June 5, 2026 • 37 mins
The secrets of Ninjutsu are closely guarded. Why has the sanctuary city question ever come up to SCOTUS? The powers local cities and states have over immigration. What ever happened to the Fulton County water main break?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Friday. Then asked Doctor Jesse Friday, with so
much still to get to, let's get back to the questions. Though,
shall we hate Jesse? We all hear about how things suck,
(00:33):
but music at least is an avenue to relax. There
are timeless songs we can hear over and over again
and not get tired. What's on your timeless song list? Well?
This first of all, y yay guy, I am the
Printo fanzino.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Hecky I like Rinto Scornchis.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I love them.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I do I want Printo scornchiech. I'll get from you
a yi yai yi oh ymb Frito Buntito, give me
Brito's conscription. I'll be your friend, be Fritto Bundido. You
must not upfidun munch munch a bunch of Fritos.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
And the other one is Bad News Rising by CCR,
Bad Bad Moon Rising, Bad News Rising. Dang it, look Chris,
don't correct me. All right, maybe they have another unreleased
version called Bad News Rising. It's the I've got some
bad news for you. Bad news is that we're being
pillaged by foreigners. The good news is we had another
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set of arrests. The Trump administration is doing more for
fraud and more to go after fraud than any administration
of my lifetime. I've played for you a couple of
times that that doctor oisin about the home healthcare. It's
happening in Los Angeles, it's happening in Minnesota. Yes, there's
still a lot of theft in this country, but you
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should feel really good about the fact that they are
actually tackling it instead of enabling it. Remember that's a
big difference between having a Democrat run government and a
Republican run government. Because so many of these fraud schemes
are run by foreigners. Democrats help them do it. It's
not just that they won't investigate it. They go the
complete opposite way, and they clearly aid and abed them.
They help them do it, they want them to do it.
(02:25):
But when people wise up and stop voting Democrat, you
get stuff like this.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Unfortunately, this area around Columbus is responsible in Franklin County,
for one third of all of the one and a
half billion dollars spent on home healthcare in Ohio. Think
about that, a third of all of the money spent
on home health care in the entire.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Great ser Yeah, that's bad. Hey, Jesse, do you think
AI will enable us to communicate with extra terrestrials. You're
never going to talk to aliens. Okay, you're never going
to see aliens. It's not something that's going to happen.
And I know what Chris Chris asked. If I believe
in aliens, it's not that I do or don't. I
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don't care. I'm not interested. I'm interested in the Earth.
I don't really care about things outside of it, because
this is the planet God gave me. What Chris Chris said,
what if they have cool transporter technology and therefore I'd
never have to sit in traffic. Everyone knows sitting in
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traffic is a big pet peeve of mine. Really, just
sitting anywhere delays the big Like if I'm in an
airport and I get one of those horrible delays, A
sorry the wing fell off, it's gonna be five hours.
Unless I have some sort of emergency situation, I'll just
leave the airport, go get a hotel. I'll have the say.
(03:50):
They'll usually do it. For no money. Rebook me a ticket,
Book me a ticket for tomorrow morning. I'm going to sleep.
I'm gonna go get a cheeseburger and I'm going to sleep.
I'm not sitting here for five hours anyway. What if
the Aliens have cool transporter technology. You understand that the Aliens,
if you do ever encounter them, talk to them, are
abducted by them. You understand that you're going to be disappointed, right,
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we all, you know, the most powerful thing, it's your imagination.
The most powerful thing is when something is not explained,
when it's a mystery, well, your mind is a powerful thing,
and your mind will go to a million different places
that are amazing and scary and rived, and then reality
hits and you're like, eh, it's kind of disappointing. You know,
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the Aliens are probably going to be morons, right, They're
going to be morons. You think they're going to be
technologically advanced, They'll probably be backwards, completely backwards though, have
just invented the wheel, and you're going to hope they
have transporter technology. It's just it's not going to be
what you want it to be. Dear Samurai. If the
Jews controlled the world, why would they allow Christians to
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print the b I don't know why did you? People
will love about Chris. What jesse prediction is ten to
fifteen years from now, hearing aid businesses will be booming.
He goes on to talk about people having earbuds in
their ears and noise canceling and your pipe in the
sound right into your ears. All right, I agree that
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that's probably an issue if you're blastings things really really
loudly into your ears. But I will, however, say this,
my father's generation, old school, older generations, at least in
my house, at least my dad, I don't feel like
hearing protection was ever prioritized at all. It just wasn't
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a thing that they did. Oh you're running that jackhammer,
get your ear muffs in. It just wasn't something they did.
And so I'm not sure that the next generation is
going to have any more hearing loss than previous generations.
Previous generations are crazy, and I mean crazy, tough and
crazy verby, but crazy. Some of the pictures that I,
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honestly I have a hard time looking at are well.
Before I tell you that I'm not thrilled about heights,
I'm not afraid of heights anymore. The Marine Corps beat
that out of me. But I don't want to stand
on the edge of a cliff. I don't want to
climb a one hundred foot rope. I told you before
(06:28):
about what a woos I felt like on the zip line. Course,
I just didn't let the boys or anybody else know.
I smiled and laughed like my heart was pounding. I'm
not thrilled about heights. I can do it, It's fine,
but I'm not thrilled about it. All right. I say
that to say this. Have you seen those old timey
pictures of the guys working on building skyscrapers and cities
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like New York City. Uh, I don't understand how anybody
could do that. Ever, these guys working without protection. They're
not tied off to something. Even this is we're not
talking about netting or or shoring. These guys are walking
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on beams and I don't know how high these buildings
are a mile above the street. When they eat lunch,
there are pictures of this. They just sit down on
the beam a mile above the street and have a sandwich.
That's not even human. That is so I have a
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hard time looking at the picture because I think to myself,
I could never in a million years, not in a
million years, not for if you paid me a million
dollars an hour, a million dollars an hour, I would
not go do that job. And I would not go
do it for one hour. I would not do the
job period.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I would rather be poor than that. What, Chris, I'm
telling you, I couldn't do it? El sense sombrero kaneat you,
a kaneat you? At you too, buddy? Can you enlighten
us on the can you enlighten the up and coming
Ninja apprentices on your show the Throwing Star style? Do
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you go overhand baseball throw or do you do an
overhand backhand or more of a frisbee throw? His name
is James. I can't you keep asking? And I keep
trying to explain to you that I cannot explain all
the ways of the ninja to you. Don't roll your eyes, Chris.
