February 24, 2026 • 14 mins
On today's agenda: the hot lesbian cafe update, Claud's flightmare, did Bree and Ella kiss, and Ella stole Clint's plane seat.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We're all here, gang's all here, Fire up the agenda.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I had to get to this ship for so long.
First of all, good to have you back, Bri.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Thanks guys, good to be back.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Just one four hours of radio. You're getting the last
dregs of her voice.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Yeah, but I mean, I mean it's done pretty well,
to be honest, considering when you guys called me this
time yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh, you sound a million times better than that shit.
Before we crack into this and before you lose your voice,
I'm going to go over the agenda, and this is
people's chance to add anything to the agenda that has
to be added.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
So top of the list.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Top of the agenda is to address the situation surrounding
the hot lesbian.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Cafe and crash a man.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Agenda adem number two, which we kind of covered off yesterday,
which was Bree did brion Ella kiss? So that's done, yes,
And then the third one was Claudia's flight nightmare.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Oh finally, is that not making the main shit flight mayre?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I think we'll call it flight mayre, flight mayre. Anything
else that needs to be on the agenda.
Speaker 7 (01:05):
Umm, do you really think I won't suit a perm ella?
Speaker 6 (01:11):
And her plane seat.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yea, yeah yeah yeah. Rather also
in my seat on the flight, my window seat. That's
the whole that's the whole drama.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
And a little baby, and.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I have to be on clint side.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
And I just pointed out that you sat in my seat.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Just know if you ever do that to me, Ella.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
I will be seat.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I'll also have beef. Yeah, okay, so you're on my side.
Speaker 8 (01:43):
Yeah, not call premium seat.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Not cool, especially especially because Clint then had to be
an Ella's seat, which was a middle and there was
and there was a random sitting next to Clint. And
the worst part was Ella tried to play it off
like she was I'm just an innocent boy, saying, and
I just accidentally sat down.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
What I pre booked my seat. I chicked in with
plenty of time to spare. I got to the airboard
early enough to be relaxed, you know, just was just
looking forward to my window seat.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
That was all.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
I didn't do any of that, but I thought I
was taking initiative. You were fluffing about in the middle,
standing up, trying to figure everything out. I was like,
instead of me having to move the stranger aside. I'll
take initiative and just sit in your seat.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
See it's it's the the sheer, just like the respect disrespects,
throwing all.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The validating my feelings out the window.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
And this was not on the list.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I also I also think we should need to call
Amy from the text machine, who today was naming a
haystack day and she's tixt through saying hey, team name
in a haystack call x pole only hunger and Amy
might answer.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
We should call PTE closed.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Now should we just call a mobile number?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Why is that Amy?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Hi? Do you have to lead with? Hey, it's Spring Clint.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Hey, it's Spring Clint.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
We're looking for Amy.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, let's just call it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Okay, Okay, how do I hold on?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Hold on on?
Speaker 8 (03:29):
I always waited like a week and.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
A half distracted.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, that's because you've got the biggest two distractos in
the world over.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
How do I get the number?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
You can't.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
I can't believe you're not Rosio roast the out of me,
and they we're fucking calling someone.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I found it. It's all good.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I've got guys.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Okay, okay, so.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Please, So Sprinkling is we're wondering if an Amy he
was there.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
We're looking for an We're.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Looking for an Amy.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Hello, it's bring Clint from z M. We're looking for
an Amy.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
No, you've got.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Is Amy? Would you? Would you believe it? Probably not.
We haven't called you during name and at that's so
mean of us.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
We were going to call you at your work, Amy
and prank you and be like, we're wondering if Amy
was there, and then we realized you'd be on your
way home by now.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I would have lost my.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Two thousand, nine hundred bucks. Amy.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, yeah, just run it off, just be done.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yeah, can we send Can we send Amy some of
our chips?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Yes, Oh my god, I tried some the other day.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And you guys, good job.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Thanks thanks Amy.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Huh So the bagd only hit a couple.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Just ripped off. It's right, we'll get your fresh bag. Amy.
Just before you go, we need an impartial referee for this.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
If you go on a flight and you pre select
a window seat and then someone that you're traveling with
sits in your window seat, that is it okay or
not okay?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Book it's a COLLIEAE.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I booked the seat and ellis.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Not not co Ella.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Now Amy's telling you off Ella.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay, thanks Amy, Well we'll get in touch and organized
some chips for you.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Yeah you guys wrapped.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Thanks well, I guess that settles it.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
That does settle it. Now on to Claudia.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yeah, me, yay.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Claudia had the worst morning of my life. And the
worst part is I know it's my fault, but I didn't.
