an opportunity to do what they'd always
wanted to do, treat their Republican opponents like terrorists, wire
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tap their phones, round up and arrest as many of
them as humanly possible. They were able to justify every
single thing, and to this day they all tie it
back to January sixth. Well, I mean, we had no choice.
There was an insurrection. We had no choice. That's why
they loved it so much, so insanely evil and obvious.
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But of course your liberal aunt Peggy can't see it
that way. She can't. But part of that, honestly, part
of the problem with your liberal aunt Pegy. She's not
sleeping good enough. She's full of anxiety and stress because
she's not getting seven eight hours of sleep a night.
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If she had some cozy earth sheets, some bamboo sheets,
maybe she would become sane. Maybe you don't sleep that well.
Have you considered buying just one set, just one set
of cozy earth sheets. Maybe you get yourself a robe.
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They have ladies robes, menrobe, men's robes. Of course, you
know I'm a robe guy. I would know you want
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I would like to hear your opinion? Is that the
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They're too scared. They don't want a budget approved because
in order to approve a budget, you have to lay
your priorities out. You have to you have to go
to the American people, and you have to say, hey,
we're gonna fund this, and we're not gonna fund that.
We're gonna fund this, and we're gonna cut that. We're
gonna fund this and we're gonna cut that. That's what
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a budget is, right, Isn't that the way the budget
works in your house? Hey, what's what's our eating out budget? Uh? Sorry, kids,
red lobster is gonna have to be once every three
weeks instead of once a week. We've had to cut
back on this and no one likes to be that guy. No,
we can't go out for ice cream after church. We
are cutting that out of the budget. That's the exact
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reason these politicians don't want to sit down with a budget,
because it would force them to show an ounce of
courage in front of the American people and say, we
don't have money for this, we don't have money for that,
we don't have money for this, we have to cut that.
So instead they're going to fall back on I am
convinced of this, and I hope, I pray to God
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I'm wrong. I am convinced that when they bury me,
I'll probably lived in my sixties. I would guess when
they bury me, they will still be passing the same
continuing resolution when they bury me. I'm convinced of it.
It's insane that that is now our preferred outcome. We're
pretending that we won't even pass a CR. CR suck.
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We shouldn't be passing a CR. That's not a thing
that we should be doing. You dorks should be sitting down,
coming up with a realistic budget for a country that's
thirty eight trillion dollars in debt and making hard decisions
and then bringing those hard decisions to the American people
come what may. But politicians don't ever want to be
the bad guy. They certainly don't ever want to show
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courage of any kind. So instead, this is what we get. Jesse,
my wife and I moved just moved from Minneapolis to
Des Moines, Iowa. Been here less than twelve hours, and
both of us are already more happy, more than happy,
and impressed. Thanks for the advice to move to a
red state if possible. We are excited for the future.
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His name is Steve. Steve, congratulations to you and your bride.
Just wanted to tell you another little tale before we
check out here for a little Halloween weekend. There is
a better, more pleasant, safer, more affordable life for you
waiting just outside of that blue hell hole you reside in.
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If you can pack it up, get out and watch
it burn on the way out of town. Go enjoy
your Halloween. We will talk again on Monday. That's all.
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday, Halloween Friday. I hope
you are getting ready to have a real good time tonight.
So we're gonna finish on this why Venezuela talk. We're
gonna touch on meat and cheese. We're gonna touch on Democrats, TDS,
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all that and so much more in the final hour
of The Jesse Kelly Show. Now let's finish this up.
Somebody is upset about the potential for strikes in Venezuela.
And before I get to the why, I want to again,
I want to stress this and this is actually for
all the Republicans who are listening in Washington, DC, because
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I know there is a huge signal lag between normal
people and Republicans in DC because DC is such a bubble.
They are so far behind what people are feeling because
it is a bubble. So in general, in general, right now,
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the American people feel squeezed. They feel priced out of
normal life, priced out of vacation, priced out of homes,
priced out of groceries, priced out of insurance. These insurance
costs are freaking ridiculous. People feel priced out. People feel
that there has been an invasion of immigrants in this country,
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illegal and legal. This is how American people feel. I
don't care about your complaints. By the way, none of
this stuff bothers me at all. Call in wine or
I actually you can't call email and wine all you want.
