May 5, 2026 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. On
a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. We're gonna tackle all kinds of stuff.
Why do they say terrible racist things. We'll get to that.
I'm not so sure we should be counting out JB.
(00:31):
Pritzker yet, we'll get to that. Fighting off a crocodile
fight club In school emails, Trump made a comment about
gas prices. All that and so much more coming up
in the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
Joyanne Reid is useful, very very useful. People like Joyanne Reid.
(00:56):
You probably hate her, but you should understand she has
trams value for us. You see, you want your enemies
to be morons. You don't want your enemies to be smart.
Barack Obama was very damaging for us because Barack Obama
was smart enough to know what to say and what
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not to say. Barack Obama was smart enough to never
say the quiet part out loud publicly. You always present
that face like you're the cool, reasonable, moderate God just
won't get along. Why don't we shoot hoops? As soon
as the doors closed? As soon as the cameras are off,
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you go back to lighting America on fire. But publicly
you always present that face of you being a moderate.
That's why Barack Obama did so much damage. It wasn't
just his hatred of the country, it was his ability.
People like Joyanne Reed don't have that. She's too stupid.
She doesn't have the IQ for it. So red Will
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repeated these say things that make people recoil in horror.
I can't believe she said that. I can't believe she's wonderful.
Joyanne Reid tells you what they all say behind closed doors.
Now in Florida, they have a big governor's race right now.
I don't have any idea who's going to win the primary.
(02:22):
I haven't paid that much attention to it. Last I
heard Brian Donalds look like he was up comfortably in
the Republican primary. Well, Brian Donalds is black dude, right,
black dude congressman from Florida. Joy Anne Reid's catching all
kinds of heat today for saying this about him.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You could say, Jerry Dimmies is a cop, but he's
a cop who cares about civil rights. The other one
is Byron Donalds, who has decided to make himself a
house pet of the Republican Party. Let white men pat
him on the head. In the United States House Representative.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Byron I think I called him Brian house pet, right,
pret you mean got some racist connotations to it. Now,
let's discuss this. Why do they do this? People on
the right will make this mistake a lot when they
see communists. If the communists run into a black anti communist,
(03:15):
then there are many. In fact, looks like we're picking
up more and more. Here's some good news out there.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
What we're seeing right now in the numbers, as President
Trump and the Republican Party are chipping away at the
long term advantage that Democrats have had with black voters.
With African Americans, you can see it right here. Look
Trump's approval among African Americans at this point in term one,
he was a twelve percent. You know, he's been losing
ground with a lot of he's gaining He's gaining ground
with African Americans. He's up to sixteen percent at this point.
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And you say, this isn't that big of a shift,
But I will tell you Republicans absolutely love this shift
that's going on because Democrats have had such a long
term advantage the fact that he's actually gaining ground versus
where he was.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
And Okay, how do you think the communists are going
to resent bond to black men? Certainly younger black men
starting to realize the Democrat Party is evil and hates
them and just wants to fill up their communities with foreigners.
Because that's a big part of this. You realize that
I warned you about this a long time ago, that
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Democrats were going to keep putting foreigners in black communities
and they were going to anger black people, and black
people were going to leave because of it. Remember I've
been toning this for a long time. What's starting to happen.
What's the communist's response going to be? What are they
going to say? What kinds of things are they going
to say to these young black men who are leaving.
You know exactly what they're going to say. It's going
to be the N word. It's going to be the
house N word. It's going to be house pet, it's
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going to be this. And this is where people make
the mistake when they see communists saying that kind of stuff.
You know, you don't use the N word when you
hear it probably grosses you out. When you hear them
say it, you say to yourself, look, they're the real racist.
(04:58):
Look at those guys. They always called us racist, but
they're the real racist. You ever said that, You ever
thought that? You know that's not true, right. The communist
actually doesn't care about skin color at all. It's all
just about the revolution. As soon as you declare yourself
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to be an enemy of the revolution, certainly when you
were formerly a part of the revolution and then you become,
in their minds, a traitor. It's not that they're saying
these things because they're racist. They are saying these things
because they're trying to hurt you. They're searching for ways
to hurt you at all times, no matter who you are.
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If you're a woman, a former Democrat, and you say
I'm coming out as a Republican, they'll say, they'll call
you every name in the book up and down the line.
If you were part of the revolution and now you're
considered an enemy of the revolution, these people find the
most vicious, hurtful things that can possibly fathom, and they'll
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say those things to you just in an effort to
hurt you. Just let it go. It's no big deal.
Let it go. Communists say terrible things to me all
the time. Doesn't bother me at all? What Chris doesn't
bother me? I am a bad person. That's actually very
fair point. I am a bad person, So I do
have to own that. There's a little bit. There's a
little truth to what Jewish producer Christians said. Even though
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it wasn't just wasn't very nice, there's still a little
truth to it. You know what else is true? Chris?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
My plan MA c up plan make affordable California again.
We'll recognize children's who maintain GPA level three point eighty
seven three point ninety three, will support first mine card
upon graduation from high school. We'll credit five hundred five dollars.
Let's support our children. Let's over a schooling system. Thank
(06:55):
you absolutely.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
School director was the ringleader of a child fight club.
Speaking of supporting our children. You know what, Chris, what look?
I think toughness is an important quality in children nowadays.
How many valuable lessons do you learn in school? I
(07:18):
think if we're having a kid square off every now
and then.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
No, okay, you know what, In all seriousness, I'm not
that old. Well, I guess I'm getting up there, but
I'm forty four. When I was a kid, they had
a big smoker in our high school, and I don't
mean someone ripping Marlboro reds. They had a big boxing
tournament in our high school and anybody could sign up,
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and people from schools all surrounding the place signed up,
and it took place in the high school gym, and
they sold tickets to it, and everyone just went yes,
maybe us went out there and everybody threw hands. And
I was thinking about that and why that popped into
my head the other night, and I thought, man, you'd
probably never get away with that. Now. What Chris Chris
(08:04):
said was this officially sanctioned. Dude, I don't even think
there were weight classes. Man, I'm not even kidding. The
people just went out there and strapped on the gloves
and they just started brawling. And I remember I was young.
