May 6, 2026 • 33 mins
The battle that we won last night might be the turning point. Politicians pretending to be Republicans. The GOP voter is finally waking up and punishing the RINOs. Getting the foreign barbarians out of the country.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Let's have some fun on a hopday. It's Wednesday, and
I am in the best freaking mood, and I'm about
to explain why No, it's not because we're doing part
three of our history show an hour from now on
Napoleon's invasion of Russia. That's only a small little part
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of it. Let me tell you something. There are a million,
a million ways we can lose the United States of America, right,
a million ways we can lose it, and there are
ways we can save it. Now, I want you to
do this. Did this little thought experiment with me, because
we're going to talk about something incredible that happened last night.
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Incredible that matters to you, matters to me. One hundred
years from now, we'll just pick a number. One hundred
years from now, you'll be dead and gone. I'll be
dead and gone. One hundred years from now, the Communists
they get their final defeat in the United States of America.
We have conquered communism. Here, we are back to being
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free and good. We have saved the country. All right.
One hundred years from now, right, I think you would
agree with me that that's going to be a long slog.
It's going to be a long war. It's going to
be one thousand battles. As I say all the time
between now and then, let me tell you something. What
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happened last night in Indiana. Believe it or not, What
happened last night in Indiana. One hundred years so now,
smart people will look back on it and say that
battle was critically important, That battle mattered a lot. Now,
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why why am I so excited? Why am I so happy?
All right, let's lay this out. You're gonna have to
hang with me for a few And maybe you're sitting
there thinking, Jesse, it's a few congressional seats will end
up picking up. Jesse, it's Indiana. I've never even been
to Indiana. Jesse, It's what's the big deal? Stay with
me here. We have talked many times before about the
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concept of the GOP being the controlled opposition, giving you
the illusion of choice. Now, that does not apply to
every GOP. That doesn't apply to every Republican. It does
not apply to all of them. It absolutely does not.
There are many who are there who are fighting the
good fight, and they're fighting on our side. But there
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is enough truth to it that I understand why people
say that. When they say it, and I've said it
to you before, why is that the case? What is
going on? Well, here is what is going on. Two
different things, and oftentimes these two different things work together.
If I'm Jesse Kelly and I'm here in the Red
State of Texas, and I live in a very red
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part of the red state of Texas, and I want
to be a politician, I want power. I feel like
I should be in charge of your life. I want
to be able to tell you what to do, what
not to do. I'm a power hungry megalomaniac. Okay, well
as a power hungry megalomaniac. I want to get I
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want to get into office of some kind. But let's say,
let's say I'm a Democrat at heart. If you went
down the list of the issues and taxes and spending
and border an abortion to beb of everything else, have
you went down the list the truth about my values
or this? I'm a Democrat. I believe in the communist revolution.
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I'm a Democrat. I want to push Democrat policies, but
I also want to get into office what to do,
what to do? Well, I could pack up and move
move to a blue area and try to get into
office there as a Democrat. Or I could just pretend
to be a Republican. I mean, I'm a communist. It's
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not like I'm worried about being deceitful. My entire life
is about.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
The sea think are reverence for the truth might become
might have become a bit of a distraction that is
preventing us from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I don't care about lying as a communist. I believe
I'm supposed to lie. Why not just pretend to be
a Republican. Now here's the thing about that. I'm here
in Red Texas, in a red part of red Texas,
and I want to run for let's say, state Senate.
I decide I'm going to pretend to be a Republican
when I get to the legislature. I can't screw over
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my voters all the time. I can't go there and
promptly start voting like a Democrat on every single bill
that won't work. The game would be too obvious, my
deceit would be way too obvious. So I have to
pick and choose my battles, which brings me to this.
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What battles do you choose to fight? Look, when a
bill comes up about what's a Republican issue, bread and butter,
cutting taxes, I'm probably gonna have to vote yes on
cutting taxes. But here's the thing. The Communist Revolution, it
can survive a tax cut. It doesn't want a tax cut.
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I want to steal all your money. But it can
survive a tax cut. What I have to do as
a pretend Republican I have to wait until there's a
really really important fight that genuinely threatens the Communist Revolution.
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I have to wait until the Communist Revolution is in
danger of taking a real wound. And then I have
to step up and step in and screw my voters
over and vote against their interests every once in a while,
just on the really really important issues. What I just
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describe to you takes place in red areas of the
United States of America, in state after state after state
after state, county after county. It takes place in the
United States senators, people in the House of Representative state
legend across the country, county board of supervisors, city councils.
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There are pretend Republicans all across the United States of America.
They're really democrats. Some of them are just running the mill,
corrupt people. They're really democrats, and guess what, ninety five
percent of the time they're going to vote with you. Hey,
I love God and country. But in that moment where
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we need them the most, they will screw us over
in order to protect the communist revolution. But now that
you know, and I know you already knew this, but
now that you know that's the situation, how do they
get away with it?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Look?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I brought up Texas. We'll stay in Texas. How do
they get away with it? John Cornyn is a United
States Senator. That is a lot of power. United States
senators have a lot of power. And he's a United
States Senator from a state Texas where I mean, you
would think it would be a bloodthirsty anti communist who
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would be our United States senator here, one of our
senators here? How has he been able to get away
with this? For years? H?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I I'm Texas Senator John Cornyn. The last year has proven
quite a challenge as we've navigated the impact of COVID nineteen.
But with safe and effective vaccines finally being administered, there's
light at the end of the tunnel. Getting vaccinated is
the fastest way that life can return to normal. Under
the effective leadership of Director Ray, the agency has remained
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committed to doing things independently and by the book Section
seven oh two of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I've called this.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
The most important law that most people have never heard of.