(08:38):
A lot of these ways are secret, passed down from
my people for generations and generations. What Chris, No, I'm
not talking about the Irish. I mean my people, the
Ninja people, Chris. Ninja people like me. We have to guard,
we have to guard secrets think about it this way.
(09:00):
Want you to think about nijitsu as if it's a superpower.
In the wrong hands, it could it could potentially be dangerous,
very very dangerous. You don't want everybody to know what
I know. That would be a danger for society. We
have to be selective about what we say and when
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we say it. All right, and I threw overhand, dear
shaved sasquatch. Why doesn't the president, Why doesn't President Trump
order the military to just take control of the Strait
of Horror Moves. Thank you for such a great show. Okay,
the military, why don't they just take control of it?
Let me all right, as of right now, let's let
me explain. You know, the whole blockade thing, which I
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think is kind of lifted. Trump announced that it's lifted,
but I'm not sure that whatever the whole blockade thing.
You can look at a map of the Strait of
Horror Moves. You see that straight of Hormones. All right,
Our naval blockade of the Strait of Horror Moves was
not in the Strait of Hormos. It was on the
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borders of the Strait of Horrmoves. We did not have
our naval vessels all day, every day doing Loop de
Luz right beside Iran in the Strait of Hormuz. It
was off why that region of Iran, the region that
borders the Strait of Hormos, is mountainous. It is mountainous,
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and the Iranians allegedly have built into those mountains for years, missiles,
missile defense systems weighs to fire things from the mountains
into the strait because Iran has known for years that
controlling the Strait of Hormos or being able to shut
it down. Basically, it's a critical part of their national security.
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It's the one thing that could hold over our heads.
Our Navy's not in it. All right. I'll explain more
in a second. Before I do that, let me explain
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Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. You can also download at iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Jesse.
Yesterday you talked about how the UH talket the arrests
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of some street communists as something that's actually being done
by this administration, But when it comes to elite communists,
it sounds like they might as well be untouchable. It's
clear a very large portion of this country is sick
and tired of nothing happening to these people. Do you
think we will eventually see vigilante justice because these communists
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think and seem to uh have become untouchable. Yes, vigilante
justice is one of those things throughout history that is
inevitable if the actual justice system doesn't administer justice. I
don't celebrate that at all. But I also can read
history books and you can tell vigilante justice will come.
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I've told you before it's going to be horrible, but
it's coming. I guarantee it. You know how we always
we always have a story, a terrible story. There is
always one out there about, Hey, this judge let this
career dirt ball out of jail, and he goes on
and killed somebody, He goes on and rape somebody, he
goes it's always the same story. Commy judge, let's the dirtball.
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Loose dirtball does dirtball things. People think that vigilantes are
going to eventually start killing these dirt balls when they
go on and do these dirtball things, and that will happen,
there's no question about it. But where it's going to
end up is they're going to start killing the judges.
I've seen this coming for a long time, and again
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I don't celebrate it. That's a really bad place to
be as a country when you start having judges getting smoked.
But what's going to happen is this situation it's going
to come to a head. And here's what's going to happen.
To bet your money, this is what's going to be.
It's going to be somebody gets killed because the judge
let the dirt ball out of prison. And the somebody
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gets killed has someone very close to them, husband, father, brother,
somebody who is a deadly in some way, and b
doesn't have enough to lose to worry about prison. Maybe look,
maybe it's a veteran. Maybe it's some guy he's killed
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people before. Maybe he's down on his luck, not doing
great financially, out of work, wakes up one day some
comed judge turns some monster loose who rapes and murders
this guy's daughter. This guy's gonna go kill that judge.
And I think once that starts happening, you will see
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a collective freak out in the country because once people
start attacking card carrying members of the system, the system responds.
Remember the system only exists to protect itself. There will
be a huge freak out. But that has the chance
of opening Pandora's box on that kind of thing. It's awful,
but it's awful to have a communist run justice system,
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or at least certain areas of the country have a
communist run justice system. People crave justice, they do they
crave fairness. I guess I should say they crave it.
They want it. It is inherent in human beings. And
when you have a communist justice system that is purposely
letting bad guys loose, who heard innocent people vigilanti justice
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isn't inevitable? Good evening. My name is Danaris. I found
out your or I found out about your show through
my dad, where both fans are your show in good humor,
I would appreciate a response. My question is, have you
ever considered making a song like it? Can be one
to two minutes. I have short songs like that, some
(15:49):
a little longer. I consider myself to be quite an artist.
What Chris remember? Don't you remember the line we already
wrote drinking too much booze, nothing left to lose? That
obviously is the beginning of some sort of an award
winning song. I am held back a little bit by
(16:15):
the lack of artistic ability in my family. We Kelly's
are a a We're a simple people, you see, and
we're just simple construction people. There is nobody in my
family who can sing. I'm not talking about ab ab
is the weird exception to that. You know, I married
ob so she sings and dances and of all the
other annoying stuff. But the actual Kelly's, like the Kelly bloodline,
(16:38):
there's no singing. None of us can sing. Nobody can
even carry a tune a little bit. It's bad, all
of us, all of us. Nobody can dance, nobody, no
one has the ability to do that. There is a
very tiny bit of artistic ability from my mom on
my mom's side, you know, the ability to sketch or draw,
(17:00):
but that's pretty bad too. I don't think there is
a single Kelly you're trying to think. I don't think
there is a single Kelly who can play a single
musical instrument. None of them, absolutely, none of them at all.
We are held back. Really, everybody's built differently, everyone's We're
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built from the bottom up. Right.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
What in my mouth when I launched this campaign or
that the real fight in this country is not left
versus right, it's top versus bottom.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I mentioned at the end of last segment that I
was going to finish up on this Strait of horr
Moves thing, and I never got back to it. What
about the navy just taking control of it. Our navy
would be in mortal danger if it just parked itself
in the Strait of Horror Moves. It sounds like we
can do it, but when they have land based defenses. Remember, historically,
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land based defenses on a narrow waterway are extremely effective because,
for obvious reasons, you can sight in your guns easily.
