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January 22, 2026 11 mins

We're talking our two favourite topics - butts and urban myths. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fie six five six seven eight, t Y, you can't
take me hard to go.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
I played that one yesterday you did. This is a
shame because we're trying to distance ourselves from yesterday's one,
because we got so heavily criticized.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
To restart fresh, we.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Did critically really nice about it, but they just said please,
no more heavy chats like that.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
They just said no, they said no more vegan chat.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, yeah, t if you know they were nice about it,
they were nice about it.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
To bring that up again, then, huh, Yeah, you guys
should put bitter topics.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, Claudia, Yeah, yeah, you should. You should produce the
bit of topics talking about let's.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Give the producers the floor.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm handing the mic to the person who thinks she's
got better ideas than us. Claudia talking about butts.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Let's go, okay, what do you what do you want
to talk about?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Do you like a good butt?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Butt man?

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
But man, have you ever put sumb me in your butt,
even just like a finger.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Just to see you've had a doctor's finger up there?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
No, I haven't. I've talked about this. No, it's coming though.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
He tried to get a doctor to do it, and
the doctor was like, you're too young, and it's like,
do I.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Please, doc?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
He didn't. No, No, I didn't request a finger in
the butt. I just to requested statistical check.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
I thought you requested a prostate exam, but.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
You get one when you're forty.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, you get it for your birth What a nice
surprise for you next year? Happy birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Should I do it on here? We'll cross your story
about when we got our producer a prostate exam live
on here? No, because crack up man, it was radio
and radio we got chang of prostate exam have on air,
poor man. But the guy who came in to do

(02:03):
it turns out he because he said he was a doctor,
but he wasn't a doctor. He was a trainee doctor
and he wasn't allowed to be out there practicing license.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Lack of lines. Yes, did he approach you or did
you approach the handle?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
We just sit on here? Can some Is there a
doctor that can help us with us? And he was like, yep, help,
he's on the weird But again twenty tens, we didn't checkers.
Are you here?

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay? He said, I'm tired?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, why are you from what.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Big wait, guys, it's a joke.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, anyway, she was.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
About to say, I haven't had six in ages.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Anyway, you have that.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Good for you.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Thanks have you one of your bloody business us.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Speaking of butts.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
What what what else do you guys want to talk about? Ella?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I provided a great topic.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Who's your favorite celebrity?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
But oh, good question.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Hated Rivalry has great butts on it.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
There's a new Neon.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Show everyone's talking about heated rivalry, thirsty for heated rivalry, funny.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Gay hockey one.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yeah, some perky bums.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I've heard there's a lot of bums in that show.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah, lots of but because it's like shot really nicely
on the bums, well, like it's just like a nice
show to watch, Like it's kind of done.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Gay men have great bums.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
His reasons, they do a huge generalization. I feel like
I've seen more gay bums than you though.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna lie. We are you
seeing so many gay bums?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Gay friends?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Why they were showing you the bum you asked? You
never asked to see my bum There's a reason for that.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Okay, Whip showed us your crack.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
What I feel like he would have kind of like
a be white and it'd be kind of little and
bit hairy. When did you show us your crack? I
don't need to see it. I know.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I don't think I got my crack it.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
I made a video.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Oh my god, what was that for my last co host?
He won't maybe talking about this. He had this really.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Unusual thing with his bum where his bum crack was
really high up his body.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Like John Lennon.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Was low, wasn't.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
It was high?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, Jo's got a weird bum. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
It was quite the medical marvel.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
So like he'd be wearing his pants and like his
pants would be sitting quite high, but his bum crack
still loud.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
It was so weird. Man shout out to Gorndy destined.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
To be a plumber.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Fighting nature on that one.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
He was.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
I told you this, dwarfs are weird.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
What a dwarf story?

Speaker 5 (05:08):
I told you?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Have you go on, then I'll cut it out if
it's not appropriate.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Okay, true story.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
This guy who for the for the content of the story,
he is autistic. He calls his dad. His dad's away,
he's at home, going dad, Dad, have caught a goblin
I've caught a goblin.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
No, seriously, it's not.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
It happened. It's one hundred percent true. My friend's co
worker's brother.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Okay, okay, you tell the story. Friends, I will tell
you about how I've heard the story twenty years ago.
But yeah, kidding me. Have you goes to the park? No,
something in the wardrobe?

Speaker 5 (05:47):
No?

