August 4, 2026 • 36 mins
Projecting your values onto foreign barbarians. Are we going to see a power vacuum when Trump steps down? We need to start feeding zoo animals a live dinner.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Tuesday. So we're gonna talk about these these
invaders shortly here because there's a couple of little things
that are happening right now. We're gonna get to emails,
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communists got caught again and they're trying to fade the heat.
We might even bring up dogs zoos. God only knows
what else is coming on the final hour of the
world famous Jesse Kelly Show. And I really mean that
it is only God because I have no earthly idea
where we're gonna go from here once I get done
with these few things. But I did want to get
to these few things, all right. There's a headline from
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Twitchy right here. Man has no idea what's in the
d SA platform, and he doesn't care. He voted for
Mamdani based on free buses. He wanted free buses. Okay,
So I'm gonna combine that with a bit of a
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different story here, but it's one we've talked about. You know,
I don't know how to say the name Sweta, I
believe is how you say it. But I'm not sure
we brought it up yesterday. You've seen the videos of it.
All these Africans are pouring into this Spanish city, Sweta
from Morocco. Now again, I want to remind you it's
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a Spanish city, but it's on the continent of Africa.
This is not Spain proper yet, but it is. Look,
it's them getting ready to go into Spain proper. But
this is not Spain proper yet. It's a Spanish city
in continental Africa. And the headline is from the New
York Post. Is this African migrants in Sweta complain about treatment.
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There's no food and no blankets, So that doesn't make
any sense. A common thing. I've seen many people say
something along the lines of how ungrateful? Why wouldn't they
be grateful? It doesn't seem like there's any gratitude at all.
So let's talk again. So talk we've had before about
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how other cultures, how they look at leadership, how they
look at politics. I'm gonna say politics, but they probably
wouldn't describe it exactly like that. How do they look
at politics? Well, pause on them, let's talk about you.
How do you look at politics? If I, if I
gave you the power to choose. You can choose your
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two senators from your state. You can choose the governor
of your state, you can choose every member of the
House of Representatives from your state. And you can choose
the President and vice president of the United States of America. Now,
let me ask you, genuinely, what criteria would you use?
And everyone's ad be different, by the way, yours wouldn't
align perfectly with mine. But I bet you I know
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this as you're going through it in your head. Hey,
I would want this, I would want that, I would
want this, I would want that. Let me ask you
any of those things you just came up with that
quick little bullet point in your head. Are any of
them about you? Your bank account, kind of car you drive,
close on your back, free, stereo free. None of the
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criteria you just used were about you. Really, do you
know why? Let me explain, we live in Western civilization.
What does that mean Western civilization? When Christianity broke out
across the globe? It broke out. You know this is
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post Apostle Paul and all that other stuff. But really,
Rome when they went Christian had a lot to do
with this. But when Christianity broke out across the globe
that eventually that eventually resulted in the formation of nations
that were I'm not saying wonderful and perfect, Okay, no
nation is that way, but nations that were in large
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part Christian based, a church going population. The laws generally
are they come from the Ten Commandments and things like that.
You want to stand what I mean? That has created
wonderful living conditions for people, and it is also created
no matter what your beliefs are. By the way, you'd
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be an atheist, a pagan, it's not my business. But
no matter what you believe, if you were raised here,
you have certain things that are ingrained in you that
come from that, that come from being raised in Christian
based Western civilization. I would bet you money that if
we were walking together or you know what, I ran
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you in the ma all we were just talking about
them all and I had an unopened bottle of water
in my hand, and you said, oh my gosh, so dehydrated.
I'm thirsty, And I handed you that bottle of water.
What would you say, Well, thank you. To see the
look on Chris's face was obvious. Thank you. That's my point.
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Thank you for that. Chris didn't even do that on purpose.
It's obvious to you, it's obvious to me for people
who were not raised in Christian based Western civilization. Gratitude
that's not a thing. That's not a thing. Now I
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realized there are some cultures where it is, but there
are all kinds of cultures where that's not a thing.
Gratitude that's not a thing. Picking political leaders I mentioned
that part of it picking political leaders you when I
gave you the power to pick them all, if you
did the best you could, even if you don't come
up with a name to pick somebody, pick people who
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would be good for what for the country, for everyone.
I want the best for my state. I want the
best for my country. So that's why I want this, this,
and this to ensure that's the best thing for my
country for everyone. That is an extremely Christian based Western
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civilizational way to look at choosing political leadership. This guy
in New York City who didn't know anything about Mandnni's policies, taxes, whatever,
he's just transactional. It's a simple transaction for him. That's
how foreigners in so many garbage cultures across the globe.
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That's how and why they choose their political leaders. What
can you do for me? What will you give me?
I will help you get power. What will you now
do for me? Basic transactional certainly, not anything concerned with
anyone else. If I gave one of these dirty communists,
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in fact, let me go grab any one of these
what do they call them, African migrants, any one of
these invaders in that Spanish city in Africa, and let's
assume we had a translator and I stood in front
of them, my said, no, I'm quitting. I'm not doing
that right now. But if I stood in front of
them and I gave them the same options I just
gave you. Hey, you can choose all your political leaders.
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You have the choice. How do you think they would choose.
What do you think their criteria is? Well, I just
want what's best for everyone. Well, I mean, hey, my country,
we have wonderful people there, and I have such a
heart for the children of this country that I just
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I want the man who will lead us and lead us.
Well do you think that's I think that's how they think.
It's not how they think at all. They think like
barbarian tribes and barbarian cultures many of them, probably most
of them. They think like they think everything is quite simple.
It's quite transactional. If you want to be the chief
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in this little tribe, great, you have a bunch of cattle.
I need five of them. Give me five of them.
I got I want extra milk. I want to be
able to slaughter a cow this year, so we have
beef to eat. If it's very very simple, I don't
care the best for the tribe, then no, no, no, no, no,
can I have five cattle? I can? Good? You got it?