It's been called the crown jewel of US intelligence. We
worked with the NRA listen to their concerns, but in
the end, I think they simply they they have a
membership and a business model that will not allow them
to support any legislation. DOCA recipients must have a permanent
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legislative solution. They deserve nothing less. We need to take
action and pass legislation that will unequivocally allow these young
men and women to stay in the only home, in
the only country they've known. In the past, I've supported
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a number of bills that would have allowed these individuals
to remain in the United States without a fear, without
fear of a court decision hanging in the balance.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I let the whole thing play because I wanted you
to really really understand how often John Cornyn steps up
to betray the voters of Texas and vote against their values.
How on earth has he been able to get away
with this? He's been in Washington, DC for eight thousand years.
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How does he get away with this? He has gotten
away with this because John Cornyn understands what I have
told you over and over and over again. The red
state GOP primary voter has been the laziest, dumbest voter
in the United States of America. That's the bad news.
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Now for the amazing news. We'll be back. Feeling a
little stocky, Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse
Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On an
amazing Wednesday, I'll hump day. You can email us Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'm so freaking excited about
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what happened last night. So I already told you you
already get it. A bunch of fake Republicans in elected
office all across this country that stepped at critical times
to aid the communist revolution and screw us over. Why
have they gotten away with it? Well? Do you ever
see that movie The Dark Knight Rises, The Batman movie
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where he fights Baine. It's a great movie. In case
you haven't seen it, don't shake your head, Chris anyway.
At one point in time, Batman's a little old out
of shape. It happens to all of us. He's in
a fight with Bain, who's not old, and that is Jade.
Bain's beating him up, and Bain tells him, you got
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rid of all the criminals, and you're rich, you got soft,
And he drops this line on him that says, victory
defeated you. That's what he tells him. Why has historically
the GOP red state primary voter been the dumbest, laziest
voter in the United States of America. Well, let's make
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it about me again. And I love that. You know
I live in Texas. I've told you that. It's not
just that I live in Texas. I live in a
blood red part of Texas. We looked it up. I
think it was a New York Times had something where
you could look up your zip code years ago. My
area is ninety two percent Republican. When I go out,
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there aren't any homeless people, none, there's no crime, streets
are clean, robust, quality police force. You never wake up
and find out there's been a break in. All my
neighbors are God fearing Republicans who own more firearms than
most small countries. Everything's okay where I am now. If
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I wasn't politically involved like you are politically interested, you'd
have to forgive me for not feeling like the situation
is desperate around here. Okay, there's a primary coming up.
I mean, I don't care. Streets are clean, people aren't dying.
Things are okay around me. Why do I need to
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drag myself down to the polls on a Saturday? College
football's on. Why do I have to go vote in
a primary? Who cares? Things are fine here? That has
been the mentality of the Red State GOP primary voter.
But they're waking up. We you and me. I know
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you were already awake, but the Red State GOP primary
voter is starting to wake up. And I know, I
know you're already yelling. I know the email you're sending out.
But we lost this, and we lost all I know.
I know we have a long long way to go,
a thousand more battles to fight. But if the Red
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State GOP primary voter, if he is as it looks
like he is waking up, if he is going to
start punishing fake Republicans by voting them out in primaries.
The end result of that is going to be a
Republican party that is not the controlled opposition, that does
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not disappoint us all the time, that will actually pass
things like to Save Act and things like that. The
result is going to be an actual anti communist party,
a party with teeth, a party that smashes communism. If
the GOP turns into that, that's how we win. We
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can't ever get that final victory over communists one hundred
years from now. If that victory day does come, we
can't ever get it until we get an actual anti
communist this coalition and anti communist party that wants to
smash communism in the United States of America. We can't
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ever ever get there unless people like this are gone.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Hi. I'm Texas Senator John Cornyn. The last year has
proven quite a challenge as we've navigated the impact of
COVID nineteen. But with safe and effective vaccines finally being administered,
there's light at the end of the tunnel.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You know that guy's about to lose his primary. I hope.
I think two weeks from now he's facing a primary
challenge from Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton. Every single poll
I've seen has Ken Paxton up, and I mean up. Okay,
don't get wrong. If you're in Texas, you need to
go vote. But it looks like John Cornyn is going away.
How is that humanly possible? Because the Texas red state
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GOP primary voter is finally, by the grace of God
the name of a just merciful gun, waking up no more.
I think I'll stay home and thankfully no more.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
You know, I saw John Cornyn on Fox News. He
said he's with Trump, and I love that. Because I
love Trump. I'm gonna vote for Corning again. This idiocy
is thankfully starting to die. The GOP red state primary voter.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You me, we have demands. We send representatives to our
state into Washington, d C. And we send them there
with the list of demands. You are going there and
you will do this for me. You will do that
for me. And now we are showing them what will
happen if those demands are not met. I'll finish up
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and actually talk specifically about what happened last night. But
it was a good night for America. Hang on, this
is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a magnificent Wednesday, where we had a tremendous
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victory last night for the anti communist movement in America. Now, specifically,
what happened before we do emails and do other things
on the show. Well, here is what happened. Democrats have
for decades. It's not a recent thing. Drawn some of
the most ridiculous congressional districts in the country. Those are
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not people who care about the fairness or cheating, the
honesty or anything that you understand how this works. You,
I'm sure have seen the drawings of some of these
crazy congressional districts in the country. Why do they do that?
What's the game? You look at a congressional district, do
you think it's supposed to be a square, a circle
of some kind? Some of these things look like the
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Nile River. How can this happen? Well, it's simply about power.
