March 16, 2026 • 9 mins
Some scenarios to run past your partner.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now from the up, make a job.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
That's some wet ass. Not good of fucking. That's some
wet assy. I'm fucking that's the wet ass party. That's
the West.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hey guys, welcome to the after party, which we've learned
in the last few days could also be a pre party,
and for most people that is a pre party.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, pre party.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We asked you what order you do you listen to these?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Like more pre party, after party?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I like a pre party now, okay, like a little
lub up before I hit the main party. And yeah, yeah,
good to know.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
You do get drier as you get older.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Drinks wise. Yeah, yeah, that's what I was good at.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
We asked you what order do you listen to these?
And people were pretty forthcoming with I prefer to listen
to it beforehand. My favorite comment was the one that said,
I listened to it and whatever order Claudia tells me,
because I'm scared of her.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
That was my favorite comment.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I was going to do something on this podcast last
week and now I forget what it was, and I
told you all, don't let me forget. And it was
off the back of talking about whether or not we
would hook up with Helen Mirren, if the opportunity presented
it to presented itself.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yes, it was more specific than that. It was would
you cheat on your partner with Helen of the opportunity?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
No, it wasn't cheat on your partner? Would you take
the opportunity?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
But because you can't ask your partner if you're allowed
or not beforehand, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
How is that not cheating?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Well, you just guess if they would be okay with it.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
But even if they are okay with it, it's not
still cheating.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I don't know, Okay, it depends.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I see you've explored the the ethical great area and
I like it.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I'm just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I mean, anyway, it was a years from all of us, and.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Then I came up with like there was another option
I was going to put to you guys. Was it
Kate Blanchett? No? I know it was Kate Winslet because
we were talking about her.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Remember last week, Just just if we go Cate Blanchette
for a second, I think we probably would, but it'd
be less I don't think it's less of a slam
dunk to tell your partner afterwards because she's less what iconic?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
What excuse?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Me Kate Blanchett, then Helen Merrin.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Jeez, man, Mate, I think I think you're a bit
out of touch on this.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I would say gen Z's no, Kate, are you Titanic more.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Winslett, that's Winslet. Yeah, I think Winslet more than Kate
is definitely on the same level as Helen Mirry.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
And that's say Kate Blanchett.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
But I would argue that Kate Blanchett's up there too,
Kate blanche do you.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Know what I mean? An opportunity presented itself with Kate Blanchett.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
My partner would be like you and you do you
call me? You better off?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Took her to Beddeth right away.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Kate Blanchett. Hot as I feel like.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
A time getting it over the line, what with the.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Kate Blanchett stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
No, because and then I had a caveat to it
because it's like, obviously Kate Blanchet's younger, blah blah blah.
But it was Kate Winslet. It was Kate Winslett. Okay,
this is what it was.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
This is what it was.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I remember now, this is what it was. Okay, So
it's Kate Winslet and you can't talk to your partner.
You need to make the decision on the spot. And
Kate Winslet says, I will also pay you ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
And she says, I would also pay you ten thousand dollars.
She's paying us.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yes, I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I'm not saying it's it's not just about you, Cordia.
I'm saying in terms of if your partner doesn't understand,
I don't think Ryan.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Do you know what I'm saying. So I go home
and I go babe, babe, I've got something to tell you.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Something to tell you. Let me start with I made
the family ten thousand dollars today. Yes, wow, that's great news.
How did you do that?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
That softens the blow?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well? Remember the movie Titanic?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You know, but well, who do you think was the
most sexible on that movie?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Okay, okay, threesome? Who else?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Then the guy that was a dick, that was he
was wearing eyeliner, I am.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
That kind of looked like.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And then it was Kathy Bates, and then it was
the captain, the captain, and then it was Rose, but
elderly Rose eighty four years.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Elderly Rose looked like she good fuck speaking Jesus.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Speaking of elderly, I crossed the line into old manhood today.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Another one.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, I'm not sleeping well, guys, well I am, but
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
You go like a ninety four and you're not sleeping.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Well ninety two last night, I am all of them.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Let me explain. I am sleeping well, I'm not sleeping comfortably,
and so I have purchased Are you guys familiar with
a body pillow? Oh? My god, like.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
A pregnancy pillow, the anime one girl.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
The pillow is like one hundred and fifty centimeters long.