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Really, yeah, okay, cought a goblin. Please come home, dad,
it's in the garage. Please have caught a goblin and
the desert. Okay, I'll come home. The dad goes home
into the garage and the son the guys like, here
it is.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Here's the goblin.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
And he captured a real like.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
I don't know if you call them a dwarf for a.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
Little person called them a little purse person captured.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
This is an old it's an old wives tale legend.
It's the same as the story about the girl who
shat in the one night stands toilet.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
And put it in lift it in the apartment.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
The toilet got blocked, and then she left it on
the bench and she closed the door behind her and locked,
and she had to break in and rob her own
ship out of the house.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
And same as the one where the person was dog
sitting and the dog died and they had to.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Took them on the on the fucking bus or the subway, took.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
It on a bus and then the bag got stolen.
They're all old wi.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
But I'm like, this will be an urban legend.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
And it is.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Have you heard it?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yes? And the version I heard it was a down person.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Google it.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Google it and see if it comes up. It will,
it'll come up and read it and come up on
other places. It's the same as you know what another
old wives tale was?

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Is it old wives tale? Yeah, urban legend, not old
wives tale.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
No.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Old wives tale is like a remedy or something.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, it's like, oh, if you put hot water in
bread and you put it around.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Like you'urine in a stiet or clear.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Stuff like that, that's an old wives tale.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Another urban legend was the story about the girl who
hooked up with the guy out at the nightclub and
he was.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Weird and cremy. You shouldn't say it, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, weird and creepy, and then he was like, come
back to my place and she was like, nah, I
think I'm okay. And then the next day she woke
up with like a rash around her face. The doctor
went to the doctor, and the doctor tested it and
they were like, oh, you've tested positive.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
For like like these you can only get from.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
A rash that you get from like coming into contact
with like a decomposing body. And then they went to
the guy's apartment and he had a dead person under
his bed.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
He was a murderer.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
These are the stories.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah, these are all the urban legends.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
So that story is designed to scare people out of
one night stand. The ship in the toilet one is
to scare girls out of doing po's at other people's houses.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Just so wronged to do that.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
For the first time.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
I'm not very good at googling, so I need to.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
I was like, oh, I didn't find anything.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
By the way, I was having drinks with some friends
over summer and they said, I heard the most unhinged
thing on your show last year. And it was something
that you said, Clint is a friends of ours, Yes,
And I said, what was it?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
How you feel about women's rights, because that was pretty fucked. Now,
you said we should take the vote back off women.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I never said that. I said we should take the
vote off ella.

Speaker 6 (09:05):
Oh, yeah, I actually know more about I think American
politics at this point in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, okay, oh.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
Okay, you next time you tell a STORYTK.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
You only get your news from TikTok and you should care.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
About Yeah, but I watched CNN TikTok anyway, story they said.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
She was hugely critical of my stance on doing number
twos at cafes.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Still remember you? And I said, what if? Like it's dire.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
I just don't think you should scared? Who cares?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
She said? If I got to go, I'm going to go.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Can I ask, like serious question, not to not to
make it heavy, but like what if what are you
instilling in your your two daughters?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Like we're concerned about this, You bring it up all
the time.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
I don't bring it up all the time.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Nothing, I don't nothing. I don't put it on them
at all. So children, the children, I know.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
But like, do you think you being weird about not
doing fart like doing farts, you know, not wanting to
do poos at cafe? No?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Absolutely not, absolutely not. They've put multiple cafes.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Good for them.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Can we go pre farted on me today?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I did not?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
It was.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
You fard it on the back of my head. You
want me down?

Speaker 4 (10:39):
My house isn't that high?

Speaker 5 (10:42):
You'd be surprised.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
That's like the old co host, his ayes would.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Would have got you right in the face, cracks at
eye level.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
I should get him to send a picture of it.
It's quite Yeah, it was a big look. It was
a bit hairy, ye, fair enough.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
This has been so fun.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
There's been a weird.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
Where are you going? We have to go home and
eat a curry with my husband, my sister, my sister's boyfriend,
her boyfriend's brother, and the boyfriend's best friend and my
mom and sister.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Holy shit, that might have been the most boring part
of this whole podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
And I all have to eat a vegan curry.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Oh my god, I'm going to kill you.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
Actually, it's only Thursday, four days back.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
You guys been.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
We got on.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
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Speaker 6 (11:43):
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Speaker 3 (11:52):
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