DIA PRESS CONFERENCE LOL

Why is the DIA construction project taking so long?... reasons. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three. Three afternoon everyone, DIA chieflu S Milnaughty
here with an update to the ongoing construction at Denver
International Airport. I know you're all wondering why the construction
here at DA is taking a bit longer than expected.
As you might have heard, we came across those underground
chambers beneath the terminal. Thought they might have been the

(00:21):
original baggage system, but appears they predate humanity as we
know it. And naturally this is slowed permits. Anybody who's
reading on their bathroom can tell you. We've also discovered
the blueprints sometimes change on their own, and in certain lighting,
hidden messages appear. Mike Aage's to clerical error. These things
happen this, Ramonati, I noticed something about the hallways in

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your briefing. Yes, you may have all noticed that some
corridors appear and disappear, which happens. Oh yeah, and some
contractors have reported seeing shadows that move faster than security
cameras can catch them. This is Denver, people, Weed is legal, okay. Also,
energy reading suggests parts of the airport may be alive,
typical of a project this size. And finally, everyone's asking

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about the Great Hall. It cannot be completed until the
Council of Twelve gives approval, which I have been assured
will happen during the next Mercury retrograde, when the portal
to the ballast Luxe or Tempolum can be accessed, and
the mighty Blue Siffer will take his human form and
rule over the ashes of this plane of existence, a plane. Funny,
I said that because it's an airport. Also, we're still

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looking for Alex from Paradise down there. In short, we're
delayed because the airport has termites. Appreciate your patience. You
should not ask any more questions. Yeah, nurves Lol at
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