It's a meter and a half and.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
You put it in between your legs so your hips
and your knees are supported, and then you.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You wrap around it like a koala on a tree.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
But then these to support.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Under your neck, so that it's essentially to make your
whole like straight line.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I bought one a bid bath and beyond, and I
bought one character.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I'm gonna need to buy one.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
No, it's just straight character.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Where are you waking up?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
My hips are off and I'm waking up. I know,
are so old and I'm waking up on my back snoring.
That's the issue. I don't really give a shit about
being a bit stuff in the morning. It's more than
I'm getting viciously kicked by my wife in the middle
of the night to stop snoring.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
And the microphones off for a second.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Ah oh yeah, had an idea for what it was.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I don't know how long have I been complaining about
this anyway? Wait, turn the microphones off one will top.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
See see how mine started like way like you know
sooner and now yours is starting interesting.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Okay, let's see if the pillow. I didn't get signed
off on the pillow from my wife, and it's a
lot of pillow to sit on the beard throughout the day.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
You're gonna have.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
To You're gonna have to pay Kate Winslet to have
sex with you because your wife's.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Not going to want you after seeing that body pillow. Literally,
that's the other. But it's a it is Yeah, I
think it's more, you know, and this.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Is is it more than this isnoring?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
This is sexist of me to say.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, And you're right, way more ick.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
For a man to have a body pillow, whereas a
woman I'd.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Be like, oh, she probably got sore HAPs yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
A woman could do anything and we'd be like, yeah,
but a man, even if even sorry for even.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
If I was outside digging ditches all day and I
got a body pillow.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
But why pillows?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Like? You know who would my trail blazer and I
basically a suffragette.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
But hey, you know who would never be caught dead
with a body pillow? My dad? I thought you were
going to say, even though he's.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Had a hit replacement, heat replacement to shoulder replacement.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
He arguably needed a body pillow.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Bloody new bodies.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
He would never would he.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Wouldn't be caught dead.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Should we call your dead tomorrow and tell him I
got a body that's.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Not going to have your case asking his opinion on
the body pillow? To wrap this up, we need to.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
We never got to the bottom of the Kate Winslet
ten grand I got to the bottom of I want
to be a friend. I want to be mintled by her.
If I could be an actress, I would get trained
by her. Me too.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Nice guys, Bye, Kate.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Ten a friend of the toy Tenny play Zidims, Brien
clint On Inser, Facebook, TikTok and
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Live weekdays from three on Zidim
Now from the up, make a job.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
That's some wet ass. Not good of fucking. That's some
wet assy. I'm fucking that's the wet ass party. That's
the West.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hey guys, welcome to the after party, which we've learned
in the last few days could also be a pre party,
and for most people that is a pre party.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, pre party.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We asked you what order you do you listen to these?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Like more pre party, after party?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I like a pre party now, okay, like a little
lub up before I hit the main party. And yeah, yeah,
good to know.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
You do get drier as you get older.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Drinks wise. Yeah, yeah, that's what I was good at.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
We asked you what order do you listen to these?
And people were pretty forthcoming with I prefer to listen
to it beforehand. My favorite comment was the one that said,
I listened to it and whatever order Claudia tells me,
because I'm scared of her.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
That was my favorite comment.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I was going to do something on this podcast last
week and now I forget what it was, and I
told you all, don't let me forget. And it was
off the back of talking about whether or not we
would hook up with Helen Mirren, if the opportunity presented
it to presented itself.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yes, it was more specific than that. It was would
you cheat on your partner with Helen of the opportunity?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
No, it wasn't cheat on your partner? Would you take
the opportunity?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
But because you can't ask your partner if you're allowed
or not beforehand, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
How is that not cheating?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Well, you just guess if they would be okay with it.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
But even if they are okay with it, it's not
still cheating.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I don't know, Okay, it depends.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I see you've explored the the ethical great area and
I like it.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I'm just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I mean, anyway, it was a years from all of us, and.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Then I came up with like there was another option
I was going to put to you guys. Was it
Kate Blanchett? No? I know it was Kate Winslet because
we were talking about her.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Remember last week, Just just if we go Cate Blanchette
for a second, I think we probably would, but it'd
be less I don't think it's less of a slam
dunk to tell your partner afterwards because she's less what iconic?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
What excuse?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Me Kate Blanchett, then Helen Merrin.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Jeez, man, Mate, I think I think you're a bit
out of touch on this.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I would say gen Z's no, Kate, are you Titanic more.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Winslett, that's Winslet. Yeah, I think Winslet more than Kate
is definitely on the same level as Helen Mirry.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
And that's say Kate Blanchett.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
But I would argue that Kate Blanchett's up there too,
Kate blanche do you.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Know what I mean? An opportunity presented itself with Kate Blanchett.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
My partner would be like you and you do you
call me? You better off?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Took her to Beddeth right away.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Kate Blanchett. Hot as I feel like.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
A time getting it over the line, what with the.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Kate Blanchett stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
No, because and then I had a caveat to it
because it's like, obviously Kate Blanchet's younger, blah blah blah.
