BE A LIFEGUARD TBT LOL

No chicken-fights!  Damn that water is cold. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three. It's summer. You need a job,
you slacker. What are you willing to save a life
for six fifteen hour? Then you could be a lifeguard.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Okay, what don't I have to know?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Cpu gits our Not really, it's more like selling concessions,
cleaning bandits out of the skimmer.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Where's speedo?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oo?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Speedo?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
And you get to yell stuff like quick.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
You could be a lifeguard. I think I have what
it takes to be a guardian of life.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Anyone can do it, really, I mean really, really, really,
what are you doing? You're just sitting there in the
sun looking at jicks pretending you're not If that sounds good,
be a lifeguard. Must own your own whistle. Swimming not required.
You might want to get some really cheap sunscreen. Girls
like lifeguards sort of, well the really good looking ones.
Shave your legs. You look like a sasquash dick looks
tiny and speedo hashtag mouth and mouth with chest compressions.
We'll give you a floaty, but we're gonna want to back. Yeah.

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