September 11, 2026 • 7 mins
RIP Ella. Not dead, just dead to us.
Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hey everybody, welcome to the final afterparty that will feature
our friend Ella.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Start the music. See ya!
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Well, I wouldn't say will ever.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yeah, I could come back.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
The final afterparty that will ever feature producer Ella.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Junior producer Ella.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm sure we'll call and bother her about something.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Intern producer.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
You know, in a year, we'll call her to remind
her the time she air-checked all of us her first
week on the job.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, check in. I'm not going to do that in
my new one. I still can't find that audio, by
the way.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I think you deleted it. I wonder if I ever
posted it. Maybe I saved it for myself.
Speaker 6 (00:43):
Maybe you felt too awkward.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Surely someone in our podcast group would have found it
by now. Yeah. Because I had an idea this week
to find that audio.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
What?
Speaker 6 (00:53):
And then play it on.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
The radio as Ella's big farewell.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I wondered if you guys were going to do that,
but I think it's gone forever, and it's just a memory.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Well, I will give $ 100 to any of.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The podcast listeners if you ever do come across it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'll double it. $ 100 more of Breeze Dollars. Clint?
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Yeah, I'll put $ 100 of Breeze Dollars in too.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Wait, what?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I put in dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Wait, what?
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Speaking of podcast listeners... It's Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I know.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
All this time.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I don't want to make this about me, but I
told you so.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
It's not Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
G-R-E-I-G.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Well, it's probably Craig. A-I-G. G-R-A-I-G.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
We thought it could be Greg.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He wrote a very heartfelt farewell to Ella. It was
very nice.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
And at the end, he did the big reveal. He said,
by the way... It's just Greg.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It was very, very well done, Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Might be the most flamboyant way to write Greg. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I wonder why he never clarified.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Where is.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
He's always going to be Greg to me.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
How fabulous.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Where is Greg from?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Canada.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Question mark. Canada.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I feel confident, but then I was like.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
You did not sound confident.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I'm going to say Canada.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Lock it in.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Breeze barks.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
She's giving me 100 if I'm right.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
By the way, we're recording this before the show today.
We never record this before the show, so we actually
haven't said our farewells to Ella yet.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
So it could go horribly wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
And there's actually still time for Ella to change her mind,
although the boss has given her a farewell gift.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
At the staff drinks.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
But I mean, great way to get some gifts.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
And shouted everybody the mandatory one farewell drink.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, no more than one.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
That was nice, though.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
That was very sweet.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I got an ASOP voucher from everyone.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Sick.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You're going to smell so good.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You're going to be so smooth.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
It's going to be lush.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
That was very cool.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So if you're looking for soppy goodbyes, you'll probably find
them in the actual show podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Is what I'm getting at.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
I'm trying to go as long as I can before
I truly, truly comprehend and what's the word?
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Process.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Process the fact that this is Ellen's last day.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Guys, I think I'm actually broken. I don't feel like
I'm going to cry today.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That's not unusual for you.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I cried on Monday, though. She did. And it was
still an entire week.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
You cried during the show. That's in keeping with your persona.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I had to sit on the ground so that you
guys couldn't see me. Yeah, but now I'm like, I'm
going to be so sad on the last day, and
now I feel nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Ice queen bitch, Claudia.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh, shut up, Clint. You don't cry either, you dump.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I feel like i say it like because i'm in
a room with clint i hold back my emotions because
i know he'll bully me for it he.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Just gets real stiff oh yes i feel nothing as.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Well yeah me too i hate that we'll.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Make you cry we'll see what.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Happens i've got a speech that i had to make
shorter because I don't want to go on the air
for too long.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It'll be 10 minutes. Are the names that are in
WhatsApp the names, like, how you've saved them in your phone?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
What?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
In WhatsApp?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
You know in WhatsApp when the number carries over?
Speaker 6 (04:02):
This is an abrupt subject change.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm just looking at Ella's screen. She's got WhatsApp open. Clint,
she spelled your name wrong. Yeah, this was when I
first started.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
How have you spelt it, Greg?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Is it C-L-I-T?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Is it C-U-N-T?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
No, it's the last name. R-O-B-B-E-R-T-S.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Roberts.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Roberts.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Roberts.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Roberts.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I don't know how to tell you that.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's really funny. Can I change it? Yeah, in your phone.
