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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show requested, So here it is as long as you've
got that Dada.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's zdm's Bran Clinton Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I want to talk about how we're all living in
a simulation and I've got some great evidence to present.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
To the people. This afternoon, we get to ABNB in
San Diego.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Suddenly we're looking at this picture and my dad is like,
this looks like me, and I'm like, oh Dad, what No,
this is my dad, that's my sister, and that's breeding
my brother.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
They're literally in the airbnb picture.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Of Swims City.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
So get this.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
This is a clip of two sisters who booked an
airbnb in San Diego. They've never stayed or I believe
it was in California. Yeah, San Diego, California. They book
this airbnb. They've rocked up and there's a picture on
the wall. You know those pictures that it's like an
aerial view of a beach and there's like there's people
all swimming in the beach and they're laying on the sand.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
But it's an aerial view.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
And so normally you wouldn't even know who was in
this because there's hundreds of people.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah, there's heams of people.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Anyway, they start looking at this picture as you do,
and they're like, God, that looks like our dad. And
then as they look closer, they see that the girl
standing next to the dad is one of the sisters
that are there at the airbnb, and she goes, that's
me because that was the bathing suit that I was wearing.
And then they can see their brother just like a
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couple of meters away in the photo as well, and
it was from ten years ago. They reckon like looking
at themselves and the swimming togs that they're wearing. They're like,
this photo was taken ten years ago. They didn't know
it was taken of them, but they're in the photo
at the airbnb that they've booked.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
That's so bizarre.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
That does make you think though about the amount of
times there's.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Thousands of those kinds of photos out there.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Yeah, and I often sometimes think when I'm on the
beach or bit of pull that wig out, bit, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
What are you thinking at the beach that you're all
going to be in one of these photos?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Is that what you're thinking?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You don't know what you are going to be in
the background of. Are you expecting to.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Be scouted as a model every time.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I expecting to be mirand occurred.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Are you not bloody worsh No, but think about it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
There's so many influences out there these days, every man
and the dogs trying to be one. This was ten
years ago.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yeah, ten years ago there was Instagram meaging in the
background of a photo and you're pulling out.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
A eg Think about it. So they should were they
looking good?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
What they were children? That's what you're focusing on.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
They were kids, Well, we didn't know the age on
a family holiday with their dad.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I think you're not shocked.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Ye, how did they end up at random stranger's Airbnb?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
No, that's what I mean that we're probably all in
people's airbnbs and there's only one explanation.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Guys, what And it's because we're living in a simulakay.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Who's running the same We don't know?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It could be as you mentioned the Truman shoke. Honestly,
I do feel that sometimes that we might be like
an avatar in a little incubator.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Could be.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I've got more evidence that I'd like to present on
this post. People started commenting other simular stories about why
we're living in a simulation.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Do you want to hear something. Okay, yep, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
So here's what someone wrote this. They said, my uncle
got sent a postcard from a friend who was on
a holiday. In the postcard picture was my granddad eating
an ice cream.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
So the uncle's dad.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
The friend wouldn't have known that it was his dad
because he had passed away many, many years earlier.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh my gosh, it hurts my brain.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Okay, wait, how is this not more invisible string?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Okay, ready, I've got more. I've got more. Sit back
and relax.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm relaxed.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I flew to India and traveled up to the Himalayas
to my old boarding school where I was going to
teach for the summer. On the first day, I was
looking at the school photos in the cafeteria and another
lady who was and a lady was standing next to me,
also looking at the photos. I said to her that
I'd gone to boarding school here forty years ago and
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that this was my first time being back at the school.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
She said she had.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Gone to boarding school here forty years ago and this
was her first time visiting.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Also.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Turns out her name was Kathy, my best friend from school.
We'd lost touch after we'd left school and hadn't spoken.
