April 1, 2026 • 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Did I go to so Colordia that right, celebrating the song.
I really like you like that? Hi everyone, Hi, everyone,
welcome to the after party.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Kolder, what's up?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, we've been waiting for this moment.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
We got Oh yeah, we got mail.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Who are bloody Tom Hanks? And who? What's her name?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Ryan?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Meg?
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Ryan?
Speaker 6 (00:34):
Why was I right?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Tear mail?
Speaker 6 (00:38):
I think it might be prison mail.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, it is in a community post envelope. It is
the letters in typewriter font that's been put on here
Brion Clint on the morning show Zidim Radio show. And
then our address.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Our address spelt a little funky but close enough.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
So we're not on the morning show, but although we
are next week. We know our crop duck. Let's have
a look. No sender details on the back.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Sus is handwritten or typewriters typewriters?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Is it a threat?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Ooh? Dated twenty fifth of March twenty twenty six. Dear
Brion Clint, how are you? I hope you are now
saying good. Thanks. I am writing to tell you that
you guys fit the job perfectly. Mum. My best friend
Skyler and I were listening to you one day and
(01:36):
I heard that I could win Alex Warren tickets. The
nice man who won them gave them to the previous
birthday banger, Layna Layla La, Layla Layla. I was happy
for her, but I was so sad that I burst
out crying bless her. I didn't mean to. I would
(01:56):
really love to be in the drawer. We try and
call every day, but you're always busy.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's cute.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Long time listener, first time time, big time Alex Warren
Fair from Leilah her last name, and Ran. That's so cute,
Ran Masterton, not yeah, buzzy g. We've got two phone
(02:23):
numbers here.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, cute, very cute something else.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
This has literally been written on a typewriter.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
It got the Indians.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, it does, epic.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's so cool. I wonder how old Laylor is.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
She's eleven?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I think, oh, well no, yeah, well we'll.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Look into it.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
We'll smuggle her in.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Does she want to come to the roast of Brion Clint.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
We could put her on the other girl, Layla who
won the ticket. She's probably small too. Will stack them
and put them in a big coat and they can
go in together.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh, that's a great idea kids in a trench coach.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's Laylor, This is Lilah.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Cuties Laylor and Lilah, and they'll become besties. Yeah, cut,
so nice, very cute.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Not prison mail, but we do from time to time,
not so much recently, but from time to time we'll
get prison mail. There used to be a lot of
prison mail coming when I worked at a radio session
called George F. M.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, a lot of prison map.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Prisoners love the music.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I think so cool. It's got a lot of drugs
in prison, isn't there good.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I've never ridden back to the prison mail that I've gotten,
but I should have.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I don't know if you want to. I don't know
if you want to because what No, I don't think
you should because but genuinely, you don't want to start
a you don't want to strike up a relationship, and then.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
They allocates my real relationship in the in the real world.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
No, I mean more once they get out and if
you fall in love, yeah, and then they're like send
nudes and then you do.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Never gotten any prison male from the women's prison.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Is there a woman's prison in New Zealand?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, yeah, of course there is. Where do you think
the female criminals go Mount Eden.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
A women's wing there. I don't actually know. But if
you're a woman seeking woman, then you're not necessarily lonely
in prison, are you?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah? True, It's actually probably one of the best places
to be. I've seen Orange is the New Black?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, lock me up.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Have you guys watched that show as anyone else watched it?
I love that show, some of that much A good show.
Have you watched The Clinton No?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I think I watched part of the first season.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
God, you and your wife should watch it. Such real shit.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
The Animal Animal, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I have heard that. It's good and it's got Donner
in it.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yes, that seventies show that has have been canceled.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
What did Eric do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
And him? But although his his betrayal of venom, he
should have went to jail.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
So.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Read and what's her face? All right? Aren't they the oldies? Yeah?
The Mom and Dad. They did that spin off. Though
they did that, They did that nineties show and that
was good. Reprehensible too. I think it was not good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
What's everyone doing for their rest weekend?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I My weekend is so full and the keeps things
keep going into it, but it's good stuff. I think
we've got like three birthday parties and two friend ketchups.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Holy Moley, and.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Then a mate she's come around and watch the Warriors.
