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July 2, 2026 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
He guys, welcome to the after Patty Brena in the studio.
I'm going to make a prediction. I reckon I produces
are too shy to be part of the podcast today.
The people out there, can you perform with an audience?
Usually do every day?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Okay, well let's ask Let's ask him a question that
they wouldn't want to answer in front of him.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Tell us about the time you lost your virginity.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I've already told you about that and that was off
here and I'll never tell you and I've still got mine. Yeah,
oh no, no one liked that joke. Okay, bro, you've
got children quick. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
The IVF could be a thing though. Huh what huh?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I just pictured I just pictured Clint's wife, Lucy, refusing
to have sex with him and forcing him to go
to an IVF clinic.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
We don't have fertility issues. She just doesn't want to
do it.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
He's like, I just don't want to go near the
bed because you don't have pajamas.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I will carry your children, but you can, but don't
touch me, not manually.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Don't you get daggered anywhere near me?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Do you guys give me a hard time on the
show kiss you at least? Do you guys to business?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Do you guys tongue kiss still? Like that?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Isn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Like you know when you're in a long term relationship
like the art of tongue kissing.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I think we've been married for nine years this coming.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Do you still give her a tonguey?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Again? None of your business?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Do you still do a toungy.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Here and there?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
And what about kissing?

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Here and there? Wait and makeout?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
You would? Though? You would?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Bloody?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Would you are? And I mean that's with all due respect.
You're a Randy gin Z reformed Christian, former church goer.
You know you've got your like rabbits YouTube?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Is Ryan a boobs or buttman?

Speaker 4 (01:57):
I think both?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I really don't know both. Where people say both, I'm like.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
I was just implying that she's got both.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
You can be both. You can be both.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
I wish I had more of a buy.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Both just means you're a curves person, doesn't you.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I think you just can't make a decision.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Clint, What do you, claud what are you as man?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Me too, one hundred percent, Claudia, I've got my own girls.
Don't don't interest me? That much fair enough.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I mean, boobs are great whatever, but I've got my own.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I think I don't reckon It's yeah, okay, I understand.
The logic is that how gay guys operate, too, Like
I'm not into Willi's I've got my own.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Depends if they're a top or a bottom, because yes,
okay for bottoms, yeah top does.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Clint's uncomfortable looking so uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
It sounds homophobic. It sounds homophobic that that's the point
that I got uncomfortable. It was more than cumulative amount.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Sure it was. God, this is a saucy podcast.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Make out with your lovely wife.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Okay, I will, I will, but because Lucy we have to,
because Ella told me to.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Clink calls in sick on Monday, because Lucy's punched him
in the throat.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
You can kiss me, but I will not open mynn.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I refuse.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Soldier boy kissed me through the phone. Who's got exciting
plans for the weekend? Alice's going home for a five
hour nap. We did the morning show again today, which
it's okay that you're finding it hard.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I just I was saying to the girlies in here. Yes,
I'm so angry.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
The girlies out there are the girlies that usually did
the morning to the early mornings.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Say it in front of them.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Do they have any advice for you? Slash us about
these early starts, because the alarm is about four a m.
For us guys at the moment.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, don't nap. I think map is what is missing
you up, just so you need to get into a rhythm.
I have dinner at four every day, do you, Yeah,
every single day?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
And bed at eight.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
I'm the grandmar of the show. I go to bed
really really early eight. I'm in bed at sucks. And
then I post I post a lit little poll, stay
tuned for Flittchwood and Hanley back July twentieth and by
the way, and then I post everything. Check we're not
being canceled, reply to a few messages, and then I'm off, chick, we're.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Not being Hello, what time do you do our cancelation? Chicks?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Never check you're not canceled?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Okay, all right, so don't nap. But then the flip
siders go to bed unhumanly early.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Well that's the.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Thing I'm fine with that snaps, the thing that keep
getting you.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
You're not fine with naps because you're struggling to wake
up from them.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
No, I'm not. The thing about nat.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I don't reckon two hours is a nap. I think
that's a sleep.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Take it from someone. I did breakfas for a number
of years.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
And as soon as you start napping, you're done for
because then you don't go to sleep early enough and
you don't get a deep enough sleep at nighttime to
then put you back in the cycle.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
I get that point.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
The early morning thing is so interesting to me and
what you it would do to your body and the
rhythm that you have to get into. And I always
think about like our guys who get up early, and
then the people like Mike Hosking who would get up
at earlier. Do you keep doing it on the weekend?
Do you keep your body in a rhythm? Because they
say you should go to bed at the same time,
you wake up at the same time.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Did your body wake you up?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Shannon Carlen, Yeah, so I get up just after three
thirty normally every day week weekends, I tend to wake
up like four thirty.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Sleep.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's outrage I get it, but that's outrageous.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
What about you Carlen. Yeah, I do.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
I still wake up, but I can force myself back
to sleep. But I also don't go to bed as
early as Shannon does on normal day. I'm like in
Beard at a quarter to nine and then by nine thirty.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
So I'm bad.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
I don't get enough sleep in general.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
I also I do cooked breakfast every day before works,
so I get hungry. So on the what I make eggs, Guys,
stay tuned. I make a jomlet. It's the greatest life
jomlet bro I pre make an omelet and a jar,
shake it up in the Every morning I pour the
jar into a pand I have a jomlet every morning.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I'm going to you, it's life changed.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I was going to make pre made breakfast burritos and
then put them and put like freeze them.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
How many days of jomlet can you make? An advance?
Do you make three or four jars of jomlet?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
No? Just two? Because I asked my response wordult splitch
one and Haley and they said two felt like enough.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
How long they could keep in the fridge.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I should taste.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Shannon doesn't have a good enough fridge.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Her fridge as a man bar fread it's a mini bar.
It's like this burg and it freezes everylets.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Why do you not have a regular sized fridge?