If you don't have morals, you can just march forward
and do whatever you want and carve Republicans completely out
of power, giving Democrats far more seats in the United
States House of Representatives than they actually should have. As
I should have, As I've said over and over Democrats
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are not a fifty to fifty party. I would guess
they're closer to twenty percent. But because of fraud, foreigners
and cheating, they have house. The House of Representatives might
take it during the midterms. You get the whole game. Republicans,
tired finally of watching this in red state after red
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state after red state, are starting to draw their own districts.
Combine that with the recent Supreme Court win where we
don't get racial districts anymore, which of course means black districts.
But nobody wants to say that, but that's what it was.
That's what was happening, and that's got to stop. Democrats
might be in a bind, but that brings us to
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Red state Indiana. Red state Indiana had an opportunity to
do that in their state. Redistrict carved some Democrat seats
out of the House of Representatives and replaced them with Republicans,
and it's what the people wanted. And surprise, surprise, fake Republicans,
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many of whom have been in the Indiana State Senate
have been in office for a very very long time,
stepped in during this critically important moment and said no,
protected the Communist revolution normally they'd win re election. No
big deal. GOP voters dumb anyway, probably doesn't even pay attention.
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Last night, the state senators who did that in Indiana
got wiped out, annihilated the GOP read state. A primary
voter in Indiana marched to the polls like an army
and sent these guys packing, ended their political careers. Here's
one of them whining about it.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Well, I have one lesson for people to revenge and retribution.
There's not a Christian value, and that's what this was
all about. It all right, and I'm not bitter about it, and.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
It's just the fact you shouldn't have taken revenge on me, retribute.
That's not Christian. I hope other GOP politicians in this
country are paying attention. We are out for revenge and
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we are out for retribution. And like I said before,
we have demands and you will fulfill those demands or
we will march to the polls and take away your
political career. The days of you scumbags getting away with
that over and over and over again are slowly coming
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to an end. I know we have a long way
to go, but I'm telling you this. I told you
this already about John Cornyn losing that primary. What did
I tell you that other Republicans across the country, It
would make them sit up in their chair a little
bit and go, ohh uh uh oh, is the Red
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state voters, the GOP primary voter going to finally get
involved and punish me? Uh oh, I better be careful now.
They just watched what happened in Indiana. This is a
wonderful thing because the cowardly eunuchs in the GOP oftentimes
have to be whipped into compliance to do the right thing.
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They're cowards, they're losers, they're corrupt. Half of them are Democrats.
So we have no choice but to pull out the
proverbial bull whip and start swatting away at them until
they finally do the right thing. We essentially have to
use fear. If you screw me over and protect the
communist revolution, I will actually show up on a primary
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night and I will end your political career. And it's
starting to happen in this country. I think John Cornyn
is going to be gone. We have five state senators
in Indiana. They're going to be gone. Tom Tillis is
going to be gone. Mitch McConnell's going to be gone,
and I know we have a long way to go.
It's really important what happened last night. It's not a
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small thing. Well, I don't even care about Indiana. It's
not about Indiana. It's about sending a message to the
GOP eunuchs that we are going to start taking ownership
of this party. It's wonderful. I am a happy, happy man.
Historical oracle. I'm a longtime listener, big fan of your
history lessons, but I'm not sure if I can continue listening.
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What kind of blue blooded American are you that you
would let a Sinco to Mayo pass without recognition. I
think we need a Joe Biden back in office just
to let the freedo bandido back into this country. We
only mentioned Cinco de Mayo once yesterday during the show,
and as you know, we're racially insensitive here and we
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normally we normally go all in on Cinco de Mayo.
Jewish producer Chris is playing mariachi music. I'm dropping Spanish
on you over and over again during this The whole
show is you know why we didn't last night. I'm
gonna tell you right now. I forgot I I wish
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it was more complicated than that. I genuinely do. I
think it was halfway through the final hour of the
show and I forgot. This happens when I'm super into something.
Last night, I was doing history. In my mind was
just kind of elsewhere, so I wasn't goofing off, probably
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as much as I normally goof off. I just forgot,
and I'm sorry. Look, this is the best I can
do for you. A ya ya yei.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
I am the Fritto Bundido. Yeahy I like Brito stornchips.
I love him.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I do.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
I want Britto scornchits. I'll get them from you. I
yi yai yi oh, I am the Fritto Bundito. Give
me Brito scornchips and I'll be your friend, the Fritto Bundito.
You must not up and munch, munch, munch a bunch
of prittos.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Jewish producer Chris brought up a very good point. Corey
wasn't here yesterday. He was faking sick. Everyone knows you
were faking it, Cory. He was faking sick. So we
took the day off. Corey should have been here to
remind us. If he's not here well, it's his fault.
Always blame the man who can't defend himself. Never take
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responsibility from anything. That's leadership. All right, One final thing
on these Texas or Tennis Tennessee Texas Indiana state senators
who lost. Listen to how sad the two communists are
about it. This is Jen Saki in the rear, Admiral
Buddha Judge.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
I mean, these Republicans in Indiana. You probably don't agree
with them on much. I don't agree with them on
much in terms of their policies, but they knew what
was coming if they stood up to Trump. They stood
up to him anyways. They decided, some of them at least,
that there are worse things than losing an election. I
just wonder how different you think our country and our
politics could be if more Republicans had that in them.
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And do you think you've been traveling out there and
the country that there are more of them out there?