Don't care. This is how normal Americans feel all across
the country. They feel their country is dirtier, more crime ridden,
more expensive. Americans are getting more and more dissatisfied with
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things on the home front. What does that mean? What
that means is there is going to be far, far
less patience with the American people for any foreign adventuring
than there was when times were plentiful. If I you know,
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I have this radio show now doing fine. If I
decide I'm going to stop by the neighbor's house on
the way home. They've been going through some hard times.
He's been out of work for a couple months. And
I decide I'm going to stop buy on the way home,
and I'm going to drop him off. I'm going to
drop them off as a family one hundred dollars in
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Mexican food. I'm going to stop buy a Mexican place
and grab a bunch of Mexican food and drop them
off a bunch of stuff tonight. Do you know what
OB would say when I got home, Good job, baby,
that was the right thing to do. Now, you know,
you also know that I've I've had hard times in
my life, been out of work before, sometimes for extended
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periods where we don't have money, money spend, and we're
talking you're digging through the pantry to get money or
to eat. You've been there, Maybe you're there right now now.
If in that moment, I go buy one hundred dollars
in Mexican food for the neighbor, that's probably going to
prompt an uncomfortable conversation when I get home. Understandably, right, hey,
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we can't feed ourselves. You just bottom one hundred dollars
a me, Why we'll bring on leftovers? What are you
doing right now? The American people, and maybe this is
you are having a hard time getting by. We've lost
twenty to twenty five percent of our dollar in the
past four or five years. That's a drastic drop in
the dollar just because inflation has come down, meaning it's
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not increasing the way it was. It hasn't returned to
where it was pre COVID. The American people, they don't
want to hear about foreign adventures right now at all,
and they definitely are not going to want to hear
it if they see there is any cost at all. Meaning, Okay,
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the Iran stuff is a great example. We had Israel
over there beating the crap out of Iran. We launched
a mission from here where we flew over there and
dropped some big bombs on their underground nuclear facilities. We
return home. There's no casualties. Yeah, you had to take
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I think it was like a thirty seven hour flight,
but no American died, No one was even injured. So
you know what, the country woke up. Okay, that's gotta go.
But I dig it. Nope, it sounds good right now.
In Venezuela, what's happening the Trump administration is nuke and
drug boats out of the water. There's no American. I've
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realized there's some kookies on the left, but I don't
count them as Americans. There's no real normal American who
looks at that and says, oh, that sucks. We see that.
You know, Okay, good riddance. That's less vatinim in the country.
Couple less drug couple, fewer drug dealers on the planet.
Lifes Okay, right now, that's fine. Monday morning we wake
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up and we had three marines dye in the jungles
of Venezuela. You wake up on Monday morning and CNN
has a microphone in the face of a mother who's
weeping because her son just died in Venezuela. There's not
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going to be much of an appetite for that unless
and this is the big unless. The question was about
why Venezuela. Unless the Trump administration has a really, really
great sell for the American people. And believe me when
I tell you, you don't want to use the word
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sell when you're talking about people's lives. But that's what
it is. If this Venezuelan thing does kick off, if
the Brandon Weikers are right, if the rumors are right,
and we're talking ground strikes, potentially boots on the ground,
and that results in Americans dying, and we're not talking
about a thousand, does not have to be a lot.
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If that results in Americans dying, the Trump administration has
got to understand there's going to be a short, short
fuse with the American people on that and you better
have a cell ready. You better have something ready that
you can bring to the American people immediately and say
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this is why has had to happen. And I understand
all the justifications around it. I understand that Russia and
China they are working closely with Venezuela on purpose, not
only because they're in our backyard, but because they have
the largest reserves of oil in the world. Russia, China
like all that. I understand all the reasoning. I understand.
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The Venezuelan government is in of itself a drug cartel.
It's called the Cartel of the Sun. If you listen
to this show, you know that as well, their government
is a cartel. They're shipping fentanyl here. I understand all
these reasons. But I am here to tell you not
on my behalf. On behalf of every email I get,
of the people I talk to out on the street
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who stopped me and want to talk politics, I never hear,
In fact, I have never once heard, we got to
go get those Venezuelans. It's not that they're fans of Maduro.
