May 29, 2026 • 34 mins
What makes an American? Public grievances vs the social shame system. Would America really elect a democrat just because gas prices are high right now? Immigration is THE issue. The Jesse Kelly Signature.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday, and ask Doctor
Jesse Friday. We're gonna talk about everything from neighbors to
legal immigrants, to social shame system. How's that jibe with
me not liking people fighting in public.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
We're even gonna talk about ice in Japan.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
All that and so much more coming up in the
final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
So let's good to this one. Here. Here's showgun oracle.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Who are the worst suburban neighbors to have that are
otherwise good people? I moved into a call to sac
of hardcore yard guys mowing four times a week minimum,
and they seem to work in shifts. You think you're
gonna have a quiet dinner on the porch or a
quiet weekend. Nope, You're getting seven hours straight of mowers,
edgeres and leaf blowers. What say you? This question hit
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home for me because I am actually in the middle
of what can only be described as a living hell
when it comes to this.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I I'm not a lawn guy, meaning I don't want
to do it myself.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
And here in Texas, you don't have to do it.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Pay some Mexican landscape for thirty bucks to mow it
and trim it and everything that it doesn't cost really much. Right, however,
you should see the look of the stand on Chris's
face already. However, I fully understand that a lot of men,
they take a special pride in doing it. They enjoy
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doing it. I used to sell r v's with this guy.
He's retired now, Cliffs his name, wonderful dude. I used
to sell r v's with this guy and we would,
you know, we talked all the time, are friends. And
I would ask him what he's going to do when
he retires, and he told me, I'm gonna mow.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
And I said what. He not only is going to.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Mow all of his own stuff, he's going to volunteer
down at the local high school to mow the football
field and whatever they want done. Not out of the
kindness of his heart, although he's very kind. That's joy
for him mowing. I have these guys in my neighborhood,
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and the problem is it's a Saturday. Maybe I'm going
down to look at some guns or something. I'm in
the car with OB and I'm driving by mister lawn
guy and he's out there with all the edge in
the equipment. He's making sure everything's perfect. And she has
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never said anything, well, not much, but I can kind
of feel this side eye glare from Ob of.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Do you have any interest in doing anything? No? No,
I do not.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
So that's part of my living hell. But if I
can defend lawn guys I mentioned it's a living hell,
it's not necessarily just for them and the side eye.
I happen to live right next to the opposite. Now,
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I told you I don't like to do it, mow
the lawn, things like that, but it's done all the time.
I believe the house should look good on the outside.
I also, out of respect for my neighbors, think that,
you know, let's get some mulch in there. Let's make
sure the lawn is trimmed up. You're not going to
have eight inch grass, that's not no. Let's make sure
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things are trimmed up in looking good. I may not
personally be the one out there pushing the mower, but
my lawn looks good at all times.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
My neighbor.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Doesn't care. The lawn is usually a foot pressing a foot. Oh, Chris, Yeah,
you disappear. What Chris said, we're in an hoa. Well
that's what they say. I have seen no evidence of this,
but you want to know what happens in an hoa.
For instance, this is a good example. Guy's got a
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flower bed in front of his house. At one point
when he first moved in, there were flowers in there. Again,
I don't know what kind of flowers. I'm not Pete
Booda judge. There were flowers in there. Okay, Well they
begin to get overrun with weeds. As what happened in
a flower bed. He just never pulled the weeds, never
did anything.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Soon the flower bed was just weeds over flowing.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
So I'm going to make an assumption that the hoay
gave him a little call and said, hey, that looks
really bad.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Do you know what he did?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
He did not tear everything out and remulch and plant
some azaleas or whatever it is people plant.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
He just tore everything out. Now he's got like.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Three scraggly trees in an empty flower bed that takes
up the entire front of his house. It looks like
an abandoned home. If you were just going to look
at the flowerbed. There's you know what, I don't want
to go into it anymore. Hey, Jessey, I hope you
can receive and read this email, because I've been I've
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sent you several emails, but I've never been the lucky one.
I'm originally from Cuba, but I got my naturalization more
than sixteen years ago, and since then, I'm resigned from
my Cuban citizenship.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
That's freaking awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I have never ever visited the island again after all
these years. I'm proud to be a US citizen. I
am a huge red blood magafan of your show. Lately,
I've been hearing that the right that after mass deportation
of frigging illegals, which is fine by me, you were
willing to start with legal immigrants. Here's my question. Are
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legal immigrants like me included on your list? Says I
can say his name. His name is Loew's Bell Los Bell.
Sorry if I screwed that up, buddy, I don't know
a blaw that that well. Either way, No, and you
know why you said it right there in your email.
You consider yourself to be an American naturalized sixteen years
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You're an American. If somebody asks you what you are,
you wouldn't say Cuban, would you. You would say I'm
an American. That is the test right there. That is
the test, and that is the test. So many Eagal
immigrants currently in the United States of America fail over
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and over and over again.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
They are here to loot this country.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
They view it as an economic zone, but they don't
consider themselves to be of this country. And the dead
giveaway every single time is when you ask them what
they are. The Somalis are probably the worst at this
because they're too dumb to figure out that you should
actually change how you talk. They'll get up and flat
out say I'm here for Somalia and I'm Somali, I'm Smali, this,
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I'm Samali, that I'm small.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well wait a minute, then, why are you here? Leave?
Go back to Somalia. No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
If you consider yourself an American, you put in the
time you are a naturalized citizen of this country, and
you are an American. You don't call yourself a Mexican
or an Indian or a Cuban or god forbid, a
Canadian or anything else, then.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You can stay.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
If you're mister hyphenated whatever, get out and go back
to where you came from.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Jesse.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
On Tuesday, you expressed your displeasure at people making grievances
with each other public. I agree, but I wonder how
you reconcile that with the social shaming system. Do you
think Trump should pick his battles with more discretion?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I have mentioned before the social shame system being a
very powerful thing. But when I mentioned social shame system,
it's in reference to communists, or it's in reference to,
you know, people who are attacking our culture. It is
not in reference to people with whom we work with
and vote with and have political coalitions with. The social
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shame system is not made for you to blast your
son on Instagram when he forgets to take out the trash.