Speaker 4 (25:56):
I do. I mean I see it everywhere I go.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
We have been going to a lot of more conservative areas.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
We did a town hall.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
In They're very sad. They like those kind of Republicans
speaking of which you know who else loves those kind
of Republicans. I'll play it for you in a moment.
Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
magnificent Wednesday. You can email the show your love, your hate,
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your death threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com and
I will get to a couple of those emails in
a moment. Remember, ten minutes from now, we picked back
up on part three of our little tale, Napoleon's Disastrous
Invasion of Russia. And that's gonna be the second hour
of the show unless I finished. And I might finish,
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I might not. Jewish Producer Chris is showing no faith
that I will finish tonight. I can't say for sure,
but I can tell you this. The Communists have long
known that Republicans who are controlled opposition, they are super important,
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realize that the Communists, the smart ones, they get that
somebody like Tom tillis a John Cornyn, those Indiana State senators,
those guys are actually more valuable to the Communist revolution
than the street animals you see out there throwing poop
and killing people and stuff like that. You have to
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have controlled opposition, people in power aiding the revolution, giving
the revolution just the kind of shield it needs. You
know who's a really, really smart communist and understands this,
Barack Obama.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
I'm worried about the Republican Party, not just the Democratic Party.
When I was present, people would ask me, well, what
change would you like to see in Washington. I'd say,
I'd love a loyal opposition. I'd love a Republican party
that was conservative in some ways, that didn't agree with
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me on a whole bunch of stuff, but I believed
in rule of law and judicial independence and empirical evid
empirical evidence and science, and wasn't constantly tapping into our
worst impulses.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
You know exactly what he's saying. You're not a fool.
He wants a lot more Mitch McConnell's. He can work
with Tom Tillis, he can work with the Mitt Romney types.
I wish these Republicans would just would just work with
me more. I'm trying to fight a communist revolution and
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I need Tom Tillis there to help me. I need
him at certain moments, and he's always been there for me.
Very concerned that we're getting a new Republican Party that
won't aid the revolution. Barack Obama and the other smart
communists are well aware that the controlled opposition GOP is
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valuable to them, and that we are waking up and
getting rid of those types is a good thing. Now,
I'm going to do something that I don't enjoy a
great deal, but I'm going to do it because we've
got history in a few minutes, and we've got all
kinds of stuff still to come. I just want to
get this off my chest. I'm only going to play
it once, and I'm only going to say it once.
Marco Rubio I used to not be much of a fan.
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I thought he was kind of a weenie on amnesty
and stuff like that, the Gang of Eight stuff when
he was a young senator. So this was kind of
out on Marco Rubio. As he has grown older, maybe
he changed, maybe I changed. I've been more and more
impressed with Marco Rubio. I think he's an excellent messenger
for the Republican Party. Seems like a smart, personable guy.
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It's hard not to see a bright, bright future for Marco. Really, genuinely,
I'm not a fan, as you know, of any of them,
but I like him. I don't dislike him at all.
That's why I'm only playing this once, and I'm only
saying this once. I don't like this. Help for America
is what it's always been. I think it's the hope
I hope we all share.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
We want it to continue to be the place where
anyone from anywhere can achieve anything.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
No, no, can we please stop that? The inscription on
the Statue of Liberty is from a commi poet. It
is not the immigration policy of the United States of America. No,
anyone from anywhere can achieve anything. Yeah. No, I want
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Americans to achieve. I want Americans in the United States
of America to achieve great things. I want the United
States of America to prioritize Americans. That's how nation state
is supposed to run. I went Mexico to prioritize Mexicans.
I went Canada to prioritize Canadians, the Chinese, you get it.
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We could go on and on down the line. No,
we have to drop this ridiculous notion anyone can come here.
We're full. No, no, no more coming here. Leave. We
want you to leave. We are overrun with crime, costs, dirt, filth,
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this fraud story. I didn't even mention this yet, and
I probably should have mentioned it in the opening of
the show. In the final hour, about halfway through the
final hour of the show, I have Parker Thayer coming on.
I don't know if you know who Parker is. He
works for the Daily Wire. He's an investigative journalist. I'm
warning you right now, if you are on blood pressure medication,
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make sure you took yours today. He is going to
drop a story out of Ohio that he did some
digging on. I'll just put it to you this way.
We've got to get the foreign barbarian hordes out of
the United States of America no more, anyone from anywhere,
no more. All are welcome. No, no, they're not. They're
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absolutely not welcome. No more of that. I don't want
to hear that crap anymore. America is for Americans. Sure,
we'll have some sort of legal immigration policy where people
can work over the years hopefully earn citizenship. That of
course can be stripped away if you step out of
line even a little bit. But no, the United States
of America is for Americans, period, and it should be. Hey, Jesse,
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I really like the history lesson. My question is that,
with the exception of technology, are the Russian conscripts of
today better off than they were in the Napoleon era. He's,
of course referencing the fact that Russian conscripts during this
time of Napoleon's invasion of Russia, that you were forced,
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and that it was a twenty five year term in
the military. I brought this up last night, and that
your survival right was ten percent. So your family had
a funeral for you the day you left. Well, we're
never seeing him again. Good luck, Ivan, it's gone. Do
they have it better today? I don't want to act
as if I'm an expert about the internals of the
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Russian military, because nations lie. All nations lie about those things.
I do know this. They're not treated like American troops
are treated. And look, you see these stories where Putin
will just go and he'll just grab you, and he'll
throw a uniform on you, and here's a weapon and
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bottle of vodka. Good luck out there. That's not good.
Let's stop talking about politics for an hour and talk
about history next.
