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July 8, 2026 9 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Guys. I don't mean to be sentimental or anything, and
we didn't talk about it on the show, but this
is the last after party, and that was the last
show together, oh for probably a month. Yep. Because I'm
having next week off.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
So the next time we're all going to be together's
gonna have a baby.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I'm having a week off for school holidays next week.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh, not necessarily if the baby's late, which I think
it's gonna be good, but potentially.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yes, yeah, but then will you take if the baby
is late? Will you take more time off at the
other end?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, right yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Three weeks from birth, right, three weeks from birth, push
it out, three weeks from touchdown?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
The idea of your holding a little babe our midwife.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I was going to cry again.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
The last time we went to our midwife. She was like,
and Brie, would you like to catch the baby when
it comes out?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
It's a fire?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Looked at me like she was looking at me, going
you better say no, And I went, sure, how.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Fast is it going to come out?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Hees things? I'm more of a picture.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Guys, have got an idea for next week? We should
get bread to practice with those Kenan machines. You know,
the T shirt ones.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
You you're doing.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
I don't want you to fire a T shirt out
at me.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's actually really funny idea, Georgi. You should do a
week of catching practice with and each day she has
to catch something different to.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Be a watermelon, and the last one is a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I think I think you're talking about those ball machines
where you put it through egos.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
We can do that at the tennis court if you
want as well.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I don't want to do. And Georgia have got lots
of ideas.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
For you to find.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
You put the mouth gut on to catch the baby.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, obviously maybe's heads are hard.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I caught, I caught, Maggie, my daughter, did you and
caught as the wrong word I received Maggie.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Essentially catch them.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's pretty on the bed, you water bar, it's over
the edge.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Oh, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I don't know if they allow people to do that anymore.
The midwife doesn't. I think it's when when everything goes
to plan.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Is what I didn't catch because it wasn't going to plan.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
So when everything goes to plan, you potentially have the
option of catching the baby when and it would be
over where the bed's underneath.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Maybe the bed was I don't remember. I just remember
the baby, and you just kind of it's kind of
very special and very slimy.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Kind for a little bit.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Do you want to hear my idea? I can't.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I kind of want to wear a white T shirt
and then and then catch it and then hold the baby,
and then there'll be in print of all the juices
on the white shirt, don't you have to miss?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
And that's a genuinely awful idea.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
You could frame the shirt. I wouldn't wear that to work.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
You could do that, but then you get it remade
with paints, and I love that you guys believed.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
People pay for that.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Wearing after their work. Again, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Even the person that wants to keep I don't want
the percenter. They asked us.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I was like, I don't want the It's not my choice,
it's her choice. But she's kind of like, we don't
need it.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yes, I'd like.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
To do that, did you, Clint?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I feel so.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I didn't know you had to get very very it's
very grassfully.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, like to cut through it like a grind. Oh
my god, I have everything that we're talking about right now.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, it's like it's like cutting through kind of like cardialog.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Yeah, I don't want that.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Well, it has to be strong. That's how.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
This is the miracle of life.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yeah, and it's gross.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
I'm going to send you pictures of the placenta.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
That's not nice.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
At least warned me first. Do you know the first
time I was a lamb being but born, it was
the freakiest thing you were saying. And it comes out
in that bubble in the sack hanging off the.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Back, and I was like, maybe some.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Babies can be born in the sack's.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
It's very rare actually, but our.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Friend Jordan was born in the sack and then his
first daughter was also born in the sack on his birthday.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Being born in the sack could be.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Who knows, also made in the sack.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
A lot of animals don't get born in the sack either, Oh.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Do they not? When I saw literally was like, this
ain't for me. I'm glad I am a farmer. That
was it was mad.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
You can like a cow, it can come out in
the sack, but like human, that's rare.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
And the mom doesn't have to look it open.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, they do that's exactly what they have to do,
especially with dogs, like if you have seen a dog
give birth, they have to break the sacks with their team.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
And speaking of the sack, one of my friends, speaking
of the sack, one of my friends is having a
sick to me today and we're going to the pub
directly after.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
His and you have to go home and have a
and have a rest.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
My simist encouraged the pub. You guys going out for
a couple of beers after this? We didn't. We went
to Burger king.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Were you in pain on pain killers?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
No, the pain isn't. Then the pain is later after
the anesthetic wears off.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
True. How long did the pain last for Clinton?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Okay, that's good, But you have to pretend that it's
worse than it is because it's your it's your day
of sympathy. Yeah right, please, you have to milk it
for a day.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh my god, you can't milk it.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
I know you can't milk it.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
You actually can't milk it for as doctors don't recommend milking.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
So there's no sperm produced once you get it snapped there, Yeah, there's.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
No those sperm comes out.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Wait dust, there's okay, I'm going to say the words,
there's semen, but there's no sperm in the semen. Okay,
semen as the fluid sperm is the swimmers lives.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, it kind of is like this now no, yeah,
like a tomb.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's like the best metaphor is it's like beer. Oh yeah,
that's okay, still you still get beer.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
It's just it would it be if you got the
snip and then just easy clean up.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
You know that can happen. You know what can happen.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I remember watching this TV show where this guy had
kids and he had this operation and it meant that
nothing came.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I know someone, we know someone with that condition. Who
it is after No, I'm not saying it now.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Wait that makes life so much easier, to make.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
It easier for him because he hadn't had his kids yet.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah, they can go in and get it. They can
though in some cases.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Guys, who needs history?

Speaker 6 (07:05):
I mean, who needs health class when you've got them
as my health teachers?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Do you know why?

Speaker 5 (07:12):
My health teacher was one of my best friend's mum.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
And Ella's six yd was leave room for Jesus.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Literally, do not feel horny.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Ella's Ella's six room was how did Mary get pregnant?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
What's that scene from Jesus? Put it in a mean girls,
do not have sex. You will get pregnant and you
will die. Okay, everybody, you know what.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
It wasn't even you'll get pregnant. It was six is
a special thing between two people. The metaphor was glowing
two pieces of paper together, ripping them apart and seeing
how ruined they are, and that's six.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
How is that? The first was the first bet was right?
But their second bird was.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Like wait, how awful?

Speaker 5 (07:55):
And then and then those saying was protect your flower.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, you will get climity at and die.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
It literally was like.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
That everywhere to take some condoms.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Yeah, yeah, well that was fun.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Sorry, guys, real interesting.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Actually, guys, thanks guys.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Hungry, I'm so hungry.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Hungry you get food. I'm going on holiday for a week.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Yeah you have fun.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Cla, thank you.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Like everybody we're going to go? Yeah, yeah, way to
dox me. Ella take that out.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
I'm cludia taking it out? Sorry?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
What dosing me like?

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Giving the address out?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh celebrity Clint, we can't in there, don't say where
he normally his family home and oh yeah on what road.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
I think it's road.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
A lot of beef okay, A lot of people in
for Quadia.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
See you guys, playems. Bringing Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok

Speaker 1 (08:57):
And live weekdays from three on City and
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