I think I was in the eighth grade when they
kicked this thing off. I thought it was the greatest
thing I'd ever seen in my life. It's wild the
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things that the way things used to be not even
that long ago. You know, when I was a k
through five that I was back in Ohio. Do you
know the teachers routinely paddled the students, paddled them. I'm
not talking about the nineteen fifties here, I'm forty four
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years old. The whole school was terrified of the librarians
because these sadistic monsters in the library. If you were
talking too loud or you did something wrong their paddle
they had holes in them to add for maximum swing.
It had hurt extra bad. They would just drag you
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out of class and bend you over a desk right
there in the hole and just start wailing on you.
Why are you pointing at me, Chris? Look, we don't
have to get into my details, all right. I don't
know why you would think I would get paddled for
you know, I might have what, I might have been
a very good kid. Yeah, I might have been. You
don't know that. Trump said this today.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
So today I signed a proclamation recognizing National Youth Sports
and Fitness, and I'll also signed the very first copy
of the new revitalized Presidential Fitness Test award a certificate
in recognition of achievement of the gold standard of physical fitness.
And this is something that Bryce and d Chambeau wanted
(09:48):
to do very badly.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
See Trump's on board with Fight Club. There's nothing, there's
nothing that gets these kids in better shape than fighting,
all right, Nothing gets you and better. No, I'm kidding.
It's a terrible story, all right, Jesse, I really like
the idea of B fifty two's carpet bombing the Persian
Gulf from thirty thousand feet each with eight seven hundred
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and fifty eight pounds solid shot cannonballs, no unexploded munitions
to clean up. You guys are sick, all right, Chris?
Do you have any idea of the materials that would
be required to haul that many cannonballs up into a place? Chris,
it would not work. Guys are dumb. All right. We
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gotta talk talk about JB. Pritzker Fat conversation next.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Miss something.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
There's a podcast, get it on.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
Demand wherever podcasts are found, The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Oh fantastic Tuesday. Remember
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Your love, your hate, your death threats. We will, of
course get back to those in just a few We
have to still have to talk about crocodiles and everything else.
But I mentioned this a long time ago. I got
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mocked for it, and that mocking may have been fair.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
We're not gonna know for a while, but I am
concerned that JB. Pritzker may make a serious run at
the presidency.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
JB.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Pritzker, I think he is not being taken seriously by
the right, and I think that is a mistake. He
is the governor of Illinois. He is insanely wealthy. I
don't know if you've noticed, but I noticed things just
because Chris and Corey make this soundless for me. Every day. JB.
(11:46):
Pritzker seems to show up a lot. Now, rewind to
a couple of years ago. How often did you ever
hear JB. Pritzker's voice. It might have been only in
the last year you even found out what he sounded like.
Now you know exactly what he sounds like. He's on
there all the time. Huh, Why is he on there
all the time? JB. Pritzker is doing the media rounds,
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and he is taking this run at the presidency seriously.
Some guys take the run of the presidency seriously and
some do not. And you can tell who is and
who isn't, like so many other things in life, by
how hard they work all kinds. Everybody wants to run
for president because, as I've explained a hundred times, running
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for president it only helps you, It doesn't hurt you.
Doesn't matter if you get embarrassed and blown out and
you get one percent of the vote, your brand by
the time you're done running for president will be larger
than it was when you started running for president. Therefore,
in the end, if you're a politician, if you're a
public figure, that's a good thing for you. There's no
reason not to run if you don't mind flying across
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the country, staying in hotels, eating out a lot. Yeah,
why not lots of them? How they go to the debates,
they'll have a pancake breakfast in Ohio and then a
fundraiser in Napa Valley in California. But other than that,
you don't really ever hear from them because they're not
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really running. They're just kind of there to increase the brand.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Lose.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Maybe you make a hard enough run at it that
after you lose, you'll get a good job in the
next administration. But yeah, that is kind of there to
there now JB. Pritzker, governor of Illinois. He has not
only been going on every single show he possibly can. JB.
Pritzker is starting to throw a lot of money around,
(13:42):
a lot of money around. I am not going to
make some insane prediction here on the show. I'm only
going to say this, do not count out JB. Pritzker
as it comes to somebody who can win the Democrat nomination. JB. Pritzker,
with his money, with his clear dedication to running. JB.
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Pritzker is going to make a hard run at the presidency.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
He is.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Whether he makes it or not, I have no idea.
Pray to God he doesn't. He's a horrible governor, but JB.
Pritzer Pritzker is going to be somebody to take seriously.
There said it, feel better, got that off my chest. Hey, Oracle,
please tell me this tallar Rico that would be James
Tallerrico in Texas. Tell me this Talarico idiot can't win
(14:31):
in Texas. I mean, with all that Texas represents, that
would be devastating and demoralizing. I saw that he is
ahead in the polls, but I find that hard to
believe someone's okay, So.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
All right.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
First, very rarely am I going to come on here
and tell you so and so can't win. I have
done that many times in my life. I've been involved
in politics for twenty years. I've been wrong a lot.
He can't win, he can't lose. Be careful with that.
(15:04):
Politics is a funny business. You never know what's going
to happen out there. I don't think he's going to win.
I don't think there's any chance of that, but there
could be. I don't think he's going to win. I
certainly wouldn't bet on it. But I do want to
touch on something you said there. You said, with all
that Texas represents, that would be devastating and demoralized. Well,
(15:28):
what does Texas represent? I'm talking about what Texas represents now,
not what it represented in nineteen sixty, not what it
represented in nineteen hundred, not even what it represented in
the year two thousand. It's the year twenty twenty six.
(15:50):
With all that Texas represents, what's that? Oh, don't get
me wrong. Thankfully, there are still millions and millions of
red blooded, god fearing Americans who live in this state,
and they make this state wonderful. That's why I chose
to live here. I could live anywhere with this dumb job.
It's just one of these jobs. You can live anywhere,
and I choose to live here in Texas. I love it.
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But states do not magically stay the way they've always been.