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Let's have some fun on a hopday. It's Wednesday, and
I am in the best freaking mood, and I'm about
to explain why No, it's not because we're doing part
three of our history show an hour from now on
Napoleon's invasion of Russia. That's only a small little part
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of it. Let me tell you something. There are a million,
a million ways we can lose the United States of America, right,
a million ways we can lose it, and there are
ways we can save it. Now, I want you to
do this. Did this little thought experiment with me, because
we're going to talk about something incredible that happened last night.
(01:07):
Incredible that matters to you, matters to me. One hundred
years from now, we'll just pick a number. One hundred
years from now, you'll be dead and gone. I'll be
dead and gone. One hundred years from now, the Communists
they get their final defeat in the United States of America.
We have conquered communism. Here, we are back to being
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free and good. We have saved the country. All right.
One hundred years from now, right, I think you would
agree with me that that's going to be a long slog.
It's going to be a long war. It's going to
be one thousand battles. As I say all the time
between now and then, let me tell you something. What
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happened last night in Indiana. Believe it or not, What
happened last night in Indiana. One hundred years so now,
smart people will look back on it and say that
battle was critically important, That battle mattered a lot. Now,
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why why am I so excited? Why am I so happy?
All right, let's lay this out. You're gonna have to
hang with me for a few And maybe you're sitting
there thinking, Jesse, it's a few congressional seats will end
up picking up. Jesse, it's Indiana. I've never even been
to Indiana. Jesse, It's what's the big deal? Stay with
me here. We have talked many times before about the
(02:38):
concept of the GOP being the controlled opposition, giving you
the illusion of choice. Now, that does not apply to
every GOP. That doesn't apply to every Republican. It does
not apply to all of them. It absolutely does not.
There are many who are there who are fighting the
good fight, and they're fighting on our side. But there
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is enough truth to it that I understand why people
say that. When they say it, and I've said it
to you before, why is that the case? What is
going on? Well, here is what is going on. Two
different things, and oftentimes these two different things work together.
If I'm Jesse Kelly and I'm here in the Red
State of Texas, and I live in a very red
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part of the red state of Texas, and I want
to be a politician, I want power. I feel like
I should be in charge of your life. I want
to be able to tell you what to do, what
not to do. I'm a power hungry megalomaniac. Okay, well
as a power hungry megalomaniac. I want to get I
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want to get into office of some kind. But let's say,
let's say I'm a Democrat at heart. If you went
down the list of the issues and taxes and spending
and border an abortion to beb of everything else, have
you went down the list the truth about my values
or this? I'm a Democrat. I believe in the communist revolution.
(04:11):
I'm a Democrat. I want to push Democrat policies, but
I also want to get into office what to do,
what to do? Well, I could pack up and move
move to a blue area and try to get into
office there as a Democrat. Or I could just pretend
to be a Republican. I mean, I'm a communist. It's
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not like I'm worried about being deceitful. My entire life
is about.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
The sea think are reverence for the truth might become
might have become a bit of a distraction that is
preventing us from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I don't care about lying as a communist. I believe
I'm supposed to lie. Why not just pretend to be
a Republican. Now here's the thing about that. I'm here
in Red Texas, in a red part of red Texas,
and I want to run for let's say, state Senate.
I decide I'm going to pretend to be a Republican
when I get to the legislature. I can't screw over
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my voters all the time. I can't go there and
promptly start voting like a Democrat on every single bill
that won't work. The game would be too obvious, my
deceit would be way too obvious. So I have to
pick and choose my battles, which brings me to this.
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What battles do you choose to fight? Look, when a
bill comes up about what's a Republican issue, bread and butter,
cutting taxes, I'm probably gonna have to vote yes on
cutting taxes. But here's the thing. The Communist Revolution, it
can survive a tax cut. It doesn't want a tax cut.
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I want to steal all your money. But it can
survive a tax cut. What I have to do as
a pretend Republican I have to wait until there's a
really really important fight that genuinely threatens the Communist Revolution.
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I have to wait until the Communist Revolution is in
danger of taking a real wound. And then I have
to step up and step in and screw my voters
over and vote against their interests every once in a while,
just on the really really important issues. What I just
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describe to you takes place in red areas of the
United States of America, in state after state after state
after state, county after county. It takes place in the
United States senators, people in the House of Representative state
legend across the country, county board of supervisors, city councils.
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There are pretend Republicans all across the United States of America.
They're really democrats. Some of them are just running the mill,
corrupt people. They're really democrats, and guess what, ninety five
percent of the time they're going to vote with you. Hey,
I love God and country. But in that moment where
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we need them the most, they will screw us over
in order to protect the communist revolution. But now that
you know, and I know you already knew this, but
now that you know that's the situation, how do they
get away with it?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Look?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I brought up Texas. We'll stay in Texas. How do
they get away with it? John Cornyn is a United
States Senator. That is a lot of power. United States
senators have a lot of power. And he's a United
States Senator from a state Texas where I mean, you
would think it would be a bloodthirsty anti communist who
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would be our United States senator here, one of our
senators here? How has he been able to get away
with this? For years? H?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I I'm Texas Senator John Cornyn. The last year has proven
quite a challenge as we've navigated the impact of COVID nineteen.
But with safe and effective vaccines finally being administered, there's
light at the end of the tunnel. Getting vaccinated is
the fastest way that life can return to normal. Under
the effective leadership of Director Ray, the agency has remained
(08:38):
committed to doing things independently and by the book Section
seven oh two of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I've called this.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
The most important law that most people have never heard of.
