MOVE TO UTAH LOL

Denver is full.  If you're thinking of moving here, maybe you should try UTAH! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey moret Hey, Jeb, where have you been? I moved
to Utah, Utah? I've heard of that.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
What's it like? You'd love it?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
It's a lot like Colorado, mountains, open space, even a city.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Wow, that does sound like Colorado. Well what about beer?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
It exists in a refreshing three point two alcohol by volume?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Does Utah have sports? Utah has kind.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Of a basketball team, a new hockey team with a bandwagon,
and the Denver Broncos are only a short eight hour
drive away.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Neat Well what about the weed situation? No, you'll go
to jail. How are the people of Utah? Utah may have.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
A reputation of being full of judgy weirdos, but more
normal people are moving there all the time.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I swear. I thought you couldn't swear in Utah. You can't.
You'll go right to jail. Haaa.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Wow, sounds like Utah has been really great for you.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Should I move to Utah? You bet?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Like I said, we could really use some more normal people.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Like now that sells it. I'm moving to Utah. Hate
for by stop moving to Denver dot

Speaker 3 (01:11):
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