It's not that you're a fan of Maduro or I am.
I can't stand that dirty commy scumbag ruining that beautiful
country that was prosperous. Now people are starving. I hate them.
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I hate them for the drugs. I hate them for
working with Russia. I hate them for working with China.
I'm all for the whole regime toppling. I have not
one time, In fact, Chris, tell me if you deleted
what I really want to know. I bet we get
a thousand emails a day to the show. Have you
ever gotten a single email celebrating a potential invasion of Venezuela? No,
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he just said no, without hesitation. Chris said, they like
the drug boats. Yep, everybody likes the drug boats. It's
a quick internet video. No harm, no foul, no Americans dead. Yeah,
let's nuke some drug boats. They like the drug boats.
You like the drug boats. I like the drug boats.
If and I don't know that this is going to
be the case, I want to stress this, but if
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the rumors are true, if we're talking boots on the ground,
well that's probably going to result in Americans dying. I
don't think that can go on for very long, or
this administration is going to see approval numbers drop quickly.
We've seen this there have been little glimpses of this
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repeatedly for the past few years. Russia, Ukraine. You saw
people in America start to push back really quickly. Wait
a minute, why are we getting involved? I don't care,
and our politicians tried really hard to sell it. No,
we have to stop at that. Israel, Israel, Iran, Israel Hamas,
even though in general the country was all, yeah, Hamas sucks,
I'd rather Israel wipe them out. At the very thought
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of US potentially going in immediately, there was pushback. We
wh whoa, what are we doing? WHOA? I don't care
that much? WHOA don't care? What is that? I don't want?
I want, I don't I don't want to deal with Ukraine.
I don't want to deal with Israel. I don't want
to deal with Venezuela. It has nothing to do with
those individual countries. The American people don't want to hear
about the neighbors hard times anymore. Those times are past,
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and the Washington establishment, the Washington establishment is always behindh
The feeling of the American people meeting lagging behind. I
don't mean they've they've gotten behind it. They're always lagging behind.
And for the longest time they could go do anything
everywhere around the globe and really come off kind of
unscathed for a variety of reasons. Plus the Global War
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on Terror and how that turned out. The American people
are going to chafe on foreign involvement a lot now
they are. We'll see where it goes from here. All right,
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on a wonderful, fantastic Friday. Remember you can email us
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Another point Jewish producer
Chris made during the break and it's a true point
something we've talked about before on the show. When it
comes to the Venezuela stuff, there is not There is
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not a great deal of mass sympathy for drug users
now me personally, and I don't know why this is.
I have always had a heart for people who are
in prison. I love that people in the joint listen
to this show. I love it. I have always had
a heart for people on drugs, people who struggle with addiction,
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and there are other people like that, but that is
not something that is shared massively by society as a whole.
Society as a whole, when they find out somebody died
of a fentanyl overdose. You might get a brief ah,
that's sad, but you're not going to get a massive
memorial in town. You're not going to get an outpouring
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of sympathy because there's always that well we did drugs
kind of a thing. The cell for venezuela has got
to be more than fentanyl. If Venezuela is gonna get big,
and it might not get big. Trump has a history
of not letting it get big and out of hand,
So let's give credit where credit's due. He conducts foreign
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policy pretty well, Hey Jesse. When it comes to underrated
culinary experiences of crackers, meat and cheese, is there a
certain brand of meat and cheese that stand above the others,
something like History Farms. I have my ice maker and
robe already, so I'm really looking to step up my
game when not fasting. Of course, fellow faster, Chris, fellow faster. Well,
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there's a little debate about this in the Kelly household,
because for me, when I think of crackers, meat and cheese,
I generally just buy that tray that's in everybody's grocery
store that's already got all the crackers, meat, and cheese
chopped up. What is it hormel? Chris? You know what
I'm talking about. You walk in the grocery store and
it's the big platters sitting right there. I think it's hormel.
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I don't know if I have that right, but it's there.
Ub doesn't like that part. She says it's not fresh.