That's not using a social shame system. That's just airing
your dirty laundry out in public. The social shame system
would be for Martina McBride, that country music singer who
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just pulled out of that concert because she thought it
was too pro Trump.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Go to social media and.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Pour your scorn on her, call her a coward, color whatever.
That is an appropriate use of the social shame system.
I will insist again on this because it is true.
You can take any argument, any argument, and you can
probably overcome it over time unless you go public with it.
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When you go public with it, there is no return none.
You have added public embarrassment. You've made it a public
spectacle once you go public with it, your problems with
your employer or a fellow politician or your mom or whatever.
Once you go public with it, once it's out there,
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there is no return. That should pretty much never ever happen.
As far as does Trump do it too much?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Trum bis what he is. I told you before.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Trump is a junkyard dog and he's never gonna change.
He's what eighty president of the United States of America, billionaire.
If you're banking on Trump changing, you're gonna be You'll
be waiting around for a while.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
That's how Trump does business.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Trump will take it public immediately and loudly TWI does
it is what it is.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
We'll be back. This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a magnificent Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday, and we will be back Monday.
We'll even do Medal of Honor Monday. No matter where
we're broadcasting from Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com is
where you email your love, your hate, your death threats. Hey, Jesse,
are there ice makers in Japan? There are ice makers
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in Japan. However, there are parts that's just so funny,
how different to the world work. Like if you walk
into McDonald's in Japan, there's there's ice. Don't worry, you're
gonna have ice. You're in a hotel, there's gonna be ice.
I'm not gonna act like there's not ice, But when
you're out and about, it's not as prevalent. And in
seven eleven. Get this, seven eleven is enormous in Japan, enormous.
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It's founded by a Japanese guys. You know that Chris.
Everyone thinks seven eleven is Indian. Seven eleven is Japanese.
It's just that Indians run the ones in the United
States of America, so everyone thinks seven eleven is Indian.
Seven eleven is Japanese. Seven eleven in Japan is amazing.
What kind of amazing. They make the freshest sandwiches you've
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ever eaten in your life. Every day I ate a
meal in seven eleven multiple times when I was over,
Chris said, like BUCkies, much smaller, but.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
A similar style a smoothie.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
If you want a smoothie, great, you can go buy
the cup with the ingredients you want and walk over
to the seven even smoothie machine and and it'll blend
up your smoothie for you right there. They have all
these homemade things they make in house. Yes, very similar
to BUCkies. They even sell cups of ice. There's no
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ice machine, but you can buy a cup of ice.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
About that. Very different. Wonderful though, And I kid you not.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
My wife and I have each said to each other
since we got back I missed seven eleven, we.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Would just go every day, just go grab something.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Well, Jesse, what's the grossest thing someone can do that
is really good for their health? Eat vegetables. Vegetables are
just so unbelievably wretched. I don't understand why God did
that to us. Because they are really good for you
and you need to eat them. That's why alb has
to make us smoothie in the morning. But man, for
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something that important, why did it have to be so disgusting?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's awful?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Hey, Jesse, what's your general opinion or what's your opinion
of General Bernard Montgomery. Montgomery, in case you're not a
World War Two buff, he was the British general in
World War Two. I don't have any issue with Montgomery.
Montgomery was more slow and methodical than our generals were,
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and that did cause a lot of tension when dealing
with us. But remember that different countries have different war philosophy,
and this is a really important thing to remember. How
easily can you replace your stuff, your materials, and your men,
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How easily can they be replaced? The answer to that
question will oftentimes determine how super aggressive you can be.
Americans get credit during World War Two in many other
wars for being very aggressive on the battlefield. American commanders go, go, go, push, push, push,
off offense all the time.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I mean, I like that.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
That's a good thing, right, But we also have the
luxury of doing that because we have unlimited fuel. We
have you know what, we lost five tanks in this offensive,
No big deal. We've got ten more coming off the
boat tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Up. You're running out of men. We're not running out
of men.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
The recruiting lines are around the block still.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I have an endless supply of.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Food and men, and fuel and bullets and tanks and
anything else. Therefore, I can be very very aggressive. That
was not the case with Britain. Was definitely not now.
But that was not the case with Britain by the
time we got to World War two. By the time
we get to World War two, Great Britain was a
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dying power. They're still dying. Remember, it takes a long
time for a great nation to die, but a fading
power in the world. They didn't have the economy to
support a war like that, I didn't have the troops
to suppor to war like that. And they acquitted themselves
very wrong, very well. I'm not dogging on them at all.
The raf and the British did great things fighting the
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Japanese and India and everything. The Brits did great things
in World War two. This is that was not meant
to be an insult at all. But they didn't have
a fraction of what we had. They did not a
fraction of what we had. So a guy like Montgomery,
if you read somebody who criticizes him, and all criticism
is warranted, it's fine. They'll oftentimes point to how slow
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he was or methodical he was. No, no, no, no, no,
I don't read. I don't want to go yet. Well,
he can't lose tanks like we can lose tanks. He
can't lose men like we can lose men. The way
it is, Hey, Jesse, why does the conservative media constantly
repeat the line if gas prices don't drop soon, Republicans
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are going to get blown out in the midterms.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Let's get this straight.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Voters are going to be so upset about this temporary
spiking gas price is they're going to elect the same
Democrats who were the reason gas prices were so high, really,
the same people who terminated Yeah, yes, you are politically informed.
You understand that voting for Democrats because you're mad about
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gas prices is the most suicidal thing in history. You
understand that because you pay attention. People who pay attention
are not the deciding vote in elections. I am voting
for the GOP ticket straight down the line in November.
You probably are too. We're not swing voters who decide elections.
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Swing voters who decide elections. They don't pay attention. And
the greatest predictor of election wins and losses in the
United States of America for the last thirty or forty
years has been gas prices.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You can scream till you're blue.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
In the face. That doesn't make any sense. I agree,
it doesn't make any sense. That's the reality in which
we live. But they are going back down as of
right now. So look, look if they get back down,
We're all right. They're getting back down.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Take heart.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday.