Tastes just a little bit of practice. You know exactly
where this one's gonna land. Your naval base that's by
the water is not bouncing up and down in the water.
A fort along a narrow waterway can shut down a waterway.
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Iran has a fort in the form of mountains right
next to the Strait of Horror Moves. Our ships would
be in grave danger. So we can't just park them
there inside the Strait of Horror Moves. Remember, well, we
can shoot down drones, and we've been shooting their boats
out of the water. Yes, we've done that. There's always
a finite number of munitions on hand. You don't have
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can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellishow dot com.
And remember to watch your language. Last time I.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Asked you about January sixth, why you turn the National
Guard away? On January sixth, you told me to shut
up and that I was repeating Republicans talking.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Shut up again because you are a second lies.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Aha. Let's check in. Let's check in on how the
votes are being tabulated out there in communists California. He's Steve.
Here's Steve Hilton, the Republican running for governor, one of
the two bribing that there.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
They had different buckets.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
They were supposed to put the ballots in after they
come in after election day, and they were explicitly told
didn't just have to be a postmark that.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Was on or before election day that qualified.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
If the date was handwritten, that would be okay as well.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
It's not an accident, it's not a whoopsie. They put
these systems into place to make it so you can't
win an election. Hey, great, Ninja, Jesse. Do you think
Trump is Do you really think Trump is concerned right
now with high gas prices or waiting it out because
he knows he can pull a Biden before elections and
(20:55):
drain strategic oil reserves to reduce prices. No, we've already
drained they are really really low oil reserves. Not just
our strategic oil reserve. Oil reserves globally are low. We
have not seen the full effect of the oil embargo.
(21:19):
We have to put it that way. We haven't seen
the full effect of it yet because the oil. Yes,
it's stopped flowing the way it was. But when that happens,
that's why you have reserves. So we've been draining our reserves.
The prices we see right now at the pump are
actually artificially low prices because we've been tapping all kinds
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of reserves across the globe. Remember, I keep bringing it
up because these oil guys keep coming out and saying it.
These reserves are getting low, These reserves are running out,
These reserves are going away in July. These they keep
complaining about the reserves because they're not getting filled back
up again. Now, July is still a month. The way,
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I have to assume, or at least hope that Trump
is going to be able to hammer out a deal
between now and a month away. But do you think
Iran doesn't know everything? I just said? What if Iran
wants to drag this on long enough to blow up
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the global economy. It's not like that would be out
of character for that dirt ball regime. There's a chance.
I mean, how am I supposed to come to any conclusion?
Every other day, Trump's putting out a social media post
saying we've almost got a deal or ninety five percent done,
we're crossing the d's on a deal. But then there's
never a deal, is there. They've announced there's a deal
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eight thousand times. I've stopped responding to it. I've stopped
following along. Every day there's a deal, we about have
a deal, but it doesn't materialize. Iran ends up walking away,
washing their hands of it. I also can't count. I
can't count how many times we've announced there's a deal
and Iran has announced they're walking away from the negotiating tape.
That happens every five minutes too. We're walking away, we
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almost have a deal, then we're walking away. It's endless. Jesse,
why has sanctuary cities as a legal concept not come
before the Supreme Court? Well, people, oftentimes people don't understand
what a sanctuary city actually is. So let me explain
how they operate sanctuary cities. It's not like they're above
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federal law or in violation of federal law. In fact,
they're very very careful about staying within federal law. Cities
have their own jurisdiction, right, They have their own police force,
they have their own jail systems, cities and counties and states,
they have systems that exist outside of the federal government.
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So if you're a quote sanctuary city, and that's what
you've declared yourself to be, it's not that you can
grab this foreigner, this illegal immigrant, because you know Ice
is in town, try and arrest him. It's not like
you can grab him and hide him in the county jail.
That's not allowed. That would be a violation of the law.
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But if he so happens to be in your county
jail because he committed crimes, and you find out that
Ice is coming through town, and they're going down to
the jails to find out who's illegal, and if they
find anyone illegal, they're going to drag him out of there,
put them in federal custody, and deport them. As a
sanctuary city, you do have jurisdiction over who you keep
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and don't keep in your jail, so you can walk
down to your jail where you have him and just
let him go. You understand that states like New York
have done this violent foreigners in response to ice deportation.
Violent foreigners have been turned loose on the New York public.
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See of the communists who run New York. This is
what they do. This is this is what it looks
like in practice. Now that sounds evil than it is.
It sounds wrong, and it is. It sounds unlawful, but
it's not. You have discretion on who you prosecute, who
you keep in jail, who you do not. There is
a great deal of leeway there. You have all kinds
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of discretion. And if you get communists in office in
charge of the justice system, they'll just use every legal
means they can. Something else they can do. You see
this in California. They can give them IDs, You can
give them driver's licenses. The federal government does not control
driver's licenses. If you look at your driver's license right now,
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it has a state on it, doesn't it. Your driver's
license is from a state that's issued by the state. Well,
what if you're California and your state is run by communists?
Who want foreigners in the country so they know what
helps the communist revolution. They'll just give your illegals IDs.
The problem is your state driver's license. Because of our
federal system, you are licensed to drive in every state.
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So once you're licensed in California, you're licensed in Texas.
It's not like they're gonna pull you over in Texas
and see that California license and throw the handcuffs on you.
So if you have a commi state inside your borders
doing these kinds of things, it ends up damaging the
whole country. I've described it before as having hostile city
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states inside of our borders. It's really what it's like.
It really is. If you think of a Rome, ancient Rome,
think about that Italian boot, the peninsula that is Italy
and Rome. They really have control over all of it,
except for there's two or three city states scattered throughout
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who hate the Romans, rebel against the Romans, do everything
they possibly can to smash the Romans, to ruin the
Roman Empire. How long would Rome have put up with
that state of affairs? Well, that state of affairs happened
many times in Rome ended up slaughtering every man, woman,
and child, that's how Rome would handle such a thing.
And you understand why they would handle such a thing
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that way, because you can't operate as a nation while
having hostile foreign city states inside your borders. But that
is the system we have, and as Democrats have gotten
more and more insane, it's going to continue to be
the system we have. I have encouraged you repeatedly, and
I'll encourage you again right now to get out of
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your blue area. If you're in a blue state, at
least try to get to a blue county, blue town something.