If you are importing foreigners from all over the globe. God,
in country Texas, right mega church on every corner, ye know,
right next to a mosque. Now, what city is that
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in Texas where they have a What city is it, Chris,
where they have a seventy foot monkey. God, there's a
big old statue. I don't know. It might be Houston,
could be Dallas. My point is that if you don't
mind the imports what your state used to represent, that
doesn't necessarily mean that's where they're going to keep representing
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In the future. States change as the people remember that.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
We'll be back feeling a little stocky. Follow and subscribe
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Speaker 1 (17:11):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, and I owe you
a heartfelt apology. Chris just reminded me. I can't believe
I forgot it is a national holiday today. It is
Cinco de Mayo and we have not even paid our
respects yet to the Mexicans. Take it away.
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You must not up.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
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Speaker 1 (18:00):
Hotel boss eaten by a crocodile is identified after a
hero cop is lowered into the predator infested river to
grab the killer before the victims remains, and six pairs
of shoes are cut out of his stomach. Now just
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stay with me for a moment, because this is just
the ugliest story in the world, and I find it fascinating. Hi,
because I'm a terrible person. So this guy fifty nine
years old, he gets in his truck Ford Ranger apparently,
if you want to call that a truck. He gets
in his truck Ford Ranger. Apparently there's a flood washes
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his truck into the river. They think he then got
out of his truck, which you would have to do
because the freaking truck is filling up with water, the
river's flooding. They don't know whether or not he drowned
before the crocodile got him, and I think I think
we should probably root for drowning, right, and probably drowning. Yeah,
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I'm with you, Chris. I hope we drowned first. That's
not the thing that I wanted to discuss. I mean,
that is a thing obviously fairly significant. But the other
pairs of shoes, apparently crocodiles they can't digest the plastic
and all these things, flip flops, sandals, Nike trainers in
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high heels. Now they're wondering if this croc was just
one of these man eating crocs. Crocodiles get this way.
Happens in Africa all the time, where they just figure
out human beings are pretty easy prey and that's what
they focus on. There's one I don't know if they
ever got him. I don't remember what country this is,
but there's one they think has killed three hundred people. Yeah, Chris,
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you should look it up as fascinating. But this is
the part that got me. It is not known of
Batista drowned beforehand, so on and so forth. They they
apparently have been taking the shoes and the sandals they
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found in his stomach to the local villages to try
to identify if anybody lost a loved one who owned
that pair of shoes. Chris says, it's good, is it?
Chris said, closure? You know, you're probably right, I think,
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but I think I think I would rather not know.
I think I would rather not know what Chris? You disagree?
Chris said, the croc just ate the shoes. That doesn't
mean that's how they died. You're right, you're right, But
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do you think that's where your mind would go if
they found out your shoes were found in the crocs stomach.
Do you think you would think? Wow, I hope Aiden,
Jaden and Braiden drowned first. I don't think I would
want to know. And I have no idea why chose
to talk about this. It's a little dark. Let's touch
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on this part of it, well, this subject. So Trump
continues to talk about Cuba. Marco Rubio today was talking
about Cuba, Cuba, Cuba, Cuba. The Trump administration is very
clearly they want Cuba. Trump has said a multiple times
it's no mystery Cuba's next, Cuba's next, Cuba's next. This
is combined with this and this story I'm doing here
(21:44):
is more in response to the guy earlier who was
really mad about gas prices, and he was mad at Trump.
Oil tops one hundred and fourteen dollars a barrel as
the Iran truce falters and there are fresh attacks that
rock the strait of hor moves. I don't know how
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long gas prices are going to be high, and I'd
be lying if I told you I did. I don't
know how high they're going to go, mightbe down next week.
I don't know where this is going or when this
is going to end. I can't promise you anything. Obviously,
you are aware that if prices stay high for five months,
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it means probably a rough night, a rough night in November.
That's the way people vote, right or wrong. That's how
people vote. Trump could probably tighten this messaging up a little.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
I also thought oil would go up to two hundred,
two hundred and fifty, maybe three hundred, and I.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Know it would be short term, but I thought it
would go I look today, it's like at one hundred
and two, and that's a very small price to pay
for getting rid of a nuclear weapon from people that
are really mentally deranged.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
All right, So Trump caught a lot of heat for
Trump caught a lot of heat for that today. And
I don't mean to laugh, because I realized that that
might be one of those things that upset you. Gas
prices are super high, and Trump's out there saying, ah,
it could be worse. I thought I'd be higher, all right.
Not everyone's good at everything. I'll explain it this way.
(23:26):
I'm not telling you not to be mad about high
gas prices. You have every right to be mad about
high gas prices, about high prices on everything. You have
every right to be mad about that. And if you
see Trump as being the one responsible for higher prices,
you have every right to be mad. You're You're not
You're not a subject, You're a citizen. I got that.
Donald Trump's messaging style has always been much better on
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the campaign trail than it is once he gets into power.
And here's why Trump came up. You know what Trump's
background is. He's a big promoter, fight promoter and all
these things. What do fight promoters and these kinds of people,
what's their style? Like everything has to be over the top.
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It has to be because that's just stylistically how they
learn to promote things. So everything is the best ever,
the biggest ever, the most beautiful ever, the greatest ever,
the hottest ever. When you're describing your enemies or your opponents,
he's the worst ever, the dumbest ever, the ugliest ever.
Everything is the best ever, the worst ever, everything is
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over the top. Now that has served Trump very very
well during three winning presidential runs, because he gets up
behind the microphone and he says, this guy's the biggest
idiot and the history of mankind. You elect me, and
I'm gonna make this country the best ever, the richest ever.
I'm gonna be the best ever, and we're all gonna
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be the best ever. In the grit, it's dever, and
everything's great. It's dever. When you're campaigning. That is a
very very effective style of campaigning once you make it
into office. I understand why I got so many angry
emails about that. I understand how that's something that could
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that could rub you the wrong way when you just
got done paying four fifty eight gallon, when it just
cost eighty nine dollars to fill up your truck and
you're mad about it. You're driving away from the gas
days and stewing, and then you turn on the news
you hear that.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
I also thought oil would go up to two hundred,
two hundred and fifty, maybe three hundred, and I know
it would be short term, but I.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Thought it would go I look today, it's like at
one hundred and two, and that's a very small price
to pay for getting rid of a nuclear weapon from
people that are really mentally deranged.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Trump's selling the Iran war and maybe you agree with
his recing there, that's a small price to pay and
make sure these dirty giotties don't get a nuclear weapon.