But it was Kate Winslet. It was Kate Winslett. Okay,
this is what it was.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
This is what it was.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I remember now, this is what it was. Okay, So
it's Kate Winslet and you can't talk to your partner.
You need to make the decision on the spot. And
Kate Winslet says, I will also pay you ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
And she says, I would also pay you ten thousand dollars.
She's paying us.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yes, I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I'm not saying it's it's not just about you, Cordia.
I'm saying in terms of if your partner doesn't understand,
I don't think Ryan.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Do you know what I'm saying. So I go home
and I go babe, babe, I've got something to tell you.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Something to tell you. Let me start with I made
the family ten thousand dollars today. Yes, wow, that's great news.
How did you do that?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
That softens the blow?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well? Remember the movie Titanic?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You know, but well, who do you think was the
most sexible on that movie?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Okay, okay, threesome? Who else?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Then the guy that was a dick, that was he
was wearing eyeliner, I am.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
That kind of looked like.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And then it was Kathy Bates, and then it was
the captain, the captain, and then it was Rose, but
elderly Rose eighty four years.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Elderly Rose looked like she good fuck speaking Jesus.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Speaking of elderly, I crossed the line into old manhood today.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Another one.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, I'm not sleeping well, guys, well I am, but
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
You go like a ninety four and you're not sleeping.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Well ninety two last night, I am all of them.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Let me explain. I am sleeping well, I'm not sleeping comfortably,
and so I have purchased Are you guys familiar with
a body pillow? Oh? My god, like.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
A pregnancy pillow, the anime one girl.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
The pillow is like one hundred and fifty centimeters long.
It's a meter and a half and.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
You put it in between your legs so your hips
and your knees are supported, and then you.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You wrap around it like a koala on a tree.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
But then these to support.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Under your neck, so that it's essentially to make your
whole like straight line.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I bought one a bid bath and beyond, and I
bought one character.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I'm gonna need to buy one.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
No, it's just straight character.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Where are you waking up?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
My hips are off and I'm waking up. I know,
are so old and I'm waking up on my back snoring.
That's the issue. I don't really give a shit about
being a bit stuff in the morning. It's more than
I'm getting viciously kicked by my wife in the middle
of the night to stop snoring.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
And the microphones off for a second.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Ah oh yeah, had an idea for what it was.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I don't know how long have I been complaining about
this anyway? Wait, turn the microphones off one will top.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
See see how mine started like way like you know
sooner and now yours is starting interesting.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Okay, let's see if the pillow. I didn't get signed
off on the pillow from my wife, and it's a
lot of pillow to sit on the beard throughout the day.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
You're gonna have.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
To You're gonna have to pay Kate Winslet to have
sex with you because your wife's.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Not going to want you after seeing that body pillow. Literally,
that's the other. But it's a it is Yeah, I
think it's more, you know, and this.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Is is it more than this isnoring?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
This is sexist of me to say.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, And you're right, way more ick.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
For a man to have a body pillow, whereas a
woman I'd.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Be like, oh, she probably got sore HAPs yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
A woman could do anything and we'd be like, yeah,
but a man, even if even sorry for even.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
If I was outside digging ditches all day and I
got a body pillow.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
But why pillows?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Like? You know who would my trail blazer and I
basically a suffragette.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
But hey, you know who would never be caught dead
with a body pillow? My dad? I thought you were
going to say, even though he's.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Had a hit replacement, heat replacement to shoulder replacement.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
He arguably needed a body pillow.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Bloody new bodies.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
He would never would he.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Wouldn't be caught dead.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Should we call your dead tomorrow and tell him I
got a body that's.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Not going to have your case asking his opinion on
the body pillow? To wrap this up, we need to.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
We never got to the bottom of the Kate Winslet
ten grand I got to the bottom of I want
to be a friend. I want to be mintled by her.
If I could be an actress, I would get trained
by her. Me too.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Nice guys, Bye, Kate.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Ten a friend of the toy Tenny play Zidims, Brien
clint On Inser, Facebook, TikTok and
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Live weekdays from three on Zidim
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