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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You tapped it, so we're playing it at Spring Clinton.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's that podcast we've all been in the era where
you want to get petty revenge it on an X.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I feel like it's natural.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's quite a natural to want it, human instinct. Where
you think about it. You don't always follow through, but god.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
It's nice to think about, yeah, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Sometimes the revenge you're thinking about is not pity at all.
Sometimes it's far from pity.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
It's full on revenge.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I came across this story of a guy who's gone
on Aussie radio and he's outed himself as getting petty
revenge on an X.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh he's out of himself.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, so he's like, look, some people might call this petty,
but I feel like it was warranted.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
So the situation was.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
He was cheated on by his partner and he decided
to get some petty revenge.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Take a listen.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Four took my ex's mom to a concert that they
both wanted to go to because she cheated up me.
That was half the tailor too.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
They cheated on you, so instead you took the mum
as revenge.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
They wanted to go together, and I was close with
the mother and I thought, you know, this is what
your daughter did.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
It was to the Taylor swift eras tour, get out
of here, money in a bag and he bought the
tickets for her. That was the last time she cheated.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Get up the.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Boom the mum instead.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I like how he said, well, this is what she did,
the cheating things. So he said, well, I'm going to
cheat on you with your mum, but not like that. No,
and the errors to her exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I like it because it does.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Fit into the petty category. Was largely harmless. Like, yeah,
nobody got hurt. I'm interested in mum's role in it.
Why did mum want to put herself in the center
of all of this?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I feel like mum definitely probably shouldn't have went.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Well, Mum's clearly chosen a side, and maybe she's as
disappointed in her daughter for cheating as the boyfriend is.
And she's like, you know what, this is the only
way you're going to learn your lesson if I go
with your ex boyfriend from the Taylor swift eras to her,
you know, a once in a lifetime concert experience. It's
not like she went to some festival that'll be back
(02:21):
next year.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, like these tickets was so incredibly hard to get
and she's never going to do it again.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Can you imagine the selfies the guy would have got with.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Them, He wouldn't be instagram on all platforms.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I bet he bought the mum, the T shirt and
the hoodie yep, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Ond per imagine if one of them got picked to
be the twenty two girl to the hat the hat yeah,
person who goes up on stage, you'd be yo, and
you don't ever really.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
To stand on Unfortunately, as the cheat her, you just
have to take it because you go on social media
and complain about it and everyone will go, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That's awful.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Why cheated on him?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Why did he do that?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
And you'll go, oh, oh, actually, well you kind of
had it coming.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
He kind of got off to be lightly.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
As they say in the musical Chicago, she had it coming.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Niche reference.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I think we need more musical theater reference.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I agree, Yeah, yeah, I agree, and all that jazz.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
No, it's got to be to make sense.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's right, okay, fair, you can just break into song, okay, okay, okay,
should we ask people to call? I thought you might
have another one, yes, one hundred dollars at him. We
want to hear about the pity revenge that you got
on your X.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Nobody got hurt, but it was some petty revenge and
you don't regret it. A guy has come clean and said, look,
I got some pity revenge on my ex, but he
doesn't regret it.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
She cheated on him.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
He had brought her tickets to the Taylor swift eras tour,
so he decided to take her mum instead.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
It's so good because he's gone us close to her
as he possibly care.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Oh, nothing would hurt her more.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, and we've questioned the mum's involvement in all of this,
but you know she obviously had her reasons. Okay, and
it is petty. She loved Taylor swept and it's a yeah.
No one got hurt, So we endorse it as petty revenge,
don't we Yep, we're.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Approved Okay by us.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
We approved. So we have asked, did you get pity
revenge on an ex? Jade is here?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Hi, Jade Jade Hill, that little evil Yeah, giggle there,
tells me this is good.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Tell us about your petty revenge on an X?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Okay, so I was heavily pregnant.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Okay, and.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
He my eggs. We went to a party and he
wanted me to pick up his ex girlfriends, so I
said okay. And then later on skip to the end
of the night. Okay, I found him naked in her bed.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Oh no, okay, Jade, yep, so you've set the scene.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't care how bad this revenge is. It will
be warranted.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
We're instantly on your side. Tell us what you did
to get revenge.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
I gave a three friends mind and I brought a
bella clava, some silly string and a whole bunch of
other stuff, and I shet into a fried rice container
in smit it all over his.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Front window screen?