If for someone steaming madamout gas prices small price to pays.
Probably not. I wouldn't recommend repeating it. Whatever, Duke a
couple emails we'll check out here, hang.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
On, miss does catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. You can
email us Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Let's get
to some of these emails as we round this out.
In a reminder that tomorrow I'm gonna try to wrap
up the Napoleon Invasion of Russia history. Don't shake your head, Chris,
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like you know. I might. I might wrap it up.
It's not that it's too long. There's the problem is
there's so much to it, and I want to just
encourage you. Again, I've done this before. If the general
subject matter of these kind of history things, if it
fascinates you, I don't even think I would tell you
(27:10):
that I'm hitting the high points. Here's what I mean
by that, I'm hitting what to me are the high points.
But I'm different than you. You have different things that
motivates you or make you happy or make you sad.
You might read the same material on Napoleon's Invasion of
Russia and you might think there are totally different high points.
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You might start digging into this and you might be mad, Jesse,
how in the world could you skip whatever it is
that you think I skipped. If it fascinates you, if
the subject fascinates you, dig into it. And this is
a Titanic struggle between two gigantic armies with all kinds
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of things to it. There are going to be so
many parts of this that I don't bring up at all,
just trying to get give you a general sense of
the whole thing. All right, Hey Jesse, how come you
don't read your death threats on the air. I read
some of your book, but with my tenth grade education,
it was a tough read. The autobody trade has been
(28:14):
good for me, and I'm now making more money than
I ever had learning a trade painting cars twenty years plus. Hey, Chris,
have you ever painted a car? I think that would
be a cool thing to paint cars. What It takes
a lot of skill. It doesn't look like that in
the movies. They're just kind of what they're just pointing
(28:36):
something at it in spraying. I feel like I could
do that anyway. I'd trust your trade knowledge and respect
your wisdom on the trade business. I see the Boston
Red Sox one and now you and Jewish producer Chris
have to eat crow on gambling with your emotions. And
then he says, go Mariners, Screw the Mariners. Pow, I'm kidding.
I wonder where we play the Mariners next. And by
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the way, the Red Sox did not be in that series.
The Astros won the series, and me and Chris were
appropriately obnoxious to Corey as soon as he got back
into the office. As God intended, Dear Jesse, Indy Kelly,
the Phoenix Project. Now, this is a good question. He's
calling me out. I remember you mentioned doing a long
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history on Napoleon's retreat from Russia, but also mentioned a
short segment about the Phoenix Project in Vietnam. I haven't
heard you mentioned that one since, and I was curious
if it's still in the works. Where at the topic
is still too hush hush for an internationally famous doctor
of anthropology to discuss, He says, his name is Dean.
(29:46):
I've told you this before about this whole Phoenix Project thing.
I'm glad you want more history, and I'm gonna come
up with what's next. And I told you my intention
was to do a Phoenix Project thing. I have not
set that goal. Side. One thing I find frustrating yet
fascinating about the Phoenix project this was a Vietnam CIA
assassination program. In case you're wondering what it is, It's
(30:10):
very very hard to find materials for obvious reasons, right
with a secret project, a kind of a thing you
don't necessarily want to write a ton of books over.
Maybe there were some aspects of it that maybe we
wish we had that one back, but it's I don't
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like to ever sit down and try to give you
some sort of a history story or a history episode
if I don't have what I think is a pretty
firm grasp on it. There's always going to be people
listening who are experts on subjects that I'm just touching on,
who know far far more than I do. But I
at least don't want to be a moron. And as
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of right now, I could give you a five minute
view of what the Phoenix Project was. I've listened to
men who were part of the Phoenix Project and described
aspects of it, so I could do Maybe five minutes
is a stretch. Maybe I could do twenty thirty minutes
on it. Could I give you an hour on it?
(31:14):
I don't know. I don't know that I could do that.
I'll put it this way. New Zealand police hunt down
woman over New India quote. Apparently apparently New Zealand has
a bunch of people from India there now, and this
lady was not too pleased about it. Then she dropped
a New India on social media. Lady, all I have
(31:39):
to say.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Is this my plan? My cup lan make affordable California again.
We'll recognize children's who'll maintain GPA level three point eight
seven three point ninety three, will support first mine card
upon graduation from high school. We'll credit five hundred five dollars.
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Let's support our children. Left's over schooling system. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I hope that lady listened and listened well. And now
here's a headline.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
But oh, you know, you know the thing headlines We
didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Canada fast tracks permanent residency for thirty three thousand rural workers.
The Canadian people are wonderful people, and watching them have
their country ripped away from them by filthy commie politicians
just drives me absolutely up the wall. It's fun to
make fun of Canada. I've had so many wonderful times
(32:38):
and wonderful experiences with Canadians. It's a shame man. Another
racial gerrymander bites the dust. DeSantis approves new Florida map
ahead of the midterms. Look at that heavy d just
down there, being effective like he's always been. Los Angeles
Democrats seek to open the door to foreigners voting in
(32:58):
city elections. It is isn't it How many Democrats across
the country are always finding ways to bring in more
foreigners and keep more foreigners here and get more foreigners voting.
It's almost as if they know more is better for them.
Trump plans further troop reductions in Europe. Trump is unbelievably well,
(33:22):
it's very believable, but he is very, very salty with
NATO that NATO did not help him, has not helped
in any significant way with this Iran stuff. And I'm
telling you what, Trump's not the type to forgive and
forget with that kind of thing. I'll be interested to
see what happens going forward with these alliances, because Trump
is not going to let it go. We will be
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back tomorrow part three of history. Who knows what else.
That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. On
a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. We're gonna tackle all kinds of stuff.
Why do they say terrible racist things. We'll get to that.
I'm not so sure we should be counting out JB.
