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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We're playing it. It's ZM's Brian Clint, the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Have you heard about pheromone maxing? How many maxings are
there now?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
God. There's everything maxing, eh?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
This is everything I want to avoid in the world, honestly.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Well, you don't even know what it is yet. No,
I don't need to know. You might be into it.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I don't need to know.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You might be.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Into it, okay? Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
What was the one where men were like hitting themselves
in the jaw?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh, looks maxing.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Oh, God.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh, what is that absolute crap? That was one of
the dumbest ones. This one is also from the manosphere,
but give it a chance, okay? This is pheromone maxing.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Okay. people are even wearing unwashed shirts or even drinking
their own urine in an effort to quote sweat out
the toxins they believe that they will have more pheromones
(01:01):
and they will be more attractive.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
That's so yuck there has to be some of the
dumbest shit i've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Drinking your own urine not the drink who are the
people that are dumb enough to do this who who
are they.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, come on, guys. You're giving us a bad name.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It's just the people.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Who are lazy and they go, no, I'm pheromone mixing.
I haven't showered. You're right.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It is an excuse for stinky minkies to say that
they're pheromone mixing.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I think so. When actually they're just Josie Grossies. Have
a shower and put on deodorant. Yeah. Let me tell
you what women want. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
They want a man that smells clean.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Bottom line.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm taking notes here, by the way. It's not that hard.
If you smell fresh and clean, a woman will be
into that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure you're right.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But are there some women out there that like the
smell of a man?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Okay, but you can't say that. You have to say,
like the smell of a random stranger.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
And not their husband who they're in love with or
their boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Who they're in love with. Which is so different. You're right.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Very different.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
You're right, because I have heard of- Because I get that.
Where some women are like, I- I.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Love the smell of my boyfriend's sweat.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
When he's been out working hard or- And I'm not
talking about those situations. Not my wife. Those words have
never crossed my wife's lips. But I have heard it.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I have heard women say that.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
But we're talking- Have you ever turned up on a
date and a man's been a bit whiffy and you've gone, whoa,
that's a bit of me?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Well, that's your opinion. There are other women in the team.
Should we check with them as well? Ask them. Claudia?
What's your opinion on a stinky man?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I've worked with a lot of stinky men, and I
have a sensitive nose, to be fair.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
It's no bueno.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No bueno.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
There's nothing even.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And you too, Ella?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yeah, the only stink I like is my mum's, and
that's probably because I was in her tummy. Okay, mine
is sweat smell, but I don't like BO from men.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What's the stink of your mum that you're into?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
It's like mine, but different, and I like it.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Ever heard that before?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
You don't like your parents' smell? Your mum's specifically?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Nah.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Neither.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Nah.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
What smell, dare I ask? You know what? What smell
in particular?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Her sweat smell. Her pits.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Like her BO?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You like to sniff your mum's pits?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
No, if she's stinky, I smell it and I like it.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
I feel like someone listening will connect with this.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I don't know if they will, eh?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
What's that? Is that mum mixing?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
It's nice.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
But you know what?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I will always appreciate your honesty.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Thanks.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Are you going to miss it?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I am.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
I am.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I am going to miss it. I am going to
miss it too.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
It's endearing how honest you are.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
You know, I mean, you said the fault for that, Brie.