Oh shit, but this friend has just put an eighty
five inch television into his downstairs office. Come man, room, He's.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Put an eighty five inch into his downstairs.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Come yeah, downstairs and come room.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
So I was like, yeah, I'll be there, look out
up the wars. Indeed, I think I'm going.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
To turn my garage into a wars woman cave. Woman
you Benjamin to one, because I need that from when
my parents come visit.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Your mum would love to sleep in the wars woman room.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
She would.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
If you have a wise woman room, I might not
talk to you.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
See That's why I want to keep it.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Put it in the garage and then you.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Can call it. You can call it the Wahine Cave.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh that's good. Yeah, I'm to get that made into
a Neon sign.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That's for international listeners. Is maori for women?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Is that what the women's?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
No? But they should be. Why isn't it right?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Ship? They missed a bloody pop?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
There are they playing this yet Yeah, did they start
later in the season?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Season is shorter? How come you be?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Oh yeah, why fucking dick someone.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Jesus Christ joking just sp to here?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Did you guys see Mikayla Michayla Brake had her baby
speaking of women's wires players.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
That's not going to help the Warriors, is it.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I wonder if she the next Warrior when she's going
to come back and the baby's going to be fast?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Jack?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Should it will be quick? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:45):
That birth fast probably stepped out of the womb.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Side stepped the talk about a hospital path.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Side step there? What's the midwife.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Part of the midwife of the try line?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
And clotheslined itself with the unblowr shit holding the placenta
under one arm.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
When do you reckon?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I mean, you've got kids, Clint, when do you when
do you know if your kid is going to be
athletically gifted? You know?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Let you know if they're not pretty early?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, I don't see what you're saying, claud.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I know that one of my girls, my oldest girl,
is not interested in sport but crazy. So this year
my wife has picked up knitting as a hobby and
Tui is six and she's been watching her, so he
can now knit cool. So she's it's crazy and she's
right into it too. She'll just sit there, she's got
(08:52):
her own knitting needles and she will just knit away
for like an hour hour and a half doing proper knitting.
And it's just impressive whenever you see because your kids
grow and they change over time, it's impressive when you
see them achieve anything, and you go, how the hell
can you do that?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Who told you that?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Exactly? How did you learn that? And so I can
actually learn anything?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
True, I'm a person.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Dad, because she knows how to do something that you die.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yes, I think that's part of it.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
That's what it would be.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, that's definitely part of it. But it's us skill
that Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, no, I would that would blow my mind.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
All the other stuff she's learned to do, like reading
and writing. I'm like, they're not impressive.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
We can all do that, obviously. I am joking, unless
unless you, oh, ship, I was going to make a
good joke, then you can still do hold on, hold on, hold.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
On the anticipation yea, unless you lea Michelle, I forgot
what was set up again?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
We can all. You said something, you can learn to
do anything, and then I said we can all. And
then you said something something reading and writing, and I said, yeah,
we can all do that. And then I said, unless
you're Leah Michelle, you can't read.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
That's rude.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Now that's the rumor, that's so mean. Yeah, she's apparently
a bully. Cordio said, you know.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Well, just because she's a bully doesn't mean you have
to be. Nah.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I feel like that's the only time when bullying's okay.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Yeah, if they start it.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I was looking for a sound effect, but I can't
find it, so.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I was going to do this sound effect.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
What's that? That's not even a good one.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Can you stop moving your fucking microphone breath?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
That's how you do it?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I hope you're filming green. This is good.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
First podcast needs to be canceled. Podcast needs to go
to the New Zealand Podcast Authority and they need to
take it off quick.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Someone someone bring bring up.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
The tone a bit, guys about the economical and political
state of the world.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
That's what I'm fucking j J. Jenden Smith said.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Who's Jadon Smith? Have you seen that Smith's son.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Who goes off about young people being all in conversations,
and he goes, seriously, why don't we just talk about
the political and economical state of the world, and some
guys like.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Bro he tries to be so deep, he tries to
be the who's feel like it.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Was he had, he had the possibility. He was cool
at some point when he was on the song with jb.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Oh, when he did Karate Kid in Pursuit of Happiness,
he was adorable.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
The movie was inspiring.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I remember watching it as a kid and going, I
want to be an actor.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Which movie Karate Kid or Pursuit of Happiness?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Karate Kid I happiness warring.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
That movie was so good.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I probably watched it too young. I just remember being bored,
just so.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I can keep my three line in this show. I
actually haven't seen any of those movies.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Nice you another binge on.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, really, yeah, we're talking about doing it, but I said,
we need a thema. It needs to be twenty four
hours of sad movies or twenty four hours of scary movie.