(00:31):
Pritzker yet, we'll get to that. Fighting off a crocodile
fight club In school emails, Trump made a comment about
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in the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
Joyanne Reid is useful, very very useful. People like Joyanne Reid.
(00:56):
You probably hate her, but you should understand she has
trams value for us. You see, you want your enemies
to be morons. You don't want your enemies to be smart.
Barack Obama was very damaging for us because Barack Obama
was smart enough to know what to say and what
(01:18):
not to say. Barack Obama was smart enough to never
say the quiet part out loud publicly. You always present
that face like you're the cool, reasonable, moderate God just
won't get along. Why don't we shoot hoops? As soon
as the doors closed? As soon as the cameras are off,
(01:40):
you go back to lighting America on fire. But publicly
you always present that face of you being a moderate.
That's why Barack Obama did so much damage. It wasn't
just his hatred of the country, it was his ability.
People like Joyanne Reed don't have that. She's too stupid.
She doesn't have the IQ for it. So red Will
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repeated these say things that make people recoil in horror.
I can't believe she said that. I can't believe she's wonderful.
Joyanne Reid tells you what they all say behind closed doors.
Now in Florida, they have a big governor's race right now.
I don't have any idea who's going to win the primary.
(02:22):
I haven't paid that much attention to it. Last I
heard Brian Donalds look like he was up comfortably in
the Republican primary. Well, Brian Donalds is black dude, right,
black dude congressman from Florida. Joy Anne Reid's catching all
kinds of heat today for saying this about him.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You could say, Jerry Dimmies is a cop, but he's
a cop who cares about civil rights. The other one
is Byron Donalds, who has decided to make himself a
house pet of the Republican Party. Let white men pat
him on the head. In the United States House Representative.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Byron I think I called him Brian house pet, right,
pret you mean got some racist connotations to it. Now,
let's discuss this. Why do they do this? People on
the right will make this mistake a lot when they
see communists. If the communists run into a black anti communist,
(03:15):
then there are many. In fact, looks like we're picking
up more and more. Here's some good news out there.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
What we're seeing right now in the numbers, as President
Trump and the Republican Party are chipping away at the
long term advantage that Democrats have had with black voters.
With African Americans, you can see it right here. Look
Trump's approval among African Americans at this point in term one,
he was a twelve percent. You know, he's been losing
ground with a lot of he's gaining He's gaining ground
with African Americans. He's up to sixteen percent at this point.
(03:43):
And you say, this isn't that big of a shift,
But I will tell you Republicans absolutely love this shift
that's going on because Democrats have had such a long
term advantage the fact that he's actually gaining ground versus
where he was.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
And Okay, how do you think the communists are going
to resent bond to black men? Certainly younger black men
starting to realize the Democrat Party is evil and hates
them and just wants to fill up their communities with foreigners.
Because that's a big part of this. You realize that
I warned you about this a long time ago, that
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Democrats were going to keep putting foreigners in black communities
and they were going to anger black people, and black
people were going to leave because of it. Remember I've
been toning this for a long time. What's starting to happen.
What's the communist's response going to be? What are they
going to say? What kinds of things are they going
to say to these young black men who are leaving.
You know exactly what they're going to say. It's going
to be the N word. It's going to be the
house N word. It's going to be house pet, it's
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going to be this. And this is where people make
the mistake when they see communists saying that kind of stuff.
You know, you don't use the N word when you
hear it probably grosses you out. When you hear them
say it, you say to yourself, look, they're the real racist.
(04:58):
Look at those guys. They always called us racist, but
they're the real racist. You ever said that, You ever
thought that? You know that's not true, right. The communist
actually doesn't care about skin color at all. It's all
just about the revolution. As soon as you declare yourself
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to be an enemy of the revolution, certainly when you
were formerly a part of the revolution and then you become,
in their minds, a traitor. It's not that they're saying
these things because they're racist. They are saying these things
because they're trying to hurt you. They're searching for ways
to hurt you at all times, no matter who you are.
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If you're a woman, a former Democrat, and you say
I'm coming out as a Republican, they'll say, they'll call
you every name in the book up and down the line.
If you were part of the revolution and now you're
considered an enemy of the revolution, these people find the
most vicious, hurtful things that can possibly fathom, and they'll
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say those things to you just in an effort to
hurt you. Just let it go. It's no big deal.
Let it go. Communists say terrible things to me all
the time. Doesn't bother me at all? What Chris doesn't
bother me? I am a bad person. That's actually very
fair point. I am a bad person, So I do
have to own that. There's a little bit. There's a
little truth to what Jewish producer Christians said. Even though
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it wasn't just wasn't very nice, there's still a little
truth to it. You know what else is true? Chris?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
My plan MA c up plan make affordable California again.
We'll recognize children's who maintain GPA level three point eighty
seven three point ninety three, will support first mine card
upon graduation from high school. We'll credit five hundred five dollars.
Let's support our children. Let's over a schooling system. Thank
(06:55):
you absolutely.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
School director was the ringleader of a child fight club.
Speaking of supporting our children. You know what, Chris, what look?
I think toughness is an important quality in children nowadays.
How many valuable lessons do you learn in school? I
(07:18):
think if we're having a kid square off every now
and then.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
No, okay, you know what, In all seriousness, I'm not
that old. Well, I guess I'm getting up there, but
I'm forty four. When I was a kid, they had
a big smoker in our high school, and I don't
mean someone ripping Marlboro reds. They had a big boxing
tournament in our high school and anybody could sign up,
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and people from schools all surrounding the place signed up,
and it took place in the high school gym, and
they sold tickets to it, and everyone just went yes,
maybe us went out there and everybody threw hands. And
I was thinking about that and why that popped into
my head the other night, and I thought, man, you'd
probably never get away with that. Now. What Chris Chris
(08:04):
said was this officially sanctioned. Dude, I don't even think
there were weight classes. Man, I'm not even kidding. The
people just went out there and strapped on the gloves
and they just started brawling. And I remember I was young.