We're gonna get through as many of these as we
possibly can.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
And the final what do we have?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
We only have two segments set in the final couple
segments we have left. We're going to get through as
many of these as we possibly can. Jesse, my wife
of thirty six years, goes grocery shopping, comes home with
all kinds of healthy things like salads, low sodium, mists
and low fat that I go shopping. I'm come home
with all kinds of things that taste good, pork's sausage,
frozen pizza. I'm sixty eight and living life right or wrong. Yeah, Look,
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you're right that you have to live your life. And
your wife is also right that she's going to try
to keep you alive, living your life as long as
humanly possible. And this is always going to be a
conflict in every marriage and history of mankind. Hey, Jesse,
I just wonder how much fraud has contributed to the
rise in OPTI is some diagnosis across the country. If
the fraud gets stopped, we see the number of diagnoses
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flatten out or possibly decrease. Just the thought. Look, anytime,
anytime you get a government incentive, a government incentive for anything,
you're going to get more of that something. Governments have
the ability to incentivize and disincentivize things, disincentivize being what
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you would want it to be. Things like crime. If
crime is punished severely, crime goes down. Look at El Salvador.
If crime is punished severely, crime goes down, vice versa.
What does the government dole out money for? You can
put whatever it is. There's a look in our country,
there's a million things the government doles out money for.
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Whatever those things are, whatever they are, there is going
to be fraud there. There is people. When government checks
start rolling in, people will find a way to steal
government money. And government is famously corrupt and incompetent, so frankly,
there's nothing easier to steal from than the government. And
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most of the time. This quote stealing is legal. Just
get a doctor or someone like that. Yeah, yeah, he
definitely has autism. Anyway, pay me a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's awful.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Hey, psycho Jesse, what's your favorite action movies? One with
explosions and one without? Favorite action movie without explosions might
be Gladiator? What, Chris, what is your problem?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You know?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Like Gladiator? What's wrong with Gladiator? And it's not predictable
for me? You didn't know, That's what I was gonna say, No,
you didn't anyway, Chris is a liar. No explosions. Would
probably be Gladiator with explosions. Man, that's tough. With explosions.
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Might be We Were Soldiers. That's a really great Vietnam movie,
Mel Gibson movie. If you haven't seen it, it's really
really good. Probably not for the kids. It's a little violent,
but it's a very good movie. Hey, Jesse, you're telling
me that within a century we've gone from actual sacrifice
to defeat evil to voting for the end of Western
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civilization while also defeating evil because our gas prices are
temporarily unstable. All Right, So this guy's obviously mad that
the American people are mad about the Iran effect on
gas prices. I understand if you and your mind equate
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the evils of Iran, what Iran has done and what
they say they want to do, if you equate that
with Hitler or the imperial Japanese, I understand if you
make that comparison. Certainly if you're an israel or a
hardcore prosionist, I understand that comparison, because Iran's pretty loud
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about their apocalyptic plans for Israel, right, So I understand
how you would make that comparison. However, from an American perspective.
From an American perspective, Americans do not view Iran the
same way they view Japan after bombing Pearl Harbor, and
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it's criminally naive. If you think they're ever going to
they're just not. Yes, you can point to Iran funding
this terrorist thing, and Iran training and funding all those
suicide bombers in Iracket. You can point to all these
things till they're blue in the face. None of those
things was some seminole event like the Japanese Navy Nuki
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our Pacific fleet at Pearl Harbor without declaring war. That
kind of a sucker punch from Japan created such a
white hot anger in the average American. We had multiple
guys in this country kill themselves because for one reason
or another they couldn't go join the war effort. That
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is how committed the average American was. Did you know
American approval The American public approved the war against Japan
ninety eight percent. Ninety eight percent in your mind understandably, Well,
that's Iran. You're never going to sell that to the
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average American, average American who's already hurting. Now, keep in
mind that's a big factor in this too. Let's remember
a big reason Donald Trump was elected was inflation. People
remember what it was like to afford things five years ago.
Then we shut down the country for the flu and
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printed a bunch of money. We don't have to go
into that right now. Then we shut down the country. Now,
people can't afford things. People are already squeezed. That's a
big reason they ran to the polls and Donald Trump
won the popular vote. We all like to consider our
own pet issues being the real reason Trump won. You know,
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you know me, I'm a big pro lifer. I could
sit here and tell you you know, America finally had
enough of abortion, and that's what Trump won. That's ridiculous.
That's not why Donald Trump won. America doesn't care about abortion,
not in any significant way. It's sad. But what we
don't have to go into that America doesn't care. That's
not why Trump won. Trump won because of inflation and immigration.
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Inflation and immigration. Inflation and immigration because people are already hurting. Now,
when you tell someone who's already hurting, can't find a job,
can't make ends me. They're already hurting, and you tell them, hey,
I need you to pay more at the pump because
we got to go get Iran. That's a hard sell
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and it has it well. I don't even have to
explain it to you. The poll numbers tell you it
hasn't been sold. They're not buying. You can call them
dumb or ridiculous, and you might be totally correct. I'm
not arguing with you, but it hasn't been sold. They're
not sold. It's why he's trying for a deal. Hey, Jesse,
if Texas can't keep the Muslims from building and growing
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their communities, then how can the rest of America do it?
Your state judiciary let me down. What can be done
about the covert takeover. It's all about immigration. You're asking states,
or you're asking states to make laws that wouldn't be
effective anyway. I'm not defending any inaction by the Texas
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state government or other state government. But the lamest thing
is to say we should bran sharia law. I mean
bye and ban sharia a lah.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I get that.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
But if you continue to import millions and millions of Muslims,
you're going to have sharia law. I don't care what.
I don't care how many times you try to ban it.
We'll ban it at the federal level. We'll ban it
here in Texas, We'll bean it Woming. You can pass
all the laws you want, you keep importing them.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
That decides your future. Immigration decides the future of the country.
It decides the future of elections.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
It is. You hate to say anything is the one issue.
But if you had to pick one issue that really
solves or goes a long way to solving all of them,
it's immigration. As I've said over and over and over again,
with the mass deportation of foreigners, we cannot lose. We
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will defeat the communists and we will take our country back.
