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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Pretty bud pud pud pud bud bud pud pud. Guys,
(00:07):
we got delivered some food at work today and some
chicken wings, but buffalo chicken wings.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
My favorite buffalo chicken.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I had too many. I feel like I've got buffalo
chicken grease coming out of my face. Well, the sauce
couldn't stop, and every time I ate them, I was like,
it's protein.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You know what the salt? You know how they make
buffalo sauce?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
No, I got no idea. Oh you don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's literally hot sauce and butter. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, I had my protein goals. I'm hitting my ship.
It's nice and my macros yeah, oh yeah, grape protein
and butter.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Isn't so much protein and butter? Yeah? Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I was gonna do this on the show, but I
don't think it's man to make the cut, So we'll
just talking about it. Do you know the feeling of this?
And I don't know if you guys will, Maybe you
will from your last relationship Claudia, where you guys had
shared finances. Had this thing today where I found this
pair of shoes that I wanted to buy and they're
(01:08):
quite nice shoes. They were at a like a recycled
boutique type shop, so they're secondhand and they're quite discounted.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Is this thing? I nearly went to that today after
watching it on your bloody store.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
That that's that's not recycled.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Should I go to that?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, okay, it's going to be. That's the that's the
super sale at the outlet store on Barrious Point Road.
That is a good sale.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
They give you stuff for free.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
They gave me two hundred bucks to ste.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Nice. Yeah, I definitely win it, and that would be
nice bonding time.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
If I took you shopping like I was your father
next right, I'm not interested in being your substitute father.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I don't fine, thank you, bre Okay, fine, Bree can
take me shopping.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Now it's awkward. It's not awkward anyway. That's a pair
of shoes.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yes, Oh, you're back second hand.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So I got closed. You hadn't spend any money yesterday.
That's great, So I was rich, rich pair of shoes.
I love them. I was like, I like them, the pink.
They're probably half the cost of what they would be
new because they were second hand. They were Healies.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, brand with it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You won't know them are.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
My dad.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It's fucking irrelevant. The brand is fucking irrelevant. To get
a relatable why do you want me?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Why don't you want to say the brand?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You won't know it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Not relatable it? Okay, try me sebago, I know we
know that.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
What do they make?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Cheese and belts and cars?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Anyway? I love the shoes, yeah, I log in the shoes, yes,
and they're probably half the price of what they would
be new. I was like, that's pretty good bargain. One
of these shoes pages I should get them. Send a
photo of them to my wife and I was like,
this is the price. This is the shoes. Do you
think I should just get them? And she goes, yes,
you should. It's a great price.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Also, there's a pair of pants that I've been looking
at which are also that price, so it would be
good justification for me to get those pants if you
get those shoes. So then the half priced shoes actually
the amount of money coming out of the joint account
full price, full.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Price, full price. Do we need to know how much
the shoes were A sure?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, the shoes were one hundred and eighty dollars half
price half price.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What's the brand?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
It's a Bargo.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Bargo. Oh they make the Outlander.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Anyway, I didn't get them, but now I seemed like
a greed because I didn't three I was. I was
reluctant to dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
They're loafers. You, these are pretty much the same price.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I don't know. I'm not looking for your advice, okay.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Boring story, looking for you?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Say why don't you get the loafers that I got
the doc made? Do you not like the tassels?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Non?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Have you seen the have you seen.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You loaferfers the other day?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
A couple of days ago, Christ on a bike and
what were they?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
My point is, in a relationship, everything, if it's going
to be fair, everything's twice the price spend something they
get to spend.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Do you want to know my relate, Well, it's not
my relationship. Hack in Ella's.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Relationship where her husband pays for everything.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
No, I this is how we do it. We save
Ryan's salary, We spinned all the mine.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
No Ella's husband's family.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I hope they come and clutch when we tried buy
a house.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
What they do is they spinned Ella's salary and they
spinned Ryan's celery, and they know that it's time to
get a house, they'll give That'll be.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Okay, that is not expected, would be nice.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Listen to Ella, she doesn't even believe it as she's
saying it.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
That's not I don't want that. Do you want to
hear my friend's relationship hack? That is actually awful? And
I do not recommend this.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
But so this friend of mine, he said to me,
when his wife had kids, obviously their kids and so
they had to live off his salary.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
He was the one that did.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
The grocery shopping right and every time he so he
go grocery shopping once agame and every time he would
go grocery shopping and he would py for the groceries.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
They would ask, do you want any cash out?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
And he would say, yeah, I'll take one hundred and
fifty dollars cash, and then he'd pocket that into his wallet.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And she was none the wiser.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I don't mean to sound like a goody two shoes,
but that is fucking naughty. But it's more than naughty.
