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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Do you guys have a thing that whenever you go
to your parents' house, it's the thing that you do,
like it's your special skill. And your parents like, oh good,
you're here. Can you do that thing?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Anything technology based?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Right, I drink the wine and I sit in the couch.
Oh okay, you see in the couch, and then around
the couch.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
If you're not there, is there no one to drink
the wine?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh no, there are other people to drink the wine,
don't you quick?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That's not the thing. Okay, that's not your special skill.
You know. I know what you're saying, like can you
reset the router or something like that?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
The print is not working?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Because mine I'm going home to this weekend to see
my parents, And Mum said, good because I need you
to do the thing that you do. And the thing
that I do is clean the coffee machine.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
They don't there.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
They clean it, but they don't descale it. You know
how You've got to do a descaling a coffee machine.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah, how often do you do that?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You should do it every.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Like four months, but the machine will tell you when you.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Need to do it.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
There's a lot of things as an adult you have
to clean.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, it's pretty straightforward. You've got to put a special
liquid in it. I mean it's straightforward, like me, who's.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Pretty straight and forward.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, that's a good way to scribe. But that's it.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I feel like that's a cleaning thing that I don't
mind too much. Like if someone was like, oh, you
can either clean the coffee machine or the shower, get
me in that coffee.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Special skill is cleaning the shower. No one's parents are like, oh,
thank god you're here.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
You can clean the shower.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I know, but it's not the grossest thing you'd have
to clean. I imagine, what is it?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
The laundry, the dryer?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No, what are you trying to say?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Act it out?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
What goes in it? A washing machine?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Machine?
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Hard?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
What about the washing machine?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You have to clean those as well.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
That's no one's special skill.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
No, but you also can just put it on a
on a drum spin, isn't it. There's like a drum spin?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Clean the filicone? Do you have to clean it?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Parents are excited for them to come home so they
can do is special skill of cleaning the washing machine.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
You don't know that.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
What if my mum has a phobia yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's a really good point. My mum last time she
cleaned the washing machine, she fell inside it and I
didn't see her for three months.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
So she's from cleaning the washing machine. Actually, brother fell
in the washing machine one and spun as hell.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I'm talking about resetting the clock on the microwave. I'm
talking about reconnecting the sky Dakoda to the satellite dish.
I'm talking about changing the Wi Fi password to a
new password so your dad doesn't go on the Wi
Fi anymore. Okay, what's dad.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Doing on the My family is very self capable, and
every time I come over, they treat me like a gift.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
It's really nice.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well, this is the thing that I also weigh up.
I'm like, is my pecial skill cleaning the cotton? Or
does my mum just want to make me feel like
a big picial boy with official skill. And she's like, oh,
he's coming. Let's pretend. Oh yeah, let's pretend we need
him to do so, let's pretend we need him.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, yes, still but a column a but alm.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Be because I do that to my dad, what do
you do it with him?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And less? I used to come up.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
With jobs for him to do so that he would feel.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Dads love that shit.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And so this is my point. If you can do
that for your dad, that is a special service that
you can offer. Even if you know how to check
your oil or you'll wipe a fluid or some shit
like that. Even just going dad, could you show me
how to do the thing again?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It will fill his cup.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
The thing is they get you on the surface. You
can see them getting mad, but you know that they're
not actually mad. That's my favorite part of going, oh,
well you should bloody them.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I'll show you. Yeah, you know they.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Love it because deep down and I can say this
is a dad too. I reckon he stoked that you
still came to him, but he is the authority, that
he is the car guy in your life, that he
is the structural support system.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Decking. Fuck.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It goes back to caveman days. You need to feel.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Wanted, to feel wanted, too hard to ask.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, I realized that with Mom. I realized when I
got married and go to her a.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Lot for like emotional support as much as I did
because I wasn't living with it.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
So I realized just recently, maybe instead of going to
Rye my husband for this I'm going to talk to much.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
She got her asked my mum about intimate bedroom advice.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Oh not that my dad was really cute, Like he
helps me with everything, like oil changes.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I know how to do it, but I'm always like
help and like, yeah, all the things I don't know
I call him for.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
But when I was like having a really hard time,
I went through a breakup and I called him first.
He thanked me for calling him and being so like vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, of course I.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Want to call you, like, he's my boost friend.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
You also called your dad because you found twenty five
dollars on the ground this week. I feel like you.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
For everything.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah, I took to him today and he's helping me
book a trip overseas.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
And your relationship with your dad as goals.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yeah, we're basic, it's cute.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, also we're equals.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
We learned this week, broke and Eye that you're dad.
He's a hearty.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Total bree does this to me too.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
We also learned this week that Claudia doesn't.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Like you bringing that up.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
No, I can acknowledge he's a good looking men, like,
but I don't want you to be sexually attracted to my.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Father attracted I just didn't know what he looked like.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
He looks like me. Yeah, yes, I have friends on you.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
When I have male friends, were the sisters who I
find attractors, And then even now and then I'll go,
oh fuck, they look exactly like their brother. I don't
want you.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I'm attracted to my brother.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I'm attracted to my friend as a woman. Is it
not that there's anything wrong with it? But is it
gay to be attracted to your friend as a woman.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
That's the gayest thing you could do, be attracted to
your friend's sisters. Yeah, that is kind of gay family,
a degree of gay separation.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but aren't we all really we're all
our father's daughters. It's okay.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Gay club can't hurt you.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It doesn't exist. Funny, have a great weekend.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
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Speaker 3 (06:01):
You say hi to You're dad from me?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Sorry, unless unless your dad doesn't deserve a high?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Can you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
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Speaker 1 (06:16):
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