August 16, 2024 • 1 min
The Colorado Rockies are NOT Dead Last in MLB? We're not going to stand for THAT!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Okay, people gather around time for another Colorado Rockies strategy meetings.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Most of you were news, so I'll introduce myself.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm Dick Montfort, but most people around here call me
the dick that's running this thing.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Have any of you who ever worked for a baseball
team before I coached the Little league? Okay, I'll be
leaning on you for leadership.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
The Rockies are playing really bad, but the Chicago White
Sox are kicking our tails out there.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
But just about everyone we've played a game against has
beat us.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
No, not beating us in a game, but in the
race to dead last, they've lost a dozen more games
than us.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What have they got that we don't?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I hear that instead of quirking their bets, they fill
them with soup.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Brilliant. Get the Campbell's people on the phone right now.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Uh that, Dick. I'll looked into it. And there's no
rule against pitching underhanded.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Now there's a let's get on that immediately. Now I
think this calls for some corporate espionage. I'm taking the
whole team to Chicago to watch their next game.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
But we have a game too perfect.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You can't win if you're not there or here. We'll
get that DFL come.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Hell or high water, DFL Sir.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Denver's Freaky Love.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Okay, let's go bring it in twenty down the beers
on free.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Ready nerves LOL at five oh.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Five, brought to you by illegal peach Search.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Lol's on iHeartRadio
Channel ninety three three.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Okay, people gather around time for another Colorado Rockies strategy meetings.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Most of you were news, so I'll introduce myself.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm Dick Montfort, but most people around here call me
the dick that's running this thing.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Have any of you who ever worked for a baseball
team before I coached the Little league? Okay, I'll be
leaning on you for leadership.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
The Rockies are playing really bad, but the Chicago White
Sox are kicking our tails out there.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
But just about everyone we've played a game against has
beat us.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
No, not beating us in a game, but in the
race to dead last, they've lost a dozen more games
than us.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What have they got that we don't?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I hear that instead of quirking their bets, they fill
them with soup.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Brilliant. Get the Campbell's people on the phone right now.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Uh that, Dick. I'll looked into it. And there's no
rule against pitching underhanded.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Now there's a let's get on that immediately. Now I
think this calls for some corporate espionage. I'm taking the
whole team to Chicago to watch their next game.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
But we have a game too perfect.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You can't win if you're not there or here. We'll
get that DFL come.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Hell or high water, DFL Sir.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Denver's Freaky Love.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Okay, let's go bring it in twenty down the beers
on free.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Ready nerves LOL at five oh.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Five, brought to you by illegal peach Search.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Lol's on iHeartRadio
Nerf's LOLs at 5:05 News
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