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May 13, 2026 52 secs

There's a dating app for everyone now... including hoarders!  Introducing E-Hoard! 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's hard to meet someone if you never leave your house.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
I need a hord mate who never throws anything away.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
My last husband hated my collection of squished cats.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
My ex wife threw away my feces.

Speaker 5 (00:14):
Everyone deserves love, even you filthy horders collectors. Whatever makes
your perfect mate at ehord dot com the single site
core hoarders collector nobody cares. Ehord uses hundreds of algorithms
to find your perfect matcheno horn mates.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have nowhere to put my boo.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
But I collect toilets. I have no teeth.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I have a whole room of dentures.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I collect black heads.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I have lots of blackheads.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Ooh may I thank you?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
E hord can't find my computer.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Your heart will flutter when you share your clutter at
ehort dot com.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
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