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Period and a story. It's extremely transactional. So we are
constantly projecting our values onto foreign barbarians, onto other cultures
who don't share those values at all. They're just here
to pill and destroy. Speaking of which, here's Abdul l said,
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maybe the next senator from Michigan.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And on the removal of the whole people founded on
the idea that we could pop rise on whether or
not people, as a function of the color of their
skin could be enslaved to bother people, hounded under the
idea that all people are created equal, all men, but
that only meant certain men.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Phenomenon America was founded on racism. These people like Abdul
l said, they are here to pillage, they are here
to loot. And even if he is handed a seat
in the most exclusive club in the world, the United
States Senate, not for a single second will gratitude ever
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cross his mind, because that's not how it works. That's
not how he works, that's not his culture. All it's yours,
it's not his. Keep that in mind. All right, we're
gonna do well. Someone wants to talk a little bit
about President Trump. We're gonna someone wants to talk about
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something I said on or on Friday. I said a
lot of things on Sunday. I also need to talk
to you about the zoo in America and why we
make mistakes. Hang on, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
You're welcome. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
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Fantastic Tuesday. You can email us your love, your heye,
your death threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey, Jesse,
I know you don't wave pom poms, but will we
ever see a leader like President Trump again? He's not
just a regular politician. He gave it all up for
this country, but deep inside he knew he would come
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out on top, says, I can say his name is
his name, Peter. Will we ever see one again? Of course,
that's not to say that Donald Trump isn't unique. He's
extremely unique, and he deserves a large amount of credit
for leading the America First Movement in its infancy. This
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is the hardest time. Do you know what we are,
this America First anti communist movement that the right is becoming?
You know what we are. We're a startup business. We
just got going. We want to be Fortune five hundred
one day. We want to be worth twenty billion dollars
one day. Right now, we have nothing but debt. Right now,
we got a building, we got a few good employees,
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we got great ideas. We're getting things rolling. The sales
are just starting to come in. But right now it's ugly.
That's what the America First Movement is. And guess what
Donald Trump's name is on the founding documents of that.
And I know that there's a lot of frustration with
things that you disagree on or unhappy with, and I've
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expressed mine. Whenever those things come up, do keep this
in mind. Donald Trump did not walk in and take
over a Fortune five hundred movement. Donald Trump walked in
to a movement that didn't even have a crappy office
rental building yet where somebody flushed a hairbrush down the toilet.
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He walked into that. And look, he didn't do it alone, right,
all of us have gone along its supported it and
everything else. But he has led that movement from its infancy,
from its earliest stages. And when he walks out of it,
it's not going to be an adult. It's not even
going to be a teen. It's still going to be
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a child. We have years in years, in years to go.
There will be other leaders. And if you're wondering why
I wanted to have this talk with you right now,
I am worried about the vacuum when Donald Trump leaves.
It's an inevitable vacuum that we won't be able to
fully fight against. But it is something we better be
aware of and we better prime ourselves for. For a
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lot of people, and maybe this is you, Donald Trump
is he's such a big figure, the central figure on
the planet for the last ten years, a lot of
a lot of our political thought. I don't mean this
to be insulting this time, although I've said this insultingly before.
We outsource it to him. Well, what does Trump want? Well,
what's Trump saying? But what's Trump want? Trump said this?
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Trump said that, Trump did this? Trump Trump? Trump, Trump's this? Okay, fine,
what happens when he's gone? You ever been part of
or or at least heard about, maybe seen, maybe a
friend went through it. A big church in your area,
big megachurch, big megachurch that had a pastor that was
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just one of those one one of those guys people
love to listen to. Had to have five services on Sunday,
everyone passed, thousands of people. He's there for twenty years,
spreading the word, you know, whatever the case may be,
and then one day retires dies scandal. Who knows he leaves?
What happens to the church if it's built around one man,
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a man gone disappears. Political movements operate the same way.
Democrats have struggled since Barack Obama left to try to
refined somebody like that. They've been searching for someone like that,
Hey who hates America but can still message to Middle America.
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And so what are they doing. They've got James Talerico
out there, you know, with a corn cob in each hand,
trying to pretend like he's what Chris trying to pretend
like he's an authentic textan that they've got Tim Walls
out there trying and failing to properly load a shotgun
when he's out feznant hunting. That's all these hand fisted
ways they're trying to create another coalition. And that's because
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they had a guy for eight years who could do it.
He was good at it. Can't stand him. He was
good at it. Donald Trump. Donald Trump created a large coalition.
He did with help, of course, but created a large coalition.
And there are a lot of people who look to
him now for guidance in most or all things politically.
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When he's gone, what is going to happen. I don't
know what it's like in your area, but I know
that there are two red areas that I've been to
quite a bit over the past few years. One of them,
of course, is where I live in Texas. But the
other one, it's not just Texas. The other one has
been Montana. When you are in the countryside in Texas,
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in Montana, you will be on a road, some two
lane road, not some major highway, no one else around,
and you will be driving by a gigantic ranch or
something like that, and the rancher put up a huge
billboard that says something along the lines of and Trump
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we trust, something like that. If did you drive through Texas,
you'll see fences along the roads, cattle inside everything else.
Trump twenty twenty eight spray painted on them. Now, it's
not that in and of itself is not a bad thing.
It can be a bad thing when Trump goes away.
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He's not gone away yet. If you're a Trump super fan,
he's still got him for two and a half years.
But in two and a half years it's over. The
Trump thing is over, and the America First Movement cannot
die when he walks out of the White House. We
can't shut down the church just because the pastor who's
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led it forever walks away. The mission must go on.
The mission must continue. It has to go on for
years after Trump. And I believe the answer your email
that we will one day we will have another leader rise.
And who knows when that day is. Nobody knows, because
you can't just pick these guys off the shelf, and
maybe the next guy we may not see another one
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for ten years. We'll get another one eventually takes time.
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not going to do it to you again. I'll be
honest with you. This one's so painful that I don't
know if I can do it to myself again. I
don't know. I don't know if I can do this.
A couple of good things. The best thing that Trump
administration has done, well, they've done a few really really
good things. Closing the border. That's you have to have that.
