Episode Transcript
Channel ninety three to three.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
This holiday season, the future has arrived and it's wearing
a red suit.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
For the first Christmas ever, Santa is now an.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
AI in su Chocolate Trips.
Speaker 5 (00:15):
That's right, we've replaced jolly old Saint Nickquin, the world's
most powerful artificial intelligence.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Does AI Santa know if I've been good? Oh?
Speaker 6 (00:23):
He knows everything you told your you would box lawyer.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
He sees you when you're sleeping because monitor, he knows
when you're awake.
Speaker 7 (00:33):
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Speaker 5 (00:37):
And he knows if you've been better good because he
bought your entire search history from data brokers Pornhub. This
Christmas be extra good because there's a small chance that
Santa might.
Speaker 7 (00:47):
Night Everyone on the launty list.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Looks like your axe is fight Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Nurse loll at five or five search L's on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
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