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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We made a half asted attempt at promoting this podcast today,
didn't we? Oh yeah, first time ever?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
You do that some more. I put a lot of
work into it, do you Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I want I want to And that's a goal I
think for this year, Claude, that we got yes points
great more promoting through the socials of the podcast. We
would love to make the podcast family bigger. And you're right,
you do put a lot of time and effort in
and there is a I think a decent community, like
with the kids building. Because how many people were on
(00:40):
our podcast?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
How many people do you think you're on four and
a half thousand people in there?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Now you might be spot on it.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Four and a bit. It is because I checked it
the other day.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Well, why the fuck am I even bothering to look that?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Many people saw that terrifying AI picture of me?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Fuck that?
Speaker 6 (00:58):
What did you call yourself?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You look? You look terrible in that picture? You know what?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I was scrolling when funk that looks kind of looks
like a t mood Claudia.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I'm going to send that to her, and then I
realized what it was.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But what did it done, Tobree? It replaced her all together,
gave her a new nose, and but it.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Changed your height. It put her in some weird hat
kind of accurate me and those leaguings is not.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
That's kind of accurate. Mine looks like Ella eight a
part of my height.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, if you don't know what we're talking about, someone
aied us to explain what the Rocky Horror Picture show is.
It's it's in our podcast group, which is what's that
podcast group.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Called crinklind after party on Facebook?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I think Ella and I got mixed, like if we
had a baby, these would be our babies.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
What happened to me? I just melted.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
You look like Pat Lizards.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
You look like sister Aid the Future.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I hate it. I just love that you screenshot your
face and put it in the comments. I was dying,
what is this?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It just did you? It's like awful.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I'm like that, right, I look like I'm from Gloria Vale.
Yeah you do.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Name's hope.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You look like a real person.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Like not you, but you're not like someone that I know.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Yeah, I'm telling you, it's Breeze like weird new sister.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I don't know. I hate her.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, you look a little bit like No, don't say it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
What say it?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
No, I'm going to say now, you got to say it.
Now you look a little bit like a little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
She wear that to the races.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, but if she was going anyway anyway, anyway, it's
not real. It doesn't matter what's going on.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Everybody.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I want to talk about me.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Then guys talk about the cats.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I'm not talking about the more cats.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
No, more catshit No. I went to town on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, talk about that?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Sorry? Can I classify Clara clar not in Takapoona So
it's not like Ponts.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
And it was.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Like, what time did you go out till? This is
my god? One thirty am.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's respectable.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I had two.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Shots, three drinks, four drinks two and a half. Oh
my god, I was great.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
What time did you hit town?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Ten?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
No, that's good, that's not bad to go.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Where do you go and take here's an Irish bar.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
In Takapoona which we went to.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It was a live band.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
The girl amazing singer, and then she was playing Katie
Perry like classic songs, you know when the playlist just
hits for you. I was absolutely tearing up the dance floor.
I'm just proud of myself.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
You.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I'm proud of very proud.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Can we do a thing where I take Ella on
like a big like millennial night out.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You do it, I'll take it to k Road.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
You have to do proper millennial town. Yeah, you have
to wear a witch and like corporate and.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
We'll catch a taxi and we'll catch it. I'll be like,
that's a taxi.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, you have to preload it, breeze. We preloaded my
house four hours before.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
And then we get out and eleven pm. Oh yeah, well,
I've got an our long necklace that you can wear.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
It has to be an hour or a leaf.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
And you just straightened the fuck out of your.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Hair, just the bangs.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'll give you a quiff.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
This is the bumpt Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll bobby pin
a quiff for you.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Can we got a tea not live and like live ten.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
We can go at ten, but we have to come
home at two thirty three is the time we come home.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
With a kebab.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yes, and we get a kebab on the way home.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I'm a weak lady.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Now don't bring a jacket. You stay cold. My idea of.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
And then.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Jacket I still I still don't I'm like, na, it's fine.