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Deportations can always argue we need more. We certainly do.
We're getting some. Okay, a massive reduction in the federal workforce,
a very very good thing and underrated thing that nobody
talks about very good thing. Okay, so we have all
that fraud. It's not small. And sometimes when you hear
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these stories, like, for instance, this first one, he's going
to talk about fifty thousand dollars payments, and you you're
thinking about the billions and billions and trillions of dollars
that have been stolen and things like that, and maybe
you're saying to yourself, wealth, Okay, fine, I'm happy about it,
But what does that mean. It's drops in a bucket. No,
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to have a corrupt country where corruption is just built
into the system is to guarantee ruin for a nation.
It guarantees it enough people will steal for enough time
that your nation will collapse. If you want to avoid
that fate, then the government itself, the institutions themselves, they
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must dig in and start exposing and prosecuting the people
who've committed these crimes. And by the way, you can
see wonderful examples of this all over history. You can
see it all throughout Latin America. By the way, you'll
get some guy like Bouquetley and Salvadore is one of
the best examples out there. They were run by communists
forever communist government, communist judges. Of course they let all
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the rapists and murderers out. And why were they doing
all that, Well, it wasn't just because they were communists.
They were on the take. They were getting a bunch
of money. Guys were getting money. Everything was corrupt. Bokayley
comes in and arrests everybody and peaches the judges, throws
everyone in a cage, and after he does that, he
brings in a group and says, audit everyone, including me.
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I want a full investigation of everybody. If you've done wrong,
you're going down pow. That's how you save a nation
that's rotting. And he's turned the nation around. It can happen.
You can happen here. Please don't be dismissive of this stuff.
This stuff is awesome.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Pennsylvania ranks fifth nationally in average monthly payments both per
beneficiary and per provider. That is way out there be
number five in both those categories.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
More expensive, that is in forty five states.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Over nice six percent of personal care claims here our
illness unspecified. That's how they're titled, so we can't track them.
It doesn't help if the US attorney or the attorney
General can't possibly find the fraud because people aren't actually
telling us what they're really doing. We have to change
that history that's evolved here into the norm. And finally,
average payments beneficiary more than fifty thousand dollars. Think about that,
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fifty thousand per person getting home care in the state
on average, far above what you'd ever expect.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
All this points to fraud. They're fighting fraud on the
Trump administration. That was doctor Oz. This is the DOJ
Fraud Task Force. Remember it didn't exist under Joe Biden.
They were doing the fraud. Now this is what we're
doing to revisit the electoral college. That's the wrong button man,
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that was Dome that you know, speaking of frauds, that's
a dad joke for you.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
You're announcing criminal charges is against nineteen defendants for fraudulent
home healthcare schemes that targeted Pennsylvania's Medicaid fraud program and
resulted in over four million dollars of fraud. Eighteen of
these defendants were charged in the last twelve days.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Ali, poor Zoo. This is India, so take that with
a grain of salt. Switches to goat meet for tigers
and lions after Buffalo's slaughter has been suspended. Do you
ever see that movie Jurassic Park, the original Jurassic Park? Chris,
you never saw Jurassic Park? What is wrong with you? Anyway?
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Jurassic Park is a movie that everybody except for Jewish
producer Chris has seen. And there's a scene in that
movie where they're trying to feed the t Rex and
there's this little teenage girl who's really annoying. She was
watching and they brought up a live goat to feed
the t rex and eventually, spoiler alert, does eat the goat,
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and it's always sold as this traumatic event for the kid.
Don't you think that made her a better person in
the end? You know why? It doesn't do you any
good past a certain age to live a life of illusion.
To use a Joe Walsh line, it doesn't do you
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any good to live a life of illusion. Americans, we
know we're too soft as a society. Maybe not you personally,
but we know we are. Part of the reason Americans
are soft is we don't feed live animals to predators
in the zoo. That's why Aiden, Jaden and Braden, they
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are raised by Brittany to believe that the animals sing
and dance whenever the lights get turned off. That they
all kind of get along, they hang out together. Oh
my gosh, look at the lion. Look how cunney is say,
looks I bet, I bet he gets along with the antelope. Nope.
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In the wild, that male lion he has to fight
to the death pretty much every year. That's not always
to the death, but he has to have a vicious
fight that oftentimes is to the death with another male lion.
If the other male lion is successful and defeats him,
he will have to retreat and live the rest of
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his life alone hunting by himself, will probably starve to death.
The male who succeeded in defeating that male he will
not only begin to mate with all the females in
the pride because they all belong to him. If any
of those females have cubs, have babies that don't belong
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to him, that aren't his, he will go around in
front of the mother and butcher all of the children.
That's the soft, cuddly lion you saw in Lion King.
That's reality. That's how it works. That's how animals operate.
Even I swear to you, even that cute seal. Look
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at his big puppy dog. Guys, Oh my gosh, he
looks like he wants to nuzzle and snuggle with me.
He wants to find a penguin and rip its guts out.
That's what he wants to do. And in fact, he
lives every moment of his life trying to find either
a mate to mate with or a penguin to rip
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to shreds. That's what he believes. I think if we
institute some certain look, we can do it in an
organized fashion. It doesn't have to be every minute of
every day. But you know how local schools they'll take
a trip to the zoo. You take those second graders
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and you bring him down to the zoo and say, hey, kids,
see the lions. Yeah, beautiful creatures. Right, hey, here's a deer.
We're going to release it in the lion enclosure. Now, kids,
buckle up. This is going to be the important part.
Pay attention to what happens next. And you know what
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you can say, Oh, second grade, Chris is whining already.
Second grade's too young. Blah, you gotta grow up sometime. Powe,
all right, you got to grow up sometime. It's time
to wake up and realize how the world works. I'm
just throwing it out there to everybody. But do a
couple more quick things, including a great email next the
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Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a spectacular Tuesday. Do not forget. You can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You should also
know that during the break we started kicking around some
other options for the zoo thing. I brought up school
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field trips, so you know, little Billy, little Susie can
learn how nature actually works. We can take this further,
There's no question about it. Now, listen, listen. We can
take this way further. We can bring in some sharks. Listen, Chris.
