Happy Halloween! We spent out dress-up budget very appropriately this year with out Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley costumes (plus The Lorax). Check it out on our Instagram @breeandclint.
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Episode Transcript
Hi, everybody, Welcome to the after party. We're Halloween and
we're currently dressed as Flitchborne and Hailey from Zidim's Morning Show,
along with the Lorax because we needed a fourth costume.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, and I didn't want to be hem in the
gym and the dog, So Halloween, Halloween.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm wearing pantyhose and a mini squat.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I looked like a lumberjack and then when you put
your beard on your chin, you look like a known Yeah,
complimentary old chin beard.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
They go chin face.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah. This lipstick, yeah, really dried my lips out. How
do you guys do it? Well? I don't know if
you got me a good one or not.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I took it off the free table. I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh did you it was already used.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, it was completely unopened.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I was sealed.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It might be a lip stain, that's why it's That's
why it drives your lips out.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I've been licking the ship out of it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
See hasn't come off your lips.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Is it not?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
How do you get it off?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
You just have to get like a wet paper towel,
like a makeup wipe, and it will come off.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's like few because I've got a boys trip tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It comes off or just like a bit of cleanser
or like something.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Is it weird if I take home the lipstick?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It barely touched my lips a little.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Are you gonna sniff it?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Well okay, that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Does seem like you want to kiss me though.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Licker like Ella. She's called Ella a sniffer lickernfer locker.
She's a sniffer yourself confessed, Oh my smelly top.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah yes, I.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Told you guys about my friend that used to smell
her fingers. A oh you don't. No, canceled you guys
treating tonight.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Now My daughters are currently trickle treating you?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Are They dressed as.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
One fairy, one witch, their own original.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I used to go as a witch literally every year.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
So he was a witch last year, should be a
witch again this year?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Wi witch is so popular.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
But they're very Halloween.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Have they not heard of witches get stitches?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I heard witches get the bitches. Anyway, she's got a
cat and a broom and a hat.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah so good. But they got it sharing their lollies, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well, Lucy makes them portion them out into individual bags,
and then classic older younger child. The older one saves
all of her lollies for as long as possible to
make those lollies last nine months.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
And then the youngest one is like.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And then you all gone? Can you share with me
a little bit?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
A little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Sounds about right? Yeah, that's like when me and my
sister used to get Easter eggs and I'd eat all
of my one day.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, I'm going for a couple of weeks, going two weeks, two.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Weeks on stand down.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
But you'll be away from one of those weeks.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
We'll be away for the second one of them.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, don't miss me if there's no podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, not next week you will get one, but the
weekend they're going to miss you.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And then we'll be back better than ever to really
tear up the back end of this year.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I love tearing up the back end.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's so grim. I said it on purpose.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Same, what were you talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I was talking about the radio show. Same, what were
you talking about? Fuck up La Rex la Rex calm down.
I'm one for the tree.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't know, I honestly don't know how people have beards.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Ay like this is so incheing. I assume real ones aren't.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
That's not. Yeah, well I've got that's wegne and I
understand if we have long here, but I's got both.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I don't understand how people have pubes. I go, what
colored Drick the lo rex pubeses are yellow yellow. I
can take a look at you.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
On yellow house with a blue little window and a
blue corvett and everything is blue for him and his tubes.
Do you have any questions for the while you're here?
Where'd you come from?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I come from your mom's house. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
When you look at the time, I think we're gonna go,
we gotta go. We're gonna go. We're anked. It's a Friday.
I need to He's got to go to a secret location.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
No, I'm just going on a holiday.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
To a secret location.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
She's going away to a retreat. She grew retreat climbing
up a tree. And it's not and it's not rehab.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay, how goo would rehab been?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'd love for a little state rehab. Alright, let's go.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I want to get addicted to something so I can
go to rehab.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I mean that's not the best idea.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
What if it's just like porn rehab, the Loser and
pawn rehab. Yeah, all the other patients are like a
wank today, Loser. I'm like no heroin yet you're like no, no, loser.
Mine's a real thing. Yours is just jacking it too much.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
What the hell? How do we get here? For one
second by blame the laureate.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I blame the laurates. To go see our pictures on
our Instagram account of our Halloween costumes. This will all
make more sense if you do that. Bye bye. Play
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