If you can get out of that blue state, do it.
Because the guard rails are off, there's nothing holding them back.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
In order to win elected office, you have to just
a be a Democrat, but b if you want the
Democrat nomine, because of the radicalization of the average Democrat voter,
you have to be a certified freaking nut job. In
order to even get the job, you have to promise
to do horrible things. All right, that's enough of that.
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That's enough of that. I want to stretch you out.
Let's talk about a little bit more election fraud. What
about Georgia. Were ever going to get any justice there?
Let me talk to you about them protecting yourself. You
have health insurance, don't you? You have car insurance? Of course,
why do you have these things? Hopefully nothing bad happens,
(28:38):
but bad things happen all the time. Identity theft happens
all the time all the time. The percentages of people
going through this, it's eventually going to reach one hundred percent.
There are so many online thieves right now after your data,
and there's so much of your data out there that
it's only attracting more thieves that sooner or later, everybody's
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gonna wake up and find out my social Security number
has been leaked. They're taking loans out of my name.
My bank account just got drained last night. That's kind
of a big deal. Eventually, it's coming for all of us.
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I've got on an emolysid on me.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Is Jesse Kelly. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the Jesse
Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
We will be back Monday where we'll be broadcasting from.
I have no earthly idea, none, none. We might be
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at a phone booth, we might be back at this
studio in Houston. We might be we might be at
my house. I have no earthly idea, but we'll be
bringing you a show of some kind. That was me
giving you a heads up that I don't know how
it's going to sound again on Monday. I'm always trying
to I'm trying to be mindful of the fact that
(30:38):
it's an audio product and that the sound. I want
it to be right for you all the time. But
there's precious little we can do about it at this
point in time until we are allowed in our flooded
back building. Oh. Speaking of flooded, Hey part time radio host.
Your fake sprinkler story immediately reminded me of the fake
water main break in Fulton County, Georgia during the stolen
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twenty twenty election. How embarrassed and or angry should we
be that a Trump DOJ hasn't prosecuted anyone for that incident.
His name is Bill. First of all, my water sprinkler
story is not fake at all. Second of all, here's
the problem. We want people prosecuted when Democrats steal elections,
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when Democrats cheat in elections. You want honest elections. I
want honest elections. You want people prosecuted so they'll stop
doing it right. But so much of this stuff is
so hard to prove, especially after the fact. I know
that that water break in Fulton County, Georgia, critical swing
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county in a critical swing state. On election night, every
part of that looked bad, and I openly acknowledge to
you that I think it was totally nefarious. I think
they were doing something dirty. I don't know that. I
haven't seen them do it on camera. I can't tell
you that with one hundred percent certainty. Maybe it was
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just a oopsie. What are the odds? But I was
born at Nightma, not last night. Just because I strongly
suspect that doesn't mean I can prove it. Think what
it would take to prove it. Let me put it
this way. Let's assume let's assume the worst here. Let's
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assume they wanted to shut things down in that building
for nefarious election purposes, and they decided they were going
to have some sort of a water leak in order
to shut the building down. Do you know how big
of an operation you would need to do that one person?
I could do that myself. I used to work with
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water and sewer line, and I believe it would depend
on exactly what the setup is in the building. I
would need actually one tool, one person, one tool, and
I have just flooded the building and shut it down. Now,
what if I wanted to do that and I was
smart enough to not google it on my phone, I
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was smart enough to not text friends and family members
and email people about it. I basically was smart enough
to come up with the plan and then keep my
mouth shut and not tell anybody around me the plan.
What are the chances you think you could catch me
after I do it? Very slim? Okay, that's if you
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walked in the next day to a flooded out building,
and you launched a criminal investigation. Now let's fast forward
through four years of the Biden presidency. Now it's four
or five years later, four or five years after the fact.
How many witnesses are going to remember anything from four
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or five years ago. What are the chances you're gonna
get me after four or five years. I'm not trying
to excuse any lack of action from the DOJ, but
after you steal an election, you never get justice. After
an election is stolen, you never get justice. We always
want it. They should do a recall, they should do
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an investigation. They should, they should, they should, they should,
they should, they should, they should. We say this over
and over again. Yet it never ends up happening. It
never ends up changing anything, because once the election is stolen,
it's frigging over and it sucks, and you end up
with President Biden for four years and his which wife.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Do you still think that he would have been in
a good place to serve as president for another four
years until he was eighty six?
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Well not from what I know now. I mean, my god,
who knew? I mean, it was so shocking to get
that cancer diagnosis. I mean we had, you know, here
I was, I'm looking through travel magazines like, oh, where
are we gonna go?
Speaker 4 (34:56):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 5 (34:57):
And then we get this cancer diagnosis? Then I think
what am I doing? Like our whole life has changed now?
Well yeah, and so, I mean it was just shocking.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Four years of those people because we allowed Democrats to
steal an election.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
And now here's a headline.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Why go you know the thing emails we didn't get
to you, Jesse. Why are detainers being held in facilities?
Why aren't they deported? Remember, because of our Bonker's immigration system,
we actually give every dirty foreigner who violated our sovereignty
a hearing before we deport them. And even after they
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get a hearing, and if the decision is made to
deport them, then you have to figure out where you're
deporting them too. It's slow, it's brutal. The best way
is to not let them in. Jesse. First, welcome back
to the airwaves from the land of the Rising Sun.
That's Japan, Chris, I missed you as well as all
your loyal fans. Secondly, now, but Paxton has defeated cornin
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with ease. How confident are you. Paxton will hold the
seat for Republicans in November against the Democrat tallerco Ken.
Paxton's going to win. Texas is not electing this person.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
But the only way we can allow the rights of
an embryo to trump the rights of a woman is
if we believe a woman is not a full person.
And let me remind you that that has been the
default belief throughout most of human history. Being Christian and
being pro choice are absolutely consistent because Christianity is a
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feminist religion.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Do you think Texas is going to elect that guy? Texas?
The Texas Democrats made a huge mistake nominating that guy
because he has so much video out there like that
making him look like exactly what he is, a fruity
commie who is way out of step with normal tech.
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I know all the DC swamp rats told you now
that John Cornyon lost, it's the end of the world.
It'll cost a hundred million dollars now to protect the seat.
