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September 9, 2026 • 8 mins

Producer Ella is prepping for her fancy new job and thinks a backpack might not cut it. 

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Good evening everybody well it is for us anyway how
you going welcome to the brie and clint.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
After party welcome welcome welcome.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Our producer ella oh she's got.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Something for the book who.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Said she's gone no who said she who is gone
soon said she has something for us a question yeah
um You.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Know how I have a backpack at this place.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
And I bring my laptop and stuff to work in
a backpack?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I didn't know you were a nerd.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, I wasn't aware that you had a backpack. And
I'm just realising that I never see you arrive and
I never see you leave.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
You're just realising that?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I've seen her leave.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
I leave sometimes.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Wait, what's your backpack look like? It's just black and
it's ugly. I have a backpack too. Your backpack's nice.
I love my backpack, even though the zip broke on
the backpack.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
What's the question? Can you take your backpack to your
new professional workplace?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Well, my question is, I do want to get a
new bag for my new job, but is a backpack
appropriate for an actual corporate workplace?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
You should get a handbag like Clint Scott. It's a satchel. Sorry,
Clint calls it a satchel.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's a satchel, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I call it a man purse.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Indiana Jones wore one.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, you know what I mean, guys?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I had a guy I used to work with who
works here now, actually. He went for a holiday in
Italy and he came back with a man bag.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Ooh, a man purse.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
An Italian leather man bag. And it was definitely verging
more on the handbag side of things.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
And he loved it so much.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Some men can pull them off.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Because there was a real boom in men bags in
the 2010s. I think they're back now.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Why is it such a, like, men versus women thing? Like,
when did that become a thing? That women have a
bag that they carry stuff around in?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
And men must have a briefcase.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
That's what I mean. Heaven forbid men have a bag. Bree,
we live in a society.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
That's what I can say. We live in a society.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
But isn't that weird to think about? Like, how it's like, oh,
men can't have this.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Because that's gay.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah. It's just crazy. And that's the worst thing you
could be.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh, my God. You really believed that when you said it.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
So, Ella, you've got to remember, Ella, you're not going
in as the CEO. No, I know that, but I don't.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Know what I'm walking into.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
You don't want to become, like, A boring corporate person.
You still want to have the essence of you.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, I want a backpack. But who are you?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Ella's having a.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Bit of an existential crisis about how professional she needs
to be.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
If you want a backpack, then have a backpack. There's
nothing wrong with having a backpack. I just want to
be taken seriously. Show me your backpack. It's very nice.
It's a sleek one. No, it's nice.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
There's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Nothing wrong with your backpack. It's just open and flumpy
right now.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Close it up.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I can't see it from here.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
She's so short that we can't see her backpack over.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
The computer screen.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
There's nothing wrong with that as your work bag.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
You don't need to go buy a new bag.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Do you look a bit like a bicycle courier?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yes. A little bit.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
But is there anything wrong with that? No.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
And will you be wearing it around the office?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
No.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I'll be a sexy laptop case. It changed my life.
I'm not going to lie. It changed my life when
I went from a bloody... Satchel. Satchel to a backpack.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Like, oh, just carrying a laptop in a backpack.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Like, just so much.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
So much.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Like, I don't want to go on the side shoulder
because it'll hurt me.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
I'm actually thinking about getting a Merce.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, get one.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
A large Merce.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm all for men having Mercers.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
A large designer Merce.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
A Merkin purse. A Merkin purse. You know what's crazy? Like, obviously... Because,
like you said, Claudia, it'd be like, gay.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
But gay men are actually the hottest, best-dressed, coolest men.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I know some uggos.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh, do you?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Yeah, some don't dress well.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I feel like it's quite unusual for gay men to
be uggos.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
I'm just joking. They're all hot. Bree's right.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
But do you know what I mean? They are all hot.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, they are all hot and all fit. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Topic change.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
No, I'm finished. You know who does a good man bag? Moschino?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Moschino?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
No, person.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Jacob Elordi.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
He can pull it off for sure.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
He wears a Birkin. He does.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah. What have you got?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
No, actually, not a Birkin, but he has designer bags.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
That would be nice. Yeah, he's got good style, doesn't he?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Anyway, topic change, Ella?

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'll just ask a question. You can say yes or no.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Have you watched Adults yet?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
No.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay. It's on my list. I'm watching Colin from Accounts.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
I'm watching Attack on Titan.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Attack on Titan? What's that? An anime. Okay. I know.
Everyone's watching it at the moment.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
No, they're not.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
No.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I'm not. In the office they are. The girls are. No,
that's because me and Katie.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Katie.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
She got me into it. Now she wants to re-watch it.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
All gay men are watching it.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, all the gay men are watching Attack on Titan.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
I'm watching DTF St. Louis that Brie put me onto.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
What's that about?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
It's hard to tell yet because I've only watched the
first episode.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Give me the elevator pitch.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
It gets weirder and weirder.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Famous news weatherman befriends another guy at the network and
convinces him to get on this swingers app.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Ooh, that sounds fun.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
And then one of them dies.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Spoiler!

Speaker 1 (05:25):
And then I assume the show is going to be
finding out how the guy died.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Okay, what is that on?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
It's on HBO, so you could watch it on HBO Max.
Which is on Amazon.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh, well. Oh, well.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yeah, oh, well.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
I'm on Disney at the moment. That's about it. Are
you proud of me? I cancelled all my subscriptions.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Good job.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's a good way to do it.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, good way to save money.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Cancel everything. Reset. And just get one and then watch
everything that you get on that one.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, and then switch to another one.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
I'm watching all the Marvel movies. Captain America, fantastic. One, two,
and three.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Have you watched The Winter Soldier?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, that was very good. Who's your favourite Marvel character? Oh, okay.
Either Spider-Man or Iron Man.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Every time I watch Iron Man, I start kicking my feet,
and Ryan's like, you fucking love this.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
He's so cool, though, eh?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh, he is.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Iron Man would not be as cool if it wasn't
Robert Downey Jr.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
though. And then a suit comes to him. It's so cool.
There's a chance it could be as cool.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
But a huge part of his coolness is Robert Downey Jr.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
So Doomsday will be really interesting because he's coming back,
but as a different character.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, that's so shit.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I know. But part of me is hoping that he's
Iron Man. Not into that.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
You can't play two characters in the same franchise. Nah,
that's fine. That's like playing two characters.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
On Home and Away.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
He can go play something in DC, but not Marvel.
In Deez Nuts. Nice, you got him. Yeah. You know
what DC stands for, Ella? Go on. Oh, sorry. Deez
nuts on your chin.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Oh, my gosh. Does it? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Oh, man, I've been using it wrong.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
What have you been doing with your chin? Have you
been putting deez nuts?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Fuck, this is a dumb podcast. What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
This has been the best one for a long time.
What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What
do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do
you call nuts on a chin?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Anyway, we've got to get out of here.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
You've got to get out of here.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, it fucking smells like up cool guy in here.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
One more thing. What's that?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
It smells like up cool guy in here.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
What is that? Fucking let's go, loser.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Can't you smell that? It smells like up cool guy.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh, my God. It does smell like up cool girl.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
It does, eh? It smells like up cool guy.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
It smells more like up dog to me. I haven't
even shown you what's been in my pocket all day.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
All right, fuck this podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
See you later. What's up, cool guy?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Not much, Bree.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
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