There's too many preservatives. Bab bah bah blah blah blah.
If there's a party, I would just grab one of
these trays and throw it out on the counter. Bob
wants me to go to the deli, or she'll go herself.
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Usually she wants to go get uh uh. I want
to go buy a little block of this cheese and
cut it up, and then a block of this special
fig jam. And we need the supper settacido or whatever
the kinds of Can we just get some salami and
some pepperoni, maybe a little preshudo that's fine, and prosudo
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can get a little hard to swallow from time to time,
for being honest, But a little prescudo, Chris, yes, it can.
Prosudo like chokes you out. You know it's true. Oh wait,
you can't eat it. Ah, Just just know, Chris, it
is delicious. But it's a lot to take down. I mean,
it's a lot. It is a lot, dude. I'm not
Kamala Harris. I'm telling you anyway, it's a lot. But
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just some salami or pepperoni, you'll be fine. But am
doesn't want to just do the Hormel tray. She wants
to cut things down. Well, we have to make it nice.
I think Hormel's nice. I don't know what's not nice
about Hormel, but that's the way it is, Jesse. If
the shutdown is still on the KAMMI Democrats are doing
it on purpose so Trump looks bad and the Commis
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know it'll cause chaos in the streets. Here's what I suspect.
We talked about this before, but this is what I suspect.
I suspect that Democrats shut down the government because they
really felt they had to give their rabid, demonic base
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some sort of a win over Donald Trump. And they
shut down the government because they anticipated that Republicans would
do what Republicans always do, and that's grab their ads
for democrats. Give Democrats a little something, Sure you can
have a little more funding for this, or sure you
can have a little more funding for that. I'm sure
that's what Democrats anticipated. And if Republicans had done that,
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every Democrat in the country be sending out emails. Look
what we did. We owned the republic. We finally fought
back that that's what they were doing. But if Republicans
held strong, and I still can't believe this is happening,
but it looks like Republicans are going to hold strong,
it puts Democrats in an impossible situation because they're the
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ones who shut the country down. So it's your fault. Now,
now you have to find a way out of it.
If Republicans won't cave. If you played chicken and they're
not swerving, you have to swerve or you're going to
be hurt very badly. Tomorrow, forty million people are going
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to have their welfare cut off. For Democrats, that's a problem.
Well about thirty nine million, nine ninety nine thousand of
those people are Democrats. So for Democrats, that's a big,
big problem. I suspect you know, we have these elections
coming up next week, New Jersey, Virginia. Big elections. By
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the way, get your butt out there and vote and
drag your friends out. If you're listening to Jersey or Virginia.
I suspect after Tuesday Democrats will open up the government.
That's what I suspect. Chris, write that down, maybe maybe
even Wednesday, Wednesday or Thursday of next week they will
have a vote and Democrats will vote to open up
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the government. Again, what are you laughing about, Chris? Chris
record it. Chris is already upset cause he's worried I'm
going to be right. He gets so upset. Instead of
being happy for me, his hero, he gets upset about it.
He says, I'm obnoxious when I would never be. I
don't want it to make it about me, Chris. What
do we do about dearborn Michigan? And where to eat?
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And the Reichstag fire? Next? This is a Jesse Kelly show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember if you missed
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thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Let's get to some of
these emails, shall we eat? Jesse? The company my wife
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works for got bought out by a company in Ireland.
This new company is having her go to Boston next
week for a meeting. Seeing as our anniversary is in
two weeks we decided to stay for the weekend. I
immediately knew who to call, Jesse, the menu whisper. We
would love to get your suggestions on regional foods to
eat in restaurant suggestions. I am not a world traveler
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like you, would really appreciate your help. Thank you, My
tiny handed Bronco. That's not nice. Their names are Mark
and Leslie. Happy anniversary to both of you. Now here's
what I will tell you. And actually I gave this
same advice to my sister who just happened to visit
Boston right after me. Chris and Corey visited Boston. Chrisy
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was the North End, right, that was what it was
called the North End. Okay, I believe it's called the
North End. I'm not a Boston expert. I went one time,
went and checked in to WRKO, which I dearly love,
and got to check out Boston. Really liked Boston a lot,
Really really liked Boston. Shocked at how much I liked Boston.