That seat's gonna be just fine. Don't worry, all right,
go put your phone down, enjoy your weekend, and I
shall see you on Monday. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Friday. Then asked Doctor Jesse Friday, with so
much still to get to, let's get back to the questions. Though,
shall we hate Jesse? We all hear about how things suck,
(00:33):
but music at least is an avenue to relax. There
are timeless songs we can hear over and over again
and not get tired. What's on your timeless song list? Well?
This first of all, y yay guy, I am the
Printo fanzino.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Hecky I like Rinto Scornchis.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I love them.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I do I want Printo scornchiech. I'll get from you
a yi yai yi oh ymb Frito Buntito, give me
Brito's conscription. I'll be your friend, be Fritto Bundido. You
must not upfidun munch munch a bunch of Fritos.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
And the other one is Bad News Rising by CCR,
Bad Bad Moon Rising, Bad News Rising. Dang it, look Chris,
don't correct me. All right, maybe they have another unreleased
version called Bad News Rising. It's the I've got some
bad news for you. Bad news is that we're being
pillaged by foreigners. The good news is we had another
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set of arrests. The Trump administration is doing more for
fraud and more to go after fraud than any administration
of my lifetime. I've played for you a couple of
times that that doctor oisin about the home healthcare. It's
happening in Los Angeles, it's happening in Minnesota. Yes, there's
still a lot of theft in this country, but you
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should feel really good about the fact that they are
actually tackling it instead of enabling it. Remember that's a
big difference between having a Democrat run government and a
Republican run government. Because so many of these fraud schemes
are run by foreigners. Democrats help them do it. It's
not just that they won't investigate it. They go the
complete opposite way, and they clearly aid and abed them.
They help them do it, they want them to do it.
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But when people wise up and stop voting Democrat, you
get stuff like this.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Unfortunately, this area around Columbus is responsible in Franklin County,
for one third of all of the one and a
half billion dollars spent on home healthcare in Ohio. Think
about that, a third of all of the money spent
on home health care in the entire.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Great ser Yeah, that's bad. Hey, Jesse, do you think
AI will enable us to communicate with extra terrestrials. You're
never going to talk to aliens. Okay, you're never going
to see aliens. It's not something that's going to happen.
And I know what Chris Chris asked. If I believe
in aliens, it's not that I do or don't. I
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don't care. I'm not interested. I'm interested in the Earth.
I don't really care about things outside of it, because
this is the planet God gave me. What Chris Chris said,
what if they have cool transporter technology and therefore I'd
never have to sit in traffic. Everyone knows sitting in
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traffic is a big pet peeve of mine. Really, just
sitting anywhere delays the big Like if I'm in an
airport and I get one of those horrible delays, A
sorry the wing fell off, it's gonna be five hours.
Unless I have some sort of emergency situation, I'll just
leave the airport, go get a hotel. I'll have the say.
(03:50):
They'll usually do it. For no money. Rebook me a ticket,
Book me a ticket for tomorrow morning. I'm going to sleep.
I'm gonna go get a cheeseburger and I'm going to sleep.
I'm not sitting here for five hours anyway. What if
the Aliens have cool transporter technology. You understand that the Aliens,
if you do ever encounter them, talk to them, are
abducted by them. You understand that you're going to be disappointed, right,
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we all, you know, the most powerful thing, it's your imagination.
The most powerful thing is when something is not explained,
when it's a mystery, well, your mind is a powerful thing,
and your mind will go to a million different places
that are amazing and scary and rived, and then reality
hits and you're like, eh, it's kind of disappointing. You know,
(04:38):
the Aliens are probably going to be morons, right, They're
going to be morons. You think they're going to be
technologically advanced, They'll probably be backwards, completely backwards though, have
just invented the wheel, and you're going to hope they
have transporter technology. It's just it's not going to be
what you want it to be. Dear Samurai. If the
Jews controlled the world, why would they allow Christians to
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print the b I don't know why did you? People
will love about Chris. What jesse prediction is ten to
fifteen years from now, hearing aid businesses will be booming.
He goes on to talk about people having earbuds in
their ears and noise canceling and your pipe in the
sound right into your ears. All right, I agree that
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that's probably an issue if you're blastings things really really
loudly into your ears. But I will, however, say this,
my father's generation, old school, older generations, at least in
my house, at least my dad, I don't feel like
hearing protection was ever prioritized at all. It just wasn't
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a thing that they did. Oh you're running that jackhammer,
get your ear muffs in. It just wasn't something they did.
And so I'm not sure that the next generation is
going to have any more hearing loss than previous generations.
Previous generations are crazy, and I mean crazy, tough and
crazy verby, but crazy. Some of the pictures that I,
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honestly I have a hard time looking at are well.
Before I tell you that I'm not thrilled about heights,
I'm not afraid of heights anymore. The Marine Corps beat
that out of me. But I don't want to stand
on the edge of a cliff. I don't want to
climb a one hundred foot rope. I told you before
(06:28):
about what a woos I felt like on the zip line. Course,
I just didn't let the boys or anybody else know.
I smiled and laughed like my heart was pounding. I'm
not thrilled about heights. I can do it, It's fine,
but I'm not thrilled about it. All right. I say
that to say this. Have you seen those old timey
pictures of the guys working on building skyscrapers and cities
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like New York City. Uh, I don't understand how anybody
could do that. Ever, these guys working without protection. They're
not tied off to something. Even this is we're not
talking about netting or or shoring. These guys are walking
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on beams and I don't know how high these buildings
are a mile above the street. When they eat lunch,
there are pictures of this. They just sit down on
the beam a mile above the street and have a sandwich.
That's not even human. That is so I have a
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hard time looking at the picture because I think to myself,
I could never in a million years, not in a
million years, not for if you paid me a million
dollars an hour, a million dollars an hour, I would
not go do that job. And I would not go
do it for one hour. I would not do the
job period.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I would rather be poor than that. What, Chris, I'm
telling you, I couldn't do it? El sense sombrero kaneat you,
a kaneat you? At you too, buddy? Can you enlighten
us on the can you enlighten the up and coming
Ninja apprentices on your show the Throwing Star style? Do
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you go overhand baseball throw or do you do an
overhand backhand or more of a frisbee throw? His name
is James. I can't you keep asking? And I keep
trying to explain to you that I cannot explain all
the ways of the ninja to you. Don't roll your eyes, Chris.