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Every now and then in the sea, in the seal enclosure,
every now and then you take a little bull shark,
doesn't have to be a great white or something like that,
and you just kind of zip him in there. No, Chris,
you have to make sure the water is really clear
so they can see. Now, eventually that water is going
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to get a little red and cloudy. But you know what,
the kids will learn, and you can do it in
stages if you're smart about this, trying to help people
grow up. You go to the penguin enclosure. First, you
go to the penguin and closes, and you take a
bunch of fish and you drop it in the penguin enclosure.
Live fish. Watch the penguins go eat it great. Sounds good.
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Then you bring in about a dozen seals. You drop
them into the penguin enclosure. Beep beep beep. You know, well,
sea lions or something like that. Sounds good. Then, look,
you can do all this. We're talking about efficiency here.
Then a couple of bull sharks, and you see how
this can go. It can be an all day affair,
so the kids get educated. Hey, Jesse, I haven't been
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feeling really well lately. So I got up this morning,
ate a healthy breakfast, read my Bible, put on your
Friday Show podcast, went for a walk, and proceeded to
listen to one of your most encouraging metaphors about COVID
and making good daily choices to take better care of
our bodies. Not only did it encourage me about our
country's future, it was a good confirmation about what I
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need to do to feel better again. Thanks doctor Jesse.
I only tell you these things because I make so
many stupid choices, and I go through these weird, weird
things that I think other people don't go through, these
weird phases in my life where it's kind of all
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in or all out. At least I've done that for
forty five years. I'm hoping to not go back and
do that anymore. And when I say all in or
all that, it's generally this like back when I was
drinking a lot, drinking every night, drinking way too much,
just a drunk loser. And then you wake up and
you don't work out, should feel like crap, and then
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it's jack in the box for breakfast and a pizza
for lunch. And then that night you're feeling all fat
and whatever, and you're still feeling a little hungover, so
you better go grab another twelve pack. And so you're
just all in in this downward spiral. And then when
you're done with all that, maybe some ice cream, and
so you're just getting fatter and grosser and fatter and grosser.
But if you stop it, and one day, at least
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for me, I stop it one day. One day, let's
say that, Hey, nothing to drink, get to bed at
a decent hour, wake up in the morning, go for
a walk. Let's go for a walk, maybe lift some
weight something like that. Then I come back. No, I'm
only gonna have protein powder and eggs for breakfast and
then so it's a complete all in or all out thing.
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I don't think that's healthy. In fact, I know it's
very unhealthy. And like I said, I'm gonna try not
to go back. But that's how it is, Jesse. Dogs
have a sixth sense about water. It's smell, the taste,
of impurities, so on and so forth. This is about
Fred not remembering to drink water after he gets back
from a walk. It's very common for dogs not to
drink water that has a high level of impurities. Fred
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may drink when you tell him to because he's obedient.
I encourage you to research stainless steel water fountain bowl.
There are several very good ones. Okay, look, I appreciate
your suggestion. In fact, I really genuinely do appreciate every
every time I come on this show and I complain
about something, my generator, my back. It doesn't matter what
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it is. You are so wonderful to me, and I
really do. It means a lot. I read them all.
By the way, Hey, Jesse, do this, Jesse, try this.
I read them all. I don't read them all on
the air, but I read them all and I love
that and I love this one too. But let me
explain why it doesn't apply. Did you know we have
a special water bowl already in the house I grew up,
and the dog he drank water out of whatever you know,
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steel looking water bowl you threw on the ground and
you filled it up with the garden hose outside. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
you see now, we have a special water bowl. This
is a water bowl designed so Fred's face doesn't get
too wet when he drinks water. Oh, Chris, it's this
weird thing where there's this little hole in the middle
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of it and he can kind of only stick his
snout down into it. But wait, there's more. Ob has
the boy clean that thing out with soap every single day,
And oh, I know, because I've never seen anything like
it in my life. And then she puts filtered water
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in it, run through a reverse osmosis system. You just
fill it up at the garden hose. It's a dog,
he'll he'll be just fine. The other day we were
out back messing around as a family and there's a
little bowl out back there, and it had been sitting
out back for a while, so it was empty, right,
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it was dry, and she's all, hey, Fred's thirsty. I said, oh,
no big deal, and so I go grab the bull
and I take it over the garden and she says,
what are you doing? That hasn't been cleaned in forever?
And I'm looking and he licks his penis what do
you mean it hasn't been cleaned? What are you talking about?
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But that's look, that's how it is. Whatever. You know,
what I was wearing out back there, my zero foxtrot hat.
Do you have any zero foxtrot gear? By the way,
I also had on my zero foxtrot Jim Schortz because
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percent off. All right, go now, Oh I'm kidding. That
was a joke. And now he's a headline. You know
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the thing headlines we didn't get to. Politico said non
citizen voting was overblown, and now it admits the entire
system runs on honor. Obviously, communists are going to lie
and cheat every single chance they get. When they get caught,
they always do the same thing. They act like you're
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the one attacking them, and they act like it was unintentional. Oh, whoopsie,
Oh it was an accident. Oh, we had no idea.
They always have an idea. Border patrol dog living the
dream after discovering a massive haul of prohibited meat. Look,
it doesn't matter how well trained dogs are. You just
can't you can't train that out of them. Americans are
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down on the economy and concerned about the costs. Well,
that won't be a big deal with the midterms. Justice
Department tout's largest denaturalization ever or effort ever, with twenty
five cases filled in two weeks. I would like to
keep that going. I would like to see it ramped up.
And that's why I want us to win the midterms.
All right, we'll do it again tomorrow. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Tuesday. So we're gonna talk about these these
invaders shortly here because there's a couple of little things
that are happening right now. We're gonna get to emails,
(00:32):
communists got caught again and they're trying to fade the heat.