It's been called the crown jewel of US intelligence. We
worked with the NRA listen to their concerns, but in
the end, I think they simply they they have a
membership and a business model that will not allow them
to support any legislation. DOCA recipients must have a permanent
(09:13):
legislative solution. They deserve nothing less. We need to take
action and pass legislation that will unequivocally allow these young
men and women to stay in the only home, in
the only country they've known. In the past, I've supported
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a number of bills that would have allowed these individuals
to remain in the United States without a fear, without
fear of a court decision hanging in the balance.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I let the whole thing play because I wanted you
to really really understand how often John Cornyn steps up
to betray the voters of Texas and vote against their values.
How on earth has he been able to get away
with this? He's been in Washington, DC for eight thousand years.
(10:05):
How does he get away with this? He has gotten
away with this because John Cornyn understands what I have
told you over and over and over again. The red
state GOP primary voter has been the laziest, dumbest voter
in the United States of America. That's the bad news.
(10:28):
Now for the amazing news. We'll be back. Feeling a
little stocky, Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse
Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On an
amazing Wednesday, I'll hump day. You can email us Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'm so freaking excited about
(10:51):
what happened last night. So I already told you you
already get it. A bunch of fake Republicans in elected
office all across this country that stepped at critical times
to aid the communist revolution and screw us over. Why
have they gotten away with it? Well? Do you ever
see that movie The Dark Knight Rises, The Batman movie
(11:14):
where he fights Baine. It's a great movie. In case
you haven't seen it, don't shake your head, Chris anyway.
At one point in time, Batman's a little old out
of shape. It happens to all of us. He's in
a fight with Bain, who's not old, and that is Jade.
Bain's beating him up, and Bain tells him, you got
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rid of all the criminals, and you're rich, you got soft,
And he drops this line on him that says, victory
defeated you. That's what he tells him. Why has historically
the GOP red state primary voter been the dumbest, laziest
voter in the United States of America. Well, let's make
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it about me again. And I love that. You know
I live in Texas. I've told you that. It's not
just that I live in Texas. I live in a
blood red part of Texas. We looked it up. I
think it was a New York Times had something where
you could look up your zip code years ago. My
area is ninety two percent Republican. When I go out,
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there aren't any homeless people, none, there's no crime, streets
are clean, robust, quality police force. You never wake up
and find out there's been a break in. All my
neighbors are God fearing Republicans who own more firearms than
most small countries. Everything's okay where I am now. If
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I wasn't politically involved like you are politically interested, you'd
have to forgive me for not feeling like the situation
is desperate around here. Okay, there's a primary coming up.
I mean, I don't care. Streets are clean, people aren't dying.
Things are okay around me. Why do I need to
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drag myself down to the polls on a Saturday? College
football's on. Why do I have to go vote in
a primary? Who cares? Things are fine here? That has
been the mentality of the Red State GOP primary voter.
But they're waking up. We you and me. I know
(13:38):
you were already awake, but the Red State GOP primary
voter is starting to wake up. And I know, I
know you're already yelling. I know the email you're sending out.
But we lost this, and we lost all I know.
I know we have a long long way to go,
a thousand more battles to fight. But if the Red
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State GOP primary voter, if he is as it looks
like he is waking up, if he is going to
start punishing fake Republicans by voting them out in primaries.
The end result of that is going to be a
Republican party that is not the controlled opposition, that does
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not disappoint us all the time, that will actually pass
things like to Save Act and things like that. The
result is going to be an actual anti communist party,
a party with teeth, a party that smashes communism. If
the GOP turns into that, that's how we win. We
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can't ever get that final victory over communists one hundred
years from now. If that victory day does come, we
can't ever get it until we get an actual anti
communist this coalition and anti communist party that wants to
smash communism in the United States of America. We can't
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ever ever get there unless people like this are gone.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Hi. I'm Texas Senator John Cornyn. The last year has
proven quite a challenge as we've navigated the impact of
COVID nineteen. But with safe and effective vaccines finally being administered,
there's light at the end of the tunnel.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You know that guy's about to lose his primary. I hope.
I think two weeks from now he's facing a primary
challenge from Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton. Every single poll
I've seen has Ken Paxton up, and I mean up. Okay,
don't get wrong. If you're in Texas, you need to
go vote. But it looks like John Cornyn is going away.
How is that humanly possible? Because the Texas red state
(15:50):
GOP primary voter is finally, by the grace of God
the name of a just merciful gun, waking up no more.
I think I'll stay home and thankfully no more.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
You know, I saw John Cornyn on Fox News. He
said he's with Trump, and I love that. Because I
love Trump. I'm gonna vote for Corning again. This idiocy
is thankfully starting to die. The GOP red state primary voter.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You me, we have demands. We send representatives to our
state into Washington, d C. And we send them there
with the list of demands. You are going there and
you will do this for me. You will do that
for me. And now we are showing them what will
happen if those demands are not met. I'll finish up
(16:55):
and actually talk specifically about what happened last night. But
it was a good night for America. Hang on, this
is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a magnificent Wednesday, where we had a tremendous
(17:15):
victory last night for the anti communist movement in America. Now, specifically,
what happened before we do emails and do other things
on the show. Well, here is what happened. Democrats have
for decades. It's not a recent thing. Drawn some of
the most ridiculous congressional districts in the country. Those are
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not people who care about the fairness or cheating, the
honesty or anything that you understand how this works. You,
I'm sure have seen the drawings of some of these
crazy congressional districts in the country. Why do they do that?
What's the game? You look at a congressional district, do
you think it's supposed to be a square, a circle
of some kind? Some of these things look like the
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Nile River. How can this happen? Well, it's simply about power.