Very walkable. Make sure you and your dime go walking
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through Boston felt pretty safe. You know, obviously you don't
want to go to the bad parts of town. But
very walkable. Great little town almost positive. It's called the
North End. Everyone in WRKO is screaming at me on
the radio right now. I'm sorry, okay, I don't live
there North End. It's God, forgive me for this. The
Italian part of town, all right, it's the Italian part
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of town. Therefore it is safe and the food is delicious. Okay,
you will see what I mean when you get there.
It's this big city, right, it's Boston, and there's all
kinds of cool stuff there, but it's literal Italy essentially,
and it's all Italian joints up and down this little neighborhood.
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I don't know how many. I'm guessing five six blocks.
I don't know. I'm not looking at a map right now.
It's not enormous, but it's big enough you can stroll
around it, great little Italian joints run by Italians all
I'm sure. It's mobbed up to the max all throughout
the place, and it's dynamite and it's romantic. I ob
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wasn't there, so I had to romance myself. No, I
wasn't there, as I was on my own for it.
But I immediately thought a texteder I said, we really
should have been here together. This should have been our thing.
It's a really good spot for an anniversary trip, especially
when you can marry it with work trip. There you go,
get to the North End, Chris, driving me crazy. I
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don't care that we're live on the radio. I have
to look this up now, Boston mass choose its so.
I know this is completely unprofessional, but it is a
North End, Chris. Thanks for finally doing something. You know
now that I'm already looking it up. And now Chris
jumps in and says, the North Yes, it's called the
North End. You will see it. You can't miss it.
It's on the map. Go to the North End, get
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dropped off and walk around. Let your bride do buy
something and get some food. What Chris, that's a very
good point, Chris. Chris said, he figured I wouldn't trust
him and I would just assume that I was right.
That's because that's always the case, Chris. This is called
learned behavior, all right, learned behavior, Jesse Dearborn is the
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subject to this one. What needs to be done? They
have taken hold this piggybox. I'm sure off of the
news from this morning, which we already discussed about the
arrest of a couple of dudes who were getting ready
to commit acts of terror tonight as a matter of fact,
for Halloween, and of course they were in Deerborn. What
needs to be done, Well, we've talked about this before
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when it comes to legal immigration. But let me use
the analogy again, because it is true. If there is
a gang, there's a ten person gang in my neighborhood.
They are killers and drug dealers and thieves of the
worst kind. It's a ten person gang in my neighborhood.
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I I prefer to live a life of peace. I
don't have to hurt anybody anymore. So what's the best thing.
If I can't move out of the neighborhood, what is
the best thing for me to do? Keep the doors locked,
windows locked, make sure the gates locked, make sure the
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security system's on. Essentially, make sure you keep them out
of the house. Keep them out of the house, keep
them out of the art. You want to stay nonviolent,
you don't want to hurt anybody anymore, you don't want
to get your hands dirty. You gotta keep them out
of the house. But I take off for work, I
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leave the front door unlocked. I come home and find
my family's tied up in the living room and all
ten gang members are in the house. Well, this is
obviously not ideal. And one of the main reasons it's
not ideal is all these dreams I had of nonviolence.
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They just want to chill. That option's gone now, being
nice no longer an option. You left the door unlocked,
they came on in. Now you're going to have to
get them out. For decades, the United States of America,
this isn't just dearborn. The United States of America has
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thrown open its doors to hoardes and hordes of foreigners
and allowed them to pour into this country. We allowed
them to pour in at such levels they actually can
take over entire communities at will. At will that we
have communities, in fact, major cities in this country that
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elect representatives from the foreign country we allowed in. Think
about how crazy that is. That's where we're at. Well,
now our nice options are done. That does not mean
we have to commit any vigilantiocs or violence or anything
insane like that. I'm not saying that. But now, now
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what's going to involve denaturalization and deportation if you want
to fix it, and as soon as you get to
that point with normal people. With norm and Norma, they
start to WinCE. I know that you're probably okay with it,
or at least even if you're uncomfortable with it, you
understand the necessity of it. But that's a hard sell
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to normis out there. It's easy to sell to the normy. Hey,
uh this gang rapist from Brazil. Should we arrest and
to board him? Oh yeah, of course. Now you go
to that same person and say, well, you see we
have the Muslim called a prayer five times a day
in an American city. Do you think we should be
stripping people of their citizenship and sending them back to
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their old country. Now, Norma and Norma are going to go, oh,
what are you some kind of barbarian? WHOA? Well, no,
too far so right now, there's nothing to be done
until Norman Norma wake up. Right now, you deport every
illegal you can get your hands on. You stop you
try to stop the flow of quote legal immigrant pouring
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into this country, taking American jobs, taking up root here.
