September 2, 2026 • 13 mins
Two very different pickle stories.
Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Hey guys, welcome to the After Party.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We're just editing the video from the other day when
Ella said that the only stink she likes is her
mum's stink.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
And I was wondering, Ella, has your mum heard that yet?
Did she hear the break?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
She hasn't texted me, but the video's going out tonight,
so that'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Does your mum have Instagram?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Because Bree's mum doesn't have social media, so she never
sees the videos that we put out.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
She does, but I don't think she scrolls.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
She's Facebook.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
She's on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Does she follow us on Facebook?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh, God, yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
She does.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Should we make my mum an Instagram? Should we make
my mum Instagram famous? Honestly, everyone would be on that.
Should we get her brand deals?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Brand deals would be very funny. What deals would your
mum do?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I don't know. Washing powder?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh, my God, that's so reductive of us. I was
just about to say, what's her favourite cleaning product? Your
mum is so much more than housework.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Why do we do that? I reckon she would do alcohol.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
What is her alcohol of choice? She likes a rosé,
doesn't she?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
She loves a rosé, or her favourite is gin and tonic.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, it's her go-to.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Is she on the good shit or the cheap shit?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
The good shit.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
What's the good shit?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
They cycle through different ones.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Bombay?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, they have a bunch of different ones. Tinker Ray?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah. She's not on the Seegers, is she?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
What's the Seegers? You know so many brands.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Seegers is pretty cheap and nasty.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Nah, not on the Seegers. Tanker A's mostly. That's the
green bottle, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, she likes that one.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh, you and your mum and I could share it.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Your mum and I.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Could share a drink.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Could share a drink, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I have something for the podcast. Okay. I am in
quite the pickle at the moment.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh, tell your pickle and then I'll tell my pickle story.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Okay. Looking for advice. Okay, I'm writing it down.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Go on.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I signed up for.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Wait, is this for the podcast or for the show?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh, you have to say it now. No, it's for
the podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
But if it's really good, be prepared to hear it
tomorrow on the show as well.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I feel sad about it.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
How do I go about getting out of something that
I've signed up for that.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
No longer fits in with me or my lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh, this is good.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Love.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
So I signed up.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
It's this online thing. It's in New Zealand. So the
people are in New Zealand. Signed up with them and
they kind of like, like they coach you in like
exercise and you're eating and.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Personal training.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Is this a pyramid scheme?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
No, it's not. But it's all online. Is it?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
One?
Speaker 6 (02:42):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
No, no, no. But that vibe, that exact vibe.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Personal coaching.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Fitness and nutrition coaching.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
It's fitness and nutrition.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Is that a weird thing? It exists. There's lots of them.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
And I signed up like maybe a month before.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Toto arrived, which I mean– Talk about like.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, what a terrible time to decide to get fat. Yeah,
what a horrible decision.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Anyway, it's not cheap.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
But I at the time was just like I need
to commit.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
To be honest, it was all about like wanting to
be the best version of myself for– The baby.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
The baby.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
For your new family.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And to be healthy, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Anyway, so signed up. It's not bloody cheap. But it's
just not for me.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Like I am someone– like and I should have known this.
Like I– It's all online.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
It means when I go to the gym because I'm following,
which I am still going, but I'm following like the
gym sessions they give me. So I'm constantly looking at
my phone.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
At the gym. Yeah, I've done that before. I hated it.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Which my favourite thing about going to the gym is
that I'm not on my fucking phone.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
And you're not thinking about what you need to do. Exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I just go and do it, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's on the board or there's a trainer at the
front of the class saying everyone do this or everyone's
doing and you just copy them.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Exactly right.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You're the same as me.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
And then the nutrition stuff was just– And maybe, you know,
maybe I am lazy. Maybe I'm just not cut out
for it at all.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Or maybe you just know what you like.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Yeah, and I just know that I need to be
in the room with people.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Like it's just all online. I can't do it anymore.