(08:38):
A lot of these ways are secret, passed down from
my people for generations and generations. What Chris, No, I'm
not talking about the Irish. I mean my people, the
Ninja people, Chris. Ninja people like me. We have to guard,
we have to guard secrets think about it this way.
(09:00):
Want you to think about nijitsu as if it's a superpower.
In the wrong hands, it could it could potentially be dangerous,
very very dangerous. You don't want everybody to know what
I know. That would be a danger for society. We
have to be selective about what we say and when
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we say it. All right, and I threw overhand, dear
shaved sasquatch. Why doesn't the president, Why doesn't President Trump
order the military to just take control of the Strait
of Horror Moves. Thank you for such a great show. Okay,
the military, why don't they just take control of it?
Let me all right, as of right now, let's let
me explain. You know, the whole blockade thing, which I
(09:41):
think is kind of lifted. Trump announced that it's lifted,
but I'm not sure that whatever the whole blockade thing.
You can look at a map of the Strait of
Horror Moves. You see that straight of Hormones. All right,
Our naval blockade of the Strait of Horror Moves was
not in the Strait of Hormos. It was on the
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borders of the Strait of Horrmoves. We did not have
our naval vessels all day, every day doing Loop de
Luz right beside Iran in the Strait of Hormuz. It
was off why that region of Iran, the region that
borders the Strait of Hormos, is mountainous. It is mountainous,
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and the Iranians allegedly have built into those mountains for years, missiles,
missile defense systems weighs to fire things from the mountains
into the strait because Iran has known for years that
controlling the Strait of Hormos or being able to shut
it down. Basically, it's a critical part of their national security.
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It's the one thing that could hold over our heads.
Our Navy's not in it. All right. I'll explain more
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Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. You can also download at iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Jesse.
Yesterday you talked about how the UH talket the arrests
(12:17):
of some street communists as something that's actually being done
by this administration, But when it comes to elite communists,
it sounds like they might as well be untouchable. It's
clear a very large portion of this country is sick
and tired of nothing happening to these people. Do you
think we will eventually see vigilante justice because these communists
(12:37):
think and seem to uh have become untouchable. Yes, vigilante
justice is one of those things throughout history that is
inevitable if the actual justice system doesn't administer justice. I
don't celebrate that at all. But I also can read
history books and you can tell vigilante justice will come.
(12:58):
I've told you before it's going to be horrible, but
it's coming. I guarantee it. You know how we always
we always have a story, a terrible story. There is
always one out there about, Hey, this judge let this
career dirt ball out of jail, and he goes on
and killed somebody, He goes on and rape somebody, he
goes it's always the same story. Commy judge, let's the dirtball.
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Loose dirtball does dirtball things. People think that vigilantes are
going to eventually start killing these dirt balls when they
go on and do these dirtball things, and that will happen,
there's no question about it. But where it's going to
end up is they're going to start killing the judges.
I've seen this coming for a long time, and again
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I don't celebrate it. That's a really bad place to
be as a country when you start having judges getting smoked.
But what's going to happen is this situation it's going
to come to a head. And here's what's going to happen.
To bet your money, this is what's going to be.
It's going to be somebody gets killed because the judge
let the dirt ball out of prison. And the somebody
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gets killed has someone very close to them, husband, father, brother,
somebody who is a deadly in some way, and b
doesn't have enough to lose to worry about prison. Maybe look,
maybe it's a veteran. Maybe it's some guy he's killed
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people before. Maybe he's down on his luck, not doing
great financially, out of work, wakes up one day some
comed judge turns some monster loose who rapes and murders
this guy's daughter. This guy's gonna go kill that judge.
And I think once that starts happening, you will see
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a collective freak out in the country because once people
start attacking card carrying members of the system, the system responds.
Remember the system only exists to protect itself. There will
be a huge freak out. But that has the chance
of opening Pandora's box on that kind of thing. It's awful,
but it's awful to have a communist run justice system,
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or at least certain areas of the country have a
communist run justice system. People crave justice, they do they
crave fairness. I guess I should say they crave it.
They want it. It is inherent in human beings. And
when you have a communist justice system that is purposely
letting bad guys loose, who heard innocent people vigilanti justice
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isn't inevitable? Good evening. My name is Danaris. I found
out your or I found out about your show through
my dad, where both fans are your show in good humor,
I would appreciate a response. My question is, have you
ever considered making a song like it? Can be one
to two minutes. I have short songs like that, some
(15:49):
a little longer. I consider myself to be quite an artist.
What Chris remember? Don't you remember the line we already
wrote drinking too much booze, nothing left to lose? That
obviously is the beginning of some sort of an award
winning song. I am held back a little bit by
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the lack of artistic ability in my family. We Kelly's
are a a We're a simple people, you see, and
we're just simple construction people. There is nobody in my
family who can sing. I'm not talking about ab ab
is the weird exception to that. You know, I married
ob so she sings and dances and of all the
other annoying stuff. But the actual Kelly's, like the Kelly bloodline,
(16:38):
there's no singing. None of us can sing. Nobody can
even carry a tune a little bit. It's bad, all
of us, all of us. Nobody can dance, nobody, no
one has the ability to do that. There is a
very tiny bit of artistic ability from my mom on
my mom's side, you know, the ability to sketch or draw,
(17:00):
but that's pretty bad too. I don't think there is
a single Kelly you're trying to think. I don't think
there is a single Kelly who can play a single
musical instrument. None of them, absolutely, none of them at all.
We are held back. Really, everybody's built differently, everyone's We're
(17:21):
built from the bottom up. Right.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
What in my mouth when I launched this campaign or
that the real fight in this country is not left
versus right, it's top versus bottom.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I mentioned at the end of last segment that I
was going to finish up on this Strait of horr
Moves thing, and I never got back to it. What
about the navy just taking control of it. Our navy
would be in mortal danger if it just parked itself
in the Strait of Horror Moves. It sounds like we
can do it, but when they have land based defenses. Remember, historically,
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land based defenses on a narrow waterway are extremely effective because,
for obvious reasons, you can sight in your guns easily.
Tastes just a little bit of practice. You know exactly
where this one's gonna land. Your naval base that's by
the water is not bouncing up and down in the water.
A fort along a narrow waterway can shut down a waterway.