Speaker 4 (06:53):
We're really delving into my law on Oh, I live
in like a we call it myth manner on the show.
It's thirty given me a squird.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
It's tiny, little yeah yeah yeah. It's not out of poverty,
it's out of sized.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's like you're living in Manhattan.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah, I'm not allowed another fridge. It's in my lease.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Hell, their place isn't very stable.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
It'll go no.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, but like the electricals wouldn't support a regular sized fridge.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
We're learning a lot here, guys.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
But John wants are the way to go. So therefore,
on the weekends, I woke up at four thirty and
I'm like, man, I needs MiGs.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I'm going to job I'm going to make a few
jars of joblet. When I get home, I'm going to
put red onion in.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
The mushroom, Ham, mushroom.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
I do fitter.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Maybe a tomato tomato holds up man, yeah, spinach, yeah
is good.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'm going to do that. Ella you're not going to nap.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
She can do whatever. She's an adult. I'll try.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
I'll go to my grandma's give her some seedlings, and
then sleep, sleep watch Love Island.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
I saw this meme yesterday. I said, no matter how
bad my life gets, I will never watch Love Island.
And I never related to something so much.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
You and I used to used to. Yeah, we used
to watch It's.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Gotten a bit mare, It's gotten.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
I don't know if you can say that. Isn't this
like the first one of the first seasons you've watched?

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Season?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Did you? Did you watch? It was so good? Da Day? Yes,
it can, sue.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Oh, that's when I spoil it?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Okay, so okay, you are you?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Da Day?

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Was?

Speaker 5 (08:34):
We?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Love Island peaked for me.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
And then I was like, spoiled that show for you guys.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
I was brand new.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Get the fuck out, Get the funk out? Yeah, and
I thought that was forever And they went, okay, anybody
want to share anything else before we go? I who
was there, Georgia, Georgia, I told you there was an audience.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Everyone else was joining in and I was just sitting
there on my foot.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
What do you do for your weekend? George?

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Just to talk Mum and daddy here?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Actually that's fun.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
So hanging out with the Toy Story tonight.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
This might be the biggest cat Wait wait wait wait
wait wait, are you going to Toy Story with your parents?

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Know? Me and the girls? Me and the girls are
off to Toy Story tonight.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
They're leaving all their kids behind hanging out with me fun.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
And then tomorrow Mum and Dadde arrive and it's gonna
be a little bit of fun.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Do we reckon? There's a porn called six Toy Story?
There would be who they would be?

Speaker 4 (09:28):
But I don't want to see Woody naked?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
He would never rig.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
We would have a rig. Yeah, wood everyone's making the
podcast as well, so Chris Bradley from Tick Support. Hi, Chris, Hello,
I don't have much to say. I'm just the tech guy.
Just snipe. Have another man's voice on the podcast. It's
very rare.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well, that's great to be here.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
He's got a manly voice that is out manly me.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I make sure off the back end wouldn't be hard
say to me. You would mean to me? Today Clint's
wife had IVF so she didn't have to have six
of them. See you guys next week. That's as.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Play z MS bring Clint on Insta, Facebook, tech talk

Speaker 1 (10:16):
And live weekdays from three on Zidim
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