I just don't want to do it. And it's expensive
and I could be putting that money in way better places.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
So quit. What's your reservation about quitting?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Well, here's the thing is that I remember when I
signed up that I feel like there was a minimum
amount of time that they lock you in for, you know,
typical things like this.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Uh-oh.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
But find out if they can. Like, did you sign
a contract?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I feel like I did.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah. For how long do you think it was?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
See, and this is the thing I don't know. But
now I'm worried. I feel like it was like six months.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
How far in would you be now? Two months?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
So I'd be, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So, okay, if you can't get out of it, I
think you should make a fist of it and do
it as good as you can.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You won't be able to do it perfect.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
But I'm not enjoying it. And my whole, like, after
you have a kid, like, my whole thing has changed.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
And I'm still, like, I'm still on that journey. Like,
I'm still, like, going to the gym. But I just
feel like.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, your priorities are different.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, and my priorities are different.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I don't want to track all my bloody calories and
freaking all that shit.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You shouldn't feel bad about quitting, though. You should ask
the question because you're paying them.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah. Should I just ask, hey, and I can't find
it anywhere. Like, I can't find it. It's all online.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
It's all online.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
How did you find them?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Were you advertised?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It was through someone that works in the industry.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
And this is why I signed up. It's through someone
who works in the radio industry. They've used them.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
And I asked this person about them and they.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Go to that person and find out what the deal is.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I don't think they would know because I think they
get it for free. Because they post it.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah. I don't know who it was. Oh, is that?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
No, not, no. The other person who.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Who?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
No, no.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It's not there, Jim.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Not Brock. I'm pointing at Brock, but not Brock.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
There's no gym.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
There's not a gym.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Where the heck is this?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
It's all online. Oh, dearie, maybe. And I've realised I
need human interaction.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
You do. I don't want to do.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
It all myself and then log in and watch a
video of someone talking.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You would fucking, I say this all the time, you
would love my gym.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I really would. See, that's the type of thing that
I want.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's the only gym I've ever stuck with.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's so good. That's frustrating. I think you have to
ask the question.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I think I do too, eh?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah. But what do I say? Exactly what you said.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But you should be honest.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You should just say, I have a newborn.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
This is too much.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
And they know that.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You don't even need to... You could say that. Actually,
that's a good one. But you should just go, hey,
this isn't really working for me.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I just need to know if I'm bound by contract
for a certain amount of time or if I can
cancel at any time. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And then they'll tell you. And they might actually try
and make it better for you.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Which I don't know if they can.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Because... Like, they haven't even checked in with me.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
No. Fuck them then.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Like, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Like, they know I've had a baby. It's all care
and no responsibility.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
And it's just a money-making machine, in my opinion.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
You're just a line on a spreadsheet.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I'm a number. Exactly. And that's how I feel, and
I just want out.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Right.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
That's your homework, Bree.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
That's your homework.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
So I need to message?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
You need to message them and just be honest. Be like, hey,
I just need to be honest with you guys. This
isn't really working for me. I need to know if
I'm on a contract or if I can cancel at
any time.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
And I'll see what they say. All right, I'll update
you guys. Oh, I'm nervous.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Okay, do you want my pickle story?
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I forgot about the pickle story.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Yes, go on.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
After I played rugby on Saturday.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Pickle juice. Did you play rugby on Saturday?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I was sitting on the couch that evening watching TV
with my wife.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
And.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I got the worst cramp I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Really?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
In my legs.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
How long was it for? Six seconds?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, like ongoing. And I got up to stretch it
out and I couldn't even stretch it out. It was
inside my groin on both sides of my groin.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Was cramping up.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It was so bad.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And I was quite scared about how bad it was.
And then I remembered something that I saw on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
TikTok?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Nah. No, I think I saw it on the Rafael
Nadal doco.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh, it could have been that too.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
And I went, pickle juice. I've heard that drinking pickle
juice can relieve cramp.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Drinking it?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I went to the fridge, I pulled out the jar
of pickles, and I drank like probably.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
A shot glass worth of pickle juice straight from the jar.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, yum.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Within 30 seconds, my cramp melted. Completely gone.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It happens all the time in the NRL.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
You'll see like when players have bad cramps and then
they bring on the, out these little bottles, like they
make it for sporting games and they like swish it
around their mouth and drink it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
My wife said, um, or that's bullshit. It's all in
your head. Uh, there's no way, there's no way it
can get into your blood that fast. And I Googled it.