We might even bring up dogs zoos. God only knows
what else is coming on the final hour of the
world famous Jesse Kelly Show. And I really mean that
it is only God because I have no earthly idea
where we're gonna go from here once I get done
with these few things. But I did want to get
to these few things, all right. There's a headline from
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Twitchy right here. Man has no idea what's in the
d SA platform, and he doesn't care. He voted for
Mamdani based on free buses. He wanted free buses. Okay,
So I'm gonna combine that with a bit of a
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different story here, but it's one we've talked about. You know,
I don't know how to say the name Sweta, I
believe is how you say it. But I'm not sure
we brought it up yesterday. You've seen the videos of it.
All these Africans are pouring into this Spanish city, Sweta
from Morocco. Now again, I want to remind you it's
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a Spanish city, but it's on the continent of Africa.
This is not Spain proper yet, but it is. Look,
it's them getting ready to go into Spain proper. But
this is not Spain proper yet. It's a Spanish city
in continental Africa. And the headline is from the New
York Post. Is this African migrants in Sweta complain about treatment.
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There's no food and no blankets, So that doesn't make
any sense. A common thing. I've seen many people say
something along the lines of how ungrateful? Why wouldn't they
be grateful? It doesn't seem like there's any gratitude at all.
So let's talk again. So talk we've had before about
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how other cultures, how they look at leadership, how they
look at politics. I'm gonna say politics, but they probably
wouldn't describe it exactly like that. How do they look
at politics? Well, pause on them, let's talk about you.
How do you look at politics? If I, if I
gave you the power to choose. You can choose your
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two senators from your state. You can choose the governor
of your state, you can choose every member of the
House of Representatives from your state. And you can choose
the President and vice president of the United States of America. Now,
let me ask you, genuinely, what criteria would you use?
And everyone's ad be different, by the way, yours wouldn't
align perfectly with mine. But I bet you I know
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this as you're going through it in your head. Hey,
I would want this, I would want that, I would
want this, I would want that. Let me ask you
any of those things you just came up with that
quick little bullet point in your head. Are any of
them about you? Your bank account, kind of car you drive,
close on your back, free, stereo free. None of the
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criteria you just used were about you. Really, do you
know why? Let me explain, we live in Western civilization.
What does that mean Western civilization? When Christianity broke out
across the globe? It broke out. You know this is
(03:57):
post Apostle Paul and all that other stuff. But really,
Rome when they went Christian had a lot to do
with this. But when Christianity broke out across the globe
that eventually that eventually resulted in the formation of nations
that were I'm not saying wonderful and perfect, Okay, no
nation is that way, but nations that were in large
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part Christian based, a church going population. The laws generally
are they come from the Ten Commandments and things like that.
You want to stand what I mean? That has created
wonderful living conditions for people, and it is also created
no matter what your beliefs are. By the way, you'd
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be an atheist, a pagan, it's not my business. But
no matter what you believe, if you were raised here,
you have certain things that are ingrained in you that
come from that, that come from being raised in Christian
based Western civilization. I would bet you money that if
we were walking together or you know what, I ran
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you in the ma all we were just talking about
them all and I had an unopened bottle of water
in my hand, and you said, oh my gosh, so dehydrated.
I'm thirsty, And I handed you that bottle of water.
What would you say, Well, thank you. To see the
look on Chris's face was obvious. Thank you. That's my point.
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Thank you for that. Chris didn't even do that on purpose.
It's obvious to you, it's obvious to me for people
who were not raised in Christian based Western civilization. Gratitude
that's not a thing. That's not a thing. Now I
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realized there are some cultures where it is, but there
are all kinds of cultures where that's not a thing.
Gratitude that's not a thing. Picking political leaders I mentioned
that part of it picking political leaders you when I
gave you the power to pick them all, if you
did the best you could, even if you don't come
up with a name to pick somebody, pick people who
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would be good for what for the country, for everyone.
I want the best for my state. I want the
best for my country. So that's why I want this, this,
and this to ensure that's the best thing for my
country for everyone. That is an extremely Christian based Western
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civilizational way to look at choosing political leadership. This guy
in New York City who didn't know anything about Mandnni's policies, taxes, whatever,
he's just transactional. It's a simple transaction for him. That's
how foreigners in so many garbage cultures across the globe.
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That's how and why they choose their political leaders. What
can you do for me? What will you give me?
I will help you get power. What will you now
do for me? Basic transactional certainly, not anything concerned with
anyone else. If I gave one of these dirty communists,
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in fact, let me go grab any one of these
what do they call them, African migrants, any one of
these invaders in that Spanish city in Africa, and let's
assume we had a translator and I stood in front
of them, my said, no, I'm quitting. I'm not doing
that right now. But if I stood in front of
them and I gave them the same options I just
gave you. Hey, you can choose all your political leaders.
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You have the choice. How do you think they would choose.
What do you think their criteria is? Well, I just
want what's best for everyone. Well, I mean, hey, my country,
we have wonderful people there, and I have such a
heart for the children of this country that I just
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I want the man who will lead us and lead us.
Well do you think that's I think that's how they think.
It's not how they think at all. They think like
barbarian tribes and barbarian cultures many of them, probably most
of them. They think like they think everything is quite simple.
It's quite transactional. If you want to be the chief
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in this little tribe, great, you have a bunch of cattle.
I need five of them. Give me five of them.
I got I want extra milk. I want to be
able to slaughter a cow this year, so we have
beef to eat. If it's very very simple, I don't
care the best for the tribe, then no, no, no, no, no,
can I have five cattle? I can? Good? You got it?
