Bree & Clint’s After Party - 8th May 2026

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bye, six five, six, seven eight, Jill, you can take
me hard to go.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey, guys, it's roast day. We are sitting here a
couple hours before the roast. Bree's just writing the thank
you cards to all the comedians made up the goodie bags.
Speeches are written. Are you doing any Have you locked
your speech off? Brie? I think I've locked mine off.
I think I'll just be fiddling now.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I was going to ask you, because I was asking
you as we were walking over, how many words is yours?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Because I wanted to know nine hundred and fifty? Okay? Good?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Because I didn't want to go too long, do you
know what I mean? I wanted to be the same.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, So I asked Google, how long nine to fifty
words is? It said? Between seven It's about seven to
eight minutes.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Mine, get this, seven to eight minutes.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, no way, we've allowed five minutes each. But I
feel like it's our show. So yeah, it's our bloody show.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
We do what we want?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, we do we want.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Were forty five minutes after our en times minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh what, I don't know that. I thought we were
hard times.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh we're sweet. There of my speech?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Then I will cry we've got time for Bree to
do her live performance of Driver's License. Oh, I want
to see you on the bottle track.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I want to give the comedians more stuff toast.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You know how we sold tickets to this and we
managed to sell four hundred tickets for twenty five dollars.
It would be an interesting experiment to see how many
tickets we could sell even if there were only five
dollars a ticket for just a performance of that river.
So it's a black box theater, it's Bree in a
microphone and she does Driver's License from start to finish.

(01:46):
Is there an audience at five dollars a ticket? I
think there is. There is, Yeah, and it could be
one of the smaller rooms. It could be one hundred
person room.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, people will go to that. People would go to that.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
If this goes well tonight, are we going to travel
the country? Well? Get it? Well, let's talk about that tomorrow. Yeah, Monday, Monday.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
What's wrong?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
ELA's asking if we're going to turn this if it
goes well, christ Church? We could do it in christ
but you never want to commit to that.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
If we do it in case, we let's just wait
and see if it's good.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Because if we do it tonight and it's either not
good or we don't enjoy it, right, you don't.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Don't want to promise anything.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Okay, cut this out, Edmund, Edmund two bits of Edmund.
There will be no main show podcast today. Claudia is
under the pump getting the Roast ready, so they'll come
out on Monday. Yeah, first thing Monday. But you will
at some stage over this weekend. If everything goes to plan,
you will get the Roast as a podcast. Oh yeah,
they wanting to get it up.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Asp.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
What would you guys prefer to listen to the Roast
or would you like to wait and watch the YouTube
video watch? I'd want that. I don't want to know that.
I don't want our podcast numbers to be good. Yeah,
but you.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Know, knowing me, I would select the vid you but
never actually look at the screen, Like I'll just look
up every now and then while I'm doing something else.
It's podcast formed.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
But I did that.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I watched did a Good Hang with Amy Poehler?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yes, great, but it seems like a great podcast.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Well that's the first time I watched the full one
with Billie Eilish that just came out. But I'm sleeping
and coming in and out. It was great. I did
that this morning. I slept till eleven.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Your super dave. Yeah, no, I've been under the pump. No,
you have been.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
You have been very under the weather. So we're very
grateful that you're even here.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
And I know it's going to be a big night.
Was unleash. I was walking the dog this morning. She
was on the floor. You needed those what only boys

(03:57):
did that? Yucky?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Nothing worse than a bunch of sick tissues on the
bed side table.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I checked them on.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
The floor in the morning. Scoop them all up.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'm advocate of if you can sleep in a different
bed when you're sick, I would love that. Yeah, all
the couch. You're sick. You shouldn't have to go to
the couch. I would go to the couch if I
was your partner. One so I didn't get sick, and
two so I could stay well enough to look after you.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm nearly having to be. I nearly had to go
to the spear room last night.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Is she having to sleep on her back?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
No, you're not meant to.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
She has this pillow.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
She has this pillow right, and it's got like this,
like pillow here and then like there's a space in
the middle and you put it on the bed and
then she has to lay side like on her side,
so she can't roll onto her back because apparently you
shouldn't be sleeping on your back.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
You can't sleep on your back or your tummy.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
No, you have to they say the best way to
be sleeping only for nine months though. Sleep on your
left side is the best for the baby on your left.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I am the right side too bad. Well, right is
better than you're not pregnant. I thought it was just
because there is pregnant, I had to do that.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
You can sleep anyway you want.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Gloria prefers to hang from the rafters. Actually is she's nocturnal.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Are you nervous about any jokes in your script this evening?
The only joke I'm not sure about is the one
that we know about, no yours. Yes, and it's a
joke about CLIs.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Don't worry about it, but it's not. It's not about
You're not worried about me about how it lands.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
No, no, no, no, I'm not worried about how it lands,
because I no doubt that we heap some mind that
don't land which I'm terrified about. I'm more