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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Warning this podcast contains dirty bits.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Just literally yeah, yeah, literally, and then now put that
part in from the Black Eyed Peasky baby.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Guys, I'm wearing a T shirt today that says Triumph,
like the motorbike brand. But I went into the office,
and I understand if people don't know that that's a motorbike.
But I went into the Zenium office before and some
of the girls go, I was like what, I went,
Oh God, I thought that said trump.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh true, Yeah, the letters you can.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It's got all the letters, does too?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh yeah you could really, Yeah, you can really easily
change it.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Uh huh? That a vintage tea tis a vintage tea.
It feels like it. It feels like it's three washes
away from falling apart.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It's like that this Harley Davidson shirt I bought back
in the day from this shopp in Melbourne, and it
was so ratty, but I loved it so much.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I don't know where that shit went.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I bought a vintage. I thought I was buying a
jack listening to something.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
It was the party next door? Oh is that how
loud it sound?
Speaker 6 (01:19):
Proof?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Jesus?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I bought it what I thought was an old like
lee jacket the other day and then I arrived. It
was the mind of my drunk trade me purchases, and
it arrived and it was like a shirt, which was fine,
but I'll never wear it. Fuck. It smells so bad,
so bad, like what like mothballs.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
So they haven't washed it.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No, it's like it's like fifty years old the ship. No,
but I've washed it three times now and I can't
get the smell out. Really, it's like it's been in
some sack for.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Too long and the smells seeped into all the material you.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Put it in, like the cold Chris morning. Ear ear
it out.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'll give it. I'll give it a go.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
The babies in the snow. Sometimes.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Best thing you guys have ever bought secondhand?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Flesh light, big old Dilly who Clinton plug?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh my god, rewarmed flesh might be the most disgusting
item on this planet, is it, Big old Dilly?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Yours is worst?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
No Dilly nowhere near as disgusting.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Criticize my old friends. They had a flat and they
would share this satisfy rather beads.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Rewind what you had flatmates who shared flatmates?
Speaker 6 (02:39):
It was a friend they shared this.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Satisfied between how many people.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
I know that there were at least two girls.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh no, not okay, okay, wait did they both know
they were sharing?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Or did one girl have it?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
And then the other girl was just like we share?
Speaker 6 (02:55):
No, they cleaned it and shared it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Was it ki in a communal place or one to
go and ask the other one for it when she
wanted it?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Like, can I get that?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Can I get that?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yea, that's yack.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
I wasn't impressed.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
But we're going to put a warning on the phoe
warning this podcast. Yeah, it warning. This podcast contains dirty.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Bits, just literally literally.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
And then now put that part in from the Black
Eyed Peas and then now go into the podcast, is like, off,
I'm not doing any you guys that loud?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah you did? Did you think that was your inner voice?
That's crazy?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Anyone got anything they need to get off their chest.
I'm going to keep this short.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
You know what just happened to me? My flat's trying
to figure out bills and stuff. I messaged being like, hey,
we're going to have to end up putting more in
because there's less going in than there is coming out.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Yeah, And one.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Of the people first off said I am and while
you're saying that, but I can't afford anymore. And I'm like,
that's unfortunately non an option. So we're going through all
the bells figuring out what costs what, and just you know,
trying to balance it out. And they were like, cool,
I'm in charge of power. How much is the power bell?
And I went into it to figure out how much
it is and it took out five hundred and fifty
dollars because that's how much we owed from my account.
(04:22):
That's like it's like two months worth, maybe more, but
it's like what we owed.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
And I was like, I'll just go have a look
and see, and then it went Cool paid.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Excuse me what Cool paid.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
It's like, yep, done. I just wanted to look.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You hit pay instead of look.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Maybe can I ask what's the amount that all of
you flatties put in?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
That's a great question.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Mine's automated. I think it's thirty five a weeks of
seventy every two weeks, which is the cycle that we
do to cover what to cover power, water, toilets like
toilet paper, and dish washing soap. Ah. Yeah, I still
feel like that's only fifty dollars every fortnight. Internet is
weird because one of the girls on my flat, she's like,
(05:07):
instead of paying bills, I'm going to pay the internet.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Not you integrate it because you need to have an overhaul.
You need to get all the bills.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Yeah, that's what we're doing now and it's not personal.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You get all the bills in and then you just
chop it up and you go, this is how much
it is. And because it's coming out of your account
and there's a five dollars a week buffer.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yes, I have a little kiddy going so that and
then always when you.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Move out, you take you get your buffaler back.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
My question.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Actually, so I'm in charge of the power which comes
with New Zealand.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
You get the interest divity end thing.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Which is like a classic it's not New Zealand. It's
not New Zealand, it's just Auckland and it's not West Auckland.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Interesting, everybody who.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Gets at once a year you get this what is
it two hundred and fifty dollars three hundred and fifty
dollars check in the mail.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yeah, you're the owner of the power.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
If if you're the one who holds the power bell
keep it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
So it's like it's like your fee for organizing the power.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
But true, you're having to do this right now, and
I've treated it in the past.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I've always been I'm pretty sure I put it in
the flat account.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
When I was flatting, I put it in the flood account.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
But we did something fun with it, Like I remember
one year we were like, we got the dividend and
they're like, we'll get two more PlayStation control So we did.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
That's cute.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
How good food for your cat that you had that
you were hammering? Oh, the one that you ex girlfriend
got you.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Interested in that?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
I think I should.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I want to keep it, obviously, but I just know
that if they ask about it, I'll have no leg
to stand on it.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah, the guilts will get your.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Accounts in your name. But they have paid the power.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Bell, have they, though, Because at the moment I've paid
the power Bell, that was all my money.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Good And now I can't eat.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
For the rest of the week.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Clint's going to out yet.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Oh thanks Clint, bringing Clint chips.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
That's so much chips this word. Yes, I know. Finally
I'm still waiting for a little bonus.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
You're getting a bonus.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
No, the company made a lot of money.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
You know you're not getting any.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
That's never going to happen.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Stop trying to make bonuses happen.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Sorry, I love work. They could both be true.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Guys, I've got to go.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Okay, where you go?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Play? Brian Clint, answer, Facebook, TikTok
Speaker 5 (07:50):
And live weekdays from three on ZIM