I think I was in the eighth grade when they
kicked this thing off. I thought it was the greatest
thing I'd ever seen in my life. It's wild the
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things that the way things used to be not even
that long ago. You know, when I was a k
through five that I was back in Ohio. Do you
know the teachers routinely paddled the students, paddled them. I'm
not talking about the nineteen fifties here, I'm forty four
(08:46):
years old. The whole school was terrified of the librarians
because these sadistic monsters in the library. If you were
talking too loud or you did something wrong their paddle
they had holes in them to add for maximum swing.
It had hurt extra bad. They would just drag you
(09:07):
out of class and bend you over a desk right
there in the hole and just start wailing on you.
Why are you pointing at me, Chris? Look, we don't
have to get into my details, all right. I don't
know why you would think I would get paddled for
you know, I might have what, I might have been
a very good kid. Yeah, I might have been. You
don't know that. Trump said this today.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
So today I signed a proclamation recognizing National Youth Sports
and Fitness, and I'll also signed the very first copy
of the new revitalized Presidential Fitness Test award a certificate
in recognition of achievement of the gold standard of physical fitness.
And this is something that Bryce and d Chambeau wanted
(09:48):
to do very badly.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
See Trump's on board with Fight Club. There's nothing, there's
nothing that gets these kids in better shape than fighting,
all right, Nothing gets you and better. No, I'm kidding.
It's a terrible story, all right, Jesse, I really like
the idea of B fifty two's carpet bombing the Persian
Gulf from thirty thousand feet each with eight seven hundred
(10:13):
and fifty eight pounds solid shot cannonballs, no unexploded munitions
to clean up. You guys are sick, all right, Chris?
Do you have any idea of the materials that would
be required to haul that many cannonballs up into a place? Chris,
it would not work. Guys are dumb. All right. We
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gotta talk talk about JB. Pritzker Fat conversation next.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Miss something.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
There's a podcast, get it on.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
Demand wherever podcasts are found, The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Oh fantastic Tuesday. Remember
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Your love, your hate, your death threats. We will, of
course get back to those in just a few We
have to still have to talk about crocodiles and everything else.
But I mentioned this a long time ago. I got
(11:08):
mocked for it, and that mocking may have been fair.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
We're not gonna know for a while, but I am
concerned that JB. Pritzker may make a serious run at
the presidency.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
JB.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Pritzker, I think he is not being taken seriously by
the right, and I think that is a mistake. He
is the governor of Illinois. He is insanely wealthy. I
don't know if you've noticed, but I noticed things just
because Chris and Corey make this soundless for me. Every day. JB.
(11:46):
Pritzker seems to show up a lot. Now, rewind to
a couple of years ago. How often did you ever
hear JB. Pritzker's voice. It might have been only in
the last year you even found out what he sounded like.
Now you know exactly what he sounds like. He's on
there all the time. Huh, Why is he on there
all the time? JB. Pritzker is doing the media rounds,
(12:10):
and he is taking this run at the presidency seriously.
Some guys take the run of the presidency seriously and
some do not. And you can tell who is and
who isn't, like so many other things in life, by
how hard they work all kinds. Everybody wants to run
for president because, as I've explained a hundred times, running
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for president it only helps you, It doesn't hurt you.
Doesn't matter if you get embarrassed and blown out and
you get one percent of the vote, your brand by
the time you're done running for president will be larger
than it was when you started running for president. Therefore,
in the end, if you're a politician, if you're a
public figure, that's a good thing for you. There's no
reason not to run if you don't mind flying across
(12:55):
the country, staying in hotels, eating out a lot. Yeah,
why not lots of them? How they go to the debates,
they'll have a pancake breakfast in Ohio and then a
fundraiser in Napa Valley in California. But other than that,
you don't really ever hear from them because they're not
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really running. They're just kind of there to increase the brand.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Lose.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Maybe you make a hard enough run at it that
after you lose, you'll get a good job in the
next administration. But yeah, that is kind of there to
there now JB. Pritzker, governor of Illinois. He has not
only been going on every single show he possibly can. JB.
Pritzker is starting to throw a lot of money around,
(13:42):
a lot of money around. I am not going to
make some insane prediction here on the show. I'm only
going to say this, do not count out JB. Pritzker
as it comes to somebody who can win the Democrat nomination. JB. Pritzker,
with his money, with his clear dedication to running. JB.
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Pritzker is going to make a hard run at the presidency.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
He is.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Whether he makes it or not, I have no idea.
Pray to God he doesn't. He's a horrible governor, but JB.
Pritzer Pritzker is going to be somebody to take seriously.
There said it, feel better, got that off my chest. Hey, Oracle,
please tell me this tallar Rico that would be James
Tallerrico in Texas. Tell me this Talarico idiot can't win
(14:31):
in Texas. I mean, with all that Texas represents, that
would be devastating and demoralizing. I saw that he is
ahead in the polls, but I find that hard to
believe someone's okay, So.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
All right.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
First, very rarely am I going to come on here
and tell you so and so can't win. I have
done that many times in my life. I've been involved
in politics for twenty years. I've been wrong a lot.
He can't win, he can't lose. Be careful with that.
(15:04):
Politics is a funny business. You never know what's going
to happen out there. I don't think he's going to win.
I don't think there's any chance of that, but there
could be. I don't think he's going to win. I
certainly wouldn't bet on it. But I do want to
touch on something you said there. You said, with all
that Texas represents, that would be devastating and demoralized. Well,
(15:28):
what does Texas represent? I'm talking about what Texas represents now,
not what it represented in nineteen sixty, not what it
represented in nineteen hundred, not even what it represented in
the year two thousand. It's the year twenty twenty six.
(15:50):
With all that Texas represents, what's that? Oh, don't get
me wrong. Thankfully, there are still millions and millions of
red blooded, god fearing Americans who live in this state,
and they make this state wonderful. That's why I chose
to live here. I could live anywhere with this dumb job.
It's just one of these jobs. You can live anywhere,
and I choose to live here in Texas. I love it.
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But states do not magically stay the way they've always been.
