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September 1, 2026 • 9 mins

Only two weeks of Ella left :(

Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Five, six, five, six, seven, eight.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Guys, there's been a lot going on this afternoon, hasn't there?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, I feel like there has been, yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
It feels quite frantic. How's it going with old concussion
bags out there? How's your brain keeping up?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm chillin'. How's it going with the old concussion tits
out there?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yeah, they're flatter than ever.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh, mushy brains.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I don't have enough brain to comprehend... Oh, no.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
It's not going good.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
I don't have the brains to figure out that things
are chaotic.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Good.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
See, maybe I need to get a concussion. No, it's
not funny to joke about concussions.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Did you take my advice? Any of my advice?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Nah. I'm lucky I even did one doctor's appointment, let
alone look for a specialist.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Don't you know anything about Claudia? She only takes advice
from people she respects.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I literally had a concussion.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
That doesn't mean I respect you.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Did you get the creatine?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Nah. But I do really appreciate you giving me that advice,
but I also forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
That's fair. Um.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Right, okay. Ella's gone. Not permanently. She'll be back.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Not yet.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
She'll be gone soon, though.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
We haven't discussed what we want to do. She's told
us kind of what she wants to do.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Now's a great time because she's not going to listen
to this.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
She's got these expectations that we're going to go out
and have like a fucking wild night for her.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Do you know about this?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah. When did that get promised?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I can just tell that's what she wants.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, but you know what? You say yes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh, she'll bail first.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
And then she'll bail at like 9.30. So we're just like,
we all just gear up.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
We're like, big night, big night.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
And then she'll just go home.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
At 10 max. We buy her two cocktails.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
And she's done.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
This is such a good point.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
She's done for the night.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
She was talking about bars and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Bar hopping?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
No, we'll go out for a nice meal somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I think she's thinking also we'll do a lunch with
the people at ZM and then we'll do our show
and then we go for afters.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Which sounds fun.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'm not opposed to that.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
And then we just, yeah, you can go home at nine.
Like she will.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah. So we get her a present, right? She gets sleepy.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, she'll get a present. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh, that's underway. The company gets her a present.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh, that's right. Yeah. I've been in touch.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh, yeah. We were giving suggestions, weren't we? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Carrots.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Which I hated your suggestion, by the way.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Hummus.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
No one's buying stuff from that store.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh, no, I said the store was just a suggestion.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I don't want to badmouth the store.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
No, don't say the name of the store. But I
don't fucking know. I don't know where women buy their clothes, okay?
My suggestion was, no, oh, yeah, D, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Clint was like, should we get a voucher from here?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
And I was like, not only.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
From the grandmother.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
No, no.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
It was more thoughtful than that because as we know,
because Ella's.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Going into a professional job. People don't know this. She's
going to work for a big advertising agency.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I'm not sure that she knows that.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I'm not sure that she knows.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I don't think she knows.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
And we love Ella, but I would describe Ella's clothing
as Ella core.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Like any of us can talk. No, I know.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Absolutely right.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
I've cleaned this jumper.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
But she's going into an office. So my suggestion was
a voucher. for somewhere that she can go to buy
some cool professional clothes.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Which is a very adult gift. But sometimes I just
want something that's fun and for me that I don't need.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
All right, let's get her a fucking PlayStation controller then.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Fuck yeah. Now you're talking. Now you're bloody talking. Just
the controller.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
That's all we've got the budget for.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
That's true. She'll unwrap it and go, oh, you got
me a PlayStation. We'll be like, oh, no.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
No, we were kind of hoping you already had one.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
She would love that gift. She would.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah. That's very funny.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
We should get her those cans of Spider-Man web that
you strap under your wrists and then you can shoot
Spider-Man web for a bit.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Should we get her a Spider-Man morph suit? She can
be Spider-Man for a day.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
She won't give a shit about Spider-Man or Marvel in
two weeks.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
That's probably true.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
At the moment, it's the only thing she cares about.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Oh, we talked about TV holes yesterday, by the way.
I've filled my hole. But only my personal hole. Not
my couple's hole.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
What did you fill it with, Clint?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Better call Saul.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
We had that on our list too.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I have had so many people tell me that it's fantastic.
I've had people who I respect, whose opinions I respect,
unlike my opinion.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
You have to respect me.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I just don't have to respect you.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
People who I know have good taste have told me
that it's fantastic. Actually better than Breaking Bad.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
It gets talked about in all the top TV shows
in the last 15 years.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
You just can't say that the sequel was better than
the original.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
But people say that it is.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, that's never the case.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah. A lot of episodes, though. I brought it up
last night. So it's six seasons. Long seasons, too.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
What were we... It's like... Because I started re-watching Heroes
after Hayden Panettiere passed away.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
And you forget.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I never watched Heroes.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh, you never watched that? No. It's very comic book core.
But you forget that. Wait, let me just Google how
many episodes. You forget how many episodes TV series used
to have in one season? Yeah. How many episodes? How
many do you think?