With the mass importation of foreigners, we cannot win. Numbers
do not lie. We cannot overcome them. We have to
stop the mass importation of foreigner while getting a whole
bunch of them out of the country. All right, all right,
we only have one more segment. I have to talk
about everything from Chile to Ai.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show. On and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We
are going to be back on Monday for medal of
honor Monday. You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. We're not going to be back in our
studio that may or may not still exist. Chris is
getting positive, positive news, looks like things like be okay,
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which is good because we have a lot of really
sacred stuff in there.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Chris.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
There's a lot of pictures of me, Leanard. What the
equipment can be replaced?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Chris?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Pictures of me last a lifetime? All right, So I
won't be right until I get in there and look
at those pictures again and make sure everything's okay.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Is there a Jesse Kelly chili recipe?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
If not, why are you failing to uphold the basic
Kelly standards?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So the reason I chose to read this is because
one the answer is no, and two the answer is soon.
I decided. You know, I'm an old man now, so
I have these weird old man urges. I have decided
that by the time summer is over, I am going
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to have perfected some sort of a chili recipe chili,
and I'm gonna dip garlic bread in my chili. I've
already decided what the dip is going to be, garlic bread,
which is the greatest thing ever. Chris asks beans. Chris,
you know me better than that. There's no beans. There's
not gonna be any beans. I am almost undoubtedly going
to steal someone else's recipe and claim it for my own.
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As I've always told you, there's no limit to what
you can accomplish if you're willing to take credit for
someone else's work. I want some spice to it. I
don't need it face melting, but I want some spice
in my chili. I'm probably going to fight back against
any celery because the celery gives it a weird flavor
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texture thing that I don't like. I want my chili
to be meaty. It's got to be a lot of
meat on the thicker side, I would say, but not
too thick on the thicker side, but not tooth thick.
I don't want meat paste. I just don't want pure soup.
I am probably going to find a slow cooker version
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of this somehow, and I'll be amazing at it. And
let me explain why hold on, Chris, listen, one time,
one time I decided I was going to make a
slow cooker spaghetti recipe spaghetti sauce.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
And I did it.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Granted, I stole all this stuff from the Internet, but
that's neither here nor there. And I did it, and
I let this stuff slow brew in the cooker for
twenty four hours, and I was straight up Italian in there.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
We're talking crushed tomato. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
What Chris I was it was the greatest spaghetti sauce
in the history of spaghetti sauce. I've proven already that
I can perfect it. By the time summer is over,
I will have stolen someone else's chili recipe, made a
minor adjustment, if any adjustment at all, and I will
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then pass it off as my own and I will
tell everybody about it. What Chris, Oh, I like that Chris.
Chris said, we'll call it the Jesse Kelly signature. Just
add a few drops of the Chipotle Tabasco and my
Jesse Kelly Burgers. Here's my problem with that, though, Chris,
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isn't that a little repetitive? I mean, we have the
Chipotle Tabasco for the world famous Jesse Kelly Berger. You
start throwing it in the chili recipe, then everyone's gonna
start picking up on Wait a minute, it seems like
he just kind of adds to vote late Tabasco to
everything and then calls.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
It his own. What what Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Now that's a very fair point. Jewish producer Chris said,
do you change your signature, which, of course the answer
is no. Maybe that is my signature thing. Maybe you
should potle Tabasco. Maybe they should sponsor the show or
something to Hey, Jesse, you once said your father fired
you from his construction company. Was it for not showing up?
Because the only tools you can hold in your tiny
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hands are made by little tuch you know, it's not
very nice for your information. I was only fired one
time in my life. It was my father who did
the firing, and it was not my fault. There was
a conex box at work where we had to lock
up all of our tools at the end of the
construction day. My dad was not working with me. He
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was off on another job. I was just, you know,
a regular grunt on the job site. Somebody on this
job site lost the tools for the connex box. My
dad came home after what was probably a pretty rough day,
so he wasn't in the best of moods. I got home,
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I was pretty busted and tired. They work in construction.
It's good they work, no complaints, but I was tired.
Dad decided to accuse me of being the one who
lost the keys to the conics box. Well, look, I
didn't defy or backtalk my father really ever, But in
this moment, I said no, I didn't, and he insisted
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I did, and I was not going to back off
because I knew I didn't.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
And I said no, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
And I think that maybe the It was definitely the first.
That might be the only time in my life I've
ever elevated my voice at my father.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I was that mad because I knew I had not
done it. And then he told me you're fired.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I won't come into work, and I told him, good
I don't want this. I don't want this crappy job. Anyway,
stormed off to my room. Old man slept on it,
woke up apparently had cooled off. I slept in. I
don't have a job now. I slept in, woke up
to the phone ringing. I go answer the phone. This
is when we still have phones in our house, not
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cell phones. I go answer the phone and it's my
dad yelling at me for not being to work. So
there you go.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I had to put my stuff on good work. Still
not my fault. Jesse.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Have you been pounding your chest over the primary defeats.
It seems like you had a major contribution to get
people out to the primaries. I didn't have a major
contribution to anything. I can't control any of that stuff.
I can yell and scream all I want, but I'm
just an idiot on the radio. If the people themselves
don't decide that they are going to do something about
the losers who represent them in the GOP, then nothing
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will ever be done. No amount of screaming or begging
or anything else done by me will ever get people out.
