Biggest day of the year guys - it's Producer Claud's birthday!! We've got all the best things in here: sexy singing, insane presents, and funny ha ha's galore.
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Episode Transcript
Happy birthday to Clodia.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Claudia make it six.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Deer Gladia, sexy happy.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Chill.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah wow that was lovely. Thank you?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Not on my face?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
What happy birthday?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Birthday?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yes, the present.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
I'm going to walk out there and drop it there,
but then wait to open.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It until I don't just think you can just open
and enjoy your birthday present.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Close this or close them, just to case.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Make the hands a bit smaller.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Open your eyes.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh it's lunch, okay, don't oh is it noodle?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Don't talk carefully.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I am holding it very carefully.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Alright, breeze back again.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm ready. First impression. That looks like like lunch.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Just in a black paper bag.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
It's a prison bag though, Sorry, What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Switch? That's a whole less Nintendo switch.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Yeah, it's it's refurbished, so it's it is secondhand, but
it's refurbished fully, like cleaned up redone, so it's nice
and ready to go for you.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's not stolen.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
This is not stolen.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I can't guarantee then, no, they wouldn't there when they're refurbishing.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Hope. So what the hell thing?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You? This is so expensive?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
It's cool?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
How we got him.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
It's cool. I fu.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Not to do TV the best presence on this show.
And then Nintendo.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Cards already charge charge all day.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You didn't charge it.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
I did charge a couple, does it?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I think there might be a couple of games. W
do you stick the games as you.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Load the gamest onto it from what's this from the internet?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But then there's also ones where you can put the
games in it.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
They see these or like little tiny little.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It's got even the.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Sorry I was not a little card.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Look at these things.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Oh yeah, So it's got all the bits. It's got promotes,
it's got the actual.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Can you do we sports?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
No, it's got the CLAWD.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
It's also got the thing where you can connect it
to your TV if you want, which some switches, especially.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Refurbished ones, don't come with that. But I wanted you
to get one with this thing.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's no.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
But that's the connection. That's the thing that connects it
to the TV.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
So you can play it as like on its own,
or you can connect it to your TV and play
it on the TV.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'm not listening anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
On a scale, how good is the gift?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Like a nine point a A always room for improve
always room for improvement. What the hell? Thank you so much?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
We love you?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
So what?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
What? What? Wow?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I'm actually gobsman whose birthday's nicks.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Ella, don't make it about me, but okay, no, we
want a ragged okay, the cat you can't get you.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You want us to get your pure breed care for
your birthday? About me, Laudia, We'll keep an eye out
for a refurbished one.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Yeah, catf We all go around the room and say
one thing.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
We love about Claudia, and then something you find annoying. Oh, thanks, Georgia,
she's running away.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I'd rather just do the annoying part. Already do that?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Do that my annoying? But would be Claudia making me
do this same?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Idn't do.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Tradition, I love you and annoying? But no, I already
said I love you, so you should have taken that.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I love you, Claudia. We wind the podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You've got good.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Fashion, Ella, Ella wanted to get you something boring for
the gift?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
What did you? What did you want to get her?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Money towards the camera she wants, which I thought was
thoughtful too. Was it to cover the entire two thousand
dollars camera.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I scrolled up in our chat, because you know how
we've all got individual chat, We've got chats that don't
include one of us. Yeah, there's a chat without Claudia,
a chat without Ella, a chat without you, have a
chat without.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Me to switch to.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yes, I assumed that wasl mail.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I scrolled to the top to see what the first
gift that we organized for Claudia was. Yeah, does anyone remember?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Was it my pink suit?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
We repaid Claudia for the suit that she purchased for her.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
She did love it. I did love that.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, we just reimbursed her for something she'd already bought.
She loved that, though.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I think you've also got me America dollars one time.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Oh that's good. You've got great gifts. I'd say you've
probably got the best gifts.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Easy to shop for and when you have nothing unlike.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Could be and I think we don't.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Would you say easy to shop for when you've got what?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
When you've got nothing?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Clicking the hardest to buy. If you want it, you
get it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
There was that year where I had a home gym,
and that made it quite easy for you guys to
get me. Thinks I'll take them a new hobby before
my birthday.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Great idea. Yeah, I think I'm going.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
To get into christ I've been trying to push you together.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
In the cooking my lunch today.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You would have been really impressed.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I know I ate it before I saw you.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
But I've made three of them, so I'll be having
it again to what's in it? Chicken shock horror, but
chicken thigh cutlets instead of chicken breast that I normally.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Have for them. Dry.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
No, that's the beauty of chicken THI.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Weird me out because they got the color, like the
weird colored.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And I know they're juicing your card. I can't get
past it.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I cooked it and tomato with celery and onion and
black beans. I served it on queenla.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Oh yeah, lost, I like plentimol.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
That I like quin word.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Well.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Anyway, it was pretty adventurous for me.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
And why because you had salt and pepper on it.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You make us lunch one day you don't?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Yeah, what are you doing tonight, Claudia, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
To the movies.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
What are you going to see? Michael Jackson movie?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Are you going by yourself again.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
No, but also there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
On your birthday with my best friend birthday, which.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Case, that's fine, that's all good.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
We were not you with Brian tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, my best friend Brian.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Who's Brian? That's good dog context context international, Sorry.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Brian and Claudia have been friends for a long time.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Church is very bad. Yes, megachurch.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
They met. They met at that church.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
And have remember and have kept the friendship going and.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Contributed a lot of money. Here's a posse of supporters.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Claudia won't let us call her the L word because
you're not allowed.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
To be that cause earthquake.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
He's actually quite a comical character in New Zealand, but.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Good for going to movies together. He doesn't talk throughout.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
So what movie you go to?
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Say?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Scary movie?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Sack.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I thought you were going to say.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
What was that?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Jesus?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
What's the Jesus movie?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
That Redemption of the Christ? No, that's not what it's called.
What is it called Life of Christ?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
What is it life of Brian? Some of the christython's
Life of Brian. This is a good joke.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Passion of the Christ, Passion of the Christ.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
That was also the name of Eller's childhood. Hellou Jah,
Happy birthday, Clary.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Thanks guys. This is an incredible gift and I will
use it most days, I assume in the morning. Wait,
I think the game I wanted?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Now what game?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Tomo Duchy life? But you get to make little me
characters and I can make the Bree Flint show.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Can you do that? She's going to be going to
the movies by herself. Are you guys all in live Clint? Baby?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
You do weird ship with you guys?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I love my birthday.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Funny play Dames Brien Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok
Speaker 1 (09:29):
And live weekdays from three on Ziitim.
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