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Period and a story. It's extremely transactional. So we are
constantly projecting our values onto foreign barbarians, onto other cultures
who don't share those values at all. They're just here
to pill and destroy. Speaking of which, here's Abdul l said,
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maybe the next senator from Michigan.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And on the removal of the whole people founded on
the idea that we could pop rise on whether or
not people, as a function of the color of their
skin could be enslaved to bother people, hounded under the
idea that all people are created equal, all men, but
that only meant certain men.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Phenomenon America was founded on racism. These people like Abdul
l said, they are here to pillage, they are here
to loot. And even if he is handed a seat
in the most exclusive club in the world, the United
States Senate, not for a single second will gratitude ever
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cross his mind, because that's not how it works. That's
not how he works, that's not his culture. All it's yours,
it's not his. Keep that in mind. All right, we're
gonna do well. Someone wants to talk a little bit
about President Trump. We're gonna someone wants to talk about
(10:13):
something I said on or on Friday. I said a
lot of things on Sunday. I also need to talk
to you about the zoo in America and why we
make mistakes. Hang on, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
You're welcome. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
(10:36):
Fantastic Tuesday. You can email us your love, your heye,
your death threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey, Jesse,
I know you don't wave pom poms, but will we
ever see a leader like President Trump again? He's not
just a regular politician. He gave it all up for
this country, but deep inside he knew he would come
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out on top, says, I can say his name is
his name, Peter. Will we ever see one again? Of course,
that's not to say that Donald Trump isn't unique. He's
extremely unique, and he deserves a large amount of credit
for leading the America First Movement in its infancy. This
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is the hardest time. Do you know what we are,
this America First anti communist movement that the right is becoming?
You know what we are. We're a startup business. We
just got going. We want to be Fortune five hundred
one day. We want to be worth twenty billion dollars
one day. Right now, we have nothing but debt. Right now,
we got a building, we got a few good employees,
(11:40):
we got great ideas. We're getting things rolling. The sales
are just starting to come in. But right now it's ugly.
That's what the America First Movement is. And guess what
Donald Trump's name is on the founding documents of that.
And I know that there's a lot of frustration with
things that you disagree on or unhappy with, and I've
(12:01):
expressed mine. Whenever those things come up, do keep this
in mind. Donald Trump did not walk in and take
over a Fortune five hundred movement. Donald Trump walked in
to a movement that didn't even have a crappy office
rental building yet where somebody flushed a hairbrush down the toilet.
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He walked into that. And look, he didn't do it alone, right,
all of us have gone along its supported it and
everything else. But he has led that movement from its infancy,
from its earliest stages. And when he walks out of it,
it's not going to be an adult. It's not even
going to be a teen. It's still going to be
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a child. We have years in years, in years to go.
There will be other leaders. And if you're wondering why
I wanted to have this talk with you right now,
I am worried about the vacuum when Donald Trump leaves.
It's an inevitable vacuum that we won't be able to
fully fight against. But it is something we better be
aware of and we better prime ourselves for. For a
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lot of people, and maybe this is you, Donald Trump
is he's such a big figure, the central figure on
the planet for the last ten years, a lot of
a lot of our political thought. I don't mean this
to be insulting this time, although I've said this insultingly before.
We outsource it to him. Well, what does Trump want? Well,
what's Trump saying? But what's Trump want? Trump said this?
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Trump said that, Trump did this? Trump Trump? Trump, Trump's this? Okay, fine,
what happens when he's gone? You ever been part of
or or at least heard about, maybe seen, maybe a
friend went through it. A big church in your area,
big megachurch, big megachurch that had a pastor that was
(13:54):
just one of those one one of those guys people
love to listen to. Had to have five services on Sunday,
everyone passed, thousands of people. He's there for twenty years,
spreading the word, you know, whatever the case may be,
and then one day retires dies scandal. Who knows he leaves?
What happens to the church if it's built around one man,
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a man gone disappears. Political movements operate the same way.
Democrats have struggled since Barack Obama left to try to
refined somebody like that. They've been searching for someone like that,
Hey who hates America but can still message to Middle America.
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And so what are they doing. They've got James Talerico
out there, you know, with a corn cob in each hand,
trying to pretend like he's what Chris trying to pretend
like he's an authentic textan that they've got Tim Walls
out there trying and failing to properly load a shotgun
when he's out feznant hunting. That's all these hand fisted
ways they're trying to create another coalition. And that's because
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they had a guy for eight years who could do it.
He was good at it. Can't stand him. He was
good at it. Donald Trump. Donald Trump created a large coalition.
He did with help, of course, but created a large coalition.
And there are a lot of people who look to
him now for guidance in most or all things politically.
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When he's gone, what is going to happen. I don't
know what it's like in your area, but I know
that there are two red areas that I've been to
quite a bit over the past few years. One of them,
of course, is where I live in Texas. But the
other one, it's not just Texas. The other one has
been Montana. When you are in the countryside in Texas,
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in Montana, you will be on a road, some two
lane road, not some major highway, no one else around,
and you will be driving by a gigantic ranch or
something like that, and the rancher put up a huge
billboard that says something along the lines of and Trump
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we trust, something like that. If did you drive through Texas,
you'll see fences along the roads, cattle inside everything else.
Trump twenty twenty eight spray painted on them. Now, it's
not that in and of itself is not a bad thing.
It can be a bad thing when Trump goes away.
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He's not gone away yet. If you're a Trump super fan,
he's still got him for two and a half years.
But in two and a half years it's over. The
Trump thing is over, and the America First Movement cannot
die when he walks out of the White House. We
can't shut down the church just because the pastor who's
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led it forever walks away. The mission must go on.
The mission must continue. It has to go on for
years after Trump. And I believe the answer your email
that we will one day we will have another leader rise.
And who knows when that day is. Nobody knows, because
you can't just pick these guys off the shelf, and
maybe the next guy we may not see another one
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for ten years. We'll get another one eventually takes time.
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(18:50):
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It's free. Oh cool, Well there you go. I know.
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(19:17):
not going to do it to you again. I'll be
honest with you. This one's so painful that I don't
know if I can do it to myself again. I
don't know. I don't know if I can do this.
A couple of good things. The best thing that Trump
administration has done, well, they've done a few really really
good things. Closing the border. That's you have to have that.
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Deportations can always argue we need more. We certainly do.
We're getting some. Okay, a massive reduction in the federal workforce,
a very very good thing and underrated thing that nobody
talks about very good thing. Okay, so we have all
that fraud. It's not small. And sometimes when you hear
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these stories, like, for instance, this first one, he's going
to talk about fifty thousand dollars payments, and you you're
thinking about the billions and billions and trillions of dollars
that have been stolen and things like that, and maybe
you're saying to yourself, wealth, Okay, fine, I'm happy about it,
But what does that mean. It's drops in a bucket. No,
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to have a corrupt country where corruption is just built
into the system is to guarantee ruin for a nation.