It's not about your bloodstream.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
It's because the sourness in the vinegar is such a
shock to your system. When it goes into your mouth,
that it, it interferes pulls focus yeah it pulls focus
and so the nerve that is misfiring that is cramping
up your brain goes oh fuck that we're not doing
that anymore we're worrying about this pickle juice thing yeah
it's so sour instant instant cramp relief yeah it's amazing
(09:38):
that's crazy that's cool I wonder how they figured that.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Out magic potion.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It is literally a magic potion literally I love pickles
me too delicious.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Me too I hate pickles can we bring can someone
bring pickles tomorrow No.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
You have to do it. Shock on you.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Shock on not.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Well, Bree's not bringing any. She's crippled by this fucking
personal training course.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I can't afford a thing right now.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Because in other news, I want to change gyms.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Are you changing to that gym that I, that you
showed me?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Which we haven't even shared that crazy story.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Oh, yeah. We should talk about that tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I said to Bree, is it this gym? And I
Googled it. And you weren't even here, Claudia. And the
gym came up.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
And you know how there's a bunch of photos that
come up straight away when you Google a business on Google?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
The photos were my ex-girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
She wasn't there. I went for a tour yesterday. I
had a look around.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I think she used to work there and she did
all of their marketing photos.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
That's funny. Had a look around. She wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Ex-ex-girlfriend, by the way.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
There's one of those real American, America-fied spin classrooms, though,
at this gym.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Like a soul cycle.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Yeah, that's exactly what it looks like. And I was like,
that looks like death.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Does that mean I don't get to do bodies by
Brie anymore? I mean, we did it once.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
That was fun.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
I do have this very interesting personal training course you
could sign up for.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Tell me about it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Well, I'm excited for you and your gym.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Great to know you're still not taking my advice of
just coming to my gym.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But, yeah, happy for you.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I would love to, but it's too far for me.
Like how far? Let's ask the podcast families. How far
is it?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I think we worked out that was a 12-minute drive
from your house.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
But it's 12 minutes away from town. Like, it would
feel like if you were coming 12 minutes into town,
it would feel like this.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Is a drive.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Was it only 12 minutes?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Hold on. I'm now Googling. I swear it was longer
than that. Hold on. There's the address there. How do
you put in two.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Just hit the map destination-y bit. Directions and then change
the direction.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Click on it.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
This one?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
No.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
That's not, no. Oh, shit.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Maybe we figure this out later.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Now the news, everyone. During that whole podcast, I inspected
what I thought was a freckle, then I thought it
was a blackhead, and I think it's a scab and
I'm bleeding.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
I was listening, though.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
So everybody's got things going on.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Hold on. I'm going to get there.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I reckon you've got about 20 seconds.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
16 minutes. That's pushing it.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
That's far, man.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Anything longer than five minutes in the car is too long.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You don't count the round. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I already don't want to go.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
So if I give myself a bigger reason, like if
it's too far, then I'll be like.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Oh, it's too far to go.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Don't listen to me. I built a whole gym at
my house that I don't use. See you guys tomorrow.
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Speaker 6 (13:00):
Weekdays from 3 on ZM.
Hey guys, welcome to the After Party.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We're just editing the video from the other day when
Ella said that the only stink she likes is her
mum's stink.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
And I was wondering, Ella, has your mum heard that yet?
Did she hear the break?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
She hasn't texted me, but the video's going out tonight,
so that'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Does your mum have Instagram?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Because Bree's mum doesn't have social media, so she never
sees the videos that we put out.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
She does, but I don't think she scrolls.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
She's Facebook.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
She's on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Does she follow us on Facebook?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh, God, yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
She does.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Should we make my mum an Instagram? Should we make
my mum Instagram famous? Honestly, everyone would be on that.
Should we get her brand deals?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Brand deals would be very funny. What deals would your
mum do?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I don't know. Washing powder?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh, my God, that's so reductive of us. I was
just about to say, what's her favourite cleaning product? Your
mum is so much more than housework.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Why do we do that? I reckon she would do alcohol.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
What is her alcohol of choice? She likes a rosé,
doesn't she?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
She loves a rosé, or her favourite is gin and tonic.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, it's her go-to.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Is she on the good shit or the cheap shit?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
The good shit.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
What's the good shit?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
They cycle through different ones.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Bombay?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, they have a bunch of different ones. Tinker Ray?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah. She's not on the Seegers, is she?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
What's the Seegers? You know so many brands.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Seegers is pretty cheap and nasty.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Nah, not on the Seegers. Tanker A's mostly. That's the
green bottle, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, she likes that one.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh, you and your mum and I could share it.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Your mum and I.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Could share a drink.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Could share a drink, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I have something for the podcast. Okay. I am in
quite the pickle at the moment.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh, tell your pickle and then I'll tell my pickle story.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Okay. Looking for advice. Okay, I'm writing it down.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Go on.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I signed up for.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Wait, is this for the podcast or for the show?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh, you have to say it now. No, it's for
the podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
But if it's really good, be prepared to hear it
tomorrow on the show as well.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I feel sad about it.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
How do I go about getting out of something that
I've signed up for that.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
No longer fits in with me or my lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh, this is good.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Love.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
So I signed up.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
It's this online thing. It's in New Zealand. So the
people are in New Zealand. Signed up with them and
they kind of like, like they coach you in like
exercise and you're eating and.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Personal training.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Is this a pyramid scheme?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
No, it's not. But it's all online. Is it?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
One?
