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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm having a party, a party for two.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hey guys, welcome to the after party. Ella just came
in and very kindly asked Brie. She goes, how's Toto going?
Is he better? And Brie goes, no.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
She goes, is he sleeping better?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Is he sleeping?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah. I went, no. I instantly felt like going into
the advice, like advice conversation.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
What, you want to give me some advice?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, I was like, no, everyone would do that. Oh,
are you doing this?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh, maybe he's colicky. What is your advice?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Is he colicky?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
As a cat mum.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
I feel like all newborns, all newborns struggle with digestion.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, because they've never eaten through their mouth before.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
You're not meant to be feeding them food yet.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
All their insides are just literally figuring it out and
growing and sorting itself out.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Every time they open their eyes, they're like, where the
fuck am I?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I like it way better inside that tummy. I really did.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I loved the womb.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Are you a womb rememberer? That's right.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Ella said she can remember being in the womb.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Did I?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It was just good memories.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
It was safe.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Didn't have to do anything.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Good times, eh? Good times.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
But good news, everyone. There's a podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
There's a podcast.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
We had to get one to you because we didn't
do one on Friday. And we were worried that there
wouldn't be one because Claude's off sick today.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
But here we are.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Here we are.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Go Mel.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, shout out to Mel.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Thank you Mel for doing our podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
What a bloody legend.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
She's beavering away as we speak.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
So what's up?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
So what's up, guys? What's going on? Not much, to
be honest.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Nah. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Sorry, you go.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, you go.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I just got a really good op shop find, which
I don't op shop often. What was it? Over the weekend,
we just popped in because we were walking past it.
And I've been trying to find tiles, as you guys know.
And there was about 13 big, square, blue, beautiful tiles.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Tiles for what?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
My splashback.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Secondhand tiles is risky because there's only 13. And if
you break some.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
If that's like the exact number that you need and
you break some, because you're always meant to get like 10%
extra tiles.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I know.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
But.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And also, if one breaks down the track, you can't
just pop to the tile place and get another one?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I'm fine with that because what we'll do is we'll
take it in to a tile shop the right size
and go, do you have different shades of blue? And
do something like that. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's fun.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
And it was $ 4 as well.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So I was like... Yeah, cheap. Remember when I tiled
my own kitchen?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You should smash them all up and make them into
a mosaic.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, of your face. And you could be my splashback
watching me cook.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Sorry, Bree. Yes, when you tiled your kitchen.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, I tiled my own kitchen backsplash.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
To save herself like $ 170.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Never again. Yeah, I remember that being stressful. That was
so dumb.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Is it lasting?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, it's stood the test of time.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
But does it look good?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
If you don't look at.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
The very top, like the actual rest of it looks good.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I'm keen to try things and get better at things DIY-wise,
but I'm also a perfectionist, and so I know that
if it's not right and I have to look at
it every day, I will hate it and I won't
get any joy out of the money that I saved.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It's just there.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And that's why I pay someone else to do it.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
No, that's fair. In my childhood bedroom, mum and I
painted in COVID. And, like, for years I'd just look
at this one spot. It's, like, not perfect.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, yeah. This is her bedroom at her mum's house
that she painted as a 21-year-old.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah. What's so funny about that?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Clint's latest thing is that when should kids move out?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah. It's expensive, man.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
When they leave school. I mean, I agree.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
So 18?
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Actually, it's a hard one because I don't know when
I'll want my girls to move out.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
And so this is the thing.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
So, oh, yeah. So my perspective's changing. So it's a
double-edged sword. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
So you can't sit here and go, they need to
move out as soon as they finish school because then.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
No, and I don't believe that, actually.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh, you're changing your tune.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's just I did.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You know?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
And you saw the benefits of doing that.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Same.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Of course, there's pros and cons to both. Look, I'm
all for... Moving out.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Eventually.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Eventually. Do I think it should be when you're 18
on the dot?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
But if you're 25 and still living at home, what
are you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Nah, it's hard.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's expensive. Nah, bro.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
If you want to get a head and buy a house.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I don't give a shit. Go get life experience and
live away from home.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
It is important. I do agree. I'm 50-50 on this.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Because life experience and.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Living somewhere that's not with your parents is.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Here we go. Stay at home. But if you're doing
your washing and your mom or dad is making you
dinner every night, that's too far. If you're 25 plus.
20 plus. Do your own washing. Make your own dinner.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, bare minimum. Do your own washing.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
My mom does that.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, I know. And that would be nice.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Wait a second. Wait a second. You listen to her.
You pass it over there and go, my mum's doing
that for me.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
How old were you when.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Your mum was still doing those things for you and
you were still living at home?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, I was there.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, the same age as your sister.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I didn't like it. I wanted to be independent. And also,
Ryan does it now for me.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
So fuck.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I wanted to be independent, but my mummy won't let me.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
She liked it.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
It made her happy to do it. She loves folding washing.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No, she does not.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Your poor mother.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
But no, now I have a lovely husband who does
it for me. But I fold the washing.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, standing, fucking standing. Is that the only thing.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You do in your house?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I pay rent. So rent comes out of my money.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Oh, no, they do have a unique arrangement. They live
off Ella's money and save Ryan's money.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I mean, good for him if you ever break up.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No, I told him that.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
If we break up, give me some.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Is that a binding contract?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Not to analyze your relationship too hard, but do you
do the dishes?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Well.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Because you don't cook, do you?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Please tell me you do the dishes.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
It's a funny one because when he cooks, he's quite
clean when he does it.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You married a saint.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Do you have a dishwasher? Yeah. Do you empty the dishwasher?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, when I'm up. When I go up.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
But we share the kitchen. But because you get up last.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Oh, they share a kitchen.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah. But we are moving into our own space.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
And I'm so excited.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
To jump in. Are you?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I am.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
You need to show some initiative and take ownership of
some of the jobs in your relationship.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I know.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Because he will love that. He will actually really like
that from you. What should we give her? What jobs?
Unpacking the dishwasher is an easy one.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
As a bare minimum. If he's stacking it, you've got
to unstack it.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I want to stack it. If he cooks, you need
to clean.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I don't want to clean.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Well, then you have to cook.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I change the sheets.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah. But do you wash and dry the other sheets?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I can do that.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I know. This is it.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
When I move in, I'm changing. I cannot wait.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I'm trying to think of what my jobs are in
my relationship.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Who does the bins?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Oh, again, the couple.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
There's a boy job. Oh, they do the bins.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
My partner does the bins in our relationship. We both
unpack the dishwasher. If one of us cooks, the other
one cleans.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, that is a given.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's just a given. We both vacuum.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh, yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
We both change the sheets. We both do the washing.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
So it's shared.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
We pretty much both do everything.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
How do you guys go about with cleaning?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I would say she does more, especially now because she's.
at home more than I am.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, and you're earning the bacon.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Like, over my dead body if I'm going out, working all.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Day, coming back. I ain't folding shit.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
She's doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I want dinner on the table.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Put some fucking makeup on.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
We're coming nice.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You're like, shit.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh, my God. I want my shirts ironed and pressed.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I don't want to cheat on you, but the women
at work, they look fantastic. Hey.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
You listen here.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
This is bad. There is temptation everywhere out there in
the real world.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
And I'm just a one woman.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Isn't it crazy that people used to say this shit?
And some people still do say this shit.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah. And Ella doesn't even empty the dishwasher.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
See you guys tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I sound
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Terrible.