It's just in your context in your phone.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Oh, no. Here it is.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
How do you spell it? R-O-B-E-R-T-S.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Good thing to get right on the day you leave.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Nice. And his number is? O2.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Whose number is that?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That? There's so much fun stuff on her WhatsApp. What
else do you guys want to talk about? No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
No, there's nothing else. Nothing else.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
All right. I love you guys. Just know that.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Can you get on your microphone, please?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What do you think on the last day?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I just want to relax in my chair. I love
you guys.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
We love you too.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
We love you.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Bittersweet.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Also. You guys have nailed it.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
You just cracked the code of radio.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Is it bittersweet?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
It is.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Is it bittersweet? It's not just sad?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Maybe it is just sad.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Bittersweet as in?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, you get to get away from you, but oh,
I have to leave. Yeah, you get more money, but.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
What will you miss most about the job?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I'll miss you guys. I'll miss just the funny, like,
wherever else am I going to look at your arsehole, Bree,
to see if you brown-eyed your tanning lady.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Those moments.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I can come over and get you to do it again.
I haven't written a speech for you.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's okay.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Would you like to see my arsehole as a party guest?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That's all I've got. Which I think is a pretty
nice gesture. Holy shit. Careful, because she will say yes
to that.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
True.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I don't know if I can back that up.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Bend down.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
You'll have to back it up.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Spread them.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Oh, God.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I got asked at lunch today from our intern. Would
I bleach her arsehole?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Whoa. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Is that something you do?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I mean, I'm open.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It's a shame you've been doing that.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
We don't know what the new Ella's like. She might. True.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
She might have a little cabin out the back of
her property where she does anal bleaching and laser hair removal.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You can get that on DMU.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I can see that.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
All right.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
All right.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Love you guys.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Oh, bless me. Someone bless me. Bless you.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Bless you.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Wait, can I quickly say something to the listeners? Yes.
Thank you for.
Listening to the show and for always supporting us for
telling us um when we fucked up for telling us
when we were funny and keep telling claudia she's hot
what about us and brian clint thank you but they
know that already claudia needs some pick me up okay
(06:47):
that's all okay see ya i'm sick of me now
thanks for making it about me.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Your favorite thing.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Shut up
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Play ZM's Bringing Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live
weekdays from 3 on ZM.
Hey everybody, welcome to the final afterparty that will feature
our friend Ella.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Start the music. See ya!
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Well, I wouldn't say will ever.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yeah, I could come back.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
The final afterparty that will ever feature producer Ella.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Junior producer Ella.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm sure we'll call and bother her about something.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Intern producer.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
You know, in a year, we'll call her to remind
her the time she air-checked all of us her first
week on the job.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, check in. I'm not going to do that in
my new one. I still can't find that audio, by
the way.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I think you deleted it. I wonder if I ever
posted it. Maybe I saved it for myself.
Speaker 6 (00:43):
Maybe you felt too awkward.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Surely someone in our podcast group would have found it
by now. Yeah. Because I had an idea this week
to find that audio.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
What?
Speaker 6 (00:53):
And then play it on.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
The radio as Ella's big farewell.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I wondered if you guys were going to do that,
but I think it's gone forever, and it's just a memory.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Well, I will give $ 100 to any of.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The podcast listeners if you ever do come across it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'll double it. $ 100 more of Breeze Dollars. Clint?
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Yeah, I'll put $ 100 of Breeze Dollars in too.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Wait, what?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I put in dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Wait, what?
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Speaking of podcast listeners... It's Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I know.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
All this time.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I don't want to make this about me, but I
told you so.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
It's not Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
G-R-E-I-G.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Well, it's probably Craig. A-I-G. G-R-A-I-G.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
We thought it could be Greg.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He wrote a very heartfelt farewell to Ella. It was
very nice.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
And at the end, he did the big reveal. He said,
by the way... It's just Greg.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It was very, very well done, Greg.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Might be the most flamboyant way to write Greg. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I wonder why he never clarified.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Where is.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
He's always going to be Greg to me.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
How fabulous.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Where is Greg from?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Canada.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Question mark. Canada.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I feel confident, but then I was like.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
You did not sound confident.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I'm going to say Canada.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Lock it in.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Breeze barks.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
She's giving me 100 if I'm right.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
By the way, we're recording this before the show today.