Deport the illegals, stop this legal immigration in mass And
once we get through those two steps, then maybe we
can get to the point where we can finally start
deporting people we allowed to come here in permanently stay.
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But we are frankly a million miles away from that.
So you're just gonna have to watch Dearborn from Afar
and pray you don't wake up to terrible news, which
apparently we almost woke up to, because that's look, when
these these foreign terror organizations, the alcadas, the isis is
where are they going to recruit? Where are they going to?
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Where are they going to find their cells? Where are
those cells going to find safe haven to plan and hide.
That's where they're going to go. That's how it works.
It's crappy, but that's what happens when you elect a
lot of James Langford's and a lot of Democrats. That's
what happens. If we had all these Republicans on chocol
wouldn't be a problem. Do you understand that it's possible
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to turn even someone like James Langford into someone like
you or someone like me? You know, all it takes
is testosterone. That's the real difference. Maybe you're thinking, well,
it's because he's a ginger. That's only part right. He
doesn't have any testosterone. That's why he's constantly grabbing his
ankles for the Communists whenever they are tearing through this country.
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We have too many Republicans like that. And this ties
directly back to the testosterone crisis we have in America.
We've lost fifty percent of our testosterone in fifty years.
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It's a little different. Chuck dot Com slash Jesse. Chuck
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is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse
Kelly Show. Before I check out of here and go
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hand out full size candybars to the kids on a
Halloween night. Remember of you, Missity. Part of the show
you can download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. You can email
me Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey Jesse, I
watch your I watch your show on YouTube the morning
after you do your show on the radio. What's up
(28:56):
with you? Occasionally? That means every now and then, stop
explaining words to me. Lifting your arms over your head
and swinging them like a spider monkey. Were you traumatized
as a child at the zoo? His name is Derek.
I'm not swinging them like a spider monkey. That move
(29:17):
you see me do on occasion. If you watch the
YouTube version of the shows, Chris, did they put the
whole show on YouTube? The whole show's on YouTube? That's wild?
Who did that? Is that? You? Does that? You do that?
You and Corey? Thanks, appreciate it. Appreciate you guys. That
is the signal. I get a signal on my phone,
(29:40):
well a signal. I get a notification on my phone
if we've ordered food, like if we get a pizza
and they'll they'll text you or something that they're close.
That's the hand signal I give the fellas to go
down and get the food. Because I'm live doing award
winning radio, even though it's never won any awards. That's
the signal for them. They have to go down and
(30:00):
get our food. It's not a spider monkey. It's a
simple food signal. Gosh, don't make too much of it, Chris.
Now everyone's going to be looking at the signal. Haang it.
You are correct about January sixth being used as an
excuse to prosecute democratic opposition. In nineteen ninety three, the
Nazis burned down the Reichstag and blamed it on the Communists.
(30:20):
This led to the passage of the Reichstag Fire Decree,
which suspended civil liberties. Well, to be fair, if we're
going to be fair, not that we need to focus
on being fair to the Nazis, but if we're being fair,
it's not one hundred percent proven that the Reichstag fire
was done by the Nazis. What is one hundred percent proven?