It's mean because she doesn't he's working and he's got
and he's having fun, and she can't work and she
can't have any fun bullshit, and he's funneling money off
to the side, especially because I know what he was
funneling the money off for.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
This is good.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
See, this makes you look innocent, you being so light,
you know, an beelievable yeah kind of.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh I wonder who this Wait?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Was it you?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
No? Fuck no, I was trying to I don't do
the grocery shore.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
You should do, don't you.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You did at one stage, didn't you.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
You did it once.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
There was a while where I was when Meggie was
really little, that's right, But now now prefers to do.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
If she's doing the cooking, she knows what.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I can't go to the supermarket. It's too loud.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I love, you are the most gen z person.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
You know. I'm just a little bit special. It's too
loud and stimulating.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You go, you should go in there. Autism hours, I
think so they do do that. That's a real thing.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, but Queen's day during the show, like I'm busy,
I'm working. Yeah, anyway, can we quickly just on the
side note a lovely podcast listener, her name's Olivia, who
lives in Scotland. Yeah, can we do a birthday banger
really quickly?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Oh yeah, you got it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah we can.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah, I've got it. So Olivia from Scotland. She is
born on the twenty second or no in two thousand
and three, so she's sixteen and twenty nineteen and this
is her birthday. Banger say say.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Sorry, Olivia.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Terrible.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Oh yeah, remember she's going to sing you down the
aisle annually. She's gonna do an acoustic version, lovely stripped back.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Olivia. Just on Olivia, because I feel like she's a
big fan of the show. She lives in Scotland. Her friend,
who lives in New Zealand bought the Brian Clint Chips
over to Scotland.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Shuck, yeah, I wonder how, Hey, Olivia, this is a
Scottish reference. How did the Chips go with an iron brew?
What are they drinking Scotland? How the Chips go with
a dram?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I don't know what they drink Scotland whiskey. Can we
take the show to Scotland? I want to.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Clinton, I can go shopping in Scotland. We can see
if you can fit in with the locals.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Squall.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yelling at people.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You can say how how is the supermarket to stimulating
for you? And you can do this podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Good question.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I don't know, because she knows it right here, she
knows she's safe. You can take a head.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I hate I hate having to pick what to get.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I love my supermarket. We've got to do some mad libs.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You go to the supermarket with no lust and you're
just like, what should I get?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Well? I don't go full stop?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I actually don't write Ryan does it?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I love nothing more than writing it, figuring out all
my meals for the week, writing a list, and then
scooting around the supermarket and boom boom and I'll take
it off.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
My lists are Yeah, No, I am getting my ship
together this year so done that.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
We should try it.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
It's so fun, it's so like one thing at a time.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It's so like please satisfying when you just mark everything
off the list. Very good.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I would rather online shop, baby.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
That is that is not getting your ship together.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Online shopping is getting your ship together.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
For clothes.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I wasn't listening, but someone said one step at a time,
and then I thought about this, and this.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Is where we're in Jordan's Sparks.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Jordan's sparks.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, does she own any ears in Jordan's Okay, never
mind you're trying to make a Sparks joke.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Her favorite reader, Spark Arenda.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Her favorite content creator, Yes, Now Too Dead, See You
Guys by Guys, Plays, Idioms, Brian Clint Finanswer, Facebook, TikTok,
(10:59):
and live from three on Zadium
Pretty bud pud pud pud bud bud pud pud. Guys,
(00:07):
we got delivered some food at work today and some
chicken wings, but buffalo chicken wings.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
My favorite buffalo chicken.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I had too many. I feel like I've got buffalo
chicken grease coming out of my face. Well, the sauce
couldn't stop, and every time I ate them, I was like,
it's protein.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You know what the salt? You know how they make
buffalo sauce?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
No, I got no idea. Oh you don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's literally hot sauce and butter. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, I had my protein goals. I'm hitting my ship.