I wasn't stressed until I left the house. Like before
then I was like, oh my god, so much time,
this is so great. And then as soon as I
left the house and realized flights at six fifty, chicken
for a chicken bag that I did have was six
twenty and my arrival time at the airport was six fourteen,
(06:29):
so the trip.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
The flight was to Dunedin for our Baldwin Street broadcast.
The bag that Claudia needed to chicken was the broadcast
unit which would allow us to do the show.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Essentially the only bag that we needed.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
And you know what my first tip off that I
was not time.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
That you fucked up, that I'd fu Yeah, it.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Was that Clint said I'm in the lounge and I
was like, I'm just leaving my house.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
And then what about when five minutes later I was like,
I'm yeah, You're like I'm just about there.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I was like, I'm nearly there.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
And so I missaged Ala.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Being like what time are you getting there?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Just to like chicken and ridiculous, but it was horrific
and it.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Was a was also late.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
She was like cruisy for just like carry on bag.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
She was, you know, yeah, you look like you had
been through the ring.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yes, when we saw you like that kind of stress,
I've really like.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
Honestly is the most missed a plane before. And I
was so aware that the bag that I had was
so vital more than I was wondering, could I just
seen the bag security, you can grab it. But I missed.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Chicken for this bag and ended up having to take
it as carry on as well as my Duffel bag.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
So in New Zealand, I'm sorry. I brought two big
bags carry on.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
One of them was seventeen kilos.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Given.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Wow, there's a video on points phone of me arriving
on the plane and I thought, I was like holding.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Myself together, but I have got like a primal fear
in my eyes.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
It looks like you have just had your pants pulled
down in public.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
I was like, man, I'm crushing that.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
No one could tell how we had to get on
the plane. Yeah, we couldn't wait.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Waited for you as long as we could.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
And then close the doors.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I was the.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Last person on, and as I walked in the door
with my two big bags, I joked with the guy
at the door, like, oh, can you tell that I'm
miss Chicken, and he was like yes I can.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
It was like you probably have to put that one
at your feet.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
The only flight I have ever missed was when I
was with Clint and other producers and it was in
in Vocago ship It.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Was awful weed.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
It was in Vcago. The airport was basically empty. As
we walked in to the airport, they said they had
closed the chickens and we had a lot.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Of bags, a lot. I remember Anastasia and Ben needed
to get back for something.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Been needed to get to a wedding, and a station
needed to get to a festival on way Hiki Island.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
That's right, And so Clint and I were like, okay,
because there was two remember there was two seats available
for the next flight.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
No, they could get on because we were chicken on
the app they could get on the flight if we
didn't have bags, so we kept all of their bags, that's.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Right, and staying back and then waited for like four hours,
and they got on the flight and went back, and
we waited there for four hours for the next flight,
which was a connecting flight into Wellington.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Remember you and I talk one for the fucking team.
It was we haven't been given the opportunity, and we
would do that for you guys.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Shut and we were set in the lounge waiting to
have breakfast with you guys.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You just chose not to join them.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Some of us needed to go and fulfill our work commitments.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Finally, that brings us to the last item on the agenda,
which is the hot Lesbian The sadness of them all.
So our plan before Lord, this is how disjointed we've been.
This goes all the way back to our trip to
christ Church for Lord and the launch of our chippies.
The plan was, I was there a day early. I
was going to do a ricky on the Hot Lesbian Cafe, which,
if you're new to this show, hot Lesbian Cafe is
(10:19):
a cafe that Bri and I have dined at. Sounds
like a euphemism.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
A couple of times.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
When we first went there together, I went inside in
order and I went, man, there's good looking staff in here.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
And then Bri went into order and she came out
and she goes, they're all gay as fuck.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
They're all hot lesbians.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
So inno.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Since then, Claudia in particular has been gagging to get
back to the hot lesbian cafe to go.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
I've to get back to Who doesn't want to go
to a cafe where they're all hot lesbian want?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I was there a day early and I said, I'll
do a ricky, I'll go and check out the cafe.
And then I thought, no, no, let's do it together.
