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October 24, 2025 1 min
You had a boyfriend, now you have a mustache...'d boyfriend.  
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Book Channel ninety thirty three. So your boyfriend has a mustache.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Now, congratulations, he's entered an exciting new phase of manhood,
the ironic gentleman. At first, you may notice small changes.
He could begin saying things like this roast has notes
of carmel, or I can't I'm curing my own bacon.
Don't worry, this is perfectly normal mustache behavior. Soon, your

(00:26):
once ordinary boyfriend may develop a fondness for artisanal hobbies.
Watch as he spends entire weekends making candles, ermenting kombucha,
or discussing the mouthfeel of tapwater. Social outings could change too.
Instead of dinner in a movie, prepare for final listening
sessions and pop up poetry nights. You may even hear
him use new vocabulary words like besfolk, heritage, and aperture.

(00:51):
If this happens, just nod politely and offer him a
small match ipa. Remember, ladies, your mustached man is still
a man, even if he does own three different types
of beard oil and believes he was born in a
round decade. So smile, adjust your beret, and hop on
the back of his vintage bicycle. Because your boyfriend doesn't
have a mustache. He is the mustache, and remember these

(01:13):
things often run their course. In six months.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Time he may grow it into a goatee. And listen
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