Speaker 3 (05:30):
I think some of those seasons of The Sopranos I
was watching were like 21 episodes.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Which has me in doubt. Damn.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Aren't some of them like Grey's Anatomy? They're like 40 episodes.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh, God.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Friends was like 30 episodes a season. I think so.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
They were good like 20 minutes.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
And now you click.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Open a series on Netflix and you're like, oh, nice,
eight episodes. Perfect.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, season one of Heroes.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Nice and digestible.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
23 episodes.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah. It's what all TV shows used to be.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
A lot of filler though, eh?

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
But then season two of Heroes, 11 episodes. Did that
season finish? Let's know. It did four, I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Season three, 25. So I could be remembering this wrong,
but I think that was, do you remember the writer's strike?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I think one of the hero seasons, and Lost suffered
from the same thing. It was the same.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
It was during the writer's strike, and they still pumped
out the episodes for Lost, but they sucked.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, is that why it was garbage?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, it was garbage for a bit.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Have you guys watched that fucked up doco on Netflix,
The Pastor's Wife? Is that what it's called?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
The Pastor Wife.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
The pastor's wife?

Speaker 4 (06:34):
How many pastors?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
She's made of linguine.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Ravioli man.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh, now I can't remember what it's called. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Spaghetti's sister.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
It's fucking awful and dark. Oh.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, no, I haven't watched it.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Clint was making jokes about it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, nice one.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Oh, good one.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, good one. She's made of rigatoni.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
And she's dead.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
But she's got layers.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Like a lasagna.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
I told my partner that I, when she asked me,
what car do you drive? And I said, spaghetti. And
she was like, what? I don't believe you. You should
have seen her face when I drove past her. That
was the perfect time to do that joke. You've got
to admit.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
All right.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I think that's it. I think that's it. What's for dinner?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
What are you having for dinner?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Literally, last night, as I was eating the meal, because
it's like this healthy, super healthy meal, and I went,
I should send this.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
A Mediterranean meal?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
No, it wasn't Mediterranean, but I was like, I should
send this to Clint for him to make for his lunches.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's got that vibe. I've maxed
out on lunches.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
I'm not having to make them for a couple of
weeks because my fridge is so full of frozen lunches.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I'll send you this one as an option. It's so yum.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
All right.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Like for a healthy meal.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, because mine are just.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yours looks like slop still.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, it's good though.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
It fills me up.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Do you make any food that I would eat? Like
not beef.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
I make chicken.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Can I have one?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Look at this. I'll pay you.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Oh, that looks good. What's that?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's fucking yum. It looks good. If I give you
10 bucks. It's really good. I was, to be honest,
it's one of my favorite meals I've had this year.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Do I have to make that sauce though?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, but it's not hard. You literally, listen, hear me out.
You put like coriander, parsley and some jalapenos.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Like a shitload of parsley at the moment. Great.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Perfect. And avocado in a blender and you blitz it.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I'll ruin that, but I'll give it a go.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
How can you ruin it?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
It'll come out brown.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm going to send it to you anyway.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I think you should try baking.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
You're gone. I think I should have.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
You should just follow a recipe. Five, six, seven, eight.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
You can take me hard to go. Play ZM's Brie
and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok

Speaker 2 (09:00):
And live weekdays from 3 on ZM.
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