So I saved myself so selfless the pub instead.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
And then on the.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Friday before we did our big chip party launch broadcast,
we were going to meet there for a quick lunch,
you guys NB. I was like, Oh, hit down there, now.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Get us a table outside. I got there, I went inside, and.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I believe our favorite hot lesbian cafe is now under
new management and has a completely.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
New roster of staff. I mean, I can't be sure.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
They definitely have a different esthetic, and I would say
they have a different sexual persuasion as well.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
That's so, that's actually the worst news I've had all year.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
But then say the good news and Dunedin, Oh yeah,
not as good.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
I know.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
We just found one other hot lesbian working in a cafe. Yeah,
we were so desperate to be the case. Could this
be our new cafe?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Which you see a hot lesbian working at a cafe
from time to time, But the appeal of the cafe
in christ Church is that you rarely see the community,
the gaggle of lesbian, the hot gaggle of lesbians all
in one place.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I think it's a litter but one under definitely was though.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah she could have worked at the one in christ
she could.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah she could have.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
So so I sent the text and I said abandoned
mission and we never went.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Is that is that weird of us that we were
like not going no more?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Even good?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
They take the thing that you want off the menu?
Why would you dine there?
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Thank god, we never said the name of it.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Just had a great idea.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Start our own hot lesbian Yes in Auckland.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Who's organizing?
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Can you imagine that is called the bean?
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Maybe that's it?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Remember we've had this, We've had this chap before. It's
all coming back down now. And then I wanted to
and I wanted to call the cafe flickmer, Yes, shocking.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
I like it, but I don't get it.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Well, when you're in a gay relationship you like to
flick them, it doesn't have to.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Be gay flicking.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
It sounds awful.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Oh sorry, I shouldn't be the one explaining it.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Like raise your hand.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
And everyone with one if you've ever flicked it. No,
I didn't think something. Well, all of you, you were
too late.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
I've already said that no one had raised our head.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
We should call our cafe. Find fine, that's good, wismer Nah,
I think we've cleared the agenda. Let me just chick,
just chick. Claudia fucked up.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Fu La for stealing my seed, You for being met lesbian, KFA,
r O P and brian Ella hooked up.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
We're good.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Lot a lot of hot lesbian content.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
To get through.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Lovely lips, thank you.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
And it was a solid pick, you know, but not
too much like appropriate pick.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
I thought you were about to tongue me for a bit.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I thought you're about to You're about to find her.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Oh god, he's hit.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
You've made it play zis, Brian clint On, Answer, Facebook,
TikTok and
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Live weekdays from three on ZM
It's time.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We're all here, gang's all here, Fire up the agenda.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I had to get to this ship for so long.
First of all, good to have you back, Bri.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Thanks guys, good to be back.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Just one four hours of radio. You're getting the last
dregs of her voice.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Yeah, but I mean, I mean it's done pretty well,
to be honest, considering when you guys called me this
time yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh, you sound a million times better than that shit.
Before we crack into this and before you lose your voice,
I'm going to go over the agenda, and this is
people's chance to add anything to the agenda that has
to be added.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
So top of the list.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Top of the agenda is to address the situation surrounding
the hot lesbian.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Cafe and crash a man.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Agenda adem number two, which we kind of covered off yesterday,
which was Bree did brion Ella kiss? So that's done, yes,
And then the third one was Claudia's flight nightmare.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Oh finally, is that not making the main shit flight mayre?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I think we'll call it flight mayre, flight mayre. Anything
else that needs to be on the agenda.
Speaker 7 (01:05):
Umm, do you really think I won't suit a perm ella?
Speaker 6 (01:11):
And her plane seat.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yea, yeah yeah yeah. Rather also
in my seat on the flight, my window seat. That's
the whole that's the whole drama.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
And a little baby, and.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I have to be on clint side.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
And I just pointed out that you sat in my seat.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Just know if you ever do that to me, Ella.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
I will be seat.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I'll also have beef. Yeah, okay, so you're on my side.
Speaker 8 (01:43):
Yeah, not call premium seat.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Not cool, especially especially because Clint then had to be
an Ella's seat, which was a middle and there was
and there was a random sitting next to Clint. And
the worst part was Ella tried to play it off
like she was I'm just an innocent boy, saying, and
I just accidentally sat down.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
What I pre booked my seat. I chicked in with
plenty of time to spare. I got to the airboard
early enough to be relaxed, you know, just was just
looking forward to my window seat.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
That was all.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
I didn't do any of that, but I thought I
was taking initiative. You were fluffing about in the middle,
standing up, trying to figure everything out. I was like,
instead of me having to move the stranger aside. I'll
take initiative and just sit in your seat.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
See it's it's the the sheer, just like the respect disrespects,
throwing all.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The validating my feelings out the window.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
And this was not on the list.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I also I also think we should need to call
Amy from the text machine, who today was naming a
haystack day and she's tixt through saying hey, team name
in a haystack call x pole only hunger and Amy
might answer.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
We should call PTE closed.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Now should we just call a mobile number?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Why is that Amy?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Hi? Do you have to lead with? Hey, it's Spring Clint.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Hey, it's Spring Clint.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
We're looking for Amy.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, let's just call it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Okay, Okay, how do I hold on?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Hold on on?