We never record this before the show, so we actually
haven't said our farewells to Ella yet.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
So it could go horribly wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
And there's actually still time for Ella to change her mind,
although the boss has given her a farewell gift.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
At the staff drinks.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
But I mean, great way to get some gifts.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
And shouted everybody the mandatory one farewell drink.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, no more than one.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
That was nice, though.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
That was very sweet.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I got an ASOP voucher from everyone.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Sick.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You're going to smell so good.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You're going to be so smooth.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
It's going to be lush.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
That was very cool.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So if you're looking for soppy goodbyes, you'll probably find
them in the actual show podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Is what I'm getting at.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
I'm trying to go as long as I can before
I truly, truly comprehend and what's the word?
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Process.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Process the fact that this is Ellen's last day.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Guys, I think I'm actually broken. I don't feel like
I'm going to cry today.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That's not unusual for you.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I cried on Monday, though. She did. And it was
still an entire week.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
You cried during the show. That's in keeping with your persona.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I had to sit on the ground so that you
guys couldn't see me. Yeah, but now I'm like, I'm
going to be so sad on the last day, and
now I feel nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Ice queen bitch, Claudia.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh, shut up, Clint. You don't cry either, you dump.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I feel like i say it like because i'm in
a room with clint i hold back my emotions because
i know he'll bully me for it he.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Just gets real stiff oh yes i feel nothing as.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Well yeah me too i hate that we'll.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Make you cry we'll see what.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Happens i've got a speech that i had to make
shorter because I don't want to go on the air
for too long.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It'll be 10 minutes. Are the names that are in
WhatsApp the names, like, how you've saved them in your phone?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
What?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
In WhatsApp?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
You know in WhatsApp when the number carries over?
Speaker 6 (04:02):
This is an abrupt subject change.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm just looking at Ella's screen. She's got WhatsApp open. Clint,
she spelled your name wrong. Yeah, this was when I
first started.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
How have you spelt it, Greg?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Is it C-L-I-T?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Is it C-U-N-T?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
No, it's the last name. R-O-B-B-E-R-T-S.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Roberts.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Roberts.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Roberts.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Roberts.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I don't know how to tell you that.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's really funny. Can I change it? Yeah, in your phone.
It's just in your context in your phone.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Oh, no. Here it is.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
How do you spell it? R-O-B-E-R-T-S.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Good thing to get right on the day you leave.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Nice. And his number is? O2.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Whose number is that?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That? There's so much fun stuff on her WhatsApp. What
else do you guys want to talk about? No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
No, there's nothing else. Nothing else.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
All right. I love you guys. Just know that.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Can you get on your microphone, please?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What do you think on the last day?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I just want to relax in my chair. I love
you guys.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
We love you too.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
We love you.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Bittersweet.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Also. You guys have nailed it.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
You just cracked the code of radio.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Is it bittersweet?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
It is.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Is it bittersweet? It's not just sad?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Maybe it is just sad.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Bittersweet as in?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, you get to get away from you, but oh,
I have to leave. Yeah, you get more money, but.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
What will you miss most about the job?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I'll miss you guys. I'll miss just the funny, like,
wherever else am I going to look at your arsehole, Bree,
to see if you brown-eyed your tanning lady.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Those moments.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I can come over and get you to do it again.
I haven't written a speech for you.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's okay.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Would you like to see my arsehole as a party guest?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That's all I've got. Which I think is a pretty
nice gesture. Holy shit. Careful, because she will say yes
to that.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
True.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I don't know if I can back that up.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Bend down.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
You'll have to back it up.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Spread them.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Oh, God.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I got asked at lunch today from our intern. Would
I bleach her arsehole?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Whoa. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Is that something you do?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I mean, I'm open.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It's a shame you've been doing that.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
We don't know what the new Ella's like. She might. True.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
She might have a little cabin out the back of
her property where she does anal bleaching and laser hair removal.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You can get that on DMU.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I can see that.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
All right.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
All right.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Love you guys.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Oh, bless me. Someone bless me. Bless you.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Bless you.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Wait, can I quickly say something to the listeners? Yes.
Thank you for.
Listening to the show and for always supporting us for
telling us um when we fucked up for telling us
when we were funny and keep telling claudia she's hot
what about us and brian clint thank you but they
know that already claudia needs some pick me up okay
(06:47):
that's all okay see ya i'm sick of me now
thanks for making it about me.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Your favorite thing.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Shut up
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Play ZM's Bringing Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live
weekdays from 3 on ZM.
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