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November 7, 2025 1 min
Thanksgiving guy has had ENOUGH!  NO CHRISTMAS... NOT YET!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three. Hello, Hey, hi Thanksgiving guy. Here?
Am I the only one losing my mind right now?
Because it's November And I go to the grocery shore
and they got Christmas cookies and Christmas lights and Christmas trees.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Like like Thanksgiving just got a pig slip. I'm trying
to figure out how to brine.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
A turkey and suddenly I got jingle bounds happening on
Aisle seven.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's too much. Even driving home, we got the decorations.
I drove by a house last night.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
It's already got a full Nativity.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Scene, an a Santa and Frosty when we should be
thinking more about pumpkin pie.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Listen, I'm Thanksgiving guy. I love Thanksgiving. I lift the Thanksgiving,
but we all should. The turkey, the stuff in the football,
the one day where your family pretends to like each other.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
This is art, this is culture, this is America.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
And I'm supposed to just give that all up to
go by gifts and stringlight and so let's just all
reel it in a bit, shall we?

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Folks?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Remember Santa can wait, because until that fourth Thursday of November,
it's turkey time. Nurse lol At five oh five search
Lol's on iHeartRadio,

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