(30:44):
And remember, their Reichstag is there, what's their Congress. What
is proven is the Nazis used the Reichstag fire as
justification to go slaughter all their political opposite opposition. In
the country, and it is what are you shaking your
head at, Chris what? And it is suspected that the
(31:06):
Nazis did it themselves. They caught some communists almost seems
like a Patsy type, but you'd never look you who
you're gonna believe. Are you gonna believe the Nazis? You're
gonna believe the Communists. You're gonna believe the Nazis. You're
gonna all these people are filthy liars. You're not gonna
believe any of these people. We're not going to know
whether or not it was a card carrying Nazi who
(31:27):
torched the Right Stag, but what we do know is
after it burned, it was really really good for the
Nazis because they use that as the Hey, we got
a dangerous situation here, we have terrorists in our midst
We have no choice but to hunt down these terrorists,
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exactly like Democrats did after January sixth. Whether or not
it was a government operation as I believe or an
not is inconsequential. Democrats in the government used January sixth
as the as an opportunity to do what they'd always
wanted to do, treat their Republican opponents like terrorists, wire
(32:14):
tap their phones, round up and arrest as many of
them as humanly possible. They were able to justify every
single thing, and to this day they all tie it
back to January sixth. Well, I mean, we had no choice.
There was an insurrection. We had no choice. That's why
they loved it so much, so insanely evil and obvious.
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But of course your liberal aunt Peggy can't see it
that way. She can't. But part of that, honestly, part
of the problem with your liberal aunt Pegy. She's not
sleeping good enough. She's full of anxiety and stress because
she's not getting seven eight hours of sleep a night.
(32:57):
If she had some cozy earth sheets, some bamboo sheets,
maybe she would become sane. Maybe you don't sleep that well.
Have you considered buying just one set, just one set
of cozy earth sheets. Maybe you get yourself a robe.
(33:17):
They have ladies robes, menrobe, men's robes. Of course, you
know I'm a robe guy. I would know you want
some face creams. Ladies got some face creams or look,
you're Lindsey Graham. They got face creams everywhere. Pants Mega
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wife Mary and I are big fans. I actually think
I hear you talking at my house more than me.
I would like to hear your opinion? Is that the
reason why our government isn't working to get a budget approved.
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They're too scared. They don't want a budget approved because
in order to approve a budget, you have to lay
your priorities out. You have to you have to go
to the American people, and you have to say, hey,
we're gonna fund this, and we're not gonna fund that.
We're gonna fund this, and we're gonna cut that. We're
gonna fund this and we're gonna cut that. That's what
(34:24):
a budget is, right, Isn't that the way the budget
works in your house? Hey, what's what's our eating out budget? Uh? Sorry, kids,
red lobster is gonna have to be once every three
weeks instead of once a week. We've had to cut
back on this and no one likes to be that guy. No,
we can't go out for ice cream after church. We
are cutting that out of the budget. That's the exact
(34:46):
reason these politicians don't want to sit down with a budget,
because it would force them to show an ounce of
courage in front of the American people and say, we
don't have money for this, we don't have money for that,
we don't have money for this, we have to cut that.
So instead they're going to fall back on I am
convinced of this, and I hope, I pray to God
(35:07):
I'm wrong. I am convinced that when they bury me,
I'll probably lived in my sixties. I would guess when
they bury me, they will still be passing the same
continuing resolution when they bury me. I'm convinced of it.
It's insane that that is now our preferred outcome. We're
pretending that we won't even pass a CR. CR suck.
(35:30):
We shouldn't be passing a CR. That's not a thing
that we should be doing. You dorks should be sitting down,
coming up with a realistic budget for a country that's
thirty eight trillion dollars in debt and making hard decisions
and then bringing those hard decisions to the American people
come what may. But politicians don't ever want to be
the bad guy. They certainly don't ever want to show
(35:51):
courage of any kind. So instead, this is what we get. Jesse,
my wife and I moved just moved from Minneapolis to
Des Moines, Iowa. Been here less than twelve hours, and
both of us are already more happy, more than happy,
and impressed. Thanks for the advice to move to a
red state if possible. We are excited for the future.
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His name is Steve. Steve, congratulations to you and your bride.
Just wanted to tell you another little tale before we
check out here for a little Halloween weekend. There is
a better, more pleasant, safer, more affordable life for you
waiting just outside of that blue hell hole you reside in.
(36:34):
If you can pack it up, get out and watch
it burn on the way out of town. Go enjoy
your Halloween. We will talk again on Monday. That's all.
Host
Jesse Kelly
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