If you are importing foreigners from all over the globe. God,
in country Texas, right mega church on every corner, ye know,
right next to a mosque. Now, what city is that
(16:33):
in Texas where they have a What city is it, Chris,
where they have a seventy foot monkey. God, there's a
big old statue. I don't know. It might be Houston,
could be Dallas. My point is that if you don't
mind the imports what your state used to represent, that
doesn't necessarily mean that's where they're going to keep representing
(16:55):
In the future. States change as the people remember that.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
We'll be back feeling a little stocky. Follow and subscribe
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show, and I owe you
a heartfelt apology. Chris just reminded me. I can't believe
I forgot it is a national holiday today. It is
Cinco de Mayo and we have not even paid our
respects yet to the Mexicans. Take it away.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
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Speaker 7 (17:38):
I love them.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
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Speaker 3 (17:52):
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Speaker 7 (17:55):
You must not up.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Munch Munch, a bunch of pritos.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Hotel boss eaten by a crocodile is identified after a
hero cop is lowered into the predator infested river to
grab the killer before the victims remains, and six pairs
of shoes are cut out of his stomach. Now just
(18:20):
stay with me for a moment, because this is just
the ugliest story in the world, and I find it fascinating. Hi,
because I'm a terrible person. So this guy fifty nine
years old, he gets in his truck Ford Ranger apparently,
if you want to call that a truck. He gets
in his truck Ford Ranger. Apparently there's a flood washes
(18:41):
his truck into the river. They think he then got
out of his truck, which you would have to do
because the freaking truck is filling up with water, the
river's flooding. They don't know whether or not he drowned
before the crocodile got him, and I think I think
we should probably root for drowning, right, and probably drowning. Yeah,
(19:04):
I'm with you, Chris. I hope we drowned first. That's
not the thing that I wanted to discuss. I mean,
that is a thing obviously fairly significant. But the other
pairs of shoes, apparently crocodiles they can't digest the plastic
and all these things, flip flops, sandals, Nike trainers in
(19:27):
high heels. Now they're wondering if this croc was just
one of these man eating crocs. Crocodiles get this way.
Happens in Africa all the time, where they just figure
out human beings are pretty easy prey and that's what
they focus on. There's one I don't know if they
ever got him. I don't remember what country this is,
but there's one they think has killed three hundred people. Yeah, Chris,
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you should look it up as fascinating. But this is
the part that got me. It is not known of
Batista drowned beforehand, so on and so forth. They they
apparently have been taking the shoes and the sandals they
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found in his stomach to the local villages to try
to identify if anybody lost a loved one who owned
that pair of shoes. Chris says, it's good, is it?
Chris said, closure? You know, you're probably right, I think,
(20:36):
but I think I think I would rather not know.
I think I would rather not know what Chris? You disagree?
Chris said, the croc just ate the shoes. That doesn't
mean that's how they died. You're right, you're right, But
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do you think that's where your mind would go if
they found out your shoes were found in the crocs stomach.
Do you think you would think? Wow, I hope Aiden,
Jaden and Braiden drowned first. I don't think I would
want to know. And I have no idea why chose
to talk about this. It's a little dark. Let's touch
(21:20):
on this part of it, well, this subject. So Trump
continues to talk about Cuba. Marco Rubio today was talking
about Cuba, Cuba, Cuba, Cuba. The Trump administration is very
clearly they want Cuba. Trump has said a multiple times
it's no mystery Cuba's next, Cuba's next, Cuba's next. This
is combined with this and this story I'm doing here
(21:44):
is more in response to the guy earlier who was
really mad about gas prices, and he was mad at Trump.
Oil tops one hundred and fourteen dollars a barrel as
the Iran truce falters and there are fresh attacks that
rock the strait of hor moves. I don't know how
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long gas prices are going to be high, and I'd
be lying if I told you I did. I don't
know how high they're going to go, mightbe down next week.
I don't know where this is going or when this
is going to end. I can't promise you anything. Obviously,
you are aware that if prices stay high for five months,
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it means probably a rough night, a rough night in November.
That's the way people vote, right or wrong. That's how
people vote. Trump could probably tighten this messaging up a little.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
I also thought oil would go up to two hundred,
two hundred and fifty, maybe three hundred, and I.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Know it would be short term, but I thought it
would go I look today, it's like at one hundred
and two, and that's a very small price to pay
for getting rid of a nuclear weapon from people that
are really mentally deranged.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
All right, So Trump caught a lot of heat for
Trump caught a lot of heat for that today. And
I don't mean to laugh, because I realized that that
might be one of those things that upset you. Gas
prices are super high, and Trump's out there saying, ah,
it could be worse. I thought I'd be higher, all right.
Not everyone's good at everything. I'll explain it this way.
(23:26):
I'm not telling you not to be mad about high
gas prices. You have every right to be mad about
high gas prices, about high prices on everything. You have
every right to be mad about that. And if you
see Trump as being the one responsible for higher prices,
you have every right to be mad. You're You're not
You're not a subject, You're a citizen. I got that.
Donald Trump's messaging style has always been much better on
(23:53):
the campaign trail than it is once he gets into power.
And here's why Trump came up. You know what Trump's
background is. He's a big promoter, fight promoter and all
these things. What do fight promoters and these kinds of people,
what's their style? Like everything has to be over the top.
(24:17):
It has to be because that's just stylistically how they
learn to promote things. So everything is the best ever,
the biggest ever, the most beautiful ever, the greatest ever,
the hottest ever. When you're describing your enemies or your opponents,
he's the worst ever, the dumbest ever, the ugliest ever.
Everything is the best ever, the worst ever, everything is
(24:37):
over the top. Now that has served Trump very very
well during three winning presidential runs, because he gets up
behind the microphone and he says, this guy's the biggest
idiot and the history of mankind. You elect me, and
I'm gonna make this country the best ever, the richest ever.
I'm gonna be the best ever, and we're all gonna
(24:58):
be the best ever. In the grit, it's dever, and
everything's great. It's dever. When you're campaigning. That is a
very very effective style of campaigning once you make it
into office. I understand why I got so many angry
emails about that. I understand how that's something that could
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that could rub you the wrong way when you just
got done paying four fifty eight gallon, when it just
cost eighty nine dollars to fill up your truck and
you're mad about it. You're driving away from the gas
days and stewing, and then you turn on the news
you hear that.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
I also thought oil would go up to two hundred,
two hundred and fifty, maybe three hundred, and I know
it would be short term, but I.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Thought it would go I look today, it's like at
one hundred and two, and that's a very small price
to pay for getting rid of a nuclear weapon from
people that are really mentally deranged.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Trump's selling the Iran war and maybe you agree with
his recing there, that's a small price to pay and
make sure these dirty giotties don't get a nuclear weapon.
