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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I want to party Tampa.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Camp roll, Holy shop.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Party. Everybody is that.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It feels to be fucking the ass ship. That's the
other name for being Rick rolled. What I feel crazy today,
goes crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
That's what I thought it would feel like, more pleasant,
little Yeah, I just want to tell you how I feel.
I want to make you I understand. I'm never gonna
give you.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
So we did that.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We did this, Prodigy.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I think we had around desert you.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Damn nice guys, the news guys.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
What I forgot to ask my wife if I could
bone hell away? Can?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well? Why didn't you ask her? Call it caller? She
doesn't like being I already know Lucy's answer.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
She'd go, I don't give a funk who you bloody route.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
She wouldn't say it like that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
She would say, yeah, of course she can.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
She would say, as long as it's not me.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Does that mean like arm off the.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Can I call Ryan?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Really?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
He might be on a run. Oh god, yeah, yeah,
there's a lot happening.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Just want to me to check if it was the
correct version of.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Let me here, let me sounds like it?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yes, that is it.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's the one. That's the one. As the one.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I'm just calling Ryan.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
As the Olympus expert on this show.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I say that I would beg to differ that you're
the expert. I'm right there.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
We think it could be the expert.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Neither of you were speaking of chocolate starfishes.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Have you seen him?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Put him through live?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm too young?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Did you call him on our phone? Hello? Ryan?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh? Hello Ryan?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Hey, congrats on coming second and round the Bays the
other day. That's phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, so cool. I'm going to pretend like I care. No,
I'm just kidding Ryan. That is actually very very cool.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
It's an incredible achievement.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, you should claim everest.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Do you know he only came second by fifteen seconds? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It was really really and it was a ten thousand
dollars first place prize.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Okay, see now now you've got me. I do care
no second place. I'm joking. You know you know how
to bring me in, Ryan. Quick question for you.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, this is Ella's husband, by the way.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, quick question for you Ryan.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
If Ella for some reason was in the situation where
do you know who Helen Mirren is? And she happened
to be in a situation with Helen Mirren and for
some reason they hit it off. Ryan, I'm talking they
were making eyes at each other and you're not there,
and you're not there and she can't get in contact
with you, and Helen Mirren propositions her to come back
(03:35):
to her room and it's just sleep with her now.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Whenever she can't call you, she can't talk to you.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Are you chill with that?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Are you chill?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
She's eighty by the way. Yeah, I'm just scared that
Ella will break her hell Maron. Helen Maron is going
to sign a waiver.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Helen Mirren is not your responsibility.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, she's a big girl. She can worry about herself.
Can can Alice still come home to the marital bid
the next day with you and care and pick up
where you guys left off?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's all Maren.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, pained him through his teeth to be like Harry.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Styles, But I think we can work for it. Harry
Styles is a whole different kid.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah that's not even on the stupid.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
But with Helen Maren, it's like I'm telling Maren, yeah,
Harry Stalesman's way too close to home because he's a
runner as well. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, It's like
you're just trying to sleep with a more famous version
of Ryan at that stage.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I mean, Ryan, have you ever thought about.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
He's a Ferrari. You don't put a bumper sticker on.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
A Ferrari's a hot piece of anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
There's a pure hypothetical Ryan. Okay, we have no access
to Helen Merrin, so don't worry about Joe.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Please welcome to show Helen Mirren.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Guys, guys, if we get an interview with Helen Mirren
in the next couple of years, it's on.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
To see who can fuck her. The first sounds good.
Respect Thanks babe, Thank guys. Later, Wait, no, why.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Is it disrespectful because we said fuck her? Why we
wouldn't We would make love to that.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Have you do you know anything about Helen Mirren? She
would say that she would?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
No, I don't. Does she like a good fucking.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Have you not seen her like on The Great Norton Show.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
She's freaking hilarious. Is Helen Mirren with anyone? That's probably
a good thing to look up.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Is she a bisexual woman?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
This is where the conversation started yesterday.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, maybe close on the chance.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yes, Helen Mirren is happening now of course, she for
some reason thought she was single.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So is Ella. It doesn't mean anything. I didn't say
I would. No one's asked me. I don't really want
to ask me. And I said, yes, that's right.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I'll give her a little kiss on the face. Ella
looks most like her husband, so she might have the
best chance.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That's so rude.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Ella looks like her husband.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, she resembles him the best of us. It's the face,
yeah and body.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Is he famous?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
The film director Helen Mirr Is she kissing there?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
She's kissing?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Is it Harry Stone Taylor Hackfield as her husband, Heckford? Heckford.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You're right, Paul Rudd. I think that's who she's kissing.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I gotta love Paul Gideon if you know, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I really want to find the clip of her toilet.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Okay, okay, stop stop the podcast. Helen Meren was in
a relationship with Liam Neeson from nineteen eighty to nineteen
eighty five. Damn I like.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
That, Ella.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
No, I wasn't here.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I was in heaven waiting to come back, coming back
to come back, Yeah, ma, reincarnate. What were you last time?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
An old lady? Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
In India? Interesting?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
She lived with Liam Neeson. She met Taylor Heckford in
eighty six.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Why are we doing so much research because we know
we're fucking.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
We're not fucking randos here, We're doing our due diligence.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
This is ridiculous. I want to talk about farts or something.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
No, why no, this is interesting. People love Helen Mirren.
