January 20, 2026 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Got something.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hi, everybody, Welcome to the after partty Cordia. Can we
have a new set of these for this year? Please?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I should have done that while you guys weren't here
and I was back last week and I literally forgot
until we recorded yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yes, one hundred.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Just like to feel fresh. I don't feel fresh now.
It's like coming back and having the same Mondays on
as last year.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You haven't done that shit.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I feel gross if I wear my undies more than
you know, a day. Yeah, nothing worse than that.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
In my degree, in the more than.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
A day, I'm saying, there is situations where you like
sleepover or like you know, you go a.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Little bit longer, peck some fresh undies for your sleep all.
Ideally you haven't spent the whole night indes at a spontaneous.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Hopefully they're not on at all.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, hopefully they've been taken off.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It's been a while since you about the sleepover.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I hanging off the fan ceilings. What do you call me?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I have something. My partner and I are in a fight,
and I need to ask your guy's opinion on the situation.
So here's what's happened.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Right of you to use this on the podcast and
we need so much content. But yeah, go for it.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Should I save it? Then? Well we could do it
here and we could know.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
We're not going to be one of those shows.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Now do it now because you don't. Okay, here's the situation.
My partner and I we're big foodies. We love food,
we love cooking, we love going out to eat. It's
like it's like one of our things, right, two feeders
that we do together. Yes, we love it. Anyway, we
have been talking about this particular restaurant that we have
(01:54):
wanted to go to for I reckon Ragtag for three maybe.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Four months and Westmere Westmere, Yeah, and Auckland.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We've been talking about of ages with her great things.
Every time we drive past, we're like, oh, we need
to go blah blah blah blah blah. Gets busy. Anyway,
we haven't got around to it, but we've talked about
it multiple times where we've both said how much we
want to go. My partner this morning turns around to
me and says, oh, babe, remember I'm not at home
(02:24):
tonight for dinner. And I said, oh, oh, where are
you going? She says, I'm going. I'm going to ragtag
with my friend with my friend, whose idea was it?
So I asked that she claims it was her friend's idea.
I call bs, and so I invited myself to the dinner.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
So that's a good I think that's a good way
to deal with that. Yeah, because your partner did have
the ability to say even if it was the friend's idea,
she did have the ability to go, oh, oh, I
can't go there. I promise Bree that we'll go there soon. Yeah,
I'm saving that one. Can we go to one of
the other fifty restaurants.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
There's million of them. Or if we're going to go there,
can Bree come along? No? I hate her?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Who are you friends with the friend?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Why weren't you invited initially?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I'm not like super good friends with her? And I
think and I get it. Sometimes you just want to
catch up one on one, you know, with one friend,
like we do everything together everything literally, But that she's just.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well, there's making the start of the conversation.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
She's just moved back from this friend, sleep her every night,
pillow fight, pillow fight, her friends just moved back from London.
I think it was like that big or we just
want to catch up.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You know, they come of whatever you need to tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Anyway, I invited myself.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Do they know that you've invited? Juice up or up?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Cutting?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Fucking great?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
But that's why I wanted to leave it early today
because I'm going to turn up.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You should already be there.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Because I made sure. I was like, oh and what
time is this dinner happening? And my partner gave over
that information.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
So if you're listening to this right now, we've already
told you the restaurant, in the location, go the more
the myria.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Why not? Yeah, everyone is invited. Now, everyone is welcome.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Ragtag along. Good, It's good, good, okay, good, all right, good, good,
good God?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Do you feel awkward?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I just feel like we're a bit under time. So
I was just scouring my brain cave for anymore my
brain cave. I'm depleted though.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Hold on, let's just let's see. Let's I just want
to try something and just want to do something in
Clint's brain cave. Hold on, Reddy, Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Hello, idel I felt that echo. Yeah, I'm going to
pick up a trade me purchase.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Oh what did you buy?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Matching discs for my daughter's huge Yeah? Well, look at
his desk. The's Ikea ones, but their second hand so
they were the second hand era two hundred bucks at
Ikea each Sky had two up for a dollar reserve down.
So offered him fifty bucks and I'm going to get them.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I want to see it.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Just a great yess. Still good deal, fucking good deal,
great deal. I hope they fit in the back of
my car though, because I don't have a trailer.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
If you guys are flaunting your purchases in front of
No spind Alley, oh yeah, hard.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's been so hard.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Where do you get your rush from? We're usually a
vape but I don't have that I do.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It's been a hard day day two at work, no bake.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I'm so anti vaping this year until I've had four beers.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's when I I'm like.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
So judgmental people on the vape. And then as soon
as probably the third beer touches my life?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Why is it? Why does it work like that? What's
what's the thing in your brain that just like is like,
because we're being naughty?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Are we so normal?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Am I better than you because I don't crave the vape?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh my god? Than us?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Claudia gets to a certain point in the night though,
where she will have a couple of buffs and I
just put it.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I gave you, I gave you my vape died and
you were gusted about it.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Nah, it's fun. She was in she was in her
bad girl era. She was going through that break up
and she was like having bread winter. She was over
the sad.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Shave your legs.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
She went from.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Sad to bad, kind of pet it out.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Now she's mad and she's sleeping with a mad who's dead.
Everybody is someone's dead, true, what not?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Everybody hat.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
That sinking And I'll leave you and leave you that.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm not leave your dad.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Let it sink.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
If you don't get it.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
If you don't get it, that's you. Just let it
sink on.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I could be your daddy though.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Hey, just remember everybody is someone's dead.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Amen, I still don't get it. Play zitims Brion Clint On, Answer, Facebook,
TikTok and live weekdays from three on zim
Got something.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hi, everybody, Welcome to the after partty Cordia. Can we
have a new set of these for this year? Please?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I should have done that while you guys weren't here
and I was back last week and I literally forgot
until we recorded yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yes, one hundred.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Just like to feel fresh. I don't feel fresh now.