It's nice and my macros yeah, oh yeah, grape protein
and butter.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Isn't so much protein and butter? Yeah? Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I was gonna do this on the show, but I
don't think it's man to make the cut, So we'll
just talking about it. Do you know the feeling of this?
And I don't know if you guys will, Maybe you
will from your last relationship Claudia, where you guys had
shared finances. Had this thing today where I found this
pair of shoes that I wanted to buy and they're
(01:08):
quite nice shoes. They were at a like a recycled
boutique type shop, so they're secondhand and they're quite discounted.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Is this thing? I nearly went to that today after
watching it on your bloody store.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
That that's that's not recycled.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Should I go to that?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, okay, it's going to be. That's the that's the
super sale at the outlet store on Barrious Point Road.
That is a good sale.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
They give you stuff for free.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
They gave me two hundred bucks to ste.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Nice. Yeah, I definitely win it, and that would be
nice bonding time.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
If I took you shopping like I was your father
next right, I'm not interested in being your substitute father.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I don't fine, thank you, bre Okay, fine, Bree can
take me shopping.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Now it's awkward. It's not awkward anyway. That's a pair
of shoes.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yes, Oh, you're back second hand.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So I got closed. You hadn't spend any money yesterday.
That's great, So I was rich, rich pair of shoes.
I love them. I was like, I like them, the pink.
They're probably half the cost of what they would be
new because they were second hand. They were Healies.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, brand with it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You won't know them are.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
My dad.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It's fucking irrelevant. The brand is fucking irrelevant. To get
a relatable why do you want me?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Why don't you want to say the brand?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You won't know it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Not relatable it? Okay, try me sebago, I know we
know that.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
What do they make?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Cheese and belts and cars?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Anyway? I love the shoes, yeah, I log in the shoes, yes,
and they're probably half the price of what they would
be new. I was like, that's pretty good bargain. One
of these shoes pages I should get them. Send a
photo of them to my wife and I was like,
this is the price. This is the shoes. Do you
think I should just get them? And she goes, yes,
you should. It's a great price.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Also, there's a pair of pants that I've been looking
at which are also that price, so it would be
good justification for me to get those pants if you
get those shoes. So then the half priced shoes actually
the amount of money coming out of the joint account
full price, full.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Price, full price. Do we need to know how much
the shoes were A sure?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, the shoes were one hundred and eighty dollars half
price half price.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What's the brand?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
It's a Bargo.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Bargo. Oh they make the Outlander.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Anyway, I didn't get them, but now I seemed like
a greed because I didn't three I was. I was
reluctant to dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
They're loafers. You, these are pretty much the same price.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I don't know. I'm not looking for your advice, okay.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Boring story, looking for you?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Say why don't you get the loafers that I got
the doc made? Do you not like the tassels?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Non?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Have you seen the have you seen.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You loaferfers the other day?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
A couple of days ago, Christ on a bike and
what were they?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
My point is, in a relationship, everything, if it's going
to be fair, everything's twice the price spend something they
get to spend.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Do you want to know my relate, Well, it's not
my relationship. Hack in Ella's.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Relationship where her husband pays for everything.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
No, I this is how we do it. We save
Ryan's salary, We spinned all the mine.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
No Ella's husband's family.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I hope they come and clutch when we tried buy
a house.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
What they do is they spinned Ella's salary and they
spinned Ryan's celery, and they know that it's time to
get a house, they'll give That'll be.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Okay, that is not expected, would be nice.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Listen to Ella, she doesn't even believe it as she's
saying it.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
That's not I don't want that. Do you want to
hear my friend's relationship hack? That is actually awful? And
I do not recommend this.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
But so this friend of mine, he said to me,
when his wife had kids, obviously their kids and so
they had to live off his salary.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
He was the one that did.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
The grocery shopping right and every time he so he
go grocery shopping once agame and every time he would
go grocery shopping and he would py for the groceries.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
They would ask, do you want any cash out?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
And he would say, yeah, I'll take one hundred and
fifty dollars cash, and then he'd pocket that into his wallet.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And she was none the wiser.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I don't mean to sound like a goody two shoes,
but that is fucking naughty. But it's more than naughty.