You need to watch hours of not Harry Potter.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Oh gosh, both of you them just.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Like Choogo, like choogy Millennials.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Well, that's not going to change anything.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, you kind of love what you are.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Did anyone do anything special for April Fields today?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Georgia from The Day shoudow prank Brook from the Night
Show sort of hell set. Georgia and Brooke shared the
same studio and Georgia calls Brooke going, dude, the desk
which is all the buttons and how the radio works.
The desk is sticky? Did you have a coke last night?
And they had pre planned and given us all cokes
last night for it to be actually feasible.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
We thought that was just being nice.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
The office came in and was like, oh, that's so.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Nice, and then Paul Brook's on the phone just waking
up going, oh my gosh, I did but like, no, sorry,
oh my gosh, very good.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Did you do anything, BREETI your.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Mum M No, I didn't do anything. I mean I
feel like I just prank her constantly. So you know,
it's just another day. Why wait for April Fools to
prank someone? You know you can prank them any day.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
You were so annoying.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I just said, you guys so dumb.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Just got a missus from Brie on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Way Way Waiter has Clint got it?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Is it on Instagram? Yeah, I just I'll just boot
it up.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Buffering, buffering while we're doing that.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Did you guys shoot your pants just then?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh my god? Did you guys mean to put this
up on your story?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Who's tooting.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Chair? It wasn't no guys.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
You know.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Do you remember Calvin Crookshank, the psychic from Sensing Murder. Yes,
he's going to do a show in Auckland in the
next like month or something.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Should I go to it?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Bre and I made a video with him when we
first started doing this show. We took him to a
prison and to an abandoned prison in Napier.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Do you think he's real?
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Should I spend my money on?
Speaker 5 (15:07):
I have seen him before and he did come up
with some freaky things.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
So no, I don't think it's real.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
But it's real or he's not real? What are you
talking about psychics specifically?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I think psychics are real me too.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Do I think they're all legit? No? I don't. But
do I think there are people out there that can
connect with spirit?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Yes, I'm going to do it, and I'm going to
put the word out to all the ghosties in my
life that I want like something specific.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
They call the people who have ghosted you.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, I call that's what I call my poos.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
That goes straight down and on that.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
How on no skinnies, that's a wind. Free plays Zims,
Brion clint On Inster, Facebook, TikTok
Speaker 7 (16:10):
And live weekdays from three on Zidim
Did I go to so Colordia that right, celebrating the song.
I really like you like that? Hi everyone, Hi, everyone,
welcome to the after party.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Kolder, what's up?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, we've been waiting for this moment.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
We got Oh yeah, we got mail.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Who are bloody Tom Hanks? And who? What's her name?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Ryan?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Meg?
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Ryan?
Speaker 6 (00:34):
Why was I right?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Tear mail?
Speaker 6 (00:38):
I think it might be prison mail.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, it is in a community post envelope. It is
the letters in typewriter font that's been put on here
Brion Clint on the morning show Zidim Radio show. And
then our address.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Our address spelt a little funky but close enough.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
So we're not on the morning show, but although we
are next week. We know our crop duck. Let's have
a look. No sender details on the back.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Sus is handwritten or typewriters typewriters?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Is it a threat?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Ooh? Dated twenty fifth of March twenty twenty six. Dear
Brion Clint, how are you? I hope you are now
saying good. Thanks. I am writing to tell you that
you guys fit the job perfectly. Mum. My best friend
Skyler and I were listening to you one day and
(01:36):
I heard that I could win Alex Warren tickets. The
nice man who won them gave them to the previous
birthday banger, Layna Layla La, Layla Layla. I was happy
for her, but I was so sad that I burst
out crying bless her. I didn't mean to. I would
(01:56):
really love to be in the drawer. We try and
call every day, but you're always busy.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's cute.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Long time listener, first time time, big time Alex Warren
Fair from Leilah her last name, and Ran. That's so cute,
Ran Masterton, not yeah, buzzy g. We've got two phone
(02:23):
numbers here.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, cute, very cute something else.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
This has literally been written on a typewriter.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
It got the Indians.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, it does, epic.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's so cool. I wonder how old Laylor is.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
She's eleven?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I think, oh, well no, yeah, well we'll.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Look into it.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
We'll smuggle her in.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Does she want to come to the roast of Brion Clint.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
We could put her on the other girl, Layla who
won the ticket. She's probably small too. Will stack them
and put them in a big coat and they can
go in together.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh, that's a great idea kids in a trench coach.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's Laylor, This is Lilah.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Cuties Laylor and Lilah, and they'll become besties. Yeah, cut,
so nice, very cute.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Not prison mail, but we do from time to time,
not so much recently, but from time to time we'll
get prison mail. There used to be a lot of
prison mail coming when I worked at a radio session
called George F. M.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, a lot of prison map.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Prisoners love the music.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I think so cool. It's got a lot of drugs
in prison, isn't there good.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I've never ridden back to the prison mail that I've gotten,
but I should have.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I don't know if you want to. I don't know
if you want to because what No, I don't think
you should because but genuinely, you don't want to start
a you don't want to strike up a relationship, and then.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
They allocates my real relationship in the in the real world.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
No, I mean more once they get out and if
you fall in love, yeah, and then they're like send
nudes and then you do.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Never gotten any prison male from the women's prison.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Is there a woman's prison in New Zealand?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, yeah, of course there is. Where do you think
the female criminals go Mount Eden.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
A women's wing there. I don't actually know. But if
you're a woman seeking woman, then you're not necessarily lonely
in prison, are you?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah? True, It's actually probably one of the best places
to be. I've seen Orange is the New Black?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, lock me up.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Have you guys watched that show as anyone else watched it?