If for someone steaming madamout gas prices small price to pays.
Probably not. I wouldn't recommend repeating it. Whatever, Duke a
couple emails we'll check out here, hang.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
On, miss does catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. You can
email us Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Let's get
to some of these emails as we round this out.
In a reminder that tomorrow I'm gonna try to wrap
up the Napoleon Invasion of Russia history. Don't shake your head, Chris,
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like you know. I might. I might wrap it up.
It's not that it's too long. There's the problem is
there's so much to it, and I want to just
encourage you. Again, I've done this before. If the general
subject matter of these kind of history things, if it
fascinates you, I don't even think I would tell you
(27:10):
that I'm hitting the high points. Here's what I mean
by that, I'm hitting what to me are the high points.
But I'm different than you. You have different things that
motivates you or make you happy or make you sad.
You might read the same material on Napoleon's Invasion of
Russia and you might think there are totally different high points.
(27:32):
You might start digging into this and you might be mad, Jesse,
how in the world could you skip whatever it is
that you think I skipped. If it fascinates you, if
the subject fascinates you, dig into it. And this is
a Titanic struggle between two gigantic armies with all kinds
(27:53):
of things to it. There are going to be so
many parts of this that I don't bring up at all,
just trying to get give you a general sense of
the whole thing. All right, Hey Jesse, how come you
don't read your death threats on the air. I read
some of your book, but with my tenth grade education,
it was a tough read. The autobody trade has been
(28:14):
good for me, and I'm now making more money than
I ever had learning a trade painting cars twenty years plus. Hey, Chris,
have you ever painted a car? I think that would
be a cool thing to paint cars. What It takes
a lot of skill. It doesn't look like that in
the movies. They're just kind of what they're just pointing
(28:36):
something at it in spraying. I feel like I could
do that anyway. I'd trust your trade knowledge and respect
your wisdom on the trade business. I see the Boston
Red Sox one and now you and Jewish producer Chris
have to eat crow on gambling with your emotions. And
then he says, go Mariners, Screw the Mariners. Pow, I'm kidding.
I wonder where we play the Mariners next. And by
(28:57):
the way, the Red Sox did not be in that series.
The Astros won the series, and me and Chris were
appropriately obnoxious to Corey as soon as he got back
into the office. As God intended, Dear Jesse, Indy Kelly,
the Phoenix Project. Now, this is a good question. He's
calling me out. I remember you mentioned doing a long
(29:20):
history on Napoleon's retreat from Russia, but also mentioned a
short segment about the Phoenix Project in Vietnam. I haven't
heard you mentioned that one since, and I was curious
if it's still in the works. Where at the topic
is still too hush hush for an internationally famous doctor
of anthropology to discuss, He says, his name is Dean.
(29:46):
I've told you this before about this whole Phoenix Project thing.
I'm glad you want more history, and I'm gonna come
up with what's next. And I told you my intention
was to do a Phoenix Project thing. I have not
set that goal. Side. One thing I find frustrating yet
fascinating about the Phoenix project this was a Vietnam CIA
assassination program. In case you're wondering what it is, It's
(30:10):
very very hard to find materials for obvious reasons, right
with a secret project, a kind of a thing you
don't necessarily want to write a ton of books over.
Maybe there were some aspects of it that maybe we
wish we had that one back, but it's I don't
(30:33):
like to ever sit down and try to give you
some sort of a history story or a history episode
if I don't have what I think is a pretty
firm grasp on it. There's always going to be people
listening who are experts on subjects that I'm just touching on,
who know far far more than I do. But I
at least don't want to be a moron. And as
(30:53):
of right now, I could give you a five minute
view of what the Phoenix Project was. I've listened to
men who were part of the Phoenix Project and described
aspects of it, so I could do Maybe five minutes
is a stretch. Maybe I could do twenty thirty minutes
on it. Could I give you an hour on it?
(31:14):
I don't know. I don't know that I could do that.
I'll put it this way. New Zealand police hunt down
woman over New India quote. Apparently apparently New Zealand has
a bunch of people from India there now, and this
lady was not too pleased about it. Then she dropped
a New India on social media. Lady, all I have
(31:39):
to say.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Is this my plan? My cup lan make affordable California again.
We'll recognize children's who'll maintain GPA level three point eight
seven three point ninety three, will support first mine card
upon graduation from high school. We'll credit five hundred five dollars.
(31:59):
Let's support our children. Left's over schooling system. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I hope that lady listened and listened well. And now
here's a headline.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
But oh, you know, you know the thing headlines We
didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Canada fast tracks permanent residency for thirty three thousand rural workers.
The Canadian people are wonderful people, and watching them have
their country ripped away from them by filthy commie politicians
just drives me absolutely up the wall. It's fun to
make fun of Canada. I've had so many wonderful times
(32:38):
and wonderful experiences with Canadians. It's a shame man. Another
racial gerrymander bites the dust. DeSantis approves new Florida map
ahead of the midterms. Look at that heavy d just
down there, being effective like he's always been. Los Angeles
Democrats seek to open the door to foreigners voting in
(32:58):
city elections. It is isn't it How many Democrats across
the country are always finding ways to bring in more
foreigners and keep more foreigners here and get more foreigners voting.
It's almost as if they know more is better for them.
Trump plans further troop reductions in Europe. Trump is unbelievably well,
(33:22):
it's very believable, but he is very, very salty with
NATO that NATO did not help him, has not helped
in any significant way with this Iran stuff. And I'm
telling you what, Trump's not the type to forgive and
forget with that kind of thing. I'll be interested to
see what happens going forward with these alliances, because Trump
is not going to let it go. We will be
(33:43):
back tomorrow part three of history. Who knows what else.
That's all
Host
Jesse Kelly
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