People have to decide on their own, and they had
decided on the room. The people in Louisiana decided they're
done with Bill Cassidy.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Done. He came in dead last done.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
John Cornyn was an immensely powerful sitting senator from the
state of Texas. Immensely powerful John Cornyn got massacred in
that primary.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
That's not me, that's all of us.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
That's the people waking up and saying I have had enough,
and I am going to start punishing my representative, my
senator when they do me wrong, when they betray me,
betray my values, betray their promises, I am going to
punish them for their sins.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
It is all of us.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
I didn't help any more than you elped, just trying
to get the word out, same way you're doing. Got
to get the word out. I was browbeating anybody a right. Anyway,
We are back on Monday again. If the show sounds different,
it's because we're at a different studio and we will
be until we hack our way back into our old
studio and see if it's still standing.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
All right, put your phone down, enjoy your weekend. That's
all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday, and ask Doctor
Jesse Friday. We're gonna talk about everything from neighbors to
legal immigrants, to social shame system. How's that jibe with
me not liking people fighting in public.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
We're even gonna talk about ice in Japan.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
All that and so much more coming up in the
final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
So let's good to this one. Here. Here's showgun oracle.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Who are the worst suburban neighbors to have that are
otherwise good people? I moved into a call to sac
of hardcore yard guys mowing four times a week minimum,
and they seem to work in shifts. You think you're
gonna have a quiet dinner on the porch or a
quiet weekend. Nope, You're getting seven hours straight of mowers,
edgeres and leaf blowers. What say you? This question hit
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home for me because I am actually in the middle
of what can only be described as a living hell
when it comes to this.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I I'm not a lawn guy, meaning I don't want
to do it myself.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
And here in Texas, you don't have to do it.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Pay some Mexican landscape for thirty bucks to mow it
and trim it and everything that it doesn't cost really much. Right, however,
you should see the look of the stand on Chris's
face already. However, I fully understand that a lot of men,
they take a special pride in doing it. They enjoy
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doing it. I used to sell r v's with this guy.
He's retired now, Cliffs his name, wonderful dude. I used
to sell r v's with this guy and we would,
you know, we talked all the time, are friends. And
I would ask him what he's going to do when
he retires, and he told me, I'm gonna mow.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
And I said what. He not only is going to.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Mow all of his own stuff, he's going to volunteer
down at the local high school to mow the football
field and whatever they want done. Not out of the
kindness of his heart, although he's very kind. That's joy
for him mowing. I have these guys in my neighborhood,
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and the problem is it's a Saturday. Maybe I'm going
down to look at some guns or something. I'm in
the car with OB and I'm driving by mister lawn
guy and he's out there with all the edge in
the equipment. He's making sure everything's perfect. And she has
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never said anything, well, not much, but I can kind
of feel this side eye glare from Ob of.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Do you have any interest in doing anything? No? No,
I do not.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
So that's part of my living hell. But if I
can defend lawn guys I mentioned it's a living hell,
it's not necessarily just for them and the side eye.
I happen to live right next to the opposite. Now,
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I told you I don't like to do it, mow
the lawn, things like that, but it's done all the time.
I believe the house should look good on the outside.
I also, out of respect for my neighbors, think that,
you know, let's get some mulch in there. Let's make
sure the lawn is trimmed up. You're not going to
have eight inch grass, that's not no. Let's make sure
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things are trimmed up in looking good. I may not
personally be the one out there pushing the mower, but
my lawn looks good at all times.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
My neighbor.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Doesn't care. The lawn is usually a foot pressing a foot. Oh, Chris, Yeah,
you disappear. What Chris said, we're in an hoa. Well
that's what they say. I have seen no evidence of this,
but you want to know what happens in an hoa.
For instance, this is a good example. Guy's got a
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flower bed in front of his house. At one point
when he first moved in, there were flowers in there. Again,
I don't know what kind of flowers. I'm not Pete
Booda judge. There were flowers in there. Okay, Well they
begin to get overrun with weeds. As what happened in
a flower bed. He just never pulled the weeds, never
did anything.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Soon the flower bed was just weeds over flowing.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
So I'm going to make an assumption that the hoay
gave him a little call and said, hey, that looks
really bad.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Do you know what he did?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
He did not tear everything out and remulch and plant
some azaleas or whatever it is people plant.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
He just tore everything out. Now he's got like.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Three scraggly trees in an empty flower bed that takes
up the entire front of his house. It looks like
an abandoned home. If you were just going to look
at the flowerbed. There's you know what, I don't want
to go into it anymore. Hey, Jessey, I hope you
can receive and read this email, because I've been I've
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sent you several emails, but I've never been the lucky one.
I'm originally from Cuba, but I got my naturalization more
than sixteen years ago, and since then, I'm resigned from
my Cuban citizenship.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
That's freaking awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I have never ever visited the island again after all
these years. I'm proud to be a US citizen. I
am a huge red blood magafan of your show. Lately,
I've been hearing that the right that after mass deportation
of frigging illegals, which is fine by me, you were
willing to start with legal immigrants. Here's my question. Are
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legal immigrants like me included on your list? Says I
can say his name. His name is Loew's Bell Los Bell.
Sorry if I screwed that up, buddy, I don't know
a blaw that that well. Either way, No, and you
know why you said it right there in your email.
You consider yourself to be an American naturalized sixteen years
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You're an American. If somebody asks you what you are,
you wouldn't say Cuban, would you. You would say I'm
an American. That is the test right there. That is
the test, and that is the test. So many Eagal
immigrants currently in the United States of America fail over
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and over and over again.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
They are here to loot this country.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
They view it as an economic zone, but they don't
consider themselves to be of this country. And the dead
giveaway every single time is when you ask them what
they are. The Somalis are probably the worst at this
because they're too dumb to figure out that you should
actually change how you talk. They'll get up and flat
out say I'm here for Somalia and I'm Somali, I'm Smali, this,
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I'm Samali, that I'm small.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well wait a minute, then, why are you here? Leave?
Go back to Somalia. No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
If you consider yourself an American, you put in the
time you are a naturalized citizen of this country, and
you are an American. You don't call yourself a Mexican
or an Indian or a Cuban or god forbid, a
Canadian or anything else, then.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You can stay.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
If you're mister hyphenated whatever, get out and go back
to where you came from.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Jesse.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
On Tuesday, you expressed your displeasure at people making grievances
with each other public. I agree, but I wonder how
you reconcile that with the social shaming system. Do you
think Trump should pick his battles with more discretion?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I have mentioned before the social shame system being a
very powerful thing. But when I mentioned social shame system,
it's in reference to communists, or it's in reference to,
you know, people who are attacking our culture. It is
not in reference to people with whom we work with
and vote with and have political coalitions with. The social
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shame system is not made for you to blast your
son on Instagram when he forgets to take out the trash.
That's not using a social shame system. That's just airing
your dirty laundry out in public. The social shame system
would be for Martina McBride, that country music singer who
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just pulled out of that concert because she thought it
was too pro Trump.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Go to social media and.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Pour your scorn on her, call her a coward, color whatever.