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Iran has a fort in the form of mountains right
next to the Strait of Horror Moves. Our ships would
be in grave danger. So we can't just park them
there inside the Strait of Horror Moves. Remember, well, we
can shoot down drones, and we've been shooting their boats
out of the water. Yes, we've done that. There's always
a finite number of munitions on hand. You don't have
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endless munitions to do these things. All right, let's save
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And remember to watch your language. Last time I.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Asked you about January sixth, why you turn the National
Guard away? On January sixth, you told me to shut
up and that I was repeating Republicans talking.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Shut up again because you are a second lies.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Aha. Let's check in. Let's check in on how the
votes are being tabulated out there in communists California. He's Steve.
Here's Steve Hilton, the Republican running for governor, one of
the two bribing that there.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
They had different buckets.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
They were supposed to put the ballots in after they
come in after election day, and they were explicitly told
didn't just have to be a postmark that.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Was on or before election day that qualified.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
If the date was handwritten, that would be okay as well.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
It's not an accident, it's not a whoopsie. They put
these systems into place to make it so you can't
win an election. Hey, great, Ninja, Jesse. Do you think
Trump is Do you really think Trump is concerned right
now with high gas prices or waiting it out because
he knows he can pull a Biden before elections and
(20:55):
drain strategic oil reserves to reduce prices. No, we've already
drained they are really really low oil reserves. Not just
our strategic oil reserve. Oil reserves globally are low. We
have not seen the full effect of the oil embargo.
(21:19):
We have to put it that way. We haven't seen
the full effect of it yet because the oil. Yes,
it's stopped flowing the way it was. But when that happens,
that's why you have reserves. So we've been draining our reserves.
The prices we see right now at the pump are
actually artificially low prices because we've been tapping all kinds
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of reserves across the globe. Remember, I keep bringing it
up because these oil guys keep coming out and saying it.
These reserves are getting low, These reserves are running out,
These reserves are going away in July. These they keep
complaining about the reserves because they're not getting filled back
up again. Now, July is still a month. The way,
(22:01):
I have to assume, or at least hope that Trump
is going to be able to hammer out a deal
between now and a month away. But do you think
Iran doesn't know everything? I just said? What if Iran
wants to drag this on long enough to blow up
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the global economy. It's not like that would be out
of character for that dirt ball regime. There's a chance.
I mean, how am I supposed to come to any conclusion?
Every other day, Trump's putting out a social media post
saying we've almost got a deal or ninety five percent done,
we're crossing the d's on a deal. But then there's
never a deal, is there. They've announced there's a deal
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eight thousand times. I've stopped responding to it. I've stopped
following along. Every day there's a deal, we about have
a deal, but it doesn't materialize. Iran ends up walking away,
washing their hands of it. I also can't count. I
can't count how many times we've announced there's a deal
and Iran has announced they're walking away from the negotiating tape.
That happens every five minutes too. We're walking away, we
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almost have a deal, then we're walking away. It's endless. Jesse,
why has sanctuary cities as a legal concept not come
before the Supreme Court? Well, people, oftentimes people don't understand
what a sanctuary city actually is. So let me explain
how they operate sanctuary cities. It's not like they're above
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federal law or in violation of federal law. In fact,
they're very very careful about staying within federal law. Cities
have their own jurisdiction, right, They have their own police force,
they have their own jail systems, cities and counties and states,
they have systems that exist outside of the federal government.
(23:52):
So if you're a quote sanctuary city, and that's what
you've declared yourself to be, it's not that you can
grab this foreigner, this illegal immigrant, because you know Ice
is in town, try and arrest him. It's not like
you can grab him and hide him in the county jail.
That's not allowed. That would be a violation of the law.
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But if he so happens to be in your county
jail because he committed crimes, and you find out that
Ice is coming through town, and they're going down to
the jails to find out who's illegal, and if they
find anyone illegal, they're going to drag him out of there,
put them in federal custody, and deport them. As a
sanctuary city, you do have jurisdiction over who you keep
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and don't keep in your jail, so you can walk
down to your jail where you have him and just
let him go. You understand that states like New York
have done this violent foreigners in response to ice deportation.
Violent foreigners have been turned loose on the New York public.
(25:00):
See of the communists who run New York. This is
what they do. This is this is what it looks
like in practice. Now that sounds evil than it is.
It sounds wrong, and it is. It sounds unlawful, but
it's not. You have discretion on who you prosecute, who
you keep in jail, who you do not. There is
a great deal of leeway there. You have all kinds
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of discretion. And if you get communists in office in
charge of the justice system, they'll just use every legal
means they can. Something else they can do. You see
this in California. They can give them IDs, You can
give them driver's licenses. The federal government does not control
driver's licenses. If you look at your driver's license right now,
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it has a state on it, doesn't it. Your driver's
license is from a state that's issued by the state. Well,
what if you're California and your state is run by communists?
Who want foreigners in the country so they know what
helps the communist revolution. They'll just give your illegals IDs.
The problem is your state driver's license. Because of our
federal system, you are licensed to drive in every state.
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So once you're licensed in California, you're licensed in Texas.
It's not like they're gonna pull you over in Texas
and see that California license and throw the handcuffs on you.
So if you have a commi state inside your borders
doing these kinds of things, it ends up damaging the
whole country. I've described it before as having hostile city
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states inside of our borders. It's really what it's like.
It really is. If you think of a Rome, ancient Rome,
think about that Italian boot, the peninsula that is Italy
and Rome. They really have control over all of it,
except for there's two or three city states scattered throughout
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who hate the Romans, rebel against the Romans, do everything
they possibly can to smash the Romans, to ruin the
Roman Empire. How long would Rome have put up with
that state of affairs? Well, that state of affairs happened
many times in Rome ended up slaughtering every man, woman,
and child, that's how Rome would handle such a thing.
And you understand why they would handle such a thing
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that way, because you can't operate as a nation while
having hostile foreign city states inside your borders. But that
is the system we have, and as Democrats have gotten
more and more insane, it's going to continue to be
the system we have. I have encouraged you repeatedly, and
I'll encourage you again right now to get out of
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your blue area. If you're in a blue state, at
least try to get to a blue county, blue town something.
If you can get out of that blue state, do it.