I love that show, some of that much A good show.
Have you watched The Clinton No?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I think I watched part of the first season.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
God, you and your wife should watch it. Such real shit.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
The Animal Animal, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I have heard that. It's good and it's got Donner
in it.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yes, that seventies show that has have been canceled.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
What did Eric do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
And him? But although his his betrayal of venom, he
should have went to jail.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
So.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Read and what's her face? All right? Aren't they the oldies? Yeah?
The Mom and Dad. They did that spin off. Though
they did that, They did that nineties show and that
was good. Reprehensible too. I think it was not good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
What's everyone doing for their rest weekend?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I My weekend is so full and the keeps things
keep going into it, but it's good stuff. I think
we've got like three birthday parties and two friend ketchups.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Holy Moley, and.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Then a mate she's come around and watch the Warriors.
Oh shit, but this friend has just put an eighty
five inch television into his downstairs office. Come man, room, He's.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Put an eighty five inch into his downstairs.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Come yeah, downstairs and come room.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
So I was like, yeah, I'll be there, look out
up the wars. Indeed, I think I'm going.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
To turn my garage into a wars woman cave. Woman
you Benjamin to one, because I need that from when
my parents come visit.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Your mum would love to sleep in the wars woman room.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
She would.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
If you have a wise woman room, I might not
talk to you.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
See That's why I want to keep it.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Put it in the garage and then you.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Can call it. You can call it the Wahine Cave.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh that's good. Yeah, I'm to get that made into
a Neon sign.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That's for international listeners. Is maori for women?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Is that what the women's?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
No? But they should be. Why isn't it right?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Ship? They missed a bloody pop?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
There are they playing this yet Yeah, did they start
later in the season?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Season is shorter? How come you be?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Oh yeah, why fucking dick someone.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Jesus Christ joking just sp to here?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Did you guys see Mikayla Michayla Brake had her baby
speaking of women's wires players.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
That's not going to help the Warriors, is it.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I wonder if she the next Warrior when she's going
to come back and the baby's going to be fast?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Jack?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Should it will be quick? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:45):
That birth fast probably stepped out of the womb.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Side stepped the talk about a hospital path.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Side step there? What's the midwife.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Part of the midwife of the try line?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
And clotheslined itself with the unblowr shit holding the placenta
under one arm.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
When do you reckon?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I mean, you've got kids, Clint, when do you when
do you know if your kid is going to be
athletically gifted? You know?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Let you know if they're not pretty early?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, I don't see what you're saying, claud.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I know that one of my girls, my oldest girl,
is not interested in sport but crazy. So this year
my wife has picked up knitting as a hobby and
Tui is six and she's been watching her, so he
can now knit cool. So she's it's crazy and she's
right into it too. She'll just sit there, she's got
(08:52):
her own knitting needles and she will just knit away
for like an hour hour and a half doing proper knitting.