It guarantees it enough people will steal for enough time
that your nation will collapse. If you want to avoid
that fate, then the government itself, the institutions themselves, they
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must dig in and start exposing and prosecuting the people
who've committed these crimes. And by the way, you can
see wonderful examples of this all over history. You can
see it all throughout Latin America. By the way, you'll
get some guy like Bouquetley and Salvadore is one of
the best examples out there. They were run by communists
forever communist government, communist judges. Of course they let all
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the rapists and murderers out. And why were they doing
all that, Well, it wasn't just because they were communists.
They were on the take. They were getting a bunch
of money. Guys were getting money. Everything was corrupt. Bokayley
comes in and arrests everybody and peaches the judges, throws
everyone in a cage, and after he does that, he
brings in a group and says, audit everyone, including me.
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I want a full investigation of everybody. If you've done wrong,
you're going down pow. That's how you save a nation
that's rotting. And he's turned the nation around. It can happen.
You can happen here. Please don't be dismissive of this stuff.
This stuff is awesome.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Pennsylvania ranks fifth nationally in average monthly payments both per
beneficiary and per provider. That is way out there be
number five in both those categories.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
More expensive, that is in forty five states.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Over nice six percent of personal care claims here our
illness unspecified. That's how they're titled, so we can't track them.
It doesn't help if the US attorney or the attorney
General can't possibly find the fraud because people aren't actually
telling us what they're really doing. We have to change
that history that's evolved here into the norm. And finally,
average payments beneficiary more than fifty thousand dollars. Think about that,
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fifty thousand per person getting home care in the state
on average, far above what you'd ever expect.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
All this points to fraud. They're fighting fraud on the
Trump administration. That was doctor Oz. This is the DOJ
Fraud Task Force. Remember it didn't exist under Joe Biden.
They were doing the fraud. Now this is what we're
doing to revisit the electoral college. That's the wrong button man,
(22:51):
that was Dome that you know, speaking of frauds, that's
a dad joke for you.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
You're announcing criminal charges is against nineteen defendants for fraudulent
home healthcare schemes that targeted Pennsylvania's Medicaid fraud program and
resulted in over four million dollars of fraud. Eighteen of
these defendants were charged in the last twelve days.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Ali, poor Zoo. This is India, so take that with
a grain of salt. Switches to goat meet for tigers
and lions after Buffalo's slaughter has been suspended. Do you
ever see that movie Jurassic Park, the original Jurassic Park? Chris,
you never saw Jurassic Park? What is wrong with you? Anyway?
(23:37):
Jurassic Park is a movie that everybody except for Jewish
producer Chris has seen. And there's a scene in that
movie where they're trying to feed the t Rex and
there's this little teenage girl who's really annoying. She was
watching and they brought up a live goat to feed
the t rex and eventually, spoiler alert, does eat the goat,
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and it's always sold as this traumatic event for the kid.
Don't you think that made her a better person in
the end? You know why? It doesn't do you any
good past a certain age to live a life of illusion.
To use a Joe Walsh line, it doesn't do you
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any good to live a life of illusion. Americans, we
know we're too soft as a society. Maybe not you personally,
but we know we are. Part of the reason Americans
are soft is we don't feed live animals to predators
in the zoo. That's why Aiden, Jaden and Braden, they
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are raised by Brittany to believe that the animals sing
and dance whenever the lights get turned off. That they
all kind of get along, they hang out together. Oh
my gosh, look at the lion. Look how cunney is say,
looks I bet, I bet he gets along with the antelope. Nope.
(25:06):
In the wild, that male lion he has to fight
to the death pretty much every year. That's not always
to the death, but he has to have a vicious
fight that oftentimes is to the death with another male lion.
If the other male lion is successful and defeats him,
he will have to retreat and live the rest of
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his life alone hunting by himself, will probably starve to death.
The male who succeeded in defeating that male he will
not only begin to mate with all the females in
the pride because they all belong to him. If any
of those females have cubs, have babies that don't belong
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to him, that aren't his, he will go around in
front of the mother and butcher all of the children.
That's the soft, cuddly lion you saw in Lion King.
That's reality. That's how it works. That's how animals operate.
Even I swear to you, even that cute seal. Look
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at his big puppy dog. Guys, Oh my gosh, he
looks like he wants to nuzzle and snuggle with me.
He wants to find a penguin and rip its guts out.
That's what he wants to do. And in fact, he
lives every moment of his life trying to find either
a mate to mate with or a penguin to rip
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to shreds. That's what he believes. I think if we
institute some certain look, we can do it in an
organized fashion. It doesn't have to be every minute of
every day. But you know how local schools they'll take
a trip to the zoo. You take those second graders
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and you bring him down to the zoo and say, hey, kids,
see the lions. Yeah, beautiful creatures. Right, hey, here's a deer.
We're going to release it in the lion enclosure. Now, kids,
buckle up. This is going to be the important part.
Pay attention to what happens next. And you know what
(27:14):
you can say, Oh, second grade, Chris is whining already.
Second grade's too young. Blah, you gotta grow up sometime. Powe,
all right, you got to grow up sometime. It's time
to wake up and realize how the world works. I'm
just throwing it out there to everybody. But do a
couple more quick things, including a great email next the
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Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a spectacular Tuesday. Do not forget. You can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You should also
know that during the break we started kicking around some
other options for the zoo thing. I brought up school
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field trips, so you know, little Billy, little Susie can
learn how nature actually works. We can take this further,
There's no question about it. Now, listen, listen. We can
take this way further. We can bring in some sharks. Listen, Chris.