Speaker 6 (02:42):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
No, no, no. But that vibe, that exact vibe.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Personal coaching.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Fitness and nutrition coaching.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
It's fitness and nutrition.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Is that a weird thing? It exists. There's lots of them.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
And I signed up like maybe a month before.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Toto arrived, which I mean– Talk about like.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, what a terrible time to decide to get fat. Yeah,
what a horrible decision.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Anyway, it's not cheap.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
But I at the time was just like I need
to commit.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
To be honest, it was all about like wanting to
be the best version of myself for– The baby.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
The baby.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
For your new family.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And to be healthy, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Anyway, so signed up. It's not bloody cheap. But it's
just not for me.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Like I am someone– like and I should have known this.
Like I– It's all online.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
It means when I go to the gym because I'm following,
which I am still going, but I'm following like the
gym sessions they give me. So I'm constantly looking at
my phone.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
At the gym. Yeah, I've done that before. I hated it.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Which my favourite thing about going to the gym is
that I'm not on my fucking phone.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
And you're not thinking about what you need to do. Exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I just go and do it, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's on the board or there's a trainer at the
front of the class saying everyone do this or everyone's
doing and you just copy them.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Exactly right.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You're the same as me.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
And then the nutrition stuff was just– And maybe, you know,
maybe I am lazy. Maybe I'm just not cut out
for it at all.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Or maybe you just know what you like.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Yeah, and I just know that I need to be
in the room with people.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Like it's just all online. I can't do it anymore.
I just don't want to do it. And it's expensive
and I could be putting that money in way better places.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
So quit. What's your reservation about quitting?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Well, here's the thing is that I remember when I
signed up that I feel like there was a minimum
amount of time that they lock you in for, you know,
typical things like this.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Uh-oh.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
But find out if they can. Like, did you sign
a contract?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I feel like I did.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah. For how long do you think it was?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
See, and this is the thing I don't know. But
now I'm worried. I feel like it was like six months.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
How far in would you be now? Two months?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
So I'd be, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So, okay, if you can't get out of it, I
think you should make a fist of it and do
it as good as you can.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You won't be able to do it perfect.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
But I'm not enjoying it. And my whole, like, after
you have a kid, like, my whole thing has changed.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
And I'm still, like, I'm still on that journey. Like,
I'm still, like, going to the gym. But I just
feel like.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, your priorities are different.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, and my priorities are different.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I don't want to track all my bloody calories and
freaking all that shit.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You shouldn't feel bad about quitting, though. You should ask
the question because you're paying them.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah. Should I just ask, hey, and I can't find
it anywhere. Like, I can't find it. It's all online.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
It's all online.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
How did you find them?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Were you advertised?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It was through someone that works in the industry.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
And this is why I signed up. It's through someone
who works in the radio industry. They've used them.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
And I asked this person about them and they.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Go to that person and find out what the deal is.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I don't think they would know because I think they
get it for free. Because they post it.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah. I don't know who it was. Oh, is that?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
No, not, no. The other person who.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Who?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
No, no.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It's not there, Jim.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Not Brock. I'm pointing at Brock, but not Brock.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
There's no gym.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
There's not a gym.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Where the heck is this?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
It's all online. Oh, dearie, maybe. And I've realised I
need human interaction.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
You do. I don't want to do.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
It all myself and then log in and watch a
video of someone talking.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You would fucking, I say this all the time, you
would love my gym.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I really would. See, that's the type of thing that
I want.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's the only gym I've ever stuck with.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's so good. That's frustrating. I think you have to
ask the question.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I think I do too, eh?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah. But what do I say? Exactly what you said.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But you should be honest.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
You should just say, I have a newborn.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
This is too much.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
And they know that.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You don't even need to... You could say that. Actually,
that's a good one. But you should just go, hey,
this isn't really working for me.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I just need to know if I'm bound by contract
for a certain amount of time or if I can
cancel at any time. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And then they'll tell you. And they might actually try
and make it better for you.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Which I don't know if they can.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Because... Like, they haven't even checked in with me.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
No. Fuck them then.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Like, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Like, they know I've had a baby. It's all care
and no responsibility.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
And it's just a money-making machine, in my opinion.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
You're just a line on a spreadsheet.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I'm a number. Exactly. And that's how I feel, and
I just want out.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Right.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
That's your homework, Bree.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
That's your homework.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
So I need to message?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
You need to message them and just be honest. Be like, hey,
I just need to be honest with you guys. This
isn't really working for me. I need to know if
I'm on a contract or if I can cancel at
any time.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
And I'll see what they say. All right, I'll update
you guys. Oh, I'm nervous.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Okay, do you want my pickle story?