That is an appropriate use of the social shame system.
I will insist again on this because it is true.
You can take any argument, any argument, and you can
probably overcome it over time unless you go public with it.
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When you go public with it, there is no return none.
You have added public embarrassment. You've made it a public
spectacle once you go public with it, your problems with
your employer or a fellow politician or your mom or whatever.
Once you go public with it, once it's out there,
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there is no return. That should pretty much never ever happen.
As far as does Trump do it too much?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Trum bis what he is. I told you before.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Trump is a junkyard dog and he's never gonna change.
He's what eighty president of the United States of America, billionaire.
If you're banking on Trump changing, you're gonna be You'll
be waiting around for a while.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
That's how Trump does business.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Trump will take it public immediately and loudly TWI does
it is what it is.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
We'll be back. This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a magnificent Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday, and we will be back Monday.
We'll even do Medal of Honor Monday. No matter where
we're broadcasting from Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com is
where you email your love, your hate, your death threats. Hey, Jesse,
are there ice makers in Japan? There are ice makers
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in Japan. However, there are parts that's just so funny,
how different to the world work. Like if you walk
into McDonald's in Japan, there's there's ice. Don't worry, you're
gonna have ice. You're in a hotel, there's gonna be ice.
I'm not gonna act like there's not ice, But when
you're out and about, it's not as prevalent. And in
seven eleven. Get this, seven eleven is enormous in Japan, enormous.
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It's founded by a Japanese guys. You know that Chris.
Everyone thinks seven eleven is Indian. Seven eleven is Japanese.
It's just that Indians run the ones in the United
States of America, so everyone thinks seven eleven is Indian.
Seven eleven is Japanese. Seven eleven in Japan is amazing.
What kind of amazing. They make the freshest sandwiches you've
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ever eaten in your life. Every day I ate a
meal in seven eleven multiple times when I was over,
Chris said, like BUCkies, much smaller, but.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
A similar style a smoothie.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
If you want a smoothie, great, you can go buy
the cup with the ingredients you want and walk over
to the seven even smoothie machine and and it'll blend
up your smoothie for you right there. They have all
these homemade things they make in house. Yes, very similar
to BUCkies. They even sell cups of ice. There's no
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ice machine, but you can buy a cup of ice.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
About that. Very different. Wonderful though, And I kid you not.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
My wife and I have each said to each other
since we got back I missed seven eleven, we.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Would just go every day, just go grab something.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Well, Jesse, what's the grossest thing someone can do that
is really good for their health? Eat vegetables. Vegetables are
just so unbelievably wretched. I don't understand why God did
that to us. Because they are really good for you
and you need to eat them. That's why alb has
to make us smoothie in the morning. But man, for
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something that important, why did it have to be so disgusting?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's awful?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Hey, Jesse, what's your general opinion or what's your opinion
of General Bernard Montgomery. Montgomery, in case you're not a
World War Two buff, he was the British general in
World War Two. I don't have any issue with Montgomery.
Montgomery was more slow and methodical than our generals were,
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and that did cause a lot of tension when dealing
with us. But remember that different countries have different war philosophy,
and this is a really important thing to remember. How
easily can you replace your stuff, your materials, and your men,
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How easily can they be replaced? The answer to that
question will oftentimes determine how super aggressive you can be.
Americans get credit during World War Two in many other
wars for being very aggressive on the battlefield. American commanders go, go, go, push, push, push,
off offense all the time.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I mean, I like that.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
That's a good thing, right, But we also have the
luxury of doing that because we have unlimited fuel. We
have you know what, we lost five tanks in this offensive,
No big deal. We've got ten more coming off the
boat tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Up. You're running out of men. We're not running out
of men.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
The recruiting lines are around the block still.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I have an endless supply of.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Food and men, and fuel and bullets and tanks and
anything else. Therefore, I can be very very aggressive. That
was not the case with Britain. Was definitely not now.
But that was not the case with Britain by the
time we got to World War two. By the time
we get to World War two, Great Britain was a
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dying power. They're still dying. Remember, it takes a long
time for a great nation to die, but a fading
power in the world. They didn't have the economy to
support a war like that, I didn't have the troops
to suppor to war like that. And they acquitted themselves
very wrong, very well. I'm not dogging on them at all.
The raf and the British did great things fighting the
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Japanese and India and everything. The Brits did great things
in World War two. This is that was not meant
to be an insult at all. But they didn't have
a fraction of what we had. They did not a
fraction of what we had. So a guy like Montgomery,
if you read somebody who criticizes him, and all criticism
is warranted, it's fine. They'll oftentimes point to how slow
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he was or methodical he was. No, no, no, no, no,
I don't read. I don't want to go yet. Well,
he can't lose tanks like we can lose tanks. He
can't lose men like we can lose men. The way
it is, Hey, Jesse, why does the conservative media constantly
repeat the line if gas prices don't drop soon, Republicans
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are going to get blown out in the midterms.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Let's get this straight.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Voters are going to be so upset about this temporary
spiking gas price is they're going to elect the same
Democrats who were the reason gas prices were so high, really,
the same people who terminated Yeah, yes, you are politically informed.
You understand that voting for Democrats because you're mad about
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gas prices is the most suicidal thing in history. You
understand that because you pay attention. People who pay attention
are not the deciding vote in elections. I am voting
for the GOP ticket straight down the line in November.
You probably are too. We're not swing voters who decide elections.
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Swing voters who decide elections. They don't pay attention. And
the greatest predictor of election wins and losses in the
United States of America for the last thirty or forty
years has been gas prices.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
You can scream till you're blue.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
In the face. That doesn't make any sense. I agree,
it doesn't make any sense. That's the reality in which
we live. But they are going back down as of
right now. So look, look if they get back down,
We're all right. They're getting back down.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Take heart.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday.