Speaker 8 (03:29):
I always waited like a week and.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
A half distracted.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, that's because you've got the biggest two distractos in
the world over.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
How do I get the number?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
You can't.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
I can't believe you're not Rosio roast the out of me,
and they we're fucking calling someone.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I found it. It's all good.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I've got guys.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Okay, okay, so.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Please, So Sprinkling is we're wondering if an Amy he
was there.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
We're looking for an We're.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Looking for an Amy.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Hello, it's bring Clint from z M. We're looking for
an Amy.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
No, you've got.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Is Amy? Would you? Would you believe it? Probably not.
We haven't called you during name and at that's so
mean of us.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
We were going to call you at your work, Amy
and prank you and be like, we're wondering if Amy
was there, and then we realized you'd be on your
way home by now.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I would have lost my.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Two thousand, nine hundred bucks. Amy.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, yeah, just run it off, just be done.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yeah, can we send Can we send Amy some of
our chips?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Yes, Oh my god, I tried some the other day.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And you guys, good job.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Thanks thanks Amy.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Huh So the bagd only hit a couple.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Just ripped off. It's right, we'll get your fresh bag. Amy.
Just before you go, we need an impartial referee for this.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
If you go on a flight and you pre select
a window seat and then someone that you're traveling with
sits in your window seat, that is it okay or
not okay?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Book it's a COLLIEAE.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I booked the seat and ellis.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Not not co Ella.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Now Amy's telling you off Ella.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay, thanks Amy, Well we'll get in touch and organized
some chips for you.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Yeah you guys wrapped.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Thanks well, I guess that settles it.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
That does settle it. Now on to Claudia.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yeah, me, yay.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Claudia had the worst morning of my life. And the
worst part is I know it's my fault, but I didn't.
I wasn't stressed until I left the house. Like before
then I was like, oh my god, so much time,
this is so great. And then as soon as I
left the house and realized flights at six fifty, chicken
for a chicken bag that I did have was six
twenty and my arrival time at the airport was six fourteen,
(06:29):
so the trip.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
The flight was to Dunedin for our Baldwin Street broadcast.
The bag that Claudia needed to chicken was the broadcast
unit which would allow us to do the show.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Essentially the only bag that we needed.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
And you know what my first tip off that I
was not time.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
That you fucked up, that I'd fu Yeah, it.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Was that Clint said I'm in the lounge and I
was like, I'm just leaving my house.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
And then what about when five minutes later I was like,
I'm yeah, You're like I'm just about there.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I was like, I'm nearly there.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
And so I missaged Ala.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Being like what time are you getting there?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Just to like chicken and ridiculous, but it was horrific
and it.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Was a was also late.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
She was like cruisy for just like carry on bag.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
She was, you know, yeah, you look like you had
been through the ring.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yes, when we saw you like that kind of stress,
I've really like.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
Honestly is the most missed a plane before. And I
was so aware that the bag that I had was
so vital more than I was wondering, could I just
seen the bag security, you can grab it. But I missed.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Chicken for this bag and ended up having to take
it as carry on as well as my Duffel bag.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
So in New Zealand, I'm sorry. I brought two big
bags carry on.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
One of them was seventeen kilos.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Given.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Wow, there's a video on points phone of me arriving
on the plane and I thought, I was like holding.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Myself together, but I have got like a primal fear
in my eyes.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
It looks like you have just had your pants pulled
down in public.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
I was like, man, I'm crushing that.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
No one could tell how we had to get on
the plane. Yeah, we couldn't wait.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Waited for you as long as we could.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
And then close the doors.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I was the.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Last person on, and as I walked in the door
with my two big bags, I joked with the guy
at the door, like, oh, can you tell that I'm
miss Chicken, and he was like yes I can.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
It was like you probably have to put that one
at your feet.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
The only flight I have ever missed was when I
was with Clint and other producers and it was in
in Vocago ship It.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Was awful weed.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
It was in Vcago. The airport was basically empty. As
we walked in to the airport, they said they had
closed the chickens and we had a lot.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Of bags, a lot. I remember Anastasia and Ben needed
to get back for something.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Been needed to get to a wedding, and a station
needed to get to a festival on way Hiki Island.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
That's right, And so Clint and I were like, okay,
because there was two remember there was two seats available
for the next flight.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
No, they could get on because we were chicken on
the app they could get on the flight if we
didn't have bags, so we kept all of their bags, that's.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Right, and staying back and then waited for like four hours,
and they got on the flight and went back, and
we waited there for four hours for the next flight,
which was a connecting flight into Wellington.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Remember you and I talk one for the fucking team.