It's like coming back and having the same Mondays on
as last year.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You haven't done that shit.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I feel gross if I wear my undies more than
you know, a day. Yeah, nothing worse than that.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
In my degree, in the more than.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
A day, I'm saying, there is situations where you like
sleepover or like you know, you go a.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Little bit longer, peck some fresh undies for your sleep all.
Ideally you haven't spent the whole night indes at a spontaneous.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Hopefully they're not on at all.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, hopefully they've been taken off.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It's been a while since you about the sleepover.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I hanging off the fan ceilings. What do you call me?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I have something. My partner and I are in a fight,
and I need to ask your guy's opinion on the situation.
So here's what's happened.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Right of you to use this on the podcast and
we need so much content. But yeah, go for it.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Should I save it? Then? Well we could do it
here and we could know.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
We're not going to be one of those shows.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Now do it now because you don't. Okay, here's the situation.
My partner and I we're big foodies. We love food,
we love cooking, we love going out to eat. It's
like it's like one of our things, right, two feeders
that we do together. Yes, we love it. Anyway, we
have been talking about this particular restaurant that we have
(01:54):
wanted to go to for I reckon Ragtag for three maybe.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Four months and Westmere Westmere, Yeah, and Auckland.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We've been talking about of ages with her great things.
Every time we drive past, we're like, oh, we need
to go blah blah blah blah blah. Gets busy. Anyway,
we haven't got around to it, but we've talked about
it multiple times where we've both said how much we
want to go. My partner this morning turns around to
me and says, oh, babe, remember I'm not at home
(02:24):
tonight for dinner. And I said, oh, oh, where are
you going? She says, I'm going. I'm going to ragtag
with my friend with my friend, whose idea was it?
So I asked that she claims it was her friend's idea.
I call bs, and so I invited myself to the dinner.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
So that's a good I think that's a good way
to deal with that. Yeah, because your partner did have
the ability to say even if it was the friend's idea,
she did have the ability to go, oh, oh, I
can't go there. I promise Bree that we'll go there soon. Yeah,
I'm saving that one. Can we go to one of
the other fifty restaurants.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
There's million of them. Or if we're going to go there,
can Bree come along? No? I hate her?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Who are you friends with the friend?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Why weren't you invited initially?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I'm not like super good friends with her? And I
think and I get it. Sometimes you just want to
catch up one on one, you know, with one friend,
like we do everything together everything literally, But that she's just.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well, there's making the start of the conversation.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
She's just moved back from this friend, sleep her every night,
pillow fight, pillow fight, her friends just moved back from London.
I think it was like that big or we just
want to catch up.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You know, they come of whatever you need to tell you.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Anyway, I invited myself.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Do they know that you've invited? Juice up or up?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Cutting?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Fucking great?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
But that's why I wanted to leave it early today
because I'm going to turn up.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You should already be there.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Because I made sure. I was like, oh and what
time is this dinner happening? And my partner gave over
that information.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
So if you're listening to this right now, we've already
told you the restaurant, in the location, go the more
the myria.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Why not? Yeah, everyone is invited. Now, everyone is welcome.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Ragtag along. Good, It's good, good, okay, good, all right, good, good,
good God?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Do you feel awkward?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I just feel like we're a bit under time. So
I was just scouring my brain cave for anymore my
brain cave. I'm depleted though.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Hold on, let's just let's see. Let's I just want
to try something and just want to do something in
Clint's brain cave. Hold on, Reddy, Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Hello, idel I felt that echo. Yeah, I'm going to
pick up a trade me purchase.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Oh what did you buy?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Matching discs for my daughter's huge Yeah? Well, look at
his desk. The's Ikea ones, but their second hand so
they were the second hand era two hundred bucks at
Ikea each Sky had two up for a dollar reserve down.
So offered him fifty bucks and I'm going to get them.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I want to see it.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Just a great yess. Still good deal, fucking good deal,
great deal. I hope they fit in the back of
my car though, because I don't have a trailer.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
If you guys are flaunting your purchases in front of
No spind Alley, oh yeah, hard.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's been so hard.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Where do you get your rush from? We're usually a
vape but I don't have that I do.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It's been a hard day day two at work, no bake.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I'm so anti vaping this year until I've had four beers.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's when I I'm like.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
So judgmental people on the vape. And then as soon
as probably the third beer touches my life?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Why is it? Why does it work like that? What's
what's the thing in your brain that just like is like,
because we're being naughty?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Are we so normal?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Am I better than you because I don't crave the vape?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh my god? Than us?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Claudia gets to a certain point in the night though,
where she will have a couple of buffs and I
just put it.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I gave you, I gave you my vape died and
you were gusted about it.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Nah, it's fun. She was in she was in her
bad girl era. She was going through that break up
and she was like having bread winter. She was over
the sad.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Shave your legs.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
She went from.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Sad to bad, kind of pet it out.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Now she's mad and she's sleeping with a mad who's dead.
Everybody is someone's dead, true, what not?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Everybody hat.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
That sinking And I'll leave you and leave you that.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm not leave your dad.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Let it sink.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
If you don't get it.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
If you don't get it, that's you. Just let it
sink on.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I could be your daddy though.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Hey, just remember everybody is someone's dead.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Amen, I still don't get it. Play zitims Brion Clint On, Answer, Facebook,
TikTok and live weekdays from three on zim
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