When you admitted that you pull in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Don't turn this around on Brie. Don't you dare shift focus, okay?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No. You just said on the radio that the only
stink you like is your mum's, okay?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Do not try and shift focus.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I think it's also.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Because you said I love my mum's stink.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Like, if you had said, I love, like, my mum's pheromones. Pheromones, right. Maybe. Nah,
still weird. And you know what, Ella? You're getting a
lot of support on the text machine, actually.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Have I?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
There's one person. One person says, I agree with Ella.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
One.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
That's so off.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
We're going to get classical next.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's your chance to win 50 KFC chicken dollars if
you pick the right team.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The team's on offer. Bree and I working together.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
We're a unit.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
We're a unit. And Ella, powered by the smell of
her mother's armpits.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
It's true, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It's like creatine for her.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Does your mum know this about you?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
I think she does.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Does she sometimes say to you, oi, get out of
my pits.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Hey, get out of my dirty laundry.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Like a little pig in the trough in her armpits.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
A little truffle pig.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Here you go, Ella. Mum, stink. Here you go. This
is a text that says, I'm a plunket nurse. And
it's absolutely true about mum scent.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Chemical signals provide a comfort and safety connection, starting from
the womb, and it can persist into adulthood. Your memory
has made that connection between the scent and feeling comfort
and safety.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
It's a good thing, Ella. It's a gross thing.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
It's not gross.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's yuck.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It's so yuck.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
It literally reminds me of the womb. And safety, no taxes.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
You don't remember what it's like to be in the womb.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Also, why are you yearning to get back in the womb?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I said no taxes. Do you know how much I
pay to bloody taxes?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Mate, you don't have to pay taxes if you don't
want to.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Stop paying taxes.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Why am I going over a pothole every time I
go round a roundabout?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Your solution is re-warming.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
She's spiralling out of control.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Honestly, help me. All right, put that into your decision-making.
Ella to 9696. Quick, what will calm her down? Someone
call her mum in here. Or Bree and Clint to 9696.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Brie and Clint's Let's Get Classical. Welcome to Let's Get Classical,
where you and I, Brie, go head-to-head with Ella guessing
pop songs in classical style.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
How's the score line been going? Who took it out
last week?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
You.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, you single-handedly.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Yeah, you did it.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Brie, just Brie. If you're saying it, I'll take it.
Is that why you brought it up?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I genuinely can't remember what I did yesterday.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
All right, Ella. But, I mean, if you guys say so.
The mother sniffer.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
If I win, I'll bring my mum in and you have.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
To spell it.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Your poor mum. She would be mortified hearing this.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, your poor mum gets dragged into this so often.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Oh, so does your mum.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's fair, actually. I don't know what you're talking about.
All right, Claudia, let's do it.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
All righty, buzzing with your name.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
I need the artist and the name of the song.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Here is your first one.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Ella.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
That was quick.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Give it to me, Ella. Vampire Olivia Rodrigo. There it is.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Jeez. Well done.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
It's never going to be our song together.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
That was Ella all over it.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Love her.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Love her so much. If you guys ever get to
interview her.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Can I come?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Well, I have to be in the two weeks before
you leave. Yeah, right, but after that.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
What if it's on the phone?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
That's fine, I'll be there.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
She just wants to be in the room.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Okay, all right, one nil, one nil.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Yeah, one point for Ella. This one might be for
you guys, though. Here's another. Oh, I don't know what
it's called.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Oh, Brie.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Ella.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Ellie Goulding Burn.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
There it is.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Oh, damn it.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And we're going to love it.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Burn, burn, burn, burn.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Burn, burn, burn, burn. Get a look onto the lights out. Burn, burn, burn, burn.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Okay, Ella has the Gen Z girly. Brie has the
millennial girly. Oh, what's the third one? Let's hope the
last one is Linkin Park.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Oh, let's find out.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Ella.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Ella for the win. Chaperone Subway.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
She's got it. Well done.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, good job.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Oh, mate.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
That would have taken me a while to get that one,
I think.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Does that mean we have to sniff your mum?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yeah, I'll make her mow the lawn so she's nice
and sweet.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Oh, damn.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I'm so devo we've got to sniff your mum.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Are you keen?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You are.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Why do you want to sniff my mum?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Xavier. You and your mum. Hello. You and your mum
have just won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well done. Thank
you so much. You're welcome. Can we sniff your mum's ass?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
First time caller, love listener.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
First time caller.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Hell yeah, guys. First time caller.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Thank you. You're welcome, guys.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Legends.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Thanks for listening.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Just to be clear, I'm not sniffing Ella's mum.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I like how we just glossed over Brie asking Xavier
if we can sniff his mum.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well, his mum was there. Take the opportunity while they come.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
You never know. Might smell good.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
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