It was we haven't been given the opportunity, and we
would do that for you guys.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Shut and we were set in the lounge waiting to
have breakfast with you guys.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You just chose not to join them.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Some of us needed to go and fulfill our work commitments.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Finally, that brings us to the last item on the agenda,
which is the hot Lesbian The sadness of them all.
So our plan before Lord, this is how disjointed we've been.
This goes all the way back to our trip to
christ Church for Lord and the launch of our chippies.
The plan was, I was there a day early. I
was going to do a ricky on the Hot Lesbian Cafe, which,
if you're new to this show, hot Lesbian Cafe is
(10:19):
a cafe that Bri and I have dined at. Sounds
like a euphemism.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
A couple of times.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
When we first went there together, I went inside in
order and I went, man, there's good looking staff in here.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
And then Bri went into order and she came out
and she goes, they're all gay as fuck.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
They're all hot lesbians.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
So inno.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Since then, Claudia in particular has been gagging to get
back to the hot lesbian cafe to go.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
I've to get back to Who doesn't want to go
to a cafe where they're all hot lesbian want?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I was there a day early and I said, I'll
do a ricky, I'll go and check out the cafe.
And then I thought, no, no, let's do it together.
So I saved myself so selfless the pub instead.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
And then on the.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Friday before we did our big chip party launch broadcast,
we were going to meet there for a quick lunch,
you guys NB. I was like, Oh, hit down there, now.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Get us a table outside. I got there, I went inside, and.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I believe our favorite hot lesbian cafe is now under
new management and has a completely.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
New roster of staff. I mean, I can't be sure.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
They definitely have a different esthetic, and I would say
they have a different sexual persuasion as well.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
That's so, that's actually the worst news I've had all year.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
But then say the good news and Dunedin, Oh yeah,
not as good.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
I know.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
We just found one other hot lesbian working in a cafe. Yeah,
we were so desperate to be the case. Could this
be our new cafe?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Which you see a hot lesbian working at a cafe
from time to time, But the appeal of the cafe
in christ Church is that you rarely see the community,
the gaggle of lesbian, the hot gaggle of lesbians all
in one place.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I think it's a litter but one under definitely was though.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah she could have worked at the one in christ
she could.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah she could have.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
So so I sent the text and I said abandoned
mission and we never went.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Is that is that weird of us that we were
like not going no more?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Even good?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
They take the thing that you want off the menu?
Why would you dine there?
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Thank god, we never said the name of it.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Just had a great idea.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Start our own hot lesbian Yes in Auckland.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Who's organizing?
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Can you imagine that is called the bean?
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Maybe that's it?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Remember we've had this, We've had this chap before. It's
all coming back down now. And then I wanted to
and I wanted to call the cafe flickmer, Yes, shocking.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
I like it, but I don't get it.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Well, when you're in a gay relationship you like to
flick them, it doesn't have to.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Be gay flicking.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
It sounds awful.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Oh sorry, I shouldn't be the one explaining it.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Like raise your hand.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
And everyone with one if you've ever flicked it. No,
I didn't think something. Well, all of you, you were
too late.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
I've already said that no one had raised our head.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
We should call our cafe. Find fine, that's good, wismer Nah,
I think we've cleared the agenda. Let me just chick,
just chick. Claudia fucked up.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Fu La for stealing my seed, You for being met lesbian, KFA,
r O P and brian Ella hooked up.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
We're good.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Lot a lot of hot lesbian content.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
To get through.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Lovely lips, thank you.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
And it was a solid pick, you know, but not
too much like appropriate pick.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
I thought you were about to tongue me for a bit.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I thought you're about to You're about to find her.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Oh god, he's hit.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
You've made it play zis, Brian clint On, Answer, Facebook,
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