Speaker 6 (05:20):
What was redecorated a car? Wait?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
What was Wait? Part of me say what now, Jane?
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Jane?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You were pregnant?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Pregnant woman? Okay, we got crazy when people when people
miss the suss.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, Jane, what was the what was the silly string for?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Just for a bit of color, okay, because it's silly.
It's a silly little break.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I feel like the window shield got the message across
the silly string for color that it's okay.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I need to know Jade, what did he really love
his car?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
And what type of car did he drive?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Well?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Later on a sound out was actually his cousin's car.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
It's just like a little ship box. It don't really matter, literally.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Jade, Did he cousin got caught in the crossfire?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Bad? You told us you wore a bella clava for anonymity?
Did he ever figure out who share a container and
smeared it on his windscreen?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I bet he would have like seen it and then
probably had at least one good guess as.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
To what.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
It was.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Like, Oh, you wouldn't know anything about my cow. I
was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
No, sorry, what happened? That's crazy. I like to think
this man listens to it him and he's just put
the pieces together.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Right now, the actually lives an AUTI now.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Jade, remind me never find out never to cross doublecross you.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, you know smoke.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I don't know where we go from there. Anonymous, Welcome
to the show.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Hello, Hello Anonymous? Are you doing stuff like that to
your ex?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
I think I'm doing a little bit worse of real.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Okay, so you got petty revee petty revenge on a nick?
What did you do?
Speaker 7 (07:29):
I flushed the hair extensions the toilet blooded her bathroom
was anonymous?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Was it real hair extensions? Like real hair?
Speaker 7 (07:42):
It was pretty exclusive hair extend Know.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
How much those are worth? Oh they're so extensive.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Muh.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
And you flooded the bathroom.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Yeah, yeah, not intentionally.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
It wasn't the desire outcome. That was just a nice bonus,
I assume, anonymous.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
So it was just a tip on the iceberg.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, thank you, Anonymous. We appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
We ask you, asked you what there's the petty revenge
that you've got an on an X Someone said, I
may have peed on my ex's snorkel set.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I love that one, God, because when the next time.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
They go snorkeling, they'll go smells smells like pess like.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
This this ocean. Don't get me wrong, beautiful, but smells
a little bit like piss.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
My ex cheated.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
So I put glitter in all of his pockets and
shoes as well as in his champage.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
That is great.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
It's the perfect petty revenge.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You cannot get glitter out ever, and so he will
just constantly be sparkling to throw everything out.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
It's a great one.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
This one, I feel like is hitting the mark exactly
when we've asked for petty revenge on the ex. It says,
me and my ex work at neighboring businesses. Every time
I checked the mailbox, I just sort of scrunch his
mail up slightly.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
That's good. That's good, that's good.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Love it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
It's almost as good as peeing on his snorkel. I
had an X that cheated on me. He was a bodybuilder,
and let's just say he injected himself with some muscle enhancements.
So for revenge, when I asked him to move out
of my place, he took his bid, but only after
I had used one of his syringes and injected fish
oil all through the mattress. Wow, you've infused his mattress
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with fish oil, and.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
It would be so hard to figure out.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
You'd be like, because there's no holes.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
That's what I mean. You'd be like, it smells like fish.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
What does it smell at fish?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
This one's pretty good, It says My ex and I
split up because he cheated on me. We had two
cars at the time. Both of the cars were mine,
and I gave one of them to him to him
to drive, and then I registered that cars stolen.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Oh wow, brilliant, so good, I love it.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I put her toothbrush in the toilet and stole the
charger for one of her adult toys.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Annoying.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
That is so so bad and this might be the pitiest.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
We asked, what's the pity revenge that you got on
an nex? Someone said, after we broke up, I became
best friends with one of his sisters.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
That is so delicious.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I hope you have friends with the person because you
like them and not just out of revenge, you know.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Yeah, what about this?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
This is similar vein a friend of mine's ex cheated
She is now married to his dad.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Oh wow, that end game types as next level. You
cheated on me, so I'm going to marry your father?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
What would you rather? The pooh on the windscreen or
you're ex marrying your dad? Oh pooh on the wind screen.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
The poo on the windscreen washes off?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Had to clean up?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Just go to the BP car wash. Yeah, the dad
thing's just weird. What happened to my mom? Why she
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