Because the guard rails are off, there's nothing holding them back.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
In order to win elected office, you have to just
a be a Democrat, but b if you want the
Democrat nomine, because of the radicalization of the average Democrat voter,
you have to be a certified freaking nut job. In
order to even get the job, you have to promise
to do horrible things. All right, that's enough of that.
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That's enough of that. I want to stretch you out.
Let's talk about a little bit more election fraud. What
about Georgia. Were ever going to get any justice there?
Let me talk to you about them protecting yourself. You
have health insurance, don't you? You have car insurance? Of course,
why do you have these things? Hopefully nothing bad happens,
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but bad things happen all the time. Identity theft happens
all the time all the time. The percentages of people
going through this, it's eventually going to reach one hundred percent.
There are so many online thieves right now after your data,
and there's so much of your data out there that
it's only attracting more thieves that sooner or later, everybody's
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gonna wake up and find out my social Security number
has been leaked. They're taking loans out of my name.
My bank account just got drained last night. That's kind
of a big deal. Eventually, it's coming for all of us.
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Speaker 4 (29:50):
I've got on an emolysid on me.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Is Jesse Kelly. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the Jesse
Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
We will be back Monday where we'll be broadcasting from.
I have no earthly idea, none, none. We might be
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at a phone booth, we might be back at this
studio in Houston. We might be we might be at
my house. I have no earthly idea, but we'll be
bringing you a show of some kind. That was me
giving you a heads up that I don't know how
it's going to sound again on Monday. I'm always trying
to I'm trying to be mindful of the fact that
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it's an audio product and that the sound. I want
it to be right for you all the time. But
there's precious little we can do about it at this
point in time until we are allowed in our flooded
back building. Oh. Speaking of flooded, Hey part time radio host.
Your fake sprinkler story immediately reminded me of the fake
water main break in Fulton County, Georgia during the stolen
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twenty twenty election. How embarrassed and or angry should we
be that a Trump DOJ hasn't prosecuted anyone for that incident.
His name is Bill. First of all, my water sprinkler
story is not fake at all. Second of all, here's
the problem. We want people prosecuted when Democrats steal elections,
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when Democrats cheat in elections. You want honest elections. I
want honest elections. You want people prosecuted so they'll stop
doing it right. But so much of this stuff is
so hard to prove, especially after the fact. I know
that that water break in Fulton County, Georgia, critical swing
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county in a critical swing state. On election night, every
part of that looked bad, and I openly acknowledge to
you that I think it was totally nefarious. I think
they were doing something dirty. I don't know that. I
haven't seen them do it on camera. I can't tell
you that with one hundred percent certainty. Maybe it was
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just a oopsie. What are the odds? But I was
born at Nightma, not last night. Just because I strongly
suspect that doesn't mean I can prove it. Think what
it would take to prove it. Let me put it
this way. Let's assume let's assume the worst here. Let's
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assume they wanted to shut things down in that building
for nefarious election purposes, and they decided they were going
to have some sort of a water leak in order
to shut the building down. Do you know how big
of an operation you would need to do that one person?
I could do that myself. I used to work with
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water and sewer line, and I believe it would depend
on exactly what the setup is in the building. I
would need actually one tool, one person, one tool, and
I have just flooded the building and shut it down. Now,
what if I wanted to do that and I was
smart enough to not google it on my phone, I
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was smart enough to not text friends and family members
and email people about it. I basically was smart enough
to come up with the plan and then keep my
mouth shut and not tell anybody around me the plan.
What are the chances you think you could catch me
after I do it? Very slim? Okay, that's if you
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walked in the next day to a flooded out building,
and you launched a criminal investigation. Now let's fast forward
through four years of the Biden presidency. Now it's four
or five years later, four or five years after the fact.
How many witnesses are going to remember anything from four
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or five years ago. What are the chances you're gonna
get me after four or five years. I'm not trying
to excuse any lack of action from the DOJ, but
after you steal an election, you never get justice. After
an election is stolen, you never get justice. We always
want it. They should do a recall, they should do
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an investigation. They should, they should, they should, they should,
they should, they should, they should. We say this over
and over again. Yet it never ends up happening. It
never ends up changing anything, because once the election is stolen,
it's frigging over and it sucks, and you end up
with President Biden for four years and his which wife.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Do you still think that he would have been in
a good place to serve as president for another four
years until he was eighty six?
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Well not from what I know now. I mean, my god,
who knew? I mean, it was so shocking to get
that cancer diagnosis. I mean we had, you know, here
I was, I'm looking through travel magazines like, oh, where
are we gonna go?
Speaker 4 (34:56):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 5 (34:57):
And then we get this cancer diagnosis? Then I think
what am I doing? Like our whole life has changed now?
Well yeah, and so, I mean it was just shocking.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Four years of those people because we allowed Democrats to
steal an election.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
And now here's a headline.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Why go you know the thing emails we didn't get
to you, Jesse. Why are detainers being held in facilities?
Why aren't they deported? Remember, because of our Bonker's immigration system,
we actually give every dirty foreigner who violated our sovereignty
a hearing before we deport them. And even after they
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get a hearing, and if the decision is made to
deport them, then you have to figure out where you're
deporting them too. It's slow, it's brutal. The best way
is to not let them in. Jesse. First, welcome back
to the airwaves from the land of the Rising Sun.
That's Japan, Chris, I missed you as well as all
your loyal fans. Secondly, now, but Paxton has defeated cornin
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with ease. How confident are you. Paxton will hold the
seat for Republicans in November against the Democrat tallerco Ken.
Paxton's going to win. Texas is not electing this person.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
But the only way we can allow the rights of
an embryo to trump the rights of a woman is
if we believe a woman is not a full person.
And let me remind you that that has been the
default belief throughout most of human history. Being Christian and
being pro choice are absolutely consistent because Christianity is a
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feminist religion.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Do you think Texas is going to elect that guy? Texas?
The Texas Democrats made a huge mistake nominating that guy
because he has so much video out there like that
making him look like exactly what he is, a fruity
commie who is way out of step with normal tech.
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I know all the DC swamp rats told you now
that John Cornyon lost, it's the end of the world.
It'll cost a hundred million dollars now to protect the seat.
That seat's gonna be just fine. Don't worry, all right,
go put your phone down, enjoy your weekend, and I
shall see you on Monday. That's all
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