Since what are the odds wait, I don't they're both
at the same time.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Where inappropriate as this appropriate?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Buzzy jee?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Is that appropriate kind of.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Do you want another one? Georges on him if I
can use the buzzy jee o cave on.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Someone said, I once checked into a hotel at the
beach in the middle of a thunderstorm. I grabbed a
newspaper to hold over my head. When I go to
the room, I looked at the paper and there was
a picture of me and my mum on the front page.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I was I was at a festival in.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That beach town three years before, which is when this
newspaper was from.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
What what the hell?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
This can't be real?
Speaker 7 (05:22):
It's true.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
It hurts my brain.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I don't get it. I know that one didn't get
a buddy gee because I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Play the puzzy g Okay, I've won more piece of
evidence to present that we're living in a simulation this one.
I bought a picture frame for my brother and his
new wife as a part of their wedding gift. While
I was waiting at the register to pay for it,
I glanced down at the picture that came with the frame.
To my shock, the model in the picture was actually
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my brother's ex wife.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Who was a model. No, I quickly went back and
found under a different frame.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You can't why the frame? You can't because you put cursed.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Yeah, but also can I just she's a model, so
of course she's going to these These are lost on jailer.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
What are you doing this on purpose? I'm the contrarian.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
No, I think she genuinely doesn't understand what's going on genuinely.
Why you know where you are right now? You're in
a simulation.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
We want to ask this afternoon. We want to ask
you guys this afternoon. I eight hundred dials to them,
or you can text us on nine six ninety six
for your stories, your evidence to present to us as
to why we are living in a simulation.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
What if I see the same car drive pass every.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Day, that could just be because that someone lives in
your neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I'm so lost.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Okay, they need to be better than the one the
exact neighbor.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No, not my neighbor.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
I just see the same car every day with the
same license plates in the same areas.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Now they're on the motorway.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Okay, you just have to do better than Meekland.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
That's what we need to do with Georgia right now,
baby steps because she didn't realize that we're living in
a simulation.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I still don't.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
You don't understand the concept. Oh you're such a big
part of the simulation.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Then I think it's all just like coincidence or deja vu,
or that.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
It's more than that.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
It's that step further than a coincidence, where it's so
unexplainable that the only explanation is we're living in a simulation.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Like the Truman Show.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, they it's off the back of these two girls
who rented an airbnb and they've turned up and there's
a picture on the wall and it's an aerial shot
of people at the beach, and they've realized that their
family is in the photo from ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Take a lot. We get to a herbnb in San Diego.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Suddenly we're looking at this picture and my dad is like,
this looks like me, and I'm like, oh Dad, what no,
this is my dad, that's my sister, and that's breeding
my brother.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
They're literally in the airbnb picture. What the hell?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Simulation it's the only explanation. So we're asking you this
afternoon to present your evidence to us as to why
we're living in a simulation. Let's talk to Lily first. Hi,
little Lily. Hi, guys, tell us mate, why are we
living in a simulation?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Make sure you just I'm going to take a little
bit of time to understand.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Don't get offended if Georgia doesn't understand Lily, she hasn't
understood most of these.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Okay, this one is a little bit buggy, so you
do just need to like hold on as I explained. Okay, okay,
But when my mom was born, she got baptized by
this priest called Charlie right right.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
You know.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
This was in Jamru, so far away. She moves up
to Christ She goes on a date with this sky
like twenty five years later, pits it off. Whatever, he's
my dad now when she goes to meet his family,
that priest was his dad. My grandfather baptized my mom
when she when she was born. And bear in mind
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they didn't live into Mauru. They were there for about
the My dad's family was there for about a year
and somehow happened to baptize my mum. And the passing
of them like moving through.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Wait, this is just small town easy on.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
This is such an it's not everyone's likeation, Georgia, don't
ruin this for us and Lily, Mate, Lily, that's exactly
spot on what.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
We're asking for. We're living in a simulation.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
So how did that happen?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
How?
Speaker 8 (09:45):
How does that happen?