We're gonna get through as many of these as we
possibly can.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
And the final what do we have?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
We only have two segments set in the final couple
segments we have left. We're going to get through as
many of these as we possibly can. Jesse, my wife
of thirty six years, goes grocery shopping, comes home with
all kinds of healthy things like salads, low sodium, mists
and low fat that I go shopping. I'm come home
with all kinds of things that taste good, pork's sausage,
frozen pizza. I'm sixty eight and living life right or wrong. Yeah, Look,
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you're right that you have to live your life. And
your wife is also right that she's going to try
to keep you alive, living your life as long as
humanly possible. And this is always going to be a
conflict in every marriage and history of mankind. Hey, Jesse,
I just wonder how much fraud has contributed to the
rise in OPTI is some diagnosis across the country. If
the fraud gets stopped, we see the number of diagnoses
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flatten out or possibly decrease. Just the thought. Look, anytime,
anytime you get a government incentive, a government incentive for anything,
you're going to get more of that something. Governments have
the ability to incentivize and disincentivize things, disincentivize being what
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you would want it to be. Things like crime. If
crime is punished severely, crime goes down. Look at El Salvador.
If crime is punished severely, crime goes down, vice versa.
What does the government dole out money for? You can
put whatever it is. There's a look in our country,
there's a million things the government doles out money for.
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Whatever those things are, whatever they are, there is going
to be fraud there. There is people. When government checks
start rolling in, people will find a way to steal
government money. And government is famously corrupt and incompetent, so frankly,
there's nothing easier to steal from than the government. And
(19:15):
most of the time. This quote stealing is legal. Just
get a doctor or someone like that. Yeah, yeah, he
definitely has autism. Anyway, pay me a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's awful.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Hey, psycho Jesse, what's your favorite action movies? One with
explosions and one without? Favorite action movie without explosions might
be Gladiator? What, Chris, what is your problem?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You know?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Like Gladiator? What's wrong with Gladiator? And it's not predictable
for me? You didn't know, That's what I was gonna say, No,
you didn't anyway, Chris is a liar. No explosions. Would
probably be Gladiator with explosions. Man, that's tough. With explosions.
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Might be We Were Soldiers. That's a really great Vietnam movie,
Mel Gibson movie. If you haven't seen it, it's really
really good. Probably not for the kids. It's a little violent,
but it's a very good movie. Hey, Jesse, you're telling
me that within a century we've gone from actual sacrifice
to defeat evil to voting for the end of Western
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civilization while also defeating evil because our gas prices are
temporarily unstable. All Right, So this guy's obviously mad that
the American people are mad about the Iran effect on
gas prices. I understand if you and your mind equate
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the evils of Iran, what Iran has done and what
they say they want to do, if you equate that
with Hitler or the imperial Japanese, I understand if you
make that comparison. Certainly if you're an israel or a
hardcore prosionist, I understand that comparison, because Iran's pretty loud
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about their apocalyptic plans for Israel, right, So I understand
how you would make that comparison. However, from an American perspective.
From an American perspective, Americans do not view Iran the
same way they view Japan after bombing Pearl Harbor, and
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it's criminally naive. If you think they're ever going to
they're just not. Yes, you can point to Iran funding
this terrorist thing, and Iran training and funding all those
suicide bombers in Iracket. You can point to all these
things till they're blue in the face. None of those
things was some seminole event like the Japanese Navy Nuki
(22:00):
our Pacific fleet at Pearl Harbor without declaring war. That
kind of a sucker punch from Japan created such a
white hot anger in the average American. We had multiple
guys in this country kill themselves because for one reason
or another they couldn't go join the war effort. That
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is how committed the average American was. Did you know
American approval The American public approved the war against Japan
ninety eight percent. Ninety eight percent in your mind understandably, Well,
that's Iran. You're never going to sell that to the
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average American, average American who's already hurting. Now, keep in
mind that's a big factor in this too. Let's remember
a big reason Donald Trump was elected was inflation. People
remember what it was like to afford things five years ago.
Then we shut down the country for the flu and
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printed a bunch of money. We don't have to go
into that right now. Then we shut down the country. Now,
people can't afford things. People are already squeezed. That's a
big reason they ran to the polls and Donald Trump
won the popular vote. We all like to consider our
own pet issues being the real reason Trump won. You know,
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you know me, I'm a big pro lifer. I could
sit here and tell you you know, America finally had
enough of abortion, and that's what Trump won. That's ridiculous.
That's not why Donald Trump won. America doesn't care about abortion,
not in any significant way. It's sad. But what we
don't have to go into that America doesn't care. That's
not why Trump won. Trump won because of inflation and immigration.
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Inflation and immigration. Inflation and immigration because people are already hurting. Now,
when you tell someone who's already hurting, can't find a job,
can't make ends me. They're already hurting, and you tell them, hey,
I need you to pay more at the pump because
we got to go get Iran. That's a hard sell
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and it has it well. I don't even have to
explain it to you. The poll numbers tell you it
hasn't been sold. They're not buying. You can call them
dumb or ridiculous, and you might be totally correct. I'm
not arguing with you, but it hasn't been sold. They're
not sold. It's why he's trying for a deal. Hey, Jesse,
if Texas can't keep the Muslims from building and growing
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their communities, then how can the rest of America do it?
Your state judiciary let me down. What can be done
about the covert takeover. It's all about immigration. You're asking states,
or you're asking states to make laws that wouldn't be
effective anyway. I'm not defending any inaction by the Texas
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state government or other state government. But the lamest thing
is to say we should bran sharia law. I mean
bye and ban sharia a lah.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I get that.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
But if you continue to import millions and millions of Muslims,
you're going to have sharia law. I don't care what.
I don't care how many times you try to ban it.
We'll ban it at the federal level. We'll ban it
here in Texas, We'll bean it Woming. You can pass
all the laws you want, you keep importing them.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
That decides your future. Immigration decides the future of the country.
It decides the future of elections.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
It is. You hate to say anything is the one issue.
But if you had to pick one issue that really
solves or goes a long way to solving all of them,
it's immigration. As I've said over and over and over again,
with the mass deportation of foreigners, we cannot lose. We
(25:47):
will defeat the communists and we will take our country back.