Once I'm in there, I'm fine, and then you can
sleep on my couch. But I won't have a blanket
for you.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Okay, no blanket, I'll pass respective, No, not optional.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
What about if we get tity?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
That's the version.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, it's for real, though. Can I take you for
a millennial night out? You can an actual one.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
But I can't promise they can be out till two.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You just last as long as you can.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay. Yeah, someone documented the time I told you guys
about the time we took my mom out.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Yeah, that looked fun.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
My mum no ship. At two in the morning, I said, Mom,
are you ready to go home?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And she was like, nap.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
We went home at three thirty.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
She's like, I never get to do this, so I'm
going to take the opportunity while I can.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Did she pull Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Absolutely hot.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I think she just loved being recognized, like everyone at
the bar were recognized.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
She let him stay or did She called him maneuver
after she was done.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
She's a classy woman, called him maneuver.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
The classy option. Kick him out? All right, I'm going
for a shower. I've called your nuber outside.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
To naturally. What's that?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That's not not my style? No?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
You like you make a class towards Can we do
a little?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Don't go?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
But I love you, Kennel, So what are we? Was
that good for you?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You promise? Promise me that you did as well? Promise
Pinky promise?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Who's watching the Hairy Styles thing tonight?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
I watched the second half tonight?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Are you already Staturday?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I've got other things I need to watch.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
This morning came out at eight a m.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
So I jumped on that TV in the morning.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Movie in the morning, concept movie in the morning.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Wors wake up. That's good, cool Outlanders back.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
My mum will be so excited.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'll take you final season.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
But they're smart because they started the spin off before
they put out the final season, so you get started
on the spin off before the other one starts, right,
and the spin off as a prequel, so.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
They're going even further back in time.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
How much further can they go?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I think they've got the So it's it's their parents,
I think.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Is it based on a book as well?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Or is that probably.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
The horning mums will be stoked?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Hot and the JFK love story thing.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Oh yeah, I'm on my last last episode of that.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
No, it comes out weekly, Oh does it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Oh well, I'm on the last episode of that. Available
to the wedding. Yes, I'll send.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You this photo album story. There's this photo album of
photos from the actual wedding. And when you see how
fucking exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Perfect they got all of the details. Really, it's mental.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Isn't that amazing? That's when people win awards when it's
so accurate.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But then all the Kennedy family are in the media going,
this is bullshit, a lot of fabrication.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
None of this is real.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah, of course they would.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah. And Daryl Hannah's not happy. Yeah, Daryl Hanna.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Darryl Hannah. Daryl Hannah looks like a psychopathic.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
From Hannah Barber.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
She's from the movie Splash. What's that Mermaid movies with
Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I love that name.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Darryl l for a girl.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Really, she's married to Neil Young. You know that.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What is she? I didn't know that neither did.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Die until because I've been googling.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
All the car Yeah, I would not be happy if
I was her.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Of the of the betrayal, Lucy made the point when
we were the last night because we're talking about how
miffed she is. And Lucy goes, I would hate someone
to play me while I was still alive.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
It's yeah, that would be weird unless it was certain
people I'd be happy with.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Or unless you had a huge hand in it, like
Elton John and the tarott Igerton one.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I mean, there's.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Only one option of who would play me, and that's
exactly Ella fuck off.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Was someone whispering Kim from Kath and Kim.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
She was the daughter that wrestler.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
You guys done this heaps what we could find.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Miranda Cosgrove should look.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Like you look anything lovely?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Who is that Miranda from Miranda?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
No, that's Miranda from Drake and Josh.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Who's Miranda Miranda?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I love?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I love her.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I'd be happy with that. And Catherine takes hilarious as well.
Ship the Funny Women.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Dawn French, I loved Glyn Close would do a good job.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
She would. I love Glenn Close, so funny.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Catherine Tate's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
She's so funny, old.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Lady with the hair, and she was on Graham Norton
and Memory.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Lock it in. Mirryl Street is gonna play me? Lock
it in, could she? Or or who's that other hot bitch?
The other hot u k d Judy Dinch, No, No, no,
who's the other one? Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
She's such a she's come out later in life when
she's like, I could be bisexual.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
She's perfect.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Who is that?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Who is that?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Figure this out? Old British Australian blonde, amazing voice, whole voice,
hot face.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Old British, Google says older notable British bisexual woman Amanda.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Barry, Miriam Margalese.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
She's still bisexual.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Seffron Burrows, Jacqueline Wilson Pems and Clement, Vita Sackville, West
Dora Carrington, Edith ellis Doroth bussy.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
But Helen Mirren, Google, I love Helen Mirren.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Is Helen Merron bisexual?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
No, she's not bisexual. But she's like talked about how
she kissed this woman. She was like, all right, I
swear she did.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Helen Maren.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
How she's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Hell yeah, I would have you hit.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Let's say, if you head to passion eighty year old,
if you.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Had the opportunity, let's say for some reason, you ran
into Helen Mirror.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
This is a question for the whole group.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I'd do it and got the question you warned.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
And she proposed that you guys go back to her
room and hook up?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Was the question.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
It was the question.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, yeah, I'd do it.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
I'd ask Ryan and then I would boring.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Well, okay, you can't ask and there's a there's like
a small window.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Do you honestly think your husband would leave you if
you spent the night with Helen Mirren? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (12:38):
I mean yeah, don't I think he'd be like.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
What the five partner wouldn't if I didn't have the
opportunity to ask a fire.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I don't think would either.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, guys, I have to go to a movie.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Okay, that was rude. That was fun and rude. How
dare you interrupt my fantasy about Helen Mirren.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Without I don't think Lucy would mind.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I don't think Tomorrow on the podcast, we should.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
O's now okay, us Claudia is going to go, okay,
we'll put a pin in this. Someone bring it back.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Let me call the file.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
What remind me to ask about Helen Merron.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I'm going to leave it recording and I'm going to go, well, no,
you've got to post that carry out there.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
We're calling someone I've said a reminder to ask Lucy
about Helen Mirror at nine thirty pm tonight.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
She doesn't answer, you're off the hawk. Okay, I'll call Ryan. No, babe,
you can't ask questions.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Hey, you're on the podcast right now. Quick question. You
can't ask any questions.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Everyone's going nuts, they say congratulations.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
The question is for some reason, I'm left alone with
Helen Mirror, you know the actress summary reason I'm left
alone with Helen Mirren. She takes a liking to me,
and then she says, do you want to come.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Back to my room?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
But I can't call you beforehand to ask if I
can go.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Hook up with Helen Mirren.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You can do it.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I knew.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
I knew that's what you would say.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
And the wedding is still on and the wedding is
still be on. She's eighty.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, it's still hot though, so the wedding, the wedding
would still be on. Yeah, yeah, have you ha been
a crap for it?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Actually?
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Okay, that's all I needed. I'll see soon. Bye, I
love you, love you.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
What's the movie, Claudia?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I forgot what it's called.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Sounds real important.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Fucking nerve of it all, my fucking my boody thing
with Helen Mirr and you.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Don't even know the name of the movie.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
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