I'm a big Helen mirrorn fan.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
What does she do?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You would love her? She's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Nineteen ninety, Mirren stated that she was an atheist. It's
a dark one. Don't read that one. H Marin also
said she's a naturalist at heart. She loves being on
beaches where everyone is naked, ugly people, beautiful people, old people,
whatever people. It's so unisexual and liberating.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I've been to noody beaches so many. Maybe you do
have the best chance with her.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
And she's She also describes herself as a feminist. Cool
are you okay with? Are you okay with that? Claudio?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
That sportline? I can look past some things. What you
don't like feminists?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah no, I hate feminists.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Well we know Ella hates feminists and she hates the gays.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Not nice And I'm so like in two minds of
going back on her being like guys, just you know,
I love everyone, But then that makes it worse.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I think they'll test too much.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I think if you're trying to overcompensate, I hate you all.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Eating the cucumber, meeting a cucumber, just practicing fortnight, n
What does that mean? Don't make me explain. I don't
get it.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
If you are, I don't get it either. What are
you talking about? It's a lot of even Claudia.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
You never want to hear a crunching noise if best
wearing Claudia.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I'm very good, Okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
All right, all right, right, I don't need to know
any more from here on out.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Does anybody else want to add anything of substance to
the podcast?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I know I would like to leave this room.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
How was your movie last night that you had to
rush off to?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Actually very good to go with. I went with some
other people from working. It was called Reminders of Him
and the main was in it. Oh, some people I've
never seen before, and Laura Lai Gilmore.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Oh from Gilmore Girls.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yes, and the main actress everyone like my friends and
I was with They're like, she looks like you and
I was like, thanks, that's the first person I've ever
had someone go you like that person?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
And I thought they were tracked you or AI version.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
No, not the ugly AI version of me.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oh my god. The new update to day I want
a hot AI.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
This is the Rocky Horror Picture Show updated picture, which
is currently in the Brian Clint after Party Facebook group.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
What's the name? What's the name of the guy that's
making them? Greg?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I believe it?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh yeah, yes, Greg, Greg.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Felt Greg, but I think it's pronounced greg.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Greg.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
If you're listening to this, which hopefully you are, can
you make one more?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Try? I reckon, just make me pretty.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
The first one was funny because it was ugly but
it didn't look like me.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
The second one is like ugly but it does look likely.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Would you show me that today?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Ship?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It was funny, laughing, Oh my god, I was dying.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Laney Wilson, isn't that reminders of you film that you
went to?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
And Lanny Wilson, it's good? Can I join Huber book?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Can I just say in that updated AI photo, Clint
looks so much like Adam from Peaking.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I thought I looked like the guy from Thirsty.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Murk Oh, yeah, Adam from Peaking Ducks.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
All I can see I could.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
See Freddy Mercury from the I Want to Break Free video.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I want to break through someone as Adam as Adam
Kelly Holiday.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, yes, is that what I look like with a
petite nose? Huh? Like in that AI.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Photo you don't have a big nose.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
But maybe it's just because my you're very proposant. Someone
bullied me about my nose, my whole children?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Was it your fiance, my child?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
It was your mum, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Which I'm a.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Hey, if you are in New Zealand listening to this,
go and vote on our Instagram page for what you
think the unofficial anthem of New Zealand should be. We
need comments at the moment. And if you are not
in New Zealand, which I know a lot of people
listening to this aren't, you are going to get to
hear a lot of music you may not have heard
before over the next couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yep, a lot of Kiwi classics. Would you be good?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
It should be good.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Guarantee a lot of bangers in there. Yeah, it's kind
of pointless.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
No, it's not pointless. That's saying an election is pointless
when the polls already show who's going to win.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Mark my words.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
You still have to follow a process.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Ready, I know the final?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Ready, mark my words, Dave Dobbin, Slice of Heaven versus.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, yeah, that'll be the final.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I think don't forget your roots will be in the final.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Okay, name your final. Now we should all do this
and be cool to look back on it.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Don't forget your route, okay, six sixty and for different sake,
I'll say loyal Dave Dobbin, Lay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I'm going to back my submission running even more six yeah, yeah, no,
and probably dadda done. What's that, Claudia, I'll do the same.
And I think Slice of Heaven and the one that
I said, what did I say? The exponent crawl?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Oh yeah, I think you guys are underestimating.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I think it'll make it really far, but I think
it'll be like third. Okay, this is fun, This is
I enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Making predictions is fun.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Couldn't you just put a little mark on this in
case we want to look back at this?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, I'm video on it. Also, Yeah, your video? Where's
the cameras? Excuse me, where is there cameras. I've got
a great view, but here.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
There get the towel. Just getting them before you guys
do them.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
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