And it's just impressive whenever you see because your kids
grow and they change over time, it's impressive when you
see them achieve anything, and you go, how the hell
can you do that?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Who told you that?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Exactly? How did you learn that? And so I can
actually learn anything?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
True, I'm a person.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Dad, because she knows how to do something that you die.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yes, I think that's part of it.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
That's what it would be.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, that's definitely part of it. But it's us skill
that Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, no, I would that would blow my mind.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
All the other stuff she's learned to do, like reading
and writing. I'm like, they're not impressive.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
We can all do that, obviously. I am joking, unless
unless you, oh, ship, I was going to make a
good joke, then you can still do hold on, hold on, hold.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
On the anticipation yea, unless you lea Michelle, I forgot
what was set up again?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
We can all. You said something, you can learn to
do anything, and then I said we can all. And
then you said something something reading and writing, and I said, yeah,
we can all do that. And then I said, unless
you're Leah Michelle, you can't read.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
That's rude.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Now that's the rumor, that's so mean. Yeah, she's apparently
a bully. Cordio said, you know.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Well, just because she's a bully doesn't mean you have
to be. Nah.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I feel like that's the only time when bullying's okay.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Yeah, if they start it.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I was looking for a sound effect, but I can't
find it, so.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I was going to do this sound effect.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
What's that? That's not even a good one.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Can you stop moving your fucking microphone breath?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
That's how you do it?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I hope you're filming green. This is good.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
First podcast needs to be canceled. Podcast needs to go
to the New Zealand Podcast Authority and they need to
take it off quick.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Someone someone bring bring up.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
The tone a bit, guys about the economical and political
state of the world.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
That's what I'm fucking j J. Jenden Smith said.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Who's Jadon Smith? Have you seen that Smith's son.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Who goes off about young people being all in conversations,
and he goes, seriously, why don't we just talk about
the political and economical state of the world, and some
guys like.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Bro he tries to be so deep, he tries to
be the who's feel like it.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Was he had, he had the possibility. He was cool
at some point when he was on the song with jb.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Oh, when he did Karate Kid in Pursuit of Happiness,
he was adorable.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
The movie was inspiring.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I remember watching it as a kid and going, I
want to be an actor.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Which movie Karate Kid or Pursuit of Happiness?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Karate Kid I happiness warring.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
That movie was so good.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I probably watched it too young. I just remember being bored,
just so.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I can keep my three line in this show. I
actually haven't seen any of those movies.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Nice you another binge on.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, really, yeah, we're talking about doing it, but I said,
we need a thema. It needs to be twenty four
hours of sad movies or twenty four hours of scary movie.
You need to watch hours of not Harry Potter.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Oh gosh, both of you them just.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Like Choogo, like choogy Millennials.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Well, that's not going to change anything.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, you kind of love what you are.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Did anyone do anything special for April Fields today?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Georgia from The Day shoudow prank Brook from the Night
Show sort of hell set. Georgia and Brooke shared the
same studio and Georgia calls Brooke going, dude, the desk
which is all the buttons and how the radio works.
The desk is sticky? Did you have a coke last night?
And they had pre planned and given us all cokes
last night for it to be actually feasible.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
We thought that was just being nice.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
The office came in and was like, oh, that's so.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Nice, and then Paul Brook's on the phone just waking
up going, oh my gosh, I did but like, no, sorry,
oh my gosh, very good.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Did you do anything, BREETI your.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Mum M No, I didn't do anything. I mean I
feel like I just prank her constantly. So you know,
it's just another day. Why wait for April Fools to
prank someone? You know you can prank them any day.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
You were so annoying.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I just said, you guys so dumb.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Just got a missus from Brie on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Way Way Waiter has Clint got it?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Is it on Instagram? Yeah, I just I'll just boot
it up.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Buffering, buffering while we're doing that.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Did you guys shoot your pants just then?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh my god? Did you guys mean to put this
up on your story?
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Who's tooting.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Chair? It wasn't no guys.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
You know.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Do you remember Calvin Crookshank, the psychic from Sensing Murder. Yes,
he's going to do a show in Auckland in the
next like month or something.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Should I go to it?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Bre and I made a video with him when we
first started doing this show. We took him to a
prison and to an abandoned prison in Napier.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Do you think he's real?
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Should I spend my money on?
Speaker 5 (15:07):
I have seen him before and he did come up
with some freaky things.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
So no, I don't think it's real.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
But it's real or he's not real? What are you
talking about psychics specifically?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I think psychics are real me too.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Do I think they're all legit? No? I don't. But
do I think there are people out there that can
connect with spirit?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Yes, I'm going to do it, and I'm going to
put the word out to all the ghosties in my
life that I want like something specific.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
They call the people who have ghosted you.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, I call that's what I call my poos.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
That goes straight down and on that.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
How on no skinnies, that's a wind. Free plays Zims,
Brion clint On Inster, Facebook, TikTok
Speaker 7 (16:10):
And live weekdays from three on Zidim
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