If you don't have morals, you can just march forward
and do whatever you want and carve Republicans completely out
of power, giving Democrats far more seats in the United
States House of Representatives than they actually should have. As
I should have, As I've said over and over Democrats
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are not a fifty to fifty party. I would guess
they're closer to twenty percent. But because of fraud, foreigners
and cheating, they have house. The House of Representatives might
take it during the midterms. You get the whole game. Republicans,
tired finally of watching this in red state after red
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state after red state, are starting to draw their own districts.
Combine that with the recent Supreme Court win where we
don't get racial districts anymore, which of course means black districts.
But nobody wants to say that, but that's what it was.
That's what was happening, and that's got to stop. Democrats
might be in a bind, but that brings us to
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Red state Indiana. Red state Indiana had an opportunity to
do that in their state. Redistrict carved some Democrat seats
out of the House of Representatives and replaced them with Republicans,
and it's what the people wanted. And surprise, surprise, fake Republicans,
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many of whom have been in the Indiana State Senate
have been in office for a very very long time,
stepped in during this critically important moment and said no,
protected the Communist revolution normally they'd win re election. No
big deal. GOP voters dumb anyway, probably doesn't even pay attention.
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Last night, the state senators who did that in Indiana
got wiped out, annihilated the GOP read state. A primary
voter in Indiana marched to the polls like an army
and sent these guys packing, ended their political careers. Here's
one of them whining about it.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Well, I have one lesson for people to revenge and retribution.
There's not a Christian value, and that's what this was
all about. It all right, and I'm not bitter about it, and.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
It's just the fact you shouldn't have taken revenge on me, retribute.
That's not Christian. I hope other GOP politicians in this
country are paying attention. We are out for revenge and
(20:45):
we are out for retribution. And like I said before,
we have demands and you will fulfill those demands or
we will march to the polls and take away your
political career. The days of you scumbags getting away with
that over and over and over again are slowly coming
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to an end. I know we have a long way
to go, but I'm telling you this. I told you
this already about John Cornyn losing that primary. What did
I tell you that other Republicans across the country, It
would make them sit up in their chair a little
bit and go, ohh uh uh oh, is the Red
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state voters, the GOP primary voter going to finally get
involved and punish me? Uh oh, I better be careful now.
They just watched what happened in Indiana. This is a
wonderful thing because the cowardly eunuchs in the GOP oftentimes
have to be whipped into compliance to do the right thing.
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They're cowards, they're losers, they're corrupt. Half of them are Democrats.
So we have no choice but to pull out the
proverbial bull whip and start swatting away at them until
they finally do the right thing. We essentially have to
use fear. If you screw me over and protect the
communist revolution, I will actually show up on a primary
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night and I will end your political career. And it's
starting to happen in this country. I think John Cornyn
is going to be gone. We have five state senators
in Indiana. They're going to be gone. Tom Tillis is
going to be gone. Mitch McConnell's going to be gone,
and I know we have a long way to go.
It's really important what happened last night. It's not a
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small thing. Well, I don't even care about Indiana. It's
not about Indiana. It's about sending a message to the
GOP eunuchs that we are going to start taking ownership
of this party. It's wonderful. I am a happy, happy man.
Historical oracle. I'm a longtime listener, big fan of your
history lessons, but I'm not sure if I can continue listening.
(23:00):
What kind of blue blooded American are you that you
would let a Sinco to Mayo pass without recognition. I
think we need a Joe Biden back in office just
to let the freedo bandido back into this country. We
only mentioned Cinco de Mayo once yesterday during the show,
and as you know, we're racially insensitive here and we
(23:23):
normally we normally go all in on Cinco de Mayo.
Jewish producer Chris is playing mariachi music. I'm dropping Spanish
on you over and over again during this The whole
show is you know why we didn't last night. I'm
gonna tell you right now. I forgot I I wish
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it was more complicated than that. I genuinely do. I
think it was halfway through the final hour of the
show and I forgot. This happens when I'm super into something.
Last night, I was doing history. In my mind was
just kind of elsewhere, so I wasn't goofing off, probably
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as much as I normally goof off. I just forgot,
and I'm sorry. Look, this is the best I can
do for you. A ya ya yei.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
I am the Fritto Bundido. Yeahy I like Brito stornchips.
I love him.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I do.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
I want Britto scornchits. I'll get them from you. I
yi yai yi oh, I am the Fritto Bundito. Give
me Brito scornchips and I'll be your friend, the Fritto Bundito.
You must not up and munch, munch, munch a bunch
of prittos.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Jewish producer Chris brought up a very good point. Corey
wasn't here yesterday. He was faking sick. Everyone knows you
were faking it, Cory. He was faking sick. So we
took the day off. Corey should have been here to
remind us. If he's not here well, it's his fault.
Always blame the man who can't defend himself. Never take
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responsibility from anything. That's leadership. All right, One final thing
on these Texas or Tennis Tennessee Texas Indiana state senators
who lost. Listen to how sad the two communists are
about it. This is Jen Saki in the rear, Admiral
Buddha Judge.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
I mean, these Republicans in Indiana. You probably don't agree
with them on much. I don't agree with them on
much in terms of their policies, but they knew what
was coming if they stood up to Trump. They stood
up to him anyways. They decided, some of them at least,
that there are worse things than losing an election. I
just wonder how different you think our country and our
politics could be if more Republicans had that in them.
(25:51):
And do you think you've been traveling out there and
the country that there are more of them out there?
Speaker 4 (25:56):
I do. I mean I see it everywhere I go.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
We have been going to a lot of more conservative areas.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
We did a town hall.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
In They're very sad. They like those kind of Republicans
speaking of which you know who else loves those kind
of Republicans. I'll play it for you in a moment.
Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
magnificent Wednesday. You can email the show your love, your hate,
(26:25):
your death threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com and
I will get to a couple of those emails in
a moment. Remember, ten minutes from now, we picked back
up on part three of our little tale, Napoleon's Disastrous
Invasion of Russia. And that's gonna be the second hour
of the show unless I finished. And I might finish,
(26:46):
I might not. Jewish Producer Chris is showing no faith
that I will finish tonight. I can't say for sure,
but I can tell you this. The Communists have long
known that Republicans who are controlled opposition, they are super important,
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realize that the Communists, the smart ones, they get that
somebody like Tom tillis a John Cornyn, those Indiana State senators,
those guys are actually more valuable to the Communist revolution
than the street animals you see out there throwing poop
and killing people and stuff like that. You have to
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have controlled opposition, people in power aiding the revolution, giving
the revolution just the kind of shield it needs. You
know who's a really, really smart communist and understands this,
Barack Obama.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
I'm worried about the Republican Party, not just the Democratic Party.
When I was present, people would ask me, well, what
change would you like to see in Washington. I'd say,
I'd love a loyal opposition. I'd love a Republican party
that was conservative in some ways, that didn't agree with
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me on a whole bunch of stuff, but I believed
in rule of law and judicial independence and empirical evid
empirical evidence and science, and wasn't constantly tapping into our
worst impulses.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
You know exactly what he's saying. You're not a fool.
He wants a lot more Mitch McConnell's. He can work
with Tom Tillis, he can work with the Mitt Romney types.
I wish these Republicans would just would just work with
me more. I'm trying to fight a communist revolution and
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I need Tom Tillis there to help me. I need
him at certain moments, and he's always been there for me.
Very concerned that we're getting a new Republican Party that
won't aid the revolution. Barack Obama and the other smart
communists are well aware that the controlled opposition GOP is
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valuable to them, and that we are waking up and
getting rid of those types is a good thing. Now,
I'm going to do something that I don't enjoy a
great deal, but I'm going to do it because we've
got history in a few minutes, and we've got all
kinds of stuff still to come. I just want to
get this off my chest. I'm only going to play
it once, and I'm only going to say it once.
Marco Rubio I used to not be much of a fan.
(29:36):
I thought he was kind of a weenie on amnesty
and stuff like that, the Gang of Eight stuff when
he was a young senator. So this was kind of
out on Marco Rubio. As he has grown older, maybe
he changed, maybe I changed. I've been more and more
impressed with Marco Rubio. I think he's an excellent messenger
for the Republican Party. Seems like a smart, personable guy.
(29:56):
It's hard not to see a bright, bright future for Marco. Really, genuinely,
I'm not a fan, as you know, of any of them,
but I like him. I don't dislike him at all.
That's why I'm only playing this once, and I'm only
saying this once. I don't like this. Help for America
is what it's always been. I think it's the hope
I hope we all share.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
We want it to continue to be the place where
anyone from anywhere can achieve anything.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
No, no, can we please stop that? The inscription on
the Statue of Liberty is from a commi poet. It
is not the immigration policy of the United States of America. No,
anyone from anywhere can achieve anything. Yeah. No, I want
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Americans to achieve. I want Americans in the United States
of America to achieve great things. I want the United
States of America to prioritize Americans. That's how nation state
is supposed to run. I went Mexico to prioritize Mexicans.
I went Canada to prioritize Canadians, the Chinese, you get it.
(31:09):
We could go on and on down the line. No,
we have to drop this ridiculous notion anyone can come here.
We're full. No, no, no more coming here. Leave. We
want you to leave. We are overrun with crime, costs, dirt, filth,
(31:30):
this fraud story. I didn't even mention this yet, and
I probably should have mentioned it in the opening of
the show. In the final hour, about halfway through the
final hour of the show, I have Parker Thayer coming on.
I don't know if you know who Parker is. He
works for the Daily Wire. He's an investigative journalist. I'm
warning you right now, if you are on blood pressure medication,
(31:51):
make sure you took yours today. He is going to
drop a story out of Ohio that he did some
digging on. I'll just put it to you this way.
We've got to get the foreign barbarian hordes out of
the United States of America no more, anyone from anywhere,
no more. All are welcome. No, no, they're not. They're
(32:13):
absolutely not welcome. No more of that. I don't want
to hear that crap anymore. America is for Americans. Sure,
we'll have some sort of legal immigration policy where people
can work over the years hopefully earn citizenship. That of
course can be stripped away if you step out of
line even a little bit. But no, the United States
of America is for Americans, period, and it should be. Hey, Jesse,
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I really like the history lesson. My question is that,
with the exception of technology, are the Russian conscripts of
today better off than they were in the Napoleon era. He's,
of course referencing the fact that Russian conscripts during this
time of Napoleon's invasion of Russia, that you were forced,
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and that it was a twenty five year term in
the military. I brought this up last night, and that
your survival right was ten percent. So your family had
a funeral for you the day you left. Well, we're
never seeing him again. Good luck, Ivan, it's gone. Do
they have it better today? I don't want to act
as if I'm an expert about the internals of the
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Russian military, because nations lie. All nations lie about those things.
I do know this. They're not treated like American troops
are treated. And look, you see these stories where Putin
will just go and he'll just grab you, and he'll
throw a uniform on you, and here's a weapon and
(33:44):
bottle of vodka. Good luck out there. That's not good.
Let's stop talking about politics for an hour and talk
about history next.
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Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.