It's mean because she doesn't he's working and he's got
and he's having fun, and she can't work and she
can't have any fun bullshit, and he's funneling money off
to the side, especially because I know what he was
funneling the money off for.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
This is good.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
See, this makes you look innocent, you being so light,
you know, an beelievable yeah kind of.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh I wonder who this Wait?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Was it you?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
No? Fuck no, I was trying to I don't do
the grocery shore.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
You should do, don't you.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You did at one stage, didn't you.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
You did it once.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
There was a while where I was when Meggie was
really little, that's right, But now now prefers to do.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
If she's doing the cooking, she knows what.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I can't go to the supermarket. It's too loud.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I love, you are the most gen z person.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
You know. I'm just a little bit special. It's too
loud and stimulating.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You go, you should go in there. Autism hours, I
think so they do do that. That's a real thing.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, but Queen's day during the show, like I'm busy,
I'm working. Yeah, anyway, can we quickly just on the
side note a lovely podcast listener, her name's Olivia, who
lives in Scotland. Yeah, can we do a birthday banger
really quickly?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Oh yeah, you got it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah we can.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah, I've got it. So Olivia from Scotland. She is
born on the twenty second or no in two thousand
and three, so she's sixteen and twenty nineteen and this
is her birthday. Banger say say.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Sorry, Olivia.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Terrible.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Oh yeah, remember she's going to sing you down the
aisle annually. She's gonna do an acoustic version, lovely stripped back.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Olivia. Just on Olivia, because I feel like she's a
big fan of the show. She lives in Scotland. Her friend,
who lives in New Zealand bought the Brian Clint Chips
over to Scotland.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Shuck, yeah, I wonder how, Hey, Olivia, this is a
Scottish reference. How did the Chips go with an iron brew?
What are they drinking Scotland? How the Chips go with
a dram?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I don't know what they drink Scotland whiskey. Can we
take the show to Scotland? I want to.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Clinton, I can go shopping in Scotland. We can see
if you can fit in with the locals.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Squall.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yelling at people.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You can say how how is the supermarket to stimulating
for you? And you can do this podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Good question.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I don't know, because she knows it right here, she
knows she's safe. You can take a head.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I hate I hate having to pick what to get.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I love my supermarket. We've got to do some mad libs.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You go to the supermarket with no lust and you're
just like, what should I get?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Well? I don't go full stop?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I actually don't write Ryan does it?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I love nothing more than writing it, figuring out all
my meals for the week, writing a list, and then
scooting around the supermarket and boom boom and I'll take
it off.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
My lists are Yeah, No, I am getting my ship
together this year so done that.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
We should try it.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
It's so fun, it's so like one thing at a time.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It's so like please satisfying when you just mark everything
off the list. Very good.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I would rather online shop, baby.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
That is that is not getting your ship together.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Online shopping is getting your ship together.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
For clothes.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I wasn't listening, but someone said one step at a time,
and then I thought about this, and this.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Is where we're in Jordan's Sparks.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Jordan's sparks.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, does she own any ears in Jordan's Okay, never
mind you're trying to make a Sparks joke.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Her favorite reader, Spark Arenda.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Her favorite content creator, Yes, Now Too Dead, See You
Guys by Guys, Plays, Idioms, Brian Clint Finanswer, Facebook, TikTok,
(10:59):
and live from three on Zadium
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