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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Go and see what you're feeling. See what you're feeling.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh look, I just I'm a bit disappointed that there's
no new podcast openers and I look, I don't want
to point fingers. It's not anyone's fault other.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Than claud.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Gladia's fingering herself. You can't see that she's pointing fingers
at herself. I saw a clip today from a podcast
that I follow. It's with you know Meddie Jay in Australia.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
That was on the Bachelor, Two Doting dads.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, he's got another podcast with his wife. Now, okay,
because she's very funny as well.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
She's got another podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
And then she's got another podcast. Is she a radio personality?
Why is she? She won the bachelore She won the Bachelor.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So they so he was the Bachelor and she was
on his season and he picked her at the end.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Right and she and then they became quite famous.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But yeah, they both.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
He was already famous and then she became famous because
obviously she got Well.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I like them both, and the more podcasts you guys do,
the better. I'm not going to listen to them, but
I'll watch all the clips.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
That you put out on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I don't have time to listen to four podcasts.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I saw it. No, I don't have time to listen
to one.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I saw a clip they put out today which I'm
embarrassed that it resonated with me.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay, have listened to us?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Do you know what I learned?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
That pad sticks to the undies?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What I thought?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
The pad stuck to the the.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That part to the body. Sorry? When did you learn this?
Like six months ago?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
God, I didn't know. I just thought it makes It's
like a I thought it made sense to stick to
the person, not to stick to thedies. What if someone
has a bush.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It sticks to that?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
What did you think? They thought it stuck to our flats?
I thought it stuck to the person.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Do you think them?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, I don't, and you did, but I did. But
that clip didn't teach me that, But I learned about it.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, how did you learn?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
What was the moment when it was.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
An ad and you know how they have like three
D visuals where like the undies meet the pad And
I was like, is.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That the way that it works?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
What? What do you think of the is the point?
What did you ever think was the point of the
pads with the wings.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
The wings.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I went straight to the wings in my mind, and
to be honest, I never really thought about it because.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
The wings hook around the undies that iconic New Zealand
ad where the guy puts the pads on his arms
and he's pretending to be like a superhero.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Is that key with correct when?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah? No, the trans Testament played here a lot. But yeah,
right to that point where did he stick them?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Clud But like there's a sticky side on his skin
and a non sticky side. Yes, yeah, but he's stuck
the sticky side on his skin, not that, not that
padded side. Put the padded side nicely on your flat
so that would it would hurt? Otherwise why would you?
Why would we stick the sticky side.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
On trying to That's a really good point.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That's a really good point. That one side is the
sticky side of one side.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Is the absorbent side.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, properly.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
And if I'd spent more than five seconds thinking about it,
I would have figured that out.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Would Probably he's bringing a used pat a pair.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
It's not, it's a repaired it's it's the actual one
from the air.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Is that the wings? Do they have wings? Do they
have wings?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
It sure does. You're using the big ones.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
These are free from work.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Excuse you, I got a wide seconds standard.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
That was a joke. I don't know the difference.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Clinton also big ones just for more blood.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And what are the fun facts on the on the thing?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Fun? You know?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
We should make him? Do I want you to put
it on your undies to see how it feels.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I can do that for you.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yes, will turn around.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I had no idea there were fun facts inside these.
It goes to the bathroom and comes back going guys.
Did you know this is our version of your version
of spades?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, yeah, I mean we drink spats as well, but.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Now that's a boys drink. We drink pink drinks.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Do you go fantails here?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Fun fact from the libpad there's a family in Italy
that feel almost no pain.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Wow, that is a fun effect.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Put it on?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Put it okay, he's going to duck out and do that.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You're being filmed.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Do you know how to do it? Good? Do you
know whether you know where the flap's going? Like the
middle should be like near your perenium flash? I mean,
gooch is the male version? Do you remember putting on
for the first time. I hate pads. I mean, I
know they serve a purpose, and you know, especially when
you like you first get your period, it's terrifying if
(04:37):
you're going to put bloody tamp on up there. But
oh god, I hate wearing a pad. I actually love
a little free, free moment. I have not worn a pad.
What it's missy No like period, I love period. I
rate them, I rate them massive. I haven't worn a
pad in iraicon twenty years. Wow, I get thrush from it,
(04:59):
so I can't. Yeah, they hated a jet last. I
don't know how this will be going down. I think
he's on all the way to the bathroom, ran away
the boys. I mean, if he's wearing like briefs. No, wait,
what's the little shorts that men all men wear, like
the little shorts, not boxes, but like you know, brief
(05:21):
brief because you know how an undies is a clear
spot to put it where. It's like that you're just
gonna have to guess a tidy whities man, he'd be
wearing his little skims in bloody good always kind.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Of put it on.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Oh okay, hold on.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
How does it feel? Okay? I mean I definitely know
that it's there.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
And then I.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Ran back from the bathroom and so I could feel
it and then hold on, let me just check something.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Permission to tap you on the back?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I was going to see.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I feel a little nappy bar, like a little nappy bar.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hate it.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I hate it. You know, like if you're playing sport
and someone comes and taps you on the barm and pad.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, you're awful now you You stuck it to your undies? Right?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You know what they should do, you know, they should
do what they should make teenage boys do this at
high school. They should give them to pop these in
their undies just so they know and so they have
an appreciation.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah see.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
And also, you don't sound like an idiot on a
podcast twenty years later?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Do you stick it to the vege?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Just stick it right on right?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh, you just stuck a shirt.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
On your vege. That's as you many me because I
believe that as well.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Both of you.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Wow, what a podcast?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
You know where tampons go?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah in the bum right straight up there and the nose.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
No, I reckon, honestly. In terms of the drink, In
terms of the period world period, Undies one of the
best inventions in the last twenty years. You know what
wasn't the cup? Fucking moon cup.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Get my limited knowledge of period maintenance. The mooncup was
short lived once the Undies came on the scene.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, I think it's just a way bitter idea Like
the moon cup. You have to have like a separate
pot where you boil it and all this kind of bullshit. Nah,
no fags, hondys, pop them in the wash, good to go.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Anyway, I'm better remember to take this pad out before
I go home, because if I just check these in
the laundry and my wife's like, what the fuck just
going on?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
You will remember because it's very noticeable when you walk
or just moving.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
The General was going to say, can I pee myself?
It's not it's not that far.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I was going to say, No, you'll need a full
You'll need a full nappy for that.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It's more in the more in the it's more on
the number two zone than the number one's own.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, is it near you?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Like? Middle is the middle part of the pad, like.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Say gooch and back, Yeah, och and back. It sort
of straddles the area between my the bottom of my
ball os and the beginning of my a hole.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Per Did you do you guys have? Clint will hate
this this topic, but did you guys.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Ever have you got one minute you want to start
a new topic?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, I was gonna ask, did they ever have? Do
they have a nightmare story of when popular pad didn't work? Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
We actually just did run out of time, So we'll
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Speaker 2 (08:32):
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