Speaker 7 (09:46):
If they lived there for their whole life in all
but they were moving from Twisel Quick Pitsop and to
Muru then up to christ Street.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
It just happened to be in your mom and then yeah,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
It's just a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Though.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Don't worry about her, Lily, We appreciate it. Great evidence.
Let's talk to Naomi. Is it Naomi?
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Yeah, it's Naomi.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Tell us mate in a simulation? What's the evidence? Okay?
Speaker 8 (10:19):
The evidence is I live just down the road from
a doppelganger, someone who looks completely identical to me, but
I've never met her, and a lot of people around
me have met her. And I think the craziest thing
about this is I was out with my friends and
my ex partner went to my house and he thought
he saw me walking past, so he chased this poor
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lady down the road. But it wasn't me, it was
my doppel ganger.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay, that that's buzzy. That's buzzy. That's buzzy. Gee, what
are the.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Odds that you're both buzzy living that close to each
other and you look that similar.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
That's I know we've never met, but a lot of
people only have met her.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
So now are you terrified to meet her in case
she's an ugo?
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Yeah kind of.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
I'm like, I don't know if I believe this, but
a lot of people have asked me and said, hey,
why didn't you talk to me in the weekend. I'm like,
that wasn't me.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
That was.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
That sucks?
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Is she not?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Are you not dying of like curiosity? You need to
find out who this person is and what they look like.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
We've tried.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
We've tried her Facebook, we've tried everything, and we can't
seem to find her. But she does exist. And okay,
I said, she's been chased down the roads. Your partner
and chase her down the road, yeah, my ex partner,
he did.
Speaker 9 (11:38):
He did a bit creamed out.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Now, what if it's a ghost of you, it's Naomi's
ghost ghost?
Speaker 8 (11:43):
But yeah, she dresses identical, apparently wears glasses.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
It's Naomi's ghosts.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
Yeah, it's my ghost apparently, just walking around the streets from.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Where I used to live.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
So just haunting you in all your ex part And
this ghost or this person's rude as well, like ignores everyone,
you know, I.
Speaker 8 (12:02):
Know, I know, everyone's always like I waved out here
and I'm like.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
That wasn't me, Naomi. I'm so invested. Please call back
if you do end up meeting her.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Okay, I definitely will if I ever find her.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yes, well, I'd love to know whether it's a ghost
or a real person.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I need to know if that's.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
A good question. Yes, GST.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
What if they know who Naomi is and they're doing
this on purpose, They've changed their whole way of looking
just to be like Naomi.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Okay, oh my god, that's crazy. Simulation.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
That's called single white femaling. That's what that's called.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Let's talk to Aiden more evidence as to why we're
living in a simulation.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
Eden.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
Hi, guys, I was in the car on a road
trip to a podokey telling my sister in law about
a crazy car that i'd seen in Hamilton. Okay, great
green it's number plate said shrimp, and like I was like,
it was so cool. And then we pull up to
an intersection and a podokey and that car came out. Whoa,
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it was just crazy, like that's exact car.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
And wait, we're literally talking about it at the time,
and then it appeared out of nowhere.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, I would like crazy, like crazy.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
Just appeared right in front of us, like we'd summoned it.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
That's just the one.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
That's that's that's that's weird.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
That one you can understand.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
That's to be talking about it. And then the green
shriek car rocks out and nowhere in a different part
of the country.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Crazy Eden, that's Buzzy G.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
It was so funny, so that I.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Believe in the simulation some of the.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
There's so much evidence, but we're already going over time.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
We just so quickly break this one down because I
don't understand. Okay, they have tix.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Nine six nine sex never seen a neighbor carry the
groceries inside.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Buzzy G. Neither neither have I. How do we get
the groceries inside?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I've never seen people carry them in.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I feel so bad because all these texts that have
come through, there's so much evidence. Maybe we can do
another break on this tomorrow. Yeah, I'm down present the
rest of the evidence. Yeah, I'm down to why we're
living in a simulation. We appreciate all the texts. We
will get to more of them tomorrow.
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