With the mass importation of foreigners, we cannot win. Numbers
do not lie. We cannot overcome them. We have to
stop the mass importation of foreigner while getting a whole
bunch of them out of the country. All right, all right,
we only have one more segment. I have to talk
about everything from Chile to Ai.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show. On and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We
are going to be back on Monday for medal of
honor Monday. You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. We're not going to be back in our
studio that may or may not still exist. Chris is
getting positive, positive news, looks like things like be okay,
(26:35):
which is good because we have a lot of really
sacred stuff in there.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Chris.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
There's a lot of pictures of me, Leanard. What the
equipment can be replaced?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Chris?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Pictures of me last a lifetime? All right, So I
won't be right until I get in there and look
at those pictures again and make sure everything's okay.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Is there a Jesse Kelly chili recipe?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
If not, why are you failing to uphold the basic
Kelly standards?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So the reason I chose to read this is because
one the answer is no, and two the answer is soon.
I decided. You know, I'm an old man now, so
I have these weird old man urges. I have decided
that by the time summer is over, I am going
(27:22):
to have perfected some sort of a chili recipe chili,
and I'm gonna dip garlic bread in my chili. I've
already decided what the dip is going to be, garlic bread,
which is the greatest thing ever. Chris asks beans. Chris,
you know me better than that. There's no beans. There's
not gonna be any beans. I am almost undoubtedly going
to steal someone else's recipe and claim it for my own.
(27:45):
As I've always told you, there's no limit to what
you can accomplish if you're willing to take credit for
someone else's work. I want some spice to it. I
don't need it face melting, but I want some spice
in my chili. I'm probably going to fight back against
any celery because the celery gives it a weird flavor
(28:06):
texture thing that I don't like. I want my chili
to be meaty. It's got to be a lot of
meat on the thicker side, I would say, but not
too thick on the thicker side, but not tooth thick.
I don't want meat paste. I just don't want pure soup.
I am probably going to find a slow cooker version
(28:27):
of this somehow, and I'll be amazing at it. And
let me explain why hold on, Chris, listen, one time,
one time I decided I was going to make a
slow cooker spaghetti recipe spaghetti sauce.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
And I did it.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Granted, I stole all this stuff from the Internet, but
that's neither here nor there. And I did it, and
I let this stuff slow brew in the cooker for
twenty four hours, and I was straight up Italian in there.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
We're talking crushed tomato. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
What Chris I was it was the greatest spaghetti sauce
in the history of spaghetti sauce. I've proven already that
I can perfect it. By the time summer is over,
I will have stolen someone else's chili recipe, made a
minor adjustment, if any adjustment at all, and I will
(29:20):
then pass it off as my own and I will
tell everybody about it. What Chris, Oh, I like that Chris.
Chris said, we'll call it the Jesse Kelly signature. Just
add a few drops of the Chipotle Tabasco and my
Jesse Kelly Burgers. Here's my problem with that, though, Chris,
(29:43):
isn't that a little repetitive? I mean, we have the
Chipotle Tabasco for the world famous Jesse Kelly Berger. You
start throwing it in the chili recipe, then everyone's gonna
start picking up on Wait a minute, it seems like
he just kind of adds to vote late Tabasco to
everything and then calls.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
It his own. What what Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Now that's a very fair point. Jewish producer Chris said,
do you change your signature, which, of course the answer
is no. Maybe that is my signature thing. Maybe you
should potle Tabasco. Maybe they should sponsor the show or
something to Hey, Jesse, you once said your father fired
you from his construction company. Was it for not showing up?
Because the only tools you can hold in your tiny
(30:29):
hands are made by little tuch you know, it's not
very nice for your information. I was only fired one
time in my life. It was my father who did
the firing, and it was not my fault. There was
a conex box at work where we had to lock
up all of our tools at the end of the
construction day. My dad was not working with me. He
(30:51):
was off on another job. I was just, you know,
a regular grunt on the job site. Somebody on this
job site lost the tools for the connex box. My
dad came home after what was probably a pretty rough day,
so he wasn't in the best of moods. I got home,
(31:12):
I was pretty busted and tired. They work in construction.
It's good they work, no complaints, but I was tired.
Dad decided to accuse me of being the one who
lost the keys to the conics box. Well, look, I
didn't defy or backtalk my father really ever, But in
this moment, I said no, I didn't, and he insisted
(31:36):
I did, and I was not going to back off
because I knew I didn't.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
And I said no, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
And I think that maybe the It was definitely the first.
That might be the only time in my life I've
ever elevated my voice at my father.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I was that mad because I knew I had not
done it. And then he told me you're fired.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I won't come into work, and I told him, good
I don't want this. I don't want this crappy job. Anyway,
stormed off to my room. Old man slept on it,
woke up apparently had cooled off. I slept in. I
don't have a job now. I slept in, woke up
to the phone ringing. I go answer the phone. This
is when we still have phones in our house, not
(32:17):
cell phones. I go answer the phone and it's my
dad yelling at me for not being to work. So
there you go.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I had to put my stuff on good work. Still
not my fault. Jesse.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Have you been pounding your chest over the primary defeats.
It seems like you had a major contribution to get
people out to the primaries. I didn't have a major
contribution to anything. I can't control any of that stuff.
I can yell and scream all I want, but I'm
just an idiot on the radio. If the people themselves
don't decide that they are going to do something about
the losers who represent them in the GOP, then nothing
(32:50):
will ever be done. No amount of screaming or begging
or anything else done by me will ever get people out.
People have to decide on their own, and they had
decided on the room. The people in Louisiana decided they're
done with Bill Cassidy.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Done. He came in dead last done.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
John Cornyn was an immensely powerful sitting senator from the
state of Texas. Immensely powerful John Cornyn got massacred in
that primary.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
That's not me, that's all of us.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
That's the people waking up and saying I have had enough,
and I am going to start punishing my representative, my
senator when they do me wrong, when they betray me,
betray my values, betray their promises, I am going to
punish them for their sins.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
It is all of us.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
I didn't help any more than you elped, just trying
to get the word out, same way you're doing. Got
to get the word out. I was browbeating anybody a right. Anyway,
We are back on Monday again. If the show sounds different,
it's because we're at a different studio and we will
be until we hack our way back into our old
studio and see if it's still standing.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
All right, put your phone down, enjoy your weekend. That's
all
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