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I forgot about the pickle story.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Yes, go on.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
After I played rugby on Saturday.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Pickle juice. Did you play rugby on Saturday?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I was sitting on the couch that evening watching TV
with my wife.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
And.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I got the worst cramp I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Really?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
In my legs.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
How long was it for? Six seconds?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, like ongoing. And I got up to stretch it
out and I couldn't even stretch it out. It was
inside my groin on both sides of my groin.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Was cramping up.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It was so bad.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And I was quite scared about how bad it was.
And then I remembered something that I saw on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
TikTok?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Nah. No, I think I saw it on the Rafael
Nadal doco.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh, it could have been that too.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
And I went, pickle juice. I've heard that drinking pickle
juice can relieve cramp.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Drinking it?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I went to the fridge, I pulled out the jar
of pickles, and I drank like probably.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
A shot glass worth of pickle juice straight from the jar.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, yum.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Within 30 seconds, my cramp melted. Completely gone.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It happens all the time in the NRL.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
You'll see like when players have bad cramps and then
they bring on the, out these little bottles, like they
make it for sporting games and they like swish it
around their mouth and drink it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
My wife said, um, or that's bullshit. It's all in
your head. Uh, there's no way, there's no way it
can get into your blood that fast. And I Googled it.
It's not about your bloodstream.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
It's because the sourness in the vinegar is such a
shock to your system. When it goes into your mouth,
that it, it interferes pulls focus yeah it pulls focus
and so the nerve that is misfiring that is cramping
up your brain goes oh fuck that we're not doing
that anymore we're worrying about this pickle juice thing yeah
it's so sour instant instant cramp relief yeah it's amazing
(09:38):
that's crazy that's cool I wonder how they figured that.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Out magic potion.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It is literally a magic potion literally I love pickles
me too delicious.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Me too I hate pickles can we bring can someone
bring pickles tomorrow No.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
You have to do it. Shock on you.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Shock on not.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Well, Bree's not bringing any. She's crippled by this fucking
personal training course.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I can't afford a thing right now.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Because in other news, I want to change gyms.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Are you changing to that gym that I, that you
showed me?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Which we haven't even shared that crazy story.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Oh, yeah. We should talk about that tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I said to Bree, is it this gym? And I
Googled it. And you weren't even here, Claudia. And the
gym came up.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
And you know how there's a bunch of photos that
come up straight away when you Google a business on Google?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
The photos were my ex-girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
She wasn't there. I went for a tour yesterday. I
had a look around.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I think she used to work there and she did
all of their marketing photos.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
That's funny. Had a look around. She wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Ex-ex-girlfriend, by the way.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
There's one of those real American, America-fied spin classrooms, though,
at this gym.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Like a soul cycle.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Yeah, that's exactly what it looks like. And I was like,
that looks like death.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Does that mean I don't get to do bodies by
Brie anymore? I mean, we did it once.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
That was fun.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
I do have this very interesting personal training course you
could sign up for.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Tell me about it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Well, I'm excited for you and your gym.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Great to know you're still not taking my advice of
just coming to my gym.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But, yeah, happy for you.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I would love to, but it's too far for me.
Like how far? Let's ask the podcast families. How far
is it?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I think we worked out that was a 12-minute drive
from your house.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
But it's 12 minutes away from town. Like, it would
feel like if you were coming 12 minutes into town,
it would feel like this.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Is a drive.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Was it only 12 minutes?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Hold on. I'm now Googling. I swear it was longer
than that. Hold on. There's the address there. How do
you put in two.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Just hit the map destination-y bit. Directions and then change
the direction.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Click on it.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
This one?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
No.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
That's not, no. Oh, shit.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Maybe we figure this out later.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Now the news, everyone. During that whole podcast, I inspected
what I thought was a freckle, then I thought it
was a blackhead, and I think it's a scab and
I'm bleeding.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
I was listening, though.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
So everybody's got things going on.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Hold on. I'm going to get there.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I reckon you've got about 20 seconds.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
16 minutes. That's pushing it.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
That's far, man.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Anything longer than five minutes in the car is too long.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You don't count the round. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I already don't want to go.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
So if I give myself a bigger reason, like if
it's too far, then I'll be like.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Oh, it's too far to go.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Don't listen to me. I built a whole gym at
my house that I don't use. See you guys tomorrow.
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