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Every now and then in the sea, in the seal enclosure,
every now and then you take a little bull shark,
doesn't have to be a great white or something like that,
and you just kind of zip him in there. No, Chris,
you have to make sure the water is really clear
so they can see. Now, eventually that water is going
(28:44):
to get a little red and cloudy. But you know what,
the kids will learn, and you can do it in
stages if you're smart about this, trying to help people
grow up. You go to the penguin enclosure. First, you
go to the penguin and closes, and you take a
bunch of fish and you drop it in the penguin enclosure.
Live fish. Watch the penguins go eat it great. Sounds good.
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Then you bring in about a dozen seals. You drop
them into the penguin enclosure. Beep beep beep. You know, well,
sea lions or something like that. Sounds good. Then, look,
you can do all this. We're talking about efficiency here.
Then a couple of bull sharks, and you see how
this can go. It can be an all day affair,
so the kids get educated. Hey, Jesse, I haven't been
(29:30):
feeling really well lately. So I got up this morning,
ate a healthy breakfast, read my Bible, put on your
Friday Show podcast, went for a walk, and proceeded to
listen to one of your most encouraging metaphors about COVID
and making good daily choices to take better care of
our bodies. Not only did it encourage me about our
country's future, it was a good confirmation about what I
(29:52):
need to do to feel better again. Thanks doctor Jesse.
I only tell you these things because I make so
many stupid choices, and I go through these weird, weird
things that I think other people don't go through, these
weird phases in my life where it's kind of all
(30:15):
in or all out. At least I've done that for
forty five years. I'm hoping to not go back and
do that anymore. And when I say all in or
all that, it's generally this like back when I was
drinking a lot, drinking every night, drinking way too much,
just a drunk loser. And then you wake up and
you don't work out, should feel like crap, and then
(30:36):
it's jack in the box for breakfast and a pizza
for lunch. And then that night you're feeling all fat
and whatever, and you're still feeling a little hungover, so
you better go grab another twelve pack. And so you're
just all in in this downward spiral. And then when
you're done with all that, maybe some ice cream, and
so you're just getting fatter and grosser and fatter and grosser.
But if you stop it, and one day, at least
(30:58):
for me, I stop it one day. One day, let's
say that, Hey, nothing to drink, get to bed at
a decent hour, wake up in the morning, go for
a walk. Let's go for a walk, maybe lift some
weight something like that. Then I come back. No, I'm
only gonna have protein powder and eggs for breakfast and
then so it's a complete all in or all out thing.
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I don't think that's healthy. In fact, I know it's
very unhealthy. And like I said, I'm gonna try not
to go back. But that's how it is, Jesse. Dogs
have a sixth sense about water. It's smell, the taste,
of impurities, so on and so forth. This is about
Fred not remembering to drink water after he gets back
from a walk. It's very common for dogs not to
drink water that has a high level of impurities. Fred
(31:45):
may drink when you tell him to because he's obedient.
I encourage you to research stainless steel water fountain bowl.
There are several very good ones. Okay, look, I appreciate
your suggestion. In fact, I really genuinely do appreciate every
every time I come on this show and I complain
about something, my generator, my back. It doesn't matter what
(32:07):
it is. You are so wonderful to me, and I
really do. It means a lot. I read them all.
By the way, Hey, Jesse, do this, Jesse, try this.
I read them all. I don't read them all on
the air, but I read them all and I love
that and I love this one too. But let me
explain why it doesn't apply. Did you know we have
a special water bowl already in the house I grew up,
and the dog he drank water out of whatever you know,
(32:30):
steel looking water bowl you threw on the ground and
you filled it up with the garden hose outside. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
you see now, we have a special water bowl. This
is a water bowl designed so Fred's face doesn't get
too wet when he drinks water. Oh, Chris, it's this
weird thing where there's this little hole in the middle
(32:52):
of it and he can kind of only stick his
snout down into it. But wait, there's more. Ob has
the boy clean that thing out with soap every single day,
And oh, I know, because I've never seen anything like
it in my life. And then she puts filtered water
(33:14):
in it, run through a reverse osmosis system. You just
fill it up at the garden hose. It's a dog,
he'll he'll be just fine. The other day we were
out back messing around as a family and there's a
little bowl out back there, and it had been sitting
out back for a while, so it was empty, right,
(33:35):
it was dry, and she's all, hey, Fred's thirsty. I said, oh,
no big deal, and so I go grab the bull
and I take it over the garden and she says,
what are you doing? That hasn't been cleaned in forever?
And I'm looking and he licks his penis what do
you mean it hasn't been cleaned? What are you talking about?
(33:56):
But that's look, that's how it is. Whatever. You know,
what I was wearing out back there, my zero foxtrot hat.
Do you have any zero foxtrot gear? By the way,
I also had on my zero foxtrot Jim Schortz because
I just got out of the gym. Got to go
to the range three hundred blackout weekend this weekend. Guess
(34:16):
what I'm taking Zero foxtrot tactical gear. You know. Zero
foxtrot's the one that rooted in warrior culture, military history,
old school field gear. If you have ever served, or
wish you did, or cop firefighter whatever. I'm telling you,
you're about to nerd out on zero foxtrot. And since
(34:39):
I don't want you to go broke. You can use
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percent off. All right, go now, Oh I'm kidding. That
was a joke. And now he's a headline. You know
(35:01):
the thing headlines we didn't get to. Politico said non
citizen voting was overblown, and now it admits the entire
system runs on honor. Obviously, communists are going to lie
and cheat every single chance they get. When they get caught,
they always do the same thing. They act like you're
(35:23):
the one attacking them, and they act like it was unintentional. Oh, whoopsie,
Oh it was an accident. Oh, we had no idea.
They always have an idea. Border patrol dog living the
dream after discovering a massive haul of prohibited meat. Look,
it doesn't matter how well trained dogs are. You just
can't you can't train that out of them. Americans are
(35:45):
down on the economy and concerned about the costs. Well,
that won't be a big deal with the midterms. Justice
Department tout's largest denaturalization ever or effort ever, with twenty
five cases filled in two weeks. I would like to
keep that going. I would like to see it ramped up.
And that's why I want us to win the midterms.
All right